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"hysterics" poems
T'was the night before Christmas And with everything done The kids were all dreaming Of Christmas Day fun The tree was completed We had wrapped all the toys When from the basement below We heard a faint noise I sprung from the couch Took off down the stairs On my way through the kitchen I tripped on two chairs I slid down the staircase To the base of my house And there with my shortbreads Was a ****** great mouse My wife followed close And then she let out a shriek She saw me and the mouse And she started to freak He nibbled the cookie and he ran past my nose right down my torso Then he stopped at my toes My wife was still screaming The mouse didn't care He continued his running On under the stairs I crawled to my workshop Grabbed the first thing I found A mallet for pounding That mouse in the ground I limped to the staircase And I swung at the wall I again lost my balance And again, I did fall I put two holes in the riser Two more in the tread I was gonna keep swinging Till that mouse was dead I broke the one lightbulb That lit up the room Now I was worried I couldn't see...found the broom I stepped on one end Squared my self in the sack I then heard a noise The mouse had come back I heard his slight skitter As he went past my feet He was off to the larder For more stuff to eat I went back to the workshop Tripping at least three more times I would finish this mouse He would pay for his crimes I grabbed for a lighter And my large propane torch I would hunt down this mouse And his **** I would scorch I lit up the propane And I aimed at the stairs It caught light on the carpet And I burnt both those chairs The flames went on upward The stairs were quite dry I laughed in hysterics That **** mouse would fry My wife had recovered And decided to run but, after seeing the flames She phoned up 9 1 1 The mouse left the building In fact, he never was found The house burned in seconds It collapsed to the ground And through the whole scene I just stood there and laughed At the wreckage before me And I thought, **** I'm daft I had ruined our Christmas And I burned down our house Over a **** shortbread cookie And one little mouse The kids, they got out And were wrapped up and warm While I was creating My own perfect storm The gifts were all ruined The house ...all consumed And over my head One large question loomed If I had gone for the shotgun And shot at the mouse Would I be still having Christmas And would I still have a house My wife came on over And she gave me a swat She said "look what you've done" "you great stupid **** I learned a great lesson and folks ...it is that Once I rebuild I will then buy a cat!!!
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Dec 1, 2013
Dec 1, 2013 at 5:01 PM UTC
The Christmas Mouse
T'was the night before Christmas And with everything done The kids were all dreaming Of Christmas Day fun The tree was completed We had wrapped all the toys When from the basement below We heard a faint noise I sprung from the couch Took off down the stairs On my way through the kitchen I tripped on two chairs I slid down the staircase To the base of my house And there with my shortbreads Was a ****** great mouse My wife followed close And then she let out a shriek She saw me and the mouse And she started to freak He nibbled the cookie and he ran past my nose right down my torso Then he stopped at my toes My wife was still screaming The mouse didn't care He continued his running On under the stairs I crawled to my workshop Grabbed the first thing I found A mallet for pounding That mouse in the ground I limped to the staircase And I swung at the wall I again lost my balance And again, I did fall I put two holes in the riser Two more in the tread I was gonna keep swinging Till that mouse was dead I broke the one lightbulb That lit up the room Now I was worried I couldn't see...found the broom I stepped on one end Squared my self in the sack I then heard a noise The mouse had come back I heard his slight skitter As he went past my feet He was off to the larder For more stuff to eat I went back to the workshop Tripping at least three more times I would finish this mouse He would pay for his crimes I grabbed for a lighter And my large propane torch I would hunt down this mouse And his **** I would scorch I lit up the propane And I aimed at the stairs It caught light on the carpet And I burnt both those chairs The flames went on upward The stairs were quite dry I laughed in hysterics That **** mouse would fry My wife had recovered And decided to run but, after seeing the flames She phoned up 9 1 1 The mouse left the building In fact, he never was found The house burned in seconds It collapsed to the ground And through the whole scene I just stood there and laughed At the wreckage before me And I thought, **** I'm daft I had ruined our Christmas And I burned down our house Over a **** shortbread cookie And one little mouse The kids, they got out And were wrapped up and warm While I was creating My own perfect storm The gifts were all ruined The house ...all consumed And over my head One large question loomed If I had gone for the shotgun And shot at the mouse Would I be still having Christmas And would I still have a house My wife came on over And she gave me a swat She said "look what you've done" "you great stupid **** I learned a great lesson and folks ...it is that Once I rebuild I will then buy a cat!!!
