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"disturbance" poems
Dig the ground, Deeper & broader, Large enough to accommodate, And peacefully lay us, The commoners to rest, Without causing any disturbance, To the Clout-clad looters. Don't rest till you collapse lifelessly, Into the mud extracted for digging, Digging their trap deeper enough, Deeper enough for all the clout, 'Cause you wouldn't even want, Their zombies to be turn-out, Escaping out stark naked, Out in future to plight, ****** and blight, Pester and fester The future generation. Oh but do we not know, They will survive and flourish, Indian or Russian or American or British, The clout will always be there to suck/eat, **** blood and eat meatballs, Why they will survive, And why the civilians suffer isn't riddle.
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Aug 16, 2013
Aug 16, 2013 at 1:56 PM UTC
Get Your Hoes Out And...
Far on a lunatic sea, filled with tranquility and serenity, love and devotion, some flowers have made it their goal to bloom in purity, Innocent looking, sweet and with a scent from amongst the heavens, Tricking their foolish, mindless pray to come closer to them while seeping in spite and hatred, longing for revenge for their reflection, A soft breeze accompanies the starlit sky, transient moonlight lurks through in a ghastly, bluish horizon as it rises to claim the heavens for his own once he had reached its fullest phase, ahh those phantoms, Gone mad through a night full of punishment and bloodshed, Before the petals can scatter in a dawning sky they seek for an intent, Finally an attempt would be able to be made, a pity human draws near, weeping in sorrow and grief, causing them to shake excitedly As then their roots would rush out of the ground and imprison him, Twisted illusion of diversion, as they pierce through skin and bones, dragging his struggling, flailing body underground,remaining unseen Feeding on his blood, using his corpse as a fertiliser they stay pure, Moved for one instant, they dive deeper into the soil of this landscape Hatred twines around them, causing disturbance in their memories, It is alike to be left in an accelerating world of recurrance, everlasting, Until the sunrise has dyed the sky in red and everything replicates ~ Umi
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Mar 19, 2018
Mar 19, 2018 at 8:43 AM UTC
Lilies of Murderous Intent
It seems wrong that out of this bird, Black, bold, a suggestion of dark Places about it, there yet should come Such rich music, as though the notes' Ore were changed to a rare metal At one touch of that bright bill. You have heard it often, alone at your desk In a green April, your mind drawn Away from its work by sweet disturbance Of the mild evening outside your room. A slow singer, but loading each phrase With history's overtones, love, joy And grief learned by his dark tribe In other orchards and passed on Instinctively as they are now, But fresh always with new tears.
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A Blackbird Singing
Moth, dancing moth, dance to the light. Dance to the death. Break those wings to free the flight, the sea is far and here is no hearth, not here. Fly, moth, fly away from the lilted breeze so to breathe easy. Your heart is in shock; Moth, go back to from where you come. Moth, falling moth, no crevice in sight, dear moth—where has your illusion gone? Moth don’t waste time, hurry yourself and cease the end, in through the spaces and far from time. Wingless moth, pained. The light shines only on you. What disturbance (perturbing the soul) held you back?
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 5:10 AM UTC
Moth
One scarlet tear, makes it clear which drops from her cheek to the ground which burns away as acid, toxic, became lifeless in an instant Emotions of any kind, are to ruin ones mind, ones soul from something more beautiful, clean and without any malicious intent, Ruining what's best in us, corrupting inner peace with disturbance, Free from bonds or feelings one would live alike the the moon; Elusive, with a cycle which turns and decides to recycles once again, But what would be a life, free from the trouble of emotions, heartache pain and agaony, happiness and glee with experiencess worth more than a soul could ask for, wish to be repeated, forming what is YOU, Would it be a curse ? A blessing ? Would it be wise to purify onesself, All these questions remain unanswered, as the world spirals it's transient, lifely joyful axis around our golden shining star, the sun, Purity comes sinfree, cut from temptations of every meaningful term, Then it would mean to give up anything, everything in solace, simply to remain free from an act or even a thought of unrighteousness, Empathy would be lost in a purgatory of pure furies which knows no heart, or mercy for this matter, a life spend alone is an answer to this, Oh servant, will you burn away like the flower in the heat of summer by achieving this purity you strive for just to call yourself better ? After all, the joy of emotions is for all to experience After all the love of light is for all to bear ~ Umi
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Mar 20, 2018
Mar 20, 2018 at 8:46 PM UTC
Refinement of Impurity
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips Now I'm thinking I am, your typical male who loves beautiful women, and all they entail tall or short both, make my heart do flips but the things that I, like for sure it's alright if, they're somewhat demure are perky ******* and pouty lips a personality, is a wonderful thing it would be cool, if she can dance and sing don't mind playin poker, and bettin those chips a sense of humor, with a snorting laugh always willing, to give you half umm but I crave perky ******* and pouty lips I love watching them, when they come and go swingin those hips, to and fro make my heart beat do, a couple of skips but look at those ******* and that **** mouth causing a disturbance down to the south god I love perky ******* and pouty lips Gomer LePoet...
