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If life gives you lemons just be thankful it’s not a lime, and when squeezing it avoid getting the juice in your eye this time.
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Aug 16, 2019
Aug 16, 2019 at 1:05 PM UTC
Overpriced Lemonade
drinking all night, watching a soulless reptile talk about his company and trying to sell a sea of nerds overpriced videogames drinking all night on some ***** LA heat
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Jun 19, 2018
Jun 19, 2018 at 8:11 PM UTC
back from E3
I fell in love at a McDonald’s. I expected it to happen in an overpriced cafe or a fancy Italian restaurant, but it happened at a McDonald’s and it was love all the same. We were on our way back from the beach. We went whale watching but the ocean could have been empty for all the fish we saw. We paid good money for a caricature of the two of us. The graphite image of a happy couple with our faces sat in the back seat of your car. It would be framed and put up. We went into the sea as deeply as we dared and laughed and screamed as the waves came and came and came. We were driving home with bits of mountains and boulders stuck between our sandaled toes and that’s when you pulled into a McDonald’s. You ordered a sandwich, 100% real beef, never frozen, and asked me what I wanted. I said I would have the same. 100% real beef. Never frozen. I hate spending time and money on that which can only be consumed. We sat down with our food underneath the fluorescent lights next to a Happy Meal kiosk and I decided that I was in love with you and it was love all the same.
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Jun 11, 2014
Jun 11, 2014 at 12:58 AM UTC
Falling in Love at a McDonald's
in our besieged republic snipers are popping up everywhere taking *** shots ending lives with a well placed head shot active shooters star in world premier events jokers rise like dark knights casting large looming shadows on real 3D cinemax multiplexed screens sprinkling overpriced buckets of popcorn with generous dollops of blood others head back to school still ****** about missing recess and excessive sentences to detention halls where bullies tortured scrawny inmates with wedgies and painful ***** twisters they’ve come back to even the score leaving bullet hole pockmarks on Sharpie smudged   smart boards declaring endless summer vacations for classrooms of children who don’t give wedgies and only dream of soft ***** these urban guerillas are now working to liberate airports from the tyranny of TSA agents fulfilling PATRIOT ACT duties for 10 bucks an hour and last night the latest active shooter showed up at the Garden State Plaza, -my hometown mall of america- mumbling about his Grand Theft Auto score, strung out and crashing from an unfilled pharma addiction script he grew up as a Highwayman in Teaneck a former classmate working at Nordstroms said he was a really good kid he was, one of the good ones, he could have shot some people but the only person he shot in the head was himself legions of police officers surrounding the mall stood down grateful for overtime milling about in the flashing red strobes inhaling the heady blue fumes rising to commend Bergen County Blue Laws and next Sunday’s time and a half active shooter training day Jimi Hendrix: Machine Gun Oakland 11/5/13 jbm
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Nov 5, 2013
Nov 5, 2013 at 1:12 PM UTC
active shooter
in our besieged republic snipers are popping up everywhere taking *** shots ending lives with a well placed head shot active shooters star in world premier events jokers rise like dark knights casting large looming shadows on real 3D cinemax multiplexed screens sprinkling overpriced buckets of popcorn with generous dollops of blood others head back to school still ****** about missing recess and excessive sentences to detention halls where bullies tortured scrawny inmates with wedgies and painful ***** twisters they’ve come back to even the score leaving bullet hole pockmarks on Sharpie smudged   smart boards declaring endless summer vacations for classrooms of children who don’t give wedgies and only dream of soft ***** these urban guerillas are now working to liberate airports from the tyranny of TSA agents fulfilling PATRIOT ACT duties for 10 bucks an hour and last night the latest active shooter showed up at the Garden State Plaza, -my hometown mall of america- mumbling about his Grand Theft Auto score, strung out and crashing from an unfilled pharma addiction script he grew up as a Highwayman in Teaneck a former classmate working at Nordstroms said he was a really good kid he was, one of the good ones, he could have shot some people but the only person he shot in the head was himself legions of police officers surrounding the mall stood down grateful for overtime milling about in the flashing red strobes inhaling the heady blue fumes rising to commend Bergen County Blue Laws and next Sunday’s time and a half active shooter training day Jimi Hendrix: Machine Gun Oakland 11/5/13 jbm