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I remember when MTV was in its prime, A new voice to represent the new boom Babies growing up since the 80s Louder still through the troubling decades (Maxed out credit no head room) After —the punks in nirvana and rapping clergy It was the only channel on Youthful rebel yell —honest news I remember it pretty well Shaping us generation x y and Personal Jesus New wave good bye to when Childhood then without pain of malnourished Africa or nukes threatening our Cruel summers Were we happier then? So what happens to the music Rockstars rip van wrinkle Geriatric hall of fame (No one lives forever Reruns with the ****** & mr. Ed Now that old neighbor’s dead) Television Nowadays Seem more gangster School shootings terrorists On the train, kamikaze planes, It’s all the same ole Bling kablam oh bits ******* please Redirecting our attention To WMD *** Where the hells are we? I remember back then On MTV —Nicki Minaj says Between the hysterics of police brutality She said Happiness is living your life Without struggle, That stuck with me Because we all watch the tube We all search for meaning Sadly defining what happiness May look like Real World and paradoxical reality TV Para socially defunct Clarity Conditioned to continuously Stay tuned Brief message of empty Hypnosis a pure form of business Wall Street Boulevard of broken dreams I want my Happy. What do I mean To be? Life ***** lately The human condition Talking too much Refusing to see No more talking heads too much Bla bla ******** I want my MTV . Happy . My generation We are the world freedom And yes, Peace. Man kindly as one Symphony And street, a melting *** Of diversity I remember the music The future I had hope to see Behind the shades Circa 80s 90s (Fossils) What time is it then? When will we Begin Again Don’t worry be happy Run Forest run!
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Jan 7, 2019
Jan 7, 2019 at 11:55 PM UTC
MTV Happy
I remember when MTV was in its prime, A new voice to represent the new boom Babies growing up since the 80s Louder still through the troubling decades (Maxed out credit no head room) After —the punks in nirvana and rapping clergy It was the only channel on Youthful rebel yell —honest news I remember it pretty well Shaping us generation x y and Personal Jesus New wave good bye to when Childhood then without pain of malnourished Africa or nukes threatening our Cruel summers Were we happier then? So what happens to the music Rockstars rip van wrinkle Geriatric hall of fame (No one lives forever Reruns with the ****** & mr. Ed Now that old neighbor’s dead) Television Nowadays Seem more gangster School shootings terrorists On the train, kamikaze planes, It’s all the same ole Bling kablam oh bits ******* please Redirecting our attention To WMD *** Where the hells are we? I remember back then On MTV —Nicki Minaj says Between the hysterics of police brutality She said Happiness is living your life Without struggle, That stuck with me Because we all watch the tube We all search for meaning Sadly defining what happiness May look like Real World and paradoxical reality TV Para socially defunct Clarity Conditioned to continuously Stay tuned Brief message of empty Hypnosis a pure form of business Wall Street Boulevard of broken dreams I want my Happy. What do I mean To be? Life ***** lately The human condition Talking too much Refusing to see No more talking heads too much Bla bla ******** I want my MTV . Happy . My generation We are the world freedom And yes, Peace. Man kindly as one Symphony And street, a melting *** Of diversity I remember the music The future I had hope to see Behind the shades Circa 80s 90s (Fossils) What time is it then? When will we Begin Again Don’t worry be happy Run Forest run!
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I kept oscillating; in and out of love, in and out of emotions, between the familiar realm of raunchy young adult literature and the new, slightly uncomfortable realm of raunchy young adult life. I oscillated between dispositions; between pensive and restless, ***** and not remembering what kissing feels like, between the doldrums of despair and the weightlessness of bliss. My center of gravity oscillated, too- from my head to my heart to my thighs to the cavernous void in my amygdala that was once abuzz with stupid chemicals brought out by the hysterics of infatuation
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Sep 20, 2013
Sep 20, 2013 at 11:16 PM UTC
oscillating
