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"malfunction" poems
You're the Wacky Wolf-man, Tearing through our pages with a single huff. Breathing life into us little piggies, Blasting your way through the daily fluff. You're the Word Wizard. Leaving us in awe and in dribbles. Waving your wand, Conjuring magical and spellbinding scribbles. You're the Living Legend, Almost like a deity of some sort. Garnering shiploads of admiration, Through words of encouragement, banter and retort. You're the Bad Boy Bard... Never mincing your words. Unconventional, you howl amidst the flocks... You never did chirp like the birds... You're the Minstrel Mobster, Shooting your Tommy, never missing. Flicking forward your fedora, Strung lute ever smoking. You're one Cool Cat. Fending off haters with a bat. Everyone just wants to be that. Like a superhero whose symbol is a bat... You're a Gem Generator. Cogs and gears churning the jewels laid Machine malfunction! My system's jammed! Well I guess that's just it... Enough said!
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Oct 5, 2014
Oct 5, 2014 at 3:18 PM UTC
Marvel Man
A word Nobody knows. It's a mental thing. "A sensation produced in one modality when a stimulus is applied to another modality, as when the hearing of a certain sound induces the visualization of a certain color." A confusion of senses. But I don't think I am confused. I just see farther than anyone. For me; I see colors And think sounds, tastes, textures. I see objects And think gender, personality, music. All the letters Have colors, smells, jobs in an office. All the numbers Have heights, voices, fashion senses. I don't know why it is But it is a malfunction in my brain. I don't know how to explain it But it is not very complicated. Everything has a color A personality A food A texture A sound A taste A smell Associated with it. Because everything is deeper than they look. Because I am confused? Because I can see.
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Jan 13, 2015
Jan 13, 2015 at 1:38 PM UTC
synesthesia
the world is full of missing parts, then so am i the malfunction of my image can bloom the good deeds may glitch and die no broken hearts could open gates for others only throbbing fissures are to be seen secret doors and damaged keys rotten sadistic teen yet you came and i've never seen a demon so sweet to me, how? smooth puffs ****** into my head making me crazy and sane, trust ain't easy to gain, but i'm coaxed by your vows i liked myself before then i like my halo better now the idea of angel wings and a fiend's ***** is not a good blend but a compatible path was created with an adequate commitment to try he said he wants to love the opposite if that's the deal, then so am i
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Jul 29, 2018
Jul 29, 2018 at 10:09 PM UTC
"Soulful Chasm"
pastel monotone thoughts paint an image of me in her mind complete with shrinkwrap and a bright smiley face sticker her eager hand sweats the dealt moment she awaits with impatience for her daily christmas time package her daily reprise of her happy moment she remembers it with fondness her pastel colours spread slowly like an intellectual STD a malfunction of the common man she is a true modern miscreant she wants a pretty girl lover that comes complete with emo look a like laptop gamer girl attached the hip down to matchin **** selfies a hundred smooth moves and cheat codes she wants the complete package at the discount rate shes a card carrying member of some fan girl fandango she calls me captain saveahoe street nasty superhero with kung-fu grip trailing through the dank alleys in search of the legendary ultimate dumpster the prize of every divers wet dreams wandering all night with a few vampire hangers on looking for a fashionable means to a glorious end meanwhile the corner girl is waiting on me thinking i'm just trying to find her a safe place to be she is my safe place and i'm hers the few of us that survive the moment stroll on through the rain to the dairy queen to see and be seen dont cha' hate that whole show up to show off she lives to die for it but thats ok cause i love her just the same
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Nov 25, 2013
Nov 25, 2013 at 4:53 PM UTC
pastel thinking
she saw things that made her malfunction she broke down to words that should've made her function. she tortured herself with plastered screenings repeated feelings not wanting to be of perceiving she was in and out of it, saw the fault line, lingered a bit. she then took it for what it was, saw what he was, realized he never was. Next she then meddled with hard hit reality. she understands to not give herself up, she gets the places it'll mess up, and all she wants to go is up. So time dwells, she wants to be over it, she wants nothing of it, only to be everything above it. she does not self harm anymore, because she is of no harm, she is just charm. he's made her realize that. he's accompanied her to that. so she thanks him for that. she will not whither, she is winter, with personality of a spitter she is summer with hints of glimmer she is now full of no more sorrow, no bitterness, or self wallow she is content, she is fluorescent. she is better than ever yet. the muggy cloud has gone and surpassed therefore leaving everything in the past. so she says, see you later, thanks for the class, hope everything works out for you in your middle pass, just remember to not let the next one pass and remember to not be an *** with that being said with wise words from this *** that you can kiss. hahaha so see you in the free world, and maybe then can we pass, hit a space migration for our integrations.
