President Donald Trump was saying his morning prayers
In the Red Room of the White House
When,
Suddenly,
A Lightning Bolt hit the Window
And Jesus Christ came in.
"What are you doing there, Trump?" Jesus asked him.
"I'm praying to God," President Trump said.
"You're doin' it all wrong," Jesus said.
Jesus then handed President Trump a Spider Plant,
A small pot,
And a pail of soil.
"Okay," Jesus said.
"I want you to pot this plant, President Trump."
Trump became petulant.
"What if I don't want to?!" Trump asked Jesus.
"I can't afford to get dirt on my manicured finger nails."
"If that's the case,"
"I ain't gonna' do nothing  for  your country no more, Trump!" Jesus angrily responded.
At that,
Trump got on the Phone to White House Security.
"Security, we've got a Terrorist in the White House!"
At that,
Jesus jumped out the window and flew back up to Heaven,
Leaving President Donald Trump
Flustered and Confused.

I prayed to God for a new Sports Car
And I prayed to God for the Hurricanes to stop.
My house was leveled
And,
Now,
I'm flat broke,
So, This must mean
That God doesn't love me any more.

-the global strongman, and how to survive him

"Our leader is a good man,
he knows what is right."
He needs no wicked science,
all he needs is strong believers.

     They don't like competence, they hate discretion.
     Cast down your glance for their eager eyes.

"Ang aming mga lider ay isang mabuting tao,
alam niya kung ano ang tama."
He is an ardent lover of justice,
killing criminal vermin at all cost.

     They want to bring you down, my friend,
     they like us unlike them.

"Wǒmen de lǐngdǎo shì yīgè hǎorén,
tā zhīdào shénme shì duì de."
He needs no shrewd lawyers,
he senses who is guilty.

     By hunger and chaos they make you foul your mouth,
     our hate and cursing will set us all apart.

"Nash lider - khoroshiy chelovek,
on znayet, chto pravil'no."
Now don't get naughty,
you know, just behave.

     Raise your head, man, raise your feeble voice:
     let's sing our songs, let's come together.

"Liderimiz iyi bir insandır,
doğru olanı biliyor."
He's towering above all of us,
he'll crush the faintest uprising upfront.

     Heureux qui comme Ulysse a fait un beau voyage
     - et puis est retourne plein d'usage et raison.

     Fortunate the guy who fared well on his travels
     - and returned, a man of the world, full of wisdom.

"Our leader is a good man,
he knows what is right."

On April 29th 1945, the gate of camp Dachau was finally unlocked by US Colonel Felix Sparks and his men. Inside they found, among other near-dead survivors, French author Robert Antelme who after the war wrote himself back into life (cf Alex Kershaw's The Liberator).

Indented lines are paraphrased quotes from Anthelme's novel The human species. The poem of Du Bellay (Heureux qui comme Ulysse) was said during a rare self-entertainment session, organized by the exhausted prisoners in order to hang on and survive the devastating final months of the war.

For describing the force behind the camps, we don't need history; just newsfeeds and Google Translate to help its all time credo come alive (in Filipino/Tagalog, simple Chinese, Russian and Turkish. The US version may also need translation, at least for some in the US).

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This Wildfire Smoke Global Warming Sinus Infection
Beat the shit out of me.
I've never experienced anything so HORRIBLE in my life!
I guess the good side to the story
Is that it TRANSFORMED me.
True,
It made me hateful and grouchy.
I didn't enjoy being crucified
By the greed of this Civilization,
But crucified I was
And I feel a bit different
As I gradually get off the Cross
Of Congestion.

Hello, Sports Fans,
This is Howard Cosell here
With the legendary. Muhammad Ali,
And we're Covering
The Global Warming Fuckitall Up Riots
For ABC.
First, I would like to ask you a few questions, Muhammad,
(Muhammad Ali) Throw 'em at me, Howard.
You tried to draw attention to the Plight of the Third World
With your Rumble in the Jungle
And the Thrilla' in Manila.
Do you think that you were effective in Spreading Awareness.
(Ali) Unfortunately not, Howard.
As a Servant of Allah, I tried to make people more aware
But the Whole World is the Third World now.
(Cossel) So, why do you think Global Warming is happening.
(Ali) Well, unfortunately,
This is Allah's punishment of Humanity, Howard.
We have not been Good Stewards of the Earth.
This is Judgment Day.
(Cosell) So, who do you think will win the Riots in St. Louis, Muhammad?
(Ali) Oh, Satan, Howard.
He's the Big Winner when we refuse to deal with Global Warming.
People fight and are Hotheaded.
So, they fight over meaningless racial Nonsense
And Satan inevitably wins.
(Cosell) There we have it
From the World Champion,
Muhammad Ali!
Now, we'll return our coverage of the Global Warming Fuckitallup Riots.
Thank you for tuning in on ABC Sports.

If one is heading towards Perdition
And needs to make a U-Turn,
One must take the time
To Turn around
Gradually and Safely
Safely.
Otherwise,
One might as well just accept
That one's Destination
Is Hell.

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