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the racist lesbian who once called me an uppity ****** who forgot where I came from just had a baby in West Virginia who will grow up without a father or any mother to support his escape from a hick-ass town if he even wanted so I can't laugh too hard and I say God Bless 'cause that's what they say where I was raised and if I walk around college calling that white trash it would only mean that she was right
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Apr 17, 2014
Apr 17, 2014 at 2:34 AM UTC
Intersectionality
**†           †           †     A quorum of biblical scholars turned their doubts into thousands of dollars. Armed with Document Q they revealed nothing new but the dirt neath’ the white of their collars. A proud “health & wealth” Oklahoman was renowned as a gospel-tent showman. While the scriptures he twisted, their tithing assisted his rise from poor hick to rich Roman. A sexually diverse professor (assured he was not a transgressor) spoke only of openness glossing sin’s brokenness; rainbows and tolerance—yes sir. A Mormon, who lost his own ephod Realized he was running quite slipshod and invoked Joseph Smith. (Yes, it may be a myth— but it’s not like misplacing your I-pod…) A Christian whose faith was prophetic held to views that were truly pathetic. This crazed Pentecostal, not quite an apostle, had taken an End-Times emetic. A sober and staid Presbyterian was distrustful of thoughts millenarian. After smoking some bud, he awoke with a thud; in his sleep he’d become Rastafarian. A preacher who fleeced his disciples overdrew his own balance of scruples. He was finally captured (defrocked and un-raptured) and rent by his destitute pupils. A sister who waxed Pentecostal, mistook herself for an apostle. Speaking pure glossolalia she sure could regale ya’ with prophecy; crazy—but docile.
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Sep 11, 2015
Sep 11, 2015 at 8:12 AM UTC
Christian Types in Limerick
The Horse Race. The announcer says the horse is at the gate. There is wee ***** on your just silly; Patty shes riding cupcake bite. **** hes on hiccup. The gate open and they are off. It's **** on hiccup, cup cake and wee ***** on just silly. As the get to turn one it's ***** on just silly,Dick has hiccup at second and patty riding third with cupcake. In turn two it's just silly,hiccup and cupcake. Turn four its cupcake,hick just silly And now at the wire you got hiccup just silly and cupcake. People we have to stop the race. Wee ***** on just silly ate patty cupcake which gave him the hiccups.
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May 30, 2014
May 30, 2014 at 7:13 PM UTC
The Horse Race
Born in these hills, taken away when I was three. Son of a coal miner who took my mother, my brother, and me. Drove west to the ocean, Pacific. The kids there called me "hillbilly" and "hick." Said I talked funny. Punched me, kicked me, generally tried their best to make sure I knew I didn’t belong there. And I did not. Eventually, though, I learned to speak like them, dress like them, act as if I was not from Kentucky, my daddy was not Appalachian, that these mountains had no part of me. My only recourse was after the pledge of allegiance… I never sang the “Oregon” song. I sang, "Kentucky." But, my father, he wouldn’t change. He was proud of his heritage. He played banjo; he played mandolin; he went fishing, a lot. Grew the best garden in the county, ate soup beans and cornbread. He did not give a hang for their Yankee ways. I hated him. I hated my father. until I returned to these hills. Now I see them, I see him, in me.
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Feb 15, 2010
Feb 15, 2010 at 6:53 AM UTC
Notes from Appalachia
you make me wanna... punch your ******* face in pop six packs out the case and drink til im chasing myself around this house... you dumb ***** who the **** do you think this is. **** me all day, then you got a night cap ***** **** i look like? some ***** you just kickin it wit couldn't even put my **** in it before you switched just know, you aint slick. hoes won't learn til they ******* burn I hate to be so blunt, babygirl... it's your turn so don't come to me on no i love you **** save it all for the hick licking on your **** i don't have time for the games, shorty you lame, you wanna bump me down... ***** watch me do the same. motha fuckah.
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Sep 18, 2012
Sep 18, 2012 at 9:42 PM UTC
Blaow [explicit]
I never thought about my whiteness, other than to realize that I’m ghost-white and therefore not as attractive as some tan buxom babe. I thought more about my economic status: upper middle class with plenty that would give me a leg up, that I knew I’d never lack for higher education. It has gradually occurred to me, though, that even though I may have a societal advantage being white and all that, I’m still a chick and therefore have several strikes against my success, or at least a comparable salary. Not to mention the load of ridiculous expectations to be mother, successful career woman, housekeeper, **** star, and ****** Hooray for the Bible Belt, where church is next door to the *** Adult stores targeted at hick white males. Hooray for my mother’s Texas family where it’s okay for an adopted daughter-in-law to be gay but nobody else is allowed and some of them will look down their noses at my Indian boyfriend and ask me why I’m diluting my blood with a foreigner.
