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When his Gillette slices the Cake you give And your Ribbon shows what a Prune he was It's time to kick his Sorry *** and Live Then realise he is below your Class The School Council has met; and Verdict's sent To advise the Nerds which Athletes are bane But if you give an Artist a worth-time's spent He will give the Cherriest Mood insane Try to open your Doors, dear Fruitful One For once, know that Other Hearts do exist If you can sing where the Hill's Grass grow some Then you know which Plate is worthy to fix. Now in this Picnic my Noodles grow full From this Prune-Cake made and sliced from his Soul.
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Mar 7, 2013
Mar 7, 2013 at 10:54 PM UTC
MANHOOD FOLLY
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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Jan 28, 2013
Jan 28, 2013 at 8:28 PM UTC
The Woman
She is equipped with sensitive ******* and those other secret places that ladies give out as prizes to deserving guys as long as they adopt the right disguises of gods, gurus, intellectual giants, goats, children, father figures, macho brutes, sugar-daddies, supermen, seminal vessels, house-repairers, jar openers, jocks, hate objects, handy shoulders to cry on, emotional support systems, sensitive, intuitive, yet strong silent types who can also pay the bills, tall dark and handsome total strangers, toy boys, clowns, jugglers, jokers, millionaires, wood choppers, ******* removers, bottomless reservoirs of reassurance or just plain spunky studs when the moon is right. In fact, anything but woffly wimps. Oh God, no.  Anything but woffly wimps. Yes, but what about stoic, steadfast SNAGS, you know, the Sensitive New Age Guys who won’t face-shift for a **** Yes, well, let's try to sum all this up here right now. I think that the woman is dripping with a brimming reservoir of luscious and sensitive resources on tap for   the man who can figure out her cosmic kaleidoscope   of swirling dreams and desires, which is definitely not to say she can’t be totally independent. Although please don't be confused. Friendly boy-next-door types who are handsome, aren't too hairy, who like to laugh, who have a boyish braggadocio, who are students, who appear to be intellectuals, who are not nerds, and who can **** it in the kitchen, who  can be oh, so cool, who can convince a maiden that she is in distress, and is in need of rescuing, while he has a swaggering hard-on will do, too. Oooh. You devil. And if you think this poem is misogynist, misanthropic or myopic, well, I’ve been around and by now, well, I really should be panoptic because I’ve seen all the fads, and really, it’s sadly too bad about those poor old earnest SNAGS. But you know what? I don't think I understand anything, because I'm really a victim of worshiping women. I'm bedazzled and as blind as the next man, and yes, I'm just happy whenever I'm with them.
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drinking all night, watching a soulless reptile talk about his company and trying to sell a sea of nerds overpriced videogames drinking all night on some ***** LA heat
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Jun 19, 2018
Jun 19, 2018 at 8:11 PM UTC
back from E3
I Craw in the Urban Jungle night after night, making shadows my best friend Because my pale skin would get sunburn in the day time. Many of you have read about me on the internet, But don't know if we exist like the Yeti or Bigfoot Every now and then you see photos of me and hear stories about our existence But here I am, White, Nerdy and…. Nerdy Nerdy like the Nerds falling out of the box and skipping on the floor of my lair (or my parents basement whatever you call it). Some moments you will find me praying to my shrine for my savior, Weird Al Yankovic Many of you may call us “ Losers” But let me take a moment to tell you why you are wrong, in every way. First off, We are not losers we just win at things that you don't care about Like the Rubik's Cube, Dungeon and Dragons, and Larping We don’t care about making friends, getting the poo tang, or getting high off of our ***** No we are too occupied trying to plan how we will survive the zombie apocalypse, Or debating on if Star Wars is better than Star Track. We are too busy reading comic books, Leveling up our one handedness On Skyrim of course. You think that we are hideous, But in all reality, my acne improves my defenses against mother nature, My braces are actually tools that government uses so they can reflect solar flares back to space I'm ugly because god decided to make me pick up girls on ******** mode because before you Meet me it was way too easy. Many of you think that we are weak I may have spaghetti arms, no abs, but you know what, no problem, Because if you look at my shadow, you see someone that 10 feet tall and bulletproof I am a nerd, hear me roar. My roar breaks your paper thin confidence As it just floats in the wind like leaves, leaving the tree in October My roar will rock your house with all of your friends leaving you alone because in the end, you May be popular but lets be honest, who are your real friends? Call me weak, I dare you Being a nerd has taught me many things Like don't eat cake because it is deceiving And that Neo should of taken the blue pill Because that movie series was terrible. And that DC Comics is the best, ***** Marvel But the one thing it taught me the most is that be proud of myself.
