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"flabbergasted" poems
Can I have a word, please? It can be any word. Just give me a word. We can all share the rest. Just let me have one. It can be anything. I'd take canteen or avid. I'd even settle for timely. But you can't use my word, whatever it is, without asking. Because it's my word. And I'll almost always let you use it when you ask. Unless, for example, my word is wonderful and you want to use it to describe a movie I haven't seen yet or a movie I saw already and didn't care for. I really want everything. That's my first choice. Flabbergasted is a close second.
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Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 10:48 AM UTC
Can I Have a Word?
Barefoot, blistered and bleeding She wanders in from the street People stare, flabbergasted Very odd, unheard of in fact She doesn’t know her size So like Cinderella, she tries them on Randomly selecting pretty colours Silvery, glittery heels She twirls for the mirror Sales assistant sighs Wellingtons for the garden If she had one! Satin ice skates She would glide on the icy pond Pretty sandals To feel the sand between her toes Boring, black brogues Perfect! With no pennies in her pocket She wanders back to the street Barefoot, blistered and bleeding
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Jan 27, 2015
Jan 27, 2015 at 5:59 AM UTC
Shoes
The antique shop, a cauldron where memories from far and near boil and froth, where chronological order didn't matter, time stood still, part real, as much magic, different lives from distant lands and time rolled in to one. Here they met, by chance,a man and a mysterious woman,with an eye for unusual, among what was  on display were things a conman would seek and also favorite stuff fit for  kings, artifacts and articles they must have used or hankered after. Past uses these museum pieces as baits for us, secretly preparing us to surrender before future, unkind and rude in mind; he changed roles as both con and king, there was a constant yes, she was the mate in each he couldn't take  eyes  off her, and she asked what he looks for, "The famous ****** quilt, that was to be mine twice before, I missed making it mine, narrowly every time" He wondered how did he make up that story so quick. "I can take you to the quilt, but it isn't here" she said not a bit  hesitant He was flabbergasted by the turn of events,as if a hidden scripted move shows the way They left by her car, she was eloquent about the effects of the ****** quilt. As they stood near the ****** quilt, in this room he thought was part of an antique shop, the place looked deserted, and her eyes shone when she suggestively said "Want to test the effect? Don't be disappointed" It wasn't. How could one  imagine, that the quilt can be so voluptuous. That secret shook him out of his shell, she had  nothing to do  with antique of any kind, just another visitor like him, and the quilt was an ingenious plot she hatched in keeping with my sudden flourish, the quilt, was a new addition in her bed patch worked in silk, light weight, it wasn't a blanket, but ****** in its very touch it was them, the moment of adventure they found had brought the rapture,who would regret?
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Jul 28, 2013
Jul 28, 2013 at 1:23 PM UTC
An ****** Quilt, Found by Chance
The antique shop, a cauldron where memories from far and near boil and froth, where chronological order didn't matter, time stood still, part real, as much magic, different lives from distant lands and time rolled in to one. Here they met, by chance,a man and a mysterious woman,with an eye for unusual, among what was  on display were things a conman would seek and also favorite stuff fit for  kings, artifacts and articles they must have used or hankered after. Past uses these museum pieces as baits for us, secretly preparing us to surrender before future, unkind and rude in mind; he changed roles as both con and king, there was a constant yes, she was the mate in each he couldn't take  eyes  off her, and she asked what he looks for, "The famous ****** quilt, that was to be mine twice before, I missed making it mine, narrowly every time" He wondered how did he make up that story so quick. "I can take you to the quilt, but it isn't here" she said not a bit  hesitant He was flabbergasted by the turn of events,as if a hidden scripted move shows the way They left by her car, she was eloquent about the effects of the ****** quilt. As they stood near the ****** quilt, in this room he thought was part of an antique shop, the place looked deserted, and her eyes shone when she suggestively said "Want to test the effect? Don't be disappointed" It wasn't. How could one  imagine, that the quilt can be so voluptuous. That secret shook him out of his shell, she had  nothing to do  with antique of any kind, just another visitor like him, and the quilt was an ingenious plot she hatched in keeping with my sudden flourish, the quilt, was a new addition in her bed patch worked in silk, light weight, it wasn't a blanket, but ****** in its very touch it was them, the moment of adventure they found had brought the rapture,who would regret?
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A year has passed since I crashed my motorcycle. The road rash had since been cast away. The fast paced life was smashed together. A singular bash that cached my memory. Lights flash and whiplash has new meaning. This thrash blinked my eyelash three days later. Dreary forecast laid flabbergasted.