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Oct 27, 2012
Oct 27, 2012 at 5:24 PM UTC
Traction
Anything you said is consequent to other declamation . but i thought is symmetric to our own reflection . our declaring prelude the inmost extend of our action . with all but grim and glee of necessary life partition . learn how to hold your tongue or you may dull your mission . so let our thought have weight upon any of our every eruption . cause morrow Sophist will dart light upon all our conclusion . and for our name's sake let the blaze glow to its fullest elevation . here and there ; nothing but cheap hick town pluck delusion . phenomenon to blame and frail wont reach at any situation . side-long-way , matter of rear pie but notwithstanding altercation . the sage nut is not the one that proffers at all event ; citations . but measure with all time honored a thought irreversible as motion .
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Aug 3, 2015
Aug 3, 2015 at 1:32 PM UTC
WATCH OUT !!!
Meteoric Buick Slick ***** Frantic frenetic Majestic kick Chick shtick Shashlik Nicotinic stick Lick flick Hermeneutic heretic Magnetic rhetoric Hick logic Strategic Plastic music Tick click Bucolic Bardic Peptic druidic Rustic emetic Sceptic Polymeric quirk Sick trick Turmeric trimeric Septic ***** Wick crick Derrick
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Mar 4, 2010
Mar 4, 2010 at 12:27 AM UTC
Yorick
(truck-drivers, bar-boozers, loser-bar yokles, blue-collar rednecks will all love this smash hit song!!!) Rockin country genre "Big Mouth Surgery"       (by david John Clare) (rockin' country drunk hick juke-box mix) Wow!  She sure does talk a lot... could almost cause a riot But we don't get... just what she's trying to say We could hear her fine before... when she used to be quiet Guess all them new school-words get in the way We took her to see... a gypsy-psychic-magician But he wanted more... than we could pay So we took her down to see... our local town physician And here's what old doc... had to say Boys... "She needs Big Mouth Surgery" Her tongue is on the blink She just talks, sqwacks and talks some more 'Cause she don't know how to think So please don't be stallin' Her brain is now corrupt Can't you see that she has fallen' And she just can't ''shut-up!" Big Mouth Surgery Cause no pills seem to work Hurry please now doctor Before she drives us all berserk Big Mouth Surgery But will it work without a doubt? Better make it a lobotomy Before she starts to shout! (solo) Our reputations are expensive While her talk is **** cheap You just can't tell her nothin' 'Cause a secret she can't keep No one seems to know What the fuss is all about We're just waitin' for her brain To catch up with her mouth She needs Big Mouth Surgery Her mind is on the blink She always talks, talks and talks all day Why can't she just please stop & think? So please don't be stallin' Her head is all corrupt Can't you see that she has fallen' Her fat-mouth can't shut-up! Big Mouth Surgery We need to find her a shrink Hurry please there doctor Before she drives us all to drink Big Mouth Surgery She's heard north, east, west & south Who gave her brain a laxative? Got diarrhea of the mouth! Big Mouth Surgery No pill can take effect Hurry please now doctor She is a mental wreck Our minds: she made us loose Her words: just seem to ooze It's so hard: to take a snooze We just drown all-day in ***** Beer, Whisky, Wine & ***** . . . To wash away our ear-ache blues! Yip Yip Zip Lip!  ...Yee Haw! (c) 2009    David Wayne Clare CLAIRVOYANT MUSIC / BMI all rights reserved in perpetuity
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Dec 1, 2014
Dec 1, 2014 at 2:28 AM UTC
Big Mouth Surgery
(truck-drivers, bar-boozers, loser-bar yokles, blue-collar rednecks will all love this smash hit song!!!) Rockin country genre "Big Mouth Surgery"       (by david John Clare) (rockin' country drunk hick juke-box mix) Wow!  She sure does talk a lot... could almost cause a riot But we don't get... just what she's trying to say We could hear her fine before... when she used to be quiet Guess all them new school-words get in the way We took her to see... a gypsy-psychic-magician But he wanted more... than we could pay So we took her down to see... our local town physician And here's what old doc... had to say Boys... "She needs Big Mouth Surgery" Her tongue is on the blink She just talks, sqwacks and talks some more 'Cause she don't know how to think So please don't be stallin' Her brain is now corrupt Can't you see that she has fallen' And she just can't ''shut-up!" Big Mouth Surgery Cause no pills seem to work Hurry please now doctor Before she drives us all berserk Big Mouth Surgery But will it work without a doubt? Better make it a lobotomy Before she starts to shout! (solo) Our reputations are expensive While her talk is **** cheap You just can't tell her nothin' 'Cause a secret she can't keep No one seems to know What the fuss is all about We're just waitin' for her brain To catch up with her mouth She needs Big Mouth Surgery Her mind is on the blink She always talks, talks and talks all day Why can't she just please stop & think? So please don't be stallin' Her head is all corrupt Can't you see that she has fallen' Her fat-mouth can't shut-up! Big Mouth Surgery We need to find her a shrink Hurry please there doctor Before she drives us all to drink Big Mouth Surgery She's heard north, east, west & south Who gave her brain a laxative? Got diarrhea of the mouth! Big Mouth Surgery No pill can take effect Hurry please now doctor She is a mental wreck Our minds: she made us loose Her words: just seem to ooze It's so hard: to take a snooze We just drown all-day in ***** Beer, Whisky, Wine & ***** . . . To wash away our ear-ache blues! Yip Yip Zip Lip!  ...Yee Haw! (c) 2009    David Wayne Clare CLAIRVOYANT MUSIC / BMI all rights reserved in perpetuity