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Jun 10, 2010
Jun 10, 2010 at 1:26 PM UTC
Perky ******* & Pouty Lips
Right now, as we speak, there's a little boy, aged five Pushed aside on the corner of his mat, where he naps His fingers are clenched onto shredded crumbs of bread He managed to get his hands on this morning despite his mother's constant nags About having to save the last few bits for his new born sister   Ashes and rubble are his best friends ever since he can remember Disturbance aches him no more For everything he's ever known are dents   He wouldn't know what the other side of the rainbow looks like, let alone both For he's never encountered a rainbow during his yelps of pain Pressure, abundance of destruction, humiliation His innocent weeps never reach aid He is now used to it No more room to present emotion For everything he's encountered will forever be frozen in time He wouldn't know what peace is, ever For contrarily that would be foreign to him Therefore, somewhere in this world, silence takes over This little boy whose whole life has been built on lies and disruption
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Aug 20, 2016
Aug 20, 2016 at 4:57 PM UTC
Somewhere In This World
From 3 p.m. Monday to 3 p.m. Tuesday <h2>Police calls <h3>LA CROSSE 3:39 p.m., Hit-and-run, 4400 block of Hwy. 16 4:11 p.m., Theft, 3700 block of Hwy. 16 4:41 p.m., Hit-and-run, 1100 block of State St. 5:37 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1000 block of Charles St. 5:42 p.m., Theft, 2100 block of Liberty St. 5:59 p.m., Fight, Fourth and King sts. 8:08 p.m., Theft, 2400 block of Rose St. 8:08 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 400 block of Sixth St. 8:37 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1000 block of Fifth Ave. S. 10:14 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1600 block of Adams St. 11:32 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1400 block of Avon St. 2:38 a.m., Domestic disturbance, 900 block of 16th St. 8:25 a.m., Theft, 3300 block of Rosehill Place 8:25 a.m., Theft, 1000 block of Ninth St. 8:26 a.m., Theft, 500 block of Main St. 8:26 a.m., Theft, 1400 block of Johnson St. 8:34 a.m., Theft, 400 block of Seventh St. 9:24 a.m., Entry to dwelling, 1600 block of Caledonia St. 9:51 a.m., Theft, 400 block of Liberty St. 11:01 a.m., Fraud, first block of Copeland Ave. 12:16 p.m., Entry to dwelling, 1000 block of State St.           <h3>ONALASKA 6:06 p.m., Animal bite, 2600 block of Midwest Drive <h3>WEST SALEM 7:40 a.m., Vandalism, 3400 block of Hwy. 16 12:13 p.m., Theft, 900 block of Hwy. 16 <h3>BANGOR 9:24 a.m., Theft, 1800 block of Commercial St. <h2>Fire Calls <h3>LA CROSSE 3:01 p.m., Accident with injury, Fourth and Mississippi sts. 4:11 p.m., Accident with injury, 4500 block of Hwy. 33 4:26 p.m., Accident with injury, Hwy. 16 and 157 5:45 p.m., First responders, 700 block of Oakland St. 6:18 p.m., First responders, 1800 block of Pine St. 6:40 p.m., Accident with injury, Main and Fourth sts. 9:27 p.m., Natural gas odor, 700 block of Ninth St. N. 10:16 p.m., First responders, 1600 block of Adams St. 10:20 p.m., First responders, 900 block of Vine St. 1:54 a.m., First responders, 4100 block of Velmar Court 8:34 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Seventh St. 9:01 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Seventh St. 10:41 a.m., Accident with injury, Ninth and Vine sts. 10:45 a.m., Carbon monoxide report, 1500 block of Main St. 10:46 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Gillette St. 11:04 a.m., Accident with injury, 1300 block of Rose St. 11:10 a.m., First responders, 1500 block of Rose St. 11:14 a.m., First responders, Fourth and King sts. 11:31 a.m., Accident with injury, 16th