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"deadpan" poems
So many thoughts feelings expressions emotions locked behind deadpan eyes and a voice that's toneless. A mountain of a person consolidated to this form. A body unimpressive. A face unexpressive. The chaos upstairs requires all of my attention. Conversing takes a back-seat which is why I seem distant. Too many things to say only leaves me in silence. I don't know how or where to begin. If only I could let you inside to weather the storm maybe you could make sense of this nonsense and bring me to port.
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Apr 16, 2016
Apr 16, 2016 at 8:16 PM UTC
Quick freewrite
Skinhead super short military hair with a strong jawline jutting out I saw you One random blindingly hot afternoon In a jeep I tried to squeeze in the small space so the two guys could scoot over You’re the guy to my right Reluctant to pass to the driver my exact change You sat upright Your right arm lifted, hand closed on the security rail I could only see your profile Your jawline and Aviators Mouth set in a deadpan line Lean, quietly confident Dressed casually and carefully Odd eggplant-colored shirt over whitewashed jeans You turned slightly, your nose strong chin dignified skin clean, with slight blemishes of stress Pretty eyes That never landed on me Your lips slightly curved as if remembering something You are beautiful Arrogant-looking Bored Worldly You’re not from here Not from common places Not from this wretched community I belong to Then my eyes traveled to the back of your head, An inscription was tattooed at the back of your skull. Your hair growing, beginning to cover up the past? A dangerous past? New life? A mere change of look? Where are you going? Where are you from? Why are you taking this route to and from common places? What is your agenda on this high afternoon? Are you a rockstar? Are you a poet A gangster? Then finally it’s my stop. I got up and wished you were following behind That we have the same destination Just so I could look at you in full view I stepped into the sad, bright afternoon Then I turned around You’re not there You sped away To some place Some life With your Aviators And your principles And it hurt That I never even knew what your tattoo meant
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Oct 21, 2013
Oct 21, 2013 at 3:36 AM UTC
Tattooed Guy
Skinhead super short military hair with a strong jawline jutting out I saw you One random blindingly hot afternoon In a jeep I tried to squeeze in the small space so the two guys could scoot over You’re the guy to my right Reluctant to pass to the driver my exact change You sat upright Your right arm lifted, hand closed on the security rail I could only see your profile Your jawline and Aviators Mouth set in a deadpan line Lean, quietly confident Dressed casually and carefully Odd eggplant-colored shirt over whitewashed jeans You turned slightly, your nose strong chin dignified skin clean, with slight blemishes of stress Pretty eyes That never landed on me Your lips slightly curved as if remembering something You are beautiful Arrogant-looking Bored Worldly You’re not from here Not from common places Not from this wretched community I belong to Then my eyes traveled to the back of your head, An inscription was tattooed at the back of your skull. Your hair growing, beginning to cover up the past? A dangerous past? New life? A mere change of look? Where are you going? Where are you from? Why are you taking this route to and from common places? What is your agenda on this high afternoon? Are you a rockstar? Are you a poet A gangster? Then finally it’s my stop. I got up and wished you were following behind That we have the same destination Just so I could look at you in full view I stepped into the sad, bright afternoon Then I turned around You’re not there You sped away To some place Some life With your Aviators And your principles And it hurt That I never even knew what your tattoo meant
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I didn't sleep again last night my yesterday is still taking place as my fingers gently press these keys so as to not wake my brother restless, I realized, I've seen a sunset but never a sunrise the streets were still asleep the only ones about only the down and out the poor black folk the aimless hipsters the homeless the single mothers with three jobs who wait alone under a flickering street light for the bus which will take them to their deadpan jobs the puddles from last night's storm rest with not a ripple and the pretty little birdies start finding their voice restless, I realized, after the sunsets the world opens up her eyes periwinkle horizons blend easily with the grey skyline and the line between man and God blurs the sky is tropical mango cocktails and pillows of white Caribbean sand the smell is left - like a residue - chasing after the tail of a storm but the air is wet to the touch hinting at repeat of the downpour and I would've sat on the arm of that denim sofa hour after hour until the world was ready to wake up giving me a chance to sleep off their insecurities, only, I felt like writing this poem only, I felt like a sunrise or maybe a sunset? or just maybe a god **** supernova I felt good brimming with peace in my gut like a warm fire restless, I realized, that after all is set I will still love the sunrise
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Jun 8, 2013
Jun 8, 2013 at 6:08 AM UTC
Sunrise over downtown Richmond
We were building a boat. A sea-worthy vessel made for two. A cosy little nest, a shell of the promise for me and you. We made it sturdy... From keel to hull. We sang to each other to oust the lull. We spoke of the adventures, together we'd avidly chase. We braced for the storms, we'd most likely face. As the last drop of sweat... Fell freely to our feet, the boat was done. What were once planks, was then complete. I climbed aboard and hoisted up the sail. You lingered for a bit... Seemingly cautious that the boat might fail. The craft quickly drifted out to sea... When the wind, the sail did willingly welcome. I cried out to you so you could hop on... So with me you could come. But you simply stood there... With a gaze incredibly deadpan. As the currents pulled me further, I only then realised... That I was never your plan.