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Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016 at 3:00 PM UTC
Motorcycle Crash
I was flabbergasted when given the chance To join the renowned Roscoe's Oddity Of Circus With no actual talent to speak of I was pretty much dead in the water worthless But Roscoe in all of his wisdom Put me in charge of the Bubble machine Low and behold people Turns out...Bubbles is "ME" I started out with simple patterns Blowing one treasure at a time As things progressed rather quickly I soon had Bubbles dancing in Mumba lines There wasn't a Bubble imagined In which I could not achieve But like I said at the very start Turns out...Bubbles is "ME" I even perfected what I like to call The "Fantabulious Bubbles De jour" In the Bubble circles in which I blow I've become quite the Bubble Lore My Bubble forte soon became Floating Bubbles of Super Stars *I'm not one to "POP" Bubble names* Suffice it to say you know who they are These days you don't have to go to the Circus If you'd like my talent to see I'm the one who does those Bubbles with the tiny words In the Sunday comics you read Why I've even been to the U.N. Where the "Big Cheese" was highly pleased The way I blew name tags and place mats For all the visiting Dignitaries But my favorite pastime after all these years Even with all the fortune and fame I've found Is relaxing with my Circus buddies And blowing Bubbles of "Bubbles the Clown" Just think when I joined the Circus I had no talent in which to show Who knew all it was that I needed Was one good bubble to blow
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Apr 11, 2013
Apr 11, 2013 at 8:16 AM UTC
* Bubbles *
A man came to my door late last night. It was about 8pm if my guessing is right He seemed shaken and overcome with fright He stuttered and stammered as I turned on the porch light Timothy he said Timothy he begged Please listen to me he pled I must save you his tongue shed Flabbergasted at the sight, my thoughts abstracted despite his quadratic explanation of my plight. We connected like an arc light. Hold on I demanded Wait a second I commanded He could tell by my look I was stranded in the immensity of the situation so he spoke candid So your here to save my life? What do I say to something like that?
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Jun 21, 2013
Jun 21, 2013 at 7:09 PM UTC
Back from the Future
My bf works in Geneva, Switzerland. I go to school in New Haven. We Facetime a lot - but it’s not ideal. “I wanted to tell you, that it’s been nice.” I told him somberly. “What do you mean?” He asked after a moment. “Well,” I began, “You know how I like to go down to the harbor and watch the ocean?” “Yeah,” he answered. “Well, I was down there this evening and the sun plunged into the sea and it got dark. I think we’re all going to die.” “Anais, you’re on the east coast,” he reported. “That’s true,” I confirmed (New York’s on the east coast and it’s 60 miles away). “The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.” He explained. “ocean sunsets only happen on the west coast.” “Really?’ I said, flabbergasted, “I never noticed that.” “Yeah,” he reiterated. “I have a confession,” I admitted, sighing. “What’s that?” He enquired. “I made it up, the sun and sea thing,” I admitted. “For real?” He followed up. “Yeah,” I said. “Why?” he asked. “Nothing happens, when you’re not here,” I disclosed, “It’s SO dull, I’m dull, I’m afraid of underwhelming you.” “We’re going to die someday,” he assured me, consolingly. . . songs for this: I Can’t Remember Love by Anna Hauss So In Love by k.d. lang It’s the End of the world as we know it by REM The end of the world by Skeeter Davis
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Apr 20, 2024
Apr 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM UTC
then the sun plunged into the sea
Flabbergasted, the whale wails Lonely upon the sea drifting ever apart A sole ****** raises his tired sails Forever trapped in solitary solace Winds warping the canvas While ominous clouds encroach The salty breeze stinging his taste A bitterness within the calm Peace drowns with the fury That the storm has yet to bring Fear not, creature of the sea The troublesome life is far from over Another night trashing about The rock and the roll of the bow A lullaby to a tired soul Slowly rocking to dreamless sleep
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Jan 12, 2013
Jan 12, 2013 at 12:23 AM UTC
Sailor at Sea
Running and howling in pain His fate was suppressed with stains Of sins he enslaved. His onus relegated truth of everything he's denied. Now pleading for his life He wants to be human again "O beautiful moon that bestowed this curse on me, I've deigned to your eminence. I'll do anything, So please set me free!!!" *Blood stains his clothes when the transformation goes. Fever rises and he’s left alone at dawn drenched in blood and his transformation pain. While his body aches as he left with shivers and shakes. Bitten in the woods he’s been ****** by the werewolf’s curse. He feels it course through his veins in the middle of the day. No prayer can make this curse go away. Craving blood like never before he ties himself up in shackles on his porcelain bed room floor. Howling to the moon in the dead of night. He breaks his chains from the walls and looks at his claws as they cut through the remaining clothes on his wolf body. Breaking out free from his bedroom window making his way down from the tree and off to the woods where he can run wild and free. Hunting down his prey and watching the blood drop from the silver grey fur he finds another wolf like him near the river stream. He runs over to ask him what has happened to me. He howls to the moon while saying you’ve got the gift to be forever free and you'll never be the same again. You'll remain half wolf and half human like me*. Flabbergasted and petrified, this was not what he had in mind. He wants to be human. He wants to be free. The tears of innocence still crying and screaming within "O brother of Lycans. This curse that our gleaming mother has bestowed upon us. This is a gift even the Lamias are in envy. Feel the wrath and power O brother. Together, we shall upraise the Lycan race!!" *His eyes grew bigger his claws grew longer. He had to leave his old life behind. Family and friends , college and work. All his dreams suddenly came crashing down in just one day. They soon turned to ashes of black and grey. Time to cope with the life of the wild. Time to leave beauty and become the beast.* ***No more tears of innocence he said. Just blood spilling and hunting for the ****
