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Social Media World Waiting, longing, wanting Never finished, never complete Silence makes our ears ring Always busy, looking to compete Social media world Everyone and no one Never alone, your life is unfurled, Tap, swipe, post, I’m done.. Never done, never finished Your social media masterpiece Do we leave ourselves diminished? Even though we constantly increase ... Increase and build, our profiles grow, Piece by piece an ever changing image So fast, so rapid, makes me want to go slow In my mind I pretend and try to envisage And yet I’m entirely torn A hypocrite through and through My very own image I’ll adorn My eyes, my mouth and what about this hairdo? I love it and I question it, I label myself, but why? Basic, white, “this is lit” I’ve found that social media high Parents worry, kids rebel, Are they happy !? Perhaps time will tell For me, it’s the content that’s ****** Stop seeking happiness, It’s not an end game Stop talking mindfulness Whilst putting others to shame Let’s stop talking the talk Preaching and self indulging Watching and waiting like a hawk, A lifetime wasted, wishing But embrace the conversations! Open dialogue; debating, discussing, Thoughts, ideas and revelations, Platforms for all, we could do anything!
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Nov 2, 2021
Nov 2, 2021 at 6:09 PM UTC
Social Media World
The old order changeth, yielding place to new -Tennyson, Idylls of the King Like dinosaurs our institutions gasp In spasms of existential death; they pass At first unnoticed by the casual unobserver Who trips over a covenant that isn’t there If you vote they give you a sticker The ephemeral Constitution changed Like sweaty skivvies by each president Law libraries catalogued for pulp By obedient functionaries in tees If you vote they give you a sticker The faithful escorted out of the cathedral By a bored security guard on overtime The altar linens for sale at Goodwill And the sanctuary repurposed on T.V. If you vote they give you a sticker Some of The Just Plain Folks cheer for the Reds And the others cheer only for the Blues As the reincarnation of Jack Chick Blesses their four-wheelers and plastic caps If you vote they give you a sticker Election placards on abandoned buildings Promise again prosperity for all The **** lab cooks behind The Kute Kidz Private Academy of the Dance and Math If you vote they give you a sticker An outreach of the Bright Light Free Will Missionary Temple of the Lord Jesus Christ Of the Lamb Sanctified 501C The Reverend Doctor Master Bishop Billy-Bob Hairdo PhD, DD a-brangin’ Messages and His Esteemed Lady Apostle Heather If you vote they give you a sticker And blessed be the Holy AR-15 God gave to His People to defend themselves Here in the freest country in the world Which you can find behind the barbed-wire fence If you vote they give you a sticker While fleets of luxury presidential jets Arc high over our public housing projects Reminding us of our prosperity Here in the richest country in the world If you vote they give you a sticker And them Jews for Jesus I guess they’re all right But them other Jews they just ain’t no good Nor them Cath’lics nor them Mormons neither And don’t you get me started on them Baptists (We seem to have been otherwise engaged) “The old order changeth, yielding place to new” – (But neither cares at all for me or you) But if you vote they give you a sticker
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Nov 6, 2018
Nov 6, 2018 at 7:30 AM UTC
Election Day: Executive Inaction with Moderate Prejudice in Fits of Absent-Mindedness
The old order changeth, yielding place to new -Tennyson, Idylls of the King Like dinosaurs our institutions gasp In spasms of existential death; they pass At first unnoticed by the casual unobserver Who trips over a covenant that isn’t there If you vote they give you a sticker The ephemeral Constitution changed Like sweaty skivvies by each president Law libraries catalogued for pulp By obedient functionaries in tees If you vote they give you a sticker The faithful escorted out of the cathedral By a bored security guard on overtime The altar linens for sale at Goodwill And the sanctuary repurposed on T.V. If you vote they give you a sticker Some of The Just Plain Folks cheer for the Reds And the others cheer only for the Blues As the reincarnation of Jack Chick Blesses their four-wheelers and plastic caps If you vote they give you a sticker Election placards on abandoned buildings Promise again prosperity for all The **** lab cooks behind The Kute Kidz Private Academy of the Dance and Math If you vote they give you a sticker An outreach of the Bright Light Free Will Missionary Temple of the Lord Jesus Christ Of the Lamb Sanctified 501C The Reverend Doctor Master Bishop Billy-Bob Hairdo PhD, DD a-brangin’ Messages and His Esteemed Lady Apostle Heather If you vote they give you a sticker And blessed be the Holy AR-15 God gave to His People to defend themselves Here in the freest country in the world Which you can find behind the barbed-wire fence If you vote they give you a sticker While fleets of luxury presidential jets Arc high over our public housing projects Reminding us of our prosperity Here in the richest country in the world If you vote they give you a sticker And them Jews for Jesus I guess they’re all right But them other Jews they just ain’t no good Nor them Cath’lics nor them Mormons neither And don’t you get me started on them Baptists (We seem to have been otherwise engaged) “The old order changeth, yielding place to new” – (But neither cares at all for me or you) But if you vote they give you a sticker