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May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 10:07 AM UTC
DEAR *******
Take me away- Distract me from this place. Stress has overtaken me My life has forsaken me. I have just realized, After all that I've done, I've become like them. A mindless robot With sociopathic tendencies. I'm begining to malfunction. Help me, Take me away. Fix me.
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 11:23 PM UTC
Take Me Away
Being deaf is ecstasy, You may think it quaint, But I do not fight destiny. A man who knows his place, In the scheme of things, Sits back to watch, The struggles, In fruitless tiles, Of the quilt laid in fate. To see and not be deceived, By the lies of other’s words, To judge solely on action, And never on what you heard. To never be afraid, Of that ever beating roar, The ticking Heart, A sign of life, That I could care less, For. To be deaf is agony. I dread it every morning. To be judges so completely. By one little malfunction. I walk to school alone, And even surrounded by friends, I am but an unknown… To never hear the birds chirping, Or the beautiful octaves, Of singers from near and far. Or to hear my sweet lovers whispers, Deep inside my ear. To not know the pain of a radio on high, Or to be able to live my life, completely devoid, Of an inaudible sigh. But, by now you’ll probably have tuned this out, And that’s something with which I can empathize
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May 24, 2010
May 24, 2010 at 9:41 PM UTC
Being Deaf.
The cold distance between two hearts, Once beating simultaneously, in unison - A small disconnection, A simple malfunction, Unforeseen miscommunication amidst unvanquished certainty - Muzzled, tightened grip, Cloaking an angst shell of a body, Harvesting repressed emotions, Alluring a passive tongue - Releasing an outpour of an outcry in an outburst, Retribution - Freedom released from with-in, Healing of a contorted soul... Commence.
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Oct 28, 2012
Oct 28, 2012 at 1:58 AM UTC
Turning Pages
when you are twenty something and haven't grown out of what your family called “baby fat” don't worry, because you are still loved by your body. everyday it wakes you up and nourishes you, and when it fails to do that, it's only a malfunction, a button hit wrong. when you get shamed into wearing a one piece by your friends in eighth grade, don't panic, because that swimsuit is killer and everyone you are with is working it. when your friends talk about skinny shaming since they have never experienced fat shaming, listen. when you see fat shaming, talk about it. when your mother starts shopping in the plus size area for you, don't feel ashamed. your body is meant for what it is meant to do. when you have a panic attack in the dressing room of the local american eagle for not fitting into size sixes, calm yourself down, no one will ever see that size. black it out with a sharpie, cut it out with scissors, let the tag fly. when you get ****** into pro-ana sites, shut off your phone. when you are on your knees with two fingers in your mouth, close the toilet. when you use ice cubes as a snack, eat something else. don't let your brain become a calculator before it’s too late. when you come into school the next day, your friends complaining about a not flat stomach, tell them that the sack needed to hold parts of your body is not flat for a reason. when they complain about size four jeans, show them how you wear eights like a badge of honor, like your lipstick or your hair. show your stretch marks as tattoos, show your cellulite as gold, your hips as the gates to your mansion, and your thighs are thunder thighs, let them boom down and let them be free.
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Aug 22, 2016
Aug 22, 2016 at 6:28 PM UTC
unsolicited advice to unforgiving bodies
when you are twenty something and haven't grown out of what your family called “baby fat” don't worry, because you are still loved by your body. everyday it wakes you up and nourishes you, and when it fails to do that, it's only a malfunction, a button hit wrong. when you get shamed into wearing a one piece by your friends in eighth grade, don't panic, because that swimsuit is killer and everyone you are with is working it. when your friends talk about skinny shaming since they have never experienced fat shaming, listen. when you see fat shaming, talk about it. when your mother starts shopping in the plus size area for you, don't feel ashamed. your body is meant for what it is meant to do. when you have a panic attack in the dressing room of the local american eagle for not fitting into size sixes, calm yourself down, no one will ever see that size. black it out with a sharpie, cut it out with scissors, let the tag fly. when you get ****** into pro-ana sites, shut off your phone. when you are on your knees with two fingers in your mouth, close the toilet. when you use ice cubes as a snack, eat something else. don't let your brain become a calculator before it’s too late. when you come into school the next day, your friends complaining about a not flat stomach, tell them that the sack needed to hold parts of your body is not flat for a reason. when they complain about size four jeans, show them how you wear eights like a badge of honor, like your lipstick or your hair. show your stretch marks as tattoos, show your cellulite as gold, your hips as the gates to your mansion, and your thighs are thunder thighs, let them boom down and let them be free.