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∅⚢☢⚧☯✰⚩✿⚥∅☢⚧☯✰⚢✿⚥☠⚩☯⚧✰ Too little and of course, too late they spend what’s left imprudently attempting to alleviate the love of God’s own liberty: The world transexual one-party state. They think it’s normal — right for all lost in a prideful dying fall their lions heed the sea-horse call attempting to transgender fate; the devil searches for a mate his nightly Babylonian date: the world transexual one-party state. They’ll legislate the Lord away (his fundie followers as well) their hateful heaven, holy hell shall wither up and disappear before redemption can draw near. Their myths no more shall obfuscate nor dangle such celestial bait that underwriters overrate: the world transexual one-party state. Their antichrist is overpriced, the nations, globally enticed, now glorify the deviance in herd-like mass obedience surrendering to expedience: where good is bad, and bad is great and Christ the only one to hate, allegiances exacerbate the world *********** one-party state. Parties will form and parties end but parties can no more defend consolidation into one than flip a switch and dark the sun; the Caesars left this part undone the Muslims are just having fun with our *********** one-party state. Bring on the night until we see that dark means dimming by degree two parties? Overdone by one ! So let it bleed and let it be till One is All and all agree that we are doomed to hesitate when God cannot resuscitate the late One-World *********** State.
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Apr 6, 2016
Apr 6, 2016 at 6:34 PM UTC
Switch the Flip
∅⚢☢⚧☯✰⚩✿⚥∅☢⚧☯✰⚢✿⚥☠⚩☯⚧✰ Too little and of course, too late they spend what’s left imprudently attempting to alleviate the love of God’s own liberty: The world transexual one-party state. They think it’s normal — right for all lost in a prideful dying fall their lions heed the sea-horse call attempting to transgender fate; the devil searches for a mate his nightly Babylonian date: the world transexual one-party state. They’ll legislate the Lord away (his fundie followers as well) their hateful heaven, holy hell shall wither up and disappear before redemption can draw near. Their myths no more shall obfuscate nor dangle such celestial bait that underwriters overrate: the world transexual one-party state. Their antichrist is overpriced, the nations, globally enticed, now glorify the deviance in herd-like mass obedience surrendering to expedience: where good is bad, and bad is great and Christ the only one to hate, allegiances exacerbate the world *********** one-party state. Parties will form and parties end but parties can no more defend consolidation into one than flip a switch and dark the sun; the Caesars left this part undone the Muslims are just having fun with our *********** one-party state. Bring on the night until we see that dark means dimming by degree two parties? Overdone by one ! So let it bleed and let it be till One is All and all agree that we are doomed to hesitate when God cannot resuscitate the late One-World *********** State.
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There’s an Indian restaurant down the road, And the owners have a beautiful daughter, But she’s the apple of her daddy’s eye, So I really don’t think I oughta. There was a Chinese takeaway next door, That did the best fried-rice, But the authorities came and shut ‘em down, For infestation of rats and lice. There’s a newsagents further along, But it doesn’t do much to dazzle, Unless you want overpriced cigarettes, And back issues of Razzle. The Arab café across the road, Does the best cappuccinos around, The sound of Algerian pensioners laughing Is such a beautiful sound. There’s a Working Men’s around the corner, Where the Guinness is dirt cheap, And in it I’ve had drunken nights, And memories I’d fight to keep. There’s a chicken shop on the way back home, Which I must say is pretty useful, When I’m staggering home, ****** as a **** The chicken burgers taste ******* beautiful. There’s also a chippy down the way, That does an excellent saveloy, It got burnt down, and I can’t help but suspect, It was a sneaky insurance ploy. There’s an Irish pub next door to that, Full of drunken, singing Micks, The Dubliners on the jukebox, It’s where I get my fix. But I’m always drawn to the Indian restaurant, Where the owners have a beautiful daughter, She’s witty, glamourous, the same age as me, And I really think that I oughta.
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Sep 19, 2013
Sep 19, 2013 at 12:27 AM UTC
"There's an Indian restaurant down the road..."