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Karma police, arrest this man He talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He's like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl Her ****** hairdo is Making me feel ill And we have crashed her party *This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us* Karma Police I've given all I can It's not enough I've given all I can But we're still on the payroll *This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with us* And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself (In the early version, the first verse went): Karma police arrest this girl She stares at me As if she owns the world and We have crashed her party Songwriters: YORKE, THOMAS / O'BRIEN, EDWARD JOHN / GREENWOOD, COLIN CHARLES / GREENWOOD, JONATHAN RICHARD GUY / SELWAY, PHILIP S T - 24 nov 2013
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Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 2:32 AM UTC
Radiohead - Karma Police
Once for Halloween I dressed up as Athena The Greek goddess My favorite Greek goddess And it was a decent costume Your standard iParty fare Paired with an elaborate hairdo and some 50 cent earrings And I knew I was only a cheap imitation Nothing close to the real thing For no one would ever build me a temple Burn cattle in my name Put on white robes and fall to their knees For me No, not for me But for Athena Oh, how they fell! How the ancient Greeks worshipped her very name Gave her their capital city And dedicated the most powerful force to her Wisdom That force which drove the philosophers The very energy That sustained Socrates And Plato And Aristotle And all those dead guys we read about in class I was in a class Reading the words those dead guys collected In their moments of clarity But all I could think about All I really wanted Was to throw on a white robe And fall to my knees at the Parthenon Begging for wisdom, wisdom Please, Athena, some wisdom! I don't care if it's heresy I don't care if you're a myth nowadays Because you once reigned You once stood on Mount Olympus In all your ancient power And watched your people crying out wisdom, Athena, wisdom! Please! I wish I could have been there I wish I could have seen The day the goddess cracked open Zeus's skull And was born Fully armed Ready for her battle Not the fight for wisdom, no The fight she faced was undying The war she would lead Would ripple through the ages Taking all civilizations And tearing at their social order For it was the men she was fighting The disbelieving fools who put her *** down Taking all women's wisdom And deeming it inferior Substandard Not good enough So Athena blazed in glory And for her, men believed Believed in their mothers and wives and daughters Saw in that enthroned goddess The sparks that fueled women's minds Yes, I wish I'd been there I wish I could have kissed her sword And asked her to stick around To blaze her way to the twenty-first century And make these guys tremble, too Instead I look around my 80% male college of engineering And wonder why I need to prove my worth Simply because I have a second x chromosome I wish that I could blaze in glory And dazzle them all the same That my Halloween costume could be enough to fool them That they would turn their toga-party bedsheets Into white robes And fall to their knees Gasping, "Wisdom, wisdom!" And that, for one moment I could be their goddess
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Nov 27, 2010
Nov 27, 2010 at 6:38 PM UTC
Athena
Once for Halloween I dressed up as Athena The Greek goddess My favorite Greek goddess And it was a decent costume Your standard iParty fare Paired with an elaborate hairdo and some 50 cent earrings And I knew I was only a cheap imitation Nothing close to the real thing For no one would ever build me a temple Burn cattle in my name Put on white robes and fall to their knees For me No, not for me But for Athena Oh, how they fell! How the ancient Greeks worshipped her very name Gave her their capital city And dedicated the most powerful force to her Wisdom That force which drove the philosophers The very energy That sustained Socrates And Plato And Aristotle And all those dead guys we read about in class I was in a class Reading the words those dead guys collected In their moments of clarity But all I could think about All I really wanted Was to throw on a white robe And fall to my knees at the Parthenon Begging for wisdom, wisdom Please, Athena, some wisdom! I don't care if it's heresy I don't care if you're a myth nowadays Because you once reigned You once stood on Mount Olympus In all your ancient power And watched your people crying out wisdom, Athena, wisdom! Please! I wish I could have been there I wish I could have seen The day the goddess cracked open Zeus's skull And was born Fully armed Ready for her battle Not the fight for wisdom, no The fight she faced was undying The war she would lead Would ripple through the ages Taking all civilizations And tearing at their social order For it was the men she was fighting The disbelieving fools who put her *** down Taking all women's wisdom And deeming it inferior Substandard Not good enough So Athena blazed in glory And for her, men believed Believed in their mothers and wives and daughters Saw in that enthroned goddess The sparks that fueled women's minds Yes, I wish I'd been there I wish I could have kissed her sword And asked her to stick around To blaze her way to the twenty-first century And make these guys tremble, too Instead I look around my 80% male college of engineering And wonder why I need to prove my worth Simply because I have a second x chromosome I wish that I could blaze in glory And dazzle them all the same That my Halloween costume could be enough to fool them That they would turn their toga-party bedsheets Into white robes And fall to their knees Gasping, "Wisdom, wisdom!" And that, for one moment I could be their goddess