“Never trust a ginger” she sings giggling looking at the red head next to me. Her song is a pretty good representation of our friendship. Throw in a ***** bump and some dorky dance moves oh yea that’s the definition of our friendship. Laughing and dying at things no one else gets actions no one else see’s and mouthed words no one else understands. That’s just a little inside view of our “love”. “Never kiss a ginger” It’s a little late for that don’t ya think blackberry tea and coffee making her laugh till she dies. Hysterics that break her down till she’s on the floor rolling rolling down a hill and being so dizzy she can’t get up. Oh but she’s a monster that chases you around trying to tackle you to the ground. Falling off the playground rail and hitting her head just like in our story so she lays there laughing hysterically. All I can do is shake my head “Never kiss a ginger…twice” yea that’s a little better. he won’t be telling my slightly stunned, amazed face its cute again. The face we later joked about mouth dropped to the floor eyes wide. Like did that seriously just happen. Our dumb and quirky reactions to everything exaggerated, excited yeses and happy little dances. "Never date a ginger” I’m not nor have I ever… where do you get these thoughts that run through your head? Ok I can’t say much my mind wanders to the strangest places and leads us to the greatest conversations. Like cops on bikes with prisoners in baskets leading to Mortal Instruments characters all riding one bike. I’ve no idea where our minds get these strange ideas and imaginings. “Never love a ginger” I never said I love him don’t let your mind wander dangerous things happen when our minds wander anywhere from dinosaurs ruling the world to death and the things in between are sometimes worse to think about “Never like a ginger” OI! with this again I don’t I promise there’s nothing there now please shut up. Yes, yes I love you now please don’t attack my legs again I really don’t feel like falling on the floor it’s not very appealing. Uh-oh
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Mar 9, 2015
Mar 9, 2015 at 11:17 AM UTC
Gingers and Best Friends
“Never trust a ginger” she sings giggling looking at the red head next to me. Her song is a pretty good representation of our friendship. Throw in a ***** bump and some dorky dance moves oh yea that’s the definition of our friendship. Laughing and dying at things no one else gets actions no one else see’s and mouthed words no one else understands. That’s just a little inside view of our “love”. “Never kiss a ginger” It’s a little late for that don’t ya think blackberry tea and coffee making her laugh till she dies. Hysterics that break her down till she’s on the floor rolling rolling down a hill and being so dizzy she can’t get up. Oh but she’s a monster that chases you around trying to tackle you to the ground. Falling off the playground rail and hitting her head just like in our story so she lays there laughing hysterically. All I can do is shake my head “Never kiss a ginger…twice” yea that’s a little better. he won’t be telling my slightly stunned, amazed face its cute again. The face we later joked about mouth dropped to the floor eyes wide. Like did that seriously just happen. Our dumb and quirky reactions to everything exaggerated, excited yeses and happy little dances. "Never date a ginger” I’m not nor have I ever… where do you get these thoughts that run through your head? Ok I can’t say much my mind wanders to the strangest places and leads us to the greatest conversations. Like cops on bikes with prisoners in baskets leading to Mortal Instruments characters all riding one bike. I’ve no idea where our minds get these strange ideas and imaginings. “Never love a ginger” I never said I love him don’t let your mind wander dangerous things happen when our minds wander anywhere from dinosaurs ruling the world to death and the things in between are sometimes worse to think about “Never like a ginger” OI! with this again I don’t I promise there’s nothing there now please shut up. Yes, yes I love you now please don’t attack my legs again I really don’t feel like falling on the floor it’s not very appealing. Uh-oh
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The one that winks, The one in hysterics, The beer, The wine, The OK sign. The shocked one, The facepalm one, The angel baby, The thumbs up, And the one throwing up. Life can't be bad: My frequent emojis aren't sad.
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Nov 8, 2018
Nov 8, 2018 at 7:23 PM UTC
Frequently Used Emojis
Sun slits in through slats of kitchen window blinds and she is alone. The art major is cooking spaghetti, pretending her thrifted T-shirt bearing a cotton copy of Campbell's Soup Cans is not stained with tears and blood. Oh, but that's hysterics and hyperbole; art has a tendency of making its worshippers melodramatic...no? The blood is only tomato sauce and the tears... well, what are tears but water and salt? After all, dramatizing the mundane is just one awkward shade of artistic temperament. Visualizing life through a heavy silk screen. The art major sighs and stirs. The spaghetti is redder and redder as she cooks. Just as her paintings bleed more blood as she dangles a brush over them - the teary-eyed watercolours. The art major has decided that drawing out extremities of colour might transform her own life into a pop of a Warhol painting. The art major sighs and stirs. She thinks, tries to think in technicolour. Today's thought-pencilled thesis concludes (like a brush stroke of uncertain finality) that love is the red of tomato soup cans. Anger is the boil, passion is the gulp, danger, caution, warning, the hot breaths, fleeting warmths, the burn and sweet and tang. She looks down at the scarlet of Warhol's soup cans, blooming in worn out cotton on her chest. It might as well be blood, she thinks. It is, it is, it is. Blood red love - tomato soup cans. Sun sets in slits through kitchen window blinds and she is still alone. The art major sighs and stirs. The spaghetti is ready.
