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like cellophane wraps hard candy like ink loves to dry like hot sauce drenches noodles like sunrise casts shadows like band-aids sooth cut flesh like irons crease linens like origami folds paper like water floats boats like a tempest loves a teapot like syrup and bananas drench waffles like spoons love soup like cats love fish like french fries love ketchup like wild girls dance like a crow loves road **** like eyes love beauty like a circle loves a square like buttered buns fit a bikini like a kissed mouth hungers for wet lips like moths love a flame like dogs love ******** and like ******* hug butts like howling ******* pulse hearts like vampires love blood and castles like dark grapes ferment in bubbling cauldrons like madness loves a straight jacket like a ***** loves a **** and music gets you dancing like suns fall through cobalt night all smashing diamonds    that's how i love you
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Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 2:53 PM UTC
How I Love You
Whatever you do, keep smiling. Be nice to everyone and stand up for your rights. There are many paths to the top of the mountain but few of them are on the map. Keep running, never give up, and watch out for the seriously weird. Avoid psychopaths, if you can recognize them, be polite to witches and warlocks, eschew cannibals, beware of the hippopotamus in heat, don’t drink the second bottle when dancing the Funky Chicken, and only massage someone without pimples or hairy legs. Never give up and keep smiling. It's a hard life, it's a beautiful world, life's a ***** it's great to be alive, life is nasty, brutish and short, don’t give up and keep smiling. Everyone is a guru but ignorance is everywhere, and don't mix hallucinogens with depressants. If someone tells you that they're honest, treat them with the greatest suspicion. Live to the limits, we're only alive once, and that's just as well, because imagine if people you didn't like were immortal. Keep smiling, never give up, always hawk to windward, and never leave your underpants or ******* behind. Everyone's equal but only the strong survive, especially when they take from the weak because what you seize is what you get. The meek shall inherit the earth, but the earth that they inherit will be of poor quality with no mineral deposits. Party lots, work hard, never give up, and keep smiling. Don't work so hard you don't enjoy yourself, remember that the bird is on the wing, then it falls off its perch and becomes a miserable pile of feathers and feet. The fast lane is the best lane but it's very smooth and slippery and there are no road rules. Watch out for lawyers. Seriously. They put the devil in the details while their hand is in your wallet. Everything comes to you if only you can wait, but this takes too long. Clean your teeth, obey authority, except for arrogant ******** and don't forget that love and pleasure are most important, despite what anybody else says. When you panic, other people will panic, which is good, because in this confusion, you can make your escape. Mike T Minehan
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Oct 31, 2012
Oct 31, 2012 at 9:14 PM UTC
Advice from Others
Whatever you do, keep smiling. Be nice to everyone and stand up for your rights. There are many paths to the top of the mountain but few of them are on the map. Keep running, never give up, and watch out for the seriously weird. Avoid psychopaths, if you can recognize them, be polite to witches and warlocks, eschew cannibals, beware of the hippopotamus in heat, don’t drink the second bottle when dancing the Funky Chicken, and only massage someone without pimples or hairy legs. Never give up and keep smiling. It's a hard life, it's a beautiful world, life's a ***** it's great to be alive, life is nasty, brutish and short, don’t give up and keep smiling. Everyone is a guru but ignorance is everywhere, and don't mix hallucinogens with depressants. If someone tells you that they're honest, treat them with the greatest suspicion. Live to the limits, we're only alive once, and that's just as well, because imagine if people you didn't like were immortal. Keep smiling, never give up, always hawk to windward, and never leave your underpants or ******* behind. Everyone's equal but only the strong survive, especially when they take from the weak because what you seize is what you get. The meek shall inherit the earth, but the earth that they inherit will be of poor quality with no mineral deposits. Party lots, work hard, never give up, and keep smiling. Don't work so hard you don't enjoy yourself, remember that the bird is on the wing, then it falls off its perch and becomes a miserable pile of feathers and feet. The fast lane is the best lane but it's very smooth and slippery and there are no road rules. Watch out for lawyers. Seriously. They put the devil in the details while their hand is in your wallet. Everything comes to you if only you can wait, but this takes too long. Clean your teeth, obey authority, except for arrogant ******** and don't forget that love and pleasure are most important, despite what anybody else says. When you panic, other people will panic, which is good, because in this confusion, you can make your escape. Mike T Minehan
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Where did the innocence go? Doves turned to ravens, Juicesboxes turned to bottles, Toxic beverages leaving poisoned bodies to roam these streets, Possessing personalities of ******** Suckers turned to joints, The high replaced the feeling of love, Which could propel you to places beyond any hallucination, Virgins mimicked, giggled at, Wide eyed stares penetrate their skin as they stroll on streets, Whispers fill rooms as their sealed bodies strut, Jealous viewers stand, shattered, With no purity to share with their loved ones. Thinking their assets can be displayed for the public to adjudicate, Maybe we're to young to know about love, We're young, yes we are. But what good is a young nation, With poisoned , broken youth. What good is a nation with no future leaders. So I'm asking, where did the innocence go? Tell me so I can know. So I can replace the demons that lurk in these infants, With the innocence that should gleam, From their flesh.
