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"phew" poems
only an idiot like me, the rain poured down, my socks were wetted,  and i looked at the pavement for glory, instead i found a £10 note and  imagined my right shoe on my left leg, and my left shoe on my right  leg... just to prove the luck. it came from listening to rotting christ's kata ton daimona... i wrote the poem on two tesco receipts numbering them no. 1 - .4, it made sense to just give it a narrative... the naturally apparent lisp of greek is due to... lies between theta (θ) and phi (φ)... check feta cheese... it might be less morbidly fermented... that's why the greeks have a natural lisp... it's theta and it's phi... in english it's like chinese.... w & r... something's rolling something's waving, something's trigonometric... harrison fowd was almost jonathan woss if i care... the chinese in english debate with chin-chin-wanker scissors piece of paper stone good luck on the handshake: lost the price of interest being gained for excavation purposes of dinosaur bones and inflation via the ptertodactyl of the extended mohawk shave... english dicionary makes me confused... it places theta alongside the, than... but then it's therapy... thermometer... too many unique examples i'd have said... that's the lisp there... sidelined phew and engaged in phew in byzantine... english linguistics is filled with too many "unique" examples of expression... coupled with the celebrity culture... i farted and a person took hold of a *** squeeze... how's that?! english language in summary? pleasing on the eye... but the spelling? a burden on the tongue. i know that slavic linguistics would make enlgish that's written ugly... it wouldn't be pharmacology but farmacology... then it made sense, i stopped asking the english dicta written down, the greek θ wasn't a couple of th & etc... a few athenains in death metal said it like i said it... the 2nd f... it was απηθανoν - because it was simply athens - fern fence... and not d... defence, or anything easily acquired as a prescription of zee wee point of german scottish.
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Dec 10, 2015
Dec 10, 2015 at 7:04 PM UTC
the sweet greek lisp (θ vs. φ) no. 1
only an idiot like me, the rain poured down, my socks were wetted,  and i looked at the pavement for glory, instead i found a £10 note and  imagined my right shoe on my left leg, and my left shoe on my right  leg... just to prove the luck. it came from listening to rotting christ's kata ton daimona... i wrote the poem on two tesco receipts numbering them no. 1 - .4, it made sense to just give it a narrative... the naturally apparent lisp of greek is due to... lies between theta (θ) and phi (φ)... check feta cheese... it might be less morbidly fermented... that's why the greeks have a natural lisp... it's theta and it's phi... in english it's like chinese.... w & r... something's rolling something's waving, something's trigonometric... harrison fowd was almost jonathan woss if i care... the chinese in english debate with chin-chin-wanker scissors piece of paper stone good luck on the handshake: lost the price of interest being gained for excavation purposes of dinosaur bones and inflation via the ptertodactyl of the extended mohawk shave... english dicionary makes me confused... it places theta alongside the, than... but then it's therapy... thermometer... too many unique examples i'd have said... that's the lisp there... sidelined phew and engaged in phew in byzantine... english linguistics is filled with too many "unique" examples of expression... coupled with the celebrity culture... i farted and a person took hold of a *** squeeze... how's that?! english language in summary? pleasing on the eye... but the spelling? a burden on the tongue. i know that slavic linguistics would make enlgish that's written ugly... it wouldn't be pharmacology but farmacology... then it made sense, i stopped asking the english dicta written down, the greek θ wasn't a couple of th & etc... a few athenains in death metal said it like i said it... the 2nd f... it was απηθανoν - because it was simply athens - fern fence... and not d... defence, or anything easily acquired as a prescription of zee wee point of german scottish.
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Cuts on my arms And a pipe in your hand ... Which, is worse? My depression or your addiction. -------------------------------------------------------------- You have a KID! Oh, and I'm just a kid... -------------------------------------------------------------- You give ME **** About MY scars; While you're doing **** in the next room? ... Phew, And I thought I was ready to die... But you've thrown your ******* life away. ----------------------------------------------------------------
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Feb 16, 2016
Feb 16, 2016 at 11:44 AM UTC
Thrown in the trash
*Meeting up with the dragon was a page out of an intergalactic adventure; shaking hands with doppelganger, it was. He insisted that he is still a mythical animal just don't exist in real, he was so apologetic to the point of being mawkish, "Don't want to mislead any one to somewhere, let's be scientific to think, you took such pains to make this meeting happen, which is not the case in real,                                     do you see me well? He was  in panic, it seemed, took him in confidence and made him stay put. "What's real is a long debate don't think I am real, material world could easily proved an illusion matter in to energy and reverse is the story we see here quantum mechanics will end all your qualms everything is in a state of flux even the scientists are, sometimes they see black holes and suddenly they think otherwise, so the universe is not even a handful of dust, it's energy playing fancy dress..." The dragon looked crust fallen, "you should have met a dinosaur instead at least they EXISTED,and  Phew, what a variety much more than a myth, which I am" "Don't be apologetic, grand father's gift grandma must have used her fun of imagination to beget you and raise to such level of popularity dragon or meerkat, all are fun,  like human, when none exists, but happily present in mind and on these  vast spaces our eyes see, waiting to transform in to quanta of energy when time summons, and God play dice.*
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Mar 31, 2014
Mar 31, 2014 at 8:20 AM UTC
Shaking hands with doppelganger
*Meeting up with the dragon was a page out of an intergalactic adventure; shaking hands with doppelganger, it was. He insisted that he is still a mythical animal just don't exist in real, he was so apologetic to the point of being mawkish, "Don't want to mislead any one to somewhere, let's be scientific to think, you took such pains to make this meeting happen, which is not the case in real,                                     do you see me well? He was  in panic, it seemed, took him in confidence and made him stay put. "What's real is a long debate don't think I am real, material world could easily proved an illusion matter in to energy and reverse is the story we see here quantum mechanics will end all your qualms everything is in a state of flux even the scientists are, sometimes they see black holes and suddenly they think otherwise, so the universe is not even a handful of dust, it's energy playing fancy dress..." The dragon looked crust fallen, "you should have met a dinosaur instead at least they EXISTED,and  Phew, what a variety much more than a myth, which I am" "Don't be apologetic, grand father's gift grandma must have used her fun of imagination to beget you and raise to such level of popularity dragon or meerkat, all are fun,  like human, when none exists, but happily present in mind and on these  vast spaces our eyes see, waiting to transform in to quanta of energy when time summons, and God play dice.*
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Karma police, arrest this man He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He's like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl Her ****** hairdo is Making me feel ill And we have crashed her party *This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us* Karma Police I've given all I can It's not enough I've given all I can But we're still on the payroll *This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us* And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself (In the early version, the first verse went): Karma police arrest this girl She stares at me As if she owns the world and We have crashed her party Songwriters: YORKE, THOMAS / O'BRIEN, EDWARD JOHN / GREENWOOD, COLIN CHARLES / GREENWOOD, JONATHAN RICHARD GUY / SELWAY, PHILIP S T - 24 nov 2013
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Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 2:32 AM UTC
Radiohead - Karma Police
It's okay If you don't have a man Just use your vibrators and ***** The best you can! Ben wa ***** And your fingers too Will make you exclaim, "Phew" Tired you may be When your ****** **** so Orgasmically!
