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"quizzes" poems
I know they're not accurate. The fact I frequent creative results may be more or less coincidental. After all who am I compared to Jon Stewart or a Greek philosopher? But maybe I don't care. Maybe I take them just for fun. And who can complain when they are compared to Charizard and Winnie the Pooh?
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May 23, 2014
May 23, 2014 at 10:30 AM UTC
Personality Quizzes
i am a dreamer idealistic, optimistic the one who imagines her life will actually turn out how she wants i am the ideal girl to marry, apparently according to these heteronormative results that are based upon me knowing how to cook and liking to sleep in and wear t-shirts that seems like ******** to me i'm not the ideal girl to marry who would ever want to marry this? who could i ever want to marry? to wake up next the same person for the rest of my existence? to never get a moment to myself? sometimes i look at her and imagine my life working out the way it's supposed to and waking up next to her every morning and dancing together in sweatpants with messy hair and fuzzy breath maybe
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Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 8:04 PM UTC
what i've learned from personality quizzes
being a good student is always one of the reasons being a good student is one of the reasons why im a really inconsiderate friend, apparently because i dont share my answers because i dont break the rules and because i dont hate going to school i just dont have the heart to tell them that school is actually my quiet that school is my rest from life that school is my escape that this is how it was being a good student is one of the reasons why im an unreliable brother, it seems because i dont tend to their needs when im home because i dont help them with their homework and because i dont have any time left for them bec im focusing on my studies i just dont think they'll want to hear that im not doing any of it for them because no one did those for me that no one made me dinner at age 13 that no one ever taught me how to answer my homework that this is how it was being a good student is one of the reasons why im a irresponsible son, i believe because i dont ever want go to family outings because i dont prioritize them over school meetings and because im barely home from sleeping over my classmates' houses just to finish a ******* output i just dont think he'd appreciate me telling him i never felt like a part of that family that i never felt like he'd prioritize me over anything that i never once felt like coming back to this house was the same as coming back home that this is how it was that this is how it is that im so sick of everyone saying im an inconsiderate friend or an unreliable brother specially an irresponsible son so if the only thing im good at are quizzes and projects and tests and deadlines then i sure as hell am gonna keep at it
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Jan 13, 2018
Jan 13, 2018 at 1:58 PM UTC
good student
being a good student is always one of the reasons being a good student is one of the reasons why im a really inconsiderate friend, apparently because i dont share my answers because i dont break the rules and because i dont hate going to school i just dont have the heart to tell them that school is actually my quiet that school is my rest from life that school is my escape that this is how it was being a good student is one of the reasons why im an unreliable brother, it seems because i dont tend to their needs when im home because i dont help them with their homework and because i dont have any time left for them bec im focusing on my studies i just dont think they'll want to hear that im not doing any of it for them because no one did those for me that no one made me dinner at age 13 that no one ever taught me how to answer my homework that this is how it was being a good student is one of the reasons why im a irresponsible son, i believe because i dont ever want go to family outings because i dont prioritize them over school meetings and because im barely home from sleeping over my classmates' houses just to finish a ******* output i just dont think he'd appreciate me telling him i never felt like a part of that family that i never felt like he'd prioritize me over anything that i never once felt like coming back to this house was the same as coming back home that this is how it was that this is how it is that im so sick of everyone saying im an inconsiderate friend or an unreliable brother specially an irresponsible son so if the only thing im good at are quizzes and projects and tests and deadlines then i sure as hell am gonna keep at it
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"Give me a good reason," the exasperated gangster-father quizzes his son, "why you flunked your school exams" "Well, dad," says the spoiled brat *"they locked us all up in a hall and they asked us questions five days in a row - but all five days I never gave them a word Everybody else - the cowards - spilled the beans!"*
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Nov 1, 2014
Nov 1, 2014 at 2:35 AM UTC
the gangster's son flunks his exams
you'd like to argue 'no, your grades don't indicate your intelligence' because you have bad grades and you don't want to think of yourself as stupid and now you've settled yourself into a pit of oh, I have bad grades, but that means I'm smart in a better way than them, it's like a smug superior thing, like 'those people have such an ordinary intelligence' and 'here I am, someone whose mind cannot be contained by this fragile institution' and you've made yourself satisfied with your bad grades because you think yourself to be unorthodoxically intelligent and those who have good grades are boring, pointless individuals. you don't want to feel bad about yourself or put in the work to make them better so you decided this mindset would work best for you but I'd like to propose that yes, your grades do indicate your intelligence- it's only a certain kind of intelligence, mind you, but it's the type of intelligence we measure as ordinary intelligence. if you have bad grades you A) don't understand the material B) aren't paying attention C) aren't putting in enough effort or D) there is no D because grades are a combination of homework, tests, quizzes, participation, and projects. I get if you're a bad test taker. I personally don't