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"hamsters" poems
My hamster is as smart as an inventor, as friendly as a dog, as fast as a race car, as smart as a mouse and as active as an athlete.
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 4:50 PM UTC
Hamsters
There's an item that's truly essential Of a roughly cylindrical frame It's a marvel of modern invention And a legend it duly became It surpasses the birth of electric And eclipses the slicing of bread If it wasn't for this innovation Then I think I would surely be dead Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Stick with me Fix my wardrobe Effortlessly Hold up the curtains Wax my thighs Gaffer-tape Gaffer-tape Improvise It's useful for picking up hamsters And it serves as a passable tie As a gag for a amateur gangster Or the crust of a blueberry pie For a mite of podiatry pleasure You can use it for mending your socks If Pandora had come up against it Then she'd never have opened her box Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Holding fast Adhesive savior Unsurpassed Smooth as mirror glass Diamond tough Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Marvelous stuff It's bringing our nations together And it's holding them firmly in place You can use it to pull back your wrinkles For a genuine Hollywood face It'd surely have saved the Titanic And they took seven rolls to the moon Keep it near and be calm in a crisis And predicaments inopportune Oh, Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Mending sails If you're tired Of hammering nails Buy some now It's a thing to behold Gaffer-tape, Gaffer-tape Solid gold
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Mar 6, 2013
Mar 6, 2013 at 7:57 PM UTC
Gaffer-Tape
hamsters are fluffy! hamsters cuddle up with you! hamsters are so cute!
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May 2, 2015
May 2, 2015 at 3:46 PM UTC
hamsters
Let's get one thing clear: When people say "You're all I've ever wanted", they're lying. I want many things. I want a pizza. I want to get an A for a paper I hardly studied for. I want a room with wooden floors. I want a house facing the sea. I want to walk into Forever 21 and take home anything I like. I want to travel around the world. I want to be better at sports. I want my ulcer gone immediately. I want longer eyelashes. I want to finish an entire season of a tv show without anyone bothering me. I want more followers on Twitter. I want to be friends with my favorite Youtuber. I want a pair of twin boys. I want Hogwarts to be real. I want to be good at archery like Katniss-freaking-Everdeen, cause it's so ******* cool. I want a new phone. I want to sleep late watching chick flicks without having to worry about sleep deprivation. I want three hamsters. I want superpowers. I want to fly. But you see, here's the catch: What I want most, is you.
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Jun 7, 2014
Jun 7, 2014 at 7:25 AM UTC
Wants
"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned. Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life-- learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice, and even the little seed in the cup-- they all die. So do we. And then remember the Dick-And-Jane books and the first word you learned-- the biggest word of all-- LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living. Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all--the whole world-- had cookies and milk about three o' clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. And it's still true, no matter how old you are-- where you go out into the world, it's best to hold hands and stick together.
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Mar 5, 2012
Mar 5, 2012 at 7:14 PM UTC
Kindergarten
"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned. Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life-- learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the Styrofoam cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice, and even the little seed in the cup-- they all die. So do we. And then remember the Dick-And-Jane books and the first word you learned-- the biggest word of all-- LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living. Take any one of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all--the whole world-- had cookies and milk about three o' clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. And it's still true, no matter how old you are-- where you go out into the world, it's best to hold hands and stick together.