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May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 12:45 AM UTC
To The Ladies Without A Man
Ladies of the Net… A warning to male adolescents everywhere… “Hi Honey….I just got matched with your profile”… At least that’s what I think it said. Brilliant I thought because I’m available and life round here is, well…it’s dead “I’m looking for an experienced guy who’s good in bed…  been round the block, but not the clock… One with plenty of experience and a huge…err…appetite… for hooking up instead of these inexperienced boys… They’re all excitable, probably all over too quick… need someone with poise reserve and a twelve inch errr… Libido?… ego? Click my pics kiddo and let’s get it on… you Stud!… Well I would! ****** hell! I’m overwhelmed but let’s not peak too soon… There’s loads of stuff coming in as Spam that would probably make us all swoon. So check it out…without fail, “eeeh!”  They’re all there - these ladies of the net - they crop up daily - Sheila Blige… Tanya Hide… Mandy May,  Bette Sheedus, Lovinia **** I’m not sure if these are their real names... But - Phew - with things like this going on round here we could all get ******* She says she’s just round the corner, you know like Sompting, Steyning, LA (that must be Littlehampton)… Southwick…Little Haven Halt, Portslade. We could meet in a lay-by and we’ll get laid… just an innocent little escapade. It won’t be my fault if you miss this chance… Just try it - I’ll handcuff you to the bed and lap dance. Click on my pix, big boy, they all beckon. Take a closer look at these sonny boy - now what do you reckon? Well, you’d have to say they do look very alluring in the taster… so why not just click... to the next page… see the site… don’t waste-ya time…CLICK! ****** hell! The screen’s gone blank… now I won’t even be able to have a ____ Knock, Knock, Knock! "Kevin!!!?"..."Mum?" "Is that you?" "Yes Mum!… Everything’s OK!… I’m just turning out the light… G’night!"
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Apr 1, 2019
Apr 1, 2019 at 5:45 AM UTC
Ladies of the Net
Ladies of the Net… A warning to male adolescents everywhere… “Hi Honey….I just got matched with your profile”… At least that’s what I think it said. Brilliant I thought because I’m available and life round here is, well…it’s dead “I’m looking for an experienced guy who’s good in bed…  been round the block, but not the clock… One with plenty of experience and a huge…err…appetite… for hooking up instead of these inexperienced boys… They’re all excitable, probably all over too quick… need someone with poise reserve and a twelve inch errr… Libido?… ego? Click my pics kiddo and let’s get it on… you Stud!… Well I would! ****** hell! I’m overwhelmed but let’s not peak too soon… There’s loads of stuff coming in as Spam that would probably make us all swoon. So check it out…without fail, “eeeh!”  They’re all there - these ladies of the net - they crop up daily - Sheila Blige… Tanya Hide… Mandy May,  Bette Sheedus, Lovinia **** I’m not sure if these are their real names... But - Phew - with things like this going on round here we could all get ******* She says she’s just round the corner, you know like Sompting, Steyning, LA (that must be Littlehampton)… Southwick…Little Haven Halt, Portslade. We could meet in a lay-by and we’ll get laid… just an innocent little escapade. It won’t be my fault if you miss this chance… Just try it - I’ll handcuff you to the bed and lap dance. Click on my pix, big boy, they all beckon. Take a closer look at these sonny boy - now what do you reckon? Well, you’d have to say they do look very alluring in the taster… so why not just click... to the next page… see the site… don’t waste-ya time…CLICK! ****** hell! The screen’s gone blank… now I won’t even be able to have a ____ Knock, Knock, Knock! "Kevin!!!?"..."Mum?" "Is that you?" "Yes Mum!… Everything’s OK!… I’m just turning out the light… G’night!"
