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The Frog was doing his thing Hopping, Croaking, Splashing, In to any water that he could see, He happened upon This Jigsaw of black and white Morning sir, he croaked The Cow looked down, "MOOOOO" Pardon I didn't quite get that, "MOOOOVE" Your on the tastiest grass Below your webbed feet, "Sorry sir," Didn't wish to stomp on your Lunch with my feet, So he hoped along, as Frogs do Then turned around, Hopped his best, speed built up Leaping with all his might, Over the Cow, Then gracefully on to his feet, "Cow turned" Whhhat are you doing little thing, As the Frog Replied, I was seeing if I could Jump over you Why? Would you do such a thing, Well mum told me A Cow jumped over the moon, Yes we do Replied Cow Famously Are we for doing this, Feat never seen. "Frog replied" Riibit, well I just jumped over you So now I an the best jumper it seems, Confused, *Thinking, Laughing, Out loud with a MMOOooo You aren't a better jumper than me, We will see little Frog said With that he did a Bounce, Hop, Jumped, Over the Cow once again it seemed, Now it is your turn As Cow looked on nervously So he hooved his feet 1, 2, 3, With that he tried "FAILED" Lost his balance, And in to another's Cow pat His face did meet. Now the cow was not only Black & White But now he was Covered, & Smelled, Like poo, embarrassed Was he The Frog did laugh Ribit, Ribit, Ribit, Loud and clear, Cow looked at frog, Now Cow do you see, Never believe what you hear, Until you see it with your own eyes, This is what my mother read to me, And with that, Frog bounced off happily.
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Sep 11, 2014
Sep 11, 2014 at 7:19 AM UTC
The Cow And The Frog
The Frog was doing his thing Hopping, Croaking, Splashing, In to any water that he could see, He happened upon This Jigsaw of black and white Morning sir, he croaked The Cow looked down, "MOOOOO" Pardon I didn't quite get that, "MOOOOVE" Your on the tastiest grass Below your webbed feet, "Sorry sir," Didn't wish to stomp on your Lunch with my feet, So he hoped along, as Frogs do Then turned around, Hopped his best, speed built up Leaping with all his might, Over the Cow, Then gracefully on to his feet, "Cow turned" Whhhat are you doing little thing, As the Frog Replied, I was seeing if I could Jump over you Why? Would you do such a thing, Well mum told me A Cow jumped over the moon, Yes we do Replied Cow Famously Are we for doing this, Feat never seen. "Frog replied" Riibit, well I just jumped over you So now I an the best jumper it seems, Confused, *Thinking, Laughing, Out loud with a MMOOooo You aren't a better jumper than me, We will see little Frog said With that he did a Bounce, Hop, Jumped, Over the Cow once again it seemed, Now it is your turn As Cow looked on nervously So he hooved his feet 1, 2, 3, With that he tried "FAILED" Lost his balance, And in to another's Cow pat His face did meet. Now the cow was not only Black & White But now he was Covered, & Smelled, Like poo, embarrassed Was he The Frog did laugh Ribit, Ribit, Ribit, Loud and clear, Cow looked at frog, Now Cow do you see, Never believe what you hear, Until you see it with your own eyes, This is what my mother read to me, And with that, Frog bounced off happily.
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He thwack no metronome to kick oneself Thwack his **** sucker With his monolithic flaccid trunk rubber Me and my Dalek doped And my excrement unsweetened Copulate in the open without my jockstrap You shat encrusted to what you deflowered So at arm’s length ****** from all that we excreted in the wind’s eye And I bounce a bedevilled backwash My incredibles are shafted I’ll **** **** to Arab We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** posterior to her And I **** **** to… I **** **** to myself I ****** you powerfully The body beautiful’s not enough to go round You enjoy spanking and I wallow in ********* And ***** is like a tobacco teabag And I’m a bijou **** coming the corsets in custody We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** posterior to her And I **** **** to… Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab, Arab I **** **** to… I **** **** to… We only jabbered hasta la vista amongst homophones I croaked a hundredweight arsonists You **** **** to her And I **** **** to Arab
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Mar 26, 2010
Mar 26, 2010 at 4:34 PM UTC
**** To Arab
All year the flax-dam festered in the heart Of the townland; green and heavy headed Flax had rotted there, weighted down by huge sods. Daily it sweltered in the punishing sun. Bubbles gargled delicately, bluebottles Wove a strong gauze of sound around the smell. There were dragon-flies, spotted butterflies, But best of all was the warm thick slobber Of frogspawn that grew like clotted water In the shade of the banks. Here, every spring I would fill jampotfuls of the jellied Specks to range on window-sills at home, On shelves at school, and wait and watch until The fattening dots burst into nimble- Swimming tadpoles. Miss Walls would tell us how The daddy frog was called a bullfrog And how he croaked and how the mammy frog Laid hundreds of little eggs and this was Frogspawn. You could tell the weather by frogs too For they were yellow in the sun and brown In rain. Then one hot day when fields were rank With cowdung in the grass the angry frogs Invaded the flax-dam; I ducked through hedges To a coarse croaking that I had not heard Before. The air was thick with a bass chorus. Right down the dam gross-bellied frogs were cocked On sods; their loose necks pulsed like sails. Some hopped: The slap and plop were obscene threats. Some sat Poised like mud grenades, their blunt heads farting. I sickened, turned, and ran. The great slime kings Were gathered there for vengeance and I knew That if I dipped my hand the spawn would clutch it.