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alarm dogmatical snakebird dictator **** rooster of electro maniacal damnation wake goober eyed ithyphallic mortal yahoo yawns glacier shuffle to Midas’ bowl brush minty hairy pasty headed ******** seafoam ***** on white vanity beaches shave deceitful murderous metal cartel scraping dead shrubs from yesterday’s winter breakfast egg flour chalk smack guzzling bean kerosene work batshit bureaucratic badgers bludgeon muktuk hamsters lubricating wheels of fortune lunch butcher’s dead friend between greasy toasted cement harlot’s heavenly tomato mating cabbage cousin work taradiddle of martyrs at jargon’s temple blather babble, bumble - copulation without *********** dinner unicorn steaks, butterfly sauté, and leprechaun fingers, a side of manslaughter dolphin sleep a felon’s holiday repeat
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Jan 23, 2019
Jan 23, 2019 at 3:56 AM UTC
A day in the life of a married white collar worker
It's holidays hamsters haven't you herd. From all that annoying *** music and commercials done by sellout artist trying to be cool word. I myself would rather spend this month in a holiday coma. Buy some cheap hookers some good whiskey and run over a black Friday crowd in a stolen Sonoma . It's give me give me and that's just from dad. He'll break the bank and mommy will give him something the other night his brother already had. Maybe I should plant a minefield upon my lawn. To ward off carolers who only make me yawn. I'll poison my cookies and sit back and wait. Rob the old fat man and take Miss Santa out on a much deserved date. Make your list and he will check twice. After I blow his *** to pieces it really wont matter if your naughty or nice. The holidays are a time for people to act insane over **** they do not need. There addicts of want the stores are nothing more than dealers selling coke crank and **** Maybe you love the lights and the holiday rush with the family and all. Well you can eat **** and jingle my ball. I hope to stay on the naughty list as long as I'm alive. Sincerely from Gonzo. Shut the **** up and stop acting worse than a child who's five. Don't send me a card cause I wont reply. Here's your present it's a bomb now please die. I hate the holidays call me a Grinch if you like. **** you Santa all I asked for was a brick of ******* ,ten cases of whiskey, a key to the ******* mansion , a lifetime pass to the chicken ranch , A million dollars in unmarked bills , My neighbors dead ,And Harley Davison Motor bike.
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Dec 2, 2013
Dec 2, 2013 at 10:15 PM UTC
Christmas *****
It's holidays hamsters haven't you herd. From all that annoying *** music and commercials done by sellout artist trying to be cool word. I myself would rather spend this month in a holiday coma. Buy some cheap hookers some good whiskey and run over a black Friday crowd in a stolen Sonoma . It's give me give me and that's just from dad. He'll break the bank and mommy will give him something the other night his brother already had. Maybe I should plant a minefield upon my lawn. To ward off carolers who only make me yawn. I'll poison my cookies and sit back and wait. Rob the old fat man and take Miss Santa out on a much deserved date. Make your list and he will check twice. After I blow his *** to pieces it really wont matter if your naughty or nice. The holidays are a time for people to act insane over **** they do not need. There addicts of want the stores are nothing more than dealers selling coke crank and **** Maybe you love the lights and the holiday rush with the family and all. Well you can eat **** and jingle my ball. I hope to stay on the naughty list as long as I'm alive. Sincerely from Gonzo. Shut the **** up and stop acting worse than a child who's five. Don't send me a card cause I wont reply. Here's your present it's a bomb now please die. I hate the holidays call me a Grinch if you like. **** you Santa all I asked for was a brick of ******* ,ten cases of whiskey, a key to the ******* mansion , a lifetime pass to the chicken ranch , A million dollars in unmarked bills , My neighbors dead ,And Harley Davison Motor bike.
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I always thought The tiny little creatures That we call hamsters Were adorable When they run on the tiny wheel That is Until I realized that I'm the hamster Running, running, running But going nowhere My anxiety propels me To run, run, run My instinct is to run away But, just like the small creature It just loops around me I push it away And it gets worse And it just snowballs Growing bigger And bigger And BIGGER Then I'm stuck Spinning so fast On this hamster wheel Round and round and round I'm going faster than the speed of light And I can't process things But I brought this upon myself By thinking, I could run away in the first place Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid I am so stupid I have a mental illness And it's not going away No matter where I run It's like a small child Clinging to my leg for dear life No matter what I do That **** thing is with me I can tell That people are getting sick of me I feel it A feeling I'm all too familiar with This is the feeling That tells me to prepare for the storm Because they are getting ready to leave Just like a hamster It's cute at first But the squeaky wheel Slowly drives one insane And it's not so cute anymore At first People pitied me As they tried to help me But I continue To use my anxiety As a reason for my dysfunction And it's driving everyone insane At this point I want to shut down Stick a knife in my temple And **** my brain So I can think But I won't Because I have WAY too much to live for So my next best option Is to shut people out And get the **** done Alone Because that's what I'm best at It was stupid to ask for help In a war against myself That no one else sees Because that's what pushes people away They see me For the monster I actually am With my constant anxiety And horrible depression And they get overwhelmed And leave So the best thing I can do Is lock this up Put on a happy face And pretend nothing is wrong Lik I've done for almost 17 years now I can't lose more people I just can't handle the heartbreak And I'm afraid That my catastrophic brain Will slowly destroy The relationships I've worked so hard to build So here I go Just gotta hold my breath Smile Hold my head up high And pretend I'm okay Because that's the only way To fight this impossible war Fake it until you make it Right?