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They Seem ... STRANGE ... To Me ... Don't They ... To You ... ?!? The Things That People .... Sometimes .... Do .... ? Don't Worry Folks ... I'll ... Give You PROOF ... That People ... Make ... Some ... FUNNY Moves ... ?!? How About ... THIS ... ? To ... Start Things Off ... OUTRAGE ... Over .... !!!!!!!!! Coc' Head " .... MOSS ... " APOLOGIES " ..... And ... Sponsorship GONE ... !!!!! Just ... LOCK HER UP ... !!! Hasn't She ... Done WRONG ... ?!? Well ... FRIEND of Hers' ... "WITHIN" ... The BIZ' ... Are Showing Support ... For ... " POOR Katie " ... !!!!!! People Like ........ Ahhh Yes ... ROBBIE ... ??!?? "Leave her alone !!!" ... Is ... Robbies' PLEA ... ? Could There Be ... ? Some More ... " Druggies " ... Getting ... LOADS ... !!! ... of ... CASH MONEY ... ??? While Others ... Live In ... " Poverty " ... !!!?!!! Take Your Time ......................... And ... Think It Through .......................... While I ... Give You ... Some More Proof ... That People Make ... The ... STRANGEST Moves ... ?!? Why Do Girls ... ? Act So ........ Aloof .......... ?!? And ... Make Men Feel .... That ... They Aren't Cool ... But Get ... UPSET ... When Men ... REJECT ... The Chance To ... Talk ... And ......................................... IGNORE Them ... !?! Maybe Because ...................... They're Getting ... WET ... And KNOW They Want Them ... ..... In Their Bed ..... !!!!! Girls Like THIS ... Just ... Get Me VEX ... !!! They ... Act As Though ... What's In Their Head ... Should Make A Man ... Kneel Down And ... BEG ... Just To .... Spend .... Some Time With Them ... !!!?!!! That's Why I Wrote A Piece ... Called ... " *** and Texts " ... Cos' ... Texting Now ... Leaves Me ... " PERPLEXED " ... ? I've ... Said It Before ... And Will ... Say It AGAIN ... !!! That's NO WAY ... To ... Communicate ... !!!!! But Nowadays .... It's Used In Ways ... That ... May Make STRAIGHT MEN ... Become ... GAY ... !!!!!!!!!!! That's Why I Like ... To KEEP Girls' Texts ... And Use Their Words ... To ... Get Them VEX ... !!! "Remember your text ? Should I show you babe ?" "NO cos', that's not what I meant, I merely meant, can't we be friends." "Ahhh friendship right but. in your text, the word, "Friendship", was not transcribed ???" "Well, you were supposed to RECOGNISE !" "RECOGNISE What ? Oh, read what you meant, between the lines ?" "NO, my text was just a text let's move on, cos' now i'm Vex !" SEE ... What I Mean !!! Some Girls ARE STRANGE ... ?!? And Sometimes ... " ACT " ... Like They're ... " DERANGED " ... !?! It Seems ... Some Girls ... DON'T Use Their Brains ... !!!!! That's Why These Days ... I Now ... REFRAIN ... From ... Getting Into ... Womens' Games ... !!! How About THIS ... ? My Friends And I ... Were ... Just In FITS ... !!!!! You Get ... "INTIMATE" ... With A ... PRETTY Girl ... But See That She's ... In ... " HER OWN WORLD "... !!! She Says ... "Let's keep a low profile !" So ... You Say ... " Cool " ... But Here's The ... " Move " ... In PUBLIC ... She Now ... .... " IGNORES You " .... You ... " Do Your Do " ... But Then ... When You ... Start ... " Making Moves " ... With ... OTHER People ... In The ... Room .... Here It Comes ... !!!!! You KNOW The Move ... !!! She ... Makes A SCENE ... In Front Your Crew ... And STORMS Outside ... !!!!! But ... When We Leave ... She's ... Waiting There ... Wearing ... YES ... A ... CHEEKY Smile ... You ... Play It Out ... "What was that about ?" ... But Then She Starts ... To ... RUN HER MOUTH ... !!!!! That's ... When You Say ... "Okay, I'm out !" ... What Does She Do ... ? Stand There And ... " POUT " ... !?! Fellas ... Know The Coup ... .... " NO DOUBT " ... !!!!!! It's ... NOT JUST GIRLS ... But ... Fellas Too ... Who ... Sometimes Make ... These ... STUPID Moves ... !!!!!!!!! Which ... Brings Me Back ... To The ... " Question " ... ........ " Phew " ........ !!!!!!! The Things That People Sometimes ... DO .... ??? " Seem Strange To Me ... Don't They To ... YOU ? "
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Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 6:21 PM UTC
"They Seem Strange To Me, Don't They ... To You ... ?" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 16/10/2005
They Seem ... STRANGE ... To Me ... Don't They ... To You ... ?!? The Things That People .... Sometimes .... Do .... ? Don't Worry Folks ... I'll ... Give You PROOF ... That People ... Make ... Some ... FUNNY Moves ... ?!? How About ... THIS ... ? To ... Start Things Off ... OUTRAGE ... Over .... !!!!!!!!! Coc' Head " .... MOSS ... " APOLOGIES " ..... And ... Sponsorship GONE ... !!!!! Just ... LOCK HER UP ... !!! Hasn't She ... Done WRONG ... ?!? Well ... FRIEND of Hers' ... "WITHIN" ... The BIZ' ... Are Showing Support ... For ... " POOR Katie " ... !!!!!! People Like ........ Ahhh Yes ... ROBBIE ... ??!?? "Leave her alone !!!" ... Is ... Robbies' PLEA ... ? Could There Be ... ? Some More ... " Druggies " ... Getting ... LOADS ... !!! ... of ... CASH MONEY ... ??? While Others ... Live In ... " Poverty " ... !!!?!!! Take Your Time ......................... And ... Think It Through .......................... While I ... Give You ... Some More Proof ... That People Make ... The ... STRANGEST Moves ... ?!? Why Do Girls ... ? Act So ........ Aloof .......... ?!? And ... Make Men Feel .... That ... They Aren't Cool ... But Get ... UPSET ... When Men ... REJECT ... The Chance To ... Talk ... And ......................................... IGNORE Them ... !?! Maybe Because ...................... They're Getting ... WET ... And KNOW They Want Them ... ..... In Their Bed ..... !!!!! Girls Like THIS ... Just ... Get Me VEX ... !!! They ... Act As Though ... What's In Their Head ... Should Make A Man ... Kneel Down And ... BEG ... Just To .... Spend .... Some Time With Them ... !!!?!!! That's Why I Wrote A Piece ... Called ... " *** and Texts " ... Cos' ... Texting Now ... Leaves Me ... " PERPLEXED " ... ? I've ... Said It Before ... And Will ... Say It AGAIN ... !!! That's NO WAY ... To ... Communicate ... !!!!! But Nowadays .... It's Used In Ways ... That ... May Make STRAIGHT MEN ... Become ... GAY ... !!!!!!!!!!! That's Why I Like ... To KEEP Girls' Texts ... And Use Their Words ... To ... Get Them VEX ... !!! "Remember your text ? Should I show you babe ?" "NO cos', that's not what I meant, I merely meant, can't we be friends." "Ahhh friendship right but. in your text, the word, "Friendship", was not transcribed ???" "Well, you were supposed to RECOGNISE !" "RECOGNISE What ? Oh, read what you meant, between the lines ?" "NO, my text was just a text let's move on, cos' now i'm Vex !" SEE ... What I Mean !!! Some Girls ARE STRANGE ... ?!? And Sometimes ... " ACT " ... Like They're ... " DERANGED " ... !?! It Seems ... Some Girls ... DON'T Use Their Brains ... !!!!! That's Why These Days ... I Now ... REFRAIN ... From ... Getting Into ... Womens' Games ... !!! How About THIS ... ? My Friends And I ... Were ... Just In FITS ... !!!!! You Get ... "INTIMATE" ... With A ... PRETTY Girl ... But See That She's ... In ... " HER OWN WORLD "... !!! She Says ... "Let's keep a low profile !" So ... You Say ... " Cool " ... But Here's The ... " Move " ... In PUBLIC ... She Now ... .... " IGNORES You " .... You ... " Do Your Do " ... But Then ... When You ... Start ... " Making Moves " ... With ... OTHER People ... In The ... Room .... Here It Comes ... !!!!! You KNOW The Move ... !!! She ... Makes A SCENE ... In Front Your Crew ... And STORMS Outside ... !!!!! But ... When We Leave ... She's ... Waiting There ... Wearing ... YES ... A ... CHEEKY Smile ... You ... Play It Out ... "What was that about ?" ... But Then She Starts ... To ... RUN HER MOUTH ... !!!!! That's ... When You Say ... "Okay, I'm out !" ... What Does She Do ... ? Stand There And ... " POUT " ... !?! Fellas ... Know The Coup ... .... " NO DOUBT " ... !!!!!! It's ... NOT JUST GIRLS ... But ... Fellas Too ... Who ... Sometimes Make ... These ... STUPID Moves ... !!!!!!!!! Which ... Brings Me Back ... To The ... " Question " ... ........ " Phew " ........ !!!!!!! The Things That People Sometimes ... DO .... ??? " Seem Strange To Me ... Don't They To ... YOU ? "
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She was a wonder of Nature, a special     thing, Had this lovely aura about her The way she held herself, the way she    moved.... way she spoke her words A real classy Lady that's for sure... a proper woman What the hell she was doing with me I don't know. Anyway I invited her to my house one day for tea She so wanted to see where I lived She was only in the door when she playfully ran her little    index finger Along the surface of my little black table in the hall And then holding it up for me to see, for my inspection Revealed a big unsightly blob of dust, a most incriminating    smudge She smiled a cute little reproachful smile "It's true Baby", I said," I've been neglecting things of late, been    letting things slip Ever since I met you, I've been so preoccupied Been so preoccupied with thoughts of you You're always in my head Girl, your... your great beauty, your...your    incredible loveliness You've been driving me to Distraction Baby And Hey! I like the view from down there, it's great! " I had her sit down in my front room, she hadn't been sitting    long When she pointed at the floor, at my carpet "You know you've got a hole there in your carpet, a big hole" And "Look!" she said pointing further down the room "There's another one over there... and another!" "What can I say Babe", I said, "you know you have me half      demented Every night you got me pacing up and down, back and forth You're this beautiful obsession to me Darling You got me walking the floor over you Baby Been thinking about you so hard, and so often Now I plum gone and worn out my bleedin' carpet Worn it out with all my walking". At this she smiled a lovely kind sympathetic smile. When I came back in the room with the tea She said to me, she said "You know over in your corner there Did you know you got a big cobweb and a spider ?" "Oh! I said.....Oh Her! So you met my Spider She's not just any old Spider you know She... she's my... my Love Spider" I said proudly. "Your Love Spider", she said a bit skeptically, "Yea! I never had the heart to take her down Why! She reminds me so much of you Darling Reminds me of how awesome your powers are And how futile it is to resist, Reminds me of how wonderfully caught up I am In your lovely sweet sticky web Of gooey gorgeousness and outrageous delights. With this she looked at me long and hard Until suddenly there broke upon her lips this lovely enchanting smile, "You know", she said,"you're so adorable you are, how I love you so". P.S. "Phew!" I thought to myself,"that was a close one".
