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Women can endure childbirth, yet some Men call them 'the weaker Sex.' How arrogant! Even still, Women who opt to be sexist in return be no better: Yin and Yang are interdependent.
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Feb 28, 2014
Feb 28, 2014 at 3:13 AM UTC
Sexism should be bred out
You sugar-coat our future With a cotton-candy kiss; A sweet slip of tongue, A chocolate press of lips Your eyes yield a bittersweet gleam, Your hair, tangled with icing grease, But things are never what they seem, Everything must go, all things must cease My dear, your love is sweeter than all things sweet, Your touch softer than all things soft, I feel high on sugar when our lips meet, But to a sugar low we are opt.
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Dec 5, 2014
Dec 5, 2014 at 5:24 PM UTC
Bittersweet
Derartu, Haile, Tirunesh Kenenisa, Meseret, and all With a similar footfall! Displaying a superb Long-distance athletic feat When many superstars Awe inspiringly you beat And as a result of it When your sought-for Fought-for And nation- prayed-for Dream proves a hit And also with kudos A stadium full of people opt You to greet And when spectators Accord you a high five It is for your country's  flag You  immediately dive! Also on the podium while Ethiopia's row-wise Green,Yellow and Red Emblazoned flag, Shoulder high, Soars above You express Your  umbilical cord-tight National love With tears that Trickle down each of Your cheek,quick. Is it because Reminiscent of Each living hero With a life sacrifice That brought colonial Aggression to zero? Is it because The bounty of the land You grew up Seeing first hand? Is it because The cherished corner You cut in the heart of The poor but prideful Ethiopian neighbour? Is it because The unity in diversity That showcases Ethiopia's identity Or citizens hospitality? Is it because At heart strings a tug Or ,among others Gratefulness to Your iron-strong lung When you hear Ethiopian anthem sung? Is it because a secret another Deep down you harbour? Is it because the Fertility Hope and Sovereignty ideals The flag advance, Also Ethiopia's being A beacon of independence What is more The nation's renaissance Which in a curtain of mist Before your eyes dance?
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Oct 12, 2015
Oct 12, 2015 at 5:02 AM UTC
An overriding national feeling
*Beautiful are the stars in the dim sky When fireflies, in the silence of the night, shine And the leaves dance with the tempest wind As the clouds clad itself with darkness. Beautiful are the things in life Even if given with a horde of trials Consider the roses robed with thorns Or the cactus in the desert grown alone On how they have dealt with life thus spines born And on how their spines have made them strong. Let the troubles opt to mist on its own.* - qyf
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Sep 25, 2015
Sep 25, 2015 at 7:06 PM UTC
Opt To Mist
of course i ********** every night, otherwise i'd be wondering about the next Laika in space with some next soviet conspiracy Sputnik hovering while i chance abbreviate a change on hairstyling thinking: jeez, this is a little bit too afro frizzy for a brainstorm, maybe i better opt for Jamaican dreads? economics of shampoo usage, suddenly a large bank account. i do get the idea behind treating nouns like albinos... bleach the ******* hang them to dry in Polaroids... while commercial flights fly at a certain height, and the rich buggers fly high enough to jet-stream in the cirrus uncinus bracket... and they lie to children, they're talking about strange satellites... i can't see satellites, not without Galileo's excommunication apparatus, satellites, as far as i am concerned orbit the earth in a non-visible spectrum of the vacuum... hence their orbiting outside of the visible spectrum atmosphere of the earth, i would not be able to see a satellite for the love of Michaelangelo.
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May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 8:25 PM UTC
Jamaican dreads
Bless me Uncle! God's given Naked Head For finding a Mentor these Comms restore And import a Friend brought Laughter instead With a Learning Interest revived once more For all our doubts, grateful Confidence brew This shrill Vernacular you opt to Reach Whilst you divulge Traded Secrets a-new Shrieked the Blue Eagle; Sately-Done you Teach That Part we will Miss! Surely Independ When we of Soft Skills this Task inherit What Pictures remain of Trust comprehend We give back in Kind to Service, debit. Difficult it is to Forget you by As you climb the Stairs, we sing: "MABUHAY!"