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Jul 29, 2016
Jul 29, 2016 at 12:00 PM UTC
Shell of a Promise
Once a death was enough to awake the sleeping souls, Now bodies outspread in the gore, Some snivel, some celebrate the victory, Victory of won the war, War; which is making us deadpan! By: Nida Mahmoed
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Dec 4, 2015
Dec 4, 2015 at 10:02 AM UTC
War making us Deadpan
The notion of age Trickier than time, We can never decide On what is accurate When it is early, Or definitely too late. We tend to feel older, Older than our actual age. As teenagers alone, We could not wait, Wait for that salient day To be taken seriously As mature as we ought to be. I am not a child anymore, An exasperated sigh, I make my own decisions now I have learned all the know-how. But once we get older The tables turn And we are chasing the years The years we spent acting older. The wise still comment Take full responsibility, Deadpan honest, You are not that young anymore You got to think about the future. And we ponder, We reflect, Reviewing the times We already felt too old Though our blood was so young. Recollecting those times We were surely too young To be behaving so old. And you wonder, Puzzle over, When is that time That timing that is right; Because truthfully, You are reluctant - Is there ever a time A time you managed To act your own age?
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Aug 8, 2012
Aug 8, 2012 at 8:29 PM UTC
Act your age
My family doctor suggested bed rest. If that was a statement rather than a suggestion, I wouldn't know, because the redundancy of those two words was enough to keep me idle, awake, agitated for days. It was around the time he carefully scribbled his script onto the blue pad that I began to chuckle. This prefixed prescript was only a temporary solution that was barely legible. Whether or not a scribe in this profession is meant to be as erratic as nomadic cavern canvas, it speaks volumes that the DSM IV considers substantial. Until a once thought preconceived notion becomes precedent in the ongoing sought after expansion of knowledge. A continuation of disorder and disease, the facts and fallacies, all become testing. The standard practice is only as strong as its weakest hypothesis. More so when it becomes general practice. I would like to believe this to be an emergency, but the white-coat before me felt the need to sidetrack, and thought it appropriate to mention youth in Asia. The deadpan humor was disconcerting. But not as unnerving as the redundancies that were given to me as a solution for my sporadic sleep. Some insurance! Reassure me, doctor! So, he did, through his proclivity for pharmaceuticals.
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Jun 12, 2013
Jun 12, 2013 at 8:54 AM UTC
The Medical Doctor
i escaped 2,226 miles away in hopes of finding what i've been missing in hopes of escaping your deadpan tight-lipped cold stare in hopes of peace what i've been missing all along is me overshadowed by the hatred of myself built by you overshadowed by the thoughts of suicide why would i want to be me when my own family doesn't seem to want me and i know i'm not the only one with a story like that but knowing so doesn't really make this much easier to handle i will admit that i've had a lot of help and i'm beyond lucky to have the family i chose they teach me things like just because you used to be doesn't mean you have to be and patience and kindness can tear down the tallest walls the ones i’ve spent my whole life building just so i didn't have to feel all of that **** again but i’ve been getting better at getting better at 2,226 miles away i think i’ll stay
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Jul 16, 2018
Jul 16, 2018 at 4:52 PM UTC
2,226 miles
*canst poor smile amid world in bad-shod fit writ's a-fire pardon season's ire* bring'st forth jollity and smiles aplenty ne'er plaintive be of the sad woe of man lift high-sky the bless'd, one and seventy mind scant the fo'c's'tle head in deadpan floweth into desires flowers of merriment push upon life gladness; poem of joy-bright exult all forms of joviality and rejoice on cheery-heart to amuse and glide to skylight be curs'd with melancholia; fry all the frowns ring in goodly-humour and make-it-all-bright drown dips of despair and banish the downs expel the heartbroken-ideals; deport skint-lite what befits the real-feel to true equal-match face with beck-n-call smile belies wake-latch (fake) S T - 29 sept
