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Apr 2016 · 1.0k
Crappy Haiku #1
Coming home late
Ranger game on until one pm
All hell I'm going to be exhausted tomorrow
Apr 2016 · 357
Stopping At Resturaunts
Just like those people who stop at resturaunts to go to the bathroom and leave
I feel the same exact way with people using me
I don't know if some of them will ever notice that I deserve emotional profit too
Apr 2016 · 671
Millitary Family Gloom
it's kind of crazy how much my family has moved
Before we even gain momentum we lose our groove
We commonly hear gone so soon?
I'm just the dark side of the moon
Waiting for the millitary family gloom to cease
Apr 2016 · 391
Cadance
You're that failed movie in development hell
But I'm about to greenlit you
Today is your lucky day
And so is tomorrow
I took out the hollow
In your souls cadence.
Apr 2016 · 415
Parking Lot
Girl, you're so hot
You devastate the sports cars in this vast parking lot
Except all your emissions are beneficial
And far from toxic
You're what I can take in
For the rest of these days
But you're going to have to be in it too
Which I hope you are
Because you won't have to look far
To find the help you need
Apr 2016 · 1.1k
Last December
Don't remember
The last December
I had
That was ominously pleasant
Some people
Never had a pleasent
December
Some just had
Heartache and misery
As their wrapped up present
Nowhere near as bright as the waning crescent
Technically the exact opposite
The wrong side of the fence
Watching pain commence
Is not what we wanted
Ever in this unexpected life.
Apr 2016 · 924
Don't Let Her Down
Now, now
Don't let her down
She can easily subside into a frown
And get lost in the deepest corners of depression
You give me the impression
That you won't ever stall
To make her happy
And I hardly see that nowadays
So you truly have a gem in progress
Just keep it going
Because I want to see this temple be completed
The middle toe every year is supposed to grow more vibrant
Not die off
Like the rest
Even though things have you put to the test
Don't let it win
You can hold that grin
And stare life into the eyes
And shatter its lies
Trust me, you'll thank me later when you walk down that aisle
A living embodiment of the work you put in
Has made its oath to you
But that will be someday
In the future
Don't know the exact day
But it will surely come your way
You just have to make the work sparkle
It never happens overnight
But as long as your heart is right
You'll be just fine.
Apr 2016 · 689
In Emergency
You write in emergency
But you cause yourself your own problems
Stop saying heavy words to just backpedal on it days later
Quit practicing backpedaling when you're not even a bicyclist.
Apr 2016 · 682
Tear Gas
Why would i need to purchase Tear Gas when i already exerted enough of that through all the struggle i have anticipated in my life?
Apr 2016 · 769
About The Rest
Congratulations
You wasted all the words you said
By throwing them into the trash
Because you're a human that is too rash
You're just going to crash
Over and over again
I'm not going to be like that
I'm not going to choke on my words
I will have some reason to say what i say
Let's end the facades right here and now
Too many hearts have been deceived
Here's the truth and i will direct you the way
I'm fine today
But i'm not so sure about the rest.
Done with people who lie.
Apr 2016 · 356
If I Just Wanted
If i just wanted nooki
I'd just go Downtown
Where all the lost girls hook for money
And i think you're capable of more, honey
But i'm not judging you
It's never been about that
But the question pops in my mind, why so low on yourself?
But then i come back to my thoughts
Because i'm getting too distraught
If i just wanted that, why would i even make an effort?
Why would i even bother with you?
Ask yourself that question
And realize the motives i have
I want to make you better
Not maul your soul and make you feel numb
I don't want anyone making you feel dumb
You're truly magnificent, nobody should tell you otherwise
I wish the girls that hook thought that way about themselves
I want to be in your life, i hope you know
Before you run away
Before you tell yourself something you will believe that's not true
I don't want you to break this off and regret it
I'm not like the rest, that notion i detest
I hate wasted words, you should know
So let me set my transparent example
Just like the well known Preamble
I only want to swim in your ocean
No-one else's.
