the story of bobby bradysmith
you see bobby bradysmith is a little cool kid, but he was having a few problems
you see he had childhood schitzophrenia and said he was every star on the television
driving his family mad, and bobby screamed to his dad, why doesn’t anyone like me,
is it because i was mental and his dad started to get really worried, and decided to change his ways
but the other kids didn’t want this, you see they had fun with bobby, ya know teasing him
and bullying him, ya know the whole thing, and one kid named rodney spalms went up to
bobby and said, what’s that your like us, and bobby was really hyped up, saying, i am really one of you
and he said, yeah, as long as you don’t get in our way, you will be one of us, and bobby was happy
but unaware, what he meant by get in our way, but bobby decided to not worry about that while he was young
and decided to go home and watch all the television shows and black beauty and even icarly were two shows
he actually liked, and every time he went to the shopping mall, the young dudes said, whats that bobby, your like us
and even the rougher boys, and hooligans said, yeah yeah yeah, your like us, as long as you don’t get in our way
and rodney wanted to stay at home, as he turned off treating bobby like his kind because he was getting bashed up for it
which wasn’t really bugging bobby, but still he heard rodney say these simple words, what’s that, your like us, about 100 times
and as bobby’s hormones were going wild, you see with the schitzophrenia in his system, his ***** erected looking at kids legs,
and i mean kids younger than him, well, this felt normal for bobby as his father was married to a younger woman, like all the men
in his family, but bobby was really getting a buzz asking the kid to come to him and grabbing his mouth and then looked at his legs
saying, he was the cool kid now and it happened again and again and bobby was a bully, making mothers and fathers mad, as soon
as their kids were grabbed by bobby, they ran to their parents and parents tore strips of bobby, and still he heard rodney’s voice saying
what’s that your like us, which made bobby grab a few kids at school as well as grabbing a few on their way to school, but still rodney said
what’s that your like us, me and you can be two bullies, bobby, how does that feel, and bobby was getting a buzz, going to the shopping mall
attempting to grab a few more kids, scaring them half to death, making men say, LEAVE MY SON ALONE ****, and bobby said neh,
and then he heard rodney saying, what’s that your like us, your not a mans kid bobby, i am going to get the whole mall crowd to tease you
if you keep it up, but your still like us, rodney said to bobby, as rodney rode his bike saying, you sit in there woosey bobby, your not a bully
or kidnapper, and if you keep it up, you will get prisoners saying what’s that your like us, and i will have power over your mind, to confuse you, ****-face
you see rodney will use his religious powers to make each prisoner say, what’s that your like us, but bobby’s father disagreed with this
and tried to get bobby into jobs he hates, to get his mind of kidnapping, but that only made it worst for bobby, because he lost his job and
took off to the fruit market and tied one 11 year old up to the toilet, now, bobby was scared, so he let him go, instead of leaving the kid there
to squirm, and he still heard rodney say, what’s that your like us, but really rodney hated him doing this to all the kids, and befriended him right away
and bobby only spent a weekend in the lock up, and got out of his jail sentence and placed on a psychiatric order, and he had to see a probation officer
and bobby was relieved and was ready to hear rodney say, what’s that your like us, but it faded away, and people said, instead, i am going to get you back,
for what you did to the kids, and this made bobby very scared, because, the reason why he committed these horrible offences, was because he had
schitzophrenia, which developed into adult schitzophrenia, and made bobby get bullied on the street and then go home and take it out on, his poor
old mum and dad, and bobby was thinking this was a game, but his parents wanted bobby locked away, because bobby’s dad spoke up for bobby in court
and still bobby to his dad, wasn’t very grateful, and fighting with them, every blasted day, and bobby wasn’t winning this battle, so he decided to do some
volunteer work at st vincent de paul, where he met francine, who was a really good helper and also has the gift to make anyone a good helper and bobby
started work there emptying the clothing bins and other man like jobs and then bobby asked francine, as christmas was fast approaching and bobby wanted to
apoligize to the city for his schitzophrenic behaviour of the past, by playing santa claus in the st vincent de paul, and showing kids he was a nice santa, well
a few kids told bobby he was a fake santa, and the mall santa was much better, but bobby’s medication made him handle that with care, and after 2 years
because the medication was making bobby nice to kids as santa claus, rodney’s voice was coming back in his head saying, i am very impressed with you bobby
you know playing santa to test you out, what’s that your like us now man, and bobby was handing a sweet to an older kid, and he said, i don’t want a lolly, i am an
older kid, i don’t believe in santa, and rodney’s voice was giving bobby delusions, which didn’t stop him from being santa, actually he went out on the street
and murdered a cat, and when the police caught bobby, his parents said, send him to the psych ward, and as bobby entered the psych ward, bobby immediately
thought, this was the gateway to heaven, and then rodney’s voice entered his head, saying, i am not mucking with the crazy person, and this made bobby scream
to get out of the psych ward, every time his parents left, and when bobby got out, he had delusions that there was a money tree on the internet, and the way
to get more money, is download a money tree fertiliser and also booked himself on a private jet to the USA, and every time he saw a crime or bad weather
he would write I WANT TO GIVE $456 TO SAVE THE WHALES, or something like that, and he started to get better and went back to vinnies to work
and play santa at the end of the year, this was something that bobby looked forward to playing santa every year, but bobby’s medication was forcing him
to look up to space, and being santa and going down to the coast was his only things he liked, and then in 2007, bobby started working at graythorne village
a place for the disadvantaged to live, and still played santa, actually, bobby took holiday leave to play santa at christmas to make the kids happy and then
in 2009, bobby got sick of this looking up, as his job prospects were going places, and asked the psychiatrist, and in about 3 weeks, they changed his medication
and the medication was giving bobby energy to run and at the end of the year, be a fit santa claus, and then a new boss came at st vincent de paul, and after
all the fun of getting kids photos, sitting on his lap, the new boss wanted to change so much, so bobby gave up his santa claus gig, and later on lost his job
in 2013, because he was losing his cool streak, he enjoyed playing santa, he enjoyed helping at graythorne village, and rodney’s voice came back in his head
saying what’s that your a crazy person, what’s that your a crazy person, and bobby yelled at rodney’s voice, on the side of the cars, and then bobby found another way
to keep sane, and that was write, write and more writing to make him feel cool, and now bobby goes to poetry slams and writing groups and theatre acting courses
bobby might not have a job at present, but the writing, stops him from straying from family life,
I AM BOBBY, HE IS BASED ON MY LIFE
