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"grandpas" poems
Every couple 'a years or so Our family reunites It takes a couple 'a years or so To recover from the fights A family like our'n Doesn't party like most do Ours gets a little out of hand That's why we have so few It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's daisy dukes and forty Lukes They're racing trucks and burning rubber There's jugs of moonshine everywhere And at least a hundred bubbas There's a smoker fired for the food the size of two large trucks It hold 4 cows, and fourteen pigs And at least a hundred ducks It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's pickled this and pickled that And things you just can't swallow That used to live down in the swamp Way back there in the hollow There's at least ten shotgun weddings there And the groom might be rail roaded But, the wedding isn't legal If the shotgun isn't loaded It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's greased up pigs and muddy runts And at least ten bobby sues and when they all get greased up You can't tell which is who There's horseshoe pits for tossing shoes And games of every sort Most of them aren't legal And would get you into court It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball But, it's the way we like it Drinking shine and acting out Tossing things that aren't tied down And wrassling about There's music there of just one kind It's country and that matters Any other sort of sound Sets the crowd off like mad hatters It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's always someone who's so drunk And it's normally the preacher Last year we married him off To the back up first grade teacher There's Chevy trucks of every kind And one covered in sod Mary Lou showed her tattoo "Jeff Foxworthy is my God" It's the best time of the year for us And it's sad when it must end but, you gotta haul your *** away When the cops come round that bend It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball
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Jul 23, 2013
Jul 23, 2013 at 12:01 AM UTC
Redneck Family Reunion
Every couple 'a years or so Our family reunites It takes a couple 'a years or so To recover from the fights A family like our'n Doesn't party like most do Ours gets a little out of hand That's why we have so few It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's daisy dukes and forty Lukes They're racing trucks and burning rubber There's jugs of moonshine everywhere And at least a hundred bubbas There's a smoker fired for the food the size of two large trucks It hold 4 cows, and fourteen pigs And at least a hundred ducks It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's pickled this and pickled that And things you just can't swallow That used to live down in the swamp Way back there in the hollow There's at least ten shotgun weddings there And the groom might be rail roaded But, the wedding isn't legal If the shotgun isn't loaded It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's greased up pigs and muddy runts And at least ten bobby sues and when they all get greased up You can't tell which is who There's horseshoe pits for tossing shoes And games of every sort Most of them aren't legal And would get you into court It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball But, it's the way we like it Drinking shine and acting out Tossing things that aren't tied down And wrassling about There's music there of just one kind It's country and that matters Any other sort of sound Sets the crowd off like mad hatters It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball There's always someone who's so drunk And it's normally the preacher Last year we married him off To the back up first grade teacher There's Chevy trucks of every kind And one covered in sod Mary Lou showed her tattoo "Jeff Foxworthy is my God" It's the best time of the year for us And it's sad when it must end but, you gotta haul your *** away When the cops come round that bend It's a redneck family reunion everybody has a grand old time eating grandma's cooking and drinking grandpas shine You never go home hungry If you make it home at all You go home bruised and battered And you surely had a ball
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I’m an apricot , ripe on the tree - ready for picking I am a cherry , offering to be popped 3 tequila shots or the equivalent of a blurred memory inside me my heart is bleeding a little at the acts my body is moving through i am bleeding a little at the acts my body is moving through i bleed for 4 days , 5 days. i am amazed that he pulled out. i find that incredible - as if a man is wild in the act of mergence and unable to control himself , ideas of male/female roles imprinted on me from parents , **** and public school  - where girls are made into women at 13 , we discuss when we will “lose our virginity” i say 15 if i’m ready (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i should expect him to *** inside me , because i am the subservient woman and he should do as he pleases i think it magical his heightened awareness - i see his majestic beauty on his well formed muscles and the hotel room his family owns , or the kick *** motorbike he drives and the supply of beachfront joints. and still it is now 1 year later that i am in pain. a fire on my heart and a sick feeling in my stomach i am sick because i swallowed the lies and hated myself , i truly believed i was worth that level of respect. the fire burns swiftly in my heart because i am enraged and sorrowful at my ignorance. I am partly ashamed at my lack of empathy for myself and partly in awe at my magnificence. We look at virginity as pure , unsoiled. Pure. Unsoiled. **** Subconsciously telling our mothers , sisters , aunties and grandma’s that they are ***** for exercising their basic ****** function. Shaming us for feeling pleasure.....the connotations are different for brothers , fathers , uncles and grandpas. A pat of well done on the back , you are now a “man”.............well .. i’ll be ****** it amazes me how these sly , low blows are hidden right in plain sight. well fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that ! I know i love myself now with the respect i would rain down upon any other fellow being . i wish : for them and me to be able to love without fear, disgust and shame. i wish to allow my energy from that moment to feed others who need help along their path of self-love. Now my cosmic womb is treated with respect and reverence enjoying myself freely. Oh but , i will say thank you , and a sensi bow , for the lesson learnt. Never again will i put others on a pedestal they have not earnt. Especially if it has anything to do with my *****
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 10:29 AM UTC
We are not bound unless we say so
I’m an apricot , ripe on the tree - ready for picking I am a cherry , offering to be popped 3 tequila shots or the equivalent of a blurred memory inside me my heart is bleeding a little at the acts my body is moving through i am bleeding a little at the acts my body is moving through i bleed for 4 days , 5 days. i am amazed that he pulled out. i find that incredible - as if a man is wild in the act of mergence and unable to control himself , ideas of male/female roles imprinted on me from parents , **** and public school  - where girls are made into women at 13 , we discuss when we will “lose our virginity” i say 15 if i’m ready (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i should expect him to *** inside me , because i am the subservient woman and he should do as he pleases i think it magical his heightened awareness - i see his majestic beauty on his well formed muscles and the hotel room his family owns , or the kick *** motorbike he drives and the supply of beachfront joints. and still it is now 1 year later that i am in pain. a fire on my heart and a sick feeling in my stomach i am sick because i swallowed the lies and hated myself , i truly believed i was worth that level of respect. the fire burns swiftly in my heart because i am enraged and sorrowful at my ignorance. I am partly ashamed at my lack of empathy for myself and partly in awe at my magnificence. We look at virginity as pure , unsoiled. Pure. Unsoiled. **** Subconsciously telling our mothers , sisters , aunties and grandma’s that they are ***** for exercising their basic ****** function. Shaming us for feeling pleasure.....the connotations are different for brothers , fathers , uncles and grandpas. A pat of well done on the back , you are now a “man”.............well .. i’ll be ****** it amazes me how these sly , low blows are hidden right in plain sight. well fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that ! I know i love myself now with the respect i would rain down upon any other fellow being . i wish : for them and me to be able to love without fear, disgust and shame. i wish to allow my energy from that moment to feed others who need help along their path of self-love. Now my cosmic womb is treated with respect and reverence enjoying myself freely. Oh but , i will say thank you , and a sensi bow , for the lesson learnt. Never again will i put others on a pedestal they have not earnt. Especially if it has anything to do with my *****
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"Has it not never occurred to you," he said, eyes rolling like dice, "The grab to bake cannot be left undone? The neck to slip will save the top of leg? When they lift we ****** the rotten ***** Six trots can win the flat softball netting? Lost rocks find tabs undone by the grandpas? It's like unbecomingphilomancy!" You know what I mean?