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Aug 2, 2015
Aug 2, 2015 at 6:41 AM UTC
Warhol
Sun slits in through slats of kitchen window blinds and she is alone. The art major is cooking spaghetti, pretending her thrifted T-shirt bearing a cotton copy of Campbell's Soup Cans is not stained with tears and blood. Oh, but that's hysterics and hyperbole; art has a tendency of making its worshippers melodramatic...no? The blood is only tomato sauce and the tears... well, what are tears but water and salt? After all, dramatizing the mundane is just one awkward shade of artistic temperament. Visualizing life through a heavy silk screen. The art major sighs and stirs. The spaghetti is redder and redder as she cooks. Just as her paintings bleed more blood as she dangles a brush over them - the teary-eyed watercolours. The art major has decided that drawing out extremities of colour might transform her own life into a pop of a Warhol painting. The art major sighs and stirs. She thinks, tries to think in technicolour. Today's thought-pencilled thesis concludes (like a brush stroke of uncertain finality) that love is the red of tomato soup cans. Anger is the boil, passion is the gulp, danger, caution, warning, the hot breaths, fleeting warmths, the burn and sweet and tang. She looks down at the scarlet of Warhol's soup cans, blooming in worn out cotton on her chest. It might as well be blood, she thinks. It is, it is, it is. Blood red love - tomato soup cans. Sun sets in slits through kitchen window blinds and she is still alone. The art major sighs and stirs. The spaghetti is ready.
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She stood tall, Slender, Flamboyant as she swirls, Encapsulating dreams while dancing, In a come-die ballet, from times evaporation, Playing hysterics in magical fire dance of ritual celebrations, Playing games of passion creations, Such beauty in an aura of pleasure and pain, In rigaudon she pastes her grace, For she is not a dancer, For she is my quill, The dancing pen removes my ills. By ladylivvi1 © 2013 ladylivvi1 (All rights reserved)
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Jun 25, 2013
Jun 25, 2013 at 3:04 AM UTC
The Ballerina!
The Convent at Le Cap Fureur Lies empty, by the sea, Its ancient walls a grim despair Of anonymity, No more the chants of singing Nuns To vespers, weave their way, A thousand years of heartfelt prayers In silence, drift away. The Sisterhood of Sainte Bernice Is cloistered there no more, The end came in a fury from The world outside, at war, The Nuns were fasting, deep in Lent, When soldiers came across To find each sister worshipping The Stations of the Cross. No godly men were in their ranks No thoughts of sin or Christ, The Nuns were ***** and beaten in Some pagan sacrifice, The Abbess stood with arms outstretched And prayed, ‘Forgive them not!’ Was taken to the courtyard where The sergeant had her shot. There’s blood still on those convent walls It leaches out at Lent, Runs down the walls of dim-lit halls And stains the grey cement, We lodged there late one April night Myself, Joylene and Drew, Lay staring at the stars above As round us, silence grew. We slept within those hallowed walls Until I woke in fright, And roused the others, ‘Come and see This strange and fearful sight!’ For out there in the entrance hall We heard a weird chant, And two long lines of Nuns approached To keep their covenant. Two lines of candles in the dark, The Nuns wore hoods and cowls, And as each candle flickered out Their chant gave way to howls. Screams and pleas then filled the air, The sound of steel-capped boots, A pagan army from the east Of rough and raw recruits. Joylene was in hysterics by The time this vision went, And Drew was praying loudly on That final day of Lent, We grabbed our things, rushed out and then We heard a single shot, The blood-stained Abbess blocked our way And cried: ‘Forgive them not!’ David Lewis Paget
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Sep 27, 2013
Sep 27, 2013 at 10:27 AM UTC
The Convent at Cape Fury
The Convent at Le Cap Fureur Lies empty, by the sea, Its ancient walls a grim despair Of anonymity, No more the chants of singing Nuns To vespers, weave their way, A thousand years of heartfelt prayers In silence, drift away. The Sisterhood of Sainte Bernice Is cloistered there no more, The end came in a fury from The world outside, at war, The Nuns were fasting, deep in Lent, When soldiers came across To find each sister worshipping The Stations of the Cross. No godly men were in their ranks No thoughts of sin or Christ, The Nuns were ***** and beaten in Some pagan sacrifice, The Abbess stood with arms outstretched And prayed, ‘Forgive them not!’ Was taken to the courtyard where The sergeant had her shot. There’s blood still on those convent walls It leaches out at Lent, Runs down the walls of dim-lit halls And stains the grey cement, We lodged there late one April night Myself, Joylene and Drew, Lay staring at the stars above As round us, silence grew. We slept within those hallowed walls Until I woke in fright, And roused the others, ‘Come and see This strange and fearful sight!’ For out there in the entrance hall We heard a weird chant, And two long lines of Nuns approached To keep their covenant. Two lines of candles in the dark, The Nuns wore hoods and cowls, And as each candle flickered out Their chant gave way to howls. Screams and pleas then filled the air, The sound of steel-capped boots, A pagan army from the east Of rough and raw recruits. Joylene was in hysterics by The time this vision went, And Drew was praying loudly on That final day of Lent, We grabbed our things, rushed out and then We heard a single shot, The blood-stained Abbess blocked our way And cried: ‘Forgive them not!’ David Lewis Paget
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"I hope we last. I hope we do. But if we don't, this is how I want you to remember me: I want you to remember me curled up, listening to the sound of your heartbeat and tracing maps across your skin. Remember me laughing at your jokes even the stupid ones. Remember me in hysterics for absolutely no reason and in tears because one time you made me so sad neither of us thought I'd recover. Remember me brave, that time you held my hand and I thought I was going to die; remember me scared and gentle and delicate and breakable - only for you though, only for you. Remember me happy, and all the ridiculous ways I tried to get your attention. Remember the way I was too stubborn to talk to you and how absolutely insane it drove both of us. Remember all the firsts and how they were so delightful we went back for seconds and thirds and fourths. Remember the songs you couldn't stop listening to and the childish dreams you allowed yourself about the future. If it's any consolation I allowed myself to have them too. If it comes to it I don't want you to remember the ending. Remember the beginning. Remember the first time you knew."