and Main sts. 12:05 p.m., Accident with injury, 200 block of Pearl St. 1:12 p.m., Accident with injury, Hood and Miller sts. 2:26 p.m., Accident with injury, 21st St. and Park Ave. <h3>ONALASKA 3:30 p.m., First responders, 1000 block of Westview Circle 5:09 p.m., Accident with injury, 1200 block of Hwy PH 8:02 p.m., First responders, 300 block of 12th Ave. 8:43 p.m., First responders, 300 block of 12th Ave. 8:50 p.m., First responders, 200 block of Oak Forest Drive 9:47 p.m., First responders, 200 block of Carol Lane 6:12 a.m., First responders, 1000 block of Frances Court 10:41 a.m., First responders, 7200 Northshore Lane 11:27 a.m., Accident with injury, Grant St. and Hwy. SN 11:35 a.m., Accident with injury, Commerce and Abbey roads 11:53 a.m., Accident with injury, 300 block of 11th Ave. 12:14 p.m., First responders, 5500 block of Commerce Road 1:08 p.m., First responders, 400 block of Kimberly St. 1:42 p.m., Accident with injury, 600 block of Second Ave. <h3>HOLMEN 9:59 p.m., First responders, 1500 block of Viking Ave. 10:50 a.m., Accident with injury, Sand Lake Road and Laurel Place 1:32 p.m., Accident with injury, 1400 block of Main St. <h3>WEST SALEM 8:53 a.m., First responders, 500 block of Elm St. 11:09 a.m., First responders, 300 block of Franklin St. <h3>MELROSE 1:21 p.m., First responders, 9700 block of Hwy. 108
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Feb 3, 2016
Feb 3, 2016 at 11:07 PM UTC
Police and fire calls for Tuesday, Feb. 2, 2016
From 3 p.m. Monday to 3 p.m. Tuesday <h2>Police calls <h3>LA CROSSE 3:39 p.m., Hit-and-run, 4400 block of Hwy. 16 4:11 p.m., Theft, 3700 block of Hwy. 16 4:41 p.m., Hit-and-run, 1100 block of State St. 5:37 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1000 block of Charles St. 5:42 p.m., Theft, 2100 block of Liberty St. 5:59 p.m., Fight, Fourth and King sts. 8:08 p.m., Theft, 2400 block of Rose St. 8:08 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 400 block of Sixth St. 8:37 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1000 block of Fifth Ave. S. 10:14 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1600 block of Adams St. 11:32 p.m., Domestic disturbance, 1400 block of Avon St. 2:38 a.m., Domestic disturbance, 900 block of 16th St. 8:25 a.m., Theft, 3300 block of Rosehill Place 8:25 a.m., Theft, 1000 block of Ninth St. 8:26 a.m., Theft, 500 block of Main St. 8:26 a.m., Theft, 1400 block of Johnson St. 8:34 a.m., Theft, 400 block of Seventh St. 9:24 a.m., Entry to dwelling, 1600 block of Caledonia St. 9:51 a.m., Theft, 400 block of Liberty St. 11:01 a.m., Fraud, first block of Copeland Ave. 12:16 p.m., Entry to dwelling, 1000 block of State St.           <h3>ONALASKA 6:06 p.m., Animal bite, 2600 block of Midwest Drive <h3>WEST SALEM 7:40 a.m., Vandalism, 3400 block of Hwy. 16 12:13 p.m., Theft, 900 block of Hwy. 16 <h3>BANGOR 9:24 a.m., Theft, 1800 block of Commercial St. <h2>Fire Calls <h3>LA CROSSE 3:01 p.m., Accident with injury, Fourth and Mississippi sts. 4:11 p.m., Accident with injury, 4500 block of Hwy. 33 4:26 p.m., Accident with injury, Hwy. 16 and 157 5:45 p.m., First responders, 700 block of Oakland St. 6:18 p.m., First responders, 1800 block of Pine St. 6:40 p.m., Accident with injury, Main and Fourth sts. 9:27 p.m., Natural gas odor, 700 block of Ninth St. N. 10:16 p.m., First responders, 1600 block of Adams St. 10:20 p.m., First responders, 900 block of Vine St. 1:54 a.m., First responders, 4100 block of Velmar Court 8:34 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Seventh St. 9:01 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Seventh St. 10:41 a.m., Accident with injury, Ninth and Vine sts. 10:45 a.m., Carbon monoxide report, 1500 block of Main St. 10:46 a.m., First responders, 400 block of