"i don't wanna have to be the one to tell you this, but you're no foodie; you're just a ****** who's too cowardly to take an honest look at yourself. It's okay to be whatever you want, just don't lie to yourself proclaiming to be a foodie to justify late-night trips to Jack in the Box four days a week, or eating a whole jar of Tostitos 'Salsa con Queso' every two days. Are you trying to mummify yourself with all those preservatives? Y'know, just because you blow most of your paychecks on gasoline, **** food and overpriced coffee pulled to the most pretentious of standards doesn't at all begin to mean that you've got any class, taste, or style, let alone that you're a foodie. At least recycle all the paper products your pseudofood comes in. Moreover, your thighs aren't ******* gluten, they're all that other junk you eat habitually while watching your oh-so-edified selection of films before sleeping it off until 3 in the afternoon. No wonder you're so full of **** you are what you eat, I suppose. Pull your head on out your *** All that fat and cholesterol isn't for the faint of heart."
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Feb 13, 2015
Feb 13, 2015 at 1:38 PM UTC
Sorry, but foodies don't eat Jack in the Box at 3 AM. Hipster-ass fool. You lyin' to yo'self!
Fat women with Fur coats To warm their overfed Heaps of mass Holding overpriced Elongated, mechanical strings Attached to their Mouse-like dogs That wear clothes That cost more Than my entire outfit Shirt, jeans, boots, jacket Combined They yap to small devices Glued to their ears Like instruments Of envy and jealousy Yelling at their husbands Or boyfriends Or pool boys Who haven't done their job Either paying for whatever they want Or neglecting to net out That last nat From their jacuzzis Where they sip white wine And sizzle in soapy water Before getting out And slipping on shoes Made by kids In Cambodia Who have never held A hundred dollar bill What is wrong Who is right What is it That's been done Here None of it makes sense To me
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Jan 23, 2013
Jan 23, 2013 at 12:53 PM UTC
Rich Women
I can see you there standing in your studio relishing in the faces of your followers creaming their jeans over your creations lightbulbs hanging from the cealing by telephone cords and photographs of babies dressed as dictators trying to prove that innocence still exists when we both know that this world was robbed of its innocence a million years ago you might fool some people but I can see right through you professional hipster, wearing tie dye underneath your skin and an overpriced suit on the outside painting your lips with designer brand translucent rasberry lipstick and kissing your acquaintances a kiss for each cheek I want to know how you can fake it so well hiding behind your little purple door counting money while I’m busy counting lies was it easy to push your dreams so far away so deep in the back of your mind that they may as well be in your shoes did you ever think you’d be here that you’d sell your soul to the devil because I’m afraid that you might be my future and I would rather stand at the end of the dock with Mr.Gatsby gazing at the green light across the river holding on to hope forever
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Mar 9, 2013
Mar 9, 2013 at 8:03 PM UTC
Professional Hipster
Hey, I already told you that you were a little bit crazy. What did you think—that I was completely nuts? Come on, Cashew, and shake that walnut-sized brain of yours, and then we’ll try to put together a decent menu. Still, I ought to kick you in those itty-bitty sunflower seeds, those ones that you claim to be your source of protein. Hey, Macadamia Breath, accidentally lose the ******* hula dancer and then fire the impending search-and-rescue party! Your tropical trail mix was no good for each other. You need a vacation from this deserted island, Captain Crunch. Go down south and get yourself the businessman’s special. You know—some old-fashioned brazil nuts. Yeah, that’s the two-tickets-to-paradise, for sure. Fool, you really do need to buff up the old almond. Do I need to open up the **** aluminum lid for you? You’ve been stuck inside this assorted, mixed can that you try to refer to as an extra bedroom for nearly nine months. Get out and take in a little hike and bike right after you do the wake and bake. Maybe you should go slow roast yourself at the beach a little. Why don’t you go to the mountains and try to become one of those pine nuts that end up in all of those overpriced health cereals? Hey, Snickers, those dank trees really are beautiful, you know. Would you quit acting like a frikkin’ flax seed already? Just admit that it’s almost payday, for criminy sakes! You pathetic Mister Peanut, you. Please, Saint Chestnut, give this completely lost consumer strength from high above store aisle number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Listen to me, Nutt Sack, will you shake those tiny little beer nuts that no one can seem to stomach anyway? First of all, they are becoming way too stale just sitting around here, so if you continue to wait any longer, they will petrify—and then we will eventually be forced to call you teeth-breaking Corn Nuts!
