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"slop" poems
Great tragedy suffered, Impossible circumstances conquered, The warrior walks upon the field flanked path. The wanderer's armor tells a tale, Battle scarred and partially rent asunder, A face of stoicism that hides the haggardness underneath, Peeking out beneath the mask of a hardened soldier. The clouds clap ahead, preceded by flashes of light brightly illuminating the world, Accompanied shortly after by the rainfall. A trickle becomes a downpour, The battered individual trudging along as the road becomes a bog of mud and slop, The message firmly planted within their mind. Coming upon the dark outline of the castle ahead the warrior picks up pace, Reflecting upon what would happen to those that the Warrior helped. The pace is now fueled by a different kind of urgency. The rain is cold upon the face's of those that it falls on, The torn edges of metal digging in at places, Some already wounded and tender, As the final hilltop between them is crested. The gates are closed, And this loyal soldier is for the moment shut out, A fist is raised, The declaration of allegiance given, An angry detailing of the warriors achievements and adventures shouted, And a challenge of one's path, Building in anger and fury as the dam finally breaks and gushes forth, Threatening to shatter the gate and doors to splinters and twisted metal. A long ago promised gift to be rewarded, For all the things endured, Things that could be considered so cruel, The storm picks up in force until it's akin to that of a hurricane, As if brought forth by the warrior's grief and pain finally being released, For the first and only time. These things ringing out despite the storms roaring wind, Gathering force, Perhaps in affirmation of the warrior's words. After a pause the gate begins to lift, It's metal screeching, The doors groaning as they begin to swing outward, and the battered soldier is bathed in light, Taking the weight from the warrior's shoulders, As the threshold is finally crossed.
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May 12, 2018
May 12, 2018 at 9:22 PM UTC
Threshold
Great tragedy suffered, Impossible circumstances conquered, The warrior walks upon the field flanked path. The wanderer's armor tells a tale, Battle scarred and partially rent asunder, A face of stoicism that hides the haggardness underneath, Peeking out beneath the mask of a hardened soldier. The clouds clap ahead, preceded by flashes of light brightly illuminating the world, Accompanied shortly after by the rainfall. A trickle becomes a downpour, The battered individual trudging along as the road becomes a bog of mud and slop, The message firmly planted within their mind. Coming upon the dark outline of the castle ahead the warrior picks up pace, Reflecting upon what would happen to those that the Warrior helped. The pace is now fueled by a different kind of urgency. The rain is cold upon the face's of those that it falls on, The torn edges of metal digging in at places, Some already wounded and tender, As the final hilltop between them is crested. The gates are closed, And this loyal soldier is for the moment shut out, A fist is raised, The declaration of allegiance given, An angry detailing of the warriors achievements and adventures shouted, And a challenge of one's path, Building in anger and fury as the dam finally breaks and gushes forth, Threatening to shatter the gate and doors to splinters and twisted metal. A long ago promised gift to be rewarded, For all the things endured, Things that could be considered so cruel, The storm picks up in force until it's akin to that of a hurricane, As if brought forth by the warrior's grief and pain finally being released, For the first and only time. These things ringing out despite the storms roaring wind, Gathering force, Perhaps in affirmation of the warrior's words. After a pause the gate begins to lift, It's metal screeching, The doors groaning as they begin to swing outward, and the battered soldier is bathed in light, Taking the weight from the warrior's shoulders, As the threshold is finally crossed.