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May 26, 2014
May 26, 2014 at 2:00 PM UTC
innocence
Snapbacks. V-necks, low pants. Bad grades. Drugs. Rude ******** This is the definition of swag. So why would you brag? Because it really sounds like a drag.
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Aug 10, 2013
Aug 10, 2013 at 1:18 AM UTC
Swag
What She Look Like?    …Like one tenderly hushing water in her lap Elemental peace No place to go No more to be …Like the ocean in the background of a photo on a warm spring day belying rage and the random possible thrash-- out! at all guilty ******** in her path Toss in the next sentient soul who should happen to pass within range who should have seen who should have known what a storm could do…. Moody in the aftermath and sorrier than rain With the tide in retreat grumbling excuses Hiding out waist-deep in dusk’s Merlot Waiting for night to sleep it off to heal the rifts cleanse the shame Rising yellow, bright— and “What the hell happened, here?!” _______________ Her hair a winter’s tragedy of trees upside down— No wait— the wind has put her right to ragged random branches swaying, wet with intermittent hues of dark and silver caught in collar, flying inelegant and free at the shoulders of the levee tossed and softening shyly sagging jaw and nose a stump of tree All perspective changes… if you watch a while— She’ll raise her eyes into the sunset to catch an eagle entering flight …and then you might… ______________ She looks like— a pudgy robin querying grass mud soaked that hides the fire of her breast tugging at a worm more than half her length “I will feed them, **** you! Give it up, you son of a snake!” _______________ ...Don’t miss her hour of music though for anything Encroaching darkness from the rooftops she listens to the hearts she breaks Remember this in winter she can give but she will take it out on February when you’re longing for her
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Nov 7, 2017
Nov 7, 2017 at 7:57 PM UTC
What She Looks Like
What She Look Like?    …Like one tenderly hushing water in her lap Elemental peace No place to go No more to be …Like the ocean in the background of a photo on a warm spring day belying rage and the random possible thrash-- out! at all guilty ******** in her path Toss in the next sentient soul who should happen to pass within range who should have seen who should have known what a storm could do…. Moody in the aftermath and sorrier than rain With the tide in retreat grumbling excuses Hiding out waist-deep in dusk’s Merlot Waiting for night to sleep it off to heal the rifts cleanse the shame Rising yellow, bright— and “What the hell happened, here?!” _______________ Her hair a winter’s tragedy of trees upside down— No wait— the wind has put her right to ragged random branches swaying, wet with intermittent hues of dark and silver caught in collar, flying inelegant and free at the shoulders of the levee tossed and softening shyly sagging jaw and nose a stump of tree All perspective changes… if you watch a while— She’ll raise her eyes into the sunset to catch an eagle entering flight …and then you might… ______________ She looks like— a pudgy robin querying grass mud soaked that hides the fire of her breast tugging at a worm more than half her length “I will feed them, **** you! Give it up, you son of a snake!” _______________ ...Don’t miss her hour of music though for anything Encroaching darkness from the rooftops she listens to the hearts she breaks Remember this in winter she can give but she will take it out on February when you’re longing for her
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To all it may concern: straight people Dear straight parents, Thank you, For making us gays, And then making us feel like **** for being created, But hey, you created us. Dear straight people, Shut your **** mouth. We don't care. Your words aren't going to change us, No protest signs are gonna change us, Only God can, And that isn't an excuse to try and pray the gay away. Dear straight men, If a girl likes another girl, They are not your ****** play toy. Remove those perverted thoughts from your head, And learn to control your ***** Dear straight men, If a boy likes another boy, And they don't like you, Then keep your mouth shut. If you don't like it, Then don't be gay. It doesn't concern you, And it's none of your ******* business. Dear straight women, Just because a girl likes another girl, Does not make her a **** Or a ***** Or a ***** But who knows she may be. But since you're making assumptions like that, You're probably one of the before mentioned. Dear straight women, Ahem "straight", Go away. Quit flirting with us, Because it's annoying and confusing. Figure out what you want And try again later. Dear straight ally's, Thank you. You need to procreate, And make more of you, Because the world seems to be full of ******** And biggots. Dear straight people, You don't have to like us, But hating us, And bashing us, Isn't gonna make us suddenly go away, Or quit being gay. Go back to your prayers that the gays will come to realize if you want, But I think there are bigger problems in the world That you need to be concerned with More than a girl liking ***** Sincerely, One who is both a straight and a gay.