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Death Of A Naturalist
THEY were calling certain styles of whiskers by the name of "lilacs." And another manner of beard assumed in their chatter a verbal guise Of "mutton chops," "galways," "feather dusters." Metaphors such as these sprang from their lips while other street cries Sprang from sparrows finding scattered oats among interstices of the curb. Ah-hah these metaphors-and Ah-hah these boys-among the police they were known As the ***** Dozen and their names took the front pages of newspapers And two of them croaked on the same day at a "necktie party" ... if we employ the metaphors of their lips.
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Alley Rats
Of all the places I have been This is the strangest That I've seen It is called The mixed up zoo where the animals Just will not do Exactly what they're supposed to do That's why it's called the mixed up zoo Imagine lions in a tree Not where they're supposed to be A giraffe who is afraid of heigts And bats who will not fly at night I saw a goat who did not bleat And then I saw a wool less sheep A zebra who was blue and green The strangest place I've ever been I saw a duck who did not quack I even met a talking yak A turkey who could really fly A hyena who would  only cry Geese that croaked like giant frogs And chickens who would bark like dogs Elephants with ears so small You would think they couldn't hear at all I saw a horse who would not run In all the day was really fun Monkeys who could really sing A snake who bounced just like a spring It really was a crazy place I laughed so much I hurt my face If there is one thing you must do Come and see the mixed up zoo
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Jun 8, 2015
Jun 8, 2015 at 11:46 PM UTC
The Mixed Up Zoo
slept and soaked the sabbath Saturday away. the body, achey breaky, cranked and croaked, slewed by a slew of common miscreants. one, a stitch in my side, feeling like someone's inside, wanting to be born, feet first, coming out the side of my chest, instead of my ****** so, promised poems and bills to pay, put aside for a more poetic bill paying day. awoke once near midday, an unusual wake up call, my nostrils do attend, when the honey odors of cinnamon and vanilla invade the french shores of my subconscious. I love three things French: the elegance of their language grande, their frenchified fries and frenchified toast. was fed some french toast, bathed in vanilla and cinnamon, thus drugged, went back to bed again. as I drifted off for the third time today, heard the woman dramatic say: "must have, must have," two words that I from my past, consider a curse, a grave phrase of choice of my ex-wife, her way of saying I didn't measure up. *must have paprika to roast your chicken for Sunday dinner.* relieved beyond measure, as I to dreamless sleep dispatched, vague recall a poem forming about the spices in my life.
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Feb 22, 2014
Feb 22, 2014 at 5:33 PM UTC
The Spices of Life - Cinnamon, Vanilla and Paprika
Baby Panda You called me A pussy-bitch When you woke And I smiled In response Baby Panda When eating Fruity pebbles With almond milk You croaked like A frog, croak Over 20 times And got up To spit in the sink Excessive saliva In between Each bite I asked you why You croak wha? I smiled And say Never mind Baby Panda You ran to me Sobbing as if The world was ending My socks!!! No more clean **** I forgot To dry them You pace Uncomfortable As you're forced To go barefoot *Feet **** For longer Than an hour Baby Panda I return to You're stash Of a room And picking up Your pajamas I smell an Accident Of both sorts Soiling your Clothes sorry Red faced you enter I smile and Remind you To let me know Next time And not to Throw it on the Wooden floor Baby Panda Socks on smooth Shoes tied with Quadrupled knots You head to your Room, radio blasting Some radio talk Station about comedy Until 8:21 rolls around And you run Like a bullet To the bus outside Our house I smile as you yell BUS IS HERE No matter what room I'm in Baby Panda I worry for you The second you walk Out the door Because you have such Big, terrifying emotions Yet a small filter On your words, thoughts Of your own body Despite the fact That you're turning Into a real teen Before the summers end Baby Panda I wish I could help In ways I cannot I can't read your mind Though you think I should Know how by now I can't make socks magically Not hurt, or have people Not get ****** When you randomly shout Profanities When your last conversation Was regarding food And I can't Stop the madness that Overtakes your body Every time you get ill Physically, mentally But Baby Panda I love you now And always will
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Feb 8, 2018
Feb 8, 2018 at 12:07 AM UTC
Baby Panda (Autism/PANDAS)