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 2:56 AM UTC
poem of joy-bright
YADA TASHY ( "Originator Stone" ) Outside the first snow falls. Her wounds are photographed. Spoken of. Described in detail. Technical. The overhead microphone takes it all in. Being dead she is more naked than she ever was. Stripped of her humanity. She had ceased to be who she used to be. She is now merely a cadaver. The autopsy can not tell her name. She is Kuzuku. Her mother called her KuKu. She had been born with a caul. KuKu was pregnant. She was going to call the child if it was a girl . . .Yuki. She couldn't conceive what she would call it if a boy? It was always going to be a girl. She liked candyfloss and her hair up. Now her hair is down. It touches her shoulders. As if her hair were still alive. The autopsy wound by wound tells of the hell of her dying. The voice is deadpan. Mechanical. The coroner breaks for coffee. Bitter.  Black. "Ya da!" as the Turks say. "...with nothing..." *** Kuzuku was named after the flowering plant/rampant **** Her mother always drank a tea made from it. Only her mother called her her pet name; "Kuku!" Her blacker than black hair always seemed like a living entity in itself as it danced upon her shoulders or splashed over her clavicles. She always wore off the shoulder dresses or tops even in winter cold. I once told her she had the cutest clavicles( "rekishi no naka de kawaī sakotsu" )in history which....always made her laugh. I told her she had well tempered clavicles and she laughed even more when the pun was explained to her. She had been born with a caul...a red caul. She it was who told me the Turkish tale or the Yada Daşı and of the Yadachy. She had just met the man who would eventually stab her to death and she was greatly in love with him and his culture. All these little scraps of humanity could not be disclosed by the autopsy which could never tell of how beautiful she was and what a joy she was to be around. Her death was a horror tale told by a friend of a friend of a friend and hard to comprehend or believe.
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Aug 27, 2016
Aug 27, 2016 at 6:12 AM UTC
YADA TASHY ( "Originator Stone" )
YADA TASHY ( "Originator Stone" ) Outside the first snow falls. Her wounds are photographed. Spoken of. Described in detail. Technical. The overhead microphone takes it all in. Being dead she is more naked than she ever was. Stripped of her humanity. She had ceased to be who she used to be. She is now merely a cadaver. The autopsy can not tell her name. She is Kuzuku. Her mother called her KuKu. She had been born with a caul. KuKu was pregnant. She was going to call the child if it was a girl . . .Yuki. She couldn't conceive what she would call it if a boy? It was always going to be a girl. She liked candyfloss and her hair up. Now her hair is down. It touches her shoulders. As if her hair were still alive. The autopsy wound by wound tells of the hell of her dying. The voice is deadpan. Mechanical. The coroner breaks for coffee. Bitter.  Black. "Ya da!" as the Turks say. "...with nothing..." *** Kuzuku was named after the flowering plant/rampant **** Her mother always drank a tea made from it. Only her mother called her her pet name; "Kuku!" Her blacker than black hair always seemed like a living entity in itself as it danced upon her shoulders or splashed over her clavicles. She always wore off the shoulder dresses or tops even in winter cold. I once told her she had the cutest clavicles( "rekishi no naka de kawaī sakotsu" )in history which....always made her laugh. I told her she had well tempered clavicles and she laughed even more when the pun was explained to her. She had been born with a caul...a red caul. She it was who told me the Turkish tale or the Yada Daşı and of the Yadachy. She had just met the man who would eventually stab her to death and she was greatly in love with him and his culture. All these little scraps of humanity could not be disclosed by the autopsy which could never tell of how beautiful she was and what a joy she was to be around. Her death was a horror tale told by a friend of a friend of a friend and hard to comprehend or believe.