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Mar 26, 2016
Mar 26, 2016 at 6:40 PM UTC
Remember the first time
Flowers to drown in the pond, Frogs to make a blood bond, Hysterics and cruelty, I laughed, making it echo in the tree trunk, Forgetting classes I just flunked, I rolled in the grass, smelling the green and powdered glass, Ignoring cuts on the nose, Went to frolic in the pink garden rose, ‘Ere I saw a red-black, lovely beetle, Snickering at me, Showing it’s needle, Curiosity, red-sight, Taking it in my hand, Marveling at innocence, I closed the trap, feeling the beetle decay to strands, Despite my mind, my blue heart shed a tear, So lovely the beetle, Without a blue-black fear, So quickly the light rolled away, Murrain of regret, the cruelty that once was disappears, Inside me lays moths and trolls, And now, The lovely beetle’s soul.                                            -Firefly
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Sep 12, 2014
Sep 12, 2014 at 5:38 PM UTC
Lovely Beetle
I ponder the what ifs and will be's. What if I love you with all that's left? Will it be enough? What if I open my heart to a new beginning? Will it be taken lightly or will it take my life by storm? What if you love me back? Will it be enough to put back all the pieces that are missing? What if you break through to me? Will it open my eyes to the beauty that is invisible to me? You are seemingly perfect.. Your closed eyes carefully speak into my soul. Is it too soon to say I see you? Is it too soon to say I know you? When is the time to speak up on my findings? Yesterday? Tomorrow.. right now in this moment? You sleep so peacefully next to me as I grasp your hand softly. Do you know? Can you feel the reality of a heartbroken heart dying to be fixed? Dying to be wanted. Dying to be let free. What if I told you? My heart goes to form words that my brain screams will destroy me. Can you keep a secret? I want to wake you with reality. I want to wrap my thoughts with a bow and give them to you with no warning. Will you be there to accept my flaws of the past but hope for the future? Stop my mind yells. I can't take it. Let me free my heart screams. I need to be known. I whisper to you as you lay oblivious to the hope in my eyes and fear in my heart. Can you keep a secret? I kiss your hand and close my eyes. The room is silent but my soul is in hysterics. Can you keep a secret? I open my eyes, slightly afraid of letting my heart take lead. Can you keep a secret? My mind begs me to find solitude in the silence. Begs me to find content with being alone. Can you keep a secret? I say aloud. Silence... I love you. I close my eyes and smile, Knowing this secret will be kept. I slumber knowing the possibility of reject is none. I awake in the morning to find you staring into me. Your mind free. Your heart oblivious to the gift I have given it. As if they could speak, your brown eyes seem to say quietly, in fear of your own heart knowing the secret.. Your secret is safe with me.
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Oct 4, 2014
Oct 4, 2014 at 2:04 AM UTC
Can You Keep A Secret?
I ponder the what ifs and will be's. What if I love you with all that's left? Will it be enough? What if I open my heart to a new beginning? Will it be taken lightly or will it take my life by storm? What if you love me back? Will it be enough to put back all the pieces that are missing? What if you break through to me? Will it open my eyes to the beauty that is invisible to me? You are seemingly perfect.. Your closed eyes carefully speak into my soul. Is it too soon to say I see you? Is it too soon to say I know you? When is the time to speak up on my findings? Yesterday? Tomorrow.. right now in this moment? You sleep so peacefully next to me as I grasp your hand softly. Do you know? Can you feel the reality of a heartbroken heart dying to be fixed? Dying to be wanted. Dying to be let free. What if I told you? My heart goes to form words that my brain screams will destroy me. Can you keep a secret? I want to wake you with reality. I want to wrap my thoughts with a bow and give them to you with no warning. Will you be there to accept my flaws of the past but hope for the future? Stop my mind yells. I can't take it. Let me free my heart screams. I need to be known. I whisper to you as you lay oblivious to the hope in my eyes and fear in my heart. Can you keep a secret? I kiss your hand and close my eyes. The room is silent but my soul is in hysterics. Can you keep a secret? I open my eyes, slightly afraid of letting my heart take lead. Can you keep a secret? My mind begs me to find solitude in the silence. Begs me to find content with being alone. Can you keep a secret? I say aloud. Silence... I love you. I close my eyes and smile, Knowing this secret will be kept. I slumber knowing the possibility of reject is none. I awake in the morning to find you staring into me. Your mind free. Your heart oblivious to the gift I have given it. As if they could speak, your brown eyes seem to say quietly, in fear of your own heart knowing the secret.. Your secret is safe with me.