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Jul 26, 2014
Jul 26, 2014 at 5:04 PM UTC
Totally Nuts
Hey, I already told you that you were a little bit crazy. What did you think—that I was completely nuts? Come on, Cashew, and shake that walnut-sized brain of yours, and then we’ll try to put together a decent menu. Still, I ought to kick you in those itty-bitty sunflower seeds, those ones that you claim to be your source of protein. Hey, Macadamia Breath, accidentally lose the ******* hula dancer and then fire the impending search-and-rescue party! Your tropical trail mix was no good for each other. You need a vacation from this deserted island, Captain Crunch. Go down south and get yourself the businessman’s special. You know—some old-fashioned brazil nuts. Yeah, that’s the two-tickets-to-paradise, for sure. Fool, you really do need to buff up the old almond. Do I need to open up the **** aluminum lid for you? You’ve been stuck inside this assorted, mixed can that you try to refer to as an extra bedroom for nearly nine months. Get out and take in a little hike and bike right after you do the wake and bake. Maybe you should go slow roast yourself at the beach a little. Why don’t you go to the mountains and try to become one of those pine nuts that end up in all of those overpriced health cereals? Hey, Snickers, those dank trees really are beautiful, you know. Would you quit acting like a frikkin’ flax seed already? Just admit that it’s almost payday, for criminy sakes! You pathetic Mister Peanut, you. Please, Saint Chestnut, give this completely lost consumer strength from high above store aisle number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Listen to me, Nutt Sack, will you shake those tiny little beer nuts that no one can seem to stomach anyway? First of all, they are becoming way too stale just sitting around here, so if you continue to wait any longer, they will petrify—and then we will eventually be forced to call you teeth-breaking Corn Nuts!
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I twisted the dollar bill around my finger and then into a bow. I rolled it up. I twisted it around my finger once again, wishing the lady in front of me would order already instead of asking what EVERY drink was. I just wanted my latte. I don't want to have to wait until next Christmas just to order it. Oh my god, lady! Get out of my way! Finally, she turned to the man at the other end of the counter, who is waiting for his coffee. What did you get, Jim? Caramel Macchiato, Cheryl She turns back to the cashier, And what's a Caramel Macchiato? It's an espresso, consisting of milk and two-three shots with caramel syrup, ma'am Hmm, I guess I'll have that. A small please. Just as I think she's done, she steps back in front of me. And a red velvet cookie...you know what, make that two. The cashier rings her up and I'm slowly nudging her away from the counter. Hey Abby-ONE CARAMEL LATTE, MEDIUM I smile, Hello Maddox. $4.23 I hand him the 5 dollar bill and he stretches behind him and sets my latte in front of me. Thanks Maddox. I take my latte and change and walk around to the back, up the back stairs and into the book store. I sit cross legged in a mustard colored vinyl chair, setting my coffee on the flat arm. My shoes fall to the floor. My book falls open to where I marked it last. I bite the inside of my cheek as I continue to read and taste the cheap caramel in my overpriced latte.