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Jun 5, 2018
Jun 5, 2018 at 8:12 AM UTC
Dear Straight People
To all it may concern: straight people Dear straight parents, Thank you, For making us gays, And then making us feel like **** for being created, But hey, you created us. Dear straight people, Shut your **** mouth. We don't care. Your words aren't going to change us, No protest signs are gonna change us, Only God can, And that isn't an excuse to try and pray the gay away. Dear straight men, If a girl likes another girl, They are not your ****** play toy. Remove those perverted thoughts from your head, And learn to control your ***** Dear straight men, If a boy likes another boy, And they don't like you, Then keep your mouth shut. If you don't like it, Then don't be gay. It doesn't concern you, And it's none of your ******* business. Dear straight women, Just because a girl likes another girl, Does not make her a **** Or a ***** Or a ***** But who knows she may be. But since you're making assumptions like that, You're probably one of the before mentioned. Dear straight women, Ahem "straight", Go away. Quit flirting with us, Because it's annoying and confusing. Figure out what you want And try again later. Dear straight ally's, Thank you. You need to procreate, And make more of you, Because the world seems to be full of ******** And biggots. Dear straight people, You don't have to like us, But hating us, And bashing us, Isn't gonna make us suddenly go away, Or quit being gay. Go back to your prayers that the gays will come to realize if you want, But I think there are bigger problems in the world That you need to be concerned with More than a girl liking ***** Sincerely, One who is both a straight and a gay.
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By Arcassin Burnham **** I didn't wanna have to do it, I didnt wanna have to do it,, "But like always they give me no choice" Maybe those ******** from the mafia, Had a point, I gave you my trust, Now I'm mad, sitting outside smoking a joint, That my cousin gave me yesterday, After he told me not trust no one, I was really down for you, You were the one that loved everyone, Sarcasm is a ***** ain't it, And around here, I'm already famous, I feel like y'all talking behind my back, So when I actually snap and react, You'd think I'm ******* dangerous, I swear to god, I will never put my trust in anyone again, I swear to god, I will never put my trust in anyone again, Theres no resilience about ya, Theres no resilience about ya, I knew I had to doubt ya, I knew I had to doubt ya.
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Nov 23, 2014
Nov 23, 2014 at 4:17 PM UTC
"The Resilient Failure (Diss)"
I want to get hit by a BMW. I want to get hit by a Mercedes. I want to get run over by a Porsche. Something big. I want to get smeared against the pavement by a Cadillac Escalade. I want to get hit by one of those big ******** who drag gasoline across the continent, but I want the driver to be a manic psychopath. I want him to stalk me on the sidewalk and then run me over slowly. He's not any coward, not like those bald patriarchal Corvette drivers in polo shirts tucked into khakis. No, he's a great fat man, a hairy beast with a crooked stare that slows the pulse on impact. I want the police to cringe or get scared interrogating him, and haul his truck somewhere to be inspected. I want the price of gas in nearby areas to go up by at least fifteen cents for two weeks. I want to get hit by a BMW. I want to roll over the windshield, and drag under the bottom for about ten yards. I want to separate at the middle and leave organs on his left side view mirror and hanging on his hood ornament. I want to seep blood deep into his car, and when he turns on his heat, he'll smell my blood full blast in his face burning. I want to wreck the car inside and out. I want to get hit by a car with a McCain sticker on the bumper. I don't want to get hit by some middle class Ford or Honda, or someone's shit-level Chevy or beat up jalopy. I want to get hit by a BMW. I want the driver to make his tires scream like banshees, and leave four long streaks of rotten burned rubber on the asphalt. I want him to step out in business attire, and gasp, inwardly. I want to flip off the sky, because my aim is bad, and call him a coward for hitting the brakes. I want him to think, "What did I do? Is he Okay? What am I going to do? What if I lose my license? How will I get to work? How will I pay for this. Does my insurance cover vehicular manslaughter? I'm not alone right? I'll get through this. I'll survive. I'll just be another statistic. That's all."
