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It's London, all the time, when at night I close my eyes, it's when and where I get to roam and dwell, in the city I know inside-out so well, where all the narrow streets and cobbled stones, teacups, pint glasses, and fresh scones, lend themselves into the misty English air, of London's ancient, yet so modern flair, of Piccadilly, and Hyde Park Corner's box, riding Black Cabs, or a big Red Double-Bus, evening gas-lamp walks with ol' Saucy Jack, fish and chips and shandys for a perfect snack; then the changing of The Guard at Buckingham, where native Cockney's and young mums with prams, gather for a view of Lizzy's Royal Family Show; but, my, how rich the April sun sets and does glow, over the rolling raging river Thames of yore, where ancient Roman armies marched to shore, proclaimed: LONDINIUM! -the regal rest, of civilised peoples and the Royal Crests, where lives and deaths would go and come, yet The City despite all odds has lost and won, in the hearts, souls and minds of all who take, great London as their true hearth and home to stake, and arise and fall the poet's versing nights and days, whilst Big Ben chimes his toll in the foggy haze; and alas, London from my slumber dissipates, to that of which I yearn and love, asleep or wake, knowing where my home of soul-keep lies divine: in London, my dear London; it's London, all the time. ______ London: http://beautyineverything.com/3366195864
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Oct 27, 2010
Oct 27, 2010 at 7:31 PM UTC
It's London, all the time
Earlier on tonight I came within this close of losing my life On Buckingham Palace Road. He was doing 50 and I wasn't wearing any lights. And like freshly cut spaghetti Relief took over fright The car drove past and the man had a face like this... But I was too busy thanking my lucky stars For coming out tonight. And if I'd died tonight, everyone would have said. "Ahhh what a shame. But...it was late at night and...and he didn't have any lights....so...y'know." And the man doing 50 would probably have said he was doing thirty and just didn't see me. I'd have hated to have died like that.
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Sep 21, 2011
Sep 21, 2011 at 5:25 PM UTC
Bike Fright
THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES THE QUEEN'S BATON RELAY THE POETRY OF QUEENSLAND IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE TODAY MY BOOK IS IN THE PALACE MY LETTER FROM THE QUEEN PROMOTING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE LIKE NEVER EVER SEEN I AM A BRISBANE POET THE QUEEN HAS MY BOOK THE BATON RELAY HAS STARTED BY HOOK OR BY CROOK
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Mar 14, 2017
Mar 14, 2017 at 6:22 PM UTC
MY BOOK IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE
originally it reads as: **** i am drunk: do sudoku drunk!           what a ****** x x x     x x x     x x x x 7 6     x 5 9     3 x x   x x 8     x 7 x     x 1 x x x 2     x 1 x     x 5 x x x x     3 x 7     1 2 x 1 6 9     x 2 x     x x x x x x     4 x 1     7 8 x 9 4 x     7 x x     x 6 x x 5 x     6 x x     x x x       now i really want to learn something, but i don't seem to want to... the end result? 3 1 5  8 4 6  9 7 2 2 7 6  1 5 9  3 4 8 4 9 8  2 7 3  5 1 6 7 3 2  9 1 8  6 5 4 5 8 4  3 6 7  1 2 9 1 6 9  5 2 4  8 3 7 6 2 3  4 9 1  7 8 5 9 4 1  7 8 5  2 6 3 8 5 7  6 3 2  4 9 1...     bu there's a narrative to mind... the        ) game,         half an hour's worth of game after inserting the first six -                     (a                       b) matrixes -              the theta-phi debate crosswords and blind-spots - but the narrative goes like this: a.   7                          1       1                          5      )       x 7       1              2                                     "zooming in with a nibbled into 6", b. 5 |  5            7            1            x        x  2  x            x            x            x                        c. 2nd 5                           6 x x  4 x 1  7 8 x (5) d. 1st 5           5 x x  4 x 1  7 8 x           9 4 x  7 x x  x 6 x          x 5 x  6 x x  x x x                               e. x x x         x x 2              x x x                                   x 7 6    |   x x x    |        9 4 x                                   x x 8         1 6 9              x 5 x f. x x x    x 5 9    x 7 x    x 1 x               x 5 x    3 x 7    5 2 x    4 x 1    7 x 5               7 8 5    6 x x                (more than or haczyk, or háček             a hook: in saying: oi! geezer! traffic that 'un!                              but still more than or less than in Copernican lingua? dunno... well: that's two smokin' barrels' worth of info for the inauguration - 'cos' pretty face over 'ere was half a wit's know-churn off a ***** 'now what i mean?' they necessarily say it in sprechen glutton Danzig so you look smart, and not like some artful dodgy podger:               n'es pas?                             twinkle tweezer **** oi right and that ****** off came with the touch of a knuckle: 'cos' i wasn't preaching trigonometry: nor was i ******* kidding.                down the east end they call us Vlad-sodden impaler imperialistic -          after the little debacle we 'av a laugh and drink a bottle of *****           then we do the rickety chance of engaging in baptismal fire with the Jamaicans - or so you know. *well, wouldn't you believe it, look how far being called vermin gets ya!* all the way to Buckingham Palace me says!          and some dared to say: ransack Sicily. blah ha ha... your's a tongue on the leash! g.    x - 4? / 3?        5        7        1        x - 4?        2        x        x        x                          h.  6 2 x  4 x 1  7 8 5                               6 2 x  4 9 1  7 8 5                               6 2 3 4 9 1  7 8 5 (breakthrough point!) i. 7       x       1       5       2       x                j. x 7 6  1 5 9  3 x x k. 7                  l. 7                   m. 7     x                     x                         4     1                     1                         1     5                     5                         5     2                     2                         2     x                     3                      3     8                     8                         8     6                     6                         6     9                  9                         9 n. 6 2 3  4 9 1  7 8 5     9 4 x  7 8 5 x 6 x     x 5 x  6 x x  x 1 x          o. 6 2 3              9 4 x             8 5 x                                     p. 6 2 3              4                                        9 4 1     |    7                                        8 5 7           6            the 1st square:      6 2 3                                 9 4 1                                 8 5 7.     2nd square:                             x          x                             3          x                             x          x                             x          x                             1          x                             x          x                             7          5        9 4 1        2 6 3        7 8 5;                        q. square no. 2 anti linear: 4 9 1                               4 9 1 7 8 5              : / v.          7 8 5 6 x x                               6              ergo                       4 9 1                       7 8 5                       6 3 2                                              3rd square:     7 8 5                        7 8 5     2 6 3         |             2 6 3     x 9 x                        x 9 1.... subsequently: 8 5 7 6 3 2 4 9 1   hence: 1 6 9 5 2 x x 3 7        ": 1 6 9 5 2 4 8 3 7        ": 2 7 6 1 5 9 3 4 8          (interlude): 4 x 8 x 7 x x x(?)                                       r. x                        s. 7 3 2                2                           x x x                4                           1 6 9:           3                7                                             2                x                                                4                1                                                7                6                                               5                9                                                1                8                                                6                                                                  9                                                                  8 t. 1          then:      1      7                           7      x                           9      3                           3      x                           8      6                           6      2                           2      4                           4      5                           5   then     7 3 2                5 8 4                1 6 9           then 5 8 4  3 6 7  1 2 9           then 4                2                     5                  9                     7                  8                       1                  3                     6       u. 7 3 2  x 1 x  x 5 4 then              6 5 4              9 1 8                1 2 9         |     3 6 7                8 3 7                5 2 4 then               6                9                3                 8                             8 4 6                 7                              1 5 9                 4                              2 7 3                 1                 5                 2 v. then 3 1 x  8 4 6  x 7 2   then 3 1 5  8 4 6 9 7 2 0 then the crescendo:                                   9 7 2                                   3 4 8                                   5 1 6         !