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dad is in the garage. days into spark-light and piles of polyethylene etched. soon, he says. as grandaddy laughs, rattling the icebox for more beer. dad’s homemade android: the thing. like a doll polished & grinning, it dances for us in the kitchen. the dog barks, chained in the backyard. the thing, do-si-dos for a laugh, catches a glimpse of the trees beyond the yard, overheats, circuits popping into a limp heap of pieces. dead. left to mold-over in the garage. the days. the rain. the cats tiptoeing along the edge of fences across the street. the dog barking, chained, & snapped. dead beneath a truck. dad is in hysterics. dad is in the garage, weeks in and his soaked red knuckles. mom is drinking with grandaddy. they rattle the icebox. the dog. the dog dances for us in the kitchen, reboots and sits. it digs a pit all night and buries three cats there. it sleeps on the mound. it never barks. it waits there in the backyard, still & staring into the trees. the trees.
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Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 7:17 AM UTC
altered beast
Then took her by complete surprise; Bursting forth into hysterics I gazed into her glazed, mesmeric eyes **My intention descending like nightmarish haze; *Said **** that merit badge Grandma ***** let the cat out the bag I wanna play*** She's fixin for a lickin And I'm dying to get a taste That ***** glistening so listen Preheat the oven don't need no glove I've got an addiction finna bore in frictionless! Instantly smitten, Her face turned shades of crimson when I finished with "Lets play genital hide & seek - You're it" It's time to remit demented dementia baby I'm not so easy to forget; & I'm shots of splotchy red like syphilis *Don't front like you won't give me the nookie Girl urrbody had a crack at your world famous cookies & I just can't keep my hand out the jar* Tonight I'll wrestle a cougar with my bare hands
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Apr 20, 2014
Apr 20, 2014 at 4:20 AM UTC
Today I helped an old lady cross the street
I remember the day when we went out for a drink or two I remember it so vividly in this old box of mine that rests wearily upon my shoulders I recall taking you back to work "I'll pick you up at eight" I said to you I did Then of course we called up the old gang you and I and went in search of mayhem loose women and looser talk Not much on the former, eh, o' buddy o' mine Oh no, but plenty of the latter which is usually the case You had just been introduced to a **** cider that you gulped like a drowning musk rat then you were sick and we called out the staff who hurried and hustled with a bucket of their finest tap water I watched in hysterics as I patted your back and watched the street lights as they made your innards glisten AND THE SHINE! Oh, that perfect shine as the water washed away your remains Poetic foreshadowing I am afraid, mate as a bucket called Cadillac washed up your remains many years later over the asphalt AND THE SHINE! Oh, that perfect shine that a once pure immaculate light that was your enduring spirit had waned long before the wax melted.
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Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 9:52 PM UTC
Shine
I truly fail to understand Why it’s gotten out of hand. It seems so very odd There are so many God Is supposed to have ordained Some aren’t even trained. There is an absolute dearth Of an actual true rebirth In the revivifying blood of Jesus. It’s almost like allergic sneezes. Pastures full of pastors. Priests and beasts. Defectors and rectors. Pickers and vicars. Bleachers full of preachers. Clerics and hysterics. Papal delegates and celibates. Televangelists and Adventists And hostile Pentecostals. We are becoming overrun With an ecumenical kind of fun In which before we can holler Another puts on a backward collar And starts tell us what to do. When the rebirthing is through They are on their park soapbox And ******** about our Xbox; Telling us what we should watch And the coffee in our coffee klatch Is unGodly because Jesus never drank it. Makes me want to grab and spank it Before it multiplies. Jerks, those guys. Pastures full of pastors. Priests and beasts. Defectors and rectors. Pickers and vicars. Bleachers full of preachers. Clerics and hysterics. Papal delegates and celibates. Televangelists and Adventists And hostile Pentecostals.