Baby Panda You called me A pussy-bitch When you woke And I smiled In response Baby Panda When eating Fruity pebbles With almond milk You croaked like A frog, croak Over 20 times And got up To spit in the sink Excessive saliva In between Each bite I asked you why You croak wha? I smiled And say Never mind Baby Panda You ran to me Sobbing as if The world was ending My socks!!! No more clean **** I forgot To dry them You pace Uncomfortable As you're forced To go barefoot *Feet **** For longer Than an hour Baby Panda I return to You're stash Of a room And picking up Your pajamas I smell an Accident Of both sorts Soiling your Clothes sorry Red faced you enter I smile and Remind you To let me know Next time And not to Throw it on the Wooden floor Baby Panda Socks on smooth Shoes tied with Quadrupled knots You head to your Room, radio blasting Some radio talk Station about comedy Until 8:21 rolls around And you run Like a bullet To the bus outside Our house I smile as you yell BUS IS HERE No matter what room I'm in Baby Panda I worry for you The second you walk Out the door Because you have such Big, terrifying emotions Yet a small filter On your words, thoughts Of your own body Despite the fact That you're turning Into a real teen Before the summers end Baby Panda I wish I could help In ways I cannot I can't read your mind Though you think I should Know how by now I can't make socks magically Not hurt, or have people Not get ****** When you randomly shout Profanities When your last conversation Was regarding food And I can't Stop the madness that Overtakes your body Every time you get ill Physically, mentally But Baby Panda I love you now And always will
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I wonder 'oo and wot 'e was, That 'Un I got so slick. I couldn't see 'is face because The night was 'ideous thick. I just made out among the black A blinkin' wedge o' white; Then biff! I guess I got 'im crack -- The man I killed last night. I wonder if account o' me Some ***** will go ***** And 'eaps o' lives will never be, Because 'e's stark and dead? Or if 'is missis damns the war, And by some candle light, Tow-headed kids are prayin' for The Fritz I copped last night. I wonder, 'struth, I wonder why I 'ad that 'orful dream? I saw up in the giddy sky The gates o' God agleam; I saw the gates o' 'eaven shine Wiv everlastin' light: And then . . . I knew that I'd got mine, As 'e got 'is last night. Aye, bang beyond the broodin' mists Where spawn the mother stars, I 'ammered wiv me ****** fists Upon them golden bars; I 'ammered till a devil's doubt Fair froze me wiv affright: To fink wot God would say about The bloke I corpsed last night. I 'ushed; I wilted wiv despair, When, like a rosy flame, I sees a angel standin' there 'Oo calls me by me name. 'E 'ad such soft, such shiny eyes; 'E 'eld 'is 'and and smiled; And through the gates o' Paradise 'E led me like a child. 'E led me by them golden palms Wot 'ems that jeweled street; And seraphs was a-singin' psalms, You've no ideer 'ow sweet; Wiv cheroobs crowdin' closer round Than peas is in a pod, 'E led me to a shiny mound Where beams the throne o' God. And then I 'ears God's werry voice: "Bill 'agan, 'ave no fear. Stand up and glory and rejoice For 'im 'oo led you 'ere." And in a nip I seemed to see: Aye, like a flash o' light, My angel pal I knew to be The chap I plugged last night. Now, I don't claim to understand -- They calls me Bonehead Bill; They shoves a rifle in me 'and, And show me 'ow to **** Me job's to risk me life and limb, But . . . be it wrong or right, This cross I'm makin', it's for 'im, The cove I croaked last night.
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Bonehead Bill
I wonder 'oo and wot 'e was, That 'Un I got so slick. I couldn't see 'is face because The night was 'ideous thick. I just made out among the black A blinkin' wedge o' white; Then biff! I guess I got 'im crack -- The man I killed last night. I wonder if account o' me Some ***** will go ***** And 'eaps o' lives will never be, Because 'e's stark and dead? Or if 'is missis damns the war, And by some candle light, Tow-headed kids are prayin' for The Fritz I copped last night. I wonder, 'struth, I wonder why I 'ad that 'orful dream? I saw up in the giddy sky The gates o' God agleam; I saw the gates o' 'eaven shine Wiv everlastin' light: And then . . . I knew that I'd got mine, As 'e got 'is last night. Aye, bang beyond the broodin' mists Where spawn the mother stars, I 'ammered wiv me ****** fists Upon them golden bars; I 'ammered till a devil's doubt Fair froze me wiv affright: To fink wot God would say about The bloke I corpsed last night. I 'ushed; I wilted wiv despair, When, like a rosy flame, I sees a angel standin' there 'Oo calls me by me name. 'E 'ad such soft, such shiny eyes; 'E 'eld 'is 'and and smiled; And through the gates o' Paradise 'E led me like a child. 'E led me by them golden palms Wot 'ems that jeweled street; And seraphs was a-singin' psalms, You've no ideer 'ow sweet; Wiv cheroobs crowdin' closer round Than peas is in a pod, 'E led me to a shiny mound Where beams the throne o' God. And then I 'ears God's werry voice: "Bill 'agan, 'ave no fear. Stand up and glory and rejoice For 'im 'oo led you 'ere." And in a nip I seemed to see: Aye, like a flash o' light, My angel pal I knew to be The chap I plugged last night. Now, I don't claim to understand -- They calls me Bonehead Bill; They shoves a rifle in me 'and, And show me 'ow to **** Me job's to risk me life and limb, But . . . be it wrong or right, This cross I'm makin', it's for 'im, The cove I croaked last night.
