IN THE GREATEST SINGING COMPETITION OF ALL
AUSTRALIA NOW HAS MADE IT'S MARK
A FAN OF THE COMPETITION
FLASHES HIS *** IN THE DARK


NOT A STREAKER AT THE CRICKET
NOT A *** CRACK AT NIGHT
BUT HE IS DRAPED IN THE FLAG
HIS *** IS SHINING BRIGHT



THIS RECOGNITION WE REALLY DON'T NEED
ONLY WINNING THE CONTEST DID MATTER
BUT A LAD FLASHING HIS ***
DID REALLY START INTERNET CHATTER