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Big old jade earring hung from that haunted necklace, swinging from this and that and the other way where and if that sky upstairs let go of the thing I wanted you to be but a break in the system, no a malfunction in that suction of a love that you tried to forget about but feel those typing keys on the fingers that break knees and the heels up and up with the ***** a lingerin' and thats sounding like a new pounding, the one upstairs with the translucent roof ghostly and guess i got a new boot thats fixing itself to elate another prisoner upstate where the worries are always about the women. Yeah, that women with the diamond ring with her children by her side thinking about the monastery she never visited a big time act act act in a dress that helped her enough and forgot about the rest. But we all move on quick to detest times test with the burritos that she never ate because of the figure she imposed that she got from her transistor radio and the yearly subscriptions of the ghostly ghost that haunted her in the moat around the castle of stairs up ripunzel with dragons a aflame listening to the same wishy washer story of old uncle Maury and the twenty ten twelve salute to the mastery of the fiction of listening, another riddle in the twiddle beneath the sheets that were once painted gold but her husband done left her and she's moving to seattle to start up some new cattle spreading the seed of 1910 where time stands still with his drink in his hand because the guy has got to get around to something with all that talent, with all that anger with all that impulse that proves itself time and time again it will never be enough for a salvation sanitation with the twisty fro's of yearly ye and ye bouts of fights she twisted in that shout that she knew, she knew she swears, what it was all about.
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May 6, 2011
May 6, 2011 at 10:10 PM UTC
Big Old Jade Necklace
Big old jade earring hung from that haunted necklace, swinging from this and that and the other way where and if that sky upstairs let go of the thing I wanted you to be but a break in the system, no a malfunction in that suction of a love that you tried to forget about but feel those typing keys on the fingers that break knees and the heels up and up with the ***** a lingerin' and thats sounding like a new pounding, the one upstairs with the translucent roof ghostly and guess i got a new boot thats fixing itself to elate another prisoner upstate where the worries are always about the women. Yeah, that women with the diamond ring with her children by her side thinking about the monastery she never visited a big time act act act in a dress that helped her enough and forgot about the rest. But we all move on quick to detest times test with the burritos that she never ate because of the figure she imposed that she got from her transistor radio and the yearly subscriptions of the ghostly ghost that haunted her in the moat around the castle of stairs up ripunzel with dragons a aflame listening to the same wishy washer story of old uncle Maury and the twenty ten twelve salute to the mastery of the fiction of listening, another riddle in the twiddle beneath the sheets that were once painted gold but her husband done left her and she's moving to seattle to start up some new cattle spreading the seed of 1910 where time stands still with his drink in his hand because the guy has got to get around to something with all that talent, with all that anger with all that impulse that proves itself time and time again it will never be enough for a salvation sanitation with the twisty fro's of yearly ye and ye bouts of fights she twisted in that shout that she knew, she knew she swears, what it was all about.