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Dec 22, 2013
Dec 22, 2013 at 4:54 PM UTC
Cheap Caramel Latte
Darling I can’t find a word to describe you… But I can find three Overpriced. Airport. Coffee. You have an inflated self ego like the over priced liquid Airports try to pass off as coffee The brew tastes as watered down as your originality And honey if I’m honest I shouldn’t even compare you to coffee Because that might be the greatest sin of all
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Jul 22, 2014
Jul 22, 2014 at 12:52 AM UTC
3ws
How do you begin to talk about trust, when every thought that swirls around in your brain has additional questions attached to it: is it real?                  is it made up?            is it rational?                  is it an overreaction?          is it temporary?                          is it permanent? Tangled root systems of the same questions, for every thought. And I haven’t even started on Feelings, [that’s a different poem altogether]. - How do you begin to talk about trust when, for starters, you can’t trust yourself. Grow up, with silence and shrugged shoulders and the helpless statements of: I don’t know, I don’t know, I just don’t know, in response to all your scientific parents’ questions – questions peppered with “logical” and “rational” and *“you understand where we’re coming from …right?”* and eventually, every time you think or feel anything at all and have no explanation, you’re left with one question:                          how can you not know?                            how can you not know?                          how can you not know? - Say a word enough times and it starts to lose its meaning: trust trust trust trust Is it even a word, or just a lucky combination of letters? - How do you begin to talk about trust when you’ve been let down not once, not twice, not three times… well, what’s the point of trying to recall, when you’ve lost count of the times. It would be one thing, if you knew why you’ve been abandoned, or why people hurt you, or why everything gets to you so often,                            [is it you or is it them,                                 is it you or is it them,                         is it you or is it them?] but it’s the not knowing that makes you realize that people as a whole are: Unpredictable, Unreliable, Untrustworthy. You’re not usually too angry about it, this is just Reality. - This is just Reality, but it’s the not knowing that kills you, closes up your heart in a certain kind of way after a while. Oh, you’ll talk to people, if you must, say whatever seem to be the right things, be the listening ear they need, if that’s what’s required of you, be good, understanding, kind, empathetic, to the best of your ability, but you won’t Rely on them, won’t accept statements of I can help. That’s a different story. - If you can’t trust People. [Forget about your family, the ones who supposedly love you, with their helpful advice of “get a job, be useful, it’ll make you feel better.” Forget about the docs and therapists, the ones who supposedly make it better, with pills or overpriced talking sessions. Forget friends, the ones who supposedly are your support system, with “I’m here for you” and “I can help” that lead nowhere.] then what you are left with is trusting yourself out of necessity. And you’re back to where you started.
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Nov 17, 2014
Nov 17, 2014 at 9:43 PM UTC
On the Subject of Trust
How do you begin to talk about trust, when every thought that swirls around in your brain has additional questions attached to it: is it real?                  is it made up?            is it rational?                  is it an overreaction?          is it temporary?                          is it permanent? Tangled root systems of the same questions, for every thought. And I haven’t even started on Feelings, [that’s a different poem altogether]. - How do you begin to talk about trust when, for starters, you can’t trust yourself. Grow up, with silence and shrugged shoulders and the helpless statements of: I don’t know, I don’t know, I just don’t know, in response to all your scientific parents’ questions – questions peppered with “logical” and “rational” and *“you understand where we’re coming from …right?”* and eventually, every time you think or feel anything at all and have no explanation, you’re left with one question:                          how can you not know?                            how can you not know?                          how can you not know? - Say a word enough times and it starts to lose its meaning: trust trust trust trust Is it even a word, or just a lucky combination of letters? - How do you begin to talk about trust when you’ve been let down not once, not twice, not three times… well, what’s the point of trying to recall, when you’ve lost count of the times. It would be one thing, if you knew why you’ve been abandoned, or why people hurt you, or why everything gets to you so often,                            [is it you or is it them,                                 is it you or is it them,                         is it you or is it them?] but it’s the not knowing that makes you realize that people as a whole are: Unpredictable, Unreliable, Untrustworthy. You’re not usually too angry about it, this is just Reality. - This is just Reality, but it’s the not knowing that kills you, closes up your heart in a certain kind of way after a while. Oh, you’ll talk to people, if you must, say whatever seem to be the right things, be the listening ear they need, if that’s what’s required of you, be good, understanding, kind, empathetic, to the best of your ability, but you won’t Rely on them, won’t accept statements of I can help. That’s a different story. - If you can’t trust People. [Forget about your family, the ones who supposedly love you, with their helpful advice of “get a job, be useful, it’ll make you feel better.” Forget about the docs and therapists, the ones who supposedly make it better, with pills or overpriced talking sessions. Forget friends, the ones who supposedly are your support system, with “I’m here for you” and “I can help” that lead nowhere.] then what you are left with is trusting yourself out of necessity. And you’re back to where you started.
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Palaces of ****** souls have green neon text frames standing sideways like arches; divine arrows, they guide the paternal flunks, the tar-soaked offspring, the lonely and the business bunch. Here in these palaces, all sin is a freeze, all lust is a spin. Fairy lights are often flagged in a net, to catch mischievous mares flinging themselves against the glass displays of overpriced clothing shops. One finds when wondering the perpetual lines of restaurants and cafes, the vastness of them having a motherly touch, for these palaces, they stretch like the sky and they spread like the shepherded fire ants of Gaia herself And when ones welcome is overbid they need only to follow  the evenly laid out,  sorrow yellow street lamps and bite their cheeks and bare the frost for soon the polluted lux will lead them to an overnight joint, a limbo of sorts, where they can breathe anew. On those red leather sofas- fast food or the district kind- when the night seems to crawl on its final limbs, they'll lay and slip into sleep. Some say they never do wake, that they wither with the moon and then haunt the attics of the dance halls where they swirled and laughed and lived in a previous life.