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Mar 13, 2013
Mar 13, 2013 at 2:54 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE: JONATHAN "JONO" BRADY
The seraph sky on ebony night, A white marble of placid light. Casting to the living glass, Haunting, the feeling's elapse. A time of gardenia drapes, Hanging the mourning wall. Scent of ambrosia fogging, The pavement covered in moss. Portraits of Celts amidst, Drifting upon moonlight mist. Eyes delving, ears opt to hear, Voices whisper of ancient fear. An oracle muses the unguided, As trees speaks the truth. Humanity strives to be the art, Yet only remembers by a few.
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Mar 31, 2018
Mar 31, 2018 at 2:45 AM UTC
◦ Moonbright
On my way to work, Whenever I pass through The Holy Trinity church, After a brief prayer, The tombstone of a martyr My eyes never fail to search As his eulogies sensitive cords Are sure to touch! I admire The tombstone’s design A flickering torch, Whose tongue Is the  martyr ’s statue, That talks loud his virtue! “Holy Trinity Till I crossed the river of death Allegedly, striped of my health, Poisoned by evil doers, Who hanker By unfair means To amass wealth, I had been A public servant Adherent to my faith! ” “Holy Trinity To abide by Your commandment- Don’t steal- Was my desire Also to pull out   millions From poverty’s quagmire. Across the board development Working better than one's best Efficient resource utilization Also drew my attention! " “Holy Trinity A generation To corruption averse Is all-out The bad scenario In my country To reverse.   A generation  for A developmental ****** That has lust. I have come to understand The coming up of Many a lass and lad, Whose rights that  demand I need no more reward, When in front of you This way I stand Justice to demand! ” Children of Oromia, Ethiopia’s elephantine branch, You have to detach Your state, your country From the impudent And the corrupt That still exercise The outmoded Colonizers’ Divide and rule As a fool . A corruption fighter Development’s workforce Is also a hero Like Ethiopia’s Valorous and dear sons Balcha Abanefso Geresu Duke,Abdisa Aga And Jagama Kelo. Children of Oromia Giving to divisive guys A deaf ear, You should hold your Country Ethiopia, A cradle of mankind And civilization, dear Do not forget Adding up Is the current road map Evil doers Killing a hero Could not bring The change drive To zero. As a poet what I can say “Evil doers Stop to opt for Devilish way! But if you Keeping going astray You will go To the grave in Ignominious way!”//
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Jul 26, 2018
Jul 26, 2018 at 7:09 AM UTC
A martyr’s eulogy
On my way to work, Whenever I pass through The Holy Trinity church, After a brief prayer, The tombstone of a martyr My eyes never fail to search As his eulogies sensitive cords Are sure to touch! I admire The tombstone’s design A flickering torch, Whose tongue Is the  martyr ’s statue, That talks loud his virtue! “Holy Trinity Till I crossed the river of death Allegedly, striped of my health, Poisoned by evil doers, Who hanker By unfair means To amass wealth, I had been A public servant Adherent to my faith! ” “Holy Trinity To abide by Your commandment- Don’t steal- Was my desire Also to pull out   millions From poverty’s quagmire. Across the board development Working better than one's best Efficient resource utilization Also drew my attention! " “Holy Trinity A generation To corruption averse Is all-out The bad scenario In my country To reverse.   A generation  for A developmental ****** That has lust. I have come to understand The coming up of Many a lass and lad, Whose rights that  demand I need no more reward, When in front of you This way I stand Justice to demand! ” Children of Oromia, Ethiopia’s elephantine branch, You have to detach Your state, your country From the impudent And the corrupt That still exercise The outmoded Colonizers’ Divide and rule As a fool . A corruption fighter Development’s workforce Is also a hero Like Ethiopia’s Valorous and dear sons Balcha Abanefso Geresu Duke,Abdisa Aga And Jagama Kelo. Children of Oromia Giving to divisive guys A deaf ear, You should hold your Country Ethiopia, A cradle of mankind And civilization, dear Do not forget Adding up Is the current road map Evil doers Killing a hero Could not bring The change drive To zero. As a poet what I can say “Evil doers Stop to opt for Devilish way! But if you Keeping going astray You will go To the grave in Ignominious way!”//