Mar 2016 · 521
Responsibly
I'm like a light beer
I'm virtually harmless in small doses
But when you have too much of me, you go out of control
I'm what they say on those commercials
Please enjoy me responsibly
I mean it relentlessly
I deserve so many apologies
But I'll just stay silent
Cause nobody wants that Nat
To have a large mouth
And watch it gradually grow bigger
And watch the spirits of others dwindle
Down into the epitome of nothing
I will not trigger a nuclear bombing on people's lives like that.

I used to lash out like that and now i stay content.
Content with my own faults
Trying to throw them into the vault
You can't take back everything
But i take all the pointed fingers
And no longer letting the hate towards myself linger
I'm just as big of a culprit as the others
I'm just more cognizant of my faults, i suppose
It's no surprise that I'm here
Hopefully another reinvention is near.
Mar 2016 · 1.7k
Fired From Someone Close
You always burn me
I never even turned the heat up once
But you kept burning me
Why do you burn me so much?
I never wanted to be the victim of this
I never instigated an Agni Kai match between anyone
But your flames still ignite my soul
Not in the other ways I've experienced
But this is far from the abnormal
Every day i think about why they burn me
I'm never going to stop
Being who i am
For something so meager in statements
I will not be punctual for your cut downs
I will only be punctual for others who deserve it and for myself
This is the next trimester and i'm giving birth to my new breath of fresh air
Go ahead and try to rampage my cities, but you will be sequestered and tranquilized
Sent back into the ocean
Where you belong
Mar 2016 · 369
Like To Play
I like to play with my *****
And by that
I mean my cat
You pervert.
Mar 2016 · 393
Don't Wait To Get Me
If you have something on your mind that you need to say
But not too sure of what i'm going to say
Think about it a little
But don't let your chances become brittle
I'm limited time only before some lucky girl is locked in hands with me
If you want to be that girl
You have to speak up
I can't read your mind
And i absolutely hate assuming
So don't wait longer than you need to.
Send me to hell
Cause i have ***** thoughts
Oh wait, i'm already in Hell
But your existence makes it a little worth it
I'm not on that one track mind, but i do like the grind
When we're not referring to work
I'm just a man
With good intentions
Trying to fight off the natural feelings
But i guess you won't mind
Cause it's a bad habit
As out of control as Roger Rabbit
But they constantly nickname me Peter Rabbit
I'd rather be the Richochet
I hope i can into your heart that fast.
Mar 2016 · 1.8k
Eyebrows
Girl, did you cut your eyebrows?
Cause i'd be browsing your fine ***.
Mar 2016 · 748
With The Rest Of Us
My grandfather
Was a respected man
He hardly saw his kids
and constantly worked and worked
Not everything he did was perfect
He could get in line with the rest of us
But when he passed away
People came in droves to his funeral
Family, friends, customers alike
He was the best at what he did around his parts
There was never any debate
And i constantly try to capture
The same effect he had on others
For me
Of course, not to become a copycat
But to repeat his legacy again in another pair of shoes
I want to get this old stadium busy again
I want to start up the old engine
To hear its roar
Giving me pride once again
The pride that never left him.
****, i wish my grandfather was still here.
Mar 2016 · 720
Cool Off
I need to cool off my flame cause it might burn some people and I don't need to be a firestarter
Mar 2016 · 628
Someone Better
There will be always be someone smarter, wiser, richer, healthier and better than I am
No matter what I do
Because that's an unforgiving rule of life
But when I say that
I mean you
You're the much better person and I'm absolutely infatuated with you
You take my breath away
Mar 2016 · 629
Constantly
Constantly going without
Constantly going out
Constantly finding out
That I'm still stuck here
Still dying here
Still wanting here
Still finding out here
Still learning out here
Still angry here
I don't want to be still this there
Or anywhere
I want to be in the new over there
Anywhere
Legally changing my stage name to New
In case you thought I wasn't serious enough about it all.