Gillette St. 11:04 a.m., Accident with injury, 1300 block of Rose St. 11:10 a.m., First responders, 1500 block of Rose St. 11:14 a.m., First responders, Fourth and King sts. 11:31 a.m., Accident with injury, 16th and Main sts. 12:05 p.m., Accident with injury, 200 block of Pearl St. 1:12 p.m., Accident with injury, Hood and Miller sts. 2:26 p.m., Accident with injury, 21st St. and Park Ave. <h3>ONALASKA 3:30 p.m., First responders, 1000 block of Westview Circle 5:09 p.m., Accident with injury, 1200 block of Hwy PH 8:02 p.m., First responders, 300 block of 12th Ave. 8:43 p.m., First responders, 300 block of 12th Ave. 8:50 p.m., First responders, 200 block of Oak Forest Drive 9:47 p.m., First responders, 200 block of Carol Lane 6:12 a.m., First responders, 1000 block of Frances Court 10:41 a.m., First responders, 7200 Northshore Lane 11:27 a.m., Accident with injury, Grant St. and Hwy. SN 11:35 a.m., Accident with injury, Commerce and Abbey roads 11:53 a.m., Accident with injury, 300 block of 11th Ave. 12:14 p.m., First responders, 5500 block of Commerce Road 1:08 p.m., First responders, 400 block of Kimberly St. 1:42 p.m., Accident with injury, 600 block of Second Ave. <h3>HOLMEN 9:59 p.m., First responders, 1500 block of Viking Ave. 10:50 a.m., Accident with injury, Sand Lake Road and Laurel Place 1:32 p.m., Accident with injury, 1400 block of Main St. <h3>WEST SALEM 8:53 a.m., First responders, 500 block of Elm St. 11:09 a.m., First responders, 300 block of Franklin St. <h3>MELROSE 1:21 p.m., First responders, 9700 block of Hwy. 108
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The word of a snail on the plate of a leaf? It is not mine. Do not accept it. Acetic acid in a sealed tin? Do not accept it. It is not genuine. A ring of gold with the sun in it? Lies. Lies and a grief. Frost on a leaf, the immaculate Cauldron, talking and crackling All to itself on the top of each Of nine black Alps. A disturbance in mirrors, The sea shattering its grey one ---- Love, love, my season.
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The Couriers
Beneath the surface Of the dark and mysterious Ocean crests There's a disturbance On the ocean floor Chaos brews and My bones quiver As the wave Towers overhead Taunting me Waves crush my chest Screams fill my lungs And salty water Burns my eyes I'm whisked away... Oh God, not again Just another night Curled on the floor Crying oceans And creating tsunamis
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Nov 3, 2014
Nov 3, 2014 at 12:31 AM UTC
Tsunami
there is a darkness that the silver song of soft illusion lights in symbolic equivalents of images real it is a light brutally interrogative magnifying with dazzling rays the breakage at the jagged edges of the world and lays hostage to impersonation that resembles fragments of smashed oval shaped mirrors reflecting pieces of broken brown terracotta soldiers and causes the eyes to hurt with a watched inner holocaust of disturbing coloured detonations, implosively autonomous given to a deceived departure a departure from reality given by the advocacy of ideological rationalism that sees three kings with blood on their crowns in amplified convulsions call mustre for disturbance, disorder, destruction and death as blood stains the Balkan streets and all emotional impulse is volatilized and a sinister, stuporous, stagnancy stalks the land where sustaining minds are subject to a brutal insensitivity that dazzles on the edge of a spiral vertigo it is a light brutally interrogative magnifying with dazzling rays a vocabulary of incoherence like the rancid stains of ***** that inhabit the jagged edges of the world
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Apr 24, 2014
Apr 24, 2014 at 1:25 PM UTC
Crimean War???