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Your toothbrush still has the paste on it The plate shattered in fragments of you The glass still has your lip stain on This bed I'm sleeping in still smells of you Lying to myself that you'll comeback Leaving him and crying and knocking on the door begging to come in But hey, who am I kidding.. *Put the car in reverse as you slipped into neutral A gear must've rusted; I trust the machine busted because things became mechanical, to be truthful Major malfunction--our junction ceased to be lusted by my soul's circuits and tired wires proved to be liars I thought I knew what I wanted, but I was wrong My cogs, guts and screws became loose in the mire  of our muddled love, where I did no belong* What worth is living when everything ran rampant silhouettes of you Running through these polaroids on the wall I did get out, but it's you everywhere I go You have etched this fire in my heart  When it burns when we're in love And when it burns my soul  To ashes remnants of you Trying my best to get out I knew you were trouble from the start But my heart's like a glass thirsts for that lust Now broken brittled into pieces Fragments no longer could be fitted  *Puzzle pieces and Polaroids for the incinerator A conflagration consuming our condition where you fail to see what I fail to do I may be coldly pieced together, but I'm no traitor* ***My love was just another raggedy rendition, But your eyes are the demons haunting you***
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Jan 27, 2015
Jan 27, 2015 at 11:54 AM UTC
Puzzles (Collaboration With Frank Ruland)
for a split second, the TV screen turned red, followed by a shrill beep. it was a small glitch, too small to be noticeable, so the television stayed. the longer she watched it, the more often it turned red, the longer the high-pitched beep. but she could never predict when the glitch would happen, and she waited for it to be normal. eventually, she adjusted to a perpetually red screen and an irritating, shrill hum until her friend came in, asking why the screen was red and where the noise was coming from. she brushed it off, claiming it was a glitch. the screen stayed that way, and the hum persisted. her eyes slowly became weary, and her ears started ringing. her friend took her away. her eyes and ears got a break, and she saw a different screen, one of many colors, showing life in its beautiful and tragic moments. she heard vivid, rich, musical voices. she went back to her television, exhausted, trying in vain to fix it, but it would not change, no matter how hard she tried. questions bloomed in her mind until it suddenly dawned on her. this was never a glitch. it was a complete malfunction. her heart and head were pounding as she held an antenna to her chest. it weighed her arms down, but she threw it across the room. it crashed into the television, and the screen went black. the hum stopped, and all was quiet except for her loud breathing. she wept as relief washed over her and she lay down, content at last.
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Apr 22, 2021
Apr 22, 2021 at 12:09 AM UTC
glitch.
I could feel the steel when you grit your teeth. Robotic limbs pull me into tangled wires that I wrapped myself in for comfort. Believing that you were capable of love was my biggest malfunction. And I prayed to a mechanical universe for some sign of your emotion. Maybe I am the one with a few screws loose.
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Jun 18, 2016
Jun 18, 2016 at 1:49 AM UTC
Sociopath
Someone’s world jumped onto a cold set of tracks at Jamaica station early last week. Someone’s world jumped into the universe next door, leaving us all for being too human. At the time, I was trapped at Penn Station. A pain spread about my stomach like a pen pressed against a sheet of looseleaf. MTA officials made announcements, calling it a mechanical malfunction. 9 to 5 businessmen in deep black suits with bluetooth headsets groaned and bargained for passage home, ready to ride through a stranger's graveyard. Little kids ran through shops, fingers sticky with frozen yogurt and popcorn- surprise treats used as pacifiers. I sat in a well known coffee shop pondering life and death. The word suicide didn’t hurt like it used to, but I felt connected to this stranger. I thought about that person’s lover, that person’s sister, that person’s mother, that person’s friend. I thought about how all of their galaxies stirred and switched gears. A planet of theirs- tremendous or trifling in their own imagination- collapsed and changed the course of everything. I wondered if their galaxy halted and each star and planet mourned or if their galaxy smoothed over the craters and dodged all the meteors and didn’t even blink. My galaxy shifted and clouds laid thick. Stars dimmed their lights in harmony. A few years ago or even a few months ago, I would’ve cried and thought about following this stranger to train station heaven. But now, I thought about my sister’s galaxy, my mother’s galaxy, my best friend’s galaxy. Now, I felt sadness but I also felt love.
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Dec 6, 2015
Dec 6, 2015 at 11:47 PM UTC
one-way ticket home, please
Someone’s world jumped onto a cold set of tracks at Jamaica station early last week. Someone’s world jumped into the universe next door, leaving us all for being too human. At the time, I was trapped at Penn Station. A pain spread about my stomach like a pen pressed against a sheet of looseleaf. MTA officials made announcements, calling it a mechanical malfunction. 9 to 5 businessmen in deep black suits with bluetooth headsets groaned and bargained for passage home, ready to ride through a stranger's graveyard. Little kids ran through shops, fingers sticky with frozen yogurt and popcorn- surprise treats used as pacifiers. I sat in a well known coffee shop pondering life and death. The word suicide didn’t hurt like it used to, but I felt connected to this stranger. I thought about that person’s lover, that person’s sister, that person’s mother, that person’s friend. I thought about how all of their galaxies stirred and switched gears. A planet of theirs- tremendous or trifling in their own imagination- collapsed and changed the course of everything. I wondered if their galaxy halted and each star and planet mourned or if their galaxy smoothed over the craters and dodged all the meteors and didn’t even blink. My galaxy shifted and clouds laid thick. Stars dimmed their lights in harmony. A few years ago or even a few months ago, I would’ve cried and thought about following this stranger to train station heaven. But now, I thought about my sister’s galaxy, my mother’s galaxy, my best friend’s galaxy. Now, I felt sadness but I also felt love.