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I've been trying to poet off and on now for awhile - but it's hard for a guy like me, born and raised in small towns. I've never really learned to swear, not like a poet anyway. Not like Bukowski. I mean, what kind of poet would the world expect me to be? Except that I'll admit I can drink with the best. A Huffstickler I'm not, or a Bukowski, or Etter, or Kerouac - guys who knew the big towns, the ***** the dives, the rehabs, the back alleys, park benches, soup kitchens, flop houses, drug pushers — Humm, come to think of it, we got all those here. But not the all-important big town poet attitude. I'm just this hick, delusional perhaps, trying to fill a blossoming hole inside of me that grumbles and claws for more, and there's gotta be more to life than this crap. In poeting I used to try and rhyme, like as in "poor" and ***** but there's no rhyme to life, just grab it and clench. Just life, death, burial and maybe a little something for the dog afterwards. The preacher says there's more, the devil tells me to forget it, (I'll listen to him occasionally). So, for me, I'll probe a little deeper and scrutinize a little harder, perhaps drink a little heavier, and maybe find a plug out there that'll fill the hole inside me. Maybe even put it in words. Become a poet. --
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Dec 2, 2011
Dec 2, 2011 at 4:53 AM UTC
Small Town Poet
The village pump is where she was stationed Her purpose in life, to glean information Every morsel of 'news' she'd greedily savour Though reluctant to empty her head, to fill up her neighbour's That mucky young hussy's expecting you'll find I'm certain I know who did it this time He bought a bike, the crafty young fella And no good came on it Doris I tell ya He put one in Fram in the family way And thas a good fifteen mile away And if you ask me, he's too fond of his sister If there's a young'un who's willing round here he'd not miss her So lock up your daughter do she'll be the next He'll be snouting round here before long I expect And look at poor Bob, they say he's frustrated They reckon his hip bone is half discolated Same as old **** see him hick with his stick All wore up and not sixty as yit You don't look wholey clever yourself Doris you really should keep an eye on your health And Grandma Green has took to her bed I'll drop by there today, 'cos same as I say You're a long time dead Well I should be going, I've said too much already Cheerio now, and do you goo steady
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Nov 4, 2012
Nov 4, 2012 at 3:43 PM UTC
At the village pump
When I attempt to think about my future, I know I can't. I know, I can only do what I can now to piece together my future like a puzzle. I want to get on T, I want to cut my hair shorter than my parents allow, I want more body modifications, I want to have a completely flat chest, but at the moment, I can't imagine what I'd turn into. A butterfly I'm not able to picture yet. I am at the moment, a small catapillar, not being able to pass for the gender I wish. She's. Hers'. That's not what I want directed towards me. I wants he's and they's. Male and neutral term are what I want my friends to use. Not my birth name, Kit. Kit Lucas Zachary is what I'll become when I get older and scrounge the money together to make that change possible. I must change myself and bold myself into what I want to be happy, even if that means I lose people, I can deal. If they don't agree with how I feel, they don't need to be in my life anyway. I can't say that I'm a boy yet, I can't say I'm pansexual yet. The violence that is occurring against my LGBTQ+ people locks my lips together to my parents, and possibly some of my friends, because I don't want them to be my demise. In this hick state of Texas. My chest binder must be put up due to high summer tempatures, it's too hot to have on so I can't feel at home in my own body. I hate my feminine face, and my father uses double standard, making me shave, making me feel naked and incorrect. I feel incomplete, like I haven't had my right growth spirt, my right puberty. "Oh yeah, she-" makes me want to put a bullet in my head, but it I pulled the trigger I know my family wouldn't understand why. "Hey girl!" don't look, don't turn, they aren't talking about you. But, once I'm an adult with a steady income, I hope to become the person I wish to be.