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Jun 15, 2014
Jun 15, 2014 at 12:46 PM UTC
"Rich Man's Car."
I want to get hit by a BMW. I want to get hit by a Mercedes. I want to get run over by a Porsche. Something big. I want to get smeared against the pavement by a Cadillac Escalade. I want to get hit by one of those big ******** who drag gasoline across the continent, but I want the driver to be a manic psychopath. I want him to stalk me on the sidewalk and then run me over slowly. He's not any coward, not like those bald patriarchal Corvette drivers in polo shirts tucked into khakis. No, he's a great fat man, a hairy beast with a crooked stare that slows the pulse on impact. I want the police to cringe or get scared interrogating him, and haul his truck somewhere to be inspected. I want the price of gas in nearby areas to go up by at least fifteen cents for two weeks. I want to get hit by a BMW. I want to roll over the windshield, and drag under the bottom for about ten yards. I want to separate at the middle and leave organs on his left side view mirror and hanging on his hood ornament. I want to seep blood deep into his car, and when he turns on his heat, he'll smell my blood full blast in his face burning. I want to wreck the car inside and out. I want to get hit by a car with a McCain sticker on the bumper. I don't want to get hit by some middle class Ford or Honda, or someone's shit-level Chevy or beat up jalopy. I want to get hit by a BMW. I want the driver to make his tires scream like banshees, and leave four long streaks of rotten burned rubber on the asphalt. I want him to step out in business attire, and gasp, inwardly. I want to flip off the sky, because my aim is bad, and call him a coward for hitting the brakes. I want him to think, "What did I do? Is he Okay? What am I going to do? What if I lose my license? How will I get to work? How will I pay for this. Does my insurance cover vehicular manslaughter? I'm not alone right? I'll get through this. I'll survive. I'll just be another statistic. That's all."
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You've put all this weight on my shoulders Responsibility That you couldn't hold You didn't want You've been nothing when I needed everything It's okay My shoulders can hold the world Such strength there is in them now My heart can take the rejection, absence, abandon and can survive, it's walled now, protected from such My spirit can take the absolute desolation that comes with your presence and come back to form into smiles and strength I don't mean you've left me unmarked, unscarred But you have given me absolute strength and that need for you has gone You've given me the ability to be alone, self sufficient, rely on no one, need not another soul And be okay with it For that, I thank you But you really are selfish ******** **** you.
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Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 5:44 PM UTC
Strength
Hate me for something I did. Hate me for something I said. Hate me because I wished something ill upon you or your loved ones. Hate me because I'm a vile man, with a toxic personality. Hate me for the hell of it. Hate me because it's the weekend. Hate me for trying to tear down your religion or ideology. Hate me for wearing pajamas to the beach. Hate me for trying to wear jeans to a funeral. Hate me for speaking ill of your favorite writer. Hate because you spent seven dollars for a digital copy of one of my **** CD's. Hate me because I think your children are ******** and I want to feed your pets to larger animals. Hate me because I curse like a sailor. Hate me because I don't cuss as much as I used to. Hate me for being naive. Hate me for being unsuccessful. Hate me for breaking something important. Hate me because I went limp during a **** and laughed in your face. Hate me because I have no ambition. Hate me because all I do is think all day. Hate me because I'm a hypocrite. Hate me because I half *** everything. Hate me because I wander around town wearing all black at midnight. Hate me because I made you a promise I had zero intention of keeping. Hate me because I'm not giving you a choice. It's either hate me, or
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Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 12:35 PM UTC
"Hate Me."