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Jan 30, 2014
Jan 30, 2014 at 10:03 PM UTC
I Am a Nerd, Hear Me Roar
I Craw in the Urban Jungle night after night, making shadows my best friend Because my pale skin would get sunburn in the day time. Many of you have read about me on the internet, But don't know if we exist like the Yeti or Bigfoot Every now and then you see photos of me and hear stories about our existence But here I am, White, Nerdy and…. Nerdy Nerdy like the Nerds falling out of the box and skipping on the floor of my lair (or my parents basement whatever you call it). Some moments you will find me praying to my shrine for my savior, Weird Al Yankovic Many of you may call us “ Losers” But let me take a moment to tell you why you are wrong, in every way. First off, We are not losers we just win at things that you don't care about Like the Rubik's Cube, Dungeon and Dragons, and Larping We don’t care about making friends, getting the poo tang, or getting high off of our ***** No we are too occupied trying to plan how we will survive the zombie apocalypse, Or debating on if Star Wars is better than Star Track. We are too busy reading comic books, Leveling up our one handedness On Skyrim of course. You think that we are hideous, But in all reality, my acne improves my defenses against mother nature, My braces are actually tools that government uses so they can reflect solar flares back to space I'm ugly because god decided to make me pick up girls on ******** mode because before you Meet me it was way too easy. Many of you think that we are weak I may have spaghetti arms, no abs, but you know what, no problem, Because if you look at my shadow, you see someone that 10 feet tall and bulletproof I am a nerd, hear me roar. My roar breaks your paper thin confidence As it just floats in the wind like leaves, leaving the tree in October My roar will rock your house with all of your friends leaving you alone because in the end, you May be popular but lets be honest, who are your real friends? Call me weak, I dare you Being a nerd has taught me many things Like don't eat cake because it is deceiving And that Neo should of taken the blue pill Because that movie series was terrible. And that DC Comics is the best, ***** Marvel But the one thing it taught me the most is that be proud of myself.
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Nerds, Geeks, Fanboys or Girls We are more than your Sheldon We love our worlds Our passion is more than T-Shirt Deep. You've seen Spider-Man? Good for you! I can tell you in which issue Gwen Stacey dies I can spoil 4 future seasons of Game of Thrones and no I didn't need a ****** show; Walking Dead.......whatever been doing that since 2001 Our entertainment is far from the television or movie You buy your toy or your ticket but don't think you know us. We created these worlds they are by us and for us We are not just maladjusted brainiacs we feel deeper and want more You watch; we experience We fly through the sky on the backs of dragons We know the regenerations of The Doctor We don't just relate To fiction, but THROUGH fiction. We know the Allomantic properties of pewter You don't.....? Wait a year, you will...
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May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 8:31 AM UTC
We are more than Sheldon
Gender ****** truth pretender parents send her life defender he's a ****** slimy maggot feeling ragged bag and tag it hurting words spitting herds cheezy curds stupid nerds mental case dizzy space ugly face **** my race Time to kneel grab a feel scary tweel innocence steal Eat a steak garden rake veggie snake life forsake Not pretend we defend savior send the end
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Aug 31, 2018
Aug 31, 2018 at 11:58 AM UTC
Missed Understanding
I swear I'm dateable! well that's debatable because I'm a complete nerd with a bad record, yeah that's relatable Anyway I might as well put my cards on the table I'm a poet but you know this but I'm currently available I'm unswayable, once I'm yours I'm yours I **** at making first moves but I'll gladly open doors Texts every morning? you got that Want food? I'll go out of my way to buy that Bad day? on my chest you can lay or in between your legs My tounge can play while I get rid of that headache Need to cry? I'll be by your side Cramping? heating pads n chocolate I'll provide... Now ladies you may wonder... why have all my choices been so rotten? Speaking for guys like me.. we don't get out too often. NERDS!
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Nov 22, 2014
Nov 22, 2014 at 4:08 PM UTC
Dare To Date a Nerd
angry men, get more done, but angry men die very young you see my dad was always getting angry, nobody knows why he did you see he was waiting for the perfect time to stop treating me like a kid you see dad was angry at me because i didn’t clean my computer table and he also was angry at me for converting to the cindrella cleaning system you see angry men get things done, but they also die very young, dad was young, at age 75 i miss his helpful side, by helping me understand the computer like art colony, writers cafe, and hello poetry and FACEBOOK, man you see i hated dads frown, you see angry people die very young i am not one of those angry people, that is why i am frustrated because people are trying to push my nice side up to space and my evil side i want to get rid of, cause, i am not shy to look ******** but i am a complete normie, only nerds are angry, very angry nerds they will die very young, very very young i hated my dads angriness, cause he hyped me up i knew dad would die first, because he show his happy side like me i am not living in the past for anyone dad was angry, he helped me with the computer, i say thanks to the paranormal dad but i still thought that dad was a cranky man hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old cranky dad i know dad isn’t teasing, but he is an old cranky dad i am the happiest dude in canberra, happier than anyone i help the poor, i help the poor an old cranky dad sits there up on cloud 9 wanting pat has powers to take old hags out of people old hags who are trying to be cool kids ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD i am a cool young dude, i have a lot of fun