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Nov 5, 2016
Nov 5, 2016 at 12:07 AM UTC
sushi dough: sudoku narrative drunk
originally it reads as: **** i am drunk: do sudoku drunk!           what a ****** x x x     x x x     x x x x 7 6     x 5 9     3 x x   x x 8     x 7 x     x 1 x x x 2     x 1 x     x 5 x x x x     3 x 7     1 2 x 1 6 9     x 2 x     x x x x x x     4 x 1     7 8 x 9 4 x     7 x x     x 6 x x 5 x     6 x x     x x x       now i really want to learn something, but i don't seem to want to... the end result? 3 1 5  8 4 6  9 7 2 2 7 6  1 5 9  3 4 8 4 9 8  2 7 3  5 1 6 7 3 2  9 1 8  6 5 4 5 8 4  3 6 7  1 2 9 1 6 9  5 2 4  8 3 7 6 2 3  4 9 1  7 8 5 9 4 1  7 8 5  2 6 3 8 5 7  6 3 2  4 9 1...     bu there's a narrative to mind... the        ) game,         half an hour's worth of game after inserting the first six -                     (a                       b) matrixes -              the theta-phi debate crosswords and blind-spots - but the narrative goes like this: a.   7                          1       1                          5      )       x 7       1              2                                     "zooming in with a nibbled into 6", b. 5 |  5            7            1            x        x  2  x            x            x            x                        c. 2nd 5                           6 x x  4 x 1  7 8 x (5) d. 1st 5           5 x x  4 x 1  7 8 x           9 4 x  7 x x  x 6 x          x 5 x  6 x x  x x x                               e. x x x         x x 2              x x x                                   x 7 6    |   x x x    |        9 4 x                                   x x 8         1 6 9              x 5 x f. x x x    x 5 9    x 7 x    x 1 x               x 5 x    3 x 7    5 2 x    4 x 1    7 x 5               7 8 5    6 x x                (more than or haczyk, or háček             a hook: in saying: oi! geezer! traffic that 'un!                              but still more than or less than in Copernican lingua? dunno... well: that's two smokin' barrels' worth of info for the inauguration - 'cos' pretty face over 'ere was half a wit's know-churn off a ***** 'now what i mean?' they necessarily say it in sprechen glutton Danzig so you look smart, and not like some artful dodgy podger:               n'es pas?                             twinkle tweezer **** oi right and that ****** off came with the touch of a knuckle: 'cos' i wasn't preaching trigonometry: nor was i ******* kidding.                down the east end they call us Vlad-sodden impaler imperialistic -          after the little debacle we 'av a laugh and drink a bottle of *****           then we do the rickety chance of engaging in baptismal fire with the Jamaicans - or so you know. *well, wouldn't you believe it, look how far being called vermin gets ya!* all the way to Buckingham Palace me says!          and some dared to say: ransack Sicily. blah ha ha... your's a tongue on the leash! g.    x - 4? / 3?        5        7        1        x - 4?        2        x        x        x                          h.  6 2 x  4 x 1  7 8 5                               6 2 x  4 9 1  7 8 5                               6 2 3 4 9 1  7 8 5 (breakthrough point!) i. 7       x       1       5       2       x                j. x 7 6  1 5 9  3 x x k. 7                  l. 7                   m. 7     x                     x                         4     1                     1                         1     5                     5                         5     2                     2                         2     x                     3                      3     8                     8                         8     6                     6                         6     9                  9                         9 n. 6 2 3  4 9 1  7 8 5     9 4 x  7 8 5 x 6 x     x 5 x  6 x x  x 1 x          o. 6 2 3              9 4 x             8 5 x                                     p. 6 2 3              4                                        9 4 1     |    7                                        8 5 7           6            the 1st square:      6 2 3                                 9 4 1                                 8 5 7.     2nd square:                             x          x                             3          x                             x          x                             x          x                             1          x                             x          x                             7          5        9 4 1        2 6 3        7 8 5;                        q. square no. 2 anti linear: 4 9 1                               4 9 1 7 8 5              : / v.          7 8 5 6 x x                               6              ergo                       4 9 1                       7 8 5                       6 3 2                                              3rd square:     7 8 5                        7 8 5     2 6 3         |             2 6 3     x 9 x                        x 9 1.... subsequently: 8 5 7 6 3 2 4 9 1   hence: 1 6 9 5 2 x x 3 7        ": 1 6 9 5 2 4 8 3 7        ": 2 7 6 1 5 9 3 4 8          (interlude): 4 x 8 x 7 x x x(?)                                       r. x                        s. 7 3 2                2                           x x x                4                           1 6 9:           3                7                                             2                x                                                4                1                                                7                6                                               5                9                                                1                8                                                6                                                                  9                                                                  8 t. 1          then:      1      7                           7      x                           9      3                           3      x                           8      6                           6      2                           2      4                           4      5                           5   then     7 3 2                5 8 4                1 6 9           then 5 8 4  3 6 7  1 2 9           then 4                2                     5                  9                     7                  8                       1                  3                     6       u. 7 3 2  x 1 x  x 5 4 then              6 5 4              9 1 8                1 2 9         |     3 6 7                8 3 7                5 2 4 then               6                9                3                 8                             8 4 6                 7                              1 5 9                 4                              2 7 3                 1                 5                 2 v. then 3 1 x  8 4 6  x 7 2   then 3 1 5  8 4 6 9 7 2 0 then the crescendo:                                   9 7 2                                   3 4 8                                   5 1 6         !
