If you want to be a man
Never slap a woman

I hate to be a bother
But you're causing a pother
I'm asking you very politely to make your sounds softer
Cause if you don't, you''l cause another zoster
And i'd prefer comfort in my skin.

A round of musical chairs
But it's actually a game of Russian Roulette
What terrible luck you have!

I try to sit down and write something fantastic and elegant
But then I feel my stomach rumbiling
No matter what time in day it is
I'm always hungry where I want to devour everything that's food in sight.

I made a mistake once or twice
I know i payed the price
But it shouldn't be from a roll of the dice
But in karmatic waves.
I get what i deserve
You are a forest that must be preserved
But i must have the same treatment as well
I'm sorry for how you fell
But it wasn't in my intentions, you should be able to tell
I will apologize like others yell
And i will accept responsibility when integrity is not well
Because i am a man
And you are a woman
Zero animosity
No grudges.
Just a separation from the moral judges.

You put a whole new taste to sugar
Those candy commercials couldn't label the sweetness of you
***** Wonka is drinking himself to sleep
Because you're the superior type of candy when I put you into words
I don't sweet talk to get something
I sweet talk cause its honestly true
Your precensce sticks to me like glue
All those books with Mary Sues
Unrealistically describes you
All the food in the fridge is expired
But not my love for you

We know what we want to pin up,
But not sure what to pin down.

I don't want many ties that unwind

I don't want to feel the omnivorous shade of blue over and over again

I want to be your Save By The Bell

That doesn't stop after four seasons

Giving you a million reasons

To love life more than before

I found you perched up in my heart

Don't squander the beauty

You have a deep ingenuity

That entices me like the victim I am

So helpless yet so assertive

You're too grand and I'm unsure if I deserve it

I aspire to be one and done

To the honeymoon

To the gravestones

Be the whiteness that's in our transient bones

When the doubt creeps in

Remember I pray to God every day that you'd be mine

And that you're always feeling jolly and fine

It's for real this time

It always has been.

Sweep chaos from it's feet
Trying to be ever so discreet
I'm a city as to street
Im good at finding places
And I'm a professional at gawking at nice faces.

These three hundred dollar candles on this table
Are challenging their value over me
Sorry I'm not specially scented
I'm speaking to a candle, I must be heavily demented
I don't belong in this Italian Restaurant
I might challenge their romanticness
Polish and prestine
Just a toast for Christine
I'm not the biggest spender for tiny appiitizers

Don't remember
The last December
I had
That was ominously pleasant
Some people
Never had a pleasent
December
Some just had
Heartache and misery
As their wrapped up present
Nowhere near as bright as the waning crescent
Technically the exact opposite
The wrong side of the fence
Watching pain commence
Is not what we wanted
Ever in this unexpected life.

There are people out there who are allergic to perfume
Glad I’m not one of those individuals
A few are too strong, a few are too weak
But I can’t deny that I’m too much of a sucker
To resist the smell
Some have a scent you don’t want to ever fade away
It’s a glamorous trait for someone to have
A tendency to consistently pour the smell onto them
A temporary trademark
But don’t let that fool you, some are like Odin’s hammer in strength.
They captivate you in a powerful way

Hotels were meant
For trouble
Just make it double
Or triple
Well, You get the point

You can be the Flagship and i can be your home base
We will crush what tries to erase
With silence
I want you to rise up above the defiance
And quell those worst nightmares.

Coming home late
Ranger game on until one pm
All hell I'm going to be exhausted tomorrow

The only time Women and Sports Cars should be mentioned in the same sentence is when i get nervous with ruining it
And i get paranoid about damaging them when everything is fine
Obviously i get more nervous with Women
But Sports Cars is the closest thing to that i could think of.

