IN THE GREATEST SINGING COMPETITION OF ALL
AUSTRALIA NOW HAS MADE IT'S MARK
A FAN OF THE COMPETITION
FLASHES HIS *** IN THE DARK


NOT A STREAKER AT THE CRICKET
NOT A *** CRACK AT NIGHT
BUT HE IS DRAPED IN THE FLAG
HIS *** IS SHINING BRIGHT



THIS RECOGNITION WE REALLY DON'T NEED
ONLY WINNING THE CONTEST DID MATTER
BUT A LAD FLASHING HIS ***
DID REALLY START INTERNET CHATTER

TRUMPS THREAT TRUMPS ATTACK
HE IS DENOUNCING JAMES COMEY
THERE IS NOW NO TURNING BACK


WITH THREATENING WORDS
AND TERRIBLE TWEETS
TRUMP IS REALLY ABUSIVE
THERE IS NO RETREAT


IS TRUMP CAUGHT UP
IN THE RUSSIAN SCANDAL
GETTING RID OF COMEY
IS MUCH EASIER TO HANDLE

IT'S MOTHERS DAY AGAIN
WE ARE FULL OF GOOD CHEER
LET'S CELEBRATE OUR MOTHERS
WHO WE LOVE SO DEAR


THEY HAVE GIVEN US LOVE
AND MADE OUR BEDS
THEY HAVE HEALED OUR HEARTS
AND USED NEEDLE AND THREAD


BUT ONCE A YEAR WE  LET
THEM KNOW WE LOVE THEM SO
FOR MUMS ARE THE BEST
JUST LET THEM KNOW

PRESIDENT TRUMP SACKS JAMES COMEY
HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SCANDAL
NO CONVICTION FOR HILLARY
TRUMP COULD NOT HANDLE


MR COMEY WENT PUBLIC ON
HIS CLOSURE OF THE CASE
THIS WAS ALL GOING ON
THROUGH THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE


HILLARY SAID THAT THIS SCANDAL
CAUSED HER TO LOOSE THE ELECTION
HILLARY THEN HAD NO CONVICTION
AND WENT ON WITH OUT ANY DETECTION

CASSIE THE AUSSIE DRUG SMUGGLER
NOW WANTS TAX PAYERS CASH
THIS IS INCREDIBLE AND STUPID
AND A WHOLE LOT OF TRASH


IF YOU SMUGGLE DRUGS IN A COUNTRY
WHERE THE PENALTIES ARE SEVERE
YOU WERE VERY CONSCIOUS OF YOUR ACTIONS
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY MY DEAR


DON'T EXPECT HONEST PEOPLE
TO NOW HELP BAIL YOU OUT
IF YOU SMUGGLE DRUGS AND GET CAUGHT
YOUR ON YOUR OWN NO DOUBT

DON'T WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE
THE QUEEN ADVISES THE YOUNG ROYALS
THERE ARE DEFINITELY TWO GENERATIONS
THAT FACE ALL THERE TOILS


ONE IS STRONG AND STOUT
AND HAS A GENERATION OF STRENGTH
THE OTHER GENERATION ARE YOUNG
AND EXPLAIN THEM IN LENGTH


BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE THE
ROYAL FAMILY ARE TRULY LOVED
WEATHER IT'S THE QUEEN OR THE YOUNG ROYALS
THEY ARE BLESSED FROM ABOVE

HILLARY CLINTON SEEMS TO
BE ON THE COME BACK CAMPAIGN
FUNDING THE PARTIES THAT ARE
AGAINST TRUMP AND REMAIN


HILLARY STILL NEEDS TO
MAKE HER POLITICAL VOICE COUNT
AS TRUMP MOVES FORWARD
AND THE PROBLEMS START TO MOUNT


HILLARY WAS NOT SENT TO JAIL
OVER HER EMAIL SCANDAL
CAN PRESIDENT TRUMP STILL SURVIVE
IF HILLARY'S VOICE IS HARD TO HANDLE