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Jun 17, 2016
Jun 17, 2016 at 11:35 PM UTC
New Body, New Person, and Dysphoria
When I attempt to think about my future, I know I can't. I know, I can only do what I can now to piece together my future like a puzzle. I want to get on T, I want to cut my hair shorter than my parents allow, I want more body modifications, I want to have a completely flat chest, but at the moment, I can't imagine what I'd turn into. A butterfly I'm not able to picture yet. I am at the moment, a small catapillar, not being able to pass for the gender I wish. She's. Hers'. That's not what I want directed towards me. I wants he's and they's. Male and neutral term are what I want my friends to use. Not my birth name, Kit. Kit Lucas Zachary is what I'll become when I get older and scrounge the money together to make that change possible. I must change myself and bold myself into what I want to be happy, even if that means I lose people, I can deal. If they don't agree with how I feel, they don't need to be in my life anyway. I can't say that I'm a boy yet, I can't say I'm pansexual yet. The violence that is occurring against my LGBTQ+ people locks my lips together to my parents, and possibly some of my friends, because I don't want them to be my demise. In this hick state of Texas. My chest binder must be put up due to high summer tempatures, it's too hot to have on so I can't feel at home in my own body. I hate my feminine face, and my father uses double standard, making me shave, making me feel naked and incorrect. I feel incomplete, like I haven't had my right growth spirt, my right puberty. "Oh yeah, she-" makes me want to put a bullet in my head, but it I pulled the trigger I know my family wouldn't understand why. "Hey girl!" don't look, don't turn, they aren't talking about you. But, once I'm an adult with a steady income, I hope to become the person I wish to be.
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My country is full of people too violent and dumb to be anything else. We value money, bodies, and your stuff because it is not ours yet. My flag is wrapped around some white-trash hick's middle finger. You look different than us and that is ******* terrifying; please leave while we stay in your country, 'protecting you'. My country is home to religious freedom, as long as the religion is Christianity. My country is the world's greatest melting *** but we'd prefer all ingredients to be the same or die. My country is a joke, thinking it's the standard the world desires to achieve. My country is the world police, creating tension, harassing you, hating you, taking from you.
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Jan 29, 2017
Jan 29, 2017 at 7:15 PM UTC
My Country
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPEOfybQak&feature;=related *Remember his name when you look at the night sky. - the Toe-cutter* You are the Night Rider, a fuel-injected suicide machine, a rocker, a roller, a no-controller, yer a cop killer, the mighty weird hand of vengeance come to smite the un-roadworthy. You, Night Rider, clearly unaffected by the state’s urgings to “yield” and, perhaps, “soft shoulder”. You are the Night Rider, sleeping in on a Tuesday, performing your masculinity in unshowered, unshaved machissmo. Night Rider, won’t you come to your senses? Nobody enjoys maniacal laughter anymore. It makes us think of **** covered in fleas, bedbugs, whiskey **** or Janis, and the last moments of an American Saigon. Ahh… Night Rider, we share your machine lust, your fetish, your hard-on for the muscle-bitch, the suped-up hot rod, the last of the V-8 Interceptors (1973 Australian Ford XB Falcon GT). We, too, like a nitrous kit, a roof and tail spoiler, we likes our flat black: ………....................our murderous speed ………..........................has driven daddy to drinkin’. We ride! Night Rider, we understand. We get the lurid infatuation, but, **** yer a hick-weed, all these roads lead to jail –how have you not grasped this simple truth? The highway is not freedom, but a circular slave song. Oh, rider of the night, why all the re-runs of Seinfeld? And cheese bread? You’ve grown a belly, N.R., and while it might be glam to be young, dumb and full of *** or all muscle in butt-less chaps at 21, you’re 45, Night Rider, and no-one cares anymore about your straight-line revolution, about your road to freedom, about it, about what kind of future you and Floosie would’a made. The kids are alright but they ain’t never heard of you nor your last, wild-eyed flight. As the Lord Humungous has indicated, no one gets out alive.