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Feb 1, 2015
Feb 1, 2015 at 11:45 AM UTC
The Moon's Curse (Collaboration With Carolin)
Running and howling in pain His fate was suppressed with stains Of sins he enslaved. His onus relegated truth of everything he's denied. Now pleading for his life He wants to be human again "O beautiful moon that bestowed this curse on me, I've deigned to your eminence. I'll do anything, So please set me free!!!" *Blood stains his clothes when the transformation goes. Fever rises and he’s left alone at dawn drenched in blood and his transformation pain. While his body aches as he left with shivers and shakes. Bitten in the woods he’s been ****** by the werewolf’s curse. He feels it course through his veins in the middle of the day. No prayer can make this curse go away. Craving blood like never before he ties himself up in shackles on his porcelain bed room floor. Howling to the moon in the dead of night. He breaks his chains from the walls and looks at his claws as they cut through the remaining clothes on his wolf body. Breaking out free from his bedroom window making his way down from the tree and off to the woods where he can run wild and free. Hunting down his prey and watching the blood drop from the silver grey fur he finds another wolf like him near the river stream. He runs over to ask him what has happened to me. He howls to the moon while saying you’ve got the gift to be forever free and you'll never be the same again. You'll remain half wolf and half human like me*. Flabbergasted and petrified, this was not what he had in mind. He wants to be human. He wants to be free. The tears of innocence still crying and screaming within "O brother of Lycans. This curse that our gleaming mother has bestowed upon us. This is a gift even the Lamias are in envy. Feel the wrath and power O brother. Together, we shall upraise the Lycan race!!" *His eyes grew bigger his claws grew longer. He had to leave his old life behind. Family and friends , college and work. All his dreams suddenly came crashing down in just one day. They soon turned to ashes of black and grey. Time to cope with the life of the wild. Time to leave beauty and become the beast.* ***No more tears of innocence he said. Just blood spilling and hunting for the ****
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Am I the only one not understanding it? Some poems have no likes or views Some poems have a preview, others don't Some poems are brand new Some poems are two days old There's a temperature gage that doesn't make sense And sometimes there's a poem that disappears off it I'm flabbergasted...
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May 30, 2017
May 30, 2017 at 2:53 PM UTC
What's Up with the Trend Page???
Cockroaches, I can understand that if you had our ears, you would run at the screams of my little sister, who screams like she had seen a monster crawling on the walls of the washroom when instead she had just seen you strolling in the late evening basking the glory of tubelight. But me, I come from peace, I’m not disgusted by your existence. I do not get flabbergasted by your occasional flying skills. Infact I, say hi to you when I come to brush. But you, you go haywire in fear. Do you sweat? Is there something equivalent to that, that you do? You needn’t, I wish I could talk and tell you that I love you, and that I do not want to **** you.
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May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 1:31 AM UTC
An Ode to Cockroaches
Toes dip into the smoggy air Count them down 10, 9, 8 Leaning forward Diving into the city below He ran as fast as he could Tears streaming down his face Reading that letter, flabbergasted Every second mattered As these stairs pulled him down Deep breath in, exhale Thoughts run rampant A single tear falls down She leans further ready to follow She was about to plummet As the sun rises, casting her shadow Her shadow crying Telling her not to go His hand clenched tightly on her wrist Trying his best pulling her back in His tears form the stars Their shadows cast upon the moon She screams 'let me go' Tears, drip drip drip He took a deep breath Exhaling, screaming his heart's out "I've always loved you!!! He doesn't love you!! But I do!! And always will be!!! So please don't leave me!!!" She stepped back Tears streaked her face If he love her The end could wait
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Nov 6, 2014
Nov 6, 2014 at 9:54 PM UTC
Falling (With Erenn)
You're going on the highway, Bringing a new 4-string bass guitar, And a drum-set too for your sons. Now you could be a family rock band, You could churn your own Summer of '69, The world will know you three now. A really hot chick hitchhikes in your car, You are tensed as your eyes meet. There is unfathomable longing in hers, And the bathykolpian woman's so inviting. You can't play the good man at this age, You decide to cheat your own wife now. You stop the car quickly anyhow, A quickee's on your mind & nothin' more. She smiles at you and lunging towards her, You smell the inviting scent of hers. In middle of the kiss you start foreseeing, You forsee a bright romantic future, Suddenly her wellbeing's lost & she vomits. Then you bring her to the hospital, The gynaecologist congratulates you, "Congrats! You're going to be a father!" Taken aback, you say, "But I just met her!" The girl who hitchhiked says, ***"He's ****** lying!"*** The doc summons the police and your test is done, "Good news & bad news," the doc says, "One, you're not her baby's father." Hearing this you're relieved. "Now the bad news, doc," you say. The doc says, "You could have never have fathered any even if you intended to." You are flabbergasted, "What the hell! Why?" The doc pacifies, "Your load doesn't have any sperms," Seeing you shocked the doctor says, ***"It's a birth defect that happens rarely but yes it does..." "...You may sue the girl for everything."*** The biggest shock in your life so far. You just shake your head and turn around to go. You're in the middle of a nightmare, It couldn't be true! ***If not you then the 2 kids back home, They belonged to whom!*** Now that's the biggest tension!