THERE IS A NEW TEACHER
ON THE BLOCK HE IS MOTIVATING
AND INSTALLING IN HIS
STUDENTS ESTEME


MAKING MATHS AND EDUCATION
A PART OF THEIR DREAMS


EDDIE WOO IS HIS NAME
HE IS LEAVING HIS MARK

HIS STUDENTS WILL GROW AND FIND
BRIGHTNESS FROM OUT OF THE DARK

MY GOD THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE
AT 146 THIS MAN PASSES AWAY
THIS WAS THE OLDEST MAN
LIVING ON OUR PLANET TODAY


HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
GOD MUST OF BLESSED HIS HEART
GOD MUST OF BEEN PRESENT
RIGHT FROM THE START


THIS IS AN AGE THAT IS
HARD TO EXCEPT IN YOUR MIND
HE IS THE ULTIMATE MONARCH
FOR ALL OF MANKIND


IF HIS DOCUMENTS ARE TO BE TRUE
IN INDONESIA HE DID LIVE
WOW AT THE AGE OF 146
MOTHER NATURE WILL FORGIVE


THE STRENGTH OF HIS HEART
AND THE PURITY OF HIS SOUL
WILL LIVE ON IN THE MEMORIES
OF MANKIND AND BE TOLD

HILLARY HAS SPOKEN OUT ON
THE ELECTION SHE HAD LOST
NOW SHE LOOKS BACK WITH
TIME TO COUNT THE COST


HILLARY MAY OF WON AND BE
MADAM PRESIDENT TODAY
BUT WITH ALL THE INTERFERENCE
SHE IS NOW ON HER WAY


NOW DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
AND WE WILL NEVER KNOW
FOR IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT SHE
WOULD GIVE IT A DAM GOOD GO

THERE IS A COWARDLY LION
WHO IS AFRAID OF A BUBBLE
SNAP CRACKLE AND POP
THE LION IS IN TROUBLE



THE KING OF THE JUNGLE
WATCHING THE BUBBLE BURST
WHAT AN INCREDIBLE VIDEO
I DON'T THINK IT WAS REHEARSED

PRESIDENT TRUMP AND MALCOLM TURNBULL
WILL NOW MEET AT LAST
WILL THE PHONE CALL THEY HAD
BRING BACK A CONVERSATION FROM THE PAST


NORTH KOREA WILL BE ON THE TABLE
THE MANUS ISLAND DEAL AS WELL
CAN THESE TWO GIANTS AGREE
WELL ONLY TIME WILL TELL


BUT ONE THING WILL BE FOR SURE
PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOOTS FROM THE HIP
PRIME MINISTER MALCOLM TURNBULL
SHOULD ENJOY HIS COLOURFUL TRIP

PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE
ARE SUING A MAGAZINE
THEIR PRIVATE LIVES ARE PRIVATE
AND NEVER TO BE SEEN


HERE IN AUSTRALIA JUST RELAXING
IN THE SUN AND TO REST
THE PAPARAZZI ARE TOO POUNCE
AND SHOW OF KATE'S BREAST


THIS INTRUSION INTO THERE LIFE
IS VERY QUESTIONABLE INDEED
THEY DEFINITELY HAVE THE RIGHT
TO SUE FOR MEDIA GREED

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS
KNOWN AS THE KING OF THE DEAL
THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS
IT IS QUITE REAL


HE CAN NEGOTIATE A DEAL
WHERE EVERYONE CAN WIN
THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS
HE IS THE KING OF SPIN


