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Nice people in social media
Right from vagaries of weather
Concerned **** of minors
Hue and cry
Enhance celebrity status
On payrolls of media barons
Plutocrats to hide their own crimes
Pseudocrats to gain political power
In real life *******
Hypocrites, double faced people
Actions behind the curtains
Opposite professed in public
Not a hyperbole
Call them diabolic
Nice people in social media
J J May 10
If she's easy  just like

     How she was easy

     Then what does that make you?
The Platypus
(a limerick for adults, teens and older children)
by Michael R. Burch

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not ******.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he’ll score
with a passing duck or ******.

Keywords/Tags: limerick, double limerick, humor, light verse, nonsense verse, platypus, ******, duck, proboscis, nose, beak, feet, webbed, flippers, eyes, eyesight, sight, vision, myopia, myopic, animal, nature, ******, erotica
Ken Pepiton Dec 2019
Help. If that is a question,

and quests are journeys from here to there and back,
again.

If and. A state of hesi oddness,
yes,
we exist in spite or spirit of
our creator, eh?
The craftsman's due.
Muzzle not the ox that treads the corn.

Pay the piper, if ye dance, ye know ye did.
No need to lie and say you know better,

you became more like yourself as you aged,
who made you be you?
Who do you think you are?

Aha, Pinocchio, Punch 'n' Judy… no, no Stepford
wife, but a reason for the wish, clown collector meet my
Curio store clown,
Kohari,

Can we handle a different true?
Kohari, looks you in the eye, a god message,

come up the ladder,
tell me no lie, or I
shall laugh out loud in your face, you don't know

squat, dung, **** brings stars to your ai
respectible eyes,

but this is the medium, the way, so to say, we came to
help
get past actual standing under knowns,
and begin walking into the rest
that remains to be known,

by those who see by faith invisible things form
into substantiated realms of sensation,
sense, common,
is felt known
--- safe here, asif
no miles to go,
this were home, and sleeping, now,
is safe.
Dared to reason on what good faith is, in a real world...
Orchid T Aspen Dec 2019

his eyes are calamitous


and he twitches as

his lashes sink in his skin
to whip at his cheek
and peel away his lids



his iris wobbles from the shockwave


and his scleras are greyed in trauma

and his brow crumbles, too


for some remission


and when his violent eyes close
he repents behind them


his descent is final
as they open just once more

and his lashes rise in suspension

Äŧül Oct 2019
A people refer to Him as the Lamb of God,
Yet they don't falter while killing lambs.

How much do they respect their God?
They celebrate by eating lambs in dinner.

Such double standards?

Another people think that swine is forbidden,
They also say all animals were created by hallA.

Yet they love to **** cattle,
And eating them as well.

Such double standards?
My HP Poem #1786
©Atul Kaushal
Mark Toney Oct 2019
anyone know why
some poems are double posted
through no fault of ours?
I've noticed some of my poems are double posted. Anyone know the reason why? Is it just a charming quirk of HelloPoetry, or is it something I'm doing? Or both? - (A questionku is a hybrid haiku in the form of a question.)
Bhill Oct 2019
What to use for gibberish
Gobbledygook is a useful word
Find it in your double-talk

Brian Hill - 2019 - # 268
Say these words and feel them roll off your tongue.
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