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The question has to be asked, “How hard can it be, for a man to get a decent cup of tea”? How can people get something so simple so wrong? A question that has vexed me for ever so long. Let me be clear, lest there be any confusion I’m not into tea leaves or these fancy new infusions Nor herbal or green, earl grey or the rest A good plain cup of tea is simply the best! I wonder why it is that people bother to ask When they will not put any real effort into the task Yes they are careful to ask how you take your tea But what you get is something different, entirely If there is one thing that really gets to me It is being made a half cup of tea I always opt for a mug because there’s never enough in a cup But for some reason they seem incapable of filling it up! After just two mouthfuls, Surprise! It is all gone! I hate always having to ask for another one All the effort they made has gone to waste The whole experience leaving a very bad taste. Making tea is a formula, very hard to get wrong why so often served weak when I always ask for strong? A small drop of milk please, how hard can it be? But I often get tea in my milk, not milk in my tea I do like my sugar and to tell the truth I do possess an awfully sweet tooth “three and a bit” I say when they ask But is stirring it such an impossible task? How easy can it be? Just move the ****** spoon You were just standing there, what else were you doing? And to see all that sugar sitting there at the end Would drive the most sane person round the bend Another thing I get really mad about Is when people do not take the teabag out And though the cup appears to be full to the top You take the bag out and watch the level drop You might think it’s funny but it’s certainly not What to do with a teabag that is dripping hot? A cup of tea is supposed to help you relax Not be the cause of minor heart attacks And the biggest evil, by far the worst Is those who serve tea, knowing the teabag has burst At the end you get a mouthful of leaves and grit I do love my tea but wonder if it is worth it. It got to the stage where I considered drinking coffee But I was bamboozled by the variety available to me Mocha or latte, perhaps a frappuccino, Or maybe an espresso or a cappuccino No, the idea of drinking coffee just left me cold all I really wanted was a cup of tea truth be told, Though I have been accused of taking this issue too seriously There is nothing in the world quite like…. a decent cup of Tea!
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Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC
Tea Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6....
The question has to be asked, “How hard can it be, for a man to get a decent cup of tea”? How can people get something so simple so wrong? A question that has vexed me for ever so long. Let me be clear, lest there be any confusion I’m not into tea leaves or these fancy new infusions Nor herbal or green, earl grey or the rest A good plain cup of tea is simply the best! I wonder why it is that people bother to ask When they will not put any real effort into the task Yes they are careful to ask how you take your tea But what you get is something different, entirely If there is one thing that really gets to me It is being made a half cup of tea I always opt for a mug because there’s never enough in a cup But for some reason they seem incapable of filling it up! After just two mouthfuls, Surprise! It is all gone! I hate always having to ask for another one All the effort they made has gone to waste The whole experience leaving a very bad taste. Making tea is a formula, very hard to get wrong why so often served weak when I always ask for strong? A small drop of milk please, how hard can it be? But I often get tea in my milk, not milk in my tea I do like my sugar and to tell the truth I do possess an awfully sweet tooth “three and a bit” I say when they ask But is stirring it such an impossible task? How easy can it be? Just move the ****** spoon You were just standing there, what else were you doing? And to see all that sugar sitting there at the end Would drive the most sane person round the bend Another thing I get really mad about Is when people do not take the teabag out And though the cup appears to be full to the top You take the bag out and watch the level drop You might think it’s funny but it’s certainly not What to do with a teabag that is dripping hot? A cup of tea is supposed to help you relax Not be the cause of minor heart attacks And the biggest evil, by far the worst Is those who serve tea, knowing the teabag has burst At the end you get a mouthful of leaves and grit I do love my tea but wonder if it is worth it. It got to the stage where I considered drinking coffee But I was bamboozled by the variety available to me Mocha or latte, perhaps a frappuccino, Or maybe an espresso or a cappuccino No, the idea of drinking coffee just left me cold all I really wanted was a cup of tea truth be told, Though I have been accused of taking this issue too seriously There is nothing in the world quite like…. a decent cup of Tea!