LETS HOPE THE DEALS
THAT ARE YET TO COME
WILL BRING THE WORLD TO PEACE
WHERE PEACE IS NUMBER ONE

A BOOK FOR YOU
A BOOK FOR ME
BUY A BOOK AND
WAIT AND SEE


IF YOU LOVE BOOKS
THESE BOOKS ARE FOR YOU
IF YOU LOVE BOOKS
WHY NOT BUY TWO


ANY INTEREST YOU HAVE
OR PASSION IS BEST
BUY MY BOOKS AND
PUT THEM TO THE TEST


ONE BOOK TWO BOOKS
READ THEM AND SEE
I COMPOSED THESE BOOKS
FOR YOU AND ME


WHAT A COLLECTION
ITS AHEAD OF THE REST
I HAVE MANY TOPICS
THAT'S WHY THEY ARE THE BEST

AS TRUMP HAS STATED
TRADE IS THE BEST
BUT TRUMP TRUMPS TRADE
WHEN KOREA WILL TEST


JAPAN HAS SENT A
REALLY HUGE BOAT
TO ASSIST THE AMERICANS
TO ALL STAY AFLOAT


LETS HOPE KOREA DECIDES
TO SIT DOWN AND CHAT
OR OUR WORLD WILL BE AT WAR
AND THAT IS THAT

KETTLE CHIPS REALLY
TOUCH YOUR HEART
WHEN YOU EAT ONE
YOU WILL NEVER PART



KETTLES CHIPS THEY
ARE THE MOST
HAVE YOU TRIED THEM
ON A PIECE OF TOAST



KETTLE CHIPS THEY
ARE THE BEST
THEY ARE VERY YUMMY
AHEAD OF THE REST



KETTLES CHIPS I
REALLY LOVE THEM SO
AFTER YOU EAT ONE
YOU WONT LET THEM GO



KETTLES CHIPS YOU ALWAYS
NEED ONE MORE SO HAVE
THEM IN YOUR CUPBOARD
AND NEVER SHUT THE DOOR

THE FIRST HUNDRED DAYS
IN TRUMP WE TRUST
LETS DISTURB THE WORLD
FOR AMERICA ITS A MUST


THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF TRUMP
IN TRUMP THEY TRUST
AMERICA IS THE NEW SHERIFF
NORTH KOREA THEY ******


IN TRUMP WE TRUST
TOO LEAD AND PROTECT
EVEN THOUGH HIS POLLS ARE LOW
THEY WILL NEVER REGRET

FOR WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES
ANOTHER DOOR WILL OPEN
FOR THE LOVE OF A FATHER
WILL ALWAYS BE UNSPOKEN


SOMETIMES A DECISION IS MADE
THAT CAN ALWAYS BE FORGIVEN
DON'T LET YOUR HEART EVER FALL DOWN
OR GUILT WILL ALWAYS STRICKEN


FORGIVENESS FROM YOURSELF WILL
LET YOUR HEART SOAR LIKE A DOVE
FOR YOUR FATHER WILL FORGIVE YOU
BECAUSE THE DECISION CAME FROM LOVE

ERIN MORAN FROM HAPPY DAYS
HAS SUDDENLY PASSED AWAY
FONZIE IS GRIEVING BADLY
CHACHI IS EXTREMELY SAD
MARION IS HEART BROKEN
AND RALPH IS VERY MAD


HAPPY DAYS WAS A GREAT SHOW
AND WHAT AN INCREDIBLE CAST
IT WILL STAY IN OUR MEMORIES
AND LIVE IN OUR HEARTS
AND THERE IT WILL ALWAYS LAST

RACING DRIVERS RACE CARS
JOCKEYS RIDE HORSES
SAILORS SAIL BOATS AND
NAVIGATORS PLAN COURSES


BUILDERS THEY BUILD HOMES
TV HOSTS HOST SHOWS
TEACHERS TEACH PUPILS
AND GARDNER'S USE ***'S


ASTRONAUTS GO TO MARS
AND WRESTLERS JUST THROW THEM
BUT POOR OLD LITTLE ME
I JUST COMPOSE POEMS

I HAVE COMPOSED OVER 1500 POEMS
FROM EVERYTHING KNOWN TO MAN
FROM THE WAR IN SYRIA
TO THE COLOSSUS OF JAPAN


FROM BREXIT IN THE UK
TO THE ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP
FROM THE STOCK MARKET CRASH
TO THE FOUNDERS OF ECKY THUMP


FORM THE PASSING OF LEGENDS
AND THE BIRTHDAY OF THE QUEEN
FORM THE WAR IN KOREA
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


TO THE OLDEST CITIZEN PASSING AWAY
TO THE OCEAN LINERS OF THE SEA
BUT THE BEST POEMS OF ALL
ARE ABOUT LITTLE OLD ME

MENTAL HEALTH IS A BIG
ISSUE IN YOUNG MEN
PRINCE WILLIAM AND LADY GAGA
PUT FACE TIME TO PEN


THEY DISCUSS THE ISSUES THAT
HAVE EFFECTED THEM BOTH
IT IS OK TO SEEK HELP
YOUNG MEN MY OATH


THE ISSUE WILL BE BETTER
IF IT IS OUT IN THE OPEN
JUST DISCUSS IT AND SEEK HELP
FOR IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL BE BROKEN