1. Never enter the pool by the stairs 2. Don’t ever dumb it down 3. Talk to seniors 4. Don’t pose with alcohol 5. Don’t pose with drugs 6. Don’t pose with ******** 7. Don’t make out with ******** on video 8. Don’t make out with anyone on video 9. Eat your vegetables 10. If you can drink your vegetables 11. Don’t ever smoke 12. Read a lot 13. Carry your mom’s groceries (she carried you for 9 months) 14. Know at least 1 good joke 15. Surround yourself with smart people with ambitions in life 16. Don’t wander around with people who don’t know what they’re doing 17. Brush your teeth 3 times a day 18. Read a lot 19. One day learn to dance to cringy *** songs because it’s better than awkwardly sitting on the side by yourself 20. Don’t dress slutty (be as slutty as you want but don’t act it) 21. Be elitist 22. Don’t litter 23. Learn your national anthem 24. Always buy the railway stations in monopoly 25. Try and eat dinner on the table 26. Consent is cool 27. Don’t talk in movies 28. Don’t call people between 11pm-11am 29. Always open the card first 30. Never save the wrapping paper 31. If your wrong mid argument chance your name and move cities 32. Talk to your grandparents more 33. Thank the bus driver 34. Tip the pizza guy 35. Buy a silk robe to sleep in 36. Don’t lie to your doctor 37. Be proud of your music taste 38. Don’t gate crash parties pls 39. Educate ignorant people 40. Look hot for yourself 41. Hookup with people who genuinely give a **** about you 42. Its ok to show up to parties by yourself 43. Watch every good detective movies from 1987 44. Learn to have fun without alcohol 45. Once again cigarettes aren’t cool 46. Don’t sneak onto public transport – buy a ******* nol card 47. Don’t take life too seriously
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Sep 3, 2015
Sep 3, 2015 at 1:44 PM UTC
Tips to live by
1. Never enter the pool by the stairs 2. Don’t ever dumb it down 3. Talk to seniors 4. Don’t pose with alcohol 5. Don’t pose with drugs 6. Don’t pose with ******** 7. Don’t make out with ******** on video 8. Don’t make out with anyone on video 9. Eat your vegetables 10. If you can drink your vegetables 11. Don’t ever smoke 12. Read a lot 13. Carry your mom’s groceries (she carried you for 9 months) 14. Know at least 1 good joke 15. Surround yourself with smart people with ambitions in life 16. Don’t wander around with people who don’t know what they’re doing 17. Brush your teeth 3 times a day 18. Read a lot 19. One day learn to dance to cringy *** songs because it’s better than awkwardly sitting on the side by yourself 20. Don’t dress slutty (be as slutty as you want but don’t act it) 21. Be elitist 22. Don’t litter 23. Learn your national anthem 24. Always buy the railway stations in monopoly 25. Try and eat dinner on the table 26. Consent is cool 27. Don’t talk in movies 28. Don’t call people between 11pm-11am 29. Always open the card first 30. Never save the wrapping paper 31. If your wrong mid argument chance your name and move cities 32. Talk to your grandparents more 33. Thank the bus driver 34. Tip the pizza guy 35. Buy a silk robe to sleep in 36. Don’t lie to your doctor 37. Be proud of your music taste 38. Don’t gate crash parties pls 39. Educate ignorant people 40. Look hot for yourself 41. Hookup with people who genuinely give a **** about you 42. Its ok to show up to parties by yourself 43. Watch every good detective movies from 1987 44. Learn to have fun without alcohol 45. Once again cigarettes aren’t cool 46. Don’t sneak onto public transport – buy a ******* nol card 47. Don’t take life too seriously
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relaxing? relaxing would be a sin against myself. see God spun and wove golden bits of wisdom in these curls that are mine. see these curls spring loud with songs of my Nubian mothers and war cries of my Rasta fathers. see these curls bounce proud to the rhythm of tribal drums and the foot prints of my sisters from Manila reside there as they roll lumpia between the coils and springs. see these curls have moved sandstone bricks cross deserts, building divine architecture so perfectly aligned with cosmos and planets until Moses told Pharaoh to Let My People Go. these curls have traveled cross oceans and triangles packed like sardines squalid below the decks of ships. see these curls have been ***** by the nasty ***** in the big house and suffered sun strokes in cotton fields. see these curls sing loud and strong. See these curls were branded and forced at gunpoint behind ******** barbed wire fences gassed to death in the name of so called purification. see these curls bleed the pain of fire hoses and dog bites and whites only signs. see these curls wont back down gainst no burnin crosses gainst no swastikas gainst no elephant ******** talkin all that jazz on fox and cnn. see these curls dance wildly off beat to straight rhythms that drone on in 4/4 time c major sixty bpm. see these curls are Mas and my Grammas. see my curls are too proud to sit back and chill and won’t take no **** or heat or hot air. see these curls cannot be contained in braids or scarves or jars of creamy crack. see these curls dare you to force them to coerce them to straighten up their act. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls will not ******* relax.