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well... between listening to the INFO WARS ban... by the mainstream... and listening to Greig's perfecto    in the hall of the mountain king... and john williams... london symphony orchestra for *the emperor's throne room scene*?             youtube was always my testing alternative to             ****** megastore listening booths... like replacing my ears with a tongue...                i never actually tuned in on youtube, for the indie commentators... i was always there for the music...       listening to these content creators, grovel a penny, like some Oxfam offshoot?    not cool...                      i was always there for the foraging of music...          never the commentaries... who said anything about the commentaries?!                    can't be bothered, won't be bothered, given that i've been doing this scribbling for over 10 years, and hven't been paid a barnado's penny... can't be ******* bothered, mate...         burn in hell; at this point, you don't dictate, and... i don't tell you what you must do...            welcome! free fall! oh no... like my english neighbor, he doesn't tell me when i can or can't light my barbeque...   just so he can hang his washing! **** off!        the only respected violence is that against private property rights... i'd cut his limbs off, and then hang him off in a noose composed of, his ******* tongue, the next time, he tells me i'm to inform him of when i do my next barbeque, prior to him doing his washing... PRIVATE... PROPERTY... RIGHTS... YOU ******* ENGLISH! **** nor king, nor Buckingham Palace janitor! **** OFF! you even know what itchy teeth implies? i beg to differ: you don't want to know, but i'll let you know; it implies a desire to own a pig farm; and we known what the economics of pork looks likes... now apply that in reverse, to hide, cannibalism.
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Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 11:13 PM UTC
DA PURGE IZ 'ERE!
well... between listening to the INFO WARS ban... by the mainstream... and listening to Greig's perfecto    in the hall of the mountain king... and john williams... london symphony orchestra for *the emperor's throne room scene*?             youtube was always my testing alternative to             ****** megastore listening booths... like replacing my ears with a tongue...                i never actually tuned in on youtube, for the indie commentators... i was always there for the music...       listening to these content creators, grovel a penny, like some Oxfam offshoot?    not cool...                      i was always there for the foraging of music...          never the commentaries... who said anything about the commentaries?!                    can't be bothered, won't be bothered, given that i've been doing this scribbling for over 10 years, and hven't been paid a barnado's penny... can't be ******* bothered, mate...         burn in hell; at this point, you don't dictate, and... i don't tell you what you must do...            welcome! free fall! oh no... like my english neighbor, he doesn't tell me when i can or can't light my barbeque...   just so he can hang his washing! **** off!        the only respected violence is that against private property rights... i'd cut his limbs off, and then hang him off in a noose composed of, his ******* tongue, the next time, he tells me i'm to inform him of when i do my next barbeque, prior to him doing his washing... PRIVATE... PROPERTY... RIGHTS... YOU ******* ENGLISH! **** nor king, nor Buckingham Palace janitor! **** OFF! you even know what itchy teeth implies? i beg to differ: you don't want to know, but i'll let you know; it implies a desire to own a pig farm; and we known what the economics of pork looks likes... now apply that in reverse, to hide, cannibalism.
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Almost like a mirror to Look at you. A sort of Alice on the other side Of the looking glass. You are a reflection I never thought might exist. But there are flaws spiderwebbing cracks into the glass, The picture so minutely cracked here and There that it might all just Fall out of the frame. Words, picked like highhanging fruit, Stack and Form the Edges of your Mind-- brilliant walls of Buckingham but also the boxes of fruit (high hanging like the words) floating down congolese waters and into the heart --of Darkness? only kurtz knows but does it matter? still Grand as ever-- They're words I see in myself on my side And music from Mechanicsburg Anchorage Dar es Salaam sings down the same Congo we share But the only cracks I see are with me. Your words and wit are the envoys, Celebrated diplomats from the Heart that lies downriver. eyes flash and the Fruit is bountiful and Hail the heart (wherever whatever it is down the River). The words are strong as the man who sent them (somewhere in the Heart) Such strength to speak and shout Respect commandeddemanded in the fruit I often wonder if I have it. And each time I know I don't Another crack is born. the tally man sends his beautiful fruit-- strong as everforever To the world, smileonface and gleamineye-- and you're him on the other side at the Heart.