I CANNOT HAVE WHAT
I CANNOT SEE AND
I CANNOT DO WHAT
I CANNOT BE


I CANNOT LOVE WHAT
I CANNOT KNOW
I CANNOT HAVE IF
I CANNOT LET GO


I CANNOT DEVOUR IF
I CANNOT HUNGER
I CANNOT DEVOTE IF
I CANNOT ANY LONGER


I CANNOT DELIVER WHAT
I CANNOT HOLD
I CANNOT DIVULGE IF
I CANNOT UNFOLD


I CANNOT LOVE IF
I CANNOT LET GO
I CANNOT FIND LOVE IF
I CANNOT KNOW

CHILDREN ON BUSES ALL
WERE READY TO ESCAPE
INNOCENT SYRIAN CITIZENS LEAVING
BUT A BOMB DID ****


OUR CHILDREN WERE STRICKEN DOWN
AND LOOSE THEIR LIVES ONCE MORE
WHY CANT THE VISION OF THESE CHILDREN
CHANGE THE SYRIAN WAR


HOW CAN MAN KIND EXCEPT
THIS MOST HORRIFIC CRIME
OUR CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE
PEACE IS NOW THE TIME


IF THE WORLD LEADERS DON'T ACT
AND BRING THE WORLD TO PEACE
THE DEATH OF OUR BELOVED CHILDREN
GLOBALLY WILL ONLY INCREASE

THE MOAB HAS BEEN DROPPED
THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
NOT AN OUNCE NOT A POUND
BUT A WHOLE LOT OF TONS

AMERICA IS NOW AGGRESSIVE
INSTEAD OF STEPPING BACK
AMERICA IS NOW THE SHERIFF
AND REALLY ON THE ATTACK


NORTH KOREA WONT PUT UP WITH
ANY OF AMERICAS FORCE
THESE TWO GIANT COUNTRIES WILL
PUT MAN KINDS FUTURE OF COURSE

I DON'T COMPOSE MY POEMS
WITH EMOTION FAVOURITISM  OR GLEE
I JUST COMPOSE MY POEMS
ON WHAT I ALWAYS SEE


IF YOU HAVE AN EMOTIONAL REACTION
THIS IS UP TO YOU
I JUST COMPOSE MY POEMS
TO BRING THEM ALL TO YOU

LET'S GET OUR BATTLE SHIP AND
PARK IT OF THE NORTH KOREAN COAST
MY SHIP IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
THIS I CAN DEFINITELY BOAST


I LIKE TO FLEX MY MUSCLE
SHOW YOU I AM THE BEST
DON'T GET ME REALLY MAD
OR YOU WILL PUT ME TO THE TEST


I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD
I HIT WITH A BIG THUMP
NORTH KOREA WATCH OUT FOR ME
FOR I AM DONALD TRUMP

MY NAME IS PRESIDENT TRUMP
I AM HERE TO BOWL YOU OVER
I AM ALWAYS LIKE A BULL AT A GATE
OR RED ROVER COMING OVER


I DON'T  THINK BEFORE I REACT
I NEVER LISTEN TO OTHERS
THAT IS WHY MY MUM LEFT ME
LIKE MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS


I RUN AMERICA BY MYSELF
I KNOW I AM ALWAYS RIGHT
I NEVER LISTEN TO MY ADVISORS
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT