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Jun 22, 2012
Jun 22, 2012 at 3:09 PM UTC
just this side of Thunderdome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKPEOfybQak&feature;=related *Remember his name when you look at the night sky. - the Toe-cutter* You are the Night Rider, a fuel-injected suicide machine, a rocker, a roller, a no-controller, yer a cop killer, the mighty weird hand of vengeance come to smite the un-roadworthy. You, Night Rider, clearly unaffected by the state’s urgings to “yield” and, perhaps, “soft shoulder”. You are the Night Rider, sleeping in on a Tuesday, performing your masculinity in unshowered, unshaved machissmo. Night Rider, won’t you come to your senses? Nobody enjoys maniacal laughter anymore. It makes us think of **** covered in fleas, bedbugs, whiskey **** or Janis, and the last moments of an American Saigon. Ahh… Night Rider, we share your machine lust, your fetish, your hard-on for the muscle-bitch, the suped-up hot rod, the last of the V-8 Interceptors (1973 Australian Ford XB Falcon GT). We, too, like a nitrous kit, a roof and tail spoiler, we likes our flat black: ………....................our murderous speed ………..........................has driven daddy to drinkin’. We ride! Night Rider, we understand. We get the lurid infatuation, but, **** yer a hick-weed, all these roads lead to jail –how have you not grasped this simple truth? The highway is not freedom, but a circular slave song. Oh, rider of the night, why all the re-runs of Seinfeld? And cheese bread? You’ve grown a belly, N.R., and while it might be glam to be young, dumb and full of *** or all muscle in butt-less chaps at 21, you’re 45, Night Rider, and no-one cares anymore about your straight-line revolution, about your road to freedom, about it, about what kind of future you and Floosie would’a made. The kids are alright but they ain’t never heard of you nor your last, wild-eyed flight. As the Lord Humungous has indicated, no one gets out alive.
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I saw Agnes outside Harrods Looking tres chic, le chic I say darling, what's happening, sweetie where's your Wainpatrik from the sticks our erudite writer who thinks aspic is pate I gave that hick the 'go find your level' Agnes replied with a smile You know how it is with him and his drivel that coarse, crude, pretentious oik without a shovel He tries to be intelligent but his head is full of gravel bathes once a fortnight and has a todger like a weasel You can't beat good breeding, she continues those reconstituted barrow-boys with  B-Tech English thinking they are now genuine Lacks confidence, style, self assurance, wet as the Rhine ******* in the boudoir, sloppy kisser, todger like a string Bully and a coward trolling on his stolen PC, has no spine Hey, lets **** down round my pad, she purred You may be out of shape at the moment But who's cooler, more charismatic and interesting than vous Do you know you're the best I have ever had and I mean it too You're head and shoulders above Wainputrid and that's so true The twerp is so envious of you, he and his barrow mates stew Tales of your exploits and size just leaves them aghast and askew Hahaha...haha..she laughs as she linked arms, a glint in her eyes!
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Sep 1, 2018
Sep 1, 2018 at 1:59 PM UTC
Wainpatrik..resident Troll at MPS.....