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shrek is beck deck is smeck get top decked by the kripp or u wont get any dipp slip slop drip drop kip kop hippity hoppity hood goes the clock tick tock the mouse ran up the wall and died rest in pizza
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May 14, 2015
May 14, 2015 at 8:19 AM UTC
shrek
Hold your breath Count to three Be Whoever you need to be They can’t hear you anyway It’s not the time internalize Tip and slop like turpentine Stick me on the fishing line Cast it up above my head Thoughts glisten I breathe dead Weightless Wakeless Asleep at the wheel begging and praying Make me a deal Finish me Finish them Don’t turn back and see They’re crawling on the walls and beams Still stuck there A creepy christening Tell me I won’t remember who Who I was before I met you
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Jul 27, 2018
Jul 27, 2018 at 8:44 AM UTC
Rose
Sunday: Ant Pills Bear Traps Cobra Feet Monday: Dolphin Lungs Eel Soup Frog Limbs Tuesday: Gecko Suits Horse Pie Inchworm *** Wednesday: Jaguar Barbed Koala Beer Lynx Lynch Thursday: Monkey Chips Narwhal Fashions Otter Drugs Friday: Porcupine Rehab Quail Map Roadrunner Piano Saturday: Slug Party Turkey Slop Urchin See Sunday: Vulture Guns Walrus Tongues X No Monday: Yellowjacket Fever Zebra Clowns
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Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 9:08 PM UTC
Jeff Corwin Teaches Lindsay Lohan the ABCs
She watched the water slip and slop As flurried flames climbed up to heat And bubble boil the cooking *** Emitting steam to rise and sweep In splendid arcs and cloudy wisps Of candy cotton colored plumes That filled the cavern air with sips Of fragrant tones and sweet perfumes And withered bony fingers bent To loosely grip a ladle shaft And scooping water, swiftly went To pour a steaming cloudy draught Into a pretty painted cup Upon a dais of sorcery And gulping down a mighty sup She gasped,                     "A lovely cup of tea!"
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Oct 29, 2014
Oct 29, 2014 at 3:51 PM UTC
Witches Wicked Brew
Winter is icummen in, Lhude sing Goddamm, Raineth drop and staineth slop, and how the wind doth ramm, Sing: Goddamm. Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us, An ague hath my ham. Freezeth river, turneth liver, Damn you, sing: Goddamm. Goddamm, Goddamm, ’tis why I am, Goddamm, So ‘gainst the winter’s balm. Sing goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm, Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.
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Ancient Music
Go out to the tarmac shove a pig into dirt Listen to the squeal make sure it hurt Hogtie'em smack'em on the *** into the van collect'em off the street and can them in the tan Ford Transit then we off to the chop shop The ****** butchers gonna cut some cop Drag them up feet first arms tied to the side Hang em up to dry over a reservoir for the gore Cut the cartery artery while they cry no more Whats it all for, whats it all for, a long pig cookout A hairless goat bled out now its time to get guts out Bleed slows to a drip time to take a head simply twist Off it comes like pop easy as a ******* croptop Get your blade nice and sharpish cuz next on the list Is skinning a cop shave off fuzz into the slop Then drag a knife from the plexus to the **** Tie off the **** and yank the excess its painless **** up and you can try again pick another off the herd Cut up again and again plenty of pork to slaughter Almost ready for the grill party just gotta get meat ready Detach arms, halve and quarter, keep your hands steady Time to get out the coriander and chili powder Hammer with a tenderizer on the counter Cuts of steaks without any guilt, all free range As I bite into a roast I make a toast to my rage That made this deranged cookout, pig liver on toast With some grits and cornbread as the feds approach Hundred cops'll will roll on the grillmaster Hundred shots out swiss cheesed by the ******** Read in the paper a monster cop killer Killed for fighting the terror with terror
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Jun 24, 2020
Jun 24, 2020 at 11:12 PM UTC
Grill Party
Go out to the tarmac shove a pig into dirt Listen to the squeal make sure it hurt Hogtie'em smack'em on the *** into the van collect'em off the street and can them in the tan Ford Transit then we off to the chop shop The ****** butchers gonna cut some cop Drag them up feet first arms tied to the side Hang em up to dry over a reservoir for the gore Cut the cartery artery while they cry no more Whats it all for, whats it all for, a long pig cookout A hairless goat bled out now its time to get guts out Bleed slows to a drip time to take a head simply twist Off it comes like pop easy as a ******* croptop Get your blade nice and sharpish cuz next on the list Is skinning a cop shave off fuzz into the slop Then drag a knife from the plexus to the **** Tie off the **** and yank the excess its painless **** up and you can try again pick another off the herd Cut up again and again plenty of pork to slaughter Almost ready for the grill party just gotta get meat ready Detach arms, halve and quarter, keep your hands steady Time to get out the coriander and chili powder Hammer with a tenderizer on the counter Cuts of steaks without any guilt, all free range As I bite into a roast I make a toast to my rage That made this deranged cookout, pig liver on toast With some grits and cornbread as the feds approach Hundred cops'll will roll on the grillmaster Hundred shots out swiss cheesed by the ******** Read in the paper a monster cop killer Killed for fighting the terror with terror