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You lit my way to this place I never thought I could glint. When I got cold feet, you're all thumbs; giving me a lift. You let malaise rotate 180 degrees, Which turned into thousands of exuberant stories. I was perturbed when the lights dimmed. Wanted to go on your way but it is winding. Determined hands tried to reach, Throat was screeching but your ears were stitched. Can't define what you have- Complements the colors of my well-being; Spur this mettle and ebb away tides Albeit you're deadpan at times. Why can't I ***** out and snuggle somewhere without you? Maybe the reason is Y.O.U. 11-04-11
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Nov 4, 2011
Nov 4, 2011 at 5:00 AM UTC
Y.O.U ( Your Own Uniqueness)
I’m tired of influencers faking nervousness. my generation wants to care less these days. it’s a counter-current hack. we want to be less defined. we can search and reflect for ourselves. we’re sick of the emotion that’s all over everyone’s faces, the unsightly splotches of opinion. the entire election machine, the process of getting there, is smudged. It’s a curated mess, an advising spin, an incomprehensible hex: “Oh profit pondering, contradictory means to an end - bless weave, and conceal, bloodless dollar debt options, painful penny pincher paradoxes, and deadly debt bliss dilemmas..” “Is this a witch or an arbitrager?” Lisa asked, after rudely leaning over and reading up to this point. “I was shooting for a numinous type of beat,” I revealed. “We’re supposed to be working on our thesis definitions,” she said accusingly. “Are you not challenged, here, hour by hour?” I asked sarcastically. “I need ideas - well - I have too many ideas, I need some focus, I wanted to see what you had.” I deadpan looked at her, “Well, you broke the spell - I lost my train.” I complained dryly. “Don’t put me in a situation.” she said, waving my gripe off as insignificant. . . Songs for this: Easier Said Than Done by Thee Sacred Souls drive ME crazy! by Lil Yachty Melt by Nilüfer Yany
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Oct 14, 2024
Oct 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM UTC
the 15 second hex
It aches when I smile. My State's a disaster. Coal rollers, burnouts and days full of rapturous laughter and "Red Face" down in Lusk in the hot days of Summer--it's boiling; Winter winds burn up your face. I first learned to hate myself in a snowstorm on Dow Street in Sheridan. My best friends are the slow warmth that spreads through the chest, lifts a cold heart, grabs popcorn and pints at the Blacktooth on hundreds of nights. And 500,000 simple souls are a sight. Still they're just half a million salty drops in the ocean-- A quick squall of rain on the Bighorns. They've opened the floodgates for ********* morons, bigots and rednecks and rich, ******* ranchers thinking everyone owes them. And their dollars are deadpan gallows jokes down in Cheyenne. But I've seen cheap smiles 4 miles wide out by Sundance. And I've got good friends that I still carry with me like the potent, sweet, earthy afterburn of good whiskey, or the smell of the lodgepoles in the Spring up in Story. And it's still my home even though it's so empty. It's still my home though it sometimes seems ****** That State's in my bones, I don't think it'll leave me. So please understand that some nights when you find me, you've stumbled across a small splinter chipped off of Wyoming.
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Jan 25, 2016
Jan 25, 2016 at 1:12 PM UTC
Wyoming
The thrumming clunk of shocked wheels Eat up road worn smooth by big junking beasts Smoking up crisp air Hungry for a taste of stunted freedom The rush of wind the pained panels Pulling a mass of curls with sticky cold fingers Raking across my scalp Shaking in the silence In wake of thought The bass drum barking out a numbing melody Sliding like thin blade into the back of my mind Enhancing melodramatic mood Touching my tender heart Fresh from the lash of lonely Bludgeoned by the deadpan distance between My soul Snack sized bit of flesh clinging to the slick walls Of reason Hammering in my chest Still riddled with the mark of your claiming The imprint of my nails still bleeding In refusal But claim it you did Snatched it up out of my chest Trailing arteries and the copper stench of blood Empty cavity Filling up with dreams and the sweet taste of your breath Leeching into my limbs and whispering love into my being But this road is ceaseless No matter how many times I visit That long stretch of highway Promising me the Spector of your memory The ghost of your touch Warmth of love Acceptance Renewal of my existence The green glint of freeway sign Showing me where I would have found you Down that dirt road Swing hair pin turns hearing your laughter as it chases me closer to where you should be Were you will always belong Where I could have found you had life been kind Your savage dissection of my soul keeps me yearning Reaching out and grasping my independence hostage Where you have become a necessity to whom I am What I am And who I will be Hinges on your well being Fading into nothing Where I am defined by you My angularity is tethered down But the road yields no answer Only the Spector The sad shadow of memories that refuse to fade Die instead of rotting At least with death it can be buried Living with the death of my heart A tragedy I would not allow to part
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Oct 30, 2013
Oct 30, 2013 at 6:40 PM UTC
Zombie
