Susie Saviour is a Bond girl
A swish, a sway; a fist, a fray
And home in time for tea.
She scuba dives for pleasure
Downdashious to her core,
But only when the flags are out
And never far from shore.
A beauty queen, a lisome lass,
A femme fatale, a flirt;
Serves martinis with a swizzle stick
This sweet assassin in a skirt.
Firstly, apologies to all Dorsetians; secondly, Weymouth-Turf-On-Sea is a figment of my poor imagination; thirdly, you will find 'downdashious' in the D section of the Wiki glossary of Dorset dialect words. It means audacious. And BTW 'dumbledore' means bumblebee. How about that?!
'To be a Bond girl you need courage, charm, determination and feistiness.'