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Mar 2, 2015
Mar 2, 2015 at 5:03 AM UTC
angry men get things done, angry men die young, i am not angry i am happy
angry men, get more done, but angry men die very young you see my dad was always getting angry, nobody knows why he did you see he was waiting for the perfect time to stop treating me like a kid you see dad was angry at me because i didn’t clean my computer table and he also was angry at me for converting to the cindrella cleaning system you see angry men get things done, but they also die very young, dad was young, at age 75 i miss his helpful side, by helping me understand the computer like art colony, writers cafe, and hello poetry and FACEBOOK, man you see i hated dads frown, you see angry people die very young i am not one of those angry people, that is why i am frustrated because people are trying to push my nice side up to space and my evil side i want to get rid of, cause, i am not shy to look ******** but i am a complete normie, only nerds are angry, very angry nerds they will die very young, very very young i hated my dads angriness, cause he hyped me up i knew dad would die first, because he show his happy side like me i am not living in the past for anyone dad was angry, he helped me with the computer, i say thanks to the paranormal dad but i still thought that dad was a cranky man hail to the yobbos the yobbos the yobbos hail to the yobbos and the old cranky dad i know dad isn’t teasing, but he is an old cranky dad i am the happiest dude in canberra, happier than anyone i help the poor, i help the poor an old cranky dad sits there up on cloud 9 wanting pat has powers to take old hags out of people old hags who are trying to be cool kids ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD ANGRY MEN GET THINGS DONE, BUT THEY DIE YOUNG LIKE DAD i am a cool young dude, i have a lot of fun
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all my life ive only thought of one thing YOU you are why i got an education why i tried so hard to make beautiful things with my hands why i got dressed up why i learned to sing and dance why i never stopped trying to make a living why i always went to the gym and worked out to be diamond hard why i was polite or inconsolable why i ran seven miles a day why i tried to be charming why i could never stop playing with myself why i got through james joyce why i learned conversational hypnosis neuro linguistics magick and witch craft to invoke a spell that would compel YOU to dance the wiggle wiggle naked from hot rhythms and slow melodic sways as i prayed burning blood red candles during the darkest moon for adorations with endless masturbations to your beautiful *** and feet for tender red lipped mercies kisses kisses kisses because you are beauty piqued from your golden angelic head soft silken hair to your sweet pink arched feet and twinkling painted toes magnetized to yank my eyes and be your **** boy *** toy my goddess glitter **** queen of heaven all paradise any man needs BUT sometimes i couldn't have YOU and it velvet crushed me taught me hopelessness broke my will gave me fear made me cry and shiver inside tore my heart to smithereens twisted my in-nerds like jagged metal melting me as i spiraled down into madness all burning veins of fire until inferiority dragged deep suffocating me shuddery like winters midnight freeze and howling winds through hollow desolations marrow-less bones
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Feb 4, 2017
Feb 4, 2017 at 1:25 PM UTC
Vulnerable
all my life ive only thought of one thing YOU you are why i got an education why i tried so hard to make beautiful things with my hands why i got dressed up why i learned to sing and dance why i never stopped trying to make a living why i always went to the gym and worked out to be diamond hard why i was polite or inconsolable why i ran seven miles a day why i tried to be charming why i could never stop playing with myself why i got through james joyce why i learned conversational hypnosis neuro linguistics magick and witch craft to invoke a spell that would compel YOU to dance the wiggle wiggle naked from hot rhythms and slow melodic sways as i prayed burning blood red candles during the darkest moon for adorations with endless masturbations to your beautiful *** and feet for tender red lipped mercies kisses kisses kisses because you are beauty piqued from your golden angelic head soft silken hair to your sweet pink arched feet and twinkling painted toes magnetized to yank my eyes and be your **** boy *** toy my goddess glitter **** queen of heaven all paradise any man needs BUT sometimes i couldn't have YOU and it velvet crushed me taught me hopelessness broke my will gave me fear made me cry and shiver inside tore my heart to smithereens twisted my in-nerds like jagged metal melting me as i spiraled down into madness all burning veins of fire until inferiority dragged deep suffocating me shuddery like winters midnight freeze and howling winds through hollow desolations marrow-less bones
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You should have been the soul that Edgar Allen Poe loved, So that he wouldn't have died miserable and alone, You are the Morticia to my Gomez; deadly in love, We would make a quirky Addams family, bar none, I love the nerds in us and the banter of annoyance, I love the moments of radiant love and our nature of being different, 'Cause we did meet exceptionally over persistence, And we accept each other regardless of difference, I wish that our love will remain eternal, Narrated by Obi-Wan, With a theme song by John Williams, Directed by Lucas, nah, we don't need direction, I do know, we need a Queen, and that's you my puddin'! Leia to my Solo, A Queen-B-lovin'-Quinn to my Joker, A die-hard Drake lover with a heart for the Dark Side, This Vader loves his Amidala, xoxoxo, We would revel on any side but the holy! May this love never fade, and be full of surprises, But not the kind where there is nasi lemak with no ikan bilis! But you make the best **** nasi lemak, sigh, I'm forever grateful for my Babloo I'm forever grateful that you're by my side, My Annabel Lee, I'm grateful Poe never met you, 'Cause you're all mine!