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Barking along the seething sea Tethys sparkling Sans Pellagrino Bubbled up with volcanic Albido And it exposed the cragged shores Of a incessantly compiling Or Completely snuffed Mountain Bored and drilled by time Sharper than a dying dimond Cooked and left to rest A Dinar plate To which an all you can eat Buffet Played out pleasently From antiquity To present A gift to an aging child To be which pure joy can behold. Today it is home of the Croats The ancient Frontier of a meiotic Rome And over small-grain time Made coats Of arms and animal manes To give a name To the nameless To give a place To the missed That old Tethys barks like a fish Beyond the Odoacerean boot, Scylla and Charybdis Where the whales float And great souls Stolen deep within wishing to find god Fumbling in the dark Searching for Alexandria The flame of life Become great stories to be told And nothing more. Odysseus Hug the shore Follow the land of the mysterious Croats Do not venture beyond the threshold Or you will be consumed by time And lost to her Circedean jealous pines Do not anger the constant love of Helios No, These Croats have never croaked They know not of amphibiotes And the sharpened clades of life Made and tailored bespoke Sowed In the fractals Of the quiet word of Eloah.
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Jul 27, 2018
Jul 27, 2018 at 2:41 PM UTC
101 Million Dalmatia
Anne and I were walking down in the country when we saw a lake and a frog at its edge “Ladies,” it croaked *“Will one of you give me a kiss? – I was a fantastic saxophone player and a country witch turned me into a green frog”* I knelt down and picked up the frog and threw him in my pocket and buttoned up so the creature couldn’t escape and I resumed walking “Sue,” said Anne to me *“Are you nuts? The frog said it’ll turn into a fantastic saxophone player - so why don’t you or I  kiss it?”* “Anne,” I replied, *“it’s you who's nuts We’d make more money with a talking frog anytime than with a  saxophone dummy”*
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Jan 29, 2014
Jan 29, 2014 at 5:06 AM UTC
don't kiss the frog
Arthur McKnight was a powerful man and New York was his playground.  Not that he ventured out anymore at night now that he had met Evangeline.  The long days of mind-numbing numbers he crunched managing Wall Street hedge funds had taken their toll on him over the years, but becoming intimate with Evangeline had saved him, had changed him in ways so fundamental that for him she was all that mattered.      Arthur no longer noticed these subtle differences.  He daydreamed by the dim LCD light of stock tickers, craving the touch that only his woman could bestow upon him.  He had surrendered completely to her bliss.      These days when he woke to her already gone from his Upper West Side apartment all that was left of her presence was a lipstick kiss on the mirror and a bottle of Sally Hansen Tangerine Orange nailpolish.  The quiet was deafening, but that bottle of Sally Hansen left on the bathroom counter held the promise of Evangeline's return.      It was just after 7 p.m. when Arthur made it home and he could already sense her.  She was coming.  He strode with purpose to his master suite, spying the black thigh-highs and silky red dress he had laid out for her arrival.  The waiting was unbearable, and Arthur finally broke, needing Evangeline so badly he could smell her perfume, could taste her in his throat.  It was time; no more waiting.      "You look lovely tonight, Evangeline," Arthur croaked aloud as he pulled the first of the thigh highs onto his shaven legs...
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Jan 8, 2014
Jan 8, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC
Arthur and Evangeline
Arthur McKnight was a powerful man and New York was his playground.  Not that he ventured out anymore at night now that he had met Evangeline.  The long days of mind-numbing numbers he crunched managing Wall Street hedge funds had taken their toll on him over the years, but becoming intimate with Evangeline had saved him, had changed him in ways so fundamental that for him she was all that mattered.      Arthur no longer noticed these subtle differences.  He daydreamed by the dim LCD light of stock tickers, craving the touch that only his woman could bestow upon him.  He had surrendered completely to her bliss.      These days when he woke to her already gone from his Upper West Side apartment all that was left of her presence was a lipstick kiss on the mirror and a bottle of Sally Hansen Tangerine Orange nailpolish.  The quiet was deafening, but that bottle of Sally Hansen left on the bathroom counter held the promise of Evangeline's return.      It was just after 7 p.m. when Arthur made it home and he could already sense her.  She was coming.  He strode with purpose to his master suite, spying the black thigh-highs and silky red dress he had laid out for her arrival.  The waiting was unbearable, and Arthur finally broke, needing Evangeline so badly he could smell her perfume, could taste her in his throat.  It was time; no more waiting.      "You look lovely tonight, Evangeline," Arthur croaked aloud as he pulled the first of the thigh highs onto his shaven legs...