The thrumming clunk of shocked wheels Eat up road worn smooth by big junking beasts Smoking up crisp air Hungry for a taste of stunted freedom The rush of wind the pained panels Pulling a mass of curls with sticky cold fingers Raking across my scalp Shaking in the silence In wake of thought The bass drum barking out a numbing melody Sliding like thin blade into the back of my mind Enhancing melodramatic mood Touching my tender heart Fresh from the lash of lonely Bludgeoned by the deadpan distance between My soul Snack sized bit of flesh clinging to the slick walls Of reason Hammering in my chest Still riddled with the mark of your claiming The imprint of my nails still bleeding In refusal But claim it you did Snatched it up out of my chest Trailing arteries and the copper stench of blood Empty cavity Filling up with dreams and the sweet taste of your breath Leeching into my limbs and whispering love into my being But this road is ceaseless No matter how many times I visit That long stretch of highway Promising me the Spector of your memory The ghost of your touch Warmth of love Acceptance Renewal of my existence The green glint of freeway sign Showing me where I would have found you Down that dirt road Swing hair pin turns hearing your laughter as it chases me closer to where you should be Were you will always belong Where I could have found you had life been kind Your savage dissection of my soul keeps me yearning Reaching out and grasping my independence hostage Where you have become a necessity to whom I am What I am And who I will be Hinges on your well being Fading into nothing Where I am defined by you My angularity is tethered down But the road yields no answer Only the Spector The sad shadow of memories that refuse to fade Die instead of rotting At least with death it can be buried Living with the death of my heart A tragedy I would not allow to part
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You can try and apologize But you’re not superman and you can’t turn back time So, baby, don’t try How odd, to recoil from the touch of your hand I forgive you but I don’t think you’ll ever quite understand That feeling when everything is finally going right And suddenly you’re fighting yourself for your life I tried to run away down roads that went nowhere Dead end streets dripping with deadpan humor I’d hoped the ice and snow might numb me first But still my frostbitten heart hurt the worst Slowly you had me opening up to you Falling head over heels and out of the blue Thanks for pretending my text didn’t make sense But I know you knew I’d do it, before I know I ever did I’d tried to get it across many times before But I always came off as drunk and nothing more I swear to you it wasn’t just the champagne talking It’s what I mean when I say you’ll understand when I say that something When it comes to love I admit I’m rusty You say, “I don’t understand why you can’t trust me” It’s hard when I still cry myself to sleep Remembering how much it hurt to have you say those words to me You can try and apologize But you’re not superman and you can’t turn back time So, baby, don’t try
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Mar 9, 2011
Mar 9, 2011 at 9:12 AM UTC
You're Not Superman
Decipher the bowels that slushes out through my imagination Crystals and xylophone chimes Pouring out the ink wells of sensation Don't pivot pickets to my position I can't stalemate this war for expansion For my tongue is a swollen pickle Dipped in bitterness and ****** by the lips of semantics I groove in the basses of basics and grow a garden for further foundation For my tongue is a swollen pickle And boy is it's perfume amazing I mean Can you smell the awkward amps? Pumping veins with Crayola visions or a Chaplin transcript with deadpan humor Are you experienced enough for social division? My tongue is a swollen pickle Say whatever the hell I wanna say Crunch me when you digest this sour thought For the reign of excitement's here to stay
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Apr 20, 2015
Apr 20, 2015 at 8:54 PM UTC
My Tongue is a Swollen Pickle
People walk all about Humming a soundless tune of self-doubt The drinks keep coming Steeped in endless fuming Friends joke around A truth sealed and bound Hiding behind a deadpan Sustaining the image of an American man ‘More!’, everyone shouts Raising their cups forgetting their spouse Sitting here with a straight face Wanting to forget my workplace
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Apr 25, 2019
Apr 25, 2019 at 3:22 PM UTC
One Drink, One Man
Dead-eyed through drenched days spent seeping through blank space to spill another swollen week out                   on a crumpled page I'm young, but not that young grown up and dumbed down so I'll drag one more punchline day out                    'til a year's ground down Face the wall... Aimed at the door... But we're still here and so          I suggest that we share this bar... Stumble out regain my feet and pluck my keys from the gutter. I've been dancing with defeat and, now, I'm driving on the borderline between familiar haunts and same old foes that I conjure-- Now I start to realize that, like you, they've got my number. They've got my number. Rhombuses of light              separate us--not by much                      but these square miles of concrete               will divide us just enough Deadpan Friday nights space out workday lifelines until another starving paycheck                grounds another flight Your time spent so costly the bill's due, your words freeze a season's regrets regressed. Empty                 bottles taken out. Besieged by walls Afraid of doors the nights leak in, you turn      the lights out, choking down one more Waking up, you find your breath you find your feet and your reasons. You have found your boots and keys and lost your fear of the season's size. Between the years and months you've been a ***** and a miser when the skyline creaks and sighs, remember you've got my number And I've got your number The world's got our number--                  --it's okay to come over We can laugh at the night                at sunrise, we'll run for cover 'til the season is over           now, just run for cover...