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Temptations have left me forsaken but my will was only shaken shortly leaving some mistaken that I would falter to the poison of my generation I seek salvation In a place built upon degradation I pick at the foundation Wishing for a system malfunction The gears have given me an allergen The pushed solution cut with acetaminophen To numb the blind into oblivion A wise man seems much like an alien Corruption rises as the population lays down Praising kings without a crown Pasting plastic smiles over the town This massive break from reality has really paid off The fruits we'll never see and rich we'll never be No matter how much cash you receive Consider your soul far out of reach
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Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 5:48 PM UTC
Dope Sickness
An Imaginary Meeting In the Forest of Forgetting Another Excuse to Get High Her Tongue Is Like a Jellyfish Organical Mechanical Nocturnal Experimental Technology out of Control A Night Like No one else Has Seen - Rebellion in Module Seven Tabernacle of Illusion Significant Deviation The Catacomb Simulation Psychedelic Liberation Psychedelic Generation Human Race Is in Extinction Neurosynaptic Malfunction
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Feb 3, 2019
Feb 3, 2019 at 2:54 PM UTC
Hedonistic Festival
I Fanciful and then the first notice of suspended mouth corners, fleeing gravity with invisible strings, sloppily synchronize in giggles. II A glance at the shore horizon, widening into chasm, Erebus leaking ominously— oh but the raft is far too small! oh and flimsy! surely the shadows will ravage the branches and pull this neurotically euphoric contraption below. III glazed malfunction blurred and hazed for lack of clarity billowing surges mold as magnets inandout and in andoutandinandout again fades in before melting again to disjointed gestures in a multicolored backdrop IV Skeletal architectures return from a hysterical awareness of ****** intricacy— And discussion is, of course, forever precluded for fear of relapse and embarrassment.
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Mar 22, 2011
Mar 22, 2011 at 1:55 PM UTC
Pantomime
10 Years of Discretion 9 Months of Persecution 8 Semesters of Imitation 7 Weeks of Affliction 6 Days of Temptation 5 Hours of drug Consumption 4 Minutes of thought Malfunction 3 Moments of Desperation 2 Seconds until Eradication 1 Life of Lacrimation
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Apr 12, 2013
Apr 12, 2013 at 11:19 AM UTC
Countdown to Elimination
My Life is a Scratched CD (OR Blue Collar Lament- The Little Napper Remix) Lines taken from poems by JM Romig (Ursa Somniculosa/CD Skipping Down Route 11) and Ryan Kinney (Blue Collar Lament) It's long drive on this highway The window creeks - its jagged way down I breathe in the new air for the first time in months the CD starts skip-skip words Hopping over - lines Reminding me Of finite fuel repeat- finite time With work looming just hours away repeat- Death, just decades away I spend most of my week in the back of the factory where I sell my free time on repeat in a semi-conscience trance watching multi-million dollar machines work repeat in the back of the factory where I sell my free time is a constellation of dirt, chipped paint and cobwebs forming the shape of a bear lounging in a hammock skip They are more alive than I am. Monday at 3 PM I click off my brain, switch on automatic, repeat automatic skip - the countdown:-T-minus 40 hours. Each minute that ticks by in the dull monotony slowly steals my sanity, bit by bit Each minute closer to Friday slower and slower, until on Friday they seem to tick backwards-- skip I have coworkers who insist that it's a monkey, trapped in a net Each day blurs into the other making them indistinguishable. Repeat- My finite time Monday, the entirety of the previous week on repeat- T-minus 40 hours. skip they are wrong. It's clearly a bear In the back of the factory where I sell my free time repeat- Death - just decades away. The dictator they put in charge of the asylum barks out commands on cue, just to remind everyone that they own you. skip The desperation for dollars are the shackles that keep me here. I often welcome sleepwalking: I think of Emerson On repeat- Skip- I think I feel like his transparent eyeball repeat- His eyeball- I begin to understand I begin to feel like I'm one with everything skip- everyone is love repeat love every-Everyone is me and you skip-skip -the impending coma In the few instances the machines malfunction I curse being awakened. At least as a zombie, I don't feel my mind rotting repeat the rotting constellation of dirt, chipped paint and cobwebs: Ursa Somniculosa No matter where I am on the floor, I can see him hanging there in his hammock on the weekends I love life. I shed the identity the uniform has forced upon me and my true self emerges-- repeat my finite fuel In the back of the factory where I sell my free time repeat the desperation for dollars I truly only live two days a week repeat my finite time I'm dying the other five skip-skip I think of Ursa Somniculosa - In the back of the factory where I sell my free time enjoying his perpetual vacation maybe sipping on a nice tall beer soaking up the sun - NOT being a trapped monkey like all of us down here on repeat