WILL WE HAVE WAR
WHO CAN REALLY TELL
WILL WE HAVE PEACE
OR BE BLOWN TO HELL


THE LEADERS WILL CHAT
WITH DISCUSSION AND DEBATE
CHATTING ABOUT OUR FUTURE
AND MAN KINDS FATE


OUR HEARTS ARE HURT
OUR SOULS ARE DESTROYED
COME ON DONALD TRUMP
NUCLEAR WEAPONS DEPLOY

WHY DOSE MAN FIGHT
TO THE BRINK OF DEATH
TAKING THE LIVES OF OTHERS
TILL THEIR LAST REMAINING BREATH


ALL THE MOVIES WE SEE
THAT PREDICT THE END OF MAN
MAY ONE DAY COME TRUE
LETS STOP IT IF WE CAN


LIFE IS A TRUE GIFT
WE JUST TREAT IT WITH DISGRACE
WE MUST LEARN TO RESPECT IT
FOR THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE

AN AMERICAN MISSILE STRIKE
HITS AN AIRBASE IN SYRIA
PRESIDENT  TRUMP UNLEASHED HIS MIGHT
TO STOP THE SYRIAN HYSTERIA


WHEN CHEMICAL WEAPONS ARE USED
TO TAKE OUT INNOCENT HUMAN LIFE
THE COUNTRY THAT LAUNCHES THESE WEAPONS
CAN EXPECT A WHOLE LOT OF STRIFE


YOUR HEART IS BROKEN
YOUR SOUL IS BURNT
WHEN YOU SEE ALL THE NEWS


PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE A DECISION
AND CAN ADAPT QUICKLY
TO EXPRESS AMERICAS VIEWS

HER MAJESTY LOVES HER CHOCOLATE BISCUIT CAKE
SHE TAKES IT EVERY WHERE
PEOPLE LOVE TIM TAMS AND CHOCOLATE
WITH SWEETS YOU REALLY CARE


IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A NIBBLE
ON THE SWEETS YOU LOVE THE MOST
HER MAJESTY LOVES HER CHOCOLATE BISCUIT CAKE
LET'S ALL JUST RAISE A TOAST

DON RICKLES HAS PASSED AWAY
A MAGICAL COMEDIAN OF NOTE
HIS ABILITY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
ROASTING WAS ALL HE WROTE


FOR 90 YEARS HIS COMIC ABILITY
KEPT US LAUGHING OUT LOUD
ALL THE COMICS OF THE WORLD
WHO KNEW HIM WERE VERY PROUD


TO ROAST A TOAST TO OTHER
CELEBRITIES THIS IS WHAT HE KNEW
HE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS
A COMIC A PROFESSIONAL OF A FEW

SYRIA HAS CHEMICAL WEAPONS
RUSSIA HAS HACKING BEAT
NORTH KOREA WITH GUIDED MISSILES
AND PRESIDENT TRUMP WITH HIS TWEETS


THERE IS WAR ALL AROUND US
UNREST ACROSS THE GLOBE
U.K. NOW HAS BREXIT UNLEASHED
AND HARRY HAS A BETROTHED


WHAT IS A BOY TO DO
WHEN OUR WORLD IS IN A MESS
JUST HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
AND PUT IT ALL TO REST

THE SYRIAN REBELS HAVE
USED A CHEMICAL ATTACK
CIVILIAN WOMEN AND CHILDREN
WERE UNDER THE RACK


A CHEMICAL WEAPON WAS
USED ON THE INNOCENT CHILDREN
THE BRUTAL REALITY OF THE CIVIL WAR
MAY NEVER REACH A CONCLUSION


A PLACE OF HEALING AND AN AIRSTRIKE
WAS LAUNCHED ON A HOSPITAL
WHAT AN ATROCITY AND DISGRACE
HOW COULD THIS BE POSSIBLE


A NERVE AGENT ATTACK BY
THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT
THE WORLD IS DISCUSSED


THE U.N. THE WORLD LEADERS
SHOULD STOP THIS ATROCITY
RETALIATION IS A MUST

RUSSIA HAS A TERROR ATTACK
PUTIN FEELS THE STING
INNOCENT PEOPLES LIVES ARE LOST
MAYHEM IT DOSE BRING


NO COUNTRY IS IMMUNE
TO THE TERRORISTS GLOBAL REACH
WE MUST DEFEAT ISIS
PEACE WE MUST TEACH


THE TERRORISTS HAVE NO COMPASSION
FOR THE BEAUTY OF HUMAN LIFE
ALL THEY DO IS TERRORISE US ALL
AND CAUSE HEART ACHE AND STRIFE