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There’s a sage at the doorway Negating affinity as a leeway. He never spoke to me though he’s there I shunned the thought lest I did care. Grew up in envy To those – they never saw right through me; How I yearned for that man’s attention And from others’ sage I longed discretion. A battle occupied his thought, A war seldom won, constantly fought. For such warrior was taken abashed Looked at me, ‘I can’t take you back.’ Grounded within me was the silence, Left and right I sought for solace. Never sure if could amount to anything in his eyes, Until I found out he too was never sought off despite. Desperate - in a sense As I took hold of a pretense; Had not the Divine stoop down to reclaim What I had yearned for the sage, I blamed. A treble in my throat croaked, “Father” Despite holding grudge I never bothered Spoke nor utter a thought in my mind. There, I froze with teeth to the grind. Truth encountered my despot idealism, Tried hard to renounce the criticism. It’s weight – truth only subjugated my hate; “Love – unless you embrace it, cannot placate” Fell on my knees, armor exhausted itself around, Wrung over my shoulders arms of the One who found Me clinging on the border of insight and despair, Only His Will my broken, calloused heart molds into repair. I glanced back at the sage, I met yearning eyes, Sought he, his worth for me and found no despise. All along, had I known, he too was a broken and contrite; Would not I, received much bestow what is right?
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Mar 23, 2014
Mar 23, 2014 at 7:45 PM UTC
Ode to Fatherhood
There’s a sage at the doorway Negating affinity as a leeway. He never spoke to me though he’s there I shunned the thought lest I did care. Grew up in envy To those – they never saw right through me; How I yearned for that man’s attention And from others’ sage I longed discretion. A battle occupied his thought, A war seldom won, constantly fought. For such warrior was taken abashed Looked at me, ‘I can’t take you back.’ Grounded within me was the silence, Left and right I sought for solace. Never sure if could amount to anything in his eyes, Until I found out he too was never sought off despite. Desperate - in a sense As I took hold of a pretense; Had not the Divine stoop down to reclaim What I had yearned for the sage, I blamed. A treble in my throat croaked, “Father” Despite holding grudge I never bothered Spoke nor utter a thought in my mind. There, I froze with teeth to the grind. Truth encountered my despot idealism, Tried hard to renounce the criticism. It’s weight – truth only subjugated my hate; “Love – unless you embrace it, cannot placate” Fell on my knees, armor exhausted itself around, Wrung over my shoulders arms of the One who found Me clinging on the border of insight and despair, Only His Will my broken, calloused heart molds into repair. I glanced back at the sage, I met yearning eyes, Sought he, his worth for me and found no despise. All along, had I known, he too was a broken and contrite; Would not I, received much bestow what is right?
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Driving off onto the 101 rush hour concrete jungle, there are no exits, only obligations to stay stuck in my mobile cubicle moving at the speed of slow. Hidden flowers on the hillside bloom away mocking my insanity, they cheer me on to see beyond these gray prison bevels. Gray blocks hollow until they're filled with my humanity, making me take the choices reaped with devils. I feel like I've lived a day in one hour, it's so early it could be midnight. Twisting and turning in my brain, the sun suddenly ridicules, feeding me a fresh case of insane. I'm at a point of sorrow, sorrow of an exceptional quality, Grade A-farm raised, take two tomorrow. The raven croaked nevermore, Juliet is the sun, dangren-burang1. We have to go. I'm almost happy here2. Complacency rots insides, then refills with fear. So - Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make3. Clamoring for sight. There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to **** There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof4. Filled with truths, synapse salvoes, loves, and drugs. We love what we eat and eat who we are. GERManic germs looking for psychological thrills. You work the guns, I'll rattle the hills. Smoking cannabis to an over-extent, hope lost, old kung-fu and 80's movies won, I eat smoke for breakfast. This sun is still mocking me, “Start your day, be productive, make a baby, then expiry.” Stepping into society, I'm a satanic leaf-tailed gecko wanting freedom, abdicate, and let go your kingdom. Halfheartedly half washed dishes in my sink; this entropy roller-coaster of highs and lows drives me to drink and think, then drink and smoke, making life one strange syrupy green swirl of mammarys and calamities filled with brevity’s of rarities. 5,000 images, 2 comedies, and a numb right arm later I've turned into dark matter, invisibly pulling all that matters together into a forever stretched infinitely, literally making synergies out of life-energies.
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May 21, 2013
May 21, 2013 at 5:01 PM UTC
Devils Er
Driving off onto the 101 rush hour concrete jungle, there are no exits, only obligations to stay stuck in my mobile cubicle moving at the speed of slow. Hidden flowers on the hillside bloom away mocking my insanity, they cheer me on to see beyond these gray prison bevels. Gray blocks hollow until they're filled with my humanity, making me take the choices reaped with devils. I feel like I've lived a day in one hour, it's so early it could be midnight. Twisting and turning in my brain, the sun suddenly ridicules, feeding me a fresh case of insane. I'm at a point of sorrow, sorrow of an exceptional quality, Grade A-farm raised, take two tomorrow. The raven croaked nevermore, Juliet is the sun, dangren-burang1. We have to go. I'm almost happy here2. Complacency rots insides, then refills with fear. So - Listen to them - children of the night. What music they make3. Clamoring for sight. There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to **** There's only an idea. Ideas are bulletproof4. Filled with truths, synapse salvoes, loves, and drugs. We love what we eat and eat who we are. GERManic germs looking for psychological thrills. You work the guns, I'll rattle the hills. Smoking cannabis to an over-extent, hope lost, old kung-fu and 80's movies won, I eat smoke for breakfast. This sun is still mocking me, “Start your day, be productive, make a baby, then expiry.” Stepping into society, I'm a satanic leaf-tailed gecko wanting freedom, abdicate, and let go your kingdom. Halfheartedly half washed dishes in my sink; this entropy roller-coaster of highs and lows drives me to drink and think, then drink and smoke, making life one strange syrupy green swirl of mammarys and calamities filled with brevity’s of rarities. 5,000 images, 2 comedies, and a numb right arm later I've turned into dark matter, invisibly pulling all that matters together into a forever stretched infinitely, literally making synergies out of life-energies.