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Scrapers will no longer scrape. Fighters soon to lose the short fight. Pilots are forced to surrender control. Snakes on a plane will bank into a roll, a scene that really no longer is scenic. Leaders still read while getting a scare. Huge landmarks that I swear were once there, bridges in shortage are counting the tolls. Dust that eventually will never be settled, liquid support that used to be metal, big bad crude that never was good— things impossible suddenly could. Answers quickly try to be drummed. Future conflicts guaranteed to be won, particles blocking our UV death sun, days become decades and turkey is done. Brave individuals are no longer bold. Families’ histories are quite often told, a baby’s bottle empty with no one to hold. Government figures tilted but somehow sold parades in protest with a circus in town. A tiger got out, but why can’t he growl? Seems that the cat’s got somebody’s tongue. Another channel covers son after son, numbers mounting, but not the right ones. Cabbies still nose their thumb after thumb, training centers destroyed one after one. We should’ve just played “Drop the **** bomb!” Fear is good, and of course good is feared; it’s the only thing that drives us way over here. Just like the Bible, it’s mostly made up. The supersonic jet has just hit a rut. The dirtiest of bombs versus our Smith and Wesson. “Come on gang, why would you even question?” Like death and taxes—there’s none that’s more sure, but then there’s the free upcoming history lesson. “Ain’t gonna do it” acting just like his pop. This rancher really means it when tossing the slop. “Still can’t find him—he’s with boys in Brazil.” What’ve they done lately to lighten the till? It’s time for the Allies to storm up this hill.
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 5:09 PM UTC
Sugar Plum Petroleum Dreams
Scrapers will no longer scrape. Fighters soon to lose the short fight. Pilots are forced to surrender control. Snakes on a plane will bank into a roll, a scene that really no longer is scenic. Leaders still read while getting a scare. Huge landmarks that I swear were once there, bridges in shortage are counting the tolls. Dust that eventually will never be settled, liquid support that used to be metal, big bad crude that never was good— things impossible suddenly could. Answers quickly try to be drummed. Future conflicts guaranteed to be won, particles blocking our UV death sun, days become decades and turkey is done. Brave individuals are no longer bold. Families’ histories are quite often told, a baby’s bottle empty with no one to hold. Government figures tilted but somehow sold parades in protest with a circus in town. A tiger got out, but why can’t he growl? Seems that the cat’s got somebody’s tongue. Another channel covers son after son, numbers mounting, but not the right ones. Cabbies still nose their thumb after thumb, training centers destroyed one after one. We should’ve just played “Drop the **** bomb!” Fear is good, and of course good is feared; it’s the only thing that drives us way over here. Just like the Bible, it’s mostly made up. The supersonic jet has just hit a rut. The dirtiest of bombs versus our Smith and Wesson. “Come on gang, why would you even question?” Like death and taxes—there’s none that’s more sure, but then there’s the free upcoming history lesson. “Ain’t gonna do it” acting just like his pop. This rancher really means it when tossing the slop. “Still can’t find him—he’s with boys in Brazil.” What’ve they done lately to lighten the till? It’s time for the Allies to storm up this hill.
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clanking clank slurp, ka-boom the slop runs down a throat merrily merrily terribly chilled the gunk rolls down a throat. the forks spoons knives plates salts salads and wines ding and echo like soft butterfly tea parties all gone rabid. throughout the walls of pictures of food and the butterfly echos echo and dinging cups splash and forks click and clock (and and,..and!) hold my breath. clanking cubes of ice bing against one another Gluttonous Pig slobs them down with a spoonful of spicy French soup Pigman talks to Pigwoman; spittle flying out of his piggy chops. he stares at my forehead they see my odd selection she's laughing insanely at a joke I'm holding my eyes inside my head while all on my plate sit the legs of baby spiders all on my dish are darting sow eyeballs pitcher plant garnish and frozen grey custard for dessert; (echos still in the restaurant) I gag outloud the Fat Pigman scoffs at this my heart pops inside its cage and the waiter rolls his eyes at the mess.
