Steve Page Jun 7
She touched my ***.
I'm sure she touched my ***.
She's getting off on the 20th floor.
At least she did yesterday.
I've not got long.
What do I do? Turn and smile?
Do I subtly return the compliment as she passes by?
Did she touch my ***?
Or was it that bloke's bag?
I don't think she did.
She didn't touch my ***.
Don't be daft.
There she goes. 
I wonder why she limps that way?
(Sigh)
Blast, I'm late again.
Prompted by a line from Victoria Wood. She knew how to use the word '***' to good effect.
Aa Harvey Jun 2
The Unspoken Truth of Desire


A woman’s hair is as important as her cup size.

Jeans **** your beautiful legs and strangle your thighs.

I like the fact your *** looks big in that.

When you are full of ****, you find new eyes.


(C)2013 Aa Harvey. All Rights Reserved.
Azrapse Nov 2017
church full of hypocrites
Praying for salvation
Half asleep through the sermon
Running out just to go dancing with the devil
But who am I to speak
I'm just a crazy *** on the streets
But every *** a human being just trynna stay alive through the struggle
I don't have a job but I hustle
Every single day
I see the way they look at me like I'm the **** of the earth
But im just trynna feed my stomach
If I was a car I'd be running on empty
I don't even think I can feel
these hunger pains anymore
Yet you look into my eyes and they're filled with soul
jas Feb 15
golden hair and blue eyes
the indefinite sun, how it shines
radiances amongst your warm tan skin  
glowing from within

soft ridges of the waves
sway back and forth
towards your board

the high you get from urging to touch
those soft pink skies
and the rush of the water building intensely
as you approach

alas
with a  cool breeze
this moment is felt at ease
taking it all in as you take a breath
a few seconds of blissful peace

the moment your feet touch the grainy sand
reality hits back
dripping wet yet scrounging for thirst

you sit there a moment with your board
and gradually embrace today
as you look back at the sun meeting the water
you bid farewell
just until tomorrow
for that one surfer dude
took a trip to the store today

bought fried chicken, shrimp,
potato wedges, Hawaiian rolls,
macaroni salad and coleslaw

a women was sampling
free Christmas *****
at a booth near me.

I had no intentions to divulge
as I walked past without
saying anything

but she offered
(not that she wanted to but
because it was her job)

I stopped and said “sure”

she gave me a grotesque look,

a look I’m often familiar with,

like I was human garbage

she handed me the *****
in a tiny shot glass as our
hands accidentally touched

she was hiding it well but you
could tell she wanted to dip
her hands in an acid vat after
touching me

I lifted up the drink til it was eye level
and she proceeded to tell me all the
unimportant facts about the drink and
how it was on sale and so forth,
I started to tune her out....

for that split moment,
as quick as the blink of an eye,
I had a realization that
your first job is
your first experience
and wake up call to how
doltish and bias and cruel
the world can be,
myself included.

I set down the drink down on the table
and walked off without saying a word,

I could barely hear her whisper under
her breath, “******* ***”

who am I to judge,
she had every right to judge me,
I did look like a ***

but I don’t want to look
like a million bucks,

just a well polished
five dollar bill
should suffice

I got home and poured myself that
drink I didn’t have at the store and
also ate the fried chicken, shrimp,
potato wedges, Hawaiian rolls,
macaroni salad and
even the coleslaw too.

what can I say?

every hand you’ve
ever shook has had
a **** in it.
The world is too bitter to add to it.
Nateive Son May 2017
Dedicated to Mr. York

Eliot's a ***,
He chooses to work on a poetry website,
Instead of investing in Vanguard ETFs,
With the dollas from his coding job,
Bah!
Take the hot dog from its bun,
And I'll dedicate my life,
To an art form that's constantly dying,
And being reborn,
Fer yoo.

Mhmmm,
Yeah,
Eliot's A ***,
Which is why I always refer to him,
As "the gawd with no name,"
His soul is just as tattered as his jeans and,
He ain't no perfect person,
But his heart will not be served,
With spicy mustard.

Yes,
You heard it here,
BREAKING NEWS!
ELIOT'S A ***,
Just one man with compooter,
And probably some sort of arugula salad,
Next to his cat named Wimbletoe,
While he reads the emotions of scattered realities,
Over and over and over and over,
Putting the proverbial diaper back on again with HTML

captain's horn blows

Eliot's a ***,
And I love him.
No worries, Eliot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAz1Dw-VCp8

Write more poetry, ya ***. Lemme see yer heart.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
IN THE GREATEST SINGING COMPETITION OF ALL
AUSTRALIA NOW HAS MADE IT'S MARK
A FAN OF THE COMPETITION
FLASHES HIS *** IN THE DARK


NOT A STREAKER AT THE CRICKET
NOT A *** ***** AT NIGHT
BUT HE IS DRAPED IN THE FLAG
HIS *** IS SHINING BRIGHT



THIS RECOGNITION WE REALLY DON'T NEED
ONLY WINNING THE CONTEST DID MATTER
BUT A LAD FLASHING HIS ***
DID REALLY START INTERNET CHATTER
EUROVISION SINGING COMPETITION AUSTRALIA GOT RECOGNITION BUT NOT WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR.
Steve Apr 2017
Our Valerie
Spent her salary
Going to the gym
Working out
Till there's no doubt
Her **** was really slim
There goes Valerie
Not a spare calorie
All the boys would say
Look at that ***
As tight as a drum
And that would really make her day.
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