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So what I drink all my calories I'm sane and you're not, bruh It's never enough even to wear what you're wearing and talk like you talk, do you even care? Killing myself keeping things legit in your sphere Black sheep combine forces to feel wanted, keeping your company I feel blocked when you're nodding. Yes, I'm acting just like you want me, bruh, I'm coming up short to your haughti ness, blessed with a sense of self stopping just short of your level and what the hell, what I am doing here fighting for otherness, concerned with the purity of water of my brothers and my sisters of the covenant You talk about faith when it comes to prey that you're stalking, keep it strong, yolo, fleek, and a hashtag To be honest I'm scared that my hometown will be infested with those the internet claimed and ingest, swallowed with speed of light, people spit out as pesticide turning the verdant green such a ****** brown Yes you're so on top and classy, lacking purposely the tenets that turn a body fancy Cool *** beard bro, girl that's a freak *** hairdo, up in the midst short sides a pool cue locked in your hands up inside a ******* dive bar, midnight drive holding a pipe 'hind your headlights, Yes you're mixing with the best making them arrogant, such a lens to view the struggles they been through, Weird queer younglings in their late twenties and homeless at some point, only the noise of the sirens and blue lit bathrooms, keeper of the needle rights, and happiness,5-0 lights blasting on naito, picking on the kids white/brown outside washing the day away with the kiss of the pabst taking a nap on the grass on the waterfront blessed with lives with beards and queers passing by as they want one.
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Sep 20, 2015
Sep 20, 2015 at 3:21 AM UTC
Insomniacts: "211"
So what I drink all my calories I'm sane and you're not, bruh It's never enough even to wear what you're wearing and talk like you talk, do you even care? Killing myself keeping things legit in your sphere Black sheep combine forces to feel wanted, keeping your company I feel blocked when you're nodding. Yes, I'm acting just like you want me, bruh, I'm coming up short to your haughti ness, blessed with a sense of self stopping just short of your level and what the hell, what I am doing here fighting for otherness, concerned with the purity of water of my brothers and my sisters of the covenant You talk about faith when it comes to prey that you're stalking, keep it strong, yolo, fleek, and a hashtag To be honest I'm scared that my hometown will be infested with those the internet claimed and ingest, swallowed with speed of light, people spit out as pesticide turning the verdant green such a ****** brown Yes you're so on top and classy, lacking purposely the tenets that turn a body fancy Cool *** beard bro, girl that's a freak *** hairdo, up in the midst short sides a pool cue locked in your hands up inside a ******* dive bar, midnight drive holding a pipe 'hind your headlights, Yes you're mixing with the best making them arrogant, such a lens to view the struggles they been through, Weird queer younglings in their late twenties and homeless at some point, only the noise of the sirens and blue lit bathrooms, keeper of the needle rights, and happiness,5-0 lights blasting on naito, picking on the kids white/brown outside washing the day away with the kiss of the pabst taking a nap on the grass on the waterfront blessed with lives with beards and queers passing by as they want one.
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*O come gentle persons all and listen to the woeful tale of an unfortunate lover* 1 I pitied Cinderella and knocked at her door when everyone was away and I sang: *Come, run away with me and I shall look after you - all the days of my life all the days of yours* Get lost, she said. *I’ve a premonition of glass slippers and Princes and castles* 2 And so I went to fair Verona to see if Juliet would give me her hand but it was her father who showed me the toughness of his servant’s hands 3 And ah, I went to Rapunzel and I said:  *Oh, let down your hair and I’ll come to you; and I’ll find a way for both of us to run away to better lands* Get lost,  she said *You don’t look like a man who can afford to get me the best shampoo and golden diamond-studded hairclips - new ones everyday for my hairdo* 4 And so I waited for Cleopatra till Brutus and the conspirators stuck their daggers into Caesar and I went to her mansions but the guards seized me and they said: *You ever heard of Cleopatra’s needles? Where’d you like us to stick them in you?* 5 and so, desperate, I went to **** myself back in Verona in the family crypt of the Capulets and woe is me - I really don’t know why - but I’m thrown into prison now *‘for the ****** of two’*
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Oct 10, 2010
Oct 10, 2010 at 9:51 PM UTC
tale of the unfortunate lover
The National Security Advisor In all his frumpery and trumpery Waves his combat moustache menacingly Backed up by each nuclear incisor He threatens Iran with his “hell to pay” Word missiles through his bristles - “We will come after you!” Omitting to say (through his ****** hairdo) His child will not go, but yours will – hooray! For his own combat record is no joke: He bravely fought the Cong around Fort Polk
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