Anatidaephobic para siesta,
on the park bench w/ the child molesters:
eyeballs eyevory as Arctic detergent,
amid shingle by De Beers are REMurgent.
Whitsands of some incroyable Bermuda
(white man even his own intruder,
upon cetocephalic theta depths,
that whistle crystal Dixie, seahorses for clefts).
'Peas have great individuality,'
but peristerite is this sea,
not peagreen. A pickpoctopus of preag
(pre-peag more offshore than 64,000 leagues),
klepto Neptune mudlarks the silica,
into his limelylit hypothermia
sleeves shells, like the desirable hermitcrab Earth
of my astrally orarian self.
My gaze stolen by tealeaf tides:
samphire, sapphire, squid's suckereyed .
Under the sea, there is no CCTV.
But guilt is a silk meat to the nee-
dleeyed nostrils of PC Jaws;
feefifofumes slip faded scabs' pores.
He's not a panoptopus catching your tentacle in your mouth,
but squaloid cop whose own gob's a ganch.
Phaser intangible thru verdantique,
Policeshark! does davyjonestowns deek.
On a fishing expedition in shipwreck slums,
whose 19 new tenants are pinklewickers from Morecambe,
but they're innocent as God's goslings, so Policeshark!
capriciously octocuffed a gangster's mollusc
- by 'octocuffed', I meant crunched the suspect's stu-
diously nonevolved backbone in his beartrap bazoo.
After flossing the caries of noble cause corruption,
moody maccarelics had snubsnouted selachian
policesharkraid! an octopus's gardengate,
& half a McCalf, knee, did he confiscate
- minus the 'confisc'.
His beat is wide & his beat is deep, from Frisc-
o to Portalprints,
Constantlynubile (Instantbeau) to Pawsmith,
from pertly lisped Perth to hellsmiled imorteen's
imaginary Miami, styrofoam unicorn shoreline.
& traversing isthmus now wasthmus, Lemuria,
where the wreck of the Sargassoworks lies similar-
ly submerged, sunk by Cap'n Sanforisedbeard,
nautical vagabond who thought he'd blagged a pond,
but was wonking all the angles on the sextant,
till mainsail was mainly flailing like an introvert
among many reprikates of Rik Mayall. Policeshark! swam
thru turquoise spooge of amino acids, liquid farm-
yards of forms not yet strangely familiar enough,
where plankton are those new clear vitals' scurf,
or Creation's intelligent designer stubble.
& Creation's archeozoic goosepimples are bubbles.
For around Policeshark!, waves may turn time-
twiddlingly wavy: Zeit's gristle to the Sein-
shark, the Aardshark, the Wailsnark, the Sharchetype
worrying my liminal jugular like a vamp-
ire scarf. In the blink of the eye of the
Policesharknado!, Policeshark! the merciless mer-
monitor has done his bloodhound rounds,
reset his primordial aura dial, outswam Ground
Zerocean brane, that damp original,
even aquathreshed the 'bi.ven.' in that bilateral
venture 'tween surf 'n' turf, Sinbad the Flavour.
So as to spyhop above cursive of rips & rollers
to stake out this shorehugger, whose Shutter Island discs
sirenade not of Portalsmith, Bizzyhandyman or Frisc-
o, but of a more prosaic 'mare where sharks go quack.
So rage, Ol' Cuntsea, Thalassa you twat!
Big blue wobbly gash, Red Label Sea
of my unconscious! It is mens rea
for which Policesharks! frenze, pinprick of shame,
but the dreaming animal's meat is not game.
I am Ruestungminister in his Argentine cabana!
I am God in His Gondola!
& the Policesharkcage! is the cordon sanitaire
of my not really being there. Or here.
I'm Shore Ryder splittin' for a sun-Ken-
tucky, para siesta passing for a con-
tent Tuesday come to pass like the rainbands
that wore Ray Bans were disbanded by whitsands
inadmissible as Icarus giblets
or a mohican of gills' nullity.
O Policesharkbait! paltry
as dismembered Freudianism of carnal lagan!
Less catabasis & more embasan.
A dreampoet about to jump the Policeshark!,
awoke to the trope of a Savileville park.
Was it a dream within a dream within...
TL; DR, Policesharkfin!!
'embasan' (Filipino)- to wear clothes in the bath