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356 · Aug 23
SEXES
MetaVerse Aug 23
S                S
E   Y   E
Y   X   Y
E   Y   E
S                S
351 · Aug 6
One and All
MetaVerse Aug 6
I breathe the air of other outer spaces
And use the fingers of my mind to feel
Textures of math equations; databases
Of apocalyptic revelations unseal.
The metacolors dazzle all my eyes,
And every look is diamond-sparkled wonder.
The big is small, the small is big, and size
Dissolves as all I know is torn asunder.

No ground control, no spacesuit, no space-time,
Beyond the great beyond, beyond beyond,
Beyond all reason, far beyond I, I'm
One, one that's all; and every precious bond
With every one I all at once observe,
And every one connected to a nerve.


351 · Aug 5
Summerwind
MetaVerse Aug 5
Tiptoe through tulips aching big a toe
That breaks for every bee and blade of grass.
Who knows the mower hates to hear the mow,
Nightmare of ugly sound that passes gas.
Dilly and dally me through dandy kittens
Roaring like lions loathe to take an oath.
The present age is hot with extra mittens.
Organic earth is earth and heaven both.
Inhale the floral undergrowth of germs
That scent Aurora's fauna flower birds,
Albeit worms are slimy snotty squirms
Delicious raw with ketchup made from turds.
Zephyr a sweetwind, winter wind with ice,
Earth is a mankind heaven paradise.


346 · Oct 13
Meat Off
MetaVerse Oct 13
There once was a **** head named Seth
Who smoked a whole kilo of ****
     And proceeded to beat off
     And beat all his meat off
And methed himself finally to death.
343 · Sep 6
MetaVerse Sep 6

——> %&#@ $
     777⁷ ☆ ■○°▪︎□ – ¢
          *¿°  ₩¥€ £
            ~

333 · Aug 14
❤⛪
MetaVerse Aug 14

❤⛪
🙋‍♀️🙋
👩‍🏫🧑‍🏫
👩‍🎓🧑‍🎓
👩‍🍳👨‍🔬
👰‍♀️💒🤵

🏢🐕
🤰👨‍🔬🐕
👼
🤱👨‍🔬🐕
🌳⛺
👶🤰👨‍🔬🐕­
👼
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🌳🌳🛖
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330 · Jul 27
●ⁿyx
MetaVerse Jul 27
by the light of the m👀n
in the blue @fterⁿ°°ⁿ
həy ****** ******
a cat p!ays a fiddle,
a li'l d●g nam'd Skiffle
laffs like fracking a nut house,
& a cøw jnmps
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327 · Aug 9
Eschatos Adam
MetaVerse Aug 9
Since Jesus Christ is God, and I am not;
Since I am not my own creator, I,
Adam, shall seek no more to justify
Myself; for every tittle, dot, and jot
Has been fulfilled by Christ who's God of all,
The Adam hitherto I could not be,
The faithful Adam faithful now in me,
Adam redeemed and lifted from the fall.

The God of all the gods of nature, earth,
The kosmos, hades, greed, lust, war, and death,
Whose word is life, whose life is breath, whose breath
Inspires the wind that seeds the second birth,
Is Sin's Exterminator, Death's Decease,
Judgment, Forgiveness, Mercy, Love, and Peace.


325 · Aug 20
a plums
MetaVerse Aug 20
a plums is ripe
     on August august
(what greenest trees?)
                                           if one
which a organism
          that shalt isn't die:

yester Day's shape
     i do robust
(who tomorrow was?)
                                           if ten
how a organasm
          is thineself & thy;


321 · Oct 12
Butter
MetaVerse Oct 12
There once was a man from Green Bay
Who made it a habit each day
     To ****** an udder
     And churn his own butter,
Then go for a nap in the hay.
316 · Oct 21
Christ Is
316 · Aug 20
A Triolet
MetaVerse Aug 20
A triolet
     's a pirouette
In a ballet
A triolet
(Or should I say
     A triolette?)
A triolet
     's a pirouette.


309 · Sep 15
romance
MetaVerse Sep 15
thou art
more fair     than a red apple
beneath the legs
      of an enormous fly

      thou art more
fragrant than
fresh     blacktop on a
hot summer's day

thou
art more free
      than a      penguin flying
a spaceship with fun bumperstickers

waken thou with me
309 · Sep 5
Mad Libs
MetaVerse Sep 5
I have a ___.
It smells like ___.
My ___ is ___
And isn't ___.