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Dec 26, 2015
Dec 26, 2015 at 10:17 PM UTC
My Life is a Scratched CD
My Life is a Scratched CD (OR Blue Collar Lament- The Little Napper Remix) Lines taken from poems by JM Romig (Ursa Somniculosa/CD Skipping Down Route 11) and Ryan Kinney (Blue Collar Lament) It's long drive on this highway The window creeks - its jagged way down I breathe in the new air for the first time in months the CD starts skip-skip words Hopping over - lines Reminding me Of finite fuel repeat- finite time With work looming just hours away repeat- Death, just decades away I spend most of my week in the back of the factory where I sell my free time on repeat in a semi-conscience trance watching multi-million dollar machines work repeat in the back of the factory where I sell my free time is a constellation of dirt, chipped paint and cobwebs forming the shape of a bear lounging in a hammock skip They are more alive than I am. Monday at 3 PM I click off my brain, switch on automatic, repeat automatic skip - the countdown:-T-minus 40 hours. Each minute that ticks by in the dull monotony slowly steals my sanity, bit by bit Each minute closer to Friday slower and slower, until on Friday they seem to tick backwards-- skip I have coworkers who insist that it's a monkey, trapped in a net Each day blurs into the other making them indistinguishable. Repeat- My finite time Monday, the entirety of the previous week on repeat- T-minus 40 hours. skip they are wrong. It's clearly a bear In the back of the factory where I sell my free time repeat- Death - just decades away. The dictator they put in charge of the asylum barks out commands on cue, just to remind everyone that they own you. skip The desperation for dollars are the shackles that keep me here. I often welcome sleepwalking: I think of Emerson On repeat- Skip- I think I feel like his transparent eyeball repeat- His eyeball- I begin to understand I begin to feel like I'm one with everything skip- everyone is love repeat love every-Everyone is me and you skip-skip -the impending coma In the few instances the machines malfunction I curse being awakened. At least as a zombie, I don't feel my mind rotting repeat the rotting constellation of dirt, chipped paint and cobwebs: Ursa Somniculosa No matter where I am on the floor, I can see him hanging there in his hammock on the weekends I love life. I shed the identity the uniform has forced upon me and my true self emerges-- repeat my finite fuel In the back of the factory where I sell my free time repeat the desperation for dollars I truly only live two days a week repeat my finite time I'm dying the other five skip-skip I think of Ursa Somniculosa - In the back of the factory where I sell my free time enjoying his perpetual vacation maybe sipping on a nice tall beer soaking up the sun - NOT being a trapped monkey like all of us down here on repeat
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If morning was too brief to trim those pine tree prickles off of your lower limbs, it's okay. Step 1: ***** hose. After a mirror's glance, you will be tempted to panic. Step 2: Stay calm. Peel the dead animal off the side of your cheek. Let the hairbrush paste the fly-aways into a hot, greased bun. How easy it is to experience a wardrobe malfunction. Remember to keep it simple. Step 3: Slip on that black pencil skirt, the polyester one--not the leather. No one needs to know that you were up late watching sitcom reruns. Remove the screaming purple rings. Step 4: make-up. Base is your friend. You are now prepared. Smear on your finest ruby red lips, and tuck in your leopard-print bra strap. Step 5: Strut your stuff. Retail has never seen such class.
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Nov 12, 2012
Nov 12, 2012 at 12:14 AM UTC
How to Appear Professional
A nocturnal ******** I have found out is testament to a brain strain not a main vein malfunction. Not a lack of virility, vitality is ingrained. I found out watching late night TV, potency for potency, they said ,scientifically is not a wee thing, but can be bought and will last for days if you buy this Androzine.
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Sep 30, 2014
Sep 30, 2014 at 4:17 AM UTC
******** (late at night)
Take secrets Sprint out the door Burglar alarm malfunction Wrong turn at a junction Machetes cut a new path Do the math It isn't that hard To draw the right card I throw in rhymes So maybe you'll listen sometimes. All these things happened I try to piece them together To answer: why can't I find a single feather?
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Sep 10, 2013
Sep 10, 2013 at 1:58 AM UTC
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