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The death-filled battlefield lay foul and grey, Its noisome stillness broken grimly by the groans Of wounded, broken, bleeding, dying men. But, cheer up folks, there's some good news: Gently, slowly, through that desolate scene Came an Angel all dresséd in nurses' kit; She wandered, lovely as a cloud, starched in white, Giving eager head unto the maimed and crippled. "Me, me" a legless soldier wanly called, More in hope than in serious expectation Of a caring gobble before he croaked. And then he passed on to the great ******** in the sky, Another useless sacrifice to nothing what-so-fucking-ever.
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Jan 4, 2015
Jan 4, 2015 at 10:29 AM UTC
Epitaph II
. "That there Is'belle's house stinks wunderful turr'ble,"croaked Emma Beiler at their quilting bee. "Jah...vell," sighed Rosanna Yoder. "All them there katzes , ain't so?" Accordingly the two ladies set out to pay Travis and Isabella Salter a visit, only to be politely told that they had were in the process of taking some cats to a local shelter. Two weeks passed and to the Amish folks' disgust the odour had merely intensified. "Them there Englisch are chust liars!" Potato Sam spat the words out along with a *** of chewing tobacco. " Ach, vell," sighed  his wife Rosanna, unaware of her heavily sweating underarms. The Ordnung  strictly forbade deodorant as well as perfume. "Reckon I best  mosey over and see fur myself." Travis opened the door with a tired sigh. 'Chust thought I'de ask vhat fur stinks yer house up so vonderful tur'ble...Izzy tells us youse gettin' rid of them but-" A puzzled look crossed Travis weary face as he glanced toward the kitchen. Irritation gripped him, not lessened as Rosanna glowered at Tabby washing her face on the couch. Then a waft of a familiar scent, overpowering, drifted toward him from the kitchen. Brussel sprouts enhanced by -. With all the stress, Isabelle was increasing her calming herbs, mixing the powders.... Valerian? "Good evening, Mrs. Yoder." He motioned her toward the door, locking it firmly behind her. For a long time after she was gone he stood staring out the window.
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Jun 12, 2013
Jun 12, 2013 at 1:39 AM UTC
Untitled
I remember stories, told through grey smoke recited slowly, under shadowed eyes as the old, dry toad croaked, in a rickety melody by my side. Forgotten romancers would carve hearts into the husk of pine. One was told, time after time: Two lovers, a yellow scarf, we are both the same, headless and blind. Lose all sense when we meet up I pray you'll rescue me chase away my sorrow and bad luck. Rain always seems to pour most once I'm building my shelter my poor face as pale as a ghost and my urgency, burns like a summer swelter. I need you like the river needs its bending to love you is natural, a broken bone must go on mending. So take your weathered hands lead me to the forest I cannot see, but I feel its stirring. The finch and the blackbird, chattering chorus brain-dead trusting, so alluring.
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Nov 22, 2023
Nov 22, 2023 at 2:03 AM UTC
Campfire Stories
To whom did the desire started, a life to spend of the offset. Stand guard, await down the fertile aisle, heart open in keeping a face straight while. Seek the heart to contemplate a mere indecision, a bored attempt to reek in a false revision. Too late now as the maiden transcends the scene jarring the thoughts aside or else it reeks as sin. Stared longer on her pace down the cloth until streams flow, a split-second realized his heart leapt and his feelings towed Tucked in the throat, he croaked and let the furtive heart free, 'this woman,' he saw - beaming, 'am hers and she, for me.'
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 3:32 AM UTC
The Groom
i know the raven quoth "nevermore" and croaked himself horse for Lady Macbeth while the crow is an omen of doom or a messenger carrying secrets for the gods but if i saw one of these blackened birds in solitude i doubt i could tell which it was
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Jun 8, 2022
Jun 8, 2022 at 11:13 AM UTC
carrion
When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game. Zombies ate my neighbors and I'm one of the Zombies who is to blame. Because my family and I are undead, it put us in very bad moods. My family and I croaked because our neighbors poisoned our food. A big corporation was going to pay top dollar for every house on the block. But when my family and I refused to sell, the neighbors were angry and shocked. I wouldn't sell the house that I've lived in since I was five. And that is why my wife and kids and I did not survive. Our neighbors had a barbecue and my family and I ate the food that they grilled. But we wouldn't have touched the food if we had known that we would be killed. My family and I have risen from the grave, we have green skin and are zombies. When our neighbors saw us, they ****** their pants and cried for their mommies. Our neighbors killed us because money was something they thought they'd gain. When we had our homicidal neighbors for supper, we started with their brains. Our greedy neighbors killed us and we returned the favor. Stay away from my family and I because human flesh is what we savor.