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Dec 19, 2013
Dec 19, 2013 at 10:00 PM UTC
the Congo
Today a baby boy was born The future heir to the British throne Remember July 22nd was the date Proud parents William & Kate Every child born today will receive a Silver Penny A collectors item, for so many First we watched William & Kate marry He has a really cool Uncle in Prince Harry I bet he will show him some tricks A bouncing baby boy 8lb 6, A baby, a toddler, then into a little nipper Look after him Auntie Pippa. We will watch him grow up and ready to take his place The news confirmed on the easel at Buckingham Palace Well done to Kate Middleton To us a Prince, to you a son. Prince Charles is your Grandad The Paparazzi will go mad One day old and already on Twitter trending Who will help, with the Royal winding William & Kate must be so happy One hopes One's been practicing changing a ***** Born in St Mary's, Lindo Wing A child that will be our future King Everyone is so happy for them Born on a Monday 4.24pm You're Great GrandMother is called Her Majesty the Queen We'll watch him grow into a teen For Prince Phillip four male generations Now the country starts with the celebrations The new addition to the Royal Family The future of the British Monarchy The Windsor family and the family of Middleton A boy to bring them so much fun Proud watching down over all times will be his Nanna Brought up in the memory of Princess Diana The name now we have to all guess For now we call him His Royal Highness For the country this brings so much joy A beautiful, bouncing Royal Baby Boy
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Jul 23, 2013
Jul 23, 2013 at 11:04 AM UTC
A Royal Baby
Today a baby boy was born The future heir to the British throne Remember July 22nd was the date Proud parents William & Kate Every child born today will receive a Silver Penny A collectors item, for so many First we watched William & Kate marry He has a really cool Uncle in Prince Harry I bet he will show him some tricks A bouncing baby boy 8lb 6, A baby, a toddler, then into a little nipper Look after him Auntie Pippa. We will watch him grow up and ready to take his place The news confirmed on the easel at Buckingham Palace Well done to Kate Middleton To us a Prince, to you a son. Prince Charles is your Grandad The Paparazzi will go mad One day old and already on Twitter trending Who will help, with the Royal winding William & Kate must be so happy One hopes One's been practicing changing a ***** Born in St Mary's, Lindo Wing A child that will be our future King Everyone is so happy for them Born on a Monday 4.24pm You're Great GrandMother is called Her Majesty the Queen We'll watch him grow into a teen For Prince Phillip four male generations Now the country starts with the celebrations The new addition to the Royal Family The future of the British Monarchy The Windsor family and the family of Middleton A boy to bring them so much fun Proud watching down over all times will be his Nanna Brought up in the memory of Princess Diana The name now we have to all guess For now we call him His Royal Highness For the country this brings so much joy A beautiful, bouncing Royal Baby Boy
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party zone with johnny brown johnny’ hi dudes and welcime to the 2nd party zone for 2016 and tonight we are going to party real hard and our first party dude is lorraine lorraine’ i want to be so happy i want to be so cool i want to drink scotch on the rocks following a lovely bbq i am very happy as happy as can be i don’t know why i am so happy i only know i am, party on dudes johnny’ yeah you look like you are ready to party tonight lorraine’ it’s the end of the working week, why not johnny’ ok here is patric weezer pattrick’ one sheep two fish red fish blue fish going ba ba ba every ****** where five sheep six sheep silver sheep black sheep you see it’s hard to become the black sheep of the family nine fish ten fish isn’t that a dainty dish to put before prince william on the way to buckingham palace today eleven fish twelve fish i wonder who i will find at the party for my best mate tom it’s fine to have fish, especially down the coast with chips johnny’ are you creative patrick’ yeah, i am an artist and a writer and a youtube entertainer, i am cool johnny’ ok here is harry with a great rhyme dave bought a honday for his best friend rhonda to make her pretty wealthy dave bought a honda and he will make it a party yeah, we will get down and boogie and say oh lay hey little old lady pretty pretty baby saying dave bought a honda for his aunty flo who went home to make pumpkin scones for joh but joh didn’t want any cause he ws too right wing dave bought a honda from adelaide and every night we say dave bought a honda for everyone around oh dude johnny’ yeah what a great one, but your choice of politicians, ya know a bit old and dead harry’ yeah, but i am 56 years old and i still want to party johnny’ here is another party song from kenneth kenneth’ 16 pounds to buy a car with it is a very cheap car if it costs that much a dollar bill to buy a car mat cause it really protects your car floor and aussie cent ain’t around anymore, cause it can’t afford anything no fear, so chuck it away my friend a japanese coin is a wonderful coin i notice how there is a hole in the middle, to stick your finger in, yeah $16 is a lot ya see you could buy an expensive tub of honey from the bee so if you spend all this money now just remember the tune from hello in the ‘80s with oh yeah bow bow johnny’ thank you kenneth kenneth, yeah, and i am ready to pardddy, now party dudes, have the best hangover cure if you are totally wasted tomorrow johnny’ thank you kenneth and thanks dudes for enjoying party zone catch ya later dudes
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Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 6:11 AM UTC
party zone with johnny brown part 2, 5 february 2016
party zone with johnny brown johnny’ hi dudes and welcime to the 2nd party zone for 2016 and tonight we are going to party real hard and our first party dude is lorraine lorraine’ i want to be so happy i want to be so cool i want to drink scotch on the rocks following a lovely bbq i am very happy as happy as can be i don’t know why i am so happy i only know i am, party on dudes johnny’ yeah you look like you are ready to party tonight lorraine’ it’s the end of the working week, why not johnny’ ok here is patric weezer pattrick’ one sheep two fish red fish blue fish going ba ba ba every ****** where five sheep six sheep silver sheep black sheep you see it’s hard to become the black sheep of the family nine fish ten fish isn’t that a dainty dish to put before prince william on the way to buckingham palace today eleven fish twelve fish i wonder who i will find at the party for my best mate tom it’s fine to have fish, especially down the coast with chips johnny’ are you creative patrick’ yeah, i am an artist and a writer and a youtube entertainer, i am cool johnny’ ok here is harry with a great rhyme dave bought a honday for his best friend rhonda to make her pretty wealthy dave bought a honda and he will make it a party yeah, we will get down and boogie and say oh lay hey little old lady pretty pretty baby saying dave bought a honda for his aunty flo who went home to make pumpkin scones for joh but joh didn’t want any cause he ws too right wing dave bought a honda from adelaide and every night we say dave bought a honda for everyone around oh dude johnny’ yeah what a great one, but your choice of politicians, ya know a bit old and dead harry’ yeah, but i am 56 years old and i still want to party johnny’ here is another party song from kenneth kenneth’ 16 pounds to buy a car with it is a very cheap car if it costs that much a dollar bill to buy a car mat cause it really protects your car floor and aussie cent ain’t around anymore, cause it can’t afford anything no fear, so chuck it away my friend a japanese coin is a wonderful coin i notice how there is a hole in the middle, to stick your finger in, yeah $16 is a lot ya see you could buy an expensive tub of honey from the bee so if you spend all this money now just remember the tune from hello in the ‘80s with oh yeah bow bow johnny’ thank you kenneth kenneth, yeah, and i am ready to pardddy, now party dudes, have the best hangover cure if you are totally wasted tomorrow johnny’ thank you kenneth and thanks dudes for enjoying party zone catch ya later dudes