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Feb 13, 2017
Feb 13, 2017 at 9:35 PM UTC
Unconventional Love
who the hell doesn’t want to be a Jedi seriously you can control the force and **** siting   on you couch playing cod all you want is the Mt due in the fridge an don't want to get up force that **** over to you like really come on you think this stuff is for nerds no its not don’t think for one seconded that you didn’t liked something nerdy hid it from your friends *** they thought it wasn’t cool because you have you may not remember but you did. there had to be a moment were you wanted to be a Jedi or join the rebellion or even the empire. But now you all act to cool for **** why not go back to you child hood and remember how much fun you had playing lightsabers, wands and Nurf stuff also when you came upon an automatic door an acted that you used the force on it am I right or am I just a fool I know every generation had their wish to be’s. Maybe you weren’t a WARS fan maybe you were a Treckie or one for the Doctor and his big blue box or a Wizard with an owl but at least once in your life you were a nerd or a fanboy or a fangirl over what you saw as the coolest thing. Now once again who da hell wishes they were a fracking Jedi, star fleet officer, a companion of the Doctor or even a student of Hogwarts Raise yo hand now.
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Jan 28, 2014
Jan 28, 2014 at 9:28 PM UTC
Being a jedi
Funny men in tall chef hats Marching about so wildly Stone soup and humble pie Main course and dessert delight Give me a dose And that girl two Vanity, her dream come true Narcissistic uncaring and cold A mid-evil blunder So daring and bold Spoiled brats And rotting Brauts Sugared too sweet Not telling the truth The gossip And all The Court jester The village idiot He sinks to the bottom She cheers to the top It's amazing the wonder The high school scene The many things That relate to its sheen The short stout bakers Making profit from weakness Some goods so smooth Some just the opposite The geeks and nerds Hackers and slackers Jocks with jerseys And rebels with rock Serve up course two and three Let's make it a festival Just you and me Vanity and sheen Were just getting started This is high school This mid-evil concert For four years we live it A new melody A new song It's not the end But the struggle Is on.
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Oct 6, 2010
Oct 6, 2010 at 1:04 AM UTC
Funny Men In Tall Chef Hats
For the readers Nerds, geeks, book lovers Wizards, Hobbits, and Tributes, believing in unseeable lands. Minds grow restless to travel through the fluttering pages of these paper portals, Bookmark today and visit another version of reality. Brave enough to love people they can’t see. People they will never meet People who would understand them The way no one else does Smart enough to know this world isn't worth staying Dystopian lands often favorable To our own growing demise Wholeheartedly believing in the fictional and loving the unreal. Attempts to turn the nonfiction fiction To self hypnotize away today's chaos You must have one hell of a heart to seek refuge in another's imagination, and be able come back to reality when your done and try to to love this world.
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Nov 8, 2018
Nov 8, 2018 at 1:42 PM UTC
For the readers
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Jan 16, 2015
Jan 16, 2015 at 6:09 PM UTC
I HATE OLD HAGS DISCIPLINING ME, BUDDY
HATE BEING THE ONE THAT HAS TO BEHAVE YOU SEE, I KNOW MY BROTHER IS ALLOWED TO SAY WHAT HE WANTS BUT I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I SAY, SOMETIMES I AM JUST BEING COOL I HATE PEOPLE TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE GOOD, LIKE MY PERFECT FAMILY IT’S HARD TO DISCIPLINED TO, JUST BECAUSE, I MUCKED WITH THE OLD FOGIES I HATE, HOW PEOPLE TREAT ME LIKE A TOTAL AND UTTER LOSER YOU SEE, WHY DO PEOPLE TRY AND DISCIPLINE ME, I FIND IT HARD LIKE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I HATED DADS DISCIPLINE RULE I CAN’T HELP IT, IF I AM A NICE PERSON YOU SEE, IF I GOOF UP, I AM TOLD, I HAVE NO MATES ANYMORE ALL BECAUSE I SAID SOMETHING OUT OF LINE I KNOW MY BROTHER HAS A WIFE AND KIDS, AND WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE, PEOPLE ONLY LIKING ME IF I BEHAVE, CAUSE I AM COOL, MAN, THE COOLEST DUDE IN CANBERRA I HATE WHEN I HEAR THE VOICES BE LIKE US, WHEN I EXPRESS MYSELF OVER THE WEB YOU SEE, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE NICE, I AM A COOL AND REGULAR GUY I DESERVE TO BE LIKED, I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKED