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MARK RIORDAN May 2017
CASSIE THE AUSSIE DRUG SMUGGLER
NOW WANTS TAX PAYERS CASH
THIS IS INCREDIBLE AND STUPID
AND A WHOLE LOT OF TRASH


IF YOU SMUGGLE DRUGS IN A COUNTRY
WHERE THE PENALTIES ARE SEVERE
YOU WERE VERY CONSCIOUS OF YOUR ACTIONS
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY MY DEAR


DON'T EXPECT HONEST PEOPLE
TO NOW HELP BAIL YOU OUT
IF YOU SMUGGLE DRUGS AND GET CAUGHT
YOUR ON YOUR OWN NO DOUBT
A YOUNG AUSSIE GIRL CASSIE IS BEING HELD IN COLUMBIA. WHY DIDN'T SHE CHECK HER OWN LUGGAGE AND CHECK THE PACKAGES GIVEN TO HER. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS IN YOUR OWN LUGGAGE. NOW SHE IS ASKING HELP FROM AUSSIE TAX PAYERS TO FUND HER DEFENSE IN COLUMBIA. THE POEM SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

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