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Oct 6, 2013
Oct 6, 2013 at 6:34 PM UTC
Numbers & Covers
Dead-eyed through drenched days spent seeping through blank space to spill another swollen week out                   on a crumpled page I'm young, but not that young grown up and dumbed down so I'll drag one more punchline day out                    'til a year's ground down Face the wall... Aimed at the door... But we're still here and so          I suggest that we share this bar... Stumble out regain my feet and pluck my keys from the gutter. I've been dancing with defeat and, now, I'm driving on the borderline between familiar haunts and same old foes that I conjure-- Now I start to realize that, like you, they've got my number. They've got my number. Rhombuses of light              separate us--not by much                      but these square miles of concrete               will divide us just enough Deadpan Friday nights space out workday lifelines until another starving paycheck                grounds another flight Your time spent so costly the bill's due, your words freeze a season's regrets regressed. Empty                 bottles taken out. Besieged by walls Afraid of doors the nights leak in, you turn      the lights out, choking down one more Waking up, you find your breath you find your feet and your reasons. You have found your boots and keys and lost your fear of the season's size. Between the years and months you've been a ***** and a miser when the skyline creaks and sighs, remember you've got my number And I've got your number The world's got our number--                  --it's okay to come over We can laugh at the night                at sunrise, we'll run for cover 'til the season is over           now, just run for cover...
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He looked across the boardwalk into the inalienable ocean. Love danced upon the cresting waves. The sound of a quantum leap stretched thousands of miles. A piece of him was still with her. She looked across the boardwalk with another. Pain no longer had a home within her golden hair. She had withstood time, it's waves began again. His need showcased in the night sky, to her horror. Deadly, their entanglement remains after being long forgotten. Poison gas reaches into his head, the same gas rots her mind. Toxic people and corrosive words melt their being. Condemned to the hell he calls home. Pull and push, he pushes on, she pulls away. He continues his war march into this nethermost dwelling. She escapes into the day, burning at its torrid sunlight. He destroy her mind, She prolongs his pain. In the end, they're just two toxic people in love. Never to see each other again.
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Jun 28, 2016
Jun 28, 2016 at 6:55 AM UTC
Deadpan
There is no hope. We walked in circles round the worm, its amorphous purpose lost on us. A sleek, black, rotting corpse, buried within skyscrapers and city streets. We could see no end to it. Everyone had done their best to avoid mention, even as traffic backed, markets stalled and entire city blocks went down. The pier was bustling at noon. Sweet, burning, haze of smells. Business men wandered out for lunch, laughing to themselves as they secretly wondered how they’d pass the black mass. Children scurried round it, morbidly curious. Their parents would wring their hands, shooting sights at everything but the worm. A throng of oblivious teens skated into it and were knocked flat on their backs. A business man stepped over the moaning mass, eating a hot dog. Three days passed and nothing had been done. The smell worsened. The media continued their daily fluster. Weather. Sports. Local news. Farmer John had gotten pink eye again. They held awkward smiles in their teeth, and deadpan concern in their crows feet. His meat would be safe once cooked. The government were curiously absent. Conspiracists were already calling it Non-entity 012. The world worm. The dead god in the room. If we close our eyes, will it disappear? -- Anonymous Male. New York, USA.
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 10:58 AM UTC
Non-Entity 012
With perfect deadpan delivery The doctor called it cancer You laughed so hard you cried And called it a challenge You said you had always dreamed Of being a cancer survivor What an opportunity
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Oct 30, 2011
Oct 30, 2011 at 1:28 PM UTC
Courage
It’s nice to have some holiday downtime and not be all go-go-go. I’ve even gotten in some Animal Crossing play. After 40 minutes of picking up weeds, Bianca, one of my villagers, told me she’d heard I was dead. Later, we’re in Lisa’s living room taking turns playing songs from Spotify. Lisa just played “Woo”, by Rihanna. When the song ends, fading out, Leeza deadpan said, “That song is pure evil.” “You guys, I forgot to mention it but that is my energy song, it makes me feel so HOT.” Lisa adds with a chuckle. “It has an evil vibe,” I admit. “An evil vibe,” Leeza confirms. “Don’t be judging,” Lisa reminds us. “Your next,” Lisa said, nodding to Leeza, “What’ve you got for us,” she speculates, “some mental health rock?” Leeza’s had this girl-punk-rock group called “Vancougar” playing on a loop in her room. At first, I wasn’t enthusiastic but now I think they slay. Her mom’s even gotten on board, dancing “the twist” to “Philadelphia” when it rolls around. Leeza has great taste in music although she leans a bit EMO (emotionally hard core) for me. She makes me feel old by introducing us to all these new bands like “Youngest and only,” “Calling all Captains” and “Beatrice Dear.” “I’ve got one song to play,” Leeza says, “Paparazzi, by Lady Gaga.” “I’ve been listening to that song all WEEK!” I gasp, “I love that song, it may be her best - that’s so random,” I finish saying as the song starts. As Paparazzi ends Lisa says, “That song has major Gwen Stefani vibes.” “It DOES,” I agree, “It could be “Cool” or “Sweet Escape.” “Yeah, for sure,” Leeza agreed, “shoutout to No Doubt.” Leeza says, “I have a conversation topic: What’s something we all acknowledge is cheugy but we still do anyway?”   “Being blonde,” I say, which gets stitches of laughter because it’s true and Lisa and I are. “That’s true, that’s fair,” redheaded Leeza laughs. “Anyone blonde is dead to me,” which gets her a pillow in the face. “Ok, I’m going to come for a lot of people,” Lisa says, “but yogurt, yogurt is cheugy.” Leeza gasps, “You think yogurt.. It’s not cheugy!” she practically yells, “It gives MOM.”
