"It should be endearing and flirty!"

I want to write you a poem.
It should be funny and witty!
It will declare our love with a token!
It should be endearing and flirty!
Not at all, dirty!
It should be about, You and me!
Could it be possible?
You & Me!

"I'd spent several years just being flirty"
Mandy Berry 

I travelled back in time
And met myself at four
A little girl with questions
So curious to find out more.
Then I met myself at ten
Life was just so simple then
Often playing out with friends
Or had someone knocking on the door.
I met myself again, when I was seventeen
Already far too grown up
Forgotten, the child who I had been.
In my twenties I was married
And adult worldly woes I carried
My husband strayed elsewhere
And decided her side of the fence
Held the grass more green.
Meeting me at thirty
I'd spent several years just being flirty
But then I met and married number two
Wasn't sure what else there was, that I could ever do
By now, I had two kids
And life was really on the skids
Then he went and did the dirty
So I threw him out
And never regretted that I did.
Now I live in the present day
Hoping a lovely man will come my way
And fall head over heels in love with me
He'll accept my daughters in the package
And then he'll want to join this happy three
I am wondering just who this man will be
I wish I could travel to my future
To take a sneaky look and see.

"attractive from where I’m standing, flirty I can"

The pastor is preaching, is trying to hit
the heart today: What really is Mass, why
is it the center of our faith, why really do we
come? Familiar questions I’ve asked (though
minus the m.) Now this is interesting. He says,
this church is Bethlehem, the home of bread.

His voice is gradually becoming a mewling
through the microphone that annoys me, the
strings in his box tightening to a choke like
ends of piano wire, almost always to tearing.
I can’t see past the doxologizing, but it sounds that
this is why we come, his eyes might just have torn.

It is the day of the nativity of some
Lord, or incarnate God, or son—an almighty
Savior. I guess I’d be histrionic too, then, if I
knew there was something called my Salvation.
If all that was needed was to repent and believe
and be faithful and give yourself.

That’s not really hard if you never happen to
not know your sin or whiff at air or be betrayed or
fail to be gotten. At least something else is, though.
There’s a girl I spot I would like to fuck. She is
attractive from where I’m standing, flirty I can
tell, leering at me and gossiping with another

cute girl. If I happen to meet her after the service,
I’d like not to have to say much to get her in bed.
That way, there isn’t the risk of exhaustion or
feeling pointless from trying to tell so much.
But that is always going to be hard. That is why
I’ll stop sometimes, just chew the bread.

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