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Dec 6, 2016
Dec 6, 2016 at 9:01 AM UTC
Hamster Wheel
I always thought The tiny little creatures That we call hamsters Were adorable When they run on the tiny wheel That is Until I realized that I'm the hamster Running, running, running But going nowhere My anxiety propels me To run, run, run My instinct is to run away But, just like the small creature It just loops around me I push it away And it gets worse And it just snowballs Growing bigger And bigger And BIGGER Then I'm stuck Spinning so fast On this hamster wheel Round and round and round I'm going faster than the speed of light And I can't process things But I brought this upon myself By thinking, I could run away in the first place Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid I am so stupid I have a mental illness And it's not going away No matter where I run It's like a small child Clinging to my leg for dear life No matter what I do That **** thing is with me I can tell That people are getting sick of me I feel it A feeling I'm all too familiar with This is the feeling That tells me to prepare for the storm Because they are getting ready to leave Just like a hamster It's cute at first But the squeaky wheel Slowly drives one insane And it's not so cute anymore At first People pitied me As they tried to help me But I continue To use my anxiety As a reason for my dysfunction And it's driving everyone insane At this point I want to shut down Stick a knife in my temple And **** my brain So I can think But I won't Because I have WAY too much to live for So my next best option Is to shut people out And get the **** done Alone Because that's what I'm best at It was stupid to ask for help In a war against myself That no one else sees Because that's what pushes people away They see me For the monster I actually am With my constant anxiety And horrible depression And they get overwhelmed And leave So the best thing I can do Is lock this up Put on a happy face And pretend nothing is wrong Lik I've done for almost 17 years now I can't lose more people I just can't handle the heartbreak And I'm afraid That my catastrophic brain Will slowly destroy The relationships I've worked so hard to build So here I go Just gotta hold my breath Smile Hold my head up high And pretend I'm okay Because that's the only way To fight this impossible war Fake it until you make it Right?
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I've watched a video on hamsters™ that reminded me of you between your riddles and answers, the tired mother on the rearview mirror. Many times do I wonder as you opened the door with your yellow hair falling on shoulders nothing to say naked nothing to do as you stroked and stroked and stroked. "Do you love me - like I do?" But then again I'm also doomed to slit my wrists under the moon: that same old moon, already missed. Black rickety bridges upon bayous and flowers Stephen King's novel, then devoured: let's go to Albuquerque, and count the rings around my eyes.
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Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 11:36 AM UTC
I've watched a video on hamstersTM
walking through the big flea market off of highway 19 north of Tampa looking for whatever and something curious and kitsch or campy merchants selling in the parking lot used blenders and old cameras burnt out or faulty devices DVD cases and game cartridges old rednecks shout out opinions in a cacophony of drawled signifiers representing visions of despotic rulers reigning a tyranny of taxes and decline old glass containers and windshields shine scattering high afternoon sunlight in the Sunday sky sitting and resting used and content waiting waiting for the wear and reduction of time the market continues into indoor aisles criss-crossing within a ramshackle structure plywood walls supporting sheet metal roofing an aroma of every greasy food wafting into one people wrapped in worn fashions whites in Ts and denim muslim women in headscarves a black deputy strapped down in uniform the deputy enforces commerce laws around the alternative marketplace a variety of commodities are still available bongs and e-cigs and incense and **** **** parakeets cry out down one aisle a stack of blue aquariums drone a bubbling hum the stench of cedar and rat **** and hamsters reptiles basking in the arid glow of heat lamps all is right in America’s America the flea market is the floorboard of that promise an opportunity for anyone to begin or start again and over and over a liberal conservatism can be guarded well with rifles or tazers at bargain rates a conservative liberalism is applied openly in the atmosphere of everyone for anything and everything the dream of the flea market a black market and a carnival all of America’s cheap art on display its people swirled into one equal in their struggles and desires reaching for resources and derivatives buying low and selling higher stealing and selling short walking through the big flea market on a hot and cloudless Sunday afternoon looking for whatever or something it’s a fun thing to do originally posted to my blog https://sublimeobscenities.wordpress.com on 4/27/2014
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 1:17 AM UTC
flea marketing