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Apr 25, 2012
Apr 25, 2012 at 11:59 PM UTC
Noisy Restaurant
The pendulum is a bull shark. The hour of the savior is a pregnant bride's swan dive into the water. The mighty mile is a figure 8 in the scoot of non slop socks across the bare linoleum. Blood and bright are the redness of the blanket. divine terror at one hart beat per hour. Finger nails green and black against a back drop of the brightest, bluest eyes you've ever seen; deep pools of liquid light that will shine when least expected. And the obligation isn't one at all, for when i breath in, you breath out. And when I gave consent 1000 years ago times 10- you performed the exorcism under the shroud of my amnesia and the spotted light from a crystal disco ball. Shards of light moved upon the face of all the space between the stars. My heart was in the highlands but now its in your hands.
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Oct 2, 2020
Oct 2, 2020 at 8:15 PM UTC
Monica Of the Light
We were told freedom would make us artists. We were told freedom would set us free. But freedom made us consumers— scrolling, streaming, drowning in plenty. Peak content. Peak noise. Attention—the last currency. And we are broke. Then came the machine. Infinite. Bespoke. Frictionless. The tribe dissolved. The story fractured. Each of us— a society of one. Do not mistake this for culture. Culture bleeds. Culture resists. Culture divides. This is mimicry. This is slop. Outliers cribbed, stripped, and rebranded before the ink dries. This is the singularity. Not awakening. Collapse. Not tribe. Not ritual. The machine as tribe. Self-satisfaction—tribe enough. But listen— creativity still breathes. Not to be seen. Not to trend. But to testify. To mark the ruins. To scratch in the stone: A human was here. Do you remember?
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Sep 20, 2025
Sep 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM UTC
A Human Was Here
A conversation over a cup of coffee (Sainsbury’s low quality) The kettle burbles in the background Bartering bubbles for blatant babbling The granules flop, shake if they stop Right from the top, into brown slop.   Stir with a spoon, Stare into the eye of the storm: Vanilla swirls, auburn curls, Minding their manners, glances from girls. Hazelnut eyes, thinking they’re wise. Smile contradicting the, frankly, **** skies. Pupils dilate, Chalk dusted slate, Tea leaves are telling me this must be fate Dumb conversation, Mind saying more, Something unsaid seems to open a door I’d rather its shut, its dangerous but Sugar, im just an emotional **** I’ll let you in, this time you win ‘Another coffee?’ You ask, with a grin.
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Mar 19, 2022
Mar 19, 2022 at 9:06 AM UTC
Coffee
Oh to be the girl in those adverts , Light, skinny, beautiful A tragic line to every gentle rib I fetishise her fragile fingers A monstrous beast reflected in the mirror, the worst possibility. Tis poetic, there she stares Says her lines; remaining fair, Into my face, My acting is heavy handed and awkward She’s a consumable reality, She’s easy on the eyes The fragile female, salvageable. We are a tragedy of ages, her Juliet, I Faustus They silently boo while I slop onto the stage A lazy slob,The **** of society, just don’t eat you fat **** men like curvy girls We don’t want to see you, You’re so brave!  You’re the problem, it’s not hard hide your mass from view, unkempt, repulsive, vile. hide yourself it offends my sharp eyes. I open my drooling mouth to speak, but there are chins smothering my mouth My eyes clouded by greasy cellulite I don’t want to exist like this. So just stop eating. I’d give an arm and a leg, my pale teeth, my parasitic possibility my child
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Oct 14, 2020
Oct 14, 2020 at 12:36 PM UTC
The Fat one (TW EATING DISORDERS)