understand how that works- like, you get the material until someone asks you something about it and then you can't communicate your knowledge? I mean, if you know something, then you know it, and putting it on a paper, test or otherwise, shouldn't be difficult if you actually know what you're talking about. which ties in to A. if you don't understand it, then actually, you C. aren't putting in enough effort. but okay, I'll accept that reason- even though I think bad test takers are a myth. you can't possibly be bad at homework unless you don't put in the time to do it. projects, too. if you fail those, you C. and participation is B. all those are easily solved by hard work if you lack, for now, the kind of 'intelligence' we measure. so if you have bad grades, no, it doesn't mean you're unintelligent. but it does mean you're lazy. or have reached a point where you don't believe you can do more- which is a lie. because you are capable of solving every problem you believe you are capable of solving. and telling yourself 'I'm just not good at school' guarantees that you are not good at school. if you appreciate your capability you can go so much farther. there is a limit to human potential, but I don't think it is different for everyone. I think the limit is where you either cut yourself off or the upper limit- very few people have reached that limit. perhaps no one. but it is very high up there. the limit where you cut yourself off is that imaginary edge of human behavior at which people say "boys will be boys" or "evil is human nature" or "certain people are more inclined to ____ than others, and I am not one of those people" or "everybody's potential is different" because that is not ******* true your potential is what you say it is and the line you draw for yourself is a wall you can now never cross because you don't think you can like 'I will never be more than what I am' or 'All I can be is me' or 'accept me just the way I am' because you can be more. and as a human being with this amazing power of metacognition, you are obligated to be more you are obligated to train yourself and change yourself and program yourself into the best possible human you can be because every action you take builds you higher and every choice you take breaks down the wall you just have to make the decision that you will reach the stars you will do whatever it takes because at the top of that mountain you will realize you can do anything now, you can go anywhere now, you've made it all the way here- now to the moon! and I dare you to go because I know you can.
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Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 9:57 PM UTC
a vent
you'd like to argue 'no, your grades don't indicate your intelligence' because you have bad grades and you don't want to think of yourself as stupid and now you've settled yourself into a pit of oh, I have bad grades, but that means I'm smart in a better way than them, it's like a smug superior thing, like 'those people have such an ordinary intelligence' and 'here I am, someone whose mind cannot be contained by this fragile institution' and you've made yourself satisfied with your bad grades because you think yourself to be unorthodoxically intelligent and those who have good grades are boring, pointless individuals. you don't want to feel bad about yourself or put in the work to make them better so you decided this mindset would work best for you but I'd like to propose that yes, your grades do indicate your intelligence- it's only a certain kind of intelligence, mind you, but it's the type of intelligence we measure as ordinary intelligence. if you have bad grades you A) don't understand the material B) aren't paying attention C) aren't putting in enough effort or D) there is no D because grades are a combination of homework, tests, quizzes, participation, and projects. I get if you're a bad test taker. I personally don't understand how that works- like, you get the material until someone asks you something about it and then you can't communicate your knowledge? I mean, if you know something, then you know it, and putting it on a paper, test or otherwise, shouldn't be difficult if you actually know what you're talking about. which ties in to A. if you don't understand it, then actually, you C. aren't putting in enough effort. but okay, I'll accept that reason- even though I think bad test takers are a myth. you can't possibly be bad at homework unless you don't put in the time to do it. projects, too. if you fail those, you C. and participation is B. all those are easily solved by hard work if you lack, for now, the kind of 'intelligence' we measure. so if you have bad grades, no, it doesn't mean you're unintelligent. but it does mean you're lazy. or have reached a point where you don't believe you can do more- which is a lie. because you are capable of solving every problem you believe you are capable of solving. and telling yourself 'I'm just not good at school' guarantees that you are not good at school. if you appreciate your capability you can go so much farther. there is a limit to human potential, but I don't think it is different for everyone. I think the limit is where you either cut yourself off or the upper limit- very few people have reached that limit. perhaps no one. but it is very high up there. the limit where you cut yourself off is that imaginary edge of human behavior at which people say "boys will be boys" or "evil is human nature" or "certain people are more inclined to ____ than others, and I am not one of those people" or "everybody's potential is different" because that is not ******* true your potential is what you say it is and the line you draw for yourself is a wall you can now never cross because you don't think you can like 'I will never be more than what I am' or 'All I can be is me' or 'accept me just the way I am' because you can be more. and as a human being with this amazing power of metacognition, you are obligated to be more you are obligated to train yourself and change yourself and program yourself into the best possible human you can be because every action you take builds you higher and every choice you take breaks down the wall you just have to make the decision that you will reach the stars you will do whatever it takes because at the top of that mountain you will realize you can do anything now, you can go anywhere now, you've made it all the way here- now to the moon! and I dare you to go because I know you can.