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Feb 28, 2016
Feb 28, 2016 at 12:34 AM UTC
DIVINE INNER INVENTION
She sees left and right whilst upside down, laughing in hysterics at idealistic semantics. She jauntily journeys to and from small towns, smiling dead smiles at boys being subtly romantic. They all want her, the mean queen without a crown, to be captured by one or another comely fellow. They all see the lies, under painted makeup thick as a clowns, she tells with those brown eyes shaded in true yellow. I see her, my child, my dear, my eyes look around shiftily calculating the great fortunes I would pay to knot fingers in her hair, to hear her heart pound. There she goes now, along on her merry way. Not that I would join in all the lads attempting her heart, for fear of the magnificent nothings I would say. I imagine my presence would give her quite the start, when she sees I'm true yellow, being born to be afraid.
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Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 12:49 PM UTC
True Yellow
I inserted a suppository right after I had been using super glue. My hand is stuck in my **** and I don't know what I'm going to do. When I went to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed. They were in hysterics from laughter and they called me daft. When they laughed, it offended me so I kicked the doctors below the belt. They kicked me out and blacklisted me because they didn't like how it felt. Because of my problem, I can't drive a car or ride my bike. I can't afford a taxi so to get to places, I have to hitchhike. The drivers also laugh and I have to slap them to make them keep their mouths shut. It's been three years and I don't think I'll ever be able to get my hand out of my ****
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Apr 14, 2015
Apr 14, 2015 at 5:23 PM UTC
My Hand Is Stuck In My ****
mechanical wonders are they! the greatness of ever-changing plains withered weathering willows which wallow in the wake of winds, shriveling, sniffling, cynical twins. solaris, the fantastical bringer of light! oh how we lift our faces in your fruit-bearing gaze. our thanks for extinguishing the inky blight, you have given us sight. we miserable, entangled creatures in locks and chains, at the mercy of the return of your fiery blaze. we rely on Pandora’s final curiosity and during times of ultimate crisis, we wish for you and pray for catharsis. but your sister… luna, you wretched being, wrecker of sanity! oh how you unravel the psyche, fibrous ends, intertwining tapestries meticulously woven yet disassembled so quickly. we are aghast at the horrors with which you plague us. each stare through the mirror, reversed pools of vanity freckles of light fall from their places on weary onlookers’ shadowy faces as they melt in the hysterics of your obscure domain. finally a farewell, an intonation of speech: “good-bye.” discombobulated words, addressed to each; for one sister revitalizes that which the other hath slain.
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Apr 4, 2019
Apr 4, 2019 at 11:09 PM UTC
solaris / luna
The needle scratches as I thump the arm vinyl on wooden casket illuminates in the eerie half light unseen voices echo distorted as dusty sleeves reveal their inner thoughts they station themselves between the speakers spouting yesterday's memories as once more the needle relaxes me and 33 going on 45 leaves me in hysterics laughing for my own amusement as Sinatra on helium sings I did it my way.
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Feb 10, 2013
Feb 10, 2013 at 10:15 PM UTC
Needles and Helium
The daydream-y miss gazes out the watchtower of enchantment, heart atrophied, neck bound in a Gordian Knot, riding nautical swells of fear and love that ebb and flow in cursed duality Calling to the cavalry trouper in subdued hysterics who, in an oceanic barrel surge, will sever her lasso collar and rebind their anchor hearts in blood knots, ascending the ranks, he will earn the highest standing stripes of Strength, Honour, and Equanimity
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Mar 23, 2014
Mar 23, 2014 at 2:23 PM UTC
Anchor Hearts & Blood Knots
uncomfortable itching skin wooly sweater clung around my neck. closed fist around my chest. tip-toeing, balancing upon eggshells around myself. unwilling to utter the two syllables. thoughts tugging on leash, restricted corners too dangerous for venture. fear of the uncomfort, of acceptance. but there are times where self-control is out of reach where it strays, undetected. heaviness of slumber suppresses barriers, finding my way back to you. and for those eight hours i find me in your arms, dancing to jazz tunes. and for those eight hours you lips taste of peppermint and cigarettes. and for those eight hours i finally feel the comforting warmth of your voice and the musical tones of your laughter. to my dismay, the sun ultimately rises and time comes that i must wake once again. brief moments of normality and confined happiness. once again the cold sinks in and my chest concretes, lump in throat and strained vocal chords. once again i find myself on the ledge of sanity and hysterics. and then i realize i've always been this way.