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Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018 at 2:34 PM UTC
Palaces of ****** souls
My fluttering heart gives me away in the awkward silence that followed the electricty of a forbidden touch. Look into my eyes and tell me that you love her enough to cash in your best years to change diapers and work too many hours for overpriced formula at your local grocer. You truly are an extrovert turned introvert, giving up on your dreams to change lives with your soul induced chords intrically written with stories of your past.
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Sep 7, 2010
Sep 7, 2010 at 3:28 PM UTC
Bass
Where buses still elapse with Time Down straight Dame Street The Trees are satellites that allow Children to look up and let the pavement breath. Earthen Columns that gate the Boombox Clubhouse tint Flanked by the Yeoman Guards of Hollister but forget to pay the same compliment outside of American Apparel Where Teenagers dream out fantasies of lamp-lit, flash-shot worship-worthy objectification in a converted loft in the real New York Their headphones spring streams of bright optimism as they cradle knitted knee-high socks. Take the curve round Trinity College and laugh past the rumours that it may soon float on Dow Jones and dodge past the charity advertisers Strutting over campbags of sleeping homeless to Lemon Cafe for an overpriced Mocha Which regardless deflates the sheen-covered hollowness of green-comfy Starbucks and learn the subtleties of speaking lightly to dark-jaceketed Blonde girls Whose eyes seem to sparkle "Yes, we have sipped on Veuve Clicquot at reserved tables on Graduation nights at Cafe En Seine" -"Where Oscar Wilde might have drank" - "..Had he been alive." Then speculate on the best Festivals and whose Films and Books are over-hyped and under-appreciated and the after-College Gossip on who broke-up or stayed together or who hooked up even though they shouldn't have or regretted it and who's doing a paid internship and who's moving abroad and afterwards charmingly tease their superficial attitudes as meanwhile they secretly take photos to upload on Instagram and later you'll fake-admonish them for how they did this behind your back while you were staring into the lake in St. Stephen's Green. When the moon no longer glazed the water and had receded its contrast to the farthest grass and you decide to take the last bus home. Throughout Caution Glints The Vowels and Brands them too.
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May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 at 10:11 AM UTC
Caution Glints The Vowels
Where buses still elapse with Time Down straight Dame Street The Trees are satellites that allow Children to look up and let the pavement breath. Earthen Columns that gate the Boombox Clubhouse tint Flanked by the Yeoman Guards of Hollister but forget to pay the same compliment outside of American Apparel Where Teenagers dream out fantasies of lamp-lit, flash-shot worship-worthy objectification in a converted loft in the real New York Their headphones spring streams of bright optimism as they cradle knitted knee-high socks. Take the curve round Trinity College and laugh past the rumours that it may soon float on Dow Jones and dodge past the charity advertisers Strutting over campbags of sleeping homeless to Lemon Cafe for an overpriced Mocha Which regardless deflates the sheen-covered hollowness of green-comfy Starbucks and learn the subtleties of speaking lightly to dark-jaceketed Blonde girls Whose eyes seem to sparkle "Yes, we have sipped on Veuve Clicquot at reserved tables on Graduation nights at Cafe En Seine" -"Where Oscar Wilde might have drank" - "..Had he been alive." Then speculate on the best Festivals and whose Films and Books are over-hyped and under-appreciated and the after-College Gossip on who broke-up or stayed together or who hooked up even though they shouldn't have or regretted it and who's doing a paid internship and who's moving abroad and afterwards charmingly tease their superficial attitudes as meanwhile they secretly take photos to upload on Instagram and later you'll fake-admonish them for how they did this behind your back while you were staring into the lake in St. Stephen's Green. When the moon no longer glazed the water and had receded its contrast to the farthest grass and you decide to take the last bus home. Throughout Caution Glints The Vowels and Brands them too.