When I feel ___,
I ___ a rose
Or ___ a ___.
Go ___ ___ ___!


307 · Sep 23
Aroma
MetaVerse Sep 23

I open the door.
     The sweet fall air comes inside.
          The stink goes outside.

304 · Oct 24
Villanesque
MetaVerse Oct 24
I pick my nose
With all my fingers
And all my toes.

I sniff a rose:
The aroma lingers:
I pick my nose.

Calcium grows
My thingamajingers
And all my toes.

A horseshoe throws
A bunch of ringers:
I pick my nose.

The north wind blows
A flock of wingers
And all my toes.

A sewer sews
With several Singers:
I pick my nose
And all my toes.


303 · Oct 3
To Autumn
MetaVerse Oct 3
O Autumn! thou hast splendidly array'd
     Nature, whose robes are treasure-rich with colour.
A patchy quilt of dying leaves decay'd,
     Thou blanketest the world with deathly dolour.
I hear a voice inside my head.  I list.
     "Come buy, come buy," I hear in my mind's ear.
My pulse doth quicken suddenly in my wrist:
     The netherworld hath never been so near.
I harken to the rattling of the leaves
     That hang like vampyre bats from skeletal trees.
The songful birds that nested 'neath the eaves
     Have long since flown away with high degrees.
I'm cold and getting colder, and my breath
Is telling me I'm close to coming Death.
301 · Sep 12
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MetaVerse Sep 12
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299 · Sep 22
The Sphinx
299 · Aug 9
Alot o Fart
MetaVerse Aug 9
Alot o ****
spe akstot
hehe art
**** hi sh
ere poe
m hwisp
ers sweetno
things to
thee lbo
w.


297 · Oct 8
Sneezer
MetaVerse Oct 8
There once was a sneezer named Rose
Who'd sneeze to the tips of her toes.
    She once sneezed so heinous
    She puked out her ****
And blew out her brains through her nose.
292 · Jul 29
🇯🇵
MetaVerse Jul 29

Writing a haiku's          
          Japaneasy, slurping soup    
     Japaneasier.

291 · Jul 26
Eggs
MetaVerse Jul 26

     I've got a pair.          
I keep 'em in my underwear:
     Two eggs in a nest of hair.    

MetaVerse Jul 24
Here I sit unbroken-hearted:
I tried to ****, and did, and farted.
Here I sit by fate or chance:
For *******, sitting's the proper stance.


286 · Sep 1
alphabet soup
MetaVerse Sep 1
q                                                      h                                    r

t       ­                                    x
                                                               ­                                                   p

                                            a     ­                                                           
                                                                ­  
z                                                   y
                                                      

i love u
        c                                                      ­                               j
                                ­       m
w                    

                       d                                                                ­        n              
                       b        

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276 · Oct 10
The Scarecrow
MetaVerse Oct 10
The scarecrow scares
     The scaredy cat.
The scarecrow stares.
The scarecrow scares
The boy he swears
     (While staring) at.
The scarecrow scares
     The scaredy cat.
275 · Oct 13
Crash
MetaVerse Oct 13
There once was a gal from Zumbrota
(A city in Minnemesota)
     Who drank in a bar
     And then got in her car
And crashed it while smoking some mota.
270 · Oct 12
Rondeau
MetaVerse Oct 12
The changing seasons are not more changefull
Then my mistresse; neither more vengefull
Is the wooing autumn wind that sedvceth
A singing mood afore it blasteth
With bitter colde, angry and disdainfull.
Her scorne is lyke a scorpion stinge painfull
In my sad heart wich bleedeth for banefull
Her who presently nowe observeth
          The changing seasons.
Her cruell scorne capricious entiseth
My heart to dispaire; itt dispaireth
Dailye and dieth from disese carefull.
Her scorne doth make my harte most woefull,
And so my smartyng heart despiseth
          The changing seasons.
265 · Sep 21
Megyn
MetaVerse Sep 21
Megyn Kelly
Has a flat belly,
And is as hot
As Oprah is not.
259 · Oct 13
Jump Scare
MetaVerse Oct 13
There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse at a gyne-
     cological practice
     Who brought in a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.
257 · Aug 6
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MetaVerse Aug 6
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251 · Oct 14
October 14, 2024
MetaVerse Oct 14
!hap

pie
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ming
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day!
248 · Jul 24
Haiku
MetaVerse Jul 24
There was an Old Man of Japan
Whose lim-er-icks never would scan.
     When they said, "What the fu?"
     He replied, "They're haiku!"
That Irish Old Man of Japan.