There's so much out there to marvel over
But yet i'm still here
As much as i try to persevere
Everything feels meager
They make me feel like a minor leaguer, when they're a major leaguer
Feeling inadequate for days and nights
I know this feeling i'm feeling isn't right
For me and my sanity
I'm not tapering into insanity
But i feel like i'm touching it briefly
Am i transcending into the dark side?
Not the one with sinister evil
But the one with everlasting depression
I can feel the compression
And i can barely take it
I just want to feel normal
Is that so hard?
I guess it is
I'm just bored to pieces
Deprived from the basics
But i guess i can keep coping
Until i fade away

He has this goddess that resemble the breezy sky just within her eyes
And a soul that melts poison
Every second being a blessing
Never a day of bad dressing
And the only **** thing he cares about is what is between her thighs
This is a trope that should be gone
Stop putting up with guys like this
You will thank yourself in the long run

Put your phone in the charger outlet
and sit the hell down
We're going to learn today
No ******* around
We're retiring out brains from turning into vaporized mush by staying glued to a screen
Put it down, look up
You're missing a ton of beauty here

This is just one giant sphere filled with Gods crayola crayons and science equipment

So much beef
And we haven't even reached the middle of the ocean with it's reefs
The world already is engulfed into too much grief
Let's be Chiefs and stop our tribing wars
You're just causing more sores
Just disorder galore
What are we stunting for?
We're the same, **** it
It's like we take one simple comment and Instagram it
It's coined savagery for a very valid reason

Everyone wants to win money at a Casino
But they're really losing more than they gain
Some people can never afford to lose
But yet some of them still go
I don't understand
But I guess its not in my jurisdiction to

You never see a girl asking a guy to hop in her Porsche
Sounds like hogwash, of course
But let's just pretend to take the course
Would it be weird or the same?
I honestly wonder why only guys are allowed to do most of these things

My favorite color is blue,
Unless it's on a computer screen.

I want to rock your world
Not just your bed
Only at your request
Will I go forth
With the unspeakable.

We can end this terror threat together
First, you got to open the hatch.

These dancing
Souls on the lake
Make me forget

Prenup, Smeenup
I don't plan staying stagnant with it
But I don't care if my partner makes more than me
As long as I have dreams and aspirations and I'm putting in the work, so who cares?

Phone dry as a well.
Well, ****.

It's hard to fathom
How we spend so much time
Thinking about one person
I might be in the minority
But I'd rather stay there
Hard to say I never cared
Hard to say I never dared
I'm not a soul that likes abdication
I will become a mind of interrogation
Because I analyze everything up and down
That's just who I am
I spend some of my time thinking about you
When there isn't much going on
It passes the time when all my other options are absent
In reality, they're just distractions.
You're the best kind, and I want to become more immersed.

Some people don't always know what they're doing
Including me in the congregation
But some know exactly what they're doing
Down with the tunnel snakes
Looking to shake
The acidic bottle
To see how chaotic the peace becomes
I see you, watching how you swindle the naive
You're brilliant, aren't you?
Brilliantly distorted
Eyes like a Hawk
That rarely gawks
At what is in front of me
I see it everywhere
From the mountains of Nepal to the cold, harsh cities of Delaware
People look forward to impair
The full circles, the healthy plant in the desert
Prospering like it should
Don't make me laugh with your intent
You'll make enough dents
But everything will hold like a steel tent
I can jump over any fence
And penetrate any defense
You're able to implement
Don't lower your guard
Regardless of being a race car driver or a Bard
I know sinister yards
and I'm growing in disguise
You won't see it
Until you find yourself in a completed cat and mouse game
How is your game working out now?

Be a Warrior, not a Worrier

When you asked me to sign your contract
I accidentally wrote with bad handwriting
And you thought of me as a Doctor,once.
I've been trying to improve it ever since then
But cursive is a dying art now
I Wish it was all different between us.

Don't be another idiot and cheat on her

Some other man will treat her much better, and she'll forget all about your dumb self. She would deserve to and you would deserve it.