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 10:48 PM UTC
For All Intents and Purposes
A few states away, tubes hooked to his veins Why haven't they told me it's cancer? "He's getting a couple tests done" "Don't worry it's nothing *** Why haven't they told me it's cancer? I hear the late night phone calls The "how's he doing" phone calls I got a little curious Looked at some of your messages They said he has cancer You said pack your bags We are going to visit I know he's in the hospital But you never told me it was cancer I heard he started the chemo But I didn't hear it from you I read dad's email I just wanted to know What's wrong with him What the hell's going on Never thought it'd be cancer Last night we got in that fight I called you a liar You didn't know why You don't know that I know My grandpas got cancer
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May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 9:35 PM UTC
Cancer
An age old chair, in seasoned teak wood carved, a perfect work of art, nothing less than a masterpiece, and a  reminder of so much past, sat regally before our wondering eyes, tempting on the central court yard of my  ancestral home, where generations lived.                                Wanting to sit like my grandpas of yore I found a carpenter, perhaps the last one for this work who understands the air that surrounds the chair. We discussed the concept, design and the kind of wood it has to be  made,to create a replica to bring back the grandeur of times past. But then, found  not an easy task  it is "Do you deserve it ?" the bearded carpenter, was so blunt in his skeptic stance! He  puzzled me  with his questions Yet we were keen to give it a try. The adamant carpenter relented after many sessions of questions and answers, perhaps my passion did the trick, his eyes made me believe. He promised to make me a chair (The kind none would dream in this age) as if it's a mission divinely assigned, "You need to change a lot to deserve it" he insisted, suggests a series of purification rights  "for your confused soul" "To fit  in to a chair like this , fulfill all it's  demands"in my ear he whispered as if I am the chosen one for an ancient  throne. An  antique chair shaped by the imagination of my distant ancestors, now changes me and without slightest  resistance I submit; would I ever know what is happening?
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Aug 15, 2016
Aug 15, 2016 at 10:58 AM UTC
That carved chair of my ancestors
An age old chair, in seasoned teak wood carved, a perfect work of art, nothing less than a masterpiece, and a  reminder of so much past, sat regally before our wondering eyes, tempting on the central court yard of my  ancestral home, where generations lived.                                Wanting to sit like my grandpas of yore I found a carpenter, perhaps the last one for this work who understands the air that surrounds the chair. We discussed the concept, design and the kind of wood it has to be  made,to create a replica to bring back the grandeur of times past. But then, found  not an easy task  it is "Do you deserve it ?" the bearded carpenter, was so blunt in his skeptic stance! He  puzzled me  with his questions Yet we were keen to give it a try. The adamant carpenter relented after many sessions of questions and answers, perhaps my passion did the trick, his eyes made me believe. He promised to make me a chair (The kind none would dream in this age) as if it's a mission divinely assigned, "You need to change a lot to deserve it" he insisted, suggests a series of purification rights  "for your confused soul" "To fit  in to a chair like this , fulfill all it's  demands"in my ear he whispered as if I am the chosen one for an ancient  throne. An  antique chair shaped by the imagination of my distant ancestors, now changes me and without slightest  resistance I submit; would I ever know what is happening?