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To some it’s all conjectural, Philosophically conceptual. You think you’re intellectual But your reasoning is ineffectual. Reviled both by heterosexuals Insulted as well by homosexuals And some ugly issues contractual We are the besmirched bisexuals. While it is the opposite of equality It is the essence of our reality, A warped straight-centric morality Based on a Christianist plurality. The straights tell us we must decide Then put the other gender aside. The complaints range far and wide Even gay people opt to deride. We don’t feel welcomed anywhere inside. Why doesn’t tolerance coincide When nobody seems to take our side? It’s freedom, get on the bus and ride. While it is the opposite of equality It is the essence of our reality, A warped straight-centric morality Based on a Christianist plurality. We know, after years of research Gender choice is not learned in church. It can be shaped with rods of birch But those are better for birds to perch. Denying us freedom is an ugly lurch Past including truth in a morality search. Back to when we were ruled by a church And any variance was besmirched. While it is the opposite of equality It is the essence of our reality, A warped straight-centric morality Based on a Christianist plurality.
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Mar 9, 2016
Mar 9, 2016 at 3:01 PM UTC
NATURAL CONCLUSIONS
Toned, muscular, powerful beasts. This is the way the world chooses to see. Outraged, aggression, and dangerous too. Scared one day, they might bite you. Not even a second, by the looks, instant fear. This so called 'reputation' makes us tear. Continue to breed, Continue to Buy. Opt. to put them on a chain so tight. Opt. to make them fight. Judging them, at just first sight. Not bad dogs, just bad owners. When will the world see the light? Toned, masculine, powerful features. Beautiful and intelligent creatures. Ever so loving, ever so loyal. So goofy, and eager to please. Eager to love, Eager for affection. This is the way the world should see. A family dog, a protector. A comedian in ways. A runway model with natural beauty. A visitor, for those in pain and lonely. A caregiver for rehabilitation. A simple, lasting smile, A kind that sparks and stays for awhile. A partner against crime. A team mate whose there all the time. A worker, a player to love you at best. A companion beyond special. A dog, beyond the rest. A love, in life, with whatever is next. A best friend, to say the least. A Staffies not A beast. Staffies are the best.
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Feb 27, 2012
Feb 27, 2012 at 8:03 AM UTC
The Truth About The Staffy
together we are a velvet dress comfortable, warm, high-quality material knee-length, not too fancy rich, earthy-green in colour one strap, a bit quirky? accentuates the thin waist smoothly caresses the full hip effortlessly **** soft and flirtatious not a casual piece, although it is adaptable the dress hangs heavily on your shoulders and is strapped to your soul never collecting dust sometimes worn around the house on a free evening, just for you wear me here, wear me there wear me everywhere, the velvet dress cries but of course this cannot be done opt for the denim today, the workwear tomorrow life says it must be so let's save ourselves for the serendipitous occasion knowing that this is the greatest part of our beauty and charm
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Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 4:10 PM UTC
Velvet dress
This is for the father that does not consider to be a whole in his creations life. This is for the mother who chooses to 'opt out' of being a giver of love to the fruit of her womb. This is for the one who has chosen to be an absent parent.. This is for you... WAKE. the. **** UP!! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? It seems to me you may not fully understand the ramifications that your chosen absence will play in the life of your child. So I will spell it out it for you.. Your child, your gift, your delight, the one who was created from your very own dna, the one that you willingly gave life to and brought into this world... will remember everything you have not done. And they will carry this as a load upon their back for quite possibly most of their life. Each will carry it differently, but carry the load they will. Some will carry it with forgiveness, some will carry with resolve, some will carry with the added weight of a heavy heart. Some will carry defiantly and will never truly forgive. And no matter how they position the weight you give, by choosing to be absent, they will still carry that load... because of you. And you will continue to add weight to that load every day you choose to be absent from their life. Each missed opportunity will be a pound of disappointment that your child will carry... for you. Each broken promise will be a pebble. Each late appointment will be a handful of sand. Each missed birthday will be a tablespoon of gravel to fill their pockets. And every achievement they experience, that you have missed, will weigh upon their mind and their heart. And because of this, throughout their life, they will continually try to win your love. You hear that...?? They will try. and. win. your. love... Because... it is not given freely... so they will try to win it.!!! because, bottom line... let's face it... you're a selfish **** And because of your self centered behaviour, everything that they need, want and have to experience without you will be tainted with your chosen absence. Every tear and heart break, every grazed knee, bad dream, smile, whisper, secret, colouring on the fridge door, every clay model, every needed word of advice, comfort, support and encouragement, every exam result, every moment of despair, loss, grief and first love... each and every lost opportunity to say 'i miss you' each and every unuttered 'i love you' will be carefully, silently and invisibly weighed, measured and carried. And i promise you this.. the weight you have placed upon them will be keenly felt   when it is their time to fly. This is not to say they will not fly, because they will, and beautifully so.. And with wings that you did not help to fashion. And, because of your chosen absence, your creation, your child, your very own delight will always carry the weight that you have placed upon them. And the weight of your absence is so much heavier than you could possibly imagine.