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Oct 19, 2019
Oct 19, 2019 at 12:49 PM UTC
Zombies Ate My Neighbors
A crow rested on a fence and I wondered what this story-book fiend with his dark, beady eyes, clever sense and his feathers well-preened wanted from someone as hollow as me. I couldn't do anything but wait and see. What did one say when faced with a crow who had no appointments to rush to no place he must go? As if speaking was something I could do. So with a wooden arm I gave him a little wave. Pleased, he came closer, that fabled young knave. I could not move much and I could not speak as the crow stopped right at my rooted feet and prodded my foot with his beak. I'm a listless liar he deemed worthy to meet. So I did not speak and I did not move an inaction of which the crow did not approve. He flew back to his fence that creaked and shifted when the wind pressured its joints. The forceful draft stung my eyes so they leaked tears, I found I always disappoint. The crow flexed his black wings eyes closed as, for him, the gale sings. I croaked out a question from deep in my throat the wind became a whisper as the crow paid attention "Are you here to jeer and gloat over my bad decisions and poor intentions?" He shook that dark head and said "You're a terrible liar. I'm here to help instead." "But are you not a portender of death here to show me I have the illest of luck?" Why can I not catch my breath? Wondrous wings glide on waning wind then tuck neatly against his back for he chose my shoulders to better speak words that doused what smolders. The crow rested on my shoulders and cawed a sound soft and broken and I thought it terribly odd that the crow would caw when it was well-spoken. So when the pressure of panic permeated my chest the crow spoke again so my horrible heart could rest "If I were just a crow residing on a fence..." He gestured with his wing to where he was before. "Then I'd have left you to your own offense and not show you what you often ignore." His black wings pushed my head 'til I saw the gate. Hope swung at my roots freeing my feet from their hate. "I believe you have many apologies to make." I nodded my head and the gate opened. The crow continued, "The right choices often take an ax to your tree, to your roots. With hope and desire to change, you can grow something new." I stepped into the world beyond the fence and away the crow flew.
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Dec 24, 2019
Dec 24, 2019 at 11:28 AM UTC
A Crow Rested On A Fence
A crow rested on a fence and I wondered what this story-book fiend with his dark, beady eyes, clever sense and his feathers well-preened wanted from someone as hollow as me. I couldn't do anything but wait and see. What did one say when faced with a crow who had no appointments to rush to no place he must go? As if speaking was something I could do. So with a wooden arm I gave him a little wave. Pleased, he came closer, that fabled young knave. I could not move much and I could not speak as the crow stopped right at my rooted feet and prodded my foot with his beak. I'm a listless liar he deemed worthy to meet. So I did not speak and I did not move an inaction of which the crow did not approve. He flew back to his fence that creaked and shifted when the wind pressured its joints. The forceful draft stung my eyes so they leaked tears, I found I always disappoint. The crow flexed his black wings eyes closed as, for him, the gale sings. I croaked out a question from deep in my throat the wind became a whisper as the crow paid attention "Are you here to jeer and gloat over my bad decisions and poor intentions?" He shook that dark head and said "You're a terrible liar. I'm here to help instead." "But are you not a portender of death here to show me I have the illest of luck?" Why can I not catch my breath? Wondrous wings glide on waning wind then tuck neatly against his back for he chose my shoulders to better speak words that doused what smolders. The crow rested on my shoulders and cawed a sound soft and broken and I thought it terribly odd that the crow would caw when it was well-spoken. So when the pressure of panic permeated my chest the crow spoke again so my horrible heart could rest "If I were just a crow residing on a fence..." He gestured with his wing to where he was before. "Then I'd have left you to your own offense and not show you what you often ignore." His black wings pushed my head 'til I saw the gate. Hope swung at my roots freeing my feet from their hate. "I believe you have many apologies to make." I nodded my head and the gate opened. The crow continued, "The right choices often take an ax to your tree, to your roots. With hope and desire to change, you can grow something new." I stepped into the world beyond the fence and away the crow flew.
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“Humankind: be kind – be One! I am appalled at what’s been done. Benign intentions must restrain us. Hate should never entertain us.” The toad comedian Ban Ki-Moon croaked a pitiful One-World tune while gunmen paused, reloaded, armed checked that they had no comrades harmed – and then prepared for further battle against the clueless kuffar cattle. Ban stood upright to intervene; surveyed the terrorific scene… muezzins chanted, mullahs chuckled swords were sharpened, bomb-vests buckled. Dhimmi dim-wits went on shopping. (Are heads in sand less prone to chopping ?) Hesitating, he cleared his throat, raised his pitch by a quarter note: “These acts are most undemocratic We are saddened; yet emphatic – “ (no one heard his discourse further drowned by the sound of massive ****** So let’s consider what is meant by rolling heads and bodies splattered… time for Truth to represent (as if such inconvenience mattered…) Such events disturb our sleep and force us to compose, on waking, lullabies for drowsy sheep as predators are overtaking. Flags of doom and holy slaughter, sons of Ishmael filled with rage are coming for your wife and daughter and yourself. You turn the page. Rising now to storm your tower (7th century back to bite you), Allah brings satanic power to convert you or to smite you. ****** dhimmis would have us think such rage is due to unemployment; pure confusion on the brink of funding further troop deployment. Meanwhile, mullahs sip their tea while tenured academics prattle watching MSNBC as soldiers die in battle.
