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If Hillary somehow taken Trump's sauce
Found her ladle before her e-mails loss
Saved all the macaroni
From the plate of Trump phoney
Our stomachs now would not ache, turn and toss

Logan Robertson

4/04/2019
Hillary had the kitchen sink, was a huge favorite on betting sites and had the presidential election won in her back pocket. When it counted the most- the debates, defending the discrepancy regarding her e-mails she became doe eyed and became the hunted.
Juan Bot Feb 22
The color of hate
The light of darkness
God's failed abortion.

Glass shattering,
Babies crying,
Earth breaking,

   He laughs.

Smoke polluting,
People dying,
Unhappiness increasing,

    He cheers,

Disguised as a vegetable,
A thick carrot,
Promoting good eyesight,

    But he blinds us all.

The rat stumbles into cities,
Dashing into homes,
Spreading the plague,

    He bites.

Infecting,
******,
Killing,

   He wins.

We unite,
We rise,
We fight.

    He falls.

Chopped to pieces,
Diced, seasoned, and cooked,
Roasted salad.

Yummy.
F*** DONALD TRUMP. #DEMOCRATS RISE
The Trumpoet Nov 2017
Oh Donald Trump may be an angry, narcissistic fool;
A racist, a misogynist and all-round half-baked tool.
Upon his nation and the world, he represents a curse,
but all of that's okay, you see, for Hillary was worse!

Oh Hillary, she had mad cow and syphilis and rabies.
She drank the blood of virgins and she lived to dine on babies,
and from her eyes shot laser beams while on a broom she flew.
In every way she's crooked, for The Donald says it's true!

She once was witnessed soaking in a lava-filled hot tub,
where she was playing footsie with her pal, Beelzebub!
To the Gulf and Caribbean she released the hurricane.
She brings the earthquake, fire, plague, and drought and flooding rain!

Although she now is history, with influence no more,
we must all hate her while The Donald's failings we ignore.
So while Trump spews his hate and puts all progress in reverse,
we must embrace his evil ways... For Hillary was worse!
You can also see this and my other Trumpoems performed at: trumpoet.com.
Link: https://youtu.be/OMMJcCp7Esc
Written: November 18, 2017
ConnectHook Oct 2017
HEAR YE HEAR YE
It's a wedding bell for bedding well cause' we're crushin' the illusion of Russian collusion! CNN wets on Russian bedding but Trump bets on Russian wedding, and you're invited to the bridal shower. Punking the monkery, dig the debunkery; from Rasputin to Putin it's time for some straight shootin'. Hillary looks old and glowers at Donald's rumored golden showers. Our media owes US an explanation for streams of steaming urination, but we are willing to forgive and use their wet diapers as debt wipers. My poem's appeal may take a toll, but let its little peal now roll:

******, ******
rings the bell
A Fake News warning; time to spell
out what was wet with Moscow girls.
Putin's putas ?  Wisdom's pearls
were pried from Truth's reluctant shell,
banishing Hillary straight to ****.
None. It's what we want left over
from this hag. We now discover
beds were dry; it all amounted
(all those golden tricks recounted)
to less than a tepid bowl of kasha. . .
Russia laughed from her summer dacha.
InfoWars was on it first
while Dems spun lies from false to worst,
awarding cash for faked dossiers
embellished with the CIA's
well-trained performing circus-seal.
The FBI endorsed the deal
as RINOS horned in on the action:
Washingtonian distraction;
a democrat-concocted fuss—

. . . but we ALL paid Hillary to **** on us.
TRUMP / PENCE 2020
**** on the Fake News !
HILLARY for PRISON
SUBVERT GLOBALISM.
Don Bouchard Jun 2017
Hanging Obamas?
Beheaded Trumps?
Time for the ghouls
To start taking their lumps.

Stand down the MEDIA,
Hillary, go home,
Rush, stop your spouting,
Warren, go roam.

Our parents have told us
America has no fears
In peaceful revolutions
Every four years.

But this time it's different,
The country's on fire,
On hate we're **** bent
Messing our nests in our ire.

Meanwhile the World looks
At us with awe
To see a great nation
Stagger and yaw.

It's time for the people
Of a nation this great
To pick up the pieces
To stop all the hate,
To rally their causes,
To seek peaceful means
Of political changes
Based on old laws
That preserve the nation
Despite human flaws.
Constitutional Law is only as good as the people who agree to live by it. When the people become so corrupt and weak that they no longer abide by the rules, mayhem results. Welcome to 2017. God help us.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
PRESIDENT TRUMP SACKS JAMES COMEY
HILLARY CLINTON'S EMAIL SCANDAL
NO CONVICTION FOR HILLARY
TRUMP COULD NOT HANDLE


MR COMEY WENT PUBLIC ON
HIS CLOSURE OF THE CASE
THIS WAS ALL GOING ON
THROUGH THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE


HILLARY SAID THAT THIS SCANDAL
CAUSED HER TO LOOSE THE ELECTION
HILLARY THEN HAD NO CONVICTION
AND WENT ON WITH OUT ANY DETECTION
PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST SACKS JAMES COMEY OVER HIS PUBLIC CLOSURE OF THE INVESTIGATION INTO HILLARY'S EMAIL SCANDAL.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
HILLARY CLINTON SEEMS TO
BE ON THE COME BACK CAMPAIGN
FUNDING THE PARTIES THAT ARE
AGAINST TRUMP AND REMAIN


HILLARY STILL NEEDS TO
MAKE HER POLITICAL VOICE COUNT
AS TRUMP MOVES FORWARD
AND THE PROBLEMS START TO MOUNT


HILLARY WAS NOT SENT TO JAIL
OVER HER EMAIL SCANDAL
CAN PRESIDENT TRUMP STILL SURVIVE
IF HILLARY'S VOICE IS HARD TO HANDLE
HILLARY CLINTON AND THE CLINTON FOUNDATION ARE NOW FUNDING POLITICAL PARTIES THAT ARE A VOICE AGAINST PRESIDENT TRUMP.
MARK RIORDAN May 2017
HILLARY HAS SPOKEN OUT ON
THE ELECTION SHE HAD LOST
NOW SHE LOOKS BACK WITH
TIME TO COUNT THE COST


HILLARY MAY OF WON AND BE
MADAM PRESIDENT TODAY
BUT WITH ALL THE INTERFERENCE
SHE IS NOW ON HER WAY


NOW DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
AND WE WILL NEVER KNOW
FOR IF HILLARY WAS PRESIDENT SHE
WOULD GIVE IT A DAM GOOD GO
HILLARY CLINTON HAS SPOKEN OUT ON HER LOST OPPORTUNITY TO BE MADAM PRESIDENT.
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