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             !                !                      85°    !              !
 ­  !                                  all the ra!ndrops!fall except !      !       !
            !                !                 for one!that ra!ns up      !
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  !             !                !                 !                         !
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to be or not to be,
that is the question un
doing democracy
burdened by(what has been

the magic)8 ball knows
the answer,so do i
the magic answer is
better not tell you now

$ummer Apple tree$:
     iPhone$ ripen in the $un—
          firstfruit$ of knowledge.

                             *

                          asleep
                        and fall
                      777)       
                    6     ­         
                  5                  
                4         ­            
              3                       
            2                          
          (1                            
        i count them                 
      (starry starry night)      
    through the night sky      
  (fly into heaven)                  
woolbirds fly high                

❤⛪
🙋‍♀️🙋
👩‍🏫🧑‍🏫
👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓
👩‍🍳👨‍🔬
👰‍♀️💒🤵

🏢🐕
🤰👨‍🔬🐕
👼
🤱👨‍🔬🐕
🌳⛺
👶🤰👨‍🔬🐕­
👼
👶🤱👨‍🔬🐕
🌳🌳🛖
👶🧑‍🦲🤰👨‍🔬🐕
👼
👶🧑‍🦲🤱👨‍🔬🐕
🌳🌳🌳🏚🐈
👶🧑‍🦲👩‍🦲🤰👨‍🔬🐕🐈
👼
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🌳🌳🌳🏡
👶🧑‍🦲👩‍🦲👨‍🦲🤰👨‍🔬🐕🐈
👼
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🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🏠
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🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🏤
👶🧑‍🦲👩‍🦲👧🧒👦🤰👨‍🔬🐕🐈
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🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🏰

👴👵👨‍🦱🧔👩‍🦱🧑‍🦱👨👩🧑‍🦰🐈
⛪❤

🪦🐕

🏡
🧸👦👩🧔🐕

🌒🕕

🛸
🏡💤
🧸👦👽
🛸🪐

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🤖👾👺👹👿👻🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🦄🧞‍♀️🎅
🧸🤯👽

👽👦🧸🃏

🌒🕕­

🛸🌏
🏡💤
🛸🪐

🌞🕧
⏰🛌

🧸👦🃏

cool morning:
     garbage truck sings
to a steel wool sky

𝓐𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓶 𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓷'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝔂 𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓮,
𝓝𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓘 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶.
𝓘 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓽 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓴𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭.

𝓟.𝓢.  𝓘 𝓯𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭.

when is is all there is where isn't was
and all the sky's inside a blue balloon
and everywhat is known to be because
too good is God to be believed too soon

then breathing breath doth verily become
(in spite of all the sayers saying nay)
a joy exploding all the threats of doom
since every doomsday dies before its day

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Emily shmemily,
Emily Dickinson,
Recluse and poetess,
Rendered her rhyme

Idiosyncrously,
Much of her poetry
Reading most cryptically
Much of the time.

Alot o ****
spe akstot
hehe art
**** hi sh
ere poe
m hwisp
ers sweetno
things to
thee lbo
w.

There once was a woman from Spain
Who loved to make love in the rain.
     She also had fun
     Making love in the sun,
And always in the public domain.

        ^         ^
       My kitty
        cat's an                                        
           imp
       ra cti cal                            
    purrrrrrfect
  little dainty fat                    
    little lady cat                                                         .
       who uses                                                                  s
         her litter box while wearing her white sock
                                     

Antique
paper
& ink
& glue,
a fragrance
I drink
in through
my nose,
fragrant
like a dead rose.
I fan my face,
& fall into
an antique book aroma coma.

Adolf ******
Was a lot littler
Than most Aryan brothers
And their mothers.

A triolet
     's a pirouette
In a ballet
A triolet
(Or should I say
     A triolette?)
A triolet
     's a pirouette.

Galaxy in hand,
     I zoom in on Mount Fuji
          with Nintendo thumbs.

We're fishes in the internet
Caught in the catch of net the day.
The smartest smartphones place a bet
That some night soon you'll meet a gray.
A U.F.O. (or, as they say
In England Land, a yoofo) flies
From where sweet baby scarecrows play
And eye the stars with googly eyes.

While sweating drops of acid sweat,
A cyborg prays away the gay.
A covid sneeze that's extra wet
Is heading thine iambic way.
Tuberculariaceae......
Is the password!  You win the prize!!
Ride on a rocket to Mars, crochet,
And eye the stars with googly eyes.