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Jun 20, 2020
Jun 20, 2020 at 9:02 AM UTC
I'll do anything for you Baby but I won't clean my house
She was a wonder of Nature, a special     thing, Had this lovely aura about her The way she held herself, the way she    moved.... way she spoke her words A real classy Lady that's for sure... a proper woman What the hell she was doing with me I don't know. Anyway I invited her to my house one day for tea She so wanted to see where I lived She was only in the door when she playfully ran her little    index finger Along the surface of my little black table in the hall And then holding it up for me to see, for my inspection Revealed a big unsightly blob of dust, a most incriminating    smudge She smiled a cute little reproachful smile "It's true Baby", I said," I've been neglecting things of late, been    letting things slip Ever since I met you, I've been so preoccupied Been so preoccupied with thoughts of you You're always in my head Girl, your... your great beauty, your...your    incredible loveliness You've been driving me to Distraction Baby And Hey! I like the view from down there, it's great! " I had her sit down in my front room, she hadn't been sitting    long When she pointed at the floor, at my carpet "You know you've got a hole there in your carpet, a big hole" And "Look!" she said pointing further down the room "There's another one over there... and another!" "What can I say Babe", I said, "you know you have me half      demented Every night you got me pacing up and down, back and forth You're this beautiful obsession to me Darling You got me walking the floor over you Baby Been thinking about you so hard, and so often Now I plum gone and worn out my bleedin' carpet Worn it out with all my walking". At this she smiled a lovely kind sympathetic smile. When I came back in the room with the tea She said to me, she said "You know over in your corner there Did you know you got a big cobweb and a spider ?" "Oh! I said.....Oh Her! So you met my Spider She's not just any old Spider you know She... she's my... my Love Spider" I said proudly. "Your Love Spider", she said a bit skeptically, "Yea! I never had the heart to take her down Why! She reminds me so much of you Darling Reminds me of how awesome your powers are And how futile it is to resist, Reminds me of how wonderfully caught up I am In your lovely sweet sticky web Of gooey gorgeousness and outrageous delights. With this she looked at me long and hard Until suddenly there broke upon her lips this lovely enchanting smile, "You know", she said,"you're so adorable you are, how I love you so". P.S. "Phew!" I thought to myself,"that was a close one".
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We wish you a Reggae Christmas, We wish you a Reggae Christmas, We wish you a Reggae Christmas, And also some kush. Good ****** we bring, To you and your spliffs. We wish you a Reggae Christmas And also some kush. Now play us some fresh Bob Marley, Now play us some fresh Bob Marley, Now play us some fresh Bob Marley, And we'll jam out some too. We won't smoke until ya roll some, We won't smoke until ya roll some, We won't smoke until ya roll some, So bring dem right here OH **** please don't green-out, OH **** please don't green-out, OH **** please don't green-out, That was a close call. PHEW! Good ****** we bring, To you and your bluntz. We wish you a Reggae Christmas, And a Happy Blem Year.
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Dec 16, 2014
Dec 16, 2014 at 12:04 PM UTC
We Wish You A Reggae Christmas (Merry Christmas)
*dive.. dive.. dive* 1. I am eating fog on this pre-dawn bridge an overcoat of no particular mood      keeping intact considered-sincerity of warmth      inhaling air tight with thin droplets the c-cold of someone's click-clack in the distance only an echo of studious-oblivion glancing over the rail as the water swirls, dense the silent hum of a slow-passing vehicle windows darkly stare I wonder who'd possibly be passing by here and would they be connecting with that swirl, too 2. there must be a walrus under there          (shrinking-violet, that it is) its projections long and probably needing plumbs the departing fingers of night gnaw attempt to steal what little shelters here consent delayed by vertical-curses in bloom and I'm thinking of a cat I used to have who certainly didn't favour water protests become latent-airborne, take off as screeching squawks swoop by hungry heartbeats gurgle, drip valiant station within view.. phew, made it! *an accordion starts to play.. an elegy fit for a dive.* st64, 3 April 2014
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 3:47 PM UTC
dive
Phew, **** what's that smell, This kitchen soo stinks, Eww, god, is it the bin? Or maybe the sink, Rubber gloves on, Bleach at the ready, Approach the bin, Hold the bleach steady, Jaysus, what, the hell is that stuff, It looks like some bread, and a teabag,oo, rough, A doughnut, all soggy, and out of date jam, My god im a ****** is that cooked ham?, Bin is all clean, But still smell a stench, I've spotted a stain, On my breakfast bar bench, O, **** That's it, My baby nephew did it, His leaky wee ***** Has smeared on my chair, Face mask at the ready, And tie back the hair, Amazing how sticky a baby's poo gets, That'll teach you to ignore the"do you think the kids wet?"....
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Nov 9, 2010
Nov 9, 2010 at 3:12 AM UTC
kitchen stink
I wrote to you on a paper boat Those questions in my heart, I wrote to you on a paper boat It sailed fast, slow and then a stand still, The wetness seeped in, the ink bleeded ... I expected you to raise your head, Reach out to rescue the boat on puddle, Some dreams of mine, you might have saved, The bleeded letters, you might have traced. All my antics not withstanding, The soaked boat slowly sank, My eyes flitted between the boat and you, Still hoping you will race to its rescue... When the boat slowly sank, The ripples died a slow death, Your head moved in my direction, "Phew! I am done for the day", you said.