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where is my indian is it in the way i don't use my palms as a medium to transport rice into the back of my mouth is it in the way my face turns gloomy at the sight of spice and curry is it in my skin color that isn't as brown as you need it to be is it in my eyebrows which aren't as bushy as per your requirements is it in the way my tongue twists awkwardly as i say happy diwali is it in the way amma is the most fluent piece of tamil i speak is it in the way i didn't know how to recite the words at my grandpas funeral is it in the way i cannot, for the life of me, name you another tamil movie besides chandramukhi? or is it in the religious classes i took up until age 12 is it in the ramayana epic that i learnt, age 8 is it in the sanskrit bhajans i was made to sing, not knowing what they meant, age 10 is it in knowing that ganesh is the remover of obstacles, brahma, vishnu, shiva - the creator, the preserver, the destroyer is it in the eyeliner drawing a bindi in between my eyes when i head to the temple, to present myself as indian where is my indian is it on a checklist, is there a passing mark? where is my indian please tell me, because i am tired of feeling like a foreigner in my own skin
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Feb 25, 2018
Feb 25, 2018 at 6:33 AM UTC
where is my indian
Once there was a carnival. It was exuberant and joyful, With elephants and lions befriending the penguins and sea otters, And little fairy-like acrobats leaping and zooming across tightropes, As if they were walking on solid ground. There was a faint smell of funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn, And the sound of people chatting animatedly about, "Wasn't that act precious" or "oh, darling, look at that penguin! Isn't he cute?" And then I got a little older. And the carnival was still joyful, but something had changed. The carnival had this joyful facade but it was hiding a darker exterior. The elephants and lions were growing old, and the ringmaster, Displeased with their best efforts, Had started to hurt them. The fairy-like acrobats had gotten injured over the years, And wobbled a little bit here and there, with hints of hesitation Perspiring on their foreheads. The funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn smell lingered still, But it was almost as if people had grown tired of the taste, And in the heat of the summer day, The food had started to grow stale. And then I got old. The carnival had closed now. Overgrown with weeds, Stalls and tents covered in graffiti and muck, It was now a gathering spot for children to make believe, That they were the fairy acrobats who had once been so agile and captivating, Or the animals that had struck terror and awe into toddler's hearts. The carnival was gone, but the children would run home to their grandmas and grandpas, and they would tell them the story of how the lion was this close to biting off their nose, and how one time the acrobat honestly did a front flip from a horse on to a bear onto a lion, and they were honest to God telling the absolute truth no matter what their spouse would say in the room next door. The carnival was gone, but the stories would go on in a bittersweet never ending circle of intrigue and mystery and magic.
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Mar 27, 2017
Mar 27, 2017 at 1:22 AM UTC
The Carnival
Once there was a carnival. It was exuberant and joyful, With elephants and lions befriending the penguins and sea otters, And little fairy-like acrobats leaping and zooming across tightropes, As if they were walking on solid ground. There was a faint smell of funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn, And the sound of people chatting animatedly about, "Wasn't that act precious" or "oh, darling, look at that penguin! Isn't he cute?" And then I got a little older. And the carnival was still joyful, but something had changed. The carnival had this joyful facade but it was hiding a darker exterior. The elephants and lions were growing old, and the ringmaster, Displeased with their best efforts, Had started to hurt them. The fairy-like acrobats had gotten injured over the years, And wobbled a little bit here and there, with hints of hesitation Perspiring on their foreheads. The funnel cake and cotton candy and popcorn smell lingered still, But it was almost as if people had grown tired of the taste, And in the heat of the summer day, The food had started to grow stale. And then I got old. The carnival had closed now. Overgrown with weeds, Stalls and tents covered in graffiti and muck, It was now a gathering spot for children to make believe, That they were the fairy acrobats who had once been so agile and captivating, Or the animals that had struck terror and awe into toddler's hearts. The carnival was gone, but the children would run home to their grandmas and grandpas, and they would tell them the story of how the lion was this close to biting off their nose, and how one time the acrobat honestly did a front flip from a horse on to a bear onto a lion, and they were honest to God telling the absolute truth no matter what their spouse would say in the room next door. The carnival was gone, but the stories would go on in a bittersweet never ending circle of intrigue and mystery and magic.
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So its the weekend ...the deep end time for chillin ...beerin and feeding our souls room for sleeping ...wantin and needin time out watch some footy eat me breaky and drink lots of tea grab me hangover ...drink some oj ..eat me eggy on toast sunday dinner ...roasty tattys and beef on the bone Hovis ...salmon sarnies or leftovers me boast time of argues ..family values and shoutin each out time for reason ,time for grandpas and cousins to visit afar So the weekend ..what a weekend time for monday morning blues
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Feb 11, 2011
Feb 11, 2011 at 6:54 AM UTC
whot weekend
Peace! God’s Peace upon you all! The Bishop blessed The dyed-young congregation: dyed fathers ‘n mothers, Grandpas ‘n grannies, great-grandpas and great-grannies. The demons of decadence--Hair dye, ****** and Spirits – Chuckled and giggled, crouching well under the pulpit. Dyed gurus ‘n financiers, dyed lawyers, doctors n’ nurses, ****** entrepreneurs and ****** entertainers, dyed judges Dyed ‘n spirited evangelists, priests and vergers on ****** Peace be upon thee all! Blessed the Bishop from the pulpit. Now, the demons in the hiding iterated and reiterated it. A Sunday spirited chat—all smiles! -- in the church portico: The Viagra-dyed banker in later life smiled a dyed smile At the elderly dyed mother of three; and she said: they say, In spite of my age, you know, I look so young and pretty! And the thick flanks under her chin jiggled in approbation. The ****** great-grandpa said to the dyed Justice of spirits: Milord, they say: “The stuff brings cancer;” Fools! Idiots! “The gloves—the condom-like device—that’s our safety!” “Milord! This trinity wizard, they bring a million crores To the exchequer of this famished democracy, milord!” “Milord! The nature lovers say, we wash billions of bottles Of these magic stuffs into their rivers and the seas, milord!” “They say we all-- dyed ****** men-- are sissies and doofuses!” “Milord! Our tubby women dye young, lest they’d be labelled Mammy, Granny, Grandma, Old Granny, the decrepit ‘n that! Now, the dyed media reported: father mated with his daughter, Mother with a teenager, grandpa with an infant; and Ministers, MLAs, MPs—all spirits-Viagra-dyed-- are in a ******* spree! Now the Dark Trinity cried “Wow! In this world of ****** The Kingdom, the Power and the Glory--all are ours! Amen!