walking through the big flea market off of highway 19 north of Tampa looking for whatever and something curious and kitsch or campy merchants selling in the parking lot used blenders and old cameras burnt out or faulty devices DVD cases and game cartridges old rednecks shout out opinions in a cacophony of drawled signifiers representing visions of despotic rulers reigning a tyranny of taxes and decline old glass containers and windshields shine scattering high afternoon sunlight in the Sunday sky sitting and resting used and content waiting waiting for the wear and reduction of time the market continues into indoor aisles criss-crossing within a ramshackle structure plywood walls supporting sheet metal roofing an aroma of every greasy food wafting into one people wrapped in worn fashions whites in Ts and denim muslim women in headscarves a black deputy strapped down in uniform the deputy enforces commerce laws around the alternative marketplace a variety of commodities are still available bongs and e-cigs and incense and **** **** parakeets cry out down one aisle a stack of blue aquariums drone a bubbling hum the stench of cedar and rat **** and hamsters reptiles basking in the arid glow of heat lamps all is right in America’s America the flea market is the floorboard of that promise an opportunity for anyone to begin or start again and over and over a liberal conservatism can be guarded well with rifles or tazers at bargain rates a conservative liberalism is applied openly in the atmosphere of everyone for anything and everything the dream of the flea market a black market and a carnival all of America’s cheap art on display its people swirled into one equal in their struggles and desires reaching for resources and derivatives buying low and selling higher stealing and selling short walking through the big flea market on a hot and cloudless Sunday afternoon looking for whatever or something it’s a fun thing to do originally posted to my blog https://sublimeobscenities.wordpress.com on 4/27/2014
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Hold me close, I'm a walking cliché Flitting around in Converse sneakers And that stupid old army jacket Bet me $5 I could go for an hour Without my lips uttering *"Consumerism, capitalism, Elitist ***** -the usual ******** And I'll lose Hold me close, I'm a stupid teenaged kid Stomping around my room saying "Can't they just listen for a change?" And slamming doors to prove a point And when I go to house parties I'll sport my trusty skull shirt Just so they know without a doubt I'm different from them Hold me close, I'm running around Like a chicken with its head cut off Running my mouth like a politician And spewing my thoughts like a hippie I'm a ****** hypocrite and it kills me But I'll just lay awake at night and think *"How are they content with living this way? Like hamsters in a wheel? Dogs in a cage?"* Then tomorrow I'll sit down And reread the same old poems To make me feel okay Hold me close, I'm an idiot kid and I just want to be someone
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Jun 2, 2013
Jun 2, 2013 at 1:32 AM UTC
Hold Me Close
Drinking allnight just to get right. She claims she never but it sure dont seem tight. Im half off the wagon but I just went for the ride Passed out at the keyboard found out a friend called hello died. Went to the funeral what did I see. A ****** new place it did appear to me. One for the road okay i took the case. Hopped in the coffin. felt like i just came back from outter space. If your camper's rockin. Better hope your husban dont come a knockin. cause bulletes leave ya sore. So just hide in the floor. Cause if your dead it's pretty tuff to get some more. I like beer and poetry what else did ya think i'd say. like a kid throwin rocks at a hornet's nest nest with danger i will always play. Im guessing my wife must be outta school. Honey you can ride the bus for free. No need to blow the teacher and being he's the janitor it's not really cool. I like beer and pushing the envelope what can i say. just cause you like to snuggle on fishing trips people call ya gay. I write like a demon sometimes i even think. When did God invent ******* Come on lets mix a drink. Cartoons are great ever watch fritz the cat? got busted last week trying to spend some alone time. guees it's not cool to **** off in a laundrymat. Wow im so impressed okay maybe not. Love the new site. Wonder if the new designer on his meds are really doesnt care to think alot. Wonder if my new will stay. I love beer and poetry What else did you ***** little hamsters really think i'd say?
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Mar 4, 2011
Mar 4, 2011 at 8:25 AM UTC
Beer And Poetry
Someday I hope to love you The same way small children love to name their turtles Speedy and Three legged hamsters Tripod
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Sep 3, 2012
Sep 3, 2012 at 12:52 AM UTC
Love
Something catches the brown and white hamsters eye. A carrot, left behind by someone else who likes carrots. Fully intent, the hamster attempts to flee his cage, But alas, the bars are too strong. Many hamsters, run free, But he who is afraid of his hamster; will not let it run along. The longing for a carrot eats away at this sad hamster. He does not want his hamster to starve, but he cannot risk it ruining his living room. The carrot rots away, and the hamster is once again sad.