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Nov 30, 2012
Nov 30, 2012 at 12:03 PM UTC
soft and beautiful just for me
relaxing? relaxing would be a sin against myself. see God spun and wove golden bits of wisdom in these curls that are mine. see these curls spring loud with songs of my Nubian mothers and war cries of my Rasta fathers. see these curls bounce proud to the rhythm of tribal drums and the foot prints of my sisters from Manila reside there as they roll lumpia between the coils and springs. see these curls have moved sandstone bricks cross deserts, building divine architecture so perfectly aligned with cosmos and planets until Moses told Pharaoh to Let My People Go. these curls have traveled cross oceans and triangles packed like sardines squalid below the decks of ships. see these curls have been ***** by the nasty ***** in the big house and suffered sun strokes in cotton fields. see these curls sing loud and strong. See these curls were branded and forced at gunpoint behind ******** barbed wire fences gassed to death in the name of so called purification. see these curls bleed the pain of fire hoses and dog bites and whites only signs. see these curls wont back down gainst no burnin crosses gainst no swastikas gainst no elephant ******** talkin all that jazz on fox and cnn. see these curls dance wildly off beat to straight rhythms that drone on in 4/4 time c major sixty bpm. see these curls are Mas and my Grammas. see my curls are too proud to sit back and chill and won’t take no **** or heat or hot air. see these curls cannot be contained in braids or scarves or jars of creamy crack. see these curls dare you to force them to coerce them to straighten up their act. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls. my curls will not ******* relax.
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And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my **** just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the ********** Let's have a toast for the ******** Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 1: Kanye West] She find pictures in my e-mail I sent this ***** a picture of my **** I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good with that **** See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hoodrats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at [Hook] [Bridge] Run away from me, baby, run away Run away from me, baby, run away It's about to get crazy, why can't she just, run away? Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can [Verse 2 - Pusha T] 24/7, 365, ***** stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it Now pick your next move, you could leave or live wit' it Ichabod Crane with that ************* top off Split and go where? Back to wearing knockoffs, haha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off Hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty hoes in the balla-nigga matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless P! [Verse 3: Kanye West] Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know I did damage Cause the look in your eyes is killing me I guess you are at an advantage Cause you can blame me for everything And I don't know how I'mma manage If one day you just up and leave
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 12:30 PM UTC
Runaway
And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my **** just way too long I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most So I think it's time for us to have a toast Let's have a toast for the ********** Let's have a toast for the ******** Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs That'll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 1: Kanye West] She find pictures in my e-mail I sent this ***** a picture of my **** I don't know what it is with females But I'm not too good with that **** See, I could have me a good girl And still be addicted to them hoodrats And I just blame everything on you At least you know that's what I'm good at [Hook] [Bridge] Run away from me, baby, run away Run away from me, baby, run away It's about to get crazy, why can't she just, run away? Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can [Verse 2 - Pusha T] 24/7, 365, ***** stays on my mind I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it Now pick your next move, you could leave or live wit' it Ichabod Crane with that ************* top off Split and go where? Back to wearing knockoffs, haha Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off Hoes like vultures, wanna fly in your Freddy loafers You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet Comes with a price tag, baby, face it You should leave if you can't accept the basics Plenty hoes in the balla-nigga matrix Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless I'm just young, rich, and tasteless P! [Verse 3: Kanye West] Never was much of a romantic I could never take the intimacy And I know I did damage Cause the look in your eyes is killing me I guess you are at an advantage Cause you can blame me for everything And I don't know how I'mma manage If one day you just up and leave