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Paris is so beautiful, that it’s emotional, like the red tile roofs of Rome, or the Kenroku-en gardens of Japan. It’s a relatively large world. Whenever you can fly over an ocean you feel limitless, and godly, like the world is there for you, on demand. Speaking of God-like views, I’m headed to Lisa’s (parents) Manhattan highrise again this year for Thanksgiving—six, very-long days from today—and I have to wait—but I can’t wait. I’m starting to stuff things into my bag, like a turkey. There are so many holiday things to do in Manhattan. Things that invariably whip you up for a sparkly Christmas. But these are only commercial attractions—planned distractions. One frosty November-break morning, two years ago, a tide of clouds had rolled in, like a trillion tons of cotton candy had been dumped on New York city, overnight, filling it up to the 42nd floor. It glistened there, below us, in the klieg-bright sun, like Tiffany diamonds on cotton. So, imagine that, then add a flock of geese, in military-like v-formation flying just at the crest of the glitter, like dolphins hopping in and out of the waves, as they passed above the insignificant works of man. It took my breath away. So, naturally I grabbed for my fancy phone with its super-duper, high-res camera. The snaps did the glorious scene poor justice— the majestic, wild geese came out as dots on glare. I’m watching things carefully this year, not just the multicolor, cachet, window displays on Fifth Avenue and the decorations at the Chelsea Market (where Oreos were invented). I’m going to capture this year —every intense, emotional second—with that most unreliable, 3D gadget of all—Memory. . . A song for this: Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham
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Nov 15, 2024
Nov 15, 2024 at 11:45 AM UTC
almost here
Paris is so beautiful, that it’s emotional, like the red tile roofs of Rome, or the Kenroku-en gardens of Japan. It’s a relatively large world. Whenever you can fly over an ocean you feel limitless, and godly, like the world is there for you, on demand. Speaking of God-like views, I’m headed to Lisa’s (parents) Manhattan highrise again this year for Thanksgiving—six, very-long days from today—and I have to wait—but I can’t wait. I’m starting to stuff things into my bag, like a turkey. There are so many holiday things to do in Manhattan. Things that invariably whip you up for a sparkly Christmas. But these are only commercial attractions—planned distractions. One frosty November-break morning, two years ago, a tide of clouds had rolled in, like a trillion tons of cotton candy had been dumped on New York city, overnight, filling it up to the 42nd floor. It glistened there, below us, in the klieg-bright sun, like Tiffany diamonds on cotton. So, imagine that, then add a flock of geese, in military-like v-formation flying just at the crest of the glitter, like dolphins hopping in and out of the waves, as they passed above the insignificant works of man. It took my breath away. So, naturally I grabbed for my fancy phone with its super-duper, high-res camera. The snaps did the glorious scene poor justice— the majestic, wild geese came out as dots on glare. I’m watching things carefully this year, not just the multicolor, cachet, window displays on Fifth Avenue and the decorations at the Chelsea Market (where Oreos were invented). I’m going to capture this year —every intense, emotional second—with that most unreliable, 3D gadget of all—Memory. . . A song for this: Holiday Road by Lindsey Buckingham
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I HAVE A CONNECTION TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN MY POEM FOR HER 90TH IN HER REPLY SHE HAS SEEN MY POETRY BOOK OF QUEENSLAND OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE IS GRACING THE HALLS OF BUCKINGHAM PLACE SO I DO BELIEVE I NOW CAN DEDICATE THIS RHYME TO A BEAUTIFUL LADY WITHIN THIS MOMENT IN TIME
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Feb 27, 2017
Feb 27, 2017 at 9:44 PM UTC
MY CONNECTION TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN
#iwishicould go to Buckingham Palace, to dine & drink from a golden chalice; #iwishicould be Her Majesty, but #WhatsThePoint I'm only me #iwishicould be the eyebrows of Gordon Brown, and go so fetchingly up and down, #iwishicould be #Nowplaying guitar, or be a mighty megastar.
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Apr 6, 2010
Apr 6, 2010 at 2:36 AM UTC
A Trending Topic (twitter) poem, 6/4/10
It's royal blue - it's a boy - the heir the British throne Buckingham Palace an awaken bloom - a rebirth - awaits a princely visit. Blue - the prince is born - a full moon, St. Mary's Hospital, London - To the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Fear God - Honour the Queen!
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Jul 26, 2013
Jul 26, 2013 at 4:17 PM UTC
The Crown of Prince Cambridge
now I, Anton, eldest and wisest, I, nature-appointed leader by age and time, I call this our first meeting to order and each shall stand in silence as I read out the rules and regulations of this our BOYS ONLY order of OLD RUSSIA, which I, as my first act as leader, shall name the Anton Boys Only Group, the name obviously after myself… And now, Artem stand still and stand at ease as Vladimir here is… This pose with legs like a soldier's and with hands at back, back in palm, this is the way of the obedient follower though I fear Artem may have a bit of Napoleon in him… But Anton Boys Only Group we shall be and in the streets we are destined to meet… Now for the rules: I am the leader and I’m always right; you are the members of the group, and you will always follow… now, girls will not be allowed in this group and no one is to come with any girls here except me, with Galina once in a while as she has recently been winking at me in class, when I do attend class, that is, and she has sent me notes to meet her in the old shed past the fields and once in a while, as I say, she might be here on our way to said location during which time you will all keep guard and remain as still as the Kremlin guards or, as I’ve heard, the guards outside ****** England’s Buckingham palace. Now, Viktor and Georgy, you are hereby fined five coins for taking a casual attitude while I speak… Artem, the tallest here after me, you will be my bearer and cleaner like carrying things I might have to carry and dusting my coat before and after meetings and for which I shall nominate you successor should I run away with Galina to America… We shall, however, always remain faithful to Mother Russia and send you back information as and when necessary; and also at each meeting, from hence, each of you will bear gifts for the leader (who, let me remind you, is myself) like an apple, a tomato, eggs and sweets and chicken pieces and such as and when possible but always at least one gift each at each meeting as payment for the privilege of my leadership; and meetings will start promptly and be canceled as I wish; and Vladimir and Bogdan and Andrey you shall before each meeting, finish such field tasks as my mother may have assigned me and which I may then justly apportion to each one of you… I do not anticipate any questions at this stage our first meeting and so I announce this meeting over… And Artem, you might want to dust the coat on my back… but kindly do ensure your hands are clean first…
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Oct 10, 2010