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Dec 28, 2022
Dec 28, 2022 at 3:33 PM UTC
downtime
It’s nice to have some holiday downtime and not be all go-go-go. I’ve even gotten in some Animal Crossing play. After 40 minutes of picking up weeds, Bianca, one of my villagers, told me she’d heard I was dead. Later, we’re in Lisa’s living room taking turns playing songs from Spotify. Lisa just played “Woo”, by Rihanna. When the song ends, fading out, Leeza deadpan said, “That song is pure evil.” “You guys, I forgot to mention it but that is my energy song, it makes me feel so HOT.” Lisa adds with a chuckle. “It has an evil vibe,” I admit. “An evil vibe,” Leeza confirms. “Don’t be judging,” Lisa reminds us. “Your next,” Lisa said, nodding to Leeza, “What’ve you got for us,” she speculates, “some mental health rock?” Leeza’s had this girl-punk-rock group called “Vancougar” playing on a loop in her room. At first, I wasn’t enthusiastic but now I think they slay. Her mom’s even gotten on board, dancing “the twist” to “Philadelphia” when it rolls around. Leeza has great taste in music although she leans a bit EMO (emotionally hard core) for me. She makes me feel old by introducing us to all these new bands like “Youngest and only,” “Calling all Captains” and “Beatrice Dear.” “I’ve got one song to play,” Leeza says, “Paparazzi, by Lady Gaga.” “I’ve been listening to that song all WEEK!” I gasp, “I love that song, it may be her best - that’s so random,” I finish saying as the song starts. As Paparazzi ends Lisa says, “That song has major Gwen Stefani vibes.” “It DOES,” I agree, “It could be “Cool” or “Sweet Escape.” “Yeah, for sure,” Leeza agreed, “shoutout to No Doubt.” Leeza says, “I have a conversation topic: What’s something we all acknowledge is cheugy but we still do anyway?”   “Being blonde,” I say, which gets stitches of laughter because it’s true and Lisa and I are. “That’s true, that’s fair,” redheaded Leeza laughs. “Anyone blonde is dead to me,” which gets her a pillow in the face. “Ok, I’m going to come for a lot of people,” Lisa says, “but yogurt, yogurt is cheugy.” Leeza gasps, “You think yogurt.. It’s not cheugy!” she practically yells, “It gives MOM.”
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the first thing people would say upon our engagement is show me the ring like some bling is an ode of your love to me. i am not a homemaker i am a homebody. i excel in colombian coffee and monday night pub specials and cheap wine with expensive labels. i excel at being one of the guys and by being one of the guys i mean not being your wife. i filled the crevices you scraped in me like some kind of sculptor smoothing over past mistakes like being your wife was some kind of placebo pill i can sweat out with half-empty pizza boxes and grease stains on a couch that was never mine. when i first tell people about us about what i've done they say but you two fit so well but i liked you together but you were going to get married but but but but they don't see your knuckles almost shaking hands with my jawline or the time i stared at you deadpan i'm not scared of you and i think that's what scared you that i'm no battered wife that i'll take you all bleed you dry then smile from the corner. i am no battered wife like the woman who raised you whose christmas-gifted blanket i'm currently curled under but whose 4 a.m. whispered words i cherish more he can't make you forget what you felt like your lies would forge me into the *bat **** crazy ***** you christened me but what i felt in your booze-stained breath amaretto-sweet words ice-diluted eyes was i am no battered wife i am no laying next to you in bed at 30 with kids i couldn't convince myself to want and bruises that fit your fingers on my ribs. i'll take my tuesday tequila and too-loud laughs, my scrounging for quarters for just one more cup of coffee over your stability smirks.