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Nov 27, 2013
Nov 27, 2013 at 11:20 AM UTC
BLESSINGS FROM THE DEMONS
Peace! God’s Peace upon you all! The Bishop blessed The dyed-young congregation: dyed fathers ‘n mothers, Grandpas ‘n grannies, great-grandpas and great-grannies. The demons of decadence--Hair dye, ****** and Spirits – Chuckled and giggled, crouching well under the pulpit. Dyed gurus ‘n financiers, dyed lawyers, doctors n’ nurses, ****** entrepreneurs and ****** entertainers, dyed judges Dyed ‘n spirited evangelists, priests and vergers on ****** Peace be upon thee all! Blessed the Bishop from the pulpit. Now, the demons in the hiding iterated and reiterated it. A Sunday spirited chat—all smiles! -- in the church portico: The Viagra-dyed banker in later life smiled a dyed smile At the elderly dyed mother of three; and she said: they say, In spite of my age, you know, I look so young and pretty! And the thick flanks under her chin jiggled in approbation. The ****** great-grandpa said to the dyed Justice of spirits: Milord, they say: “The stuff brings cancer;” Fools! Idiots! “The gloves—the condom-like device—that’s our safety!” “Milord! This trinity wizard, they bring a million crores To the exchequer of this famished democracy, milord!” “Milord! The nature lovers say, we wash billions of bottles Of these magic stuffs into their rivers and the seas, milord!” “They say we all-- dyed ****** men-- are sissies and doofuses!” “Milord! Our tubby women dye young, lest they’d be labelled Mammy, Granny, Grandma, Old Granny, the decrepit ‘n that! Now, the dyed media reported: father mated with his daughter, Mother with a teenager, grandpa with an infant; and Ministers, MLAs, MPs—all spirits-Viagra-dyed-- are in a ******* spree! Now the Dark Trinity cried “Wow! In this world of ****** The Kingdom, the Power and the Glory--all are ours! Amen!
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Life is like a random array of perfectly sculpted moments. I stood in a moment of silence reminiscing to the tune of the wind, in the glimmer of the lights in the distance. My life, is like a photo album of assorted moments : The first time I met my best friend ; the half afraid,lost baby gazelle look she gave me. The first time she cried, that big eyed girl.... Tear and kohl stained cheeks, embarrassed eyes and my hushed tone : this too shall pass. The unexpected confession of a shy person in a soft voice : I had to stalk you a bit for this, she sketched a portrait of me for my birthday. The awkward hug and we will see you soon, I can still remember my grandpas face red and holding back tears. The bear-like side hug and a kiss on my forehead, it was an understanding from the older brother that I never had, thank you for meeting me. The drunken slurry "you know more than most do" from the friend who isn't a friend anymore. The feeble hug, lingering soft fingers and a goodbye promise to meet soon, from the grandmother I miss a lot. Those wide eyes,the feeling of respect from the sister who means the world to me. The all-too-soft goodnight kiss from a mother on a particularly bad night, she stroked my hair an said that she loved me. And the pat on the back and a tearstained hug , the words "I am proud of you" from the father who is the centre of my world.
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Aug 7, 2013
Aug 7, 2013 at 4:50 PM UTC
Moments
the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not ~for any grandparent-poet lurking about~ the osprey overflies, a regularity scheduled patrol over our backyard emporium and all its hors d’oeuvre creatures, ***** has parental responsibilities, beaks to feed, PTA conferences, the pilot, a wary watchful animal-his-rights guy, catalogues their still living  existentialism, for though they are not fish, his diet of preference, but in a pinch a rodent  or rabbit stew will do, if the fish are running too deep for no warming sun beckoning them to the surface. Motel^ the baby rabbit, who lives with his parents, (who doesn’t these days?) beneath the deck, chews the clover overnight sprung, blissfully i g n o r a n t, unawares or ignoring the poet be-laureating (him-her) but a mere few feet above and away, pays no attention to the Poppy’s (grandfather) lecture about the rules of the animal kingdom, who, eats whom, and to be more attentive to flying raptors. thunderstorms forecast for the afternoon, severe say the textured textual phone-netical all green messages, which of course is a signal signal to the sun his job is done and can leave the untanned poet in his state of original sin, soooo deliciously white that he earns an appraising glance from eyes of the osprey, a privilege he would happily tan away to promote equality ‘n stuff like peace on earth. Motel, with his thermometer-humidity nasal instrumentation twitcher, decides, after chewing it over most carefully, time to go underneath where the white half naked people domicile, in order to avoid bathing, not his fav pastime, but making the osprey quitter le ciel, which is French for get out of Dodge, they got babies of their own to shelter and protect, even feed. The Poppy, contented, thinks to himself, god couldn’t be everywhere, so he invented grandpas to be “En Loco Parentis”  which Does Not Mean Instead of Crazy Parents, but easily could, for who else writes poems like this?