She captures autumn in a jar reads the moon's straying through leaf and branch Always in love with love and always reeling from the loss What wave tossed this refugee ashore? What alignment of stars and planets of uncountable galaxies brought this woman to this world and not another? A simple truth will tell. The moon at high tide hides beneath her skirts. A slight disturbance in the silken fabric of space and time and all is lost all is born. I hold my hands out palms up in prayer and thanks every day to mark the blessing to place a peg in the whole. Given to all denied to none and mysterious to most Life pours out of a hole in the sea leaves nothing and everything to chance. This blessed world.
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Nov 4, 2016
Nov 4, 2016 at 3:10 PM UTC
The Poet
Antimatter mirroring our existance on the pathway of a reverse world Imagine it, time stands still, halts without a will to  continue its flow if it were to possess one to begin with, and everything is but fragile, Illusionary moon, shine on in this distorted realm in which not even gravity is reliable or even trustworthy at this point, up is down here, An imperishable night caught under a spell of eternity, uninterrupted Everlasting, permanently shining, the fake moons appearance is clear, Unremitting, sweetly told as a if it was a lie, the rumours of this world spread more likely like a disease through the ancient, young earth, A line parallel drawn to ours, a dimension coexisting without sense, It appears to be fragile, like a newborn child, the smallest disturbance would mostlikely ruin it's balance, bring tremor upon it wretchedly, But where that life sparkles as then fades, two dimensions surely would overlap, of course, maybe it will be the world you inhabit, no? In the realm of the dead, a loitering, lingering darkness thins the borders of reality and illusion, causing them to exist as one, now with the same heart and soul, a fantasy heaven which became reality, After all, that place is only temporary,one surely could even call it a; Short living eternity, ~ Umi
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Mar 26, 2018
Mar 26, 2018 at 7:57 PM UTC
Short living Eternity
Satires opposite Compassionate disturbance Through relevant absurdness Behind the aristocrat's curtain Lies means of a hidden purpose Manipulation as their key For the locked in propaganda to be It's brainwashing us, why can't we see? I've opened my eyes, take it from me It's poetic injustice to say the least
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Jul 9, 2014
Jul 9, 2014 at 4:14 PM UTC
Poetic Injustice
Dawn The routine Awake to a standing pause Before the wheel turns again Beans break the seal The fresh start of a new day Slowly grinding into movement This disturbance is accepted Its purpose is measured Against the quiet peace Deep berry-breathing oils the wheel Pale orange rays soothe the stiffness Inhale everything Milled dewdrops drip comfort Share the moment with an old friend You No words needed Just a nod between turns © 2019 MJL
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Mar 7, 2019
Mar 7, 2019 at 4:17 PM UTC
The Miller’s Pause
Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... With the clock hanging on the wall, Here I am to hear the noises, To close my eyes and remember them all, The echo of no sound through the room, The absence of footsteps down the hall, The only sound a lonely clock, Hanging, fading on the wall, Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick...