FOR BEING PATHETIC, NO WAY I HAD VOICES FROM THE PARANORMAL, YA SEE I AM A NICE COOL PERSON WHY CAN’T I ENJOY THINGS, JUST BECAUSE I ****** OFF PEOPLE I FEEL IF I SEE THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL SAY TO ME, I WAS WRONG BUT I HATE BEING DISCIPLINED, PLEASE DON’T DISCIPLINE ME I AM 45, AND I AIN’T COMMITTING ANY CRIMES, I AM STILL SEEING THESE DUDES I USED TO GET DRUNK WITH, SOME WERE GOOD BLOKES IT’S JUST THAT BACK THEN, I WASN’T PREPARED FOR OUR OUTINGS I LIKE FOOTBALL, AND I LIKE GOING OUT HAVING FUN AND I DON’T WANT TO BE TOLD TO BEHAVE MYSELF I HATED BEING TREATED LIKE A NICE AND POLITE MAN WHILE MY MATES CAN BE LEFT ALONE, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I HATE THAT MAN KEN, I HAVE TO BEHAVE FOR HIM I CAN’T STAND BEHAVING FOR ANYONE, BEHAVING IS DUNB AND BEHAVING IS WRONG I HATE CATHOLIC MORALS, AND I HATE DISCIPLINE, BUT I FEEL ONLY OLD FOGIES HAVE DISCIPLINE MORALS I TRY AND BE GOOD, WHEN I GO OUT TO EVENTS, BUTB SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO EXCEPT DISCIPLINE CAUSE WHY CAN’T I JUST BE ALLOWED TO MAKE A BIT OF NOISE I AM ON MEDICATION, YA SEE IT’S MY DESTINATION, I WANT TO BE HAPPY, SO I TAKE MEDICATION I THOUGHT DAD WAS STARTING TO SEE MY WAY OF LIFE, YOU SEE, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE A GOOD BOY BEING A GOOD BOY DOESN’T WORK FOR ME I WANT TO BE NORMAL, I WANT TO BE LIKED I SING A SONG, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A BEER WITH BAZ BOY, CAUSE HE TRIED TO JUST THINK I LIKED DISCIPLINE I HATE BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP, IF YOU WANT ME TO SHUT UP, I WILL NEVER SHUT UP, CAUSE, I FOLLOW MY OWN STYLE WHICH IS FUN, I BELIEVE IN HAVING FUN WHEREVER I GO OUT INTO THIS WORLD I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CAN’T REALISE, I HATE DISCIPLINE, I DON’T WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE I AM TOO WOOSEY FOR LIFE I HATE BEING TOLD I HAVE TO BEHAVE, WHY DON’T YOU BEHAVE, YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE, YOUR A TOTAL LOSER, BUDDY OLE BOY OLE CHUM OLE PAL I AM GOING TO THE BOTANIC GARDENS TONIGHT, BUT I DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH DISCIPLINE LOVING NERDS I DON’T DO BEHAVING, OK I WILL NEVER DO BEHAVING, I HATE BEING TREATED LIKE AN OLD FOGIE I AM A COOL MIDDLE AGER, WHO LOVES TO PARTY STOP DISCIPLINING ME, YA **** OR I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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Which of your Favourites you take to Trust And hoping One of them will fill your Void So Alone, though in Many you Adjust Though their trifle pertinence you carry Those Nerds ahead just consider you Strange Yet Groupies counteract with their own Praise Now who is Correct? They sit at the Lounge Then settle to offer your own Fresh Space That around your College are Ideals formed When Some in Prayer may publish their Book Took you as a Model; And Critics scorned See their Used Lives in a Better Outlook. You just have to Smile; And Happy you did Fan their Frustrations of that Love you hid.
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Mar 11, 2013
Mar 11, 2013 at 2:51 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - FOURTY-ONE - TOM DALEY
Read random books And take some pics Eat bacon, soup and.. oh a Sandwich Add it to your story And add stickers, lips Drive a BMW and sing a silly song Of? Not even the words of Your "speachless" mind Don't forget to talk out loud Start a live While going out, mad Add "thinker" to your bio pretend You're different than the others, oh not my dear lad! Eww Go to the gym Take pics of your body,  Hola! Isn't that a dream? Make some more friends Then make them cry For your fake pains Dance with the "kiki" song Post it somewhere (mostly to girls) Make sure You are walking on *** son Send follow requests to some **** barbie girls Do not accept guests, and make fun of  fat nerds That's your life Bro! Did I ever protest?
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Jul 29, 2018
Jul 29, 2018 at 7:02 PM UTC
Insta Lad
I hate you. You are awkward and a nerd and obnoxious and theatrical and you always are singing and judging me. You are short and ugly and weak and lame and look like the geek you are. I am embarrassed to show you to my friends and embarrassed that I care so much. and I hate you. For making me fall for you. because this is when I should use my youth to snag the hotties. Not settle for the nerds. But its not settling because you know me better than the **** ever could without even trying. I hate you. No, I hate me for liking you.