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I like cussin’ I even researched the word. It ain’t cussin’ There’s an R that is not heard. We’re talking of cursing, The taking of God’s name in vain, Back when it was blasphemy. Those days will never come again. It ain’t the same way Like it was back in those times When spitting on the sidewalk Was a jailing crime And black people had to walk Down in the gutter. There were words back then that Decent folks didn’t utter. Well, I ain’t religious. I don’t go to any church at all. It ain’t that I am evil; I’m not riding for some fall. But there are times Like when you hammer your thumb That saying “Oh fudge!” Sounds just plain old **** dumb. I am not sending Anything or anyone here to hell. It’s just helps To say hell or **** or fuckaduck When you have to yell. A shuckydern don’t fit the bill like A shouted **** When you are ****** off, raving Ready to spit. I totally understand That some words have a place. Calling people ******** Can be seen as a huge disgrace. But I still insist That many times in a conversation The word ******* Just fits the momentary occasion. So, scoff if you will. I’ll try to play by your nicey-nice rules, But there are people What are nothing but ******* fools. I do hope you pardon My not liking any more pleasant words When someone says The dumbest **** I have ever heard
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Sep 3, 2015
Sep 3, 2015 at 8:02 AM UTC
ORNERY CUSS
Body Two bodies, in a bed, on a quilt in a field, in the backseat of an '88 Nissan Pathfinder. Two bodies, touching, squeezing, caressing, biting. Blood, pooling under the skin, rushing to the brain, rushing to the genitals, sticky/hot. ****** candy, the curve of lips around a lollipop, the drinking of whiskey from the bottle, the burning sensation of MDMA insufflation. Clothes strewn across your mother's kitchen, ice cubes traced down spines, ******* ******** Oral *** with ice cubes in the mouth. Frequent ************ and a sense of unwellbeing, if you'll allow me this one usage of an unword (I can't help myself)
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Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 3:47 PM UTC
A Portrait of the Artist Desiring ****** Touch.
men and their egos (I turned twenty this summer) are inseparable insufferable begrudgingly they admit “guess you were right” believing that will make them heroes, by full on confessing they are ******** I turned twenty in the summer my tan legs in cutoffs (it’s summer) drives them to madness, accused, you are pitiless, for their dreams of you involve ransom   still, you search and quiet plead like Abraham, to the heated air, while listening to Whitney Houston and Ed Sheeran, (on your earbuds just so nobody knows your weakness) for just that one good man in the township of ***** and Gomorrah my mother bitter sneers good luck with that, forgetting I am now twenty years so old, so advanced, that my hopes and aspirations are no longer those the ones in my high school yearbook my poetry fills pages, a human urban renewal, laying out a city of hope recalling that ***** and Gemorrah were destroyed
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Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 11:49 AM UTC
men and their egos (I turned twenty this summer)
# ******* ****** demons.. they're everywhere. And I've known it about this site for so ******* long. And the witches..  Jesus Christ-- control freaks,   every one of you. What.. do you think your creativity 'substantiates'  you?** ***They're   just   *******   words.*** **Your creativity comes with an accountability.. but you won't have any part of that..   will you? If your demons are so ******* powerful, why do they hide inside of you? Like a pathetic  excuse of a man, stepfather-- Using..  using..  using.. his wife's beautiful daughter.. over and over and over and over again. It is no different with these Unholy shitbags also..** ("Oh, but don't I gather the most followers with my words?") ***It's just empty ******* babble. In the Realms,  it means nothing. Absolutely.   *******   Nothing. The ******** inhabitor is just an extension of your empty, ever-controlling..  soul stealing Mother--***  **It's an extremely-closed loop, Beavis.                 End of ******* story.** ******* ******* demons.. the pathetic ******** are everywhere..* #
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Dec 21, 2021
Dec 21, 2021 at 7:43 PM UTC
welcome to Hello-the-motherfuck, Poetry
By Arcassin Burnham Did you ever consider segregating, The good ones from the ******** The devils and gods, With trending honorables, Or symbolic presses, Call it lame meetings, Random trending would be my guess, I'm ******* crazy, In reality I need a physical test, Fail it then then turn it in, Then tell every in class their all ******* pests, Like I said I don't need your pity, Nor your sympathy, It was the end of me, But also the beginning of the new me, I will never rest, I just need some time to think, While this blows over, Being hated by many, But no luck with clovers, Violent black kid in America, Do I sound like a good person, Mistake me for a fool, Leave you with one of my curses, So strum away lady, Cause I'm not listening, I'd rather be frozen in block of ice, Then be trending.