These China plates remind me of you
So i'm a little more cautious than normal
Because i don't want to break them
And i never want to destroy what should of never been broken
I only amend the fallen parts
And make them new
My body trembles
At the thought of you making a rash decision out of desperation
You've been throwing those words around and i get extra nervous
Because this isn't something i take lightly
It seems like i'm the only one in this imaginary small town that lends a hand
While everyone glares at us like they have a right to treat us like dirt
I want to save your life, regardless of how many people turn their back on you
I see backs all the time
People love walking away when it gets hard
I just keep going- it's what must be done
These China Plates get prettier by the year
I think it's the same for your soul
It just looks rusty because you've taken quit a few tolls
That also want extra fees
And i'm here to tell them that you already paid
Because you don't deserve any more wounds
Don't worry about me
You're the focus
The art on the China Plate
That gets unnoticed
Way too often.
But i'm the Man that takes interest in the non-perfect
And seeks to make it new again
The Misfits just lost their way
And i'm here to point the way.

The moments of bonding
Are so precious
I just wish i could experience more
But people are too stubborn to accept their flaws and embrace change
That the cheery house and it's cheery lawn become deluded and deranged
Everything isn't alright at the dinner table
Reminding me of a bad television fable
Nothing is stable
Because the rift doesn't want to become one again
It just wants to abate itself further
Sending us into more head-spins than we'd ever want
Now our souls look minimized and gaunt
These special moments are what i flaunt
Because they're so rare
I really do care
I try to do my best
I just detest
This feeble minded confliction
That constantly attaches itself onto us.

American girls
Japanese girls
Brazilian girls
Maltese girls
Russian girls
Swedish girls
German girls

What's not to like? Races are like ice cream flavors, we all got different shades but we're on the same cone.
All of us have Sins we must atone
For our ancestors and are earlier lives
I just want to spread peace and pretend like our countries didn't fight wars in the past
Don't get me wrong, i won't forget history
But i don't plan on repeating it

Unity is like cotton candy, and i'm going to eat all of it. Everyone deserves that soft feeling inside their bones.

It's okay
Guys should be able to marry guys
Girls should be able to marry girls
Guys and Girls can like/marry both
Girls should be able to become guys if they want
Guys should be able to become to girls if they want
I'm a straight white male
Ripping out the clichés in this ****** boring book society has written
The only concern i have is for beastialitists and necrophillacs
Now thats what we should be disgusted with
Those two aren't human
But loving the same gender or both is

Seconds pass by
Thoughts come and go
Many people have friends who do
And i have to say the exact same for myself
A discouraging thought to come back into my mind
But i know many things can be fixed
So i'll try to repair the House that once stood here
It can be revived like your teammates in the little portable game player we use to play on as kids.

Be thankful for what you have
Because not everyone has a family in this thanksgiving holiday
So be thoughtful of others
Because this world has a short life and is so cold

Losing someone you deeply cared about from your own actions is a thousand times worse
Than when the Taxi guy rips you off
Both of these things have occurred in my dwelling
And I have to say it’s not recommended

Peter, Peter
Pumpkin eater
But i don't devour pumpkins
Those deciving crooks
What do they know about me?
Absolutely nothing
I wouldn't hurt a fly
Unless it hurt me
Tolerant until the temper has been flared out

My father always told me life was never going to be fair
He's right, but I don't care
I'm going to get the best even if I have to play truth or dare
With Satan and his groupies
Advancing to the next level
Then turning them into Jesus
And tell him don't worry about it after thanking me
You made things this hard for me for a reason
That, I thank you for
If I never struggled I'd be laying on my fat *** eating cheetos playing a brand new video game on the Xbox.
Thank you God

Pres George Bush Junior
Or tyrant King George II?
What's the difference?

When a highly respected man is trying to let out some anger
Step aside and give him a moment.
We all need one or two
We're all vulnerable to inconsistency and exposition
You know he would do the same for you.

Pro-****?
I hope you're pro-behind bars too cause that's where you're going.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
Not in just food
But in women too
Vanity is a flaw in the long haul
It is the monster in the sand
That grabs your hand
And takes you inside the belly
Of the beast
Beauty is much more than vanity