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Apr 4, 2012
Apr 4, 2012 at 6:40 PM UTC
Nerd Love
**** yourself… Is what they say To the hopeless girl With the scars scattered across her skin And tears going down her cheeks **** yourself… Is what they say To the frightened boy With glasses pushed upon his nose And school books just ready to learn **** yourself… Is what they say To the independent girl With a very unique flow and attitude And male clothing covering from head to toe **** yourself… Is what they say To the insecure boy With his lips all glossed up with lip-gloss And his hand clutched tightly between another boys’ **** yourself… Is what they say To the outcasts The Self-harmers, As if they aren’t already considering it! To the Nerds, As if they aren’t already being made fun of! To the Transgenders, As if they aren’t already been judged enough! To the Homosexuals, As if they haven’t heard it once before! **** yourself… Is what they say To the Gays The Straights The Geeks, And the Weirdoes **** yourself… Is what they say To the ones who are misunderstood And who are scared to even express themselves… ALL BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! By Zyanneh Frazier
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Sep 29, 2015
Sep 29, 2015 at 6:42 PM UTC
**** Yourself
‘Twas just around the corner in the other street I went there to see someone and them warmly greet. But after I arrived there no one could be seen my hopes were nearly shattered as they were so keen. I looked around and waited for a little while my expectations increased and caused me to smile; when in the road up ahead I could surely see a person coming my way who seemed full of glee. As they got closer to where I was standing still we recognized each other which gave me a thrill. How fortunate it was there when we both did meet it being such a long time since we last did greet. When looking at each other we could really see both of us were quite happy and together be. We hugged and mused on the road where we both then stood and laughed and talked of those things we each thought was good. We also remembered times from our memory when people were happier and a lot more free. Oh how life has bound us all in its tangled web though we hardly realize that it does now ebb. With everything that has past in our lives to date can we all now truly say we were never late in doing all those things that we each had to do and done them in such a way that we knew was true. We looked at each other and said a few more words of what we still had to do just like two old nerds. The time passed quickly by and after saying much we decided to part ways with a final touch. We hugged each other once more and firmly shook hands with thoughts of meeting again in some other lands. So looking straight ahead there both our eyes could see the feelings shared between us then would always be. We both turned to go back to where we had come from and started walking towards that place with a song which we sang in our hearts then of what used to be a feeling of love for all knowing we were free. ________________________
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Nov 26, 2015
Nov 26, 2015 at 3:32 PM UTC
Song of The Last Meeting
‘Twas just around the corner in the other street I went there to see someone and them warmly greet. But after I arrived there no one could be seen my hopes were nearly shattered as they were so keen. I looked around and waited for a little while my expectations increased and caused me to smile; when in the road up ahead I could surely see a person coming my way who seemed full of glee. As they got closer to where I was standing still we recognized each other which gave me a thrill. How fortunate it was there when we both did meet it being such a long time since we last did greet. When looking at each other we could really see both of us were quite happy and together be. We hugged and mused on the road where we both then stood and laughed and talked of those things we each thought was good. We also remembered times from our memory when people were happier and a lot more free. Oh how life has bound us all in its tangled web though we hardly realize that it does now ebb. With everything that has past in our lives to date can we all now truly say we were never late in doing all those things that we each had to do and done them in such a way that we knew was true. We looked at each other and said a few more words of what we still had to do just like two old nerds. The time passed quickly by and after saying much we decided to part ways with a final touch. We hugged each other once more and firmly shook hands with thoughts of meeting again in some other lands. So looking straight ahead there both our eyes could see the feelings shared between us then would always be. We both turned to go back to where we had come from and started walking towards that place with a song which we sang in our hearts then of what used to be a feeling of love for all knowing we were free. ________________________
