What is a haiku?
Alzheimer's makes me forget
What is a haiku?

That Ron Burgandy
He's so misogynistic
Baxter is Awesome

Angst angst angst angst angst;
Angsty Angsty angst;
******* people, ****.

Smooth and supple skin
Exhausted arms droop, sweat beads
You can beat my drum

Drinking gone too far
Drunk fat girl you complete me
Wake up. That's a man

Talk ***** to me
You should probably shower
I ruined the mood

Talk ***** to me
Dust is mostly human skin
Mood ruined again

Alcohol my life
Blur it and let me be free
Inhibitions melt

Food makes me happy
Sunshine makes me very glad
I like murdering

Coffee salvation
Caffeinated ambrosia
Beloved Barista

Please never do that
Now I'm getting quite nervous
Your bites aggressive

She left me for him
He's a big ageing baby
His diaper is chic

Fashionista Queen
She wears all the best labels
Too bad she's a *****

Icecream makes me fat,
I really like to eat cake,
I ate my parents.

Amanda manly
Strong chin, slight fuzz, bit of bulge
A man duh lady?

Ruptured urethra
She has worn it to a nub
My filthy *** fiend

King of the lions
Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta
Simba, what a *****.

Ow, Its in the past
Hai-ku-na-ma-ta-ta
Learn from Ra-fi-ki

Depression heartbreak
Lovelife sad death lost you pain
Hashtags are poetry

Your ideas pervade
I feel quite violated
Keep it to yourself

Love Ipanema
That girl loves to walk so much
Where is she going

Johnny Cash is great
I shot a man in Reno
Cant beat that **** right?

The dimmed lights, shadows flow over soft silk skin
A gasp, white teeth are bared in happy grin
Bed sheets tangled mess, Slip to the dark floor
Eyes glow smouldering, lock through the dark. More.
Speed builds slowly, relaxed and unhurried.
Eyes widen, teeth bare, nails gouge deeply buried.
Hair tangled now, caught in hands, wound round.
Gasps, and low throaty whispers consume sound.

Gym ****** eyes me
I've lifted more than I should
I banged him later

Afternoon delight
Sun still up its bright outside
But dark here with you

Tequila ruins me
Vomitted on a bouncer
Emergency room.

Humanisation
Might as well jam a mans face
On an Ocelot

Personify it
Happy like Humanity
Ocelot the bloke

Steve the ocelot
Works at the supermarket
But can't reach high shelves

Powder blue adam
Won't somebody **** me please
I miss the nineties

Glistening blackness flows before me and slowly the tinge of dawns burning light begins to run across my vision.

The still gentle waters begin to glow at the horizon, dazzling through the spectrum of light.

The sky awash with umber and azure conceals the glittering majesty of infinite.

As light passes the darkness recedes creeping out of sight.

The shadows lengthen then begin to darken as in contrast the warm rich brightness envelops me.

At once a ray bursts from the edge between azure and umber and they are swallowed by the white.

I gaze out onto the ocean. Its glimmering majesty losing the sparkling wonder of the night above.

Blinding it sears across the sky and hesitates at the edge of my vision before fading, a memory of bright.

The glorious halo of white fire reaches above the limit of the edge of the world and the day begins anew.

Yvan eht nioj
Boy bands, even cartoon ones
Obvious evil

Dark thoughts run through me
Like a curry burning me
Open the window

Im out of my mind
Drugs and drink anything goes
I have **** my pants

Why does my love life
Exist theoretically
Life is misery

Despairing eyes stare
The returning gaze hateful
Dead eyes gaze blankly

Why do I love you?
You break me and build me up
How do I know why?