We slump on the couch when we return like lifetimes have passed before us. We have to, even though it was only a seven minute walk to the dining hall, because 1) the food was just “weird consistency” (which we tend to say regardless), 2) the light in there yawned indifferently to us (when does it not?), and 3) the reassuring clink of our forks on our plates wasn’t even there this time it was hiding underneath slop and smothered on top by the intruding sound waves (who asked?) of our next-table neighbors’ lives. You made a sly remark about seconds to catch a glimpse of youthful **** She’d gone to get some more baby carrots and cucumber slices to put in her salad maybe (who knows? who cares?) Either way, her youthful **** would make the food taste like something to you. And you described them to us when you sat down again so the slop would taste like something to us (there’s pride in that type of generosity, don’t forget) and (congratulations) we had the faint impression of some sort of ****** there, but we didn’t tell you (it’s easier that way). A cup, a squeeze, a kiss on her ******* yes that could feed our hunger for a night. And tonight was a night like any, so her ******* led us to talk of women, and women led us to talk of love (and the blooming one for the poor ******* as we who lost withstood the vicarious twinge of an addling ****** very different from the first. This one led us to pine for sweets, but the ones we found were dry, so we left the table, left the dining hall, looking around at the others: the lonely, the couples, the blessed lonely couples, and the fortunate friends huddled against everything with open laughter, enjoying the weird consistency like drunk theoretical physicists before they discovered bubbles and inflated eternally meaning when they safeguarded a zoo with a pistol they didn’t know how to use, in Soviet Russia. (So you see?) We have to slump on the couch when we return like lifetimes have passed before us. No one even bothers to pick up a guitar, we leave all four of them strewn on the floor like dead wooden boxes because Dylan or Young or Cash (or whoever) is already in the living room. Any bubbling, inflating, theoretical physicist (any drunk, pistol-packing zookeeper, for that matter) will tell you that. So we slump, comfortably uncomfortable, (at least we’re trying!) feeling their (our) strings plucking. No sounds, no voices. Because we don’t need to hear this that. Not right now. (Not right now).
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Mar 27, 2012
Mar 27, 2012 at 7:33 PM UTC
Slumping in West Adams
We slump on the couch when we return like lifetimes have passed before us. We have to, even though it was only a seven minute walk to the dining hall, because 1) the food was just “weird consistency” (which we tend to say regardless), 2) the light in there yawned indifferently to us (when does it not?), and 3) the reassuring clink of our forks on our plates wasn’t even there this time it was hiding underneath slop and smothered on top by the intruding sound waves (who asked?) of our next-table neighbors’ lives. You made a sly remark about seconds to catch a glimpse of youthful **** She’d gone to get some more baby carrots and cucumber slices to put in her salad maybe (who knows? who cares?) Either way, her youthful **** would make the food taste like something to you. And you described them to us when you sat down again so the slop would taste like something to us (there’s pride in that type of generosity, don’t forget) and (congratulations) we had the faint impression of some sort of ****** there, but we didn’t tell you (it’s easier that way). A cup, a squeeze, a kiss on her ******* yes that could feed our hunger for a night. And tonight was a night like any, so her ******* led us to talk of women, and women led us to talk of love (and the blooming one for the poor ******* as we who lost withstood the vicarious twinge of an addling ****** very different from the first. This one led us to pine for sweets, but the ones we found were dry, so we left the table, left the dining hall, looking around at the others: the lonely, the couples, the blessed lonely couples, and the fortunate friends huddled against everything with open laughter, enjoying the weird consistency like drunk theoretical physicists before they discovered bubbles and inflated eternally meaning when they safeguarded a zoo with a pistol they didn’t know how to use, in Soviet Russia. (So you see?) We have to slump on the couch when we return like lifetimes have passed before us. No one even bothers to pick up a guitar, we leave all four of them strewn on the floor like dead wooden boxes because Dylan or Young or Cash (or whoever) is already in the living room. Any bubbling, inflating, theoretical physicist (any drunk, pistol-packing zookeeper, for that matter) will tell you that. So we slump, comfortably uncomfortable, (at least we’re trying!) feeling their (our) strings plucking. No sounds, no voices. Because we don’t need to hear this that. Not right now. (Not right now).