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Apr 22, 2020
Apr 22, 2020 at 9:53 PM UTC
Hamster in a cage.
Always remember To wrap hamsters in duct tape Before ******* them.
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Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 10:06 AM UTC
The Duct Tape Haiku
I awoke to the absence of life I'm fond of; Whose conditions merit my apathy towards suicide. Found a cup of coffee in the *** waiting, begging, to get poured out. The feeling of a railroad spike driven into my skull has worked it's way from the back right section of the dome to my left eyeball. Lovely. I am at one with all the bullets, the dead hamsters, bent silverware, tacky ties, and broken fingers, the world over. Floating between the gravitational pull of two great monuments. A mutilated Zen. My personal handiwork. I want to stand in the ruins of one success. Instead I'm vacantly taking aspirin, finally okay with giving up. Quitting. I don't want to be an artist anymore. That spirit stapled to the spine, entwined to the softer parts of the brain, pretending to be a dream. Give up. Giving up is the scalpel for Quitting; self lobotomy. I don't have a surgeon's hands, but I'll settle for a surgeon's success. In dark sunglasses. The distance. A nameless faceless paycheck. Sipping on a bottle of ghosts to maintain a mere apathy. I don't sleep well.
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Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 12:39 PM UTC
"Heaven by Default."
Like hamsters on a wheel we ran Away from horses hooves Zig zagging through trees To be hunted like deer Hiding in holes Covered in dirt Crawling under rocks like insects One by one, we fell. In terror, we ran back to the place we knew best. Entered the darkness, remembering our way to the waterside. Safety, of a kind. The heavy moon poured light from the star laden sky. We merged from the thick copse to be bathed in the calming white of her rays. Eyes drawn to the glint of the moons' light, touching the tops of the ripples in the water, made brighter still by the surrounding darkness. Shimmering, like magic. It was cold, perfectly cold, and the air was fresh and open, the kind of night the veil stays so thin into the night and you can almost see just by feeling. When you can feel the serene and endless expanse of the universe. An overwhelming sense of purity and clarity. Nothing, and everything. The slight movement of air on the trees and the gentle lapping of water on the bank told us we were safe, for now at least. We returned to the real through trees and fields, passing streams and reeds along the lakeside. We were separated. I knew then, I felt it. I was strangely comforted by its sadness. Peaceful sleep, first for an age. I woke before dawn clutching a vision. A message so clear it could never be dream. Time passed, finally their eyes caught mine and stared into my soul. Then it was gone, in an instant hidden. The vision was realised.
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Apr 17, 2018
Apr 17, 2018 at 12:11 PM UTC
The Hunted Ones - a collaboration between Polar and Stealing Victories
Some people make it seem so romantic and some would probably say I'm guilty of exploiting it as well. Well let me be the first to tell you there's no glory in burning out. I live my life and to excess of course but it's not my mission to overdose or end up splattered across highway. Death isn't a choice it's a promise and to fear it is to worry over breathing its just part of the game folks. The **** I write about isn't a fantasy or what I believe its like I've actually lived it. And out of a handful of people I know I'm lucky enough to say I'm still here. I cant tell you how to live your life and honestly I don't ever give a **** how you do. I've done most every drug known to man and some of them are rather overrated to be honest that's why I prefer booze mainly because I really don't trust putting **** in my system made by people who look like they haven't slept or washed there *** in two weeks. Yeah cokes real good **** you stay paranoid as **** and if you get a good taste for it it'll **** you bank account and your heart but it is good to have on hand for picking up strippers. Hey I'm just saying if you go to the woods to hunt animals you probably use bait. Well my hunting ground is probably a lot more comfortable than yours but hey whatever gets you off. Where all checking out sooner or later but don't ever fall for that delusion that getting out early is ******* romantic **** if I had pulled the trigger when I was a miserable