If you should dance a minuet,
Throw in a twerk for Claude Monet.
I fly around a jumbo jet
While crying, "Climate change!  Obey!!"
Unqualified I fly (hooray!)
A plane that fails hardwarewise.  
Olympic athletes play croquet
And eye the stars with googly eyes.

Enjoy a ride in Santa's sleigh
Before you make your reindeer pies.
Do shake the darling buds of May,
And eye the stars with googly eyes.

          Summerlight sunflight—
     singsonging songbirds singing,
winging blue heaven.

There once was a man from Green Bay
Who made it a habit each day
     To ****** an udder
     While churning his butter,
Then go for a nap in the hay.

G♾D

Edmund Clerihew Bentley
Invented an eminently
Humorous verse form
Which is also a terse form.

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There once was a man from Zumbrota
Who'd **** down a 2-liter soda,
     Then burp up a symphony
     By Beethoven winsomely,
From the first bar to the end of the coda.

          A stepped-on cricket
under bright fluorescent lights
     in a bathroom stall.

The crow in the tree
    is actually
a black trash bag.

There once was a fella from France
Who'd dance a libidinous dance:
     He'd focus the eyes
     Of the club on his thighs,
Then dance himself out of his pants.

A peaches dawn climbs
     a deep-breathing dark blue sky:
          flowers, a warm breeze.

A fruit fly flies by:
     There's enough apple
          for us both.

Rrrrrrramən
n°○°●•○●•dles
are °•●○dləs
and ○°•●dles
of n●°○•dləs,
●○°•○•●°dles.

I've got a pair.          
I keep 'em in my underwear:
Two eggs in a nest of hair.    

Since Jesus Christ is God, and I am not;
Since I am not my own creator, I,
Adam, shall seek no more to justify
Myself; for every tittle, dot, and jot
Has been fulfilled by Christ who's God of all,
The Adam hitherto I could not be,
The faithful Adam faithful now in me,
Adam redeemed and lifted from the fall.

The God of all the gods of nature, earth,
The kosmos, hades, greed, lust, war, and death,
Whose word is life, whose life is breath, whose breath
Inspires the wind that seeds the second birth,
Is Sin's Exterminator, Death's Decease,
Judgment, Forgiveness, Mercy, Love, and Peace.

Father God
Doesn't spare the rod
Or spoil
Any boi or goil.

Flying in falling
     Softly snow, five blue pigeons
And a white pigeon.  

There once was a man from Kilkenny
Who purchased a pipe for a penny,
     Then filled it with wacky
     And woolly tobacky,
And smoked himself dumb at four:twenny.

My technoscribbles haven't all cachet;
A mother hen on Friday farts an egg.
Even a swill of parlance has a say
When maple roadmaps varicose a leg.
A skinnydipping nakedest remote
Viewer that loons a dreaming in a pond
Fractals a nascent green and gleimous note
Hanging athwart with someone's else's blonde.
Take heart.  The fish have lungs and breathe the air
Of a new day when everyfish can ***
With or without a whiff of underwear,
Though salty tears are sweetest under the sea.
Milfs are a pack of pickleballing hots
Playing to win a plate of tater tots.

There was an Old Man of Japan
Whose lim-er-icks never would scan.
     When they said, "What the fu?"
     He replied, "They're haiku!"
That Irish Old Man of Japan.

#this #is #a #pome
#e #t #iphone #home

How many crows
Would a scarecrow scare
If a scarecrow could scare crows?

As many crows
As a scarecrow'd care
To scare if a scarecrow could scare crows.

Robert Herrick,
Poet and cleric,
Wrote numbers that were noble
When they weren't ignoble.

Mom says
I'm an inchworm,
but when I grow up
I'm gonna be a f
                            o
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                                                a     a    R !     !     !
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There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse at a gyne-
     cological practice
     Who brought in a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.

In the middle of midnight,
     night and morning kiss and part;
parting is such sweet sorrow.

Because another sips
     Her nectar, Death,
          Today
Please kiss these dusty lips,
     And take my breath
          Away.

There once was a man with a flu
Who ran in the night to the loo:
     He stubbed all his toes
     In consecutive rows
While filling his knickers with poo.

There once was a man from Mumbai
Whose face had the laziest eye:
     It opened at noon
     While the other as soon
As the sun rose was focused and spry.