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Jun 27, 2016
Jun 27, 2016 at 11:27 AM UTC
The weight of absence
This is for the father that does not consider to be a whole in his creations life. This is for the mother who chooses to 'opt out' of being a giver of love to the fruit of her womb. This is for the one who has chosen to be an absent parent.. This is for you... WAKE. the. **** UP!! What are you doing? What is wrong with you? It seems to me you may not fully understand the ramifications that your chosen absence will play in the life of your child. So I will spell it out it for you.. Your child, your gift, your delight, the one who was created from your very own dna, the one that you willingly gave life to and brought into this world... will remember everything you have not done. And they will carry this as a load upon their back for quite possibly most of their life. Each will carry it differently, but carry the load they will. Some will carry it with forgiveness, some will carry with resolve, some will carry with the added weight of a heavy heart. Some will carry defiantly and will never truly forgive. And no matter how they position the weight you give, by choosing to be absent, they will still carry that load... because of you. And you will continue to add weight to that load every day you choose to be absent from their life. Each missed opportunity will be a pound of disappointment that your child will carry... for you. Each broken promise will be a pebble. Each late appointment will be a handful of sand. Each missed birthday will be a tablespoon of gravel to fill their pockets. And every achievement they experience, that you have missed, will weigh upon their mind and their heart. And because of this, throughout their life, they will continually try to win your love. You hear that...?? They will try. and. win. your. love... Because... it is not given freely... so they will try to win it.!!! because, bottom line... let's face it... you're a selfish **** And because of your self centered behaviour, everything that they need, want and have to experience without you will be tainted with your chosen absence. Every tear and heart break, every grazed knee, bad dream, smile, whisper, secret, colouring on the fridge door, every clay model, every needed word of advice, comfort, support and encouragement, every exam result, every moment of despair, loss, grief and first love... each and every lost opportunity to say 'i miss you' each and every unuttered 'i love you' will be carefully, silently and invisibly weighed, measured and carried. And i promise you this.. the weight you have placed upon them will be keenly felt   when it is their time to fly. This is not to say they will not fly, because they will, and beautifully so.. And with wings that you did not help to fashion. And, because of your chosen absence, your creation, your child, your very own delight will always carry the weight that you have placed upon them. And the weight of your absence is so much heavier than you could possibly imagine.
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If you want to make a profit (and the morality is grey) Dehumanize the victim and you'll be well on your way. In a country that's divided, and declining by the hour. Your sins will be forgiven by the Autocrats in power. As, once upon a time, in our then divided land Slavery was acceptable because a black was not a man. Then black people were possessions and very few were free. They knew the lash, they knew the rod, They knew not dignity. Now fetuses are parasites- not considered human beings Abortion is big business the cash cow of their dreams Fifty million have been murdered with no end on the horizon. ****** it appears, is acceptable as long as it's not you dying.) Someday you'll be old and gray- and have an awful cough Please don't be surprised or shocked if they opt to write you off. The weak and the disabled, those feeble minded or not spry can blame our liberality when it comes their turn to die. Eighty years its been since Adolf ****** rose to power Little children sang his praises too- and darkness had it's hour. Note:Nazi eugenics were **** Germany's racially based social policies that placed the improvement of the Aryan race through eugenics at the center of Nazis ideology. Those humans were targeted who were identified as "life unworthy of life" (German: Lebensunwertes Leben), including but not limited to the criminal, degenerate, dissident, feeble-minded, homosexual, idle, insane, and the weak, for elimination from the chain of heredity. More than 400,000 people were sterilized against their will, while 70,000 were killed under Action T4, a "euthanasia" program.[1][2] (They will call it choice until the choice is there's alone) Funny but many will call me a reactionary racist for my position against abortion but there have been millions of black Americans aborted, just as planned parenthood's founder intended.I would not make all abortions illegal as I believe that I shouldn't legislate morality. I think they should be rare, legal and safe.