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Sep 24, 2016
Sep 24, 2016 at 5:32 AM UTC
A Tensed Joke
You're going on the highway, Bringing a new 4-string bass guitar, And a drum-set too for your sons. Now you could be a family rock band, You could churn your own Summer of '69, The world will know you three now. A really hot chick hitchhikes in your car, You are tensed as your eyes meet. There is unfathomable longing in hers, And the bathykolpian woman's so inviting. You can't play the good man at this age, You decide to cheat your own wife now. You stop the car quickly anyhow, A quickee's on your mind & nothin' more. She smiles at you and lunging towards her, You smell the inviting scent of hers. In middle of the kiss you start foreseeing, You forsee a bright romantic future, Suddenly her wellbeing's lost & she vomits. Then you bring her to the hospital, The gynaecologist congratulates you, "Congrats! You're going to be a father!" Taken aback, you say, "But I just met her!" The girl who hitchhiked says, ***"He's ****** lying!"*** The doc summons the police and your test is done, "Good news & bad news," the doc says, "One, you're not her baby's father." Hearing this you're relieved. "Now the bad news, doc," you say. The doc says, "You could have never have fathered any even if you intended to." You are flabbergasted, "What the hell! Why?" The doc pacifies, "Your load doesn't have any sperms," Seeing you shocked the doctor says, ***"It's a birth defect that happens rarely but yes it does..." "...You may sue the girl for everything."*** The biggest shock in your life so far. You just shake your head and turn around to go. You're in the middle of a nightmare, It couldn't be true! ***If not you then the 2 kids back home, They belonged to whom!*** Now that's the biggest tension!
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As we begin at the starting line we know who's going to win There's the white rabbit Obnoxious,Cocky,A ***** Fueled by red bulls an monsters He can barley be contained Fur coat at attention Like there's electricity in the air But we're drawn to things with a flair In our eyes his white coat nothing could compare It's special Then there's the turtle Passive,majestic,shy,common The underdog We only like them when there's a chance they might win It takes each step gracefully Carefully, trying not to impress It's been counted out shunned for its slowness As the race begins the rabbit dashes away Down the trail reaching its peak on the straight away Not looking back His speed unforgiven Giving it the illusion of hovering off the ground Not a sound heard as it flies by The turtle still at the starting line It's progress unhealthily It to makes no sound It's footsteps stealthy But it stills marches on The rabbit far ahead Looses his sights that this is a race He knows the turtle pace He begins to dash around trees Running in circles His momentum makes the ground begins to give making a donut effect So detracted he begins to chase leafs Caught in the wind So burned out he crashes Falls into a trance like slumber As the turtle still moseying along Moving at a records pace two steps per minute Begins to catch up Soon enough it passes the rabbit Flabbergasted hes asleep Quietly it sneaks away down the trail Pace still two steps per minuet As the race progresses the turtle has the finish line in sight Thinking this is its moment To shock the world But it ain't over yet The sleeping rabbit awakes Yawning an switches its nose Starts running again He sees the turtle in his sights Confused how this happened There's no way he's going to lose But fate was not on his side As he widens it stride Trying to catch up the turtle just near the finish line One step and it's all over And just as the rabbit catches up It's too late
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Jan 14, 2015
Jan 14, 2015 at 3:44 AM UTC
The rabbit vs The turtle
As we begin at the starting line we know who's going to win There's the white rabbit Obnoxious,Cocky,A ***** Fueled by red bulls an monsters He can barley be contained Fur coat at attention Like there's electricity in the air But we're drawn to things with a flair In our eyes his white coat nothing could compare It's special Then there's the turtle Passive,majestic,shy,common The underdog We only like them when there's a chance they might win It takes each step gracefully Carefully, trying not to impress It's been counted out shunned for its slowness As the race begins the rabbit dashes away Down the trail reaching its peak on the straight away Not looking back His speed unforgiven Giving it the illusion of hovering off the ground Not a sound heard as it flies by The turtle still at the starting line It's progress unhealthily It to makes no sound It's footsteps stealthy But it stills marches on The rabbit far ahead Looses his sights that this is a race He knows the turtle pace He begins to dash around trees Running in circles His momentum makes the ground begins to give making a donut effect So detracted he begins to chase leafs Caught in the wind So burned out he crashes Falls into a trance like slumber As the turtle still moseying along Moving at a records pace two steps per minute Begins to catch up Soon enough it passes the rabbit Flabbergasted hes asleep Quietly it sneaks away down the trail Pace still two steps per minuet As the race progresses the turtle has the finish line in sight Thinking this is its moment To shock the world But it ain't over yet The sleeping rabbit awakes Yawning an switches its nose Starts running again He sees the turtle in his sights Confused how this happened There's no way he's going to lose But fate was not on his side As he widens it stride Trying to catch up the turtle just near the finish line One step and it's all over And just as the rabbit catches up It's too late