I AM LOCKED IN THE CABOOSE
GET ME OUT OF JAIL
I DON'T LIKE THIS PEN
I AM JUST A MERE MAIL


THE WALLS AT THIS PRISON
REMIND ME OF THE JOINT
DON'T PUT ME IN THE LOCK UP
I CAN'T SEE THE POINT


WHAT IS THIS WATCH HOUSE
I WILL UPGRADE TO THE BIG HOUSE
I AM INNOCENT YOU HERE OR
I WILL SQUEAL  LIKE A MOUSE

I AM SITTING IN MY CHAIR
IN MY RETIREMENT HOME
WONDERING WHY I ALWAYS
SHOULD BE ALONE  


I CANT REMEMBER WHAT
I USE TO KNOW
NOT EVEN IF I THINK
AND GIVE IT A DAM GOOD GO


MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
DON'T COME VISIT ANYMORE
WHY DO THEY THINK I
HAVE BECOME A CHORE


ALL I NEED IS SOMETHING
TO PASS THE TIME AWAY
WHILE I AM SITTING IN MY CHAIR
AND MY MIND MAY STRAY


THINKING OF A TIME
OF A YOUNGER MAN
WHO COULD ALWAYS DO
WHAT EVER HE CAN


BUT WHILE I AM SITTING
HERE IN MY CHAIR
I AM THINKING THAT THE
WORLD DOSE NOT CARE


BUT NOW SITTING IN MY CHAIR
I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED MARK
HE IS A BIT OF A CHARACTER
AND A BIT OF A LARK


HE COMES TO VISIT ME
AND WE HAVE A CHAT
WHILE SITTING IN MY CHAIR
WELL HOW ABOUT THAT

PRINCE WILLIAM ON THE DANCE FLOOR
THE PRINCE CAN REALLY GROOVE
IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
HE PUTS YOU IN THE MOOD


TO DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN
AND DANCE THE FUNKY GIBBON
IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
YOU WILL GET A YELLOW RIBBON


SO REMEMBER IF YOUR DANCING WITH THE PRINCE
PLEASE DON'T DO THE HOKEY POKEY
FOR IF YOUR ON THE DANCE FLOOR
THEN YOUR NOT A FRIEND OF SMOKEY

THERE IS ICE IN MY HEART
AND BLOOD ON MY HANDS
WE ARE HERE ON EARTH
FOR THE DESTRUCTION  OF MAN


WE ARE DESTROYING OUR PLANET
AND CREATING WAR WITH MANKIND
WE WILL NEVER FIND PEACE
IF WAR IS ON OUR MIND


IF WE PUT ALL THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE
INTO THE POSITIVES OF LIFE
OUR FUTURE FOR OUR KIDS
WOULD NOT BE FULL OF STRIFE

REALITY HAS BECOME A MOVIE
THE WHOLE WORLD IS CATCHING
IS IT REAL OR IS IT FAKE NEWS
THE TRUTH IS WORTH WATCHING


PEOPLE ARE KILLED AS
THE PLANES FLY BY AND
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS DYING


ALL THE REFUGEES ARE
WONDERING OUR WORLD WHILE
LITTLE BABIES ARE CRYING


WHEN WILL ALL THIS STOP AND
WHEN WILL PEACE BECOME THE MOVIE
UNTIL OUR LEADERS BECOME COMMITTED
THE 70S WERE REALLY GROOVY

LONDON IS DOWN THERE
IS ANOTHER HORRIFIC ATTACK
THE TERRORIST'S AND WOLVES
TRIED TO GIVE US A WHACK


BUT LONDON HAS INCREDIBLE STRENGTH
AND A PURE HEART AND SOUL
MANY INNOCENT LIVES WERE LOST
AND THE WORLD AGAIN COUNTS THE TOLL