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Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens. Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain. looking on the net and not just at **** He Man saw that evil Skeletor had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl. He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and and gas prices were a ***** One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced **** He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless ****** head off cant hear me now huh ****** Man at arms build me better phone now! mmmm He Man like a man in uniform. After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay he'll have to sleep sometime. Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello? Skeletor Yorkie Speaking **** seems to be the problem. Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice. He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel. Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your **** He Man said in his naughty man voice. Promise Skeletor replied. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS? ****** it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first. Wait what was i talking about? I like ice cream mmmm ice cream. Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun. Dont miss the next really weird *** episode of HeMan. Todays lesson. Well children never play with matches. Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this years sure fire hot **** seller toy. The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take **** from that bully anymore just light his fat *** up like a christmas tree and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and *******
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Feb 13, 2011
Feb 13, 2011 at 7:37 AM UTC
Just Another Day In Greyskull
Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens. Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain. looking on the net and not just at **** He Man saw that evil Skeletor had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl. He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and and gas prices were a ***** One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced **** He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless ****** head off cant hear me now huh ****** Man at arms build me better phone now! mmmm He Man like a man in uniform. After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay he'll have to sleep sometime. Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello? Skeletor Yorkie Speaking **** seems to be the problem. Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice. He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel. Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your **** He Man said in his naughty man voice. Promise Skeletor replied. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS? ****** it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first. Wait what was i talking about? I like ice cream mmmm ice cream. Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun. Dont miss the next really weird *** episode of HeMan. Todays lesson. Well children never play with matches. Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this years sure fire hot **** seller toy. The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take **** from that bully anymore just light his fat *** up like a christmas tree and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and *******
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I sat nursing a overpriced draft in a underated dive in Carolina. I won't go into the details of it's location. I won't be there by the time of anyone reading this. And moments are just that and best left alone. It was a empty bar . Only me and the bartender and we weren't here for conversation. I was avoiding the heat and like some B movie vampire in his coffin. I found no need to view the light only burn my night world existence. I never really liked bars much. The people were pretty much the same social circle rejects and broken highschool hero's who relived glory one beer at a time. They always hated the jukebox . Me I preferred a good song over some far fetched lie about how some **** ******* saved the game. Honestly I enjoyed a good drink and some even better music. As well as the night's silence. Simple people hate silence. It forces them to think. And thinking is a dangerous task for a halfwit. Course I had to escape my hermit existence sometimes. Air out my stale thoughts at least for awhile. I sat there spending what little I never truly had to begin with. Semi cold beer and smoke the perfume of my thoughts. I shared only with the wasted page. Hey mind turning on the jukebox? I asked the silent man sitting across the bar. It's broke he said and nothing more. Well seems me and that machine have something in common. Sometimes stepping outside seemed like a good idea. Until you realize outside is filled with a bunch of annoying ****** I never went back to that dive although I hear the jukebox was later replaced . With some game that sat at the end of the bar like some idiot box microwave. Still I think it has more personality than that bartender . Course I believe at abuck a play it's overrated to begin with. Cheers.
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Apr 29, 2013
Apr 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM UTC
Ham Salad
I sat nursing a overpriced draft in a underated dive in Carolina. I won't go into the details of it's location. I won't be there by the time of anyone reading this. And moments are just that and best left alone. It was a empty bar . Only me and the bartender and we weren't here for conversation. I was avoiding the heat and like some B movie vampire in his coffin. I found no need to view the light only burn my night world existence. I never really liked bars much. The people were pretty much the same social circle rejects and broken highschool hero's who relived glory one beer at a time. They always hated the jukebox . Me I preferred a good song over some far fetched lie about how some **** ******* saved the game. Honestly I enjoyed a good drink and some even better music. As well as the night's silence. Simple people hate silence. It forces them to think. And thinking is a dangerous task for a halfwit. Course I had to escape my hermit existence sometimes. Air out my stale thoughts at least for awhile. I sat there spending what little I never truly had to begin with. Semi cold beer and smoke the perfume of my thoughts. I shared only with the wasted page. Hey mind turning on the jukebox? I asked the silent man sitting across the bar. It's broke he said and nothing more. Well seems me and that machine have something in common. Sometimes stepping outside seemed like a good idea. Until you realize outside is filled with a bunch of annoying ****** I never went back to that dive although I hear the jukebox was later replaced . With some game that sat at the end of the bar like some idiot box microwave. Still I think it has more personality than that bartender . Course I believe at abuck a play it's overrated to begin with. Cheers.