I feel apart of this hick town place Breathing in life, through open, clean air Trapped by my mind in a wide open space My granddad showed me on his Gum tree The marks left by moths and beetles alike I went to touch them whilst he let them be The Scribbly Gum tells the same story Our lives intertwined in memories The aftermath of destruction, can be beauty My chubby hands admire what my eyes miss like a blind man hungry for the verse I feel the indented trails, lead me into the abyss I envy those tiny critters, hiding away creating art without even knowing One day I shall join them and there I shall stay Dancing glimpses of times past The smell of eucalyptus sticking to hot air Pulling, aching strings of my childish heart
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May 5, 2017
May 5, 2017 at 11:56 PM UTC
Scribbly Gum
All of the pencils in the drawer are broken Friday Night I'm sick of being alone Hopping off the curb in search of the killer Sniffing out the house parties They like the bass loud and it swells ******* us inside past ten parked cars They freestyle about Gun fire and blood on concrete He said I didn't believe him Cracked out beyond repair He shows me the scythe and hammer tattoo on his left breast I laugh with the proletariat Cheers and some soul passes me the bottle Cigarette smoke contained by plaster walls I'm eight days sober Don't tread on me Says a ***** blond next to me on the couch All strung out she is searching Searching for a bent spoon and needle in the tall grass Back yard a bonfire Walking barefoot on broken Heineken bottles strewn in the shadows Popping molly and sweating She called me a hick Her dopamine receptors Rubbed flat by heavy grade sandpaper I called her nothing I was too busy watching The rats scurry against the wall To their safe warm nest In the insulation A hand around my wrist Milk white incubus With breath like puked whiskey I escaped through a hole in the couch I fell between the cracked leather cushions And slept with the rats in piles of pink Fiberglass insulation scratching at the flesh I slip outside through the cracked window A woman stands at a console Turning dials that cause the streetlights to dim And bleed storefront windows fractals of neon She asks me what else I would like to know about the world. Someone tells me to get in and the door shuts A sound like gunfire I perspire sweat with cough Syrup scent peaking on the dark road to Okeechobee I should **** myself or run barefoot again through your head Where the forest floor is warm and the trees are alive always with birdsong
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Apr 6, 2013
Apr 6, 2013 at 4:14 AM UTC
Seventeen Dollars All To My Name
All of the pencils in the drawer are broken Friday Night I'm sick of being alone Hopping off the curb in search of the killer Sniffing out the house parties They like the bass loud and it swells ******* us inside past ten parked cars They freestyle about Gun fire and blood on concrete He said I didn't believe him Cracked out beyond repair He shows me the scythe and hammer tattoo on his left breast I laugh with the proletariat Cheers and some soul passes me the bottle Cigarette smoke contained by plaster walls I'm eight days sober Don't tread on me Says a ***** blond next to me on the couch All strung out she is searching Searching for a bent spoon and needle in the tall grass Back yard a bonfire Walking barefoot on broken Heineken bottles strewn in the shadows Popping molly and sweating She called me a hick Her dopamine receptors Rubbed flat by heavy grade sandpaper I called her nothing I was too busy watching The rats scurry against the wall To their safe warm nest In the insulation A hand around my wrist Milk white incubus With breath like puked whiskey I escaped through a hole in the couch I fell between the cracked leather cushions And slept with the rats in piles of pink Fiberglass insulation scratching at the flesh I slip outside through the cracked window A woman stands at a console Turning dials that cause the streetlights to dim And bleed storefront windows fractals of neon She asks me what else I would like to know about the world. Someone tells me to get in and the door shuts A sound like gunfire I perspire sweat with cough Syrup scent peaking on the dark road to Okeechobee I should **** myself or run barefoot again through your head Where the forest floor is warm and the trees are alive always with birdsong
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I’m sick and tired of people rabbiting on a load of **** About their ******* duty and fighting for freedom For the fat ugly patriotic selfish folks "back home" And pathetic ****** neo-fascist ******** like that And gabbling on a load of sentimental horsedung About giving their all for their ******* useless country When honestly they’d rather be at home in some ugly provincial hick town Patting their nasty mongrel dogs and groping their neighbours’ wives' arses And eating mumsy-wumsy’s over-cooked meat and stodgy apple pie Whilst ensconced on the sofa watching sodding Celebrity Big Brother. How can a soldier nowadays say he didn't want to be there? Are people so ******* thick or blind or moronic not to realise A person volunteers to be in the armed forces in most countries nowadays? There’s no ****** press gangs or ****** conscription any more; People become soldiers because they choose to do so (exceptions include filthy ******* shit-holes like Israel where the young men queue up to **** Palestinian babies for fun) . Therefore soldiers DO want to fight, they DO want the chance to **** And they willingly risk their own ugly unwashed redneck necks. So they have no right to whine and bellyache when they get asked To earn their daily state-paid bread and do a spot of killing Instead of sitting on their overweight arses at MY expense. Or course, they could show some real guts and resign instead, But what the **** why pass up on a chance to do some Legalised ****** and get paid handsomely at the same time. Just in case you think I forgot, I am totally and fully aware That 'he' includes 'she' in this context now that women Have an equal chance to have their military buns blown off pointlessly. So don't whinge or expect sympathy when your body parts come home in a bag. Personally, I am of the belief that the only good soldier is a dead soldier, And the more the merrier. RIP military thugs and up yours.
