Picture the scene,
One fancy restaurant,
And a side of ****** waiter.
The observer (me),
Documenting what must have been,
The most awkward first date in history.
Clearly a blind date.
He orders the steak ...rare(notions),
She the chicken wings,
On a first date...
She either knew she wouldn't spill any or didn't care.
Nose in air,
****** waiter delivers their meal
He tucks into his meal( the man not the waiter)
She starts with the wings...the very saucy wings.
Panic fills her eyes,
How do you eat wings elegantly?
She was off to a good start,
No bbq sauce around her mouth,
Or excess on the fingers (impressive),
The wing was slippery,
So slippery that it went tumbling out of her hands....flew through the air,
And landed on the table next to her...
The woman mortified,
The date less than impressed,
The waiter condescending,
The observer (me) highly entertained.
Who would have thought I would get dinner and a show.
People watching at its finest.
Call me the next, less than impressive,