THIS NEW TYPE OF VENGEANCE
WILL NOT BREAK OUR RESOLVE
EVEN THOUGH THEY KEEP COMING
OUR DEMOCRACY WON'T DISSOLVE


I KEEP COMPOSING ABOUT
THESE MOST HORRIFIC EVENTS
WHICH ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART


BUT THE TERRORIST'S MUST KNOW
THAT AS A STRONG AND LOVING MANKIND
IT WON'T TARE US APART

ITS WORLD POETRY DAY OUR
POETIC VOICE WILL BE HEARD
CHANGING OUR BEAUTIFUL WORLD
WITH EVERY RHYMING WORD


OUR SOUL AND OUR THOUGHTS
WILL DESCRIBE WHAT WE SEE
OUR THOUGHTS OUR POETRY
OUR VOICE WILL BE FREE


WE LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD
AND THROUGH OUR POETRY YOU WILL SEE
WE WILL BRING MANKIND TOGETHER
AND OUR HEARTS WILL BE FREE

WHY DO I COMPOSE POETRY
BECAUSE I JUST HAVE TO KNOW
I JUST HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING
OF THE POETIC WORDS ON SHOW


THEY ARE GIVEN FROM OUR HEARTS
AND OUR WONDERING MINDS EYE
THEY EXPLORE A WORLD THAT
ONLY A POET WILL DARE TRY


US POETS ATTEMPT TO PORTRAY
WHAT IS IN OUR HEART AND SOUL
TO BRING A POEM TO LIFE
TO MAKE YOUR WORLD UNFOLD

CHUCK BERRY PASSES AWAY A TRUE
LEGEND OF HIS TIME
HE WAS A MUSIC TRAIL BLAZER
HIS PASSING AWAY IS A CRIME


HE WAS THE FOUNDATION OF ROCK AND ROLL
THE GOD FATHER OF RHYTHM AND BLUES
HIS MUSIC HIS MOVES HIS GUITAR
WAS ROCK AND ROLL THROUGH AND THROUGH


MANY A MUSIC LEGEND OF TODAY
WAS INFLUENCED WITH HIS STYLE
ROCK AND ROLL AND CHUCK BERRY
WILL BE WITH US FOR A WHILE

WHY DO I WRITE POETRY
I JUST DON'T KNOW BUT
FROM ONE LONELY THOUGHT
THE RHYMING VERSE WILL FLOW


JUST LIKE A MIGHTY OAK
CRAVING THE SUNS TOUCH
MY WORDS WILL DEVELOP
AND HOPEFULLY MEAN AS MUCH


JUST LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF OLD
THE STORY IN VERSE WILL UNFOLD
TO BRING A POEM TO LIFE
AND THE STORY WILL BE TOLD


OF THE PLEASURES OF LIFE
AND MANY A SPLENDID THING
THAT WILL BRING A TEAR TO YOUR EYE
OR BRING A BEAUTIFUL ROBIN TO SING


FOR WHEN YOU READ MY POEMS
YOUR HEART WILL WANT MORE
AND YOU WILL BE IN RAPTURES
OR LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR


BUT ONE THING I KNOW
IS WHEN YOU ARE ALONE
MY BOOKS AND MY POEMS
WILL BRING YOU CLOSER TO HOME

THE TAX RETURNS OF THE PRESIDENT
NOW HAVE BEEN FOUND
WHAT WILL THEY REVEAL
FROM THE TOP END OF TOWN


HAS THE PRESIDENT DECLARED
ALL THAT HE SHOULD
FORM THE TAX THAT HE PAID
AS ONLY THE PRESIDENT COULD


WHAT WILL THIS PROVE TO
THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER
HIS TAX RETURNS ARE NOW REVEALED
ON OFFICIAL TRUMP PAPER

TO HAIR OR NOT TO HAIR
THAT IS THE QUESTION
WHATS WITH TRUMPS HAIR
I JUST HAVE TO MENTION


IS IT FOR REAL OR
IS IT JUST A WIG
THE PRESIDENTS BEAUTIFUL RUG
LETS DANCE A JIG

THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES
THE QUEEN'S BATON RELAY
THE POETRY OF QUEENSLAND
IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE TODAY


MY BOOK IS IN THE PALACE
MY LETTER FROM THE QUEEN
PROMOTING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE
LIKE NEVER EVER SEEN


I AM A BRISBANE POET
THE QUEEN HAS MY BOOK
THE BATON RELAY HAS STARTED
BY HOOK OR BY CROOK