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I HATE THE IDEA OF SUFFERING, BUT WITH ME THE WAY I AM, I MUST SUFFER, BUT I SUFFER THOUGH BEING TREATED LIKE A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE CAUSE I WORRY ABOUT GETTING TREATED LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY THAT WILL GET THREATENED AND KILLED, YOU SEE I BECAME A BUDDHIST BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SAVED IN MY BELIEFS, EVEN THOUGH ALL RELIGIONS ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE, YOU SEE I LIKE BUDDHISM, CAUSE, I CAN EXPLAIN MY PREVIOUS LIVES, LIKE GREAME THORNE AND PATRICK DUNBAR, 2 8 YEAR OLD BOYS THAT WERE KILLED, BUT I AM STILL SUFFERING BY THE CROWD UP IN THE HEAVENS GETTING GHOSTS OF ED GEIN AND STEVEN BRADLEY AND TED BUNDY, COMES OUT AND FORCES ME TO THROW MYSELF IN GARGAGE HOPPERS AND TIE MYSELF UP WITH VINNIES ROPE IN MITCHELL, SAYING KIDNAP ME TO AN ADULT, YA SEE, I AM A MAN WHO FOLLOWS THE PATH OF BUDDHISM, WHERE, I AM WILLING TO UNDERSTAND OTHER PEOPLE’S VIEWS, I AM SUFFERING THROUGH PATRICKS COOL KID, BECAUSE I COMMITTED A CRIME BACK IN 1990, HE CAN’T SEEM TO EXCEPT, TO LEAVE ME IN, WE ARE NOT AT SCHOOL ANYMORE AND I DON’T DO WHAT I USED TO DO, I LIKE LEARNING HOW TO BE AT PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM FIND ME INNER HAPPINESS UMMMMMMMM TAKE MY MATES OUT OF MY HEAD UMMMMMMM ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAY, MY BROTHER’S NOT AROUND ANYMORE UMMMMMMMM I WANT TO LIVE IN ADELAIDE SOME DAY UMMMMMMMM CAUSE IT’S A VERY FESTIVE CITY FOR ME UM,MMMMMMM TAKE DAD OUT OF MY HEAD, I AM NOT LIKE A YOUNG DUDE TO A **** UMMMMMMMMM LET ME BE REFORMED UMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE, UMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE I DON’T WANT TO TRY AND BE THE ONLY ADULT OUT OF MY OLD MATES I DON’T WANT THAT VOICE WHEN ALL MY PREVIOUS LIVES MY FAMILY PATRICK AND DANIEL AND THE KIDS OF THE PAST ARE FLYING AROUND MY HEAD I HATE PEOPLE TEASING ME IN MY HEAD, UMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO BE A PEACEFUL BUDDHIST MAN I AM NO LONGER A KID OR A LADY, AND I AM NO LONGER A MAN TO A FIGHT I DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID, UNLESS IT’S SHOWING OFF MY STORIES AND **** I AM A BUDDHIST, ARTIST WRITER YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER AND COOL PERSON COMING TO THE MALL WITH HIS COKE UMMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE ONLY YEAH MATE YEAH KIDS OR NERDS CONCENTRATE ON BUDDHISM , I KNOW I AIN’T A NERD I BELIEVE BUDDHISTS MEND EVERY BLADE OF GRASS AND LIKE ME THEY BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION
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Jan 11, 2015
Jan 11, 2015 at 4:57 AM UTC
I HATE SUFFERING, BUT BUDDHISM IS ABOUT SUFFERING TO SAVE THE WORLD, I LIKE SUFFERING TO SAVE THE WORLD
I HATE THE IDEA OF SUFFERING, BUT WITH ME THE WAY I AM, I MUST SUFFER, BUT I SUFFER THOUGH BEING TREATED LIKE A LITTLE YOUNG DUDE CAUSE I WORRY ABOUT GETTING TREATED LIKE THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY THAT WILL GET THREATENED AND KILLED, YOU SEE I BECAME A BUDDHIST BECAUSE I WANT TO BE SAVED IN MY BELIEFS, EVEN THOUGH ALL RELIGIONS ARE TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE, YOU SEE I LIKE BUDDHISM, CAUSE, I CAN EXPLAIN MY PREVIOUS LIVES, LIKE GREAME THORNE AND PATRICK DUNBAR, 2 8 YEAR OLD BOYS THAT WERE KILLED, BUT I AM STILL SUFFERING BY THE CROWD UP IN THE HEAVENS GETTING GHOSTS OF ED GEIN AND STEVEN BRADLEY AND TED BUNDY, COMES OUT AND FORCES ME TO THROW MYSELF IN GARGAGE HOPPERS AND TIE MYSELF UP WITH VINNIES ROPE IN MITCHELL, SAYING KIDNAP ME TO AN ADULT, YA SEE, I AM A MAN WHO FOLLOWS THE PATH OF BUDDHISM, WHERE, I AM WILLING TO UNDERSTAND OTHER PEOPLE’S VIEWS, I AM SUFFERING THROUGH PATRICKS COOL KID, BECAUSE I COMMITTED A CRIME BACK IN 1990, HE CAN’T SEEM TO EXCEPT, TO LEAVE ME IN, WE ARE NOT AT SCHOOL ANYMORE AND I DON’T DO WHAT I USED TO DO, I LIKE LEARNING HOW TO BE AT PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM FIND ME INNER HAPPINESS UMMMMMMMM TAKE MY MATES OUT OF MY HEAD UMMMMMMM ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY SAY, MY BROTHER’S NOT AROUND ANYMORE UMMMMMMMM I WANT TO LIVE IN ADELAIDE SOME DAY UMMMMMMMM CAUSE IT’S A VERY FESTIVE CITY FOR ME UM,MMMMMMM TAKE DAD OUT OF MY HEAD, I AM NOT LIKE A YOUNG DUDE TO A **** UMMMMMMMMM LET ME BE REFORMED UMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE, UMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE I DON’T WANT TO TRY AND BE THE ONLY ADULT OUT OF MY OLD MATES I DON’T WANT THAT VOICE WHEN ALL MY PREVIOUS LIVES MY FAMILY PATRICK AND DANIEL AND THE KIDS OF THE PAST ARE FLYING AROUND MY HEAD I HATE PEOPLE TEASING ME IN MY HEAD, UMMMMMMMMM I WANT TO BE A PEACEFUL BUDDHIST MAN I AM NO LONGER A KID OR A LADY, AND I AM NO LONGER A MAN TO A FIGHT I DON’T WANT TO BE A LITTLE YEAH MATE YEAH KID, UNLESS IT’S SHOWING OFF MY STORIES AND **** I AM A BUDDHIST, ARTIST WRITER YOUTUBE ENTERTAINER AND COOL PERSON COMING TO THE MALL WITH HIS COKE UMMMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE UMMMMMMMM BRING ME PEACE ONLY YEAH MATE YEAH KIDS OR NERDS CONCENTRATE ON BUDDHISM , I KNOW I AIN’T A NERD I BELIEVE BUDDHISTS MEND EVERY BLADE OF GRASS AND LIKE ME THEY BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION
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Computer nerds everywhere tell me, and please share you can now have this in "real time" WHAT ! What the **** Thought all my time was real seams they know better and all I know would not make a book thought my time was relative THANKS ! Computer Nerds Now I have to know my time is real realler than it was yesterday but maybe not realler than tomorrow SO COME ON CoMpuTER NERDS WHAT ! What the **** Is Real Time?