Oct 10, 2010 at 5:47 PM UTC
Anton Boys Only Group
now I, Anton, eldest and wisest, I, nature-appointed leader by age and time, I call this our first meeting to order and each shall stand in silence as I read out the rules and regulations of this our BOYS ONLY order of OLD RUSSIA, which I, as my first act as leader, shall name the Anton Boys Only Group, the name obviously after myself… And now, Artem stand still and stand at ease as Vladimir here is… This pose with legs like a soldier's and with hands at back, back in palm, this is the way of the obedient follower though I fear Artem may have a bit of Napoleon in him… But Anton Boys Only Group we shall be and in the streets we are destined to meet… Now for the rules: I am the leader and I’m always right; you are the members of the group, and you will always follow… now, girls will not be allowed in this group and no one is to come with any girls here except me, with Galina once in a while as she has recently been winking at me in class, when I do attend class, that is, and she has sent me notes to meet her in the old shed past the fields and once in a while, as I say, she might be here on our way to said location during which time you will all keep guard and remain as still as the Kremlin guards or, as I’ve heard, the guards outside ****** England’s Buckingham palace. Now, Viktor and Georgy, you are hereby fined five coins for taking a casual attitude while I speak… Artem, the tallest here after me, you will be my bearer and cleaner like carrying things I might have to carry and dusting my coat before and after meetings and for which I shall nominate you successor should I run away with Galina to America… We shall, however, always remain faithful to Mother Russia and send you back information as and when necessary; and also at each meeting, from hence, each of you will bear gifts for the leader (who, let me remind you, is myself) like an apple, a tomato, eggs and sweets and chicken pieces and such as and when possible but always at least one gift each at each meeting as payment for the privilege of my leadership; and meetings will start promptly and be canceled as I wish; and Vladimir and Bogdan and Andrey you shall before each meeting, finish such field tasks as my mother may have assigned me and which I may then justly apportion to each one of you… I do not anticipate any questions at this stage our first meeting and so I announce this meeting over… And Artem, you might want to dust the coat on my back… but kindly do ensure your hands are clean first…
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The white winged beast Slices through the blue Dominating all the cities that bow beneath The creature leads as the best transportation tool Passengers bask in opulence Glancing at the miniature toy city The passive scenery acts as reassurance Since the wind gale sweeps the white cotton in pity The jay sails to its nest Gliding while checking for error The landing signals a successful test Safe from the perilous journey’s terror The exotic passengers gaze in awe The Cliffs of Dover, soldiers clad in red, Buckingham palace All book text now raw This dimension lacks common malice The winged beast leaps The destination: an unknown place All the culture the sphinx keeps No wonder many adore the ferocious face
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Apr 16, 2013
Apr 16, 2013 at 8:06 PM UTC
The Winged Beast
Mildew, mold, cobwebs, rust, stench, trash, dead grass, window screens with holes & **** Not things you'd find at buckingham palace. Only in a home of bums. Not a dream to last. I want to move, I want to run. Colorful Colorado....7 years Bad Luck Snowflakes, frozen lakes, shoveling snow. A cold for all to know. I will never go back. My ex boyfriend would strike & attack. It was I he tried to choke out & **** From 2006 to 2012. Thinking of him makes me ILL. Summer of elves. Unloved & Taken for Granted. Raved & Ranted. A haiku with thoughts of you. I don't feel lucky with us two. We never hold hands or embrace. We never kiss each other's face
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Jan 17, 2015
Jan 17, 2015 at 2:48 AM UTC
Pig Sty With Butter & Rye
I see them walking down streets with names like old buckingham old gun road westchester common street robious hugenaut broad grace frankling main cary carry the weight of a group of ****** up **** ups trying to "make a difference" delusional ******* difference is made from killing a status quo and their hands shake like childrens' take a stake in the mental quake of the plasticity of the fake looking for mates I'm tumbling down sure fall peak free fall until falling free is forgotten as a quest childe roland to the dark tower came yeah I went to college for a little bit there broke out when I broke out of a sane frame of mind swallow the sludge created by incontinent consumerists snakes on trees make better friends than invisible fathers but get these depressed lunatics out of my sight feeling a fight bubbling up complaints are for the complacent so I don't see you fear or hear no evil evil makes good possible using my vice versa as my vice quoting bible quotes verbatim I don't ft right jigsaw piece chewed up by toddlers jam me into place and cover me in duct tape to silence the protests
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Nov 1, 2013
Nov 1, 2013 at 9:51 PM UTC
less human than more human
We are all walking around in each other (our bodies and breathing and sweat and sneezes) walking around in pieces of each other unescapably we are in each other in the crudest way possible we are in each other (in Buckingham in front of Michelangelo paintings in Taj Mahal in Los Angeles in Sydney in paradise in your bedroom) connected in an (uncomfortable) way we are all each other we are all one don’t forget to breathe we only have this chance once breathe breathe breathe you are one
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Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 2:11 PM UTC
One
and sometimes magic, a scene from the book of genesis, chapter verse whatever, buying whiskey and beer in a supermarket, the cashier, Tara, knows me, she's my gym coach, she tut tut struts and tuts when i buy beer telling me to keep the beer off - i told you alcoholics are mobile, we go sightseeing most of the time, on a double decker bus we bemuse and lipread: and here's the Elizabeth tower (formerly known as Benjamin "big **** Disraeli - the English by the French after the 100 year war: if they're not retards, they're perverts) - **** that shit's brushed off on me! am i a ********** if i hold dear a British passport? phew! no? yes? huh?! i must be a Mr. Khan in waiting... no, but seriously, a scene in the cave of an iceman, 5 lasses buying wine lonely, me my beer my whiskey, i get a lemon added / **** i told you it was a lime not a lemon on the conveyor belt - i get a lime, lucky Adam got an apple and one asking, i'm doing double-up fevers waiting for Saturday night with Paris, Hilda, Venus and Hera.. Adam gets an apple from smooch slick Eva naked and i get a ******* lime on a conveyor-belt in a supermarket while buying whiskey... Jonah! call the whale! i'm sure we'll both be calling it Noah's ark when tomorrow comes; **** you not, we'll be boarding dry-land at Arsuk - **** send a message to Columbus - we discovered North America via Greenland like you discovered the same via the Caribbean Islands, ha ha! call it dynamo of Erik versus Kristopheren; i just got a lime on a conveyor belt in a supermarket, Adam was handed an apple in Eden - i guess that's worth a 50 50 chance of coincidence with my sex-starved libido and the English "roses": not that i'm guarantying anything good either, it's not like i'm a vacuum cleaner based guarantee - but **** me, the ****** **** wrinkles and all, bamboozle clad the salutary march for applause - and the fainting bearskin trumpet-brigadier at the ro- -yal parade onto Buckingham Ponce; n'ah n'ah n'ah n'ah n'ah.