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you hurt like ache and adderall and arnica you hurt like bruises and battle scars and broken bones you hurt like cuts and ******* and countryside you hurt like death and destruction and die-hard you hurt like electricity and emergency rooms and edit-undo you hurt like **** you's and fire and fallen trees you hurt like garbage cans and gonorrhea and gang **** you hurt like hell and holes in the road and heartache you hurt like israel and illness and ignition fumes you hurt like jaundice and jugular veins and jack in the box you hurt like karma and kissing and kerosine lamps you hurt like lightning and love and literary terms you hurt like mother and mary and moses you hurt like nakedness and nosebleeds and nervous breakdowns you hurt like oil spills and old yeller and oral quizzes you hurt like parkinson's and parties and panic you hurt like queens and questions and quantum physics you hurt like rogaine and roses and rope burn you hurt like solar power and stomach aches and *** you hurt like teeth cleanings and tar and tobacco you hurt like ulcers and underwear and unrequited love you hurt like viruses and venus fly traps and vapor rub you hurt like warning signs and weight gain and war you hurt like x-rays and x marks the spot and xoxo you hurt like your mom and your dad and you you hurt like zig zags and zero and zip ties (a.m.c.)
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May 10, 2014
May 10, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
{you hurt like the alphabet}
In high-school chemistry classrooms across the country, you are forced to memorize all of the different lab equipment. They never tell you to memorize the constellation of freckles spattered across the bridge of your lab partner's nose, but you do it anyways. You learn about Marie Curie and radioactive decay, but you find you are more interested in the way his smile starts small and grows to light a fire in your cheeks. You blame it on the Bunsen burner. You study polyatomic ions and how they act as a single unit, and it reminds you of how he winks at you right before quizzes and you find you can't focus on anything at all. You blame it on the lack of breakfast. You test over periodic trends and ionization energy, but all you can think of at night is the way he taps his fingers and maybe it's why you can't sleep at night. You blame it on a restless mind. In high-school chemistry classrooms across the country, you are forced to be careful when handling Erlenmeyer flasks. They never tell other students to be careful when handling your heart. They never tell you how much easier it is to clean up the mess from a shattered beaker than it is to clean up the mess from your shattered heart.
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Oct 25, 2015
Oct 25, 2015 at 4:06 PM UTC
Chemistry Class
I spent my days staring at her Contemplating her beauty Missing lessons left and right Failing quizzes and the like I used my spare time thinking about her Us having picnics on hills Staring lovingly into her eyes Her face radiating in the sunlight I imagined our waking hours In our house by the beach Opening our eyes so sluggishly Exchanging smiles, her and me I stopped daydreaming and thought Of the dark reality I imagined all the way And let her slip away
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Oct 27, 2014
Oct 27, 2014 at 8:30 AM UTC
Daydreaming
Welcome to the fast lane of... hold on I’m vibrating. Cell phone flips open thumbs move like clockwork even when inattentive eyes start dead at the chalkboard. 1st period notes to last period quizzes, the mind makes no error between the difference where letters A and S go. The world is filled tweets on Twitter and texts to Timmy’s tiny little brother. Excuse me please, I’ll take a super-sized Facebook but please leave out homework because I’d like a tall glass of procrastination. I’ll take a ride on the super highway that is a cell phone. Mile long texting to the person right next to me.   Hey generation X take a seat and have a laugh at generation TEXT. I’d like to be the first to say welcome to end of conversation. Please take a look around but you might miss the latest drama if you happen to glance down. Life is quick , easy and painless but didn’t momma always teach us that that **** was dangerous? But, hey, what can I say to change the minds of those who have change their ideas on life about a hundred million times. I’m just another face in the crowd that has a phone out and my face down. Whatever happened to actually speaking words that could open doors and let loose a sense of humanity? Would you like to know answer? Well here it is.... wait, I have check Facebook.