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Mar 15, 2013
Mar 15, 2013 at 6:03 PM UTC
What? Computer Nerd! Is Real Time?
It was daytime: I was seperating siamese twins at the waist Like a government trying to quell a rebellion; I was reconfiguring scarred old wooden toys for Santa; shining scuffed shoes-- pennyloafers with nickels in the slots. It was daytime: I was decapitating red-haired stepchildren who had grown sour from neglect; removing brilliant succubi attached to a wholesome family's soul. I was snacking on a nerds rope, washing babies mouths out with soap, slapping pink cheeked toddlers on their feet.
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Oct 18, 2011
Oct 18, 2011 at 11:54 AM UTC
It Was Daytime
How I used to see myself These eyes that shine through the glass These eyes that water from the smell of grass Yeah I’m allergic, to the constant cut lawn But that’s only one of my flaws that has yet to be drawn As a line, I can only see so far Yet I can see farther without the lens, how bizarre I used to think like I was apart of the trend What society, media, and the news transcend I would try to pretend that I wasn’t what was depicted The type of discrimination made most from fiction I am just a simple person, just like the rest Well, not entirely simple, but nonetheless I need glasses so that I don’t have to squint It makes my life easier yet nerds represent Those with four eyes, under the guise of friendship he was betrayed Cause you’re smart others seek that for comfort I am another person, I left out simple I am unique, not simple, yet I grew up with pimples So not only do you wear glasses but covered in acne I was actually bullied in middle school because of this I was called “acne,” to my face by a girl all day, every day, yes I began to hate my face I hated the feeling it gave me when I looked at the mirror No way in hell was proactive making it clearer I hit puberty harder than I knew with a deep voice, squinty eyes that made me look high, and a cratered face, fat build so I floated like the moon I really hated my figure until I grew I grew into the body that my thoughts would never know I acknowledged myself though And that will remain a fact, I learned I needed to love myself first before I could love another Why? Because to me these eyes that I used to see Would one day have someone staring back and if I didn’t love myself, how could I expect the other to love me I see with these eyes today, looking at myself and see things way incredibly differently I don’t care how others perceive me, From rumors they’ve heard or from the hate that others serve I can care less. All I know is what’s in front of me now These eyes that see more than a few steps in front of me I believe that one day I’ll have more, than a dresser drawer as my art space Something brighter than my own face Right now I can’t help but smile I smile cause I feel like I’ve walked a long mile And honestly, I’ll take each day at a time I see with these glasses sometimes a broken frame And at that point, I normally tape them up And smile again
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 12:42 PM UTC
Reflection
How I used to see myself These eyes that shine through the glass These eyes that water from the smell of grass Yeah I’m allergic, to the constant cut lawn But that’s only one of my flaws that has yet to be drawn As a line, I can only see so far Yet I can see farther without the lens, how bizarre I used to think like I was apart of the trend What society, media, and the news transcend I would try to pretend that I wasn’t what was depicted The type of discrimination made most from fiction I am just a simple person, just like the rest Well, not entirely simple, but nonetheless I need glasses so that I don’t have to squint It makes my life easier yet nerds represent Those with four eyes, under the guise of friendship he was betrayed Cause you’re smart others seek that for comfort I am another person, I left out simple I am unique, not simple, yet I grew up with pimples So not only do you wear glasses but covered in acne I was actually bullied in middle school because of this I was called “acne,” to my face by a girl all day, every day, yes I began to hate my face I hated the feeling it gave me when I looked at the mirror No way in hell was proactive making it clearer I hit puberty harder than I knew with a deep voice, squinty eyes that made me look high, and a cratered face, fat build so I floated like the moon I really hated my figure until I grew I grew into the body that my thoughts would never know I acknowledged myself though And that will remain a fact, I learned I needed to love myself first before I could love another Why? Because to me these eyes that I used to see Would one day have someone staring back and if I didn’t love myself, how could I expect the other to love me I see with these eyes today, looking at myself and see things way incredibly differently I don’t care how others perceive me, From rumors they’ve heard or from the hate that others serve I can care less. All I know is what’s in front of me now These eyes that see more than a few steps in front of me I believe that one day I’ll have more, than a dresser drawer as my art space Something brighter than my own face Right now I can’t help but smile I smile cause I feel like I’ve walked a long mile And honestly, I’ll take each day at a time I see with these glasses sometimes a broken frame And at that point, I normally tape them up And smile again
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