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unmarked, scarred unwanted, bought overpriced, underprivileged never seen, faded yet always bright in your eyes shadows upon tasteless tongues burning with desire each sense bursting with light clouded eyes that dare not wake wander wondering at the sights their vision will not bestow upon them blinded and all seeing your wisdom falls upon me as if your essence were showers of rain that sooth my uneasy breath and cool the anxiety beneath my breast but your eyes glow; ready to devour me your lips curve at my desire your teeth, sharp as shards of glass tear at the ambition of my stoic heart swallow the blood and take it for within me it can only cause harm maybe if it lies within your purity it will soak in your water ah that i may drink from this fountain and taste the love that is sprung there and forever live in the passion of your being
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Dec 7, 2013
Dec 7, 2013 at 1:40 PM UTC
fountain of purity
I want green tea kit kat Not because it is green Nor it is a kat Because it is a GREEN TEA KIT KAT But as I look in the fridge only 1 remained Yay it's a green tea kit kat But NO It is the last GREEN TEA KIT KAT I dunno what to do Why oh why Is it overpriced in the Philippines Where coconuts are all around But no cheap Green Tea Kit Kat Someone pls Give me more Green Tea Kit Kat
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Feb 8, 2014
Feb 8, 2014 at 1:46 AM UTC
I want green tea kit kat
For I will consider a town called Riverside. For its only river, the dry Santa Ana, it's shore peppered with the homeless, garbage, an old shoe, a cart stolen from the grocery. For its downtown with dried gum spots all along the sidewalk, its dive bars with regulars pouring in at 3pm and pouring cheap beer into their gullets until morning. For its overpriced theatre, a gentrified landmark, driving the sun-hot strays to the park. For the park, and a lake, dotted with boats in the summer, driven by tired feet, hands hiding beer in gas station soda cups. For the mountain, with the old ladies, counting every step, looking up to the cross and over the edge onto a thick brown smog. For the steepled churches on every corner, waking us every Sunday to pray to a hotly scarce God. For I will consider a town called Riverside.
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Oct 18, 2018
Oct 18, 2018 at 2:21 AM UTC
Riverside
Hello, little god, cornered in this world of insignificance; between sips of too-cold raspberry tea create your own brand of madness and label it "art." From the blueberry stool that is your throne, conduct symphonies of beluga whales and daisy chains molded together to craft another colorful beginning. Papercuts and calluses are your battle wounds; a diligent ballpoint pen is the dog that marks its territory. But then-- White knuckles crumple mistakes, transforming them into carpet-coating origami. Your fingers keep the beat that defines disincentive: bmm, bmm, bmm. Possessed by antagonistic demons, tug at the noose that is a favorite paisley tie and admit defeat. Take another bite of your overpriced Reuben sandwich.
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Jun 16, 2012
Jun 16, 2012 at 4:06 PM UTC
But Each Bite Inspired New Words
Don't give me stolen sentiments, I'd rather have the wine. Don't paint my paths with fake rose petals, I'm a bitter valentine. Diamonds are a girls best friend, let's face it you're always broke. You never write me poetry, and its all just one big joke. That box of chocolates overpriced, it tastes like a cheap ***** All the efforts just a waste, to get in my front door. Don't buy me flowers that are half dead, I can't stand to watch them waste away. Stupid men love stupid woman, on this stupid day. I could just be a bitter chick, on a day you don't want to be mine. Just get me drunk and **** me hard, I'm a bitter valentine.
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Feb 12, 2015
Feb 12, 2015 at 9:08 PM UTC
Bitter Valentine
and i swear i'll be your best time of your life until somebody eclipses me in every capacity the sunrise hasn't happened yet and there's still bridges to burn, the oversized teddybear you got me from the fair of those overpriced games lined up under the bright farris wheel lights that shine with nostalgia everytime i think about them again, crashing on your couch and waking up in the morning to the smell of breakfast but you have disappeared and it will be tragic, bones hurt when you break them but you haven't broke mine yet
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Aug 22, 2017
Aug 22, 2017 at 1:26 AM UTC
eclipse