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Jan 5, 2013
Jan 5, 2013 at 12:24 AM UTC
Mile Long Texting
Take my hand, friend just for a sec- let's leave this ****** land of SATs, PSATs, APs, and college admission essays and guidance counselors and homework and pop quizzes and exams and whatever else-                                           behind. Let's be two again. Let's make Pringle-chip-duck faces and grin with orange peel smiles- I'll paint my nails yellow and we'll read Dr. Seuss with British accents in the dimming light of the old falling-down fort of pillows and blankets (that's almost too small for us) Let's pretend               Let's pretend                             Let's pretend That we've never seen the glowing screen of televisions, computers, IPods, that we haven't spent weeks wearing down our thumbs on text messages.               Let's forget fights over boys that weren't even all that hot. Let's sit in my yard and eat raw cookie dough behind my momma's back And make too-sweet fresh lemonade, and blow dandelions (into other neighbor's yards, of course) Spray garden hoses at each other and laugh and scream and giggle and make mud-pies. Let's make twenty different secret handshakes, Eat wild raspberries and hide sticky fingers And pinky promise- again and again- BFFs forever. Let's lose ourselves in the bliss of childhood just one more time- please.                             Just in case Peter Pan decides to visit.
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Aug 6, 2010
Aug 6, 2010 at 7:40 PM UTC
Just This Once.
Take my hand, friend just for a sec- let's leave this ****** land of SATs, PSATs, APs, and college admission essays and guidance counselors and homework and pop quizzes and exams and whatever else-                                           behind. Let's be two again. Let's make Pringle-chip-duck faces and grin with orange peel smiles- I'll paint my nails yellow and we'll read Dr. Seuss with British accents in the dimming light of the old falling-down fort of pillows and blankets (that's almost too small for us) Let's pretend               Let's pretend                             Let's pretend That we've never seen the glowing screen of televisions, computers, IPods, that we haven't spent weeks wearing down our thumbs on text messages.               Let's forget fights over boys that weren't even all that hot. Let's sit in my yard and eat raw cookie dough behind my momma's back And make too-sweet fresh lemonade, and blow dandelions (into other neighbor's yards, of course) Spray garden hoses at each other and laugh and scream and giggle and make mud-pies. Let's make twenty different secret handshakes, Eat wild raspberries and hide sticky fingers And pinky promise- again and again- BFFs forever. Let's lose ourselves in the bliss of childhood just one more time- please.                             Just in case Peter Pan decides to visit.
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I like to do those quizzes in glossy bubbles that you find in Cosmopolitan and Elle and Seventeen. Which girl should I be? Should I dump paper flowers on my milkmaid braid? Long skirts, long chains, and Beatles on my radio during their ‘Indian’ phase? Should I paint it all black, strip life down to a middle finger, blare punk at full scream, and cram my toes in ratty Docs, smash all emotion into smithereens? Should I sugar-coat my mouth with Maybelline, button up collars, laughs, opinions, read books on behaving just like a daydream, sip teas, bake cookies, aim for Ivy Leagues? Which gilded box do I crawl into? Which skin to don this week? Which fashion editor-friendly stereotype to fulfil? Which girl should I be?
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Apr 30, 2015
Apr 30, 2015 at 3:24 PM UTC
Identity Crisis
I've made graphs, charts & labels I've taken tests, quizzes, solved equations with functions & facts & limits & rules & statistics I've put commas where commas go, I've used all of the laws of punctuation But I still don't know why it is that I am me.
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Jan 3, 2013
Jan 3, 2013 at 1:00 PM UTC
Ignorance
If I were a solivagant star in space, I'd link arms with the universe and have her tell me that all this pain was worth it, that something golden would blossom from it, maybe then I'd be more focused on planting seeds instead of always drowning in the weeds of my blackened psyche. I'd burn, explode, spontaneously combust, and no one would tell me that to confirm was all I had to aspire to, no one would be around to make me feel like too much of a burden, as if I feel too much too quickly, too warm, too much, too fiercely. If I were truly solivagant, I'd have no reason to cry when asked "How are you?" I would not avoid the ever familiar question "How was your day?" Wanderlust would consume me and I'd search for hidden gold, space would not cheat me, would not let me crumble and fold. My tears would be of use, they'd fall on clouds as messengers to rain upon the seeds on earth, to give life to the breathing dead. I think I'd love to be a solivagant star in space, no magic tricks would be needed, no quizzes to tell me that I belong in this place.