Mar 2016 · 705
Bad Luck
My luck is basically telling a deaf person to speak for themselves and not know it.
Mar 2016 · 817
Radstunts
Met a guy who goes by Radstunts
One of the best transient moments of my life
Sounds like a nineteen ninety's moniker
I've heard many other names
But they're nowhere near as simple but edgy as that.
Chill as can be
Not all stage names and monikers are bad
Some of them give a side to a person most wouldn't expect
We all need to grow at some point
Not grow apart from anything unless it's the deep, spiraling depression that has etched itself into our woven souls.
Only a few atoms should be split
For the overall.
Mar 2016 · 706
They're Not On Top
They want to feel like they're on top of the world, but really they will be under the sea until they decide to recede their old lifestyle
Most of them never do
And it's quite a shame
I want no part of it all
I want only a part in something that makes me more refined
Those come less often
Sorry to break the news
But i never was a decent reporter to begin with
Measuring my failures from length to width
Fourth to fifth
Place on the board
Makes me get easily sad and bored
With the copycat results
I won't mimic the rest
I'll put my creativity under arrest
If it means sparking a whole new circuit
To bestow something magnificent upon the world
But i won't be waiting for it
I'll drag it out if i have to.
Mar 2016 · 1.2k
Here's A Toast
Here's a toast
To those who never asked for it
Because they really need one
And i for one am not letting them out
That would be wrong of me
And wrong for you
You got to think about the things that you do
Even if they appear as minor
They're much larger in the other portraits
This card game shouldn't end in a forfeit
But those few seem to anyways
High stakes, low stakes
Makes no difference to me.
Mar 2016 · 1.5k
You Mean Ladies?
*****?
Aren't you a big shrike?
Those "*****" are lady-like
And we can talk freely about other women and its not awkward
What's not to like?
Get that pike
Out of your rear
Because it's apparent
That you are not easy to like
By the way you label people nastily
It's not appealing any way.
She only has a preference of men
Kudos for her
But i'll quit playing pretend
That i don't have a shot
And give it my all
No time to stall
I'll be there to break her fall
Romantic feelings or not
Civic duties, you know?
Can feel her radiance glow
Onto my vision
I look at her like nobody else
But when she's taken by somebody else
I let her be happy
But when that comes crashing down
(I never hope it would)
I'd be there to end the bleeding
Prevent her faith in men from receding
And show her how i make my swift moves
She's a beat i can't get out of my head
I'd hate to see her full of dread
If she never feels the same
Then there's no shame
But i'll give her a sample of my transparent game
You can take the end of my last name
(You read that right)
Anything for you, my dear
But if you'd like to stay friends
Than those feelings will gradually meet the end
But i'm optimistic in my endeavors
My heart won't accept being severed

I'll show her my side
I hope she'll like
Be the best friend
Be the best man
She's ever seen
I want to give her joyous chills down her spleen
From the enticing nature
Of my love

Her existence fits my needs like a glove
I'm easy to love
You doubt yourself but i like to bounce back
Tu es si grand je ne pensais jamais à quelqu'un d'autre pour être avec
Put those words on a recording and play them back
My loneliness is on the attack
But i quite like that

You don't like guys my type
But have you seen the way i type?
Baby, i can blow your mind
If there's even a slight interest there, i'll make the few inches go for a few vast miles.
At the end of the day, you're going to be wishing you would of found me sooner
Or reject me like a sorry sap i am
But in the end, the results are positive to me.

Bébé, ce cœur bat pour vous
Look up the french lines on google ;)
Mar 2016 · 3.8k
Early Bloom
You bloom in my heart like early Bluebonnets during winter
Removing all my splinters
That were still left from the beginning
I'm not even bleeding
I'm just pinned with feeling
Don't stop this fishing pole from reeling
Cause I'm believing
That you're more than the first moment

A florecer en mi corazón como primeros Bluebonnets durante el invierno
La eliminación de todos mis astillas
Que aún quedaban desde el principio
Ni siquiera estoy sangrando
Sólo estoy inmovilizó con sentimiento
No deje de esta caña de pescar desde el devanado
Porque yo estoy creyendo
Eso es más que el primer momento
Mar 2016 · 509
Overly
Overly sweet
Overly passionate
Overly sincere
Overly poetic
Overly this
Overly that
Just trying to be me
As you're just trying to be you
We're all overly something
I think we can agree that we're overly poetic.