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MEMO FROM:  Mr Phil Indifrence,  Strategy Chess Insurgency  Corps. Space Headquarters, Castleview Avenue, Dunstable XY10 TO:  Ms Petal  Dontrun,  Crimson Chess Federation. De la Wigan Headquarters, Wigan, United Kingdom,  SM00 Dear Ms Dontrun, Please accept my greetings. I write to clarify my stance on our outstanding matters and hopefully to deter further speculation, gossips, rumours, distortions, misinformation and sensationalism by the media. As you are aware I contacted you on the day as arranged only to be confronted with a response that was astoundingly unethical, un- professional, rude, inconsiderate and totally uncalled-for. It was so below expected standard that it raised doubt about your suit- ability to be seen as a matured adult much less an intelligent being. Still in the reverberations of this seismic occurrence I called again in the hope it was a momentary loss of composure and yet again I was subjected to a deluxe version of the first onslaught. To say I was flabbergasted is putting things mildly, most especially as it was totally unwarranted and underserved. It was obvious you lacked any sense of decorum and had become an affront to common human decency and an embarrassment to your status. In all fairness you did call some weeks later, but it had become apparent that the ethos, protocol and cordiality that my Organi- sation works within may not be relevant to your Organisation, hence my unavailability to your contact. I write to primarily reiterate that my position on this matter and the present status quo is not based on some immature Ego play, stubbornness, power-play or pride, rather it's in all truthfulness it's a belief in upholding standards in ethical considerations. I do not believe that bad manners, ill-considered behaviour, ill-judgement and a lack of sensitivity and good grace are matured and progressive trends to interact cooperatively within. In conclusion, this is my stance on this matter and I hope it helps your understanding. I believe a formal Apology from you and your Organisation is appropriate in this regard and will instigate a return to cordiality between our Organisation. If you however feel this is unnecessary I will respect your decision and the situation will remain unresolved. I thank you for your attention. Regards, Phil Indifrence. C.E.O.
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Feb 23, 2019
Feb 23, 2019 at 5:18 PM UTC
Check-MateProtocols
MEMO FROM:  Mr Phil Indifrence,  Strategy Chess Insurgency  Corps. Space Headquarters, Castleview Avenue, Dunstable XY10 TO:  Ms Petal  Dontrun,  Crimson Chess Federation. De la Wigan Headquarters, Wigan, United Kingdom,  SM00 Dear Ms Dontrun, Please accept my greetings. I write to clarify my stance on our outstanding matters and hopefully to deter further speculation, gossips, rumours, distortions, misinformation and sensationalism by the media. As you are aware I contacted you on the day as arranged only to be confronted with a response that was astoundingly unethical, un- professional, rude, inconsiderate and totally uncalled-for. It was so below expected standard that it raised doubt about your suit- ability to be seen as a matured adult much less an intelligent being. Still in the reverberations of this seismic occurrence I called again in the hope it was a momentary loss of composure and yet again I was subjected to a deluxe version of the first onslaught. To say I was flabbergasted is putting things mildly, most especially as it was totally unwarranted and underserved. It was obvious you lacked any sense of decorum and had become an affront to common human decency and an embarrassment to your status. In all fairness you did call some weeks later, but it had become apparent that the ethos, protocol and cordiality that my Organi- sation works within may not be relevant to your Organisation, hence my unavailability to your contact. I write to primarily reiterate that my position on this matter and the present status quo is not based on some immature Ego play, stubbornness, power-play or pride, rather it's in all truthfulness it's a belief in upholding standards in ethical considerations. I do not believe that bad manners, ill-considered behaviour, ill-judgement and a lack of sensitivity and good grace are matured and progressive trends to interact cooperatively within. In conclusion, this is my stance on this matter and I hope it helps your understanding. I believe a formal Apology from you and your Organisation is appropriate in this regard and will instigate a return to cordiality between our Organisation. If you however feel this is unnecessary I will respect your decision and the situation will remain unresolved. I thank you for your attention. Regards, Phil Indifrence. C.E.O.