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J R died I guess many cried J R Ewing, Larry Hagman, son of Broadway’s Peter Pan offspring of a famous clan I guess a decent man another J R died, Jenny Rae I guess many cried but not likely fans from afar perhaps her nephew in the corner bar when he recalled through his wine soaked haze younger days, when his Jenny Rae would meet him payday and give him a five she earned keepin’ those old folks alive well, cleanin’ up their slop may not have been keeping anybody alive but she did it just the same even long after the cancer came and pain buckled her over on the bus, she kept goin’ smiling at their ancient vacant stares when she could when she was gone when she passed, curled up like a baby in that noisy ER there were no headlines about that J R only another wretched woman paid to clean up slop who hunkered faithfully over her mop to wipe up the remnants of Jenny Rae to earn her pittance of pay perhaps for another nephew or other lost son of an angry day
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Nov 24, 2012
Nov 24, 2012 at 1:11 PM UTC
J R died
The transparent roof covered her from sudden precipitation Ice pellets pelting the ground around as she waited for the bus The shufflers and grumblers huddled in the booth for cover share Riddled with cold holes from liquid *********** Look at them, she thought Untold stories in a crowd Grey figures among the concrete and the puddles Blank pages thickening unread novels Returning home to stagnant plots and forgettable characters On the auto she scanned the library for research-relevant titles A fairy tale cuddled publicly, all lips and hands and smiles An anthology with stained sections and shredded, well-worn binding Scribbled frantically to transfer himself to more unpublished page Give up, she wanted to scream Paper dies and no one reads No longer did she believe in hidden literary gems Far too many friends had rushed their tales Conclusions writ in sharpie slop Conclude she had in pencil but the writing hand would never stop Not for cramps of authoring nor material that she lacked Not until the cover closed From which there was no flipping back Perhaps I am an article, she thought Meant to be short and skimmed A brief point to be made and greater issue slapped within She wondered something dreadful then, a tremor in her bones She never understood the other chapters, stories, poems Reflecting in her epilogue, would she even know her own? My pen was never full I am illiterate
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Apr 24, 2012
Apr 24, 2012 at 10:40 AM UTC
139. Unpublished 4/24/12
Look at him and go out on a limb, Or am I suppose to use a three by five? Slop on the mascara, Know the difference between "por" and "para". Go to this school, so they can feel secure; Be clean, be pure. Starve- you can't be fat. Fail because you didn't follow format. "I don't care how well you draw, Just go to Harvard and study law." They'll lay out your life step-by-step, And yes, you will be every teachers' pet. I don't care what you do; Be cut-throat, be cruel, Anything to be: This cookie cutter you made for me.
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Feb 7, 2013
Feb 7, 2013 at 2:53 PM UTC
Conformity
"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken *** pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want seconds on the corndogs But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true Clouds made of carrots and peas Mountains built of shepherds pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans Meatloaf sandwich sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Well I dreamt one morning That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-looking at me It screamed, why do you burn me And serve me up cold I said I got the spatula Just do what you're told Then the liver & onions Started joining the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop suey slapped me And it kicked me in the head It's called revenge Lunchlady Said the garlic bread I said what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But then my friend sloppy joe came And joined my side He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady The kids wouldn't eatcha You should be shakin' her hand And sayin' please to meet ya She gives you a purpose And she gives you a goal You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole Now all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [Spoken] Well me & sloppy joe got married We got six kids and we're doing' just fine Down in Lunchlady Land
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Feb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
Lunchlady land composed by adam *******
"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken *** pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want seconds on the corndogs But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true Clouds made of carrots and peas Mountains built of shepherds pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders Navy beans, navy beans Meatloaf sandwich sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Well I dreamt one morning That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-looking at me It screamed, why do you burn me And serve me up cold I said I got the spatula Just do what you're told Then the liver & onions Started joining the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop suey slapped me And it kicked me in the head It's called revenge Lunchlady Said the garlic bread I said what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But then my friend sloppy joe came And joined my side He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady The kids wouldn't eatcha You should be shakin' her hand And sayin' please to meet ya She gives you a purpose And she gives you a goal You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole Now all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [Spoken] Well me & sloppy joe got married We got six kids and we're doing' just fine Down in Lunchlady Land
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A backwoods lobotomy filling a five-gallon bucket While her parents watched in earnest Her head was just too big I think she is pregnant Then take care of it, just use the rusty coat hanger method This bucket will need emptying first Feed the slop to the swine It looks like you two are going to be grandparents This grotesque, mutilated corpse of an unborn No, it looks like the pigs will be well-fed in the morning How long until slaughter? Hurry up and it will be done
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Feb 23, 2011
Feb 23, 2011 at 10:46 AM UTC
Backwoods Lobotomy
Slop ******* soup kitchen soak. Sick sick sadness. Embarrassment. Anger. Just go away. Look at me, kids, Don't look at the window There's nothing there. DON'T STARE! I'm teaching you a valuable London lesson, How to ignore invisible men, However persistent. He came inside, Asked for a quid, I bought him a burger, Just to get rid. Horrid. Not him, me. As he sat there, shaking, eating, Drinking his coffee (eight sugars, seven milks) Tears poured down his face. And the children asked me why. Mummy, why did that man cry when you bought him a burger? Did he want a different toy? I learned a valuable life lesson. One I won't forget.