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Sep 16, 2015
Sep 16, 2015 at 12:39 PM UTC
Patriotic Puke
I’m sick and tired of people rabbiting on a load of **** About their ******* duty and fighting for freedom For the fat ugly patriotic selfish folks "back home" And pathetic ****** neo-fascist ******** like that And gabbling on a load of sentimental horsedung About giving their all for their ******* useless country When honestly they’d rather be at home in some ugly provincial hick town Patting their nasty mongrel dogs and groping their neighbours’ wives' arses And eating mumsy-wumsy’s over-cooked meat and stodgy apple pie Whilst ensconced on the sofa watching sodding Celebrity Big Brother. How can a soldier nowadays say he didn't want to be there? Are people so ******* thick or blind or moronic not to realise A person volunteers to be in the armed forces in most countries nowadays? There’s no ****** press gangs or ****** conscription any more; People become soldiers because they choose to do so (exceptions include filthy ******* shit-holes like Israel where the young men queue up to **** Palestinian babies for fun) . Therefore soldiers DO want to fight, they DO want the chance to **** And they willingly risk their own ugly unwashed redneck necks. So they have no right to whine and bellyache when they get asked To earn their daily state-paid bread and do a spot of killing Instead of sitting on their overweight arses at MY expense. Or course, they could show some real guts and resign instead, But what the **** why pass up on a chance to do some Legalised ****** and get paid handsomely at the same time. Just in case you think I forgot, I am totally and fully aware That 'he' includes 'she' in this context now that women Have an equal chance to have their military buns blown off pointlessly. So don't whinge or expect sympathy when your body parts come home in a bag. Personally, I am of the belief that the only good soldier is a dead soldier, And the more the merrier. RIP military thugs and up yours.
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It don't take much to make me happy 'Cause I'm from the south I just need some good soul food To cram into my mouth Or I can sit on the creek bank With my best fishing pole Casting my line expertly Into my secret fishing hole A moonlit hike into the woods Will soothe my achin' soul Them city folks don't understand It's better than silver or gold When Sunday rolls around it's time To get myself dressed up The laying of hands and speaking in tongues Will come if the Spirit moves us There's a glamour to the south Like a work of art that's living Even the poorest of the poor Open their hearts and are giving So call me a redneck or a hick It doesn't matter to me I'm proud to be a southern girl There's no place I'd rather be
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Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 9:00 PM UTC
Southern Girl
cover up dear,you've got to remember the uglies. she said. but i strip. and there is the wind , i hear the waves, what comes will be the rain, and i want it too, impale me, strike me, unleash its fury, i know its free i see her still, backwards hick, piece of **** you do not know me, you never wanted to but i bring the uglies to the water i strip because i was born to be inhabited you cover me with the lies of your lovers lost but i will not be defined by your backwards mind the inverted hope you that you try to rip into me with i dive into the sea it always welcomes me, its my lost lover, it caresses me , it weaves around the tattered corners of my heart and heals the rough parts i accept the waves as the rock me and i listen to the tempo and i move with in its embrace
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Nov 26, 2012
Nov 26, 2012 at 8:06 PM UTC
Uglies.(draft)
it was uncomfortably hot out today i put my cardboard box down on the pavement and squinted into the midspring sun grateful for the knowledge of the truth the ukulele truth and nothing but the truth like i could scream every johnny cash song i've never learned at every pathetic smoker disobeying the signs and i understood oh but did i understand why they're always pushing friday on midweek radio shows it's thursday at 3pm and guess what? now we're free *(to roll in the grass and soak up the sunshine or maybe just take a nap)* tell your winter clothes where they can stuff it and your hick christmas lights to get lost there's a pitcher of unsweetened ice tea with just a dash of lemon juice waiting for me when i get home and a cracked front step to nod off on once it gets cooler and even these june bugs out in may can't bring me down.