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Discombobulated and flabbergasted, flummoxed indeed?  No such bemused and befuddled?  I am not perplexed on the prognosis to prospectus.  They’re incongruous, I’m incredulous, it’s catawampus.  Reconnaissance reconnoiter,  rectilinear reciprocal rectitude.  Radix repartee: Down here at the bizarre bazaar we all believe in the blasphemous farcical fugue-ness, estranged ensemble orchestrations and all.  Some of us are even into the various assorted forms of related stranger weirdness.  We’ll be having none of this putrid quasi queasy.  Corrupt costume counselor siren skeptic.  None of you ignominiously pusillanimous incorrigibles who aren’t brave enough to love are required.
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Sep 12, 2015
Sep 12, 2015 at 10:05 PM UTC
Troll Problems?
the worm burps crasanthyums like hypnic **** matter becomes metaphor thats how the beast works with in us we are a book of masks and i'm up to my neck in mirrors of the marvelous midnight music beguiles like a blizzard of whispers flaming candles heat like ovens burning finger by finger i melt flabbergasted in dark linoleum clouds blood gluttonous tender bites lips like red rain and trussed thighs she grins a face of needles and mice i think she wants me this old man, soggy eyed mop linen wrapped before aortic aneurysms i'm a living tarot card the falling tower and the lovers break downs and break throughs my groin a slobbering clot dreaming ******* drenched straight jacketed on her knees ***** willow shadows drooling exacerbations a caffeinated candy licked thickly twitching blinks; rem ejaculations her face; a tattooed **** **** mouth smiles brown one eyed gnome **** the stinking cyclops *** talk lubricates a raspberry crumble looking for god omniscient even in ***** the white swans utterance incoherence's dressed in a ****** negligee her belly a thousand ******* mouths and i press into her thunder shattering dawns gravity a pinhole of empty cups
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Jan 5, 2019
Jan 5, 2019 at 11:47 AM UTC
*Hypnogagia
I am flabbergasted, ashamed, and angry after philosophy homework which straight up flabbergasts myself because I’ve always questioned everything after reading a selection of Seneca’s letter’s ( ancient spanish philosopher) Spastic Fury is an understatement I understand this was written in a different time period but I have to discuss this **** in class. **** like why crying is for the weak or how practicing habits less fortunate than one is subordinate to will strengthen thy noble soul for future preparation of fortune/misfortune blah blah blah I get all of that **** I understand the validity of living a pure, un-judgemental, strong willed life. what I can’t get out of my OCD head is all of the **** I’ve been through that was and continues to be detrimental to my sanity and no it’s not out of vanity you naive ****** it’s called PTSD and it can be debilitating. I know this portion of reading is designed for the average freshman unsoiled mind, free from trauma and full of promise but I’m not your average person. I never will be I remember the times I didn’t want to be a ******* person and those moments remain anchored right on top of my mangled innocence. Seneca claims crying is a form of selfish weakness I claim crying is stronger than taking a razor to the skin crying is stronger than puking until you’re dizzy crying is stronger than getting high until you can’t remember why you started crying in the first place It took me 17 years and disgusting amounts of therapy to accept my hurricane emotions are not a form of weakness because everything I feel is a million times more real than the ******** we hear, see, or talk about I know tragedy occurs everywhere to anyone unfortunate enough to be there but in terms of my salvation there is an expiration date on how long I can play in the sand before I’m choking and gasping “i’m sorry’s” in-between scratchy breaths I knew college would be hard, but at least in group therapy there was actual motivation to speak up
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Sep 10, 2014
Sep 10, 2014 at 3:13 PM UTC
Spastic Fury
I am flabbergasted, ashamed, and angry after philosophy homework which straight up flabbergasts myself because I’ve always questioned everything after reading a selection of Seneca’s letter’s ( ancient spanish philosopher) Spastic Fury is an understatement I understand this was written in a different time period but I have to discuss this **** in class. **** like why crying is for the weak or how practicing habits less fortunate than one is subordinate to will strengthen thy noble soul for future preparation of fortune/misfortune blah blah blah I get all of that **** I understand the validity of living a pure, un-judgemental, strong willed life. what I can’t get out of my OCD head is all of the **** I’ve been through that was and continues to be detrimental to my sanity and no it’s not out of vanity you naive ****** it’s called PTSD and it can be debilitating. I know this portion of reading is designed for the average freshman unsoiled mind, free from trauma and full of promise but I’m not your average person. I never will be I remember the times I didn’t want to be a ******* person and those moments remain anchored right on top of my mangled innocence. Seneca claims crying is a form of selfish weakness I claim crying is stronger than taking a razor to the skin crying is stronger than puking until you’re dizzy crying is stronger than getting high until you can’t remember why you started crying in the first place It took me 17 years and disgusting amounts of therapy to accept my hurricane emotions are not a form of weakness because everything I feel is a million times more real than the ******** we hear, see, or talk about I know tragedy occurs everywhere to anyone unfortunate enough to be there but in terms of my salvation there is an expiration date on how long I can play in the sand before I’m choking and gasping “i’m sorry’s” in-between scratchy breaths I knew college would be hard, but at least in group therapy there was actual motivation to speak up