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 4:51 PM UTC
Wino Bangs On The Window
It was always cold here. Even when the green fingers of the earth pulled themselves out into the glowing radiance of an afternoon sun and from the confines of the slop of mud      --and dust           --and dirt                that they were dormant in. It was always cold here. Even when the night was spewing of freedom and of color. A world away from the routine that kept us like the walking dead. When others ran around in nothing but undergarments, I sat      --cross legged          --with a can in my hand                that was supposed to help me forget the cold. But, It was always cold here. And colder now that you are gone.
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Nov 25, 2014
Nov 25, 2014 at 9:58 PM UTC
The Weather Doesn't Matter
I feel the cold bites, mittened children yell they’re sewing sky flowers as they run with yellow or red kites ocean makes that great space with tides that linger over the rocks we fashion nothing like the clouds and feel small As storms build up I walk a coastal trail where ashes of an old beach fire left roasted pinecones littered an Osprey flies up above the shore’s edge and as I read your book, I feel the restless melody in your poems Tides flap and slop against sand the color of worn concrete ocean’s spoiled lives permeate everything, my skin tastes sea salt gargle gulls and passersby all watch the waves moving towards us I’m lingering here for too long and return to my car clicking heels behind me in the parking lot the castanets of other lives with their importance arouse such unpleasant thoughts, I walk back down to the beach hurrying until I no longer hear their rhythm But now the fog rolls in and the ground is covered with wings all the doors are locked when the sky drops down like this thunder knocks in the distance saying ‘“celebrate!” its echoes wake the clouds, rain gives an answer with applause on the threshold of storm I turn away from the ocean and look east a forested mountainside crowded with fading painted houses abandoned a single car on the road with headlights, we have hundreds of days of rain here in other words, most people forget anything but rainy weather the chill from Alaska reaches down only in gusts but snow is distant This Sunday when Netarts bay is full of kayaks and fishing boats Oceanside’s patch of beach is strewn with sea grass, people with their dogs walk amongst shed crab shells, a lone restaurant opens selling coffee and pies none of the people in rain slickers and hoodies move off as the rain falls
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Jan 9, 2018
Jan 9, 2018 at 12:31 AM UTC
Reading Elizabeth Bishop’s Cape Breton in Oceanside, Oregon
I feel the cold bites, mittened children yell they’re sewing sky flowers as they run with yellow or red kites ocean makes that great space with tides that linger over the rocks we fashion nothing like the clouds and feel small As storms build up I walk a coastal trail where ashes of an old beach fire left roasted pinecones littered an Osprey flies up above the shore’s edge and as I read your book, I feel the restless melody in your poems Tides flap and slop against sand the color of worn concrete ocean’s spoiled lives permeate everything, my skin tastes sea salt gargle gulls and passersby all watch the waves moving towards us I’m lingering here for too long and return to my car clicking heels behind me in the parking lot the castanets of other lives with their importance arouse such unpleasant thoughts, I walk back down to the beach hurrying until I no longer hear their rhythm But now the fog rolls in and the ground is covered with wings all the doors are locked when the sky drops down like this thunder knocks in the distance saying ‘“celebrate!” its echoes wake the clouds, rain gives an answer with applause on the threshold of storm I turn away from the ocean and look east a forested mountainside crowded with fading painted houses abandoned a single car on the road with headlights, we have hundreds of days of rain here in other words, most people forget anything but rainy weather the chill from Alaska reaches down only in gusts but snow is distant This Sunday when Netarts bay is full of kayaks and fishing boats Oceanside’s patch of beach is strewn with sea grass, people with their dogs walk amongst shed crab shells, a lone restaurant opens selling coffee and pies none of the people in rain slickers and hoodies move off as the rain falls
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Oh My Gosh ------! You got an A for the test again! You're worthless You have really pretty eyes! You're so ugly. My eyes are bleeding I love your figure! Fat slop You're so smart! You stupid fool I hate you I hate you, no one likes you. Die in a hole **** yourself* ***** ***** **** Attention Seeker Stupid **** YOURSELF*** I'm dying, can't you see?