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Oct 5, 2016
Oct 5, 2016 at 11:09 AM UTC
If I were a solivagant star in space
Sometime this spring, when all the cobwebs have been dusted, and all the cold and dampness has gone away, I'll sit on my front porch and watch the lazy clouds go by. Sometime this spring, when there are no more dreary days, 0r long and silent lingering nights, I'll sweep my front porch and sit so grand in my rocking chair and stare and howl at the sumptuous moon. Sometime this spring, I'll hold my child in my loving arms, and will stroke her hair and whisper to her about all the adventures to come, and dream and fill her head and heart with all the joy that nature brings. Sometime this spring. delete poem Copyright © 2010 Category Tags Add Rate this Poem 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Submit your vote Reviews Write a Review Submit your poem Have a little fortune with your fame. Title: required Poem: required Category: Children Death Family Friendship Inspirational Humor Loss Love Nature Religious Other Tags (comma separated): Submit your poem Greatest Poems Greatest Poems Ever Written Greatest Love Poems Greatest Children's Poems Greatest Poets Bios Famous Poetry Quotes 9/11 Poetry Reference Poetic Techniques Poetic History Rhyming Help Poetry Glossary Poetry RSS Feeds Poetry Quizzes Write and Read Publish Your Book Discover Poets Poetry Marketplace Free Contests Leaderboard About Lulu Poetry Company Profile Membership Agreement Privacy Policy Contest Rules Poetry Blog Help Copyright © 2009 LLEI, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
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Jan 8, 2011
Jan 8, 2011 at 1:06 AM UTC
Sometime This Spring
I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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Oct 29, 2013
Oct 29, 2013 at 5:03 PM UTC
Three Lots of Nonsense
I. A louse in a house or a mouse on a blouse. A bell that goes **** or a gong that goes **** A gap on a map or a cap on your lap. A drink in the sink or an ink that stinks. A spleen on a screen or a queen who is green. A bow in the snow or a crow that glows. II. A wash or a whip, a lip or a lop, a top or a tip, a car or afar, a bar or a war, a door or a snore, a bore or a nail, a flail or a whale, a run or a bun, a sun or a moon, a spoon or a bus, a fuss or a sigh, a cry or a cheer, a fear or a smile, a while or a pen, a den or a cat, a mat or a hat, a bat or a glass, a vase or a weight, a mate or a fork, a cork or a mop, a cop or a stop. III. Apples and artichokes, ants and antelopes, bees and beers, books and brains, cucumbers and chimneys, ***** and coats, dogs and drains, dots and dominoes, ears and eejits, elephants and exams, flies and flutes, files and friends, grasses and guts, giants and gyms, horrors and hiccups, horses and hills, igloos and irons, irises and idiots, jumpers and jackets, jodhpurs and jellies, kings and kettles, kites and kittens, lions and lamps, lemons and lunches, mums and monsters, mosses and moths, noses and notes, nightmares and needles, oblongs and orang-utans, organs and oranges, paintings and pennies, ponds and pants, quiches and quizzes, questions and queues, rainbows and rings, rascals and rabbits, snakes and sprouts, sweets and salts, trumpets and trains, tables and toasters, umpires and ukuleles, umbrellas and uniforms, violets and vests, violins and vials, wheels and wings, windows and weeds, xylems and x-rays, xylophones and xysters, yachts and yoghurts, yards and yaks, zigzags and zephyrs, ziggurats and zombies.
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Homework, Tests, Quizzes I'd rather be doing competitions for things that I actually love Shredding, Music, and everything I write of. What if I were to drop out? Would my life exist on the ground? Or would I have more time to make me instead of boxing up all of my dreams I'm sick of school 7 hours a day I wanna stay home and go my own way Compose music and post it Go on the Voice and then host it the education has my mind swirled I'm stuck here I wanna transworld
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Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 12:04 PM UTC
School
there’s no life in a photograph no real spark in a camera flash real life is found in 3D space right in front of your down turned face real friends don’t live in an online book and care about more than what quizzes you took real support is hugs and real words we say you can’t just click someone to a brighter day real love exists on god’s green earth but it can’t be found with a google search there is life to be lived in the real sunshine because life isn't lived if it’s lived online
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 1:25 AM UTC
real life
early after-noon, she quizzes, “would I be ok with skinless boneless roasted chicken breast, with sautéed mushrooms for our dinner, ce soir?” so smile I, for it is a favored menu of pleasure, from one who has never presented us a meal that is less than perfect later, she shyly inquires, “would be ok if we to eat a little early, I have a salon, followed by an Argentine Tango dance milonga tonight and one starts early (and tango parties end typically the next  day? (no|si, me, don’t dance) of course, respondez in the affirmative, thus confirming our love with the consideration that veins out affection mutual and then I add: “instead of an hours food prep, which distracts you from the hour deeded for dressing for dancing  motivation proper, and add a little kick-her: *I love you so much, would happily consume your tuna fish salad sandwich, every night, for the rest of our lives together, it’s fast and simple, a dis-less-stressing concoction, that we both enjoy* she (s)miles a sweetened thanks, after numerous reassurances, that our love only grows stronger with acts of smart sensitivity to each others needs, no standard of care breached, au contraire, meant sincerely, earning me a secondary whiling smiling and this true story is a poem, has been writ a thousand times, in a million different tiny gestures, of which, I am proud she exhales a breath elongated, a release of an admixture of differing pleasures released, and goes into the night to dance in the arms of strangers, which concerns me not at all, after all, these  many years, aware she moves exquisitely in a dance that demands years of practice, for it requires intangible silent of the merest slight finger  pressures to guide the dancer what next steps are coy coming, and I have stolen this knot of knowledge, for mine own purposes, secretly & selfishly, employing these techniques, for most of the time we’ve been together this poem of tuna fish sandwiches, becomes a dance of words which is my specialty, which she will read in the morning l, maybe, if I send it to her, though obviously, that is unnecessary 😉 as she returns to our bed, me asleeping, she, exhaustingly satisfied, sleeeps deeper secured by the knowing that we, are both, the beneficiaries of: my learned dancing practices for such is the ways of the poet!