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Jul 5, 2020
Jul 5, 2020 at 1:08 PM UTC
the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not (for any grandparent-poet lurking about)
the osprey flys overhead, but the baby rabbit trembles not ~for any grandparent-poet lurking about~ the osprey overflies, a regularity scheduled patrol over our backyard emporium and all its hors d’oeuvre creatures, ***** has parental responsibilities, beaks to feed, PTA conferences, the pilot, a wary watchful animal-his-rights guy, catalogues their still living  existentialism, for though they are not fish, his diet of preference, but in a pinch a rodent  or rabbit stew will do, if the fish are running too deep for no warming sun beckoning them to the surface. Motel^ the baby rabbit, who lives with his parents, (who doesn’t these days?) beneath the deck, chews the clover overnight sprung, blissfully i g n o r a n t, unawares or ignoring the poet be-laureating (him-her) but a mere few feet above and away, pays no attention to the Poppy’s (grandfather) lecture about the rules of the animal kingdom, who, eats whom, and to be more attentive to flying raptors. thunderstorms forecast for the afternoon, severe say the textured textual phone-netical all green messages, which of course is a signal signal to the sun his job is done and can leave the untanned poet in his state of original sin, soooo deliciously white that he earns an appraising glance from eyes of the osprey, a privilege he would happily tan away to promote equality ‘n stuff like peace on earth. Motel, with his thermometer-humidity nasal instrumentation twitcher, decides, after chewing it over most carefully, time to go underneath where the white half naked people domicile, in order to avoid bathing, not his fav pastime, but making the osprey quitter le ciel, which is French for get out of Dodge, they got babies of their own to shelter and protect, even feed. The Poppy, contented, thinks to himself, god couldn’t be everywhere, so he invented grandpas to be “En Loco Parentis”  which Does Not Mean Instead of Crazy Parents, but easily could, for who else writes poems like this?
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When I was younger my babysitter was my sister I would call her my baby sister but she was older than me five and a half years A mother figure figuring out what to do Telling me when to boil the water Or when to change the laundry and Put it in the dryer and Always still having time to beat the **** out of me when she was frustrated But I get it it's ok It's alright we had to fight The battles within ourselves externally and verbally I remember when I called you fat I didn't really know what it meant I didn't know it would hurt you like that and I felt so bad I remember when grandma died When you cried and cried and cried and so did I Only because you were I know I was always an annoying little kid I remember at fourteen you fled to grandpas house and I would soon follow because the pain became too much I faltered and fell away slowly at first But eventually my clarity was few and far between and You became mean 'We don't want you here leave' So at eighteen I put on my shoes and walked away into the distance No more armed resistance to your pleas for abandonment If you would've told me what to say or who to tell it to maybe I would've told somebody Now we bounce off each other like transferred energy A steel ball see saw pendulum But we get along
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Jul 14, 2013
Jul 14, 2013 at 1:53 PM UTC
-My Big Sister-
get away from me all you fools store owners underpaid store clerks delivery people disgruntled factory workers bosses know it alls child molesting priests rabbis loud mouthed reverends strippers track armed hookers pimps johns who's wife won't give it up teachers shady lawyers pill poppin' doctors nurses kids with colds old people with dementia ***** dogs feral cats evil grandmas perverted grandpas street sweepers ***** garbage men slick bartenders waitresses drunk people people high on life dope heads meat heads sober judges all of you go to hell in a handbasket and let me live my life in peace.
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Oct 16, 2014
Oct 16, 2014 at 7:40 PM UTC
a rant
Little Bird – (Forever and Always) When I read to Tony at bed time, there are times his little sister Lucy is there for our nightly ritual.  When all is read and eyes are closing, I say to Tony,  “Good night Tony Boy.  Love you forever and always.  See you in the morning.” One afternoon Lucy (2) climbed up into my big chair and positioned herself just so.  When all was snuggled in, she looked up at me and said, “My love you grandpa.”  Of course I do what all thinking grandpas do… I said, “I love you too Lucy.”  A moment goes by, a little shifting in the nest occurs, and I hear, “My love you grandpa!”   Now the reasonable thinking grandpa would say, “I love you too Lucy Girl.”  Which I did.  But that was not the end of this conversational delight. Then she looked up into my face with some consternation on her’s and said, “How come you don’t say ‘forever and always’ grandpa?”  “Oh Lucy Girl.  Grandpa does love you forever and always.  Yes I do.”  With that affirmation of love she settled in with a smile on her face and snuggled up tighter. What may seem to be a small thing to big people is a really BIG thing to the small. I have reached the pinnacle of joy when Tony Boy and Lucy Girl are snuggled in… one on each side.  “All is well.”  At least in my world it is.
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Mar 25, 2012
Mar 25, 2012 at 4:14 PM UTC
Little Bird – (Forever and Always)
Soft scuffling of grandpas boots on the wet dirt As he kicks a rock down the path A soft sigh escapes his lips And the rock falls into a small mud bath The sun slowly rising The new warmth spread across my face As i close my eyes I hear grandpa soothing voice we’ll be there soon he says I open my eyes to The dew covering the fresh cut green grass In the wide open field The daffodils and tulips ready to bloom Forming a shield around the new stone That has been placed in the middle The place grandma always loved Her favorite spot for lunch We’d share the pies she’d baked And grandpas ham sandwiches My nose filled with the smell of fresh soil Grandpa pulls me in my little red wagon Down the small hill Its squeaky wheels and long black handle A handful of daisies And me in my white sandals Grandpa pulls up to the stone And a soft tears escapes his eyes down his wrinkled cheeks As he pulls a single **** that had grown I squeeze his firm hand The tears fade And a smile appears As he kisses my head And looks up to the sky Sometimes, You can smell grandmas perfume And pies in the field She sits and waits As grandpa returns Day after day For lunch.