ass teen I would have really missed some overrated times and some hot chicks who just happened to lower there standards yes be used is kickass especially when you get a happy ending out of the deal. Live it as you will not as others would prefer cause only a spineless candy *** plays it safe. I write a lot of crazy **** cause I live a lot worse crazy **** But at least I have ******* fun. Sure you can say **** it all to this world. Or you can really **** the ******** off and shake **** up till they put your *** in the dirt. Me I'm going to go down with the ******* ship. A drink in hand and laughing like a madman the whole way down. Cause nothing ***** with the ignorant worse than a son of ***** that just wont stay down. Cheers hamsters. Gonzo
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Sep 24, 2013
Sep 24, 2013 at 3:42 PM UTC
Self Destruction And All That Other ********
Some people make it seem so romantic and some would probably say I'm guilty of exploiting it as well. Well let me be the first to tell you there's no glory in burning out. I live my life and to excess of course but it's not my mission to overdose or end up splattered across highway. Death isn't a choice it's a promise and to fear it is to worry over breathing its just part of the game folks. The **** I write about isn't a fantasy or what I believe its like I've actually lived it. And out of a handful of people I know I'm lucky enough to say I'm still here. I cant tell you how to live your life and honestly I don't ever give a **** how you do. I've done most every drug known to man and some of them are rather overrated to be honest that's why I prefer booze mainly because I really don't trust putting **** in my system made by people who look like they haven't slept or washed there *** in two weeks. Yeah cokes real good **** you stay paranoid as **** and if you get a good taste for it it'll **** you bank account and your heart but it is good to have on hand for picking up strippers. Hey I'm just saying if you go to the woods to hunt animals you probably use bait. Well my hunting ground is probably a lot more comfortable than yours but hey whatever gets you off. Where all checking out sooner or later but don't ever fall for that delusion that getting out early is ******* romantic **** if I had pulled the trigger when I was a miserable ass teen I would have really missed some overrated times and some hot chicks who just happened to lower there standards yes be used is kickass especially when you get a happy ending out of the deal. Live it as you will not as others would prefer cause only a spineless candy *** plays it safe. I write a lot of crazy **** cause I live a lot worse crazy **** But at least I have ******* fun. Sure you can say **** it all to this world. Or you can really **** the ******** off and shake **** up till they put your *** in the dirt. Me I'm going to go down with the ******* ship. A drink in hand and laughing like a madman the whole way down. Cause nothing ***** with the ignorant worse than a son of ***** that just wont stay down. Cheers hamsters. Gonzo
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Our conversations are tepid. Perfunctory, they run in circles, hamsters on wheels, wasting time. I don’t care how your day was. Undress while we mention some senseless detail about the weather, buttons still done and silk pulled over your head to save seconds,   so we can lose them between us and pretend it never happened in the morning. *I only kiss you when I’m tired of being alone.* V. K.
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Jul 16, 2015
Jul 16, 2015 at 3:14 AM UTC
Benefits
Eyes hang low Retreating from the light, Seeking shelter ‘neath heavy lids. Machines whir in the back of my mind, As their users push themselves Thoughtlessly through their tired routines Like hamsters on a wheel. I hear the water dripping, Almost as slowly as my thoughts, Into the endless myriad Of blue and red buckets. My consciousness drifts away, And suddenly it is my vehicle, As I awake walking aimlessly Through the crowded streets Of some hot Arab marketplace. Bearded men in headdresses Bicker in strange languages Over bizarre fruit, almost as vibrant As the decorated sword hilts Gently resting at their hips. Past me walk crowds of lavishly clothed, Brightly jeweled women, Dressed more strangely and exotically Then any person I’ve yet to see, And I avert my own attention So as not to draw that of others. A co-worker walks past me, Looking at me strangely, And I emerge from the lake of my mind, Flopping about as if I were a fish out of water.