246 · Aug 1
Silly Rabbit
MetaVerse Aug 1
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?
The Ancient of Days-initiated
chain reaction
of cause and effect
chooses Trix.  
It's a Trixter.


219 · Sep 1
Christ Is
214 · Aug 13
Inchworm
MetaVerse Aug 13
Mom says
I'm an inchworm,
but when I grow up
I'm gonna be a f
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214 · Sep 20
Ignoble Numbers
MetaVerse Sep 20
Robert Herrick,
Poet and cleric,
Wrote numbers that were noble
When they weren't ignoble.
212 · Sep 2
I ❤ Venn Diagrams!
MetaVerse Sep 2
Vote for Kam
          (however you
          say her name)
ala!  Unburdened by w

hat has bee
          n in terms o
          f regarding a
framework for

understan
          ding deadlines a
          round smell
that relate to

the great signific
          ants of th
          e importance of
the passage of time.


212 · Aug 19
Special K!
MetaVerse Aug 19
The Joker King is joker ing the world.
My favorite food is (pull my finger) paste.
Gertrude's a guy that got his ****** girled.
I'm guided (kiss my ******) by my taste.
Science is racist.  So are roads and math.
"Gender's a social construct," said the it.
Showers are racist.  Take, instead, a bath.
Or don't.  (It isn't racist to smell like ****.)
Cheeba's the cure-all drug, the every cure
That cures the cancer caused by ******* smoke.
Since sugar's such a super food, be sure
To eat your cake while drinking cans of coke.
Ableist ******* can't (won't) get their way!
Antiableists vote for Special K!
209 · Sep 17
Aryan Nation
MetaVerse Sep 17
Adolf ******
Was a lot littler
Than most Aryan brothers
And their mothers.
207 · Sep 19
Nashville
MetaVerse Sep 19
Ogden Nash
May or may not have danced the Monster Mash
While thinking
In rhyme and drinking.
206 · Sep 17
Robert Frost
MetaVerse Sep 17
Robert Frost
Loved and lost
Much
But never lost his touch.
199 · Aug 25
How Many Crows?
MetaVerse Aug 25
How many crows
Would a scarecrow scare
If a scarecrow could scare crows?

As many crows
As a scarecrow'd care
To scare if a scarecrow could scare crows.
197 · Jul 29
ⁿ°ⁿsense
MetaVerse Jul 29
i'm restles§ & laZy
& wirəd & tired
& not ⁿ°ⁿuncraZy
& antiadmired

a little bit manic
& chillaxed as a maniac
i picnic with Panic
& retardədly brainiac

& God as my wittiness
i'm ●ver herə tryin'
to c○pe with the shittiness
of livin' while dyin'


189 · Aug 10
Cricket
MetaVerse Aug 10

          Dead, stepped-on cricket
under bright fluorescent lights
     between bathroom doors.

188 · Aug 15
🛸👦
MetaVerse Aug 15

🏡
🧸👦👩🧔🐕

🌒🕕

🛸
🏡💤
🧸👦👽
🛸🪐

🧸👦👽
🤖👾👺👹👿👻🧚‍♀️🧜‍♀️🦄🧞‍♀️🎅
🧸🤯👽

👽👦🧸🃏

🌒🕕­

🛸🌏
🏡💤
🛸🪐

🌞🕧
⏰🛌

🧸👦🃏


183 · Aug 12
iHai
MetaVerse Aug 12

iHai
ku.    do
     yo
u?     cut
ting a
summerth

understorm—


181 · Sep 22
the fall
MetaVerse Sep 22
the fall
     ing leaf
is all
the fall;
i call
     my grief
the fall
     ing leaf


180 · Sep 6
The Stuttering Ghost
MetaVerse Sep 6
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179 · Sep 18
#hashtag
MetaVerse Sep 18
this #is #a #pome
#e #t #iphone #home
#no #notes
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