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Jun 24, 2016
Jun 24, 2016 at 6:44 PM UTC
lemon
and sometimes magic, a scene from the book of genesis, chapter verse whatever, buying whiskey and beer in a supermarket, the cashier, Tara, knows me, she's my gym coach, she tut tut struts and tuts when i buy beer telling me to keep the beer off - i told you alcoholics are mobile, we go sightseeing most of the time, on a double decker bus we bemuse and lipread: and here's the Elizabeth tower (formerly known as Benjamin "big **** Disraeli - the English by the French after the 100 year war: if they're not retards, they're perverts) - **** that shit's brushed off on me! am i a ********** if i hold dear a British passport? phew! no? yes? huh?! i must be a Mr. Khan in waiting... no, but seriously, a scene in the cave of an iceman, 5 lasses buying wine lonely, me my beer my whiskey, i get a lemon added / **** i told you it was a lime not a lemon on the conveyor belt - i get a lime, lucky Adam got an apple and one asking, i'm doing double-up fevers waiting for Saturday night with Paris, Hilda, Venus and Hera.. Adam gets an apple from smooch slick Eva naked and i get a ******* lime on a conveyor-belt in a supermarket while buying whiskey... Jonah! call the whale! i'm sure we'll both be calling it Noah's ark when tomorrow comes; **** you not, we'll be boarding dry-land at Arsuk - **** send a message to Columbus - we discovered North America via Greenland like you discovered the same via the Caribbean Islands, ha ha! call it dynamo of Erik versus Kristopheren; i just got a lime on a conveyor belt in a supermarket, Adam was handed an apple in Eden - i guess that's worth a 50 50 chance of coincidence with my sex-starved libido and the English "roses": not that i'm guarantying anything good either, it's not like i'm a vacuum cleaner based guarantee - but **** me, the ****** **** wrinkles and all, bamboozle clad the salutary march for applause - and the fainting bearskin trumpet-brigadier at the ro- -yal parade onto Buckingham Ponce; n'ah n'ah n'ah n'ah n'ah.
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Somewhere near the globe Where the ghost of Elizabethan actors Still roam the streets London Bridge Is Falling Down I think about Buckingham Palace Where the guards protect the queen Who cries all the time London Bridge is falling down Somewhere close to Big Ben Where the Westminster Chimes Still haunt the ears London Bridge is falling down The prison cells in the Tower Of London Where sacred life becomes apparition And weeps at the thought London Bridge is falling down
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May 10, 2016
May 10, 2016 at 4:38 PM UTC
London Bridge is falling down
Buckingham Palace? Lydia's mother said you want to take Lydia to blooming Buckingham Palace? she stood at her door cigarette in her mouth smoke rising to her eyes making her squint yes to see the changing of the guards I said she looked at me sternly what's your mother think about you gallivanting all over London? she asked I'm not gallivanting we'll go by train I said she puffed out smoke towards me like some dragon don't think her dad'd want her going that far the mother said not far away by train I said LYDIA she bellowed over her thin shoulder she gazed at me the young boy from the upstairs flats and puffed harder hair in rollers the cigarette hanging from her lips Lydia came beside her mother yes? Lydia said this here boy wants to take you to blooming Buckingham ****** Palace her mother said did you know about this? Lydia shook her head thin girl with lanky hair brown and unkempt no didn't know Lydia said gazing at me can I go? she said go go to the ****** Palace who do you think you are? blooming royalty? the mother said it's history I said help us to appreciate being English too far the mother said crossing her arms over her small ******* where'd I get the money for you two herbets to go flying all over the place? we're not flying I said we're going by train and I've money my old man gave me yesterday for shining his shoes Lydia gazed at her mother then at me her mother just gazed at me through smoke and sighed you'd better keep an eye on her don't want her going off getting lost the mother said she won't with me I said look after her like she was royalty I added opening my jacket and showing her my 6 shooter toy gun she was not impressed don't be late my girl or you'll feel my hand on your backside you understand? Lydia nodded her head I can go then? just said so you silly mare the mother said gazing at me with her smoke filled eyes just be careful of her she poked her thin finger in my direction like a lance then went back inside the flat we're going to Buckingham Palace? Lydia said yes by train I said by train? she said yes by train I said so she went in to get a coat and I stood on the red brick doorstep looking at the Square thinking of the Palace soon be there.
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Dec 17, 2015
Dec 17, 2015 at 3:28 AM UTC
TRIP TO THE PALACE 1958
Buckingham Palace? Lydia's mother said you want to take Lydia to blooming Buckingham Palace? she stood at her door cigarette in her mouth smoke rising to her eyes making her squint yes to see the changing of the guards I said she looked at me sternly what's your mother think about you gallivanting all over London? she asked I'm not gallivanting we'll go by train I said she puffed out smoke towards me like some dragon don't think her dad'd want her going that far the mother said not far away by train I said LYDIA she bellowed over her thin shoulder she gazed at me the young boy from the upstairs flats and puffed harder hair in rollers the cigarette hanging from her lips Lydia came beside her mother yes? Lydia said this here boy wants to take you to blooming Buckingham ****** Palace her mother said did you know about this? Lydia shook her head thin girl with lanky hair brown and unkempt no didn't know Lydia said gazing at me can I go? she said go go to the ****** Palace who do you think you are? blooming royalty? the mother said it's history I said help us to appreciate being English too far the mother said crossing her arms over her small ******* where'd I get the money for you two herbets to go flying all over the place? we're not flying I said we're going by train and I've money my old man gave me yesterday for shining his shoes Lydia gazed at her mother then at me her mother just gazed at me through smoke and sighed you'd better keep an eye on her don't want her going off getting lost the mother said she won't with me I said look after her like she was royalty I added opening my jacket and showing her my 6 shooter toy gun she was not impressed don't be late my girl or you'll feel my hand on your backside you understand? Lydia nodded her head I can go then? just said so you silly mare the mother said gazing at me with her smoke filled eyes just be careful of her she poked her thin finger in my direction like a lance then went back inside the flat we're going to Buckingham Palace? Lydia said yes by train I said by train? she said yes by train I said so she went in to get a coat and I stood on the red brick doorstep looking at the Square thinking of the Palace soon be there.