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Brother: You're like that guy standing at the counter of an ice cream shop yelling at everyone who buys vanilla that they should have bought chocolate instead. Me: Ha, but no! Vanilla is my favorite flavor. I don't even care that vanilla is associated with "conventional," it's just my favorite. Have you ever seen Thank You For Smoking? There's this part where the guy argues with his son about ice cream; about which flavor is bes . . . Brother: Okay, chocolate then. So you're that guy at the counter telling everyone who buys chocolate that they should've bought vanilla instead. Me: Nah bro. You got me all wrong. I'm the guy encouraging everyone to try every flavor. To go with what suits their tastes. I want them to follow their gut, then fill a cone up with the flavor they identify with the most. Brother: So you're that annoying guy standing behind them while they fill their cup? Telling them, "Hey, try this one! Don't forget to try this one. This one is good too!" Meanwhile they just want you to **** off. Me: Not even. I'm not even at the shop. I'm at the house of the person trying to come up with a new flavor. I'm telling him/her, "Yea, that's a great idea! Add that and let's see how it comes out. You've got a good thing going here." Brother: Whatever man. Experiment all you want. People like chocolate for a reason - that's all I'm saying. Me: Well then, I'm saying that chocolate isn't enough for me. I want something beyond chocolate. I want something beyond anything that's ever been invented before. I want my taste buds to be completely flabbergasted by an explosive new flavor. I want to be on the cusp of the next great thing. I don't even care if people don't realize how great it is. I want to be a part of it, that's all. Brother: Yea dude. Do you know how rare that is? Good luck with that. Me: Yea man. You've no idea how rare it is. That's what makes it so incredible when you find it though! It's what I live for. Brother: Well that's . . . that's inconsistent. It's all full of gaps. Me: Don't you understand? That's what makes it so special when it happens - because of how rare it is! Brother: Well, good luck with your Rocky Road. I hope you don't starve along the way. Chocolate is great; that's all I'm saying. Lots of people love chocolate. Me: Well I don't. Let them have their chocolate. I'll keep looking for the next new thing, and when that doesn't happen, there's always vanilla. Brother: Just stick with vanilla then, if you like vanilla alright. Vanilla is where it's at. That's your thing. Me: It's not though. Vanilla doesn't quite satisfy. I don't wake up in the middle of the night craving vanilla. Vanilla is not the ice cream I dream of. Brother: Ha, whatever man! You're ****** then. Me: Yea, probably. Do you wanna go get some ice cream though? Brother: Totally.
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Jun 7, 2015
Jun 7, 2015 at 9:58 PM UTC
Highlights From A Highly Metaphorical Conversation I Had With My Brother While We Were High
Brother: You're like that guy standing at the counter of an ice cream shop yelling at everyone who buys vanilla that they should have bought chocolate instead. Me: Ha, but no! Vanilla is my favorite flavor. I don't even care that vanilla is associated with "conventional," it's just my favorite. Have you ever seen Thank You For Smoking? There's this part where the guy argues with his son about ice cream; about which flavor is bes . . . Brother: Okay, chocolate then. So you're that guy at the counter telling everyone who buys chocolate that they should've bought vanilla instead. Me: Nah bro. You got me all wrong. I'm the guy encouraging everyone to try every flavor. To go with what suits their tastes. I want them to follow their gut, then fill a cone up with the flavor they identify with the most. Brother: So you're that annoying guy standing behind them while they fill their cup? Telling them, "Hey, try this one! Don't forget to try this one. This one is good too!" Meanwhile they just want you to **** off. Me: Not even. I'm not even at the shop. I'm at the house of the person trying to come up with a new flavor. I'm telling him/her, "Yea, that's a great idea! Add that and let's see how it comes out. You've got a good thing going here." Brother: Whatever man. Experiment all you want. People like chocolate for a reason - that's all I'm saying. Me: Well then, I'm saying that chocolate isn't enough for me. I want something beyond chocolate. I want something beyond anything that's ever been invented before. I want my taste buds to be completely flabbergasted by an explosive new flavor. I want to be on the cusp of the next great thing. I don't even care if people don't realize how great it is. I want to be a part of it, that's all. Brother: Yea dude. Do you know how rare that is? Good luck with that. Me: Yea man. You've no idea how rare it is. That's what makes it so incredible when you find it though! It's what I live for. Brother: Well that's . . . that's inconsistent. It's all full of gaps. Me: Don't you understand? That's what makes it so special when it happens - because of how rare it is! Brother: Well, good luck with your Rocky Road. I hope you don't starve along the way. Chocolate is great; that's all I'm saying. Lots of people love chocolate. Me: Well I don't. Let them have their chocolate. I'll keep looking for the next new thing, and when that doesn't happen, there's always vanilla. Brother: Just stick with vanilla then, if you like vanilla alright. Vanilla is where it's at. That's your thing. Me: It's not though. Vanilla doesn't quite satisfy. I don't wake up in the middle of the night craving vanilla. Vanilla is not the ice cream I dream of. Brother: Ha, whatever man! You're ****** then. Me: Yea, probably. Do you wanna go get some ice cream though? Brother: Totally.