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Dec 14, 2024
Dec 14, 2024 at 10:39 AM UTC
of love and tuna salad sandwiches
early after-noon, she quizzes, “would I be ok with skinless boneless roasted chicken breast, with sautéed mushrooms for our dinner, ce soir?” so smile I, for it is a favored menu of pleasure, from one who has never presented us a meal that is less than perfect later, she shyly inquires, “would be ok if we to eat a little early, I have a salon, followed by an Argentine Tango dance milonga tonight and one starts early (and tango parties end typically the next  day? (no|si, me, don’t dance) of course, respondez in the affirmative, thus confirming our love with the consideration that veins out affection mutual and then I add: “instead of an hours food prep, which distracts you from the hour deeded for dressing for dancing  motivation proper, and add a little kick-her: *I love you so much, would happily consume your tuna fish salad sandwich, every night, for the rest of our lives together, it’s fast and simple, a dis-less-stressing concoction, that we both enjoy* she (s)miles a sweetened thanks, after numerous reassurances, that our love only grows stronger with acts of smart sensitivity to each others needs, no standard of care breached, au contraire, meant sincerely, earning me a secondary whiling smiling and this true story is a poem, has been writ a thousand times, in a million different tiny gestures, of which, I am proud she exhales a breath elongated, a release of an admixture of differing pleasures released, and goes into the night to dance in the arms of strangers, which concerns me not at all, after all, these  many years, aware she moves exquisitely in a dance that demands years of practice, for it requires intangible silent of the merest slight finger  pressures to guide the dancer what next steps are coy coming, and I have stolen this knot of knowledge, for mine own purposes, secretly & selfishly, employing these techniques, for most of the time we’ve been together this poem of tuna fish sandwiches, becomes a dance of words which is my specialty, which she will read in the morning l, maybe, if I send it to her, though obviously, that is unnecessary 😉 as she returns to our bed, me asleeping, she, exhaustingly satisfied, sleeeps deeper secured by the knowing that we, are both, the beneficiaries of: my learned dancing practices for such is the ways of the poet!
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this is the sound of the trees. Its the same sound smoke makes, and the moon, and birds eggs and old clocks. It is violins and percussion and arpeggios and singing like crying it sounds like the Lion King, likes it the circle of Life. But there are no baby cubs held up into the sunlight in this song. There are no baboons who will tell you the secrets of life. in this song, the zebras and the giraffes do not parade for the baby lion, they do not live peacefully with their killers. in this song, all of them are dead, or have been trampled into the dust. In this song, when your father dies, you are not allowed to run away from it with some happy strangers. no, you have to bury him, and speak at his funeral, and plant flowers on top of his new home. you do not get to become king over all the things he showed you as a child. A cousin, in Scotland, gets that crown, because your father always hated you. You get an old watch, and all the books on his bookshelf. 38 books on old comedians, and 1 on carpentry. You read them at 2 in the morning, on the days you don't have to go to school because you punched the french exchange student, and you have been suspended. None of them make you laugh, not even when you know it should be funny. The next night, you build a bird house, with ripped up biology notes as the floor. your mother complains about the noise, but when she looks at your eyes, she gives you back the hammer, and goes to bed with earplugs in. birds really enjoy ******** on quizzes about recessive and dominant genes in farm animals
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 2:00 AM UTC
********* disney you got it all wrong
this is the sound of the trees. Its the same sound smoke makes, and the moon, and birds eggs and old clocks. It is violins and percussion and arpeggios and singing like crying it sounds like the Lion King, likes it the circle of Life. But there are no baby cubs held up into the sunlight in this song. There are no baboons who will tell you the secrets of life. in this song, the zebras and the giraffes do not parade for the baby lion, they do not live peacefully with their killers. in this song, all of them are dead, or have been trampled into the dust. In this song, when your father dies, you are not allowed to run away from it with some happy strangers. no, you have to bury him, and speak at his funeral, and plant flowers on top of his new home. you do not get to become king over all the things he showed you as a child. A cousin, in Scotland, gets that crown, because your father always hated you. You get an old watch, and all the books on his bookshelf. 38 books on old comedians, and 1 on carpentry. You read them at 2 in the morning, on the days you don't have to go to school because you punched the french exchange student, and you have been suspended. None of them make you laugh, not even when you know it should be funny. The next night, you build a bird house, with ripped up biology notes as the floor. your mother complains about the noise, but when she looks at your eyes, she gives you back the hammer, and goes to bed with earplugs in. birds really enjoy ******** on quizzes about recessive and dominant genes in farm animals
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If learning is a three dimensional thing, then exams are two dimensional. Any beautiful things will be projected into ugly figures. If studying is a two dimensional thing, then midterms shall be one dimensional. Happiness will be projected into sadness. If curiosity is an one dimensional thing, then quizzes must be a dot, the one that breaks my heart. Knowledge will be projected into nonsense. As a whole, practice makes perfect, and quizzes are useless.