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Sep 29, 2013
Sep 29, 2013 at 6:31 AM UTC
I'm dying
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree don't run with scissors smile stay a while catch more flies with honey wrong way turn back a stitch in time saves nine when i was your age no rhyme or reason to it high road or low road polly want a ******* click, click, boom first past the post i 'm just a smiling sunbeam barrel of monkeys to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you hand in the cookie jar never seen the like flat out like a lizard drinking not happy jan! take a bex and have a good lie down sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat life passes by in the blink of an eye chip on your shoulder take note laughter the best medicine *** brainfreeze kindness warms the cockles of my heart if you can't be nice you did not just say that umm, ahh, now you in trouble quiet now i am watching tv do not cry don't spray it, say it do not tell mum it was'nt me hava mint, please lol go to your room do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$ hello all the world's a stage... merely players wanna play go away busy want to come over can i kiss you push it's a boy what a whopper please i've seen better do i know you the dog ate my homework who now why am i here put your clothes on what goes up must come down life goes on is my *** big in this stop the merry-go-round i want to get off whatever i need a dollar tea anyone she had a goodlife sorry how much every things coming up roses what pink pigs flying overhead snap, crackle, pop one sugar or two in case i don't see you good morning good evening and good night ttyl out take a bow you've earned it
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Mar 18, 2014
Mar 18, 2014 at 4:43 PM UTC
rephraseology
feelin lazy today, so you get what you get, turn the page move on learn from your mistakes be brave face your fears footloose and fancyfree don't run with scissors smile stay a while catch more flies with honey wrong way turn back a stitch in time saves nine when i was your age no rhyme or reason to it high road or low road polly want a ******* click, click, boom first past the post i 'm just a smiling sunbeam barrel of monkeys to thine ownself be thank you what doesn't **** you hand in the cookie jar never seen the like flat out like a lizard drinking not happy jan! take a bex and have a good lie down sunshine and daffodils slip, slop, slap, put on a hat life passes by in the blink of an eye chip on your shoulder take note laughter the best medicine *** brainfreeze kindness warms the cockles of my heart if you can't be nice you did not just say that umm, ahh, now you in trouble quiet now i am watching tv do not cry don't spray it, say it do not tell mum it was'nt me hava mint, please lol go to your room do not pass go do not collect one hundred $$ hello all the world's a stage... merely players wanna play go away busy want to come over can i kiss you push it's a boy what a whopper please i've seen better do i know you the dog ate my homework who now why am i here put your clothes on what goes up must come down life goes on is my *** big in this stop the merry-go-round i want to get off whatever i need a dollar tea anyone she had a goodlife sorry how much every things coming up roses what pink pigs flying overhead snap, crackle, pop one sugar or two in case i don't see you good morning good evening and good night ttyl out take a bow you've earned it
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I lay here, like a fish long dead Limp, lifeless Glazed, Gaping mouth tilted up towards the ceiling Misted with the dew of sweat And starting to smell Fresh out of the pan The vigor of my youth long Departed Regarded not as equal But cannon fodder For the masses Infesting the grease smeared Hub of hunger Beta in a sea of sharks Gilling a slow sluggish Slop Thank god, this bed is where I have longed to be all night long.
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Dec 30, 2012
Dec 30, 2012 at 1:35 AM UTC
Fast-Food Fishtale