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I need to write something funny
or else I'm going to get murdered
by a really fat bunny
This may seem like a joke
but please, it isn't funny
my life is on the line here
and I'll say anything
to get out of here.

In its cute tiny hands is a knife
and on its thigh is a tattoo
A tattoo of someone's wife
I can't really explain anything more
but she's definitely
A major eyesore
Not as bad as this fat bunny
who belongs in Mordor.

I don't think the fat bunny is laughing
and he's getting ready
to start stabbing
I can't believe
this is

Oh no, I'm dead
Well this isn't cool
That bunny was a total butthead.
Created by me on December 29th, 2019
I belive this is the last funny poem I've wrote. really good though, I should go back to writing these whacky poems.
I've been wondering through the shadow of the valley of death
and can't seem to remember as to why I'm here
it seems that my memories have faded away
could it be that I lost my way?
it feels like an eternity walking through this deserted land
this awful, unwashed land
I just want to get back home
back to wonderland.
Created by me on December 21st, 2019
Another one of my favorites due to the rhyming.. so good.
What would Santa Claus say,
I wonder,
about Jesus returning
to **** and plunder?

For he’ll likely return
on Christmas Day
to blow the bad
little boys away!

When He flashes like lightning
across the skies
and many a homosexual

when the harlots and heretics
are ripped asunder,
what will the Easter Bunny think,
I wonder?

“And I will **** her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.” (So much for grace according to Revelation 2:23, where Jesus, or someone speaking for him, vows to personally ****** children for their mother’s sins!)

Published by Lucid Rhythms, Poet’s Corner and translated into Czech by Vaclav ZJ Pinkava

Keywords/Tags: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Jesus Christ, Bible, Revelation, mass ******, serial ******, homosexuals, harlots, hookers, prostitutes, heretics, atheists, agnostics, nonbelievers, non-Christians
My heart says it's okay,
But my brain says it's not.
I thought about it again,
Telling myself not to fall again.

I saw you twice today,
Thinking my feelings already went away.
When you called my name and winked at me,
I know it's nothing serious,
But realized I still love thee.
Bunny :((
Oh Honey ! You so funny...

Being with you feel
Like a funny bunny
By making my way
To a relaxing beat
In the most hopeless days
Like the music playing
With the strings of a guitar
Singing in my painful soul
With a sweet melody
Is nothing other than your arms
That cuddled me ever
With full of hopeful rays

Oh Honey! You made my life...

From worst to best
Thanks for each day
That felt with much love
In all the odds and evens
Of every circumstance
That moved easily
Which was difficult
To believe at that moment
But passed and recovered
Is the grace of every bond
That can stay forever
Like an immortal love

Oh Life! Be a funny bunny...

Being a funny one in every life
Can make forget your pains
And being with a funny bunny
Really makes you a happy bunny
That can calm your worries
And bless you abundantly
To rejoice life with a smile
Like a funny bunny 🐰

Oh Funny! You so lucky..

Whoever you be
Whatever you are
And wherever you go
Be a funny bunny
Creates fun in every way
Whether the day be
Sunny, cloudy or rainy
You will be a rainbow 🌈
To everyone
Who enjoys
To be with you..
Be a funny bunny person to forget your pains and relieving others pain too.

Nobody wants to be seen
But many want to be heard
Clarity can be obscene
But you can, take my word
Many have scrawled before me
A chorus in silent dirge
Manuscript marked melodies
Implores of grace in infer
Not crafted in elegy
But in plead foster, your stir
To your living… artistree
eight Sep 2019
made honey for bunny.
isnt she such a bee?

i said, to the man
who eats honey like a bear.
Unnoticed I couldn't
Not notice her
In so much


Shattered me the
First time I

I had to
Shazam her
So she wouldn't
Slip away

So many gems do
Lost in radio
Listening to
For crime podcasts

Her name

One I'd didn't think
I'd seen before
But I was happy I did

The pain
I heard was

I heard
My voice singing
And I my pain
Enough that some
Got lost in the sound
Like you pulled
It out of

Our duet
My pain was no
Longer alone
It was

And then
I heard

I cried
Who are you?
Who is Cameron?
How do I feel

Me angry
Why doesn't

Anyone else
See me?

Who were you?
To sing songs about me?
To know things I
Made sure not
To tell

A nobody
A lost

A broken
Toy Soldier

In you, I knew
Loved Me

No matter how
Much of an alien
I was
I am
I may be
You saw me
Before my
I saw all
Of me you saw

Me to push the limits

Almost costed
Me my marriage
But you'll never know
My name
ALesiach Jul 2019
All the animals have come to play,
before you gently rest your head.
They have been waiting all day,
to see you before you to go to bed.

The bunny excitedly jumps around,
wiggling his nose, not making a sound.
The teddy bear, a faithful friend,
hopes the friendship will never end.

The lion awakens from his slumber,
his growl as loud as thunder.
The panda eats his bamboo,
thinking he is lucky to have found you.

The frog with his body of green,
jumps on the bed with dangling feet.
Do not forget the elephant with floppy ears
for drying up your tiny tears.

ALesiach © 11/6/2014
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