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Mar 25, 2013
Mar 25, 2013 at 12:50 PM UTC
Lunch
The stars are prettiest From the spot on the porch The one that looks out at the snow covered tress The light above the door Swings in the Wisconsin breeze Silent and cool I sit in nothing but my grandpas oversized sweat shirt draped over my shoulders It smells of whiskey and cigarettes But for some reason I close my eyes And draw in a deep breath The door creaks open And a rough ragged voice calls my name Asking me if I was going to stargaze like a love struck ***** all night Only a little longer Tell my heart feels somber And I can get on my feet again I say smiling
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Mar 4, 2013
Mar 4, 2013 at 7:01 PM UTC
Star Blanketed Porch Light
I had a great, great, grandmother still alive when I was a child She was my grandpas, grandmother even then she was a bit wild Born in eighteen seventy eight on a buckboard in Missouri She had come a long way by then she was fit and full of fury We played cards everyday with her beating her nearly made her weep "Poopie, kacky, nanny" she'd say "looks like it's time for you to sleep" She'd wake me nearly every night she returned from playing bingo I'd play with her, games of euchre sports of chance and foreign lingo She would walk wherever she went eat apples, including the core Cuss and drink, then give me a wink as she pulled the cards from her drawer At times she would regress somewhat "grandpa quit me in thirty four Thought me uptight, he wasn't right wouldn't run *** with me no more" Her first picture was a tin type "I was a looker in my day I turned heads in the finest spreads back then, I always got my way" She witnessed many inventions electric, lights to cars and trains the first to own, a telephone where she'd talk through the morning rains At ninety she and I would watch as three men circled round the moon "We'll be on Mars, and then the stars if I don't kick off pretty soon" She lived to see her kids away making sure they were buried right "Yep" she'd say "I put them away tucked em in for the winters night" Once when we were playing football and the game was getting quite tense She'd sauntered by, looking quite spry I knocked her down, along the fence She got up and kicked me senseless too many bananas and beer "Now you know, how to take a blow don't ever show them any fear" Granny was an institution a relic of our bygone days Laughter and tears, poured from her years her sometimes odd and senile ways She had outlived all her children and a couple of grand-kids too War nor drought, could put her light out the toughest broad I ever knew Tate
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May 23, 2014
May 23, 2014 at 1:39 AM UTC
Granny
I had a great, great, grandmother still alive when I was a child She was my grandpas, grandmother even then she was a bit wild Born in eighteen seventy eight on a buckboard in Missouri She had come a long way by then she was fit and full of fury We played cards everyday with her beating her nearly made her weep "Poopie, kacky, nanny" she'd say "looks like it's time for you to sleep" She'd wake me nearly every night she returned from playing bingo I'd play with her, games of euchre sports of chance and foreign lingo She would walk wherever she went eat apples, including the core Cuss and drink, then give me a wink as she pulled the cards from her drawer At times she would regress somewhat "grandpa quit me in thirty four Thought me uptight, he wasn't right wouldn't run *** with me no more" Her first picture was a tin type "I was a looker in my day I turned heads in the finest spreads back then, I always got my way" She witnessed many inventions electric, lights to cars and trains the first to own, a telephone where she'd talk through the morning rains At ninety she and I would watch as three men circled round the moon "We'll be on Mars, and then the stars if I don't kick off pretty soon" She lived to see her kids away making sure they were buried right "Yep" she'd say "I put them away tucked em in for the winters night" Once when we were playing football and the game was getting quite tense She'd sauntered by, looking quite spry I knocked her down, along the fence She got up and kicked me senseless too many bananas and beer "Now you know, how to take a blow don't ever show them any fear" Granny was an institution a relic of our bygone days Laughter and tears, poured from her years her sometimes odd and senile ways She had outlived all her children and a couple of grand-kids too War nor drought, could put her light out the toughest broad I ever knew Tate
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it made him feel old      beyond even the years           he was managing to carry as he judged the children storming the carriage raucous in hi-vis ever-ebullient despite their chaperon's plea to showcase successfully their inimitable behaviour only to be scuppered by a locomotive      lack of momentum which did nothing to quell their impatient effervescence as the stationary train      held by an unexplained           flashing of red signals awaited its onward journey through yet another outbound rush hour not one single person elected to sit next to or even near by that solitary man wrapped tightly in coat bedecked in hood and hat hands deeply pocketed and eyes half-closed blind against his fatigue and the low-slung sun unseen by the children until after their calming the man appeared to them      as one of those adults           not to be disturbed like their grandpas deeply snoring on those rainy Sundays or their parents finally at peace after one of those      wanton days steering clear of limbs and personal space they are careful to avoid any proximity to this slumbering stranger fearful of the wrath of such an awakening appreciating their caution      unnecessary as it may be through his squinted obstructing view unexpectant and unexpected he found himself smiling      at what he could see      at what he remembered and stirred playfully settling deeper into his feigned slumber careful to avoid confounding any of those childish preconceptions
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Jan 25, 2024
Jan 25, 2024 at 11:09 AM UTC
childish preconceptions
it made him feel old      beyond even the years           he was managing to carry as he judged the children storming the carriage raucous in hi-vis ever-ebullient despite their chaperon's plea to showcase successfully their inimitable behaviour only to be scuppered by a locomotive      lack of momentum which did nothing to quell their impatient effervescence as the stationary train      held by an unexplained           flashing of red signals awaited its onward journey through yet another outbound rush hour not one single person elected to sit next to or even near by that solitary man wrapped tightly in coat bedecked in hood and hat hands deeply pocketed and eyes half-closed blind against his fatigue and the low-slung sun unseen by the children until after their calming the man appeared to them      as one of those adults           not to be disturbed like their grandpas deeply snoring on those rainy Sundays or their parents finally at peace after one of those      wanton days steering clear of limbs and personal space they are careful to avoid any proximity to this slumbering stranger fearful of the wrath of such an awakening appreciating their caution      unnecessary as it may be through his squinted obstructing view unexpectant and unexpected he found himself smiling      at what he could see      at what he remembered and stirred playfully settling deeper into his feigned slumber careful to avoid confounding any of those childish preconceptions