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There’s got to be a way out. I’ve been struggling in this swamp for months. Thought to keep striving was the key. But it seems like the key has rusted, Not working any more. It has been too long to be patient. Nobody helped, For the fear of being dragged in the situation. I still didn’t back out, Tried to stand firmly, And search for a rope. A rope of time, That was supposed to lengthen, To help me, To make things better. Looks like it has only become shorter. Passersby say- “You can’t escape it”, I feel disheartened, Belittled. I think about giving it a last try, In case this time I am able to hop out. Oh boy! That was a great moment! They were all flabbergasted! With all my strength, And my courage pulled together, I came out! Stood on the ground, Victoriously, Contrary to their remarks. Then I realized, There’s always a way out.
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Jan 8, 2016
Jan 8, 2016 at 3:22 AM UTC
There’s Got To Be A Way Out
Befuddled, Tongue Twisted, The things I become when I talk to you. In hope of finding the right combination, The exact thing to get you to smile. Flabbergasted, Twitterpated, Feeling something I haven't truly felt in years. Butterflies in my stomach, Twisting and knotting trying to contain something. Fighting myself, Unsure what to do, When all I can do is think of you.
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Mar 16, 2010
Mar 16, 2010 at 5:29 AM UTC
Strikes Twice
The buzzing of a street lamp, Echoing through my silent block. Sounds of crickets are heard, But the silence is deafening. Darkness surrounding 8th Street. An uneasy feeling of being watched, Creeping up against my neck, As if it's licking me so tenderly. The neighborhood of which my home resides, So mysteriously nerve wrecking. Petrified to take the garbage to the curb, I look over both shoulders to make sure. A creepy sound of laughter, Floods the sound of nature. Flabbergasted by my discovery, That I am being stalked by an unknown being. Whispers being whispered, My heart begins to scream. I loathe this feeling of dreadful fear. I can't move. I am paralyzed. Whatever this thing is, Human or supernatural. I am almost positive this is arousing, To the terrifying being that it is. A predator hunting it's prey, I now become the target. Help me. Oh god. Help me. Uncomfortable shivers contaminate my bloodstream. Freezing in July, It's 75 degrees. Surrounded by the supernatural. Unwanted manifestations of spirit, Making me their little toy. What in god's name is the end game? Death, Leaving my face frozen in terror.
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Sep 3, 2016
Sep 3, 2016 at 3:34 AM UTC
Home is Where the Heart Attack is
Once said that he was baffled Yes, flabbergasted, that in the 6000 years of human existence In the 6000 years of exorcisms Crucifixions ****** Bombings Shootings Lying Stealing Kindness Love Mercy Forgiveness No one ever prayed for the one Who needed prayers to most.
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Apr 19, 2013
Apr 19, 2013 at 3:01 AM UTC
Mark Twain
Sometimes a butterfly ***** its wings and elsewhere someone gets wobbly knees, because he is just about falling in love with anything. He’s on the verge of tears and on the brink of bliss. Now this could be a monk dreaming about transformation. If so, I guess, he ate too many sticky sweets last night. But the story goes further: At the very same moment the butterfly leaves the flower and surrenders to the wind – flabbergasted, the universe holds its breath: Are its wings strong enough for the invisible force? There, the monk wakes up with wobbly knees. How courageous, one must admit. And all of a sudden the monk has butterflies in his stomach. Things get mixed up here, he thinks, and he tries to fall asleep again – but (un)fortunately he can‘t.
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May 24, 2013
May 24, 2013 at 5:45 AM UTC
Butterflies and monks.