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May 19, 2016
May 19, 2016 at 3:38 PM UTC
I wrote to you on a paper boat
Long stretches of boring Where's the shade? Feel like picking my nose But can't Too hot Sip, Scan They go under I hit the water cold I reach them, too bad I have to kick one He's pulling her under! I clock him in the face I tow her out and give her mouth to mouth She spits at me Nice Phew, one down Okay where's the other? Does the lifeguard impose on others? THIS life, No I wouldn't wish it on anybody. I hope to just make it through the day Too bad I had to crack that guy in the jaw He'll live
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Jul 29, 2014
Jul 29, 2014 at 7:31 AM UTC
The Lifeguard of the World
I now present to you the talk of the town Mr Page He looks are deceptive; please don't be fooled by his age He lives alone in a house near to his office in front of a park He has far too many enemies for he is a loan shark Before I tell you more let me put a disclaimer Now days anyone can sue you, even a lamer So if there is any resemblance with anyone dead or alive It’s a mere coincidence, have checked all archive Mr Page as you read this, is now in a court Facing a trial bravely and holding on to his fort Lawyer asked him if he would promise not to lie Mr Page told, truth it shall be, till he would die Not only was he a loan shark whose guts every one hated He spoke in rhymes, even when he debated All he did was to threaten people all the time He made them sound ridiculous adding punches and rhymes When the lawyer asked, 'Mr Page can you show us how you rhyme.' He replied, ' No sir this is neither the place nor the time.' 'Besides I am not carrying any dictionary or copy of rhyme zone' 'Watch what you say Mr Page' said the lawyer, 'I don’t like your tone'. 'Order order', said the judge, 'I don’t want any rhyming in my court.' 'I can see my lawyers have started rhyming too', he added with a snort 'Do you see Mr page what a bad precedence you have set'? 'Why my lord how could I corrupt the court, ' said Mr Page, ' we have just met' 'There you go, rhyming again even when I told not to' 'Sir why are you so against rhyming I have absolutely no clue' 'Mr Page, please stop.' 'Sorry sir I will try to drop.' 'Mr Page I warn you.' 'I am trying, I am trying, and it’s hard! Phew' 'A phew! Did you have to add that'? 'Sir please, it’s all part of a chat' 'Mr Page you are not helping' 'Please my lord, stop yelping' 'What! How dare you! Handcuff him and put him in jail, No books, No net, No friends and No bail.' So you see this how Mr Page landed up in prison And for what, rhyming, which was certainly no treason Funny laws, funny punishments, this certainly was a funny case But the people were happy as long as they didn’t see Mr Page's face.
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Jul 14, 2011
Jul 14, 2011 at 1:54 AM UTC
Mr.Page
I now present to you the talk of the town Mr Page He looks are deceptive; please don't be fooled by his age He lives alone in a house near to his office in front of a park He has far too many enemies for he is a loan shark Before I tell you more let me put a disclaimer Now days anyone can sue you, even a lamer So if there is any resemblance with anyone dead or alive It’s a mere coincidence, have checked all archive Mr Page as you read this, is now in a court Facing a trial bravely and holding on to his fort Lawyer asked him if he would promise not to lie Mr Page told, truth it shall be, till he would die Not only was he a loan shark whose guts every one hated He spoke in rhymes, even when he debated All he did was to threaten people all the time He made them sound ridiculous adding punches and rhymes When the lawyer asked, 'Mr Page can you show us how you rhyme.' He replied, ' No sir this is neither the place nor the time.' 'Besides I am not carrying any dictionary or copy of rhyme zone' 'Watch what you say Mr Page' said the lawyer, 'I don’t like your tone'. 'Order order', said the judge, 'I don’t want any rhyming in my court.' 'I can see my lawyers have started rhyming too', he added with a snort 'Do you see Mr page what a bad precedence you have set'? 'Why my lord how could I corrupt the court, ' said Mr Page, ' we have just met' 'There you go, rhyming again even when I told not to' 'Sir why are you so against rhyming I have absolutely no clue' 'Mr Page, please stop.' 'Sorry sir I will try to drop.' 'Mr Page I warn you.' 'I am trying, I am trying, and it’s hard! Phew' 'A phew! Did you have to add that'? 'Sir please, it’s all part of a chat' 'Mr Page you are not helping' 'Please my lord, stop yelping' 'What! How dare you! Handcuff him and put him in jail, No books, No net, No friends and No bail.' So you see this how Mr Page landed up in prison And for what, rhyming, which was certainly no treason Funny laws, funny punishments, this certainly was a funny case But the people were happy as long as they didn’t see Mr Page's face.
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"Buried in the Sand" by Terry O’Leary A beggar clump adorns a dump, his pencil box in hand - With sightless eyes upon the skies he’s lying there unmanned. He’s fallen down in Shantytown, his knees too weak to stand, With no relief and bitter grief too dark to understand. The Bowery blight is hid from sight, it’s covered up and bland, And Robin Hood and Brother Hood lie buried in the sand. "A Rebuttal" by Marshalg So Hood lied low, despite the show ensueing without help, One would have thought a British sort would spring forth with a yelp! Would spring ***** to help deflect contusions which occurred When beggar Clump adorned the dump confusing all deferred. Whilst sister Ant, attired in scant, ran forth on spindly legs And brother Frog with shaggy dog said **** and drank the dregs. It all became too much, as such, a meelee did ensue, So all called HALT and as one did BOLT...to the local for a brew! Phew...that was FUN & hard work! M.
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Aug 9, 2013
Aug 9, 2013 at 3:46 PM UTC
Fun with Terry O'Leary
One? Done Fun? None One If two? Pass through Will do And you? That's two How bout three? Shall we see? Bit more free Works for me So says three Can we try four? It gives us more Not such a bore Crack wide that door Lead us on, four Would we dare do five? Tis too high to strive? I do love this jive Let's stop while still live Safe with lines of five But hear the cry of six It tempts as time still ticks It's not just a quick fix But adds to this great mix Yes, hear that call of six Rules change as we reach seven Words lengthen, stretch to heaven Lines rise like bread so leavened The changes wrought by seven Hard as the end draws near with eight Liked this before, now's not so great Long lines I don't appreciate Thanks for nothing, unruly eight Entering the danger zone with nine Meaning gets lost by end of the line Despite the trouble, guess we'll be fine Phew, we just made it through there with nine And finally we arrive here to ten What an intriguing journey this has been I'm so relieved now to be at the end So long, good night, let's sign off now with ten
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Jul 23, 2018
Jul 23, 2018 at 12:20 AM UTC
the thought that counts
*first let’s discuss the girl in the other room you know the one? with the hair who's wearing too much perfume and those shoes              ha, those shoes! you know? her outfit's a costume yeah, that's the one! the pants… they did make her look* (                                                 ) *and her dye job? heard it’s box she has a **** job and botox* **** **** there she is phew... **haaaaay girlfriend I didn’t see you there! your hair is like so gorgeous! it's totally a win and I am like SO JEALOUS of your beautiful skin!!!! but could you be a doll and go find my brother Pete? I think he might be out front finding parking in the street** ex… oh… ex… oh… *she totally ****** Pete. I know, she seems nice but trust me she’s a ***** her legs are always open boys they use her like a bank I know I’ve slept with like eight guys I think she’s been with more than ten I know I cheated on my boyfriend but she totally ***** over men -* Pete! hey, thanks, giiiirl… love ya! ex… oh… ex… oh… so -ahem- this poem is called I Thought I Knew You...
