I love to cheat the Reaper
He's always so gloomy
He's always such a creeper
I love to lie to Hell
Burning with brimestone
Such an aweful smell
I love to trick the devil
He even laughs at that
Probely because we're on the same level
I would love to speak to god
But whatever calls him down off his lazy *** must be broken
Or maybe for him, the ground of mortals is to filthy to trod
No offence to all of you worshippers out there, but I need to ask the lord and savior a few questions