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Oct 5, 2014
Oct 5, 2014 at 8:00 PM UTC
"Lady Guitarist (Hp Diss)"
***** mode activated, so ******* leave me the hell alone. I no longer give 2 ***** about life, or about anything. You don't care, so I don't either. Life is better without ******* ******* it up. No flex zone. No ***** zone. No drama zone. Gossip girls not tolerated. ******* not allowed. Drama Queens forget about it. ******** ****** bags, and ***** this includes you too.... **** off!
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Dec 18, 2015
Dec 18, 2015 at 11:35 PM UTC
***** mode
I'm addicted to having my heart broken Sometime while he's groping my chest He rips my heart out of it I live for being lied to Keeping my eyes covered staying blind As to only rely on his words I'm crazy about being a game piece To be handled and moved wherever he pleases For toys are meant to be played with Mostly though I'm addicted to having my heart broken
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Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC
Addicted to ********
There are so many guys, who think they're the nice guy, they think girls only date, ******** These 'nice guys' will be friends, with the girl they like, they will tell them they care, every time. They think they're good friends, they'll ignore all the signs, that perhaps the girl isn't, interested. They'll declare love for the girl, only to be 'friendzoned', then they'll go online and, complain. They don't want to be friends, they wanted love, unfortunately, they didn't see the love in friendship.
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Apr 21, 2015
Apr 21, 2015 at 9:03 AM UTC
The Nice Guys
( ) ( ) < < ( ) > > < > < > < > /-------\ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ( oh god ! It's almost time to start the poem ! --- I'm getting nervous ) ,~,~,~,~,~,~,~,~,~,~, when I was a kid I got lost and I totally freaked out when I was finally calmed down by a neighbor I realized I was never more than 3 or 4 houses from my house I had been there many many times It just looked different on a real sunny day •• They all called me LITTLE JEFFY /// God was I a cute kid ! // And smart ! • Jesus was I a smart kid ! ///// //// //// In those days there was no television So we all knew each other And did this thing called Playing with each other •• How things have changed Now kids play video games or have *** with themselves While pretending to have *** with another ! What weird kids ! •• •• •• =0= ( see ! I'm zipping right along with poem now ! Wow ! Look at me go ! ) •• The trouble with Americans is that they are all ******** But god loves them anyway some say but I don't really think so cause why should he bother loving an ******* ? /// we are the dreams that stuff gets made from • • Lying in the manger with you for awhile // //
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Feb 9, 2015
Feb 9, 2015 at 5:13 AM UTC
after I added my last poem // a 20 dollar bill popped out of my cell phone and said THANK YOU // ain't that something !
❤ A man Not a child Warm and kindhearted A little rough around the edges Sweet and poetically inclined One that's only mine No cheaters please Speaks freely A tease is fine I like a challenge Wealth is not required But brains and humor is a must A "freak like me" desired Green eyes recommended A golden heart with a platinum soul *No ******** please* An equal need to have a hand to hold A wish for two lips to lovingly kiss A friend to listen all night A lover who gives me light It's just a dream of mine A lover and a friend I'm looking to find
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Nov 1, 2014
Nov 1, 2014 at 9:10 PM UTC
WANTED: Lover and Friend
There’s a time and season for every reason no cookie bakes itself cherries don’t burst on their own cherries don’t burst ************ a bottle doesn’t empty itself to full/fill breaking clocks is a wonderful way to **** time ironic glory hole of blood and glass running out of test tubes, the ***** too tight **** reason! INVEST! Admiration is the state furthest away from understanding pawns don’t need details ******** with teeth make ******** meaningful smashing the cow softens it, …digest it well meaning is derived from screening STD g string of a starry eyed ******** that drowns in a sea of ****** obtuse and absolute are the only submissions failure to comprehend results in *********** cuckolds worth…. IMPROVE! Lexicon laxative this antipathy won’t last stimulate thinking with cankerous drinking ***** ***** need no season or reason to drown ****** who never show the tears of heaven that understood misled admiration and adolescent aberration that silently candle deplorable fornication time stays unchanged counting doesn’t prove progress in this game falling short… half beat hesitation ITERATE!
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Apr 14, 2014
Apr 14, 2014 at 5:10 AM UTC
Intermittent