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Oct 12, 2011
Oct 12, 2011 at 11:40 PM UTC
Closing Shift
*my my, ain't it June?! Juno, why have you given these poor people snowballs?! it's June and my central heating is on, it's close to 10 degrees Celsius, Bavaria is flooded, people embraced Einstein's relativity of the collapse of the = sign using a parabola, forgetting the basic Newtonian: cause & effect - the moment i coupled Socratic abhorrence of moral relativism, i took to dislike relativism kindred of: claustrophobia and agoraphobia... at some point Einstein's relativity equates space as time, rather than what Newton would suggest trans linear: algebraic squared, Newton still resides in cause & effect, space = ~space, given: 1 = millimetre, kilometre, and any other division... likewise with time... 20th century fashion being the perfect crop of quantum plagiarism, although in the 21st century the dance loop jumping between decades, back in the 20th century a linear expression, an evolution; quantum physics doesn't deal with linear excavations necessarily repeated, it's just repeats what is unnecessary. global warming and the mini ice age, June's here, Einstein too, Newton too, relatively speaking we're aether imprints... speaking via causality we're leaving a carbon footprint - well, **** me, two plus two... it's still scientific negativism, dietary requirements of modern man overshadowed all the scientific progresses in the field... never mind the cure for cancer! never mind that! as long as we can dress a diabetic in Lycra for bariatric surgery - never had i had i heard of such gastronomy, should it have been a pork chop smoked using zyklon B.* we are living in the age of scientific negativism, atheism a third limb and our existential concerns reduced to hamsters, calories and treadmills: the basis of all modern inquisitiveness / Aristotelian awe reduced to rubrics of dieticians rather than theologians: at least with the latter we could see the simple mind, hunched in prayer... with the former we are experiencing robots repeating the daily 2000 Kcal intake requirement for a flat stomach... honestly, i prefer the praying type, than the type regurgitating facts concerning their diet - at least the former state of affairs kept them shut up and mumbling, gesticulating a type of shadow boxing while befriending Jacob wrestling with an angel - at least that!
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Jun 2, 2016
Jun 2, 2016 at 7:49 PM UTC
modern scientific negativism
*my my, ain't it June?! Juno, why have you given these poor people snowballs?! it's June and my central heating is on, it's close to 10 degrees Celsius, Bavaria is flooded, people embraced Einstein's relativity of the collapse of the = sign using a parabola, forgetting the basic Newtonian: cause & effect - the moment i coupled Socratic abhorrence of moral relativism, i took to dislike relativism kindred of: claustrophobia and agoraphobia... at some point Einstein's relativity equates space as time, rather than what Newton would suggest trans linear: algebraic squared, Newton still resides in cause & effect, space = ~space, given: 1 = millimetre, kilometre, and any other division... likewise with time... 20th century fashion being the perfect crop of quantum plagiarism, although in the 21st century the dance loop jumping between decades, back in the 20th century a linear expression, an evolution; quantum physics doesn't deal with linear excavations necessarily repeated, it's just repeats what is unnecessary. global warming and the mini ice age, June's here, Einstein too, Newton too, relatively speaking we're aether imprints... speaking via causality we're leaving a carbon footprint - well, **** me, two plus two... it's still scientific negativism, dietary requirements of modern man overshadowed all the scientific progresses in the field... never mind the cure for cancer! never mind that! as long as we can dress a diabetic in Lycra for bariatric surgery - never had i had i heard of such gastronomy, should it have been a pork chop smoked using zyklon B.* we are living in the age of scientific negativism, atheism a third limb and our existential concerns reduced to hamsters, calories and treadmills: the basis of all modern inquisitiveness / Aristotelian awe reduced to rubrics of dieticians rather than theologians: at least with the latter we could see the simple mind, hunched in prayer... with the former we are experiencing robots repeating the daily 2000 Kcal intake requirement for a flat stomach... honestly, i prefer the praying type, than the type regurgitating facts concerning their diet - at least the former state of affairs kept them shut up and mumbling, gesticulating a type of shadow boxing while befriending Jacob wrestling with an angel - at least that!
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Gut convulsions sputtering forth into mental explosions emotional rebukes and back-tracking, this feels so right but will be so wrong. I can't take this leap but I must. Perhaps in another life it could be One plus you equals me, alone with my jawbone tight grinding molars enclosed in this room's twilight. Alive and well, loving this emotion simultaneously raising up and crashing down, what a commotion. You wore my hat all night long, made me care about myself, at least for the length of the song. Now Im by myself, once again, while you're at home with him. the committed relationship you're in, while we're just friends. But I see the light in your eyes when we speak. The uplift of your spirits when we face another feet to feet. Are you happy and content within the life that you've built? Or are you ready for something else, subtracting your guilt. I love you more than you can probably comprehend, **** the only time we spend together is as wage-slaves, pacing like hamsters to no foreseeable end. But every moment we laugh and dance about makes me want to raise my arms high and shout "I love this girl and everything she's about!" But I fear it will never be… because you're at home with him and not me….