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Aug 13, 2016
Aug 13, 2016 at 11:39 PM UTC
june bugs out in may
He wants to tell her of a story he read once About that gorilla who could sign And taught its baby to sign How when the baby died The flailing of her fingertips And the movement of her hands Said more about loss than anyone ever cared to know She looks at him Hot pho steam moistening her face There is a man pacing outside the windows of the restaurant It is a whole in a wall In a small city The city is ***** Next to the restaurant is a bar They listen Juke box bass hick thunder through the walls She ***** a noodle into her mouth “Is this a date,” she says If you want it to be “It’s not exactly romantic” He smiles thinks about what it means to be romantic Remembers the list with the boxes to check off Of will she **** me later It’s all too generic And we are so talented at romanticizing the trivial That people forget how to be charming He thinks of death-beds And what she might say to him Maybe it isn’t now. But later, you’ll remember this guy And you’ll think of that weird place he took you to this one time. It wasn’t exactly romantic. But for whatever reason You will remember me for doing things like this. He wants to tell her of the gorilla With the sad hands His own hands tremble He thinks of languages people spend lifetimes learning She sips her water Wipes sweat from her face She smiles It is beautiful when she smiles He smiles too Shivers as the doors open and the cold comes in Maybe in some other universe The words would have meant more to her They would have made sense He fills the silence with the sound of soup She looks at him again The thunder through the walls stops And all he can think of Is the gorilla who learned the language of love And lost the need to use it
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Feb 13, 2012
Feb 13, 2012 at 4:03 AM UTC
When Words Should Have Done More
He wants to tell her of a story he read once About that gorilla who could sign And taught its baby to sign How when the baby died The flailing of her fingertips And the movement of her hands Said more about loss than anyone ever cared to know She looks at him Hot pho steam moistening her face There is a man pacing outside the windows of the restaurant It is a whole in a wall In a small city The city is ***** Next to the restaurant is a bar They listen Juke box bass hick thunder through the walls She ***** a noodle into her mouth “Is this a date,” she says If you want it to be “It’s not exactly romantic” He smiles thinks about what it means to be romantic Remembers the list with the boxes to check off Of will she **** me later It’s all too generic And we are so talented at romanticizing the trivial That people forget how to be charming He thinks of death-beds And what she might say to him Maybe it isn’t now. But later, you’ll remember this guy And you’ll think of that weird place he took you to this one time. It wasn’t exactly romantic. But for whatever reason You will remember me for doing things like this. He wants to tell her of the gorilla With the sad hands His own hands tremble He thinks of languages people spend lifetimes learning She sips her water Wipes sweat from her face She smiles It is beautiful when she smiles He smiles too Shivers as the doors open and the cold comes in Maybe in some other universe The words would have meant more to her They would have made sense He fills the silence with the sound of soup She looks at him again The thunder through the walls stops And all he can think of Is the gorilla who learned the language of love And lost the need to use it
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Did you not take my breath away The one gift you can not give and still stay Tethered born from belly connect and belly torn Did I not thrive for life suckling sure gulping love sipling strife Were we not all apples before what eyes Before the fall of yours and mines Sorry apples nuts and rut would ***** come poured down the thriving throat What is regurgitating other longing re urging swallowing submerging To diaphram disruptive falsely claiming urgent distractions What is to liver becomes malaise all jibberish Shoot me some adrenal-ish before i get in or get out of that monster fish Fry me in your pan cre-ole us to the suet of your filet digest me your way Something in this burpling will no longer pass thee usurping Hick upped or gassing passing selling poses of the sweeter smell of roses
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Jun 10, 2012
Jun 10, 2012 at 2:13 PM UTC
Lost Vagus Nerves Reverbing
Arms at her sides Hangin' like a noose loop Radio music sporadic static Choking on some air waves Her heart is locked up She keeps it in the bottom drawer Her house is surrounded by chain-link Concertina wire Shes too good for you She has a picnic alone Feeding crumbs to the ants Sympathetic So grown up and independent I thinks its just chemical imbalance Are you still waking up To the shotgun blast alarm clock Sleeping in the pitch black Washing dishes burning matches Watching television addict Too young To have it all figured out Halfway through You'll choke on the pieces ****** Dog on a short chain Too good for me She's too busy curing cancer And feeling sorry for herself Someone told me what you said I was a piece of **** hick Drug addict rat Because you know me? I've got a strong chin Been hit  harder than that There's the door
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May 18, 2013
May 18, 2013 at 11:33 PM UTC
Reptilian