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yellow light from the coach station against marble houses-that we wish we could buy- reminds me of the silver moon we watch when we’re high. now I’m crying into the duvet and feeling far away from whispered happy compliments I don’t know how to describe you but you’re mine but it’s time for a forest fire to still the fire in my heart. I start to want to hold you forever though my forever is over my love, my never again. feeling your body pulse with each sleeping breath reminding me of death and I don’t want you to go. I like being bad when I’m with you, sad though it might seem when we dream and you ask me to speak french when I’m smoking cigarettes, trying to forget the plans we made. we plan to go to europe because all our dreams sparkle under the weekend skies, you sigh, I can’t get back from here, my dear, I fear I don’t know what’s real anymore, what to feel anymore. your broad shoulders, we’re getting older, they wrap around me & your eye lids flutter, reminding me of a kind of innocence we have yet to discover, my lover. now the sun is beating down on london parks where we sit and talk and dream, it seems you are so beautiful reading kerouac, what a cliché but we’ll get away, by megabus, counting our change, courting our lust, on 5 hour bus journeys from city to city ambitions to home, joy to pity. cuddling to britpop, we keep popping pills and thrills and whatever is going. don’t go, I know I’m a romantic (you have no idea) your passions kills and your mind excites, I might have to die tonight, I might. I want you in the kitchen- I can never untie my shoelaces- living on shoestrings, tightropes and other things, I think that drinking in cinemas could be a new favourite pastime, are you still mine? drowning in wine, I know I cry too much, but touch me. that night we went out in your car to the docks, no stars, but you still shone for me. buckingham palace is against a grey sky tonight, against us but we still try- england is mine, england is mine. we don’t usually kiss in public. I used to spend a lot of time in the cathedral, scribbling poems in the crypt, hoping something would stick, but we drift towards a moment now, my muse. you use me. red flowers in the buckingham palace breeze, I breathe in daydreams of paris and patti smith I keep rehearsing my life, it seems.
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Jul 15, 2017
Jul 15, 2017 at 5:12 PM UTC
the best night of my life
yellow light from the coach station against marble houses-that we wish we could buy- reminds me of the silver moon we watch when we’re high. now I’m crying into the duvet and feeling far away from whispered happy compliments I don’t know how to describe you but you’re mine but it’s time for a forest fire to still the fire in my heart. I start to want to hold you forever though my forever is over my love, my never again. feeling your body pulse with each sleeping breath reminding me of death and I don’t want you to go. I like being bad when I’m with you, sad though it might seem when we dream and you ask me to speak french when I’m smoking cigarettes, trying to forget the plans we made. we plan to go to europe because all our dreams sparkle under the weekend skies, you sigh, I can’t get back from here, my dear, I fear I don’t know what’s real anymore, what to feel anymore. your broad shoulders, we’re getting older, they wrap around me & your eye lids flutter, reminding me of a kind of innocence we have yet to discover, my lover. now the sun is beating down on london parks where we sit and talk and dream, it seems you are so beautiful reading kerouac, what a cliché but we’ll get away, by megabus, counting our change, courting our lust, on 5 hour bus journeys from city to city ambitions to home, joy to pity. cuddling to britpop, we keep popping pills and thrills and whatever is going. don’t go, I know I’m a romantic (you have no idea) your passions kills and your mind excites, I might have to die tonight, I might. I want you in the kitchen- I can never untie my shoelaces- living on shoestrings, tightropes and other things, I think that drinking in cinemas could be a new favourite pastime, are you still mine? drowning in wine, I know I cry too much, but touch me. that night we went out in your car to the docks, no stars, but you still shone for me. buckingham palace is against a grey sky tonight, against us but we still try- england is mine, england is mine. we don’t usually kiss in public. I used to spend a lot of time in the cathedral, scribbling poems in the crypt, hoping something would stick, but we drift towards a moment now, my muse. you use me. red flowers in the buckingham palace breeze, I breathe in daydreams of paris and patti smith I keep rehearsing my life, it seems.
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The dead embrace the dirt They will never sprung like April tulips, on a frigid day, Or survive as long as Hyperion roots *(The beginning of love is horror of happiness (quote: Robert Bly)* So, let my poetry filled you up: with the knowing (The dead are for morticians & butchers to touch. Only a gloved hand) before the dust….and ashes Be more afraid of the living, with their cold and warm hands and deceitful minds above all things they  spit and vinegar tongues The living embraces the struggle of staying alive Due to the many heartache and sorrows ~~~ *(When those we love betray our trust, We find the depth of human pain; Oh, let me rise above these hurts Until the sun shines, once again! ~Gertrude Tooley Buckingham, "My Prayer" (1940s)* * So , let my poetry filled you up with knowledge of knowing The dead cannot harm you any more, Way down upon the earth floor, Let the tulips once again bloom However, let the earth worm do the rest. Under the tallest tree in the world: coast redwood Hyperion:
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Apr 9, 2019
Apr 9, 2019 at 10:26 AM UTC
Don't Worry About A Thing
The Lonely Loon© Long before my daily ritual begins Your call as distinctive as any sound on the lake Beckons me with your unique overture Each day like clockwork I see you there Bobbing like a cork on the shimmering lake On guard like a sentry at Buckingham palace As I meander down the long rocky spit We eye each other like boxers in a ring One step past the mythical line you have created And you will take flight to your safe haven We are so much alike seeking our solitude Drawing lines in the sand that shall not be crossed For now we cautiously examine each other’s presence Respectful of the boundaries we have set One wrong move on my part and… There will be a flapping of wings Like a plane making its initial ascent Soon you will be out of sight Until tomorrow, See you then my friend Andreas Simic©
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Sep 30, 2017
Sep 30, 2017 at 9:38 AM UTC
The Lonely Loon
Jungle bells are ringing out across the nation, Boris is to play Santa Claws this year, so, reinforce your stockings. Corbyn is going to be Scrooge in The Christmas Carol, hoping to cook Johnson's goose which he will share with the hungry. Arlene Foster will be filling the empty pies with minced words which are to be served in Bowler Hats avec blue berries. Sturgeon is going to Hog as Many votes as possible while the rest are gorging to the Pogues Fairytale of New York & London. The Lib-Dems have an anthem by Jo Swine Song about spit roasting a Pig in the stocks outside Downing St. Syndrome. The Greens are looking for this years largest Cucumber which they have decided to stuff. They have declined to say where. Cymru Plaid's have decided to make woollen scarves for the homeless Corgi's after the Queen is evicted from Buckingham Palace. Nigh Gel Farage is going to lubricate a Tusk and shove it up Barnier's (( in the presence of Jean Claude Coke Nose Junkier.
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Oct 30, 2019
Oct 30, 2019 at 6:48 AM UTC
12th Day of Brexmess