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Jul 23, 2012
Jul 23, 2012 at 6:18 AM UTC
Unrequited.
I was half hung the **** over and feeling like total **** left to die. The ***** was gone and the room looked like someone had set a bomb off in a ********** . The phone rang out a ******* annoying *** banshee much like a Selena Gomez record sure everyone likes spoiled little ****** just not with the sound on. I answered the phone with all my southern charm. What the **** do you want ! ? There was a dead silence when finally a voice spoke on the other end. Um MR Robbins is this a bad time? Well considering I haven't had a drink and my head feels like it was hit by a plane nobody can find yeah sure it's a great ******* time. Well MR Robbins the man continued on about **** I could care less about going through his whole pitch trying to sell me some over priced life insurance . Yeah you got to love a paycheck you'll never see newsflash after I kick the bucket I don't give a **** if you roll me up in a carpet and toss me in a landfill . Well MR Robbins can we sign you up ? I paused just to simply to hold up the works and make you the reader say where the **** is he going with this **** My friend I get this is your job but the only thing certain in this existence is death and I have far better things and strippers to waste my money on than a fund for when I kick the bucket . Sure I could put money aside for a time I wont enjoy it, yeah and I could settle down get married become a regular dude who works his *** off till I retire to sit in a recliner **** myself and watch commercials about pills that'll give you a stiff **** and so many ******* side effects you'll do everything but glow in the ******* dark. There is no ******* promise of tomorrow kids so live your **** off today and **** the future we can only know the present. I slammed the phone down and poured what was left of a dead solider in a pint glass . It was bitter and almost warm and as I chased it with a good cigarette and thought to myself as the jukebox came to life . Dam I sure hope that was a beer if not someone probably needs to go to the free clinic . Stay crazy hamsters . Gonzo
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Mar 22, 2014
Mar 22, 2014 at 3:09 PM UTC
A Moment Of Reflection Yeah I'm Still Alive Gonzo
I was half hung the **** over and feeling like total **** left to die. The ***** was gone and the room looked like someone had set a bomb off in a ********** . The phone rang out a ******* annoying *** banshee much like a Selena Gomez record sure everyone likes spoiled little ****** just not with the sound on. I answered the phone with all my southern charm. What the **** do you want ! ? There was a dead silence when finally a voice spoke on the other end. Um MR Robbins is this a bad time? Well considering I haven't had a drink and my head feels like it was hit by a plane nobody can find yeah sure it's a great ******* time. Well MR Robbins the man continued on about **** I could care less about going through his whole pitch trying to sell me some over priced life insurance . Yeah you got to love a paycheck you'll never see newsflash after I kick the bucket I don't give a **** if you roll me up in a carpet and toss me in a landfill . Well MR Robbins can we sign you up ? I paused just to simply to hold up the works and make you the reader say where the **** is he going with this **** My friend I get this is your job but the only thing certain in this existence is death and I have far better things and strippers to waste my money on than a fund for when I kick the bucket . Sure I could put money aside for a time I wont enjoy it, yeah and I could settle down get married become a regular dude who works his *** off till I retire to sit in a recliner **** myself and watch commercials about pills that'll give you a stiff **** and so many ******* side effects you'll do everything but glow in the ******* dark. There is no ******* promise of tomorrow kids so live your **** off today and **** the future we can only know the present. I slammed the phone down and poured what was left of a dead solider in a pint glass . It was bitter and almost warm and as I chased it with a good cigarette and thought to myself as the jukebox came to life . Dam I sure hope that was a beer if not someone probably needs to go to the free clinic . Stay crazy hamsters . Gonzo
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It’s morning and very still and I’m walking perpendicular to three or four hundred but I’m their audience I stop to take a breath while Hunter Morris ninteenfiftytwototwothousandandone lays silently below me every time I breath out my breath floats to join the crowd but they’re really below me it’s hard seeing things for how they really are it’s Monday in December and somewhere in the city people press against each other as they walk -don’t tell me there’s not enough room- like hamsters huddling for warmth in a corner I ignore the dew and sit in the grass and try to not be so much
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May 4, 2013
May 4, 2013 at 1:19 PM UTC
Granite (Today #18)