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Nov 23, 2011
Nov 23, 2011 at 12:36 AM UTC
XOXO
Taking a deep drag from a Chillum, I gazed at its structure made of pure soil and water. I do that every time I decide to take a ride into space. Closing my eyes I take a drag to burn all the herb, And the smoke creates the scene my eyes wished to percieve, Distance to far away galaxies is hard to achieve, But hyperdrive makes it a bit easier, I love its grace. I catch the speed of light, Ive made a slight change in the drive systems a year before. All this for what.? To touch the fading past and bring it back to life. If I raise my speed even by 1 mm per second now I will be faster than light, Oh but look, Theres comes a black hole, It wants to hold me in its grasp.!! But hey devil, I am fast, But then the stars laugh, And then the mirror like nebula at a safe distance from the black hole, But Enormous enough to show my reflection, Shows me that I am stagnant in the gravity of the black matter. **** I didnt take with me the machine to soak energy from antimatter. Even after this speed when I was so close to touch the waivering past, Plans were at the point to undergo failure without a plan be to save it, To touch the before and come again into now was the decision, At this frightening moment I laugh at my frivolous precision, All that i can do now are three things, Stay stagnant here with this speed, Slow down and end up giving myself in the gravity of black hole, Or boost ahead to stay in the past forever. Fate and time tease me creating this sarcastic moment and enjoy this entertaining view, And then I give a confident smile before opening my eyes, sitting in the present, saying, "That was so close. PHEW.!"
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Jan 26, 2014
Jan 26, 2014 at 5:38 AM UTC
Time & Fate VS Mr. Frivolous
Taking a deep drag from a Chillum, I gazed at its structure made of pure soil and water. I do that every time I decide to take a ride into space. Closing my eyes I take a drag to burn all the herb, And the smoke creates the scene my eyes wished to percieve, Distance to far away galaxies is hard to achieve, But hyperdrive makes it a bit easier, I love its grace. I catch the speed of light, Ive made a slight change in the drive systems a year before. All this for what.? To touch the fading past and bring it back to life. If I raise my speed even by 1 mm per second now I will be faster than light, Oh but look, Theres comes a black hole, It wants to hold me in its grasp.!! But hey devil, I am fast, But then the stars laugh, And then the mirror like nebula at a safe distance from the black hole, But Enormous enough to show my reflection, Shows me that I am stagnant in the gravity of the black matter. **** I didnt take with me the machine to soak energy from antimatter. Even after this speed when I was so close to touch the waivering past, Plans were at the point to undergo failure without a plan be to save it, To touch the before and come again into now was the decision, At this frightening moment I laugh at my frivolous precision, All that i can do now are three things, Stay stagnant here with this speed, Slow down and end up giving myself in the gravity of black hole, Or boost ahead to stay in the past forever. Fate and time tease me creating this sarcastic moment and enjoy this entertaining view, And then I give a confident smile before opening my eyes, sitting in the present, saying, "That was so close. PHEW.!"
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The machine can only tell the truth spit receipts( sometimes out on the street) calculate how much your worth and make you blush if your bank account is below expectations. Each time I stand before the Master punching secret numbers searching my memory bank for the last figures I left behind I am apprehensive and afraid the ATM may punch back at me. There is a long Q at the back of me and the people that know their value often shuffle the most. Its us poor guys that must endure the pain of exposure. One of these days I going to tell the teller in the ATM that my value is more than just dollars and sense! Thank you. I'm out of the q now with twenty bucks. Phew! Author Notes These days I am writing poems of ordinary things. Bus Tickets, ATMs, Cellphones, Railway Tracks, Mr and Mrs Ordinary and all things that keep us attached to life and living. There's more around us than what we care to notice. As a past time, I sit on a street bench and watch people as they go about their daily lives. The odd one deserves a poem. Thank you. My last series covered Revolutions and Power. This series will cover Ordinary. © Marshall Gass. All rights reserved, 2 months ago
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Jul 3, 2014
Jul 3, 2014 at 5:28 PM UTC
ATM
This is a very difficult thing to say. I’ve never had these words fall out of my mouth before so, don’t think I’m odd, strange, creepy or anything like that. Okay..phew..here it goes.. I fell in love with a mascot A year ago our High schools played each other in football And I didn’t know it back then but I saw a wolf doing cart-wheels 50 yards away and I thought It was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen To be honest, I thought it’d be a guy Not to be sexist or anything but it never occurred to me That the physical manifestation of beauty could find itself Wrapped up inside the costume of a wolf Your school won And I figured that was a metaphor for how you took my heart When you pulled off the wolf head Slid brown hair away from your face And batted eyelids at me like you were shooting guns Bulls eye Lead the crowd to cheer Your motivation is like a beam of light in this dark 20th century stadium I just want you to be around as long as possible I wished the game went into triple overtime If I learned anything that day it was courage Because I asked a wolf For her number
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Dec 28, 2010
Dec 28, 2010 at 1:40 AM UTC
Mascot
COME ON UNI-TED!!!!!!!!!! No ****** Rooney Injured De Gea injured in the ---kin' warm up!!! For ---k's sake! In the warm up!!!!! Yes! Yes!..... Oh you ******** Referee! Are you ---kin' blind?!!! That was NEVER a foul! Who's paying your ---kin' wages Yer tw-t !!! YEEES!! MEMPHIS!!!!!!!! Fabulous goal! Waddaya mean lucky? ohh no, kick him ---Kin' kick him!!! OHHH NOOOO!!! What the ---k are ya playin' at!!! THAT was a lucky goal The ******** Thank ---k it's half time I need a smoke Phew, I'm knackered with another half to go                                                  By Phil Roberts
