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The old man got a doggy
He should have got a froggy
The doggy chews
The old man shoes
When it rain his feet get soggy
Old Noah, the prophet, that drunken old goat
But a hell of a sailor, his ark stayed afloat
But a question remains
For the erudite brains
And its 'how did those polar bears get on that boat?'
How da fuq?
a Satanist knows that the signs of perdition

are crosses inverted, a mirrored position

but sadly, the reason

is nothing that heathen-

the cross was inverted for Peter's contrition.
If you've read the bible, you'll know that Apostle Simon Peter denounced Christ in his hour of need and thus, as his guilt weighed heavy and he was captured and tried, he allegedly requested his crucifix be inverted as he failed to live up to Christ's model and did not feel worthy enough to be crucified in the Lord's manner.

So if anything, the inverted cross represents a wilful repentance and acknowledgement that one has fallen short of God's model. By praying to that cross, we pray for the contrition of Simon Peter, which is nice.
Teresa just casually talks
As her government swoop in like hawks,
But the average Guy
Sees the glamorous lie
And they certainly don't give a Fawkes.
Well Boris, now look at your life
As the prizes for lying arrive,
When you threw in your tuppence
You earned your comeuppance
And now you're divorced from your wife.
Jack L Martin Sep 11
I once had a dog named Sears,
Who was trained how to fetch me some beers.
He'd run to the cooler,
No later than sooner,
So fast it would bring me to tears!
Her name was Cné, Lizzy, Santita, Tangerine
she told me she was new in town, fresh upon, the scene
we danced the tango, mamba
we loved in the horizontal thunda
and I know she was in splendor, the moment that, she creamed
;D ya had to be there....
Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad were hot stuff in my day LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2c4wRK77Wk&index=11&list=PLBEA362DAD76373B7
An embarrassing penile occurrence
Led Johnny to want some assurance
          So Viagra he took
          Then he gave it a look
And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."
Copyright © 2018 Wayne Wysocki
There once was a man named Pence
Who covered his boarders with fence
He voted for Trump
To give him a bump
Then realized, "Oh, what a mess!"
James Khan Aug 28
It's not about numbers on overstuffed soil
And it isn't religion that makes the blood boil,
Its a scandalous ruse
And a wealth of 'fake news'
That disguises insidious plots for the oil.
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