Mar 2016 · 620
He Never Treated You Right
He never treated you right
He never enjoyed being in your company
He never enjoyed anything you gave to him.
But it was never your fault
You're are a Statue Of Liberty that nobody has seen
Except for me
When you have all of me
You can rest assured
You will be loved like never before
By my actions and even the bees talk
You will see the difference
I know you don't want to be hurt again
And I totally understand that
But once you are with me
You will truly see
What my words hold.
Mar 2016 · 2.3k
Snow White
Snow White isn't easy
Maybe she just needs seven extra sources
of income
Maybe she gets depressed
easily
Maybe she is very good friends
with every single one
Why does everyone have to assume she's sleeping with all of them?
Snow White is better than that.
Mar 2016 · 854
Stir
I'm not really a hipster, but i can make your hips stir.
Not to seem down and *****
It's only four-thirty
But loving is good for you
Through all the things that come with it
Out of all the fruits you can consume
You would be the banana
Because i find you a peeling.
Mar 2016 · 762
That Way
I won't let you talk to her that way
Life is short and she can be gone any day
Be a man and apologize to her
Mar 2016 · 4.6k
Enjoying Being Single
I greatly enjoy being single.
I dare you to change my mind with your actions and character
It's a declaration with a small signature
Except i'm not rebelling from a king
I'm letting you know it's me
Shake my world up, babe.
Feb 2016 · 1.3k
Geminis
Geminis are supposedly devious, superficial and devicing in relationships 
But I won't crash this ship 
I don't care about putting on a show 
Just so you know 
I won't decieve you 
I won't sneak around your feelings 
That's not who I am. 
I once liked the same girl for three years 
And I'm two faced like the experts say i am 
I don't stab people in the back 
I don't intend to lie to people
I do have flaws and I'm not perfect and never will be 
But darling, you will be okay with me 
I'm not going to cheat 
I'm not going to use you 
I'm not going to lie to you without remorse 
Because sometimes I battle myself on that 
But at least I have identified the problem 
I will try to improve 
And try to prove 
My passion for you. 
Despite the negatives, there are also positives
Geminis are great at satisfying their partner and like to try new things 
And I promise you I got that covered 
Making people happy is what I want 
Not having that makes my soul gaunt 
I want to be the one that taunts the Devil
Because I do not play for his team.
Feb 2016 · 39.7k
Hungry Hungry
Some of us are really hungry hungry hippos
But I'm a ***** ***** hippo
Sometimes I'm both
Feb 2016 · 437
Shes Free With Me
I'm a understanding guy
If you give me a chance, you'll know why
You have bigger fish to fry
Than to get stuck into somebody's web
I'm not here to control you
I'm not here to keep you captured in my cage
You're the other half of me
So I want you to be relaxed
You can do what you want
Im not going to stop your elation
You can play around with other women
As long as you tell me
I don't care
It won't bother me
It you tell me what you're doing
Trust is what keeps things alive
I'm trustworthy with others
So that shouldn't be exempt here
I'm ready to preserve
On being the best for you
Your top ace
Of the lineup
If you show me that you really love me and that you really care, and go the extra mile to prove it to me that you do
I will be grateful forever
You can be free and you
You're not my property
I'm just the man you chose to be with
That special one
You want to spend the rest of your life with
I'm perfectly happy with that
You created a happy man
Feb 2016 · 1.0k
Breezy Sky
He has this goddess that resemble the breezy sky just within her eyes
And a soul that melts poison
Every second being a blessing
Never a day of bad dressing
And the only **** thing he cares about is what is between her thighs
This is a trope that should be gone
Stop putting up with guys like this
You will thank yourself in the long run
Feb 2016 · 468
Few Days (Few Years)
People have crushes for a few days or weeks
But it goes away
One for me lasted three years
Confusing my peers
I don't give up easily
Not on someone I see myself with for a while
And not for some silly date or two or a sour ending that causes turmoil for everyone
I dont want the classic soap opera
Just her hand as I take her with me
Years into it all.