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Sep 9, 2015
Sep 9, 2015 at 8:31 PM UTC
Benighted Nations
“Humankind: be kind – be One! I am appalled at what’s been done. Benign intentions must restrain us. Hate should never entertain us.” The toad comedian Ban Ki-Moon croaked a pitiful One-World tune while gunmen paused, reloaded, armed checked that they had no comrades harmed – and then prepared for further battle against the clueless kuffar cattle. Ban stood upright to intervene; surveyed the terrorific scene… muezzins chanted, mullahs chuckled swords were sharpened, bomb-vests buckled. Dhimmi dim-wits went on shopping. (Are heads in sand less prone to chopping ?) Hesitating, he cleared his throat, raised his pitch by a quarter note: “These acts are most undemocratic We are saddened; yet emphatic – “ (no one heard his discourse further drowned by the sound of massive ****** So let’s consider what is meant by rolling heads and bodies splattered… time for Truth to represent (as if such inconvenience mattered…) Such events disturb our sleep and force us to compose, on waking, lullabies for drowsy sheep as predators are overtaking. Flags of doom and holy slaughter, sons of Ishmael filled with rage are coming for your wife and daughter and yourself. You turn the page. Rising now to storm your tower (7th century back to bite you), Allah brings satanic power to convert you or to smite you. ****** dhimmis would have us think such rage is due to unemployment; pure confusion on the brink of funding further troop deployment. Meanwhile, mullahs sip their tea while tenured academics prattle watching MSNBC as soldiers die in battle.
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On her feet running, sweat trickled down from her forehead, to her neck, down her ***** The sweat line made a stop at her belly button and continued after it filled her tiny button. Down it continued, running fast till it got to her under-wear that absorbed it all. She was all alone in the heart of the thick forest, wanting to get un-lost and needing some human company. She stopped to get some air. The forest had its usual features, tall trees, short trees, crawling plants and green things alike. The night clouds wasnt putting on its pendant, the moon. The trees waved, the wind whistled quietly, the frogs croaked and the owls hooted. It happened in that order for a while. Her legs, unstable her eyes, hot and wide open Her breath, in quick bursts and her chest rising and falling in fear. The night, pregnant with horror, death and evil Soon all that made sounds ceased Her heart paused for three seconds. Then, she heard a roar a deep, rich and mature roar. She wanted to run but her legs would not obey She wanted to scream for help but her throat was stuffed and numb. The creature sensed her body heat and followed the trail, running. Its foot steps caused the ground to shake. It found her Eyeball to eyeball, she and the creature. Death was a few seconds away. Hot ***** escaped her buttocks Tears flowed as she stood face to face with this monster As she tried to summon courage to fight for her life, the creature swallowed her quick Her death was painless.
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Dec 9, 2013
Dec 9, 2013 at 5:51 AM UTC
Terror
Naked, destitute, confused; My soul bares itself- Empty to life's troubling ruse. Mongrels snarl and scream As I am chased away from- Tattered dreams. Misfortunes cast out Like fishing line to a sea; Empty woes hollow and prim Opine shallow heresies. Poverty and paradise bellow- Deep through the glistening Shaft of temporal demise. Time is a tempest of sorcery Fueled and filed by wild mages Scrawling these white pages Like a shaman on tenement walls: "Forgive my kiss and forget my lips, Death's call has me after all."
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Dec 6, 2018
Dec 6, 2018 at 4:11 PM UTC
She Croaked
My memories are alphebetized and filed in steel cabinets But at least I've never paid taxes. These tracks rack my heavy head, And with consistancy of lose lead I find I make my bed Eastward and upward and moving forward feels back asswards And not only have my once-loved-ones forgot their own adivce... They let street rats dine, dash and flash feces like crack rocks. School of the soft-knox they bare qualities close to the itch of a chicken pock. Rockin' failure in the lines on their faces, I've placed this between I and U, These steel tracks rack, my, how the time does fly when You've never paid taxes. And I'm dusting off files close forgotten, Tucking rotten ones behind other cold cases Using laughter to mock roofed and mute traces of Never more and here we go again. But if only! If only the woodpecker croaked! Jokes pried from pedestals marked "short lived" - Six suicides long and my hometowns *** is wound so tight It actually drops diamonds. of course in spite of this The majority spit is **** Misery takes to masses, foul stench latched, snatched, Roofed and mute and at least I've never paid taxes. (Written 3/12)
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Jun 10, 2012
Jun 10, 2012 at 10:17 PM UTC
Spit -- No, Drool.