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Jul 1, 2013
Jul 1, 2013 at 9:02 PM UTC
Life unworthy of Life?
If you want to make a profit (and the morality is grey) Dehumanize the victim and you'll be well on your way. In a country that's divided, and declining by the hour. Your sins will be forgiven by the Autocrats in power. As, once upon a time, in our then divided land Slavery was acceptable because a black was not a man. Then black people were possessions and very few were free. They knew the lash, they knew the rod, They knew not dignity. Now fetuses are parasites- not considered human beings Abortion is big business the cash cow of their dreams Fifty million have been murdered with no end on the horizon. ****** it appears, is acceptable as long as it's not you dying.) Someday you'll be old and gray- and have an awful cough Please don't be surprised or shocked if they opt to write you off. The weak and the disabled, those feeble minded or not spry can blame our liberality when it comes their turn to die. Eighty years its been since Adolf ****** rose to power Little children sang his praises too- and darkness had it's hour. Note:Nazi eugenics were **** Germany's racially based social policies that placed the improvement of the Aryan race through eugenics at the center of Nazis ideology. Those humans were targeted who were identified as "life unworthy of life" (German: Lebensunwertes Leben), including but not limited to the criminal, degenerate, dissident, feeble-minded, homosexual, idle, insane, and the weak, for elimination from the chain of heredity. More than 400,000 people were sterilized against their will, while 70,000 were killed under Action T4, a "euthanasia" program.[1][2] (They will call it choice until the choice is there's alone) Funny but many will call me a reactionary racist for my position against abortion but there have been millions of black Americans aborted, just as planned parenthood's founder intended.I would not make all abortions illegal as I believe that I shouldn't legislate morality. I think they should be rare, legal and safe.
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Girl, do you want a bad boy? Warning: if you can't handle the heat, get off the stove. Know them: Bad boys are bad not there to put up some suave show they do bad stuff with ill intentions not just some petty mean stuff. Identify them: They may not even look like one cue the handsome look they may even act like angels it's really hard differentiating them from their goody two shoes counterpart. How i find one when there's no archetypal look?? Game plan and execution: 1. Do something to blend in,    not asking you to dabble in crime. 2. Make them feel at ease with you If you're hot, you can opt to skip to step 2. You can be rest assured you won't blend in like the normal plebeians.      So open your eyes wide you might strike the lottery!   if you're (un)lucky you may score one           *real bad *** Good luck in your pursuit. P.S: They are not a species near extinction.
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 1:06 AM UTC
Finding a bad boy.
You always rebelled at the thought of obligation Obliviously you would rather opt out than be displayed as a duty done in insignificance A sailboat may be insignificant . . . a tiny speck upon the ocean But it sits high above the crests
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May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 8:31 PM UTC
The Sailboat
When I look in the mirror in the morning, I feel fine. I brush my hair. I am fine. I brush my teeth, And I am fine. Then I notice how my teeth aren’t as white as they could be. But I'm still fine. Then I put on my clothes and I notice how I spill over the sides. But I am fine. Then I notice how my hips jut out And my jeans are never long enough in the ankles. Then I spend ten minutes thinking of changing my jeans, Because this shirt is too tight But I opt for a hoodie instead. Then I am lost in the hoodie. I feel like a blob of fabric. And then just a blob. I get in my car and look in the mirror to adjust And notice how dark under my eyes are. When I’m pretty sure they weren’t that dark earlier. As I drive to school, I notice my hands on the steering wheel And ponder how they can be both fat and scraggly at the same time. I get to school and notice people staring at me at the red lights While I begin to cross the road. I pass windows and with each one, I notice my thighs grow larger with each step. I notice how wide I am when I pass other girls Then I think about my ankles and I swear I can feel them swell. By the time it is twelve o’clock, I have convinced myself that I am a Bulging, Suffocating, Beast Who tramples everyone in the room. And the Earth is suddenly too small for someone as big as I am.