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there was this one time that my family and I were on food-stamps because my wife was pregnant, and on Medicaid because I got laid off, because I was trying to go back to college, so that I could get a piece of paper that said I was smart even though I used crutches to walk. because a piece of paper is more believable than your eyes or my mouth. and, we were starving so I used my mouth to convince someone in a tie that I really had a disability, and a need to eat. that person, and his tie asked me how long I’d been disabled, so I told ‘em…since 1975 is that long enough? there was this one time that my wife was pregnant, and on Medicaid, and I bet we were on food-stamps too, and the babies that were alive in her belly died. so, I did the only thing I could think of to do, I got a tattoo, because I wanted to carry some part of them with me forever, and have some part of something that I could show you too. there was this one time that I worked a job that was stuffed and funded by grandmas and grandpas, by mommas and daddies; by people that had done the best that they knew how to do. and I would go see them, check on them, making sure that they were safe, warm, and away from harm. that job is the best job I ever had, and we’re fighting funding cuts because people think that these folks somehow aren’t worth it; that they somehow are facilitating a drug or alcohol problem, or a ********* new tattoo. there was this one time that I was disgusted by all the hate-mongering, lion-killing veteran-suicideing, poor man hating, cop-killing, killer-copping, Jesus-weaponizing and just wanted to be a human surrounded by other humans and have those other humans care about me while I promised to care about them. there was this one time. and, it was a long **** time ago. *** ©P&ZPublications; 2015 -JBClaywell
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Aug 3, 2015
Aug 3, 2015 at 4:12 PM UTC
There Was This One Time
there was this one time that my family and I were on food-stamps because my wife was pregnant, and on Medicaid because I got laid off, because I was trying to go back to college, so that I could get a piece of paper that said I was smart even though I used crutches to walk. because a piece of paper is more believable than your eyes or my mouth. and, we were starving so I used my mouth to convince someone in a tie that I really had a disability, and a need to eat. that person, and his tie asked me how long I’d been disabled, so I told ‘em…since 1975 is that long enough? there was this one time that my wife was pregnant, and on Medicaid, and I bet we were on food-stamps too, and the babies that were alive in her belly died. so, I did the only thing I could think of to do, I got a tattoo, because I wanted to carry some part of them with me forever, and have some part of something that I could show you too. there was this one time that I worked a job that was stuffed and funded by grandmas and grandpas, by mommas and daddies; by people that had done the best that they knew how to do. and I would go see them, check on them, making sure that they were safe, warm, and away from harm. that job is the best job I ever had, and we’re fighting funding cuts because people think that these folks somehow aren’t worth it; that they somehow are facilitating a drug or alcohol problem, or a ********* new tattoo. there was this one time that I was disgusted by all the hate-mongering, lion-killing veteran-suicideing, poor man hating, cop-killing, killer-copping, Jesus-weaponizing and just wanted to be a human surrounded by other humans and have those other humans care about me while I promised to care about them. there was this one time. and, it was a long **** time ago. *** ©P&ZPublications; 2015 -JBClaywell
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I'm not ready to say goodbye I'm not ready to watch him die I'm not ready to hear I surrender and amazing grace flood my ears and fill my eyes I'm not ready to go buy a black dress, wear to church, look my best I need to add waterproof makeup to my list I don't want to stain grandpas cheek with one last kiss I'm scared, I'm crying I'm loosing you, but a part of me is dying I'm having flashbacks from when we played "the claw" I see me and Allie hiding behind our door as you lurk in the hall I see you thumbs up me every time I leave I don't want you to go yet I'm not ready to grieve I'm losing my best bud, "big fat moose", "your not so bright " It's okay grandpa, you've fought your fight
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Nov 18, 2015
Nov 18, 2015 at 9:46 AM UTC
Untitled
Sun rays roll down the green grass & ochre weeds Yellow, bitter, flowers, litter the hillside Long red rays turning pink as split figs Orange as hot coals, blue as the ocean Then the bustle of twilight, such noise Streaking headlights fade into receding redness Carrying their sound with them, down the road Figures, sillouhetes, wander by me, quiet conversations Wind stirs their outlines, rustles their clothing, their hair Bringing me the scent of dust, of split juniper Darkness descends, but it cannot ***** out street lights Or the flourescent floodlights, glaring artifical brightness Or the blinking red eyes of radio masts I'll peddle back now, chased by headlights Down black asphalt roads, black as the night Radiated heat, gathered from this boiling day Sweat pouring down my face, into my eyes Breath tearing at my chest, blood racing through veins I have to outrun the night, to make it on time To that quiet destination, a little room on the second story With a chair, a desk, a shelf full of unread books A yellow notepad, a pen that doesn't work so well Arrowheads and unshaped stones, a bullet on the dresser My grandpas old knife, a symbol of the ****** Mary Your charms that you carelessly left behind A small tiled room with a shower to stand under Watch it drain away, dirt & soap, all of it A face stares back at me, changed, distorted A reflection in the mirror, a reflection that was me
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Oct 4, 2010
Oct 4, 2010 at 5:09 AM UTC
My Four Corners
Skin pinkish red A sparse covering of dark hair Dark little eyes Tender lips that turn upright in a smile Little fingers that can barely wrap around the tip of grandpas Cheeks as soft as a cottonball A face of indescribable beauty Spending the day sleeping in peaceful rest This is Callie . Born at 4:07 PM Jan 12,2016
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Jan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 10:41 PM UTC
My New Grandaughter
Discovered I forgot to post this on HP Mar 25. 2010 Tony Boy – Chapter 2 A few weeks ago Tony was standing in the door way and said, “Grandpa?: Yes. “Grandpas need grandkids so they won’t get bored.” He is correct in that assumption since there is not a day that some surprise doesn’t pop up. I won’t be dying from boredom any time soon. I have been retired three years now and boredom is not a problem. We were checking out at Target the other day and the checker and Tony was having a great conversation. As we were leaving, he turned around and said to the checker, “You are missing a tooth. You know that if you put it under your pillow, you can get some money for it from the tooth fairy.” The checker and the people in line were having a chuckle. Me, I laughed all the way to the car. When we got in the car he was questioning me as to why I was laughing. Oh, I just saw something funny. Today (03/17/2010) we were in Costco foraging about 2:30. It is a great way to pass some time together. The food tables were set up and we had hit the ravioli stuff a couple of times already. The lady running it said one time she had noticed us coming in since he was in a stroller. Anyway, Tony headed back to get another sample and she was talking to a friend. As I rounded the corner Tony was talking to the friend. She was asking him how old he was. “Four.” At which she said, “You are smarter than my 15 year old.” Tony is 5 today (3/24) A lot of people know his name. Me? Oh I am just Tony’s grandpa. A few weeks back we were in Sears to visit one of his many “friends”. Tammie was not available at the moment and we were wandering around looking at TVs. A fellow was down on his knees putting together a new display. Tony walked up to him and ask, “Do you know what you are doing?” The guy looked rather surprised and then the two got into a discussion of what tools to use. Tony told him about all the tools he has and what should be used on the job. Along came the usual question people ask Tony. “How old are you?” “I am four.” I heard the guy telling some of his fellow workers about being ask if he know what he was doing. They all had a good laugh together. We found Tammie and Tony got picked up and a BIG hug. Most of the people working in the electronics and appliance department know all about the little boy named Tony Boy. It is interesting to see their faces light up when Tony comes around the corner.