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Dec 6, 2013
Dec 6, 2013 at 12:46 PM UTC
Rhythmic Disturbance
The American said: let's drink the words. She was so right. A loquacious gin & tonic An acerbic Darwinian daiquiri on ice A French martini disrupted not stirred A mojito muddled in abstinence A Belfast bomber & brimstone Love on the Rocks with perpetual dissent *** on the Beach with a dash of chilli & lime ***** scorpion splashed in ironic ascension Dark *** stifled by the sting of a disturbance Love scented petals infused with tequila worms Salubrious shots of Sambuca Absinthe toasted in lunacy flakes This is my bar. Choose your poison wisely
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Aug 28, 2013
Aug 28, 2013 at 4:34 PM UTC
Let's Drink the Words
It tastes sour in my skin The water diverts his eyes upon the curves I rub them with my fingernails The tips cried for disturbance. The pebbled stones in purity Spit out their dirt with every moist The need to exhale the longing days The desolation of their own race. It stinks with the cover of my skin No vinegar to pour on the occuring reds No tablet nor capsule to jive the tummy There, I'll groove with the ratio of water. I left the leaves on the dirt And yes, those gravel and mated things in the sack Alone am I, here in my own nest Watching the faded stars and grasping the air. Neither can I reach the ultimatum The shutters in me were all aware and trained The body in rest be put in silence For the war of itch diverts the angle. (6/13/14 @xirlleelang)
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 10:52 PM UTC
Allergy
Kindness is not nice. Nice is soft and inoffensive. Nice is easy and effects no change, it's cotton wool - not stuffed tight, but just resting on the surface ready to be blown away or trodden into a muddy disinterest. Nice is a damp whisper, a mouse cowering in the corner, taking up as little space as possible, lest it be noticed, lest it presume too much and cause a whisker of offence. Kindness isn't like that - Kindness pushes in, claws out, quick and heavy, uninvited, unexpected, taking pleasure in disturbance, in leaving nothing unsaid and little undone in its pursuit of creating a disruption of difference. Kindness counts everyone a target, anybody a likely candidate for a three act matinee and evening performance of loud Kindness. Surprise is its currency, smiles its language, common humankindness its passport to lands yet to be explored, to vast red territories with drumbeats of gratefulness for the opportunity to march in with regiments of compassion and to leave a signature devastation of brutal Kindness. Kindness is not 'nice'. Kindness is loving awe-ful.
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Dec 24, 2019
Dec 24, 2019 at 3:37 AM UTC
Kindness is not Nice
*O dear Morpheus, for thy rest be no disturbance in thee? For thy sole ideas be neither order nor structure in flow? Fear I sense for thy sacrèd inmost sanctum closes its eye.*
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May 21, 2014
May 21, 2014 at 11:21 AM UTC
Thy Rest Hath No Peace?
My horoscope told me that I should think creatively today. It told me that I should write and so here I am, attempting to write a poem. Little does my horoscope know that my mind is unable to function. "Write something clever! You will create something great!" My horoscope instructs me but unfortunately that task is easier said than done, but I try because I want to fit in. All the cool kids are doing it. However, nothing but loud noises come out and the writing police come to get things under control. My brain has been arrested for causing a public disturbance. Writers block has taken over. It is a cell block in my mind where all of my creative ideas have been cuffed, thrown into a corner, and forced to *** with rusted metal bars offering no privacy. It's humiliating. As I sit in my little jail cell I think about what I've done and how I could never come back here again. "Next time," my brain tells me, "Don't listen to your horoscope."
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May 20, 2014
May 20, 2014 at 6:39 PM UTC
Horoscope
Aunt Lottie had a slow and careful walk every step could jar the delicate balance of the fragile grand piano she had swallowed. It was no ordinary instrument it was entirely made of crystal which added to the fears of its disturbance or destruction by the simplest slip or stumble or missed footing on a step. It was a slight inconvenience she had taken in her stride. Matters concerning the said piano were only discussed in hushed tones on Wednesday afternoons and only with her dearest nephew, Ludwig who sensitively seemed to understand the precious nature of imagination and the tickling discomforts of digested furniture and such things as fancy may create.