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Dec 26, 2018
Dec 26, 2018 at 3:17 AM UTC
Body Dysmorphia
Adrift on her very first voyage With the sea coursing in through her bow Lay the cruise ship, the S.S. Lumbago There was scarcely a chance for her now But Ahoy! On the western horizon In a flurry of yellow and green That ender of blight and a damsel’s delight And he’s always on cue for his scene It’s Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar! It’s got seating for seventy people And the service is well above par There’s an adequate medical unit And a modest but elegant bar What more could a man ever dream of In a Luxury Budgerigar? Well… The forests of England were burning So the foxes escaped to the city The badgers had taken to looting And the squirrels had formed a committee But who should arise from a manhole With a confident gleam in his eye? That destroyer of woes with a spring in his toes And he’s quick with a witty reply… Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar! With adjustable hose pipe attachment It’s got wheels like a feathery car The forests were dowsed and the fauna re-housed With a three day retreat at a spa It’s a thing to admire and surely acquire The Luxury Budgerigar! But… Susan was stricken with sorrow Twas her darkest, most fearful hour A spider had wrestled her out of her bath And set up his home in the shower But who should jump out of the wardrobe With an innocent look on his face? That singer of shanties, remover of ******* And first in an obstacle race Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar With a sucker for spiders and beetles That deposits them into a jar There’s a tiny wee restaurant to feed them It was given a Michelin star A remarkable thing with retractable wings Is a Luxury Budgerigar So if you should be in a pet shop And you see just the critter for you Please heed this advice: make a note of the price Then proceed to the back of the queue When you ask for your preference of creature Should it whistle, slither or waddle Do as Sir Patrick Stewart did And opt for the Luxury model
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May 27, 2014
May 27, 2014 at 4:51 PM UTC
Sir Patrick Stewart's Luxury Budgerigar
Adrift on her very first voyage With the sea coursing in through her bow Lay the cruise ship, the S.S. Lumbago There was scarcely a chance for her now But Ahoy! On the western horizon In a flurry of yellow and green That ender of blight and a damsel’s delight And he’s always on cue for his scene It’s Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar! It’s got seating for seventy people And the service is well above par There’s an adequate medical unit And a modest but elegant bar What more could a man ever dream of In a Luxury Budgerigar? Well… The forests of England were burning So the foxes escaped to the city The badgers had taken to looting And the squirrels had formed a committee But who should arise from a manhole With a confident gleam in his eye? That destroyer of woes with a spring in his toes And he’s quick with a witty reply… Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar! With adjustable hose pipe attachment It’s got wheels like a feathery car The forests were dowsed and the fauna re-housed With a three day retreat at a spa It’s a thing to admire and surely acquire The Luxury Budgerigar! But… Susan was stricken with sorrow Twas her darkest, most fearful hour A spider had wrestled her out of her bath And set up his home in the shower But who should jump out of the wardrobe With an innocent look on his face? That singer of shanties, remover of ******* And first in an obstacle race Sir Patrick Stewart! And his Luxury Budgerigar With a sucker for spiders and beetles That deposits them into a jar There’s a tiny wee restaurant to feed them It was given a Michelin star A remarkable thing with retractable wings Is a Luxury Budgerigar So if you should be in a pet shop And you see just the critter for you Please heed this advice: make a note of the price Then proceed to the back of the queue When you ask for your preference of creature Should it whistle, slither or waddle Do as Sir Patrick Stewart did And opt for the Luxury model
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I love to p;lay my stereo very loud so loud, it can wake up the dead and force them into total panic I love to thrash out heavy metal and every day i say to myself i like the loud music It doesn’t have to be heavy metal It could be 80s disco or 70s disco we could arrange big parties with bourbon and coke and beer and champagne we sit the the stereo on our shoulders near our ears we suddenly go deaf from the blasting sound the lead singer of AC/DC had to opt out of the band TOO MUCH LOUD MUSIC TOO MUCH LOUD MUSIC sometimes the stereo could be for aerobics where all of our friends gather together to keep themselves fit so that one day the earth will be healthy and the heavy metal will be needed to chill by
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Jun 2, 2016
Jun 2, 2016 at 4:04 AM UTC
wasn't the '80s grand