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Jun 6, 2017
Jun 6, 2017 at 7:27 AM UTC
The Dimension of Exams
it's not a memorisable lullaby, i don't want to write poetry that requires memorisation by school children; perhaps a riddle, perhaps a jigsaw, perhaps an awakening after the words dig in from their arrangement into your own usage, distinguished. these days, someone on a social strata of being absolved might require a concerned dis-involvement from nouns, and thus juggle the pronouns, over-use pronouns to remain politically accurate and sound, for to replace nouns with pronouns would bleach people, entrapped in the constant affirmative of something they once owned but were dispossessed of, they do that, they stress the usage of pronouns by a relief a diet of noun usage, so that a Pakistani dare not use the associations of the noun that might decipher his skin as cinnamon in writing, unless it be pronoun inclusive and noun exclusive, so as modern society teaches: become pronoun users with a few distinguishing nouns congregating, don't learn carboxylic, don't learn onomatopoeia... keep up with the bleak egoism that states: not so much self-interest, but over-pronoun-use and a lack of nouns, or if used, reduced to quizzes of crosswords with antonyms and synonyms pronounced; he who confesses to censoring noun usage will control the pronoun category by usurping noun usage freely with a censored usage that will only provoke counter-nouns / slang / encoding / the need for surveillance.
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Feb 9, 2016
Feb 9, 2016 at 1:02 PM UTC
diplomatic anonymity
I wear messy buns to school And a silver cross neck less my best friend gave me I enjoy strumming the same four chords on a pink ukulele   And enjoy staying late after track just to hang out with the coaches I am now always listening to Jimmy Buffet and putting on sun screen And am obsessed with plants, especially my new garden I pray the divine mercy novena prayers at night And I spend my school days looking up future mission trips, going on ifunny and taking personality quizzes Catch me shipping superheroes and being obsessed with Deadpool Or reading the newest Louis T conspiracies I spend my free time in the hot tub or on a jet ski My favorite time of day is around 7:30- 8 AM when the sun rays turn bright yellow My favorite season is spring because I love green a lot now I'd say I'm fairly happy, but am prone to depressed moments throughout a day My family is tense and awkward but I love them all And my life is very enjoyable
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Apr 10, 2016
Apr 10, 2016 at 12:34 AM UTC
Me (the 2016 version)
I didn't learn about being beautiful from supermodels walking down the runway. I didn't learn about being beautiful from glamorous movie stars or musicians. I didn't even learn about being beautiful from the pretty girls at my school. No. I learned about beauty from my best friends and the freckles on their cheeks. I learned about beauty from the scars and imperfections they hated. I learned about beauty by watching them believe they aren’t. I didn't learn about being intelligent in school. I didn't learn about being intelligent from some documentary I watched or book I read. I didn’t learn about being intelligent from studying day and night. No. I learned about being smart from my brother. I learned about being intelligent when I watched him stress for four years about college. I learned about being intelligent by helping him cram for tons of tests and quizzes and celebrating his success. I learned about being intelligent listening to his sobs when he received a full ride to his dream college. I didn’t learn about being kind from some after-school special. I didn’t learn about being kind from watching my parents help being at the supermarket. I didn’t even learn about being kind from being treated so unkindly. No. I learned about being kind from my band director. I learned about being kind when I sat in her office with tears permanently stained on my cheeks and she just accepted my tears. I learned about being kind when she let me sleep on her shoulder for two hours on a bus. I learned about being kind when she gave me the coat off her back because I didn’t have one. I didn’t learn about being courageous from daredevils on the news. I didn’t learn about being courageous from gutsy characters in books or on television. I didn’t learn about being courageous from teens who thought yelling at a teacher for no reason meant courage. No. I learned about being courageous from the people I saw stand up for themselves and for others no matter where it may be. I learned about being courageous from the people who risked their lives to save somebody they didn’t know. I learned about being courageous from the men and women who defended our country everyday, sometimes with nothing to show for it. I've learned about beauty, intelligence, kindness, and courage throughout the years. From my best friends, my brother, band director, or perfect strangers. I didn’t learn about those things through mainstream ways that you find crammed down your throat. You don't have to learn how to be you through people you don't know. Take a step back and look at those you do, because I'm sure it'll mean more to you when you start seeing those qualities in yourself.