Feb 2016 · 750
Light Rings
You don't need makeup
Stop buying so much
It's become your crutch
It's not a good sight to see
It may seem appealing to the eye but not to my heart
I don't want you to fall apart
Just because you have nothing on
All Natural should be most of the time
I need you to be comfortable in your skin
Because there's something about messy over the seemingly perfect that pulls me in
Light rings under the eyes
The eye color regularly looking at me
That's beauty to me
Feb 2016 · 1.2k
I Want To Commit
You're a beauty and I want to commit
A gorgeous RV and I want to be inside of it
Talk about camping
Forget the old, in with the new
I'd try to cook her beef stew
Cause she's a film and I want to be her crew
Her private assistant
There in an instant
Don't be too distant
I want to make sure you're safe
I try to take down all the wraiths
That try to make you change your faith
I love all of you and I want someone who gets me for me
I'm an emotional guy but that's just another reason why
You should commit too
***** are lit
I hope I can be the best of it
I want you to feel dizzy with pleasure
And dizzy in security and joy
******* isn't everything but we both like it and I want to deliver
No more disatisified women
They go through enough crap
Us guys are here to make them happy after a long day at work and dealing with things when shouldn't have to deal with but society makes them go through it
I'm your biggest fan, girl
I wear you on my chest
Because you own my heart
It beats for you
Feb 2016 · 2.1k
Relieving Stress
Some girls are so great you just want to give them so good old fashioned loving 
She needs to relieve stress somehow 
I'm your man
Feb 2016 · 1.3k
Turning On Kindness
Guys usually get turned on by body parts and looks, but kindness turns me on. I'm afraid I'm the minority but that doesn't really bother me at all. I like that about myself, it resonates me that I can do something right.
Feb 2016 · 621
Good Men Gone
You ask where the good men gone
But I keep reacting in my thoughts
But just too stubborn to tell you we exist
The misconception just contuines to persist and I just grow more ******
At myself
I have a hard time expressing myself about people like me cause my words shake and falter
So I just think it's better to stay silent
Ladies, the silent admirers exist
You just got to pay attention
Instead of putting them in love detention
It's not your fault, no its not
But just to make the future better
Take notice, you won't regret it
Feb 2016 · 412
Co-Owner
He treats you like dirt and doesn't care
But I'd treat you right and try to fix your every problem, concern, fears and keep your secrets
While making sure you're safe and sound
And have endless fun abound
I like to mess around
To make memories with someone special
You deserve better endlessly
You're far too important to be thrown on the side
You're not the water girl here
You're the Co-Owner
Forget about side chicks
I don't play that game
You're the only one here
You'd have someone who cares
And some unforgettable nights under the covers.
Feb 2016 · 924
Pro-Bars
Pro-****?
I hope you're pro-behind bars too cause that's where you're going.
The facts that pro **** groups exist **** me off, I'm getting sick thinking about it.
Jan 2016 · 588
Common Cents
Sometimes I don't have any common ground or any cents, I'm just a porcelain doll in a haunted house
Jan 2016 · 887
Those Days
"Its one of those days, huh?"
Its one of those days, every day
But you won't understand
It's fine, i made it this far
Haven't I?
Jan 2016 · 806
Know-It-All
I'm not a Know-IT-All
I just know it all in this category
But i'm blurry on the others
But hey, we can always improve!
Got to keep the train on the rails
Got to keep that truck shipping boxes
No stagnation is allowed around these parts
Only growth and development
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