Started with selling lollipops out my locker, to pushing stocks, to selling beef with coco buns like Betty croocker. my gang green, a seal team, running schemes, wit; wicked regimes then moved up to the major leagues- with upper decks, up my sleeve. capture your spirit, just to set it free. dark knight, captures white king; wouldn't stop riding me. pawn moves, worth the trouble; it's two easy. Throwing stones, and Sandz castles, these haters tryin to castle me in;  it don't appease me. these drag queens, keep turning there back; showing thier ***  and tattle tails; like lil sis-sees. these miss-fits couldn't **** wit- me if they came in ultra HD, my Cats 5, and they treating me like I'm Mr. IP, darker the Wesley, I'm stone cold  rocking an Iced-T, your Bud got wiser but it still ain't ******* with D. then grab Kim car dash and-be back by three, send Kanye west, to get Ad vice from me. my marketing skills so nice, I just capitalized. on the lies of our lives, of all three. These dudes the Wizard of Odds,  fake pretend; Wizards of Oz, chasing the Wizard of Gods, reading scripts written by me. I wrap with a cause, like I''m passing the bar, in limbo with these dudes at odds with me. I'll dot their eyes, like Kimbo was training me. Their label-mates ****** in Big T's, liking on their selfies, on sell phones. I'm on roam, in Rome, using Google Chrome to Google Earth, on my eye phone- writing this from the O-zone, so that the people reading this will be like O'No - this dude is cold. I'm opt to much prime, all the timethen phone home- transfer the message, like Otimos prime
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Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 12:23 PM UTC
Freestyle 101
Started with selling lollipops out my locker, to pushing stocks, to selling beef with coco buns like Betty croocker. my gang green, a seal team, running schemes, wit; wicked regimes then moved up to the major leagues- with upper decks, up my sleeve. capture your spirit, just to set it free. dark knight, captures white king; wouldn't stop riding me. pawn moves, worth the trouble; it's two easy. Throwing stones, and Sandz castles, these haters tryin to castle me in;  it don't appease me. these drag queens, keep turning there back; showing thier ***  and tattle tails; like lil sis-sees. these miss-fits couldn't **** wit- me if they came in ultra HD, my Cats 5, and they treating me like I'm Mr. IP, darker the Wesley, I'm stone cold  rocking an Iced-T, your Bud got wiser but it still ain't ******* with D. then grab Kim car dash and-be back by three, send Kanye west, to get Ad vice from me. my marketing skills so nice, I just capitalized. on the lies of our lives, of all three. These dudes the Wizard of Odds,  fake pretend; Wizards of Oz, chasing the Wizard of Gods, reading scripts written by me. I wrap with a cause, like I''m passing the bar, in limbo with these dudes at odds with me. I'll dot their eyes, like Kimbo was training me. Their label-mates ****** in Big T's, liking on their selfies, on sell phones. I'm on roam, in Rome, using Google Chrome to Google Earth, on my eye phone- writing this from the O-zone, so that the people reading this will be like O'No - this dude is cold. I'm opt to much prime, all the timethen phone home- transfer the message, like Otimos prime
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What potions has thou produced That makes the hottest Of all summers in my mind Causes global shifts of dramatic register In my being, yes and brings to rebirth A series of discontinuous functions Tell me, tell me what is this potion That strays the clocks at noon And brings a vagrancy on the day And by night prevails in scarlet custom Whose crimson vale does me entangle When stars are opt to play Bringing a rampant start to the Extinguishing of the day
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Aug 23, 2012
Aug 23, 2012 at 1:18 PM UTC
The Potion
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Feb 9, 2011
Feb 9, 2011 at 2:19 PM UTC
I have read and agreed to the terms of service
(i) It's no use the legs aren't up to it anymore and he's barely an eighth of the way up the mountain when some kindly climbers opt to help him down. Confused and broken of spirit he is returned to the home and time stops passing once more. (ii) The fog whose descent has sent him north has one last trick to play: though he reaches the top, through bog and heather and bone-weary exhaustion, it is the wrong mountain. He has misremembered the name and all he finds at the hard-won cairn is a gentle slope down the other side and a group of picnickers who eye him with sympathy. (iii) A circle which was opened when he was fourteen; when a frozen night in a frozen tent was swept aside by a breathless climb to a dazzling white peak - Liathach - and a view over crashing cliffs into the wild blue bore the thought, "This, when the time comes, is where I will end it!" - is closed. And the body joins the half-flown soul in the mist-swallowed distance and beyond.
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Dec 16, 2012
Dec 16, 2012 at 8:03 AM UTC
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