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I was walking on the seashore when I heard a fearful cry I looked out across the water where a man was drifting by "You've got to help!" he shouted, "There's a lifebelt in your reach, "If you throw it to me quickly I'll get back onto the Beach!" I hastily began to do exactly as he said When a little word of warning made its way into my head. "You reckon this will help," I said, "that is what you believe, "But to trust short-term solutions here is hopelessly naive. "You think the belt will save you, and for now maybe it would "But to teach a faulty lesson here could do more harm than good "You want something for nothing and that just is not the way "In the sophisticated economic climate of today - "You need trade! You need trade, not aid "You need trade! I can't help until you've paid. "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need "But a culture of dependency is all that it would breed!" "What's wrong with you, you maniac?" he answered with a yell, "I'm drowning in the ocean and there's nothing here to sell! "We can talk about your theories when I'm back upon the shore "Now just throw the ****** life-belt out, I beg you, I implore! "You have it in your power and you know that if you can "You've a moral obligation to assist your fellow man!" I told him, "You are selfish! This is difficult for me, "D'you think a drowning person is a pleasant thing to see? "You shouldn't be in the water if you haven't learned to swim!" He said "You no-good lousy ******* it was you who pushed me in!" Well this kind of moral blackmail made me look at him, aghast And say, "There really is no virtue here in dwelling on the past, "You need trade! You need trade, not aid "You need trade! I can't help until you've paid. "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need "But a culture of dependency is all that it would breed!" "Don't be so pessimistic," I advised him, "you are rich! "The sea in which you're drowning must be lowping full of fish!" "If that's what you're relying on," he said, "to judge my wealth, "Then you know that I have nothing, 'cos you caught them all yourself!" I said, "Well, you can't argue with the laws of competition "You were wasting time by drowning when you should have been out fishin'!" When finally he died I said, "My brother, I will miss you, "But maybe more importantly, you've highlighted an issue: "Drowning is a problem, and believe me, now you're gone, "I'll be on the phone to Geldof, Ultravox and Elton John. "We'll organise a concert so that everyone can see "That drowning is a menace, we should make it history! "Using trade! Using trade, not aid, "Good, free trade, the grestest plan we've ever made, "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need, "But a culture of dependency's a rotten thing to breed!"

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Dec 6, 2010

Dec 6, 2010 at 4:25 AM UTC

alan-mcclure

Trade Not Aid

I was walking on the seashore when I heard a fearful cry I looked out across the water where a man was drifting by "You've got to help!" he shouted, "There's a lifebelt in your reach, "If you throw it to me quickly I'll get back onto the Beach!" I hastily began to do exactly as he said When a little word of warning made its way into my head. "You reckon this will help," I said, "that is what you believe, "But to trust short-term solutions here is hopelessly naive. "You think the belt will save you, and for now maybe it would "But to teach a faulty lesson here could do more harm than good "You want something for nothing and that just is not the way "In the sophisticated economic climate of today - "You need trade! You need trade, not aid "You need trade! I can't help until you've paid. "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need "But a culture of dependency is all that it would breed!" "What's wrong with you, you maniac?" he answered with a yell, "I'm drowning in the ocean and there's nothing here to sell! "We can talk about your theories when I'm back upon the shore "Now just throw the ****** life-belt out, I beg you, I implore! "You have it in your power and you know that if you can "You've a moral obligation to assist your fellow man!" I told him, "You are selfish! This is difficult for me, "D'you think a drowning person is a pleasant thing to see? "You shouldn't be in the water if you haven't learned to swim!" He said "You no-good lousy ******* it was you who pushed me in!" Well this kind of moral blackmail made me look at him, aghast And say, "There really is no virtue here in dwelling on the past, "You need trade! You need trade, not aid "You need trade! I can't help until you've paid. "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need "But a culture of dependency is all that it would breed!" "Don't be so pessimistic," I advised him, "you are rich! "The sea in which you're drowning must be lowping full of fish!" "If that's what you're relying on," he said, "to judge my wealth, "Then you know that I have nothing, 'cos you caught them all yourself!" I said, "Well, you can't argue with the laws of competition "You were wasting time by drowning when you should have been out fishin'!" When finally he died I said, "My brother, I will miss you, "But maybe more importantly, you've highlighted an issue: "Drowning is a problem, and believe me, now you're gone, "I'll be on the phone to Geldof, Ultravox and Elton John. "We'll organise a concert so that everyone can see "That drowning is a menace, we should make it history! "Using trade! Using trade, not aid, "Good, free trade, the grestest plan we've ever made, "You say that you're in trouble and my help is all you need, "But a culture of dependency's a rotten thing to breed!"