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Feb 25, 2017
Feb 25, 2017 at 5:41 PM UTC
i am no battered wife
the first thing people would say upon our engagement is show me the ring like some bling is an ode of your love to me. i am not a homemaker i am a homebody. i excel in colombian coffee and monday night pub specials and cheap wine with expensive labels. i excel at being one of the guys and by being one of the guys i mean not being your wife. i filled the crevices you scraped in me like some kind of sculptor smoothing over past mistakes like being your wife was some kind of placebo pill i can sweat out with half-empty pizza boxes and grease stains on a couch that was never mine. when i first tell people about us about what i've done they say but you two fit so well but i liked you together but you were going to get married but but but but they don't see your knuckles almost shaking hands with my jawline or the time i stared at you deadpan i'm not scared of you and i think that's what scared you that i'm no battered wife that i'll take you all bleed you dry then smile from the corner. i am no battered wife like the woman who raised you whose christmas-gifted blanket i'm currently curled under but whose 4 a.m. whispered words i cherish more he can't make you forget what you felt like your lies would forge me into the *bat **** crazy ***** you christened me but what i felt in your booze-stained breath amaretto-sweet words ice-diluted eyes was i am no battered wife i am no laying next to you in bed at 30 with kids i couldn't convince myself to want and bruises that fit your fingers on my ribs. i'll take my tuesday tequila and too-loud laughs, my scrounging for quarters for just one more cup of coffee over your stability smirks.
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Bring together. Tear apart. (SIMULTANEITY) Command or be carried, be free or be ferried, believe or be bleary, wear on or be weary. The bedpan of old age, the deadpan of expression-- at the end before beyond, inward evacuation / outward ingestion, a life lived to die-- but life exists, after all. The "pan" of Pangaea, the pan of a camera-- at the start before tectonic cataclysm, localized catastrophe / universal symphony, indifference until perception-- but perception exists, after all. Either / Or: equal opponents at one moment until chosen. It could be said no dimension is parallel. -LP
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Nov 26, 2013
Nov 26, 2013 at 10:04 PM UTC
(SIMULTANEITY)
I. I want to walk out into the ocean’s gentle swells, and feel God’s palm cupped around me. II. I want to step, over the smooth, fluted stones, and the whorled shells of bright abalone, to sink down onto sundrenched sea-ground and close my eyes to see my blood-red sun-lit lids flicker and flash, as shuddering net-designs dance, threaded and lacy; as they curl, tangling across me. I want to slide my fingers through the slithering white sand-- the grains carved into ivory ripples by the currents’ deft hands. III. oh, I want to lie and close my eyes and feel the soft lurch of each wave jerking overhead, its strong tug like a kite, watch the shining fish scything past above, and let each dancing point of light reflected from their scales scar my pale face. IV. Oh, there is a howling, starving dog that circles on the shore, alone. he’s keened his frantic misery to the deadpan moon for so so long that no one listens anymore-- they gave it up long ago and just sprawl, licking the dunes; they lie and swear the grit quenches their aching thirst until they choke on their sand-covered tongues and die. V. You see, I want to see the moon rise, quivering through deep-water blackness; listen to the dolphins’ ghostly shrieks and clacks, and the whales’ deep, grieved noises. I want to forget the sound of human voices. I long to close my eyes, sink, and never rise. VI. bright, irregular globes flutter from my mouth quick, coruscating orbs of prayer, they shudder and dart upwards VII. saltwater, salt tears, ask Him if He hears you gasping.
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Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 at 10:42 PM UTC
a 7-part Requiem for the Sea
I. I want to walk out into the ocean’s gentle swells, and feel God’s palm cupped around me. II. I want to step, over the smooth, fluted stones, and the whorled shells of bright abalone, to sink down onto sundrenched sea-ground and close my eyes to see my blood-red sun-lit lids flicker and flash, as shuddering net-designs dance, threaded and lacy; as they curl, tangling across me. I want to slide my fingers through the slithering white sand-- the grains carved into ivory ripples by the currents’ deft hands. III. oh, I want to lie and close my eyes and feel the soft lurch of each wave jerking overhead, its strong tug like a kite, watch the shining fish scything past above, and let each dancing point of light reflected from their scales scar my pale face. IV. Oh, there is a howling, starving dog that circles on the shore, alone. he’s keened his frantic misery to the deadpan moon for so so long that no one listens anymore-- they gave it up long ago and just sprawl, licking the dunes; they lie and swear the grit quenches their aching thirst until they choke on their sand-covered tongues and die. V. You see, I want to see the moon rise, quivering through deep-water blackness; listen to the dolphins’ ghostly shrieks and clacks, and the whales’ deep, grieved noises. I want to forget the sound of human voices. I long to close my eyes, sink, and never rise. VI. bright, irregular globes flutter from my mouth quick, coruscating orbs of prayer, they shudder and dart upwards VII. saltwater, salt tears, ask Him if He hears you gasping.
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