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Jun 17, 2015
Jun 17, 2015 at 7:52 PM UTC
Tony Boy - Chapter 2
Discovered I forgot to post this on HP Mar 25. 2010 Tony Boy – Chapter 2 A few weeks ago Tony was standing in the door way and said, “Grandpa?: Yes. “Grandpas need grandkids so they won’t get bored.” He is correct in that assumption since there is not a day that some surprise doesn’t pop up. I won’t be dying from boredom any time soon. I have been retired three years now and boredom is not a problem. We were checking out at Target the other day and the checker and Tony was having a great conversation. As we were leaving, he turned around and said to the checker, “You are missing a tooth. You know that if you put it under your pillow, you can get some money for it from the tooth fairy.” The checker and the people in line were having a chuckle. Me, I laughed all the way to the car. When we got in the car he was questioning me as to why I was laughing. Oh, I just saw something funny. Today (03/17/2010) we were in Costco foraging about 2:30. It is a great way to pass some time together. The food tables were set up and we had hit the ravioli stuff a couple of times already. The lady running it said one time she had noticed us coming in since he was in a stroller. Anyway, Tony headed back to get another sample and she was talking to a friend. As I rounded the corner Tony was talking to the friend. She was asking him how old he was. “Four.” At which she said, “You are smarter than my 15 year old.” Tony is 5 today (3/24) A lot of people know his name. Me? Oh I am just Tony’s grandpa. A few weeks back we were in Sears to visit one of his many “friends”. Tammie was not available at the moment and we were wandering around looking at TVs. A fellow was down on his knees putting together a new display. Tony walked up to him and ask, “Do you know what you are doing?” The guy looked rather surprised and then the two got into a discussion of what tools to use. Tony told him about all the tools he has and what should be used on the job. Along came the usual question people ask Tony. “How old are you?” “I am four.” I heard the guy telling some of his fellow workers about being ask if he know what he was doing. They all had a good laugh together. We found Tammie and Tony got picked up and a BIG hug. Most of the people working in the electronics and appliance department know all about the little boy named Tony Boy. It is interesting to see their faces light up when Tony comes around the corner.
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Appeared to be a normal day, At our University of the Third Age, Grannies and grandads writing epic lit., Forgot our hearing aids and blankets... We walked away from the class, Drank our coffees on the grass.... One old moll began this thing, We cast off inhibitions and wedding rings, Decided to have a greys' love-in, One last winter's love fling, Before hearses the morticians bring, We were all senile, obese and ga-ga, Our grey scrawny ***** made us ha-ha, We gave those grandpas some thrills, We all forgot our cardiac pills, The old boys were gasping for breath, Moribundi, close to death.... So, appeared to be a normal day, On the grass, after class, at U3A, Love-in amongst the greys, It was grey liberation day!!!!
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Dec 5, 2015
Dec 5, 2015 at 10:21 PM UTC
GREY LIBERATION DAY
pass me grandpas, old cough syrup, strap into these stirups, I'll ride this horse till dawn, hope the sherrif shows soon, cuz my six guns ready to shoot, with the words that were written, drawn in the sand, a grave dug deep, lye in your filth, I walk this desert, all by myself, sand all around, in this hell, horse died, about a half mile back, got no bullets, for this six gun, empty retribution, was I ready, to **** this man, a father and husband, to daughter and consort, lost his life, to agony, hatred, Im just a man, set ready defend, what I believe in, call me antagonist, better than fascist, should have shot first, then you wouldnt be dead, play the hero, you thought you were super man, your arms to slow, so now I sulk, why'd you want me dead, I walk this desert, all by myself, sand all around, in this hell, horse died, about a half mile back, got no bullets, for this six gun, empty retribution, wish I could **** myself, to end this hell, if this was your plan, I wish i was dead, me on the ground, my blood runs out, but i trudge on, instead, wishing i could **** you again.
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Apr 21, 2010
Apr 21, 2010 at 8:00 PM UTC
Empty Retribution (prologue to Often to injure or ****