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Oct 22, 2013
Oct 22, 2013 at 1:05 AM UTC
nyquil blanket
Life’s a ***** you must surely agree, There are so many reasons that show this to me, For instance, I just get the hang of the words to a song, Then I find out the words I’ve been singing are wrong. And why when out to dinner to impress a young lady, Does my sleeve end up doing the “crawl” in the gravy? Or sat at the bar; comes the moment to kiss, Do I lean forward coolly and utterly miss? Toppling face first from that three legged stool, As I grin up inanely from a best bitter pool. I remember my sports car, fast and blue, With the wind in my hair, she really flew, Strong and good looking, and to my touch, compliant, (Though I did once get “burnt off” by a Robin Reliant.) But “No” I digress, the story to tell, Is the first time I took out a young girl called Michelle, She had a nice smile; I thought she was great, I walked her from her door, and held open the gate, We got in the car, and made ready to go, For a meal for two in a candlelit glow, I turned the ignition and clickety click, Nice time to choose for the starter to stick, Under the car with a spanner and torch, Whilst Michelle spent the evening sat on her porch. And when I got married, Thought thank God that’s all over, Now for a life of roses and clover, Ha, Ha - not on your life, not on your nelly, Not like it is when they do it on telly, I mean, when they’re in bed and they fancy a nibble, You don’t see them smile and then start to dribble, So your lover has hysterics, fit to bust, Which doesn’t do much for the ***** of lust! And in romantic movies - where are the tissues? You see, for me, these just aren’t small issues. So one thing I’ve learned and drawn a conclusion, Is that life being perfect is just an illusion, And it’s best not to worry about small imperfection, For deep down philosophy’s just pure conjection, So a far better line to put an end to this fable, Is “Just laugh and just love as much as you’re able”.
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Jan 18, 2012
Jan 18, 2012 at 6:45 AM UTC
Life's a *****
Life’s a ***** you must surely agree, There are so many reasons that show this to me, For instance, I just get the hang of the words to a song, Then I find out the words I’ve been singing are wrong. And why when out to dinner to impress a young lady, Does my sleeve end up doing the “crawl” in the gravy? Or sat at the bar; comes the moment to kiss, Do I lean forward coolly and utterly miss? Toppling face first from that three legged stool, As I grin up inanely from a best bitter pool. I remember my sports car, fast and blue, With the wind in my hair, she really flew, Strong and good looking, and to my touch, compliant, (Though I did once get “burnt off” by a Robin Reliant.) But “No” I digress, the story to tell, Is the first time I took out a young girl called Michelle, She had a nice smile; I thought she was great, I walked her from her door, and held open the gate, We got in the car, and made ready to go, For a meal for two in a candlelit glow, I turned the ignition and clickety click, Nice time to choose for the starter to stick, Under the car with a spanner and torch, Whilst Michelle spent the evening sat on her porch. And when I got married, Thought thank God that’s all over, Now for a life of roses and clover, Ha, Ha - not on your life, not on your nelly, Not like it is when they do it on telly, I mean, when they’re in bed and they fancy a nibble, You don’t see them smile and then start to dribble, So your lover has hysterics, fit to bust, Which doesn’t do much for the ***** of lust! And in romantic movies - where are the tissues? You see, for me, these just aren’t small issues. So one thing I’ve learned and drawn a conclusion, Is that life being perfect is just an illusion, And it’s best not to worry about small imperfection, For deep down philosophy’s just pure conjection, So a far better line to put an end to this fable, Is “Just laugh and just love as much as you’re able”.
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I know that I'm different Got something inside me That makes loads of people's first instinct to fight me For they sense my capability For I have an ability I'm bigger than me I'm bigger than one My message could spread like warmth from the sun I'm my mother's spirit I'm the sense in a lyric I'm so much to say... it comes out as hysterics I'm pro and I'm con, disadvantage and merit All at the same time All in the same line It's crazy how poetry and art have evolved How with lack of formula and rules... I'm resolved To be what feeling dictates Writing, sketching, rapping, singing, praying... kneeling I can only describe this feeling as "great!"
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Oct 31, 2012
Oct 31, 2012 at 6:02 AM UTC
GR8!
you reach the bright light that enticed you and you walk into a white, glistening room. there is a boy, the kind that reminds you of autumn leaves or the ocean during a storm, standing behind a cozy chair. "hello," he manages with a pained smile. his voice is rugged and deep, but sad. he motions for you to sit down, and sits across from you. after a moment of resting his face in his hands, he looks up to tell you that he was waiting for you. his voice cracks and his fist clenches as he says, "we were soulmates," his eyes are piercing as they fill with tears. "this isn't right," he croaks out. he leans back, swallows, and tries to gather himself. after a moment he sits forward in his chair and his eyes trace your features; he can't pull them as he says "god, you  are  beautiful." he takes a deep breath. "we were going to meet at twenty-three," his eyes still glued to you. "i just don't know what i'm supposed to do without you," he looks at his left hand, rips off the ring and throws it, now in hysterics. "we were soulmates" he cries, and paces, aware that he's running out of time. "you shouldn't have done it!" he screams, tears rolling down his cheeks. you remain completely still, you couldn't move if you wanted to. "if only you wouldn't have done it," he sobs. and all at once, he disappears, and you are left in a plain white room, alone with two chairs. if only you wouldn't have done it.
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May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 5:32 PM UTC
don't go into the light