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Aug 1, 2014
Aug 1, 2014 at 1:24 PM UTC
Bavarian Aunt
i read an article on self-realisation today about how we are an echo of the universe and how we can use that awareness to unlock our greatness it stated that an echo is merely a vibration bouncing from point    to point across an expanse it explained that all objects throughout the universe pulsate with energy that all objects are a manifestation of energy; therefore we are nothing more than clusters of energy vibrating bouncing ricocheting through space and time over time echoes weaken and fade into nothingness returning to the universe's preferred state of equilibrium that cosmic balance between order and chaos which existed long before our disturbance and will surely return again the article was meant to be an aid for practicing inner peace but it seems i may have missed the point
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May 19, 2022
May 19, 2022 at 5:50 PM UTC
how absurd
One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. Example: You ask me for a cat. One Cuil: If you asked me for a cat and I gave you a rhino. Two Cuil: If you asked me for a cat, but it turns out I don't really exist. In the place where you perceived me to be standing is a picture of a large cat. On it's collar are the words: "I am a large rhino." Three Cuil: You are a cat. You begin to scream, only to realise that you are meowing. You scratch just under your ears and begin to purr. Four Cuil: Why are we wearing dinosaur outfits? A light breezes rolls over our bodies but you only have one arm. Suddenly, the wind begins to howl and an alternative universe is created where we are dinosaurs wearing human outfits. I have cats for arms, and as you notice this you meow again. Five Cuil: You ask for a cat; and I give you a cat. Your pull it to your chest and begin to pet it. Your nose begins to run and you wipe it on the cats tail. On the other side of the world a bank is robbed by a woman who has 7 sisters. In her wallet is a picture of you, in your human form. Your ears are pierced in this picture and they were in your human form as well, but something is different about them. The cat purrs and grabs a hold of your earring, ripping it from your ear. Milk drips out of you wound and the lady robbing the bank is arrested. Her oldest sister is climaxing while having *** with my brother. I give you a cat and it is poisonous. I am dead. Six Cuil: You ask me for a cat. Mark Whalberg tells me he will not **** and he hands me a cat. The cat is smoking a cigarette, I develop liver cancer. I die. The wind blows on you again and the cat does not have a left rear leg. It puts its cigarette out on my eye. MGMT plays softly and you meow to the moon which is a pizza. The pizza has olives on it which displeases you. Your displeasure causes the woman to rob the bank so she can buy you Hawaiian pizza.  The gravitational pull of the olives causes a flood to reach your house. You cry and your tears become lakes. The Earth is flooded. Uranus ignites suddenly, engulfing Neptune in flames. A civilization of Nicolas Cage's living there are destroyed. Obi Wan says that there has been a disturbance in the force. A cat hands you me.
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Oct 26, 2012
Oct 26, 2012 at 2:56 AM UTC
Cuil Theory.
One Cuil = One level of abstraction away from the reality of a situation. Example: You ask me for a cat. One Cuil: If you asked me for a cat and I gave you a rhino. Two Cuil: If you asked me for a cat, but it turns out I don't really exist. In the place where you perceived me to be standing is a picture of a large cat. On it's collar are the words: "I am a large rhino." Three Cuil: You are a cat. You begin to scream, only to realise that you are meowing. You scratch just under your ears and begin to purr. Four Cuil: Why are we wearing dinosaur outfits? A light breezes rolls over our bodies but you only have one arm. Suddenly, the wind begins to howl and an alternative universe is created where we are dinosaurs wearing human outfits. I have cats for arms, and as you notice this you meow again. Five Cuil: You ask for a cat; and I give you a cat. Your pull it to your chest and begin to pet it. Your nose begins to run and you wipe it on the cats tail. On the other side of the world a bank is robbed by a woman who has 7 sisters. In her wallet is a picture of you, in your human form. Your ears are pierced in this picture and they were in your human form as well, but something is different about them. The cat purrs and grabs a hold of your earring, ripping it from your ear. Milk drips out of you wound and the lady robbing the bank is arrested. Her oldest sister is climaxing while having *** with my brother. I give you a cat and it is poisonous. I am dead. Six Cuil: You ask me for a cat. Mark Whalberg tells me he will not **** and he hands me a cat. The cat is smoking a cigarette, I develop liver cancer. I die. The wind blows on you again and the cat does not have a left rear leg. It puts its cigarette out on my eye. MGMT plays softly and you meow to the moon which is a pizza. The pizza has olives on it which displeases you. Your displeasure causes the woman to rob the bank so she can buy you Hawaiian pizza.  The gravitational pull of the olives causes a flood to reach your house. You cry and your tears become lakes. The Earth is flooded. Uranus ignites suddenly, engulfing Neptune in flames. A civilization of Nicolas Cage's living there are destroyed. Obi Wan says that there has been a disturbance in the force. A cat hands you me.
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