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Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 1:49 PM UTC
SWEARING AT THE FOOTBALL
9:15; a quarter mile away from truth. Conversations are boring, all about what we've done for today. Innocence of two kids before their moppet words find their youth. Texts get a little deeper, a minute past ten. All past experiences, and mistakes are; with heart and soul expressed. Their companionship sees the other more than a friend. "I like you," a quickly deleted message, but has been read. Emoji eyes; "I seen what you wanted unseen," the eyes seemingly said. _Awkward silence, awkward silence;_ both sides typing and clearing their response. Nobody presses send; while there's a slap on the head exclaiming; "not like this, not the beginning of this relationship's end" "I didn't mean to make things weird with my emotions. I'd like you as a lover, but I love how we are as friends in the open," a brave text sent out of one still hoping. "But I like you too," the next reply came around late. Phew! What a relief; least for now. But what happens next, I guess is the pending question of staying up this late. _It was best to go to bed by eight..._
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Jun 8, 2022
Jun 8, 2022 at 2:11 PM UTC
Late after 8
.*thank god the English girls were into Pakistani boys... i'm literally off the hook... not that i was expecting to bang one of their hoards of spending outside a male sensibility of earning money... thank god i can double up with not being circumcised.... phew... uninhibited listening sessions to early Madonna, like some Duran Duran fetish... make-over death-metal... bass, man, the bass! the 80s snared the mark... woah woe... oh woah... so is there something to be bothered about? no? wh'aaah don't you use it... wh'ah'ah'ah'ah'ah... this is the part where i pretend to give a **** right? so i basically get to **** an oyster or a chattering clam? which one is which one is where i get reminded that i originate from eastern Europe, whereby eastern, Europe, is around the Urals, knee deep in **** in Russia? Copernican antithesis or something?! oh, don't let me down... i'm trying to get into the groove... you have your commonwealth fetish party, i'm the damaged goods guy... i'm the guy who'd make a great dog-leash companion but a ****** father.... well... don't know about a father, more like a ****** boyfriend... thank **** i'm not the sort to mind myself as: the desired goods; it's like... holiday... for 71 years; give or take; **** if i was the person, deluded, about fulfilling the role of a partner... no... that was never going to work... i'm out... the end... a big NO NO... i'm ******* listening to Duran Duran... if i had a girlfriend, she'd be in her late 40s for fuck's sake!* not a lot of birch trees in western europe, eh? plenty of oak filled forests... not many pine tree forests? sure...                        east meets west; back east an oak tree was... UNESCO...                 western Europe... not so many pines... are there?         don't lie... i know there aren't... and there aren't as many marshlands...     with marsh reeds.... in western Europe... the air is variant in terms of the perfumery... but sure as **** a lack of birch treets... and certainly the oak overcomes the pine tree in terms of counted density.
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Oct 30, 2018
Oct 30, 2018 at 11:04 PM UTC
eastern europe
.*thank god the English girls were into Pakistani boys... i'm literally off the hook... not that i was expecting to bang one of their hoards of spending outside a male sensibility of earning money... thank god i can double up with not being circumcised.... phew... uninhibited listening sessions to early Madonna, like some Duran Duran fetish... make-over death-metal... bass, man, the bass! the 80s snared the mark... woah woe... oh woah... so is there something to be bothered about? no? wh'aaah don't you use it... wh'ah'ah'ah'ah'ah... this is the part where i pretend to give a **** right? so i basically get to **** an oyster or a chattering clam? which one is which one is where i get reminded that i originate from eastern Europe, whereby eastern, Europe, is around the Urals, knee deep in **** in Russia? Copernican antithesis or something?! oh, don't let me down... i'm trying to get into the groove... you have your commonwealth fetish party, i'm the damaged goods guy... i'm the guy who'd make a great dog-leash companion but a ****** father.... well... don't know about a father, more like a ****** boyfriend... thank **** i'm not the sort to mind myself as: the desired goods; it's like... holiday... for 71 years; give or take; **** if i was the person, deluded, about fulfilling the role of a partner... no... that was never going to work... i'm out... the end... a big NO NO... i'm ******* listening to Duran Duran... if i had a girlfriend, she'd be in her late 40s for fuck's sake!* not a lot of birch trees in western europe, eh? plenty of oak filled forests... not many pine tree forests? sure...                        east meets west; back east an oak tree was... UNESCO...                 western Europe... not so many pines... are there?         don't lie... i know there aren't... and there aren't as many marshlands...     with marsh reeds.... in western Europe... the air is variant in terms of the perfumery... but sure as **** a lack of birch treets... and certainly the oak overcomes the pine tree in terms of counted density.
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Sleep paralysis The pages of book fluttered Shouldn't I be turning the pages? (I must have thought.) My hands paralysed and my eyes pierced through pages In the background someone screamed The scream was getting louder Slowly overshadowing all other noises Shouldn't I look out if someone needed help? (I must have thought) I was running so fast and not a inch did I move And suddenly someone was choking me to death I must scream for help. (I must have thought) I was screaming. I was running. I was choking. Thank you mom. right on time. phew!
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Apr 12, 2014
Apr 12, 2014 at 10:27 PM UTC
Sleep Paralysis