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Feb 3, 2015
Feb 3, 2015 at 10:22 PM UTC
Learn
I didn't learn about being beautiful from supermodels walking down the runway. I didn't learn about being beautiful from glamorous movie stars or musicians. I didn't even learn about being beautiful from the pretty girls at my school. No. I learned about beauty from my best friends and the freckles on their cheeks. I learned about beauty from the scars and imperfections they hated. I learned about beauty by watching them believe they aren’t. I didn't learn about being intelligent in school. I didn't learn about being intelligent from some documentary I watched or book I read. I didn’t learn about being intelligent from studying day and night. No. I learned about being smart from my brother. I learned about being intelligent when I watched him stress for four years about college. I learned about being intelligent by helping him cram for tons of tests and quizzes and celebrating his success. I learned about being intelligent listening to his sobs when he received a full ride to his dream college. I didn’t learn about being kind from some after-school special. I didn’t learn about being kind from watching my parents help being at the supermarket. I didn’t even learn about being kind from being treated so unkindly. No. I learned about being kind from my band director. I learned about being kind when I sat in her office with tears permanently stained on my cheeks and she just accepted my tears. I learned about being kind when she let me sleep on her shoulder for two hours on a bus. I learned about being kind when she gave me the coat off her back because I didn’t have one. I didn’t learn about being courageous from daredevils on the news. I didn’t learn about being courageous from gutsy characters in books or on television. I didn’t learn about being courageous from teens who thought yelling at a teacher for no reason meant courage. No. I learned about being courageous from the people I saw stand up for themselves and for others no matter where it may be. I learned about being courageous from the people who risked their lives to save somebody they didn’t know. I learned about being courageous from the men and women who defended our country everyday, sometimes with nothing to show for it. I've learned about beauty, intelligence, kindness, and courage throughout the years. From my best friends, my brother, band director, or perfect strangers. I didn’t learn about those things through mainstream ways that you find crammed down your throat. You don't have to learn how to be you through people you don't know. Take a step back and look at those you do, because I'm sure it'll mean more to you when you start seeing those qualities in yourself.
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Hell will be a waiting room You’re sitting in an uncomfortable chair With dingy magazines five months old The couples on the covers have split Someone has already torn out the coupons, filled in the quizzes and crosswords Twelve letters across another word for your damnation? The answer scrawled out in red ink Anticipation Waiting for the news that is never going to come Waiting That anticipation is worse than the diagnoses You could have five months to live this afterlife Five weeks Five hours You could drop undead in the middle of that waiting room Where no one would do a ******* thing Because God doesn’t dwell down here Here the devil is king And then it begins again A different waiting room The same dingy magazines Except this one smells like a dentist’s office You’ll just sit Wait The walls read If you have been waiting more than fifteen minutes please notify the receptionist Alert staff if you are experiencing flu-like symptoms HAIL SATAN Thank you for not smoking No smoking No talking No texting tweeting or reading Waiting Just Waiting In this ***** dusty hell of a room Please take a seat A nurse will call you to the back shortly
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Sep 1, 2015
Sep 1, 2015 at 2:50 PM UTC
Hell Will be a Waiting Room
You're a waste of space. What's wrong with you? Why can't you perform better on quizzes? Why doesn't anyone want to be your friend? You're too weird to have friends. You don't deserve friends. Stop looking at your phone. Communicate with me for once. You need help. But I'm not going to be the stepping stone to get you to a professional. You're useless. Didn't anyone tell you your fake. **** ****** No one likes you four eyes. I'm sorry I didn't mean it. Why can't you think clearly. Stop crying. No one cares about your tears. Be stronger. Your creating a scene. Control yourself. I care about you. Look prettier next time. What's up with your style? Stop trying to be unique. It's a bad look on you. Be more talented. Try harder. It's only because I care. You're not trying hard enough. It's only because I care. Fight back. Not with words, with fists. Stop being the nice push-over. It's only because I care. But now ... I've stopped caring
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Sep 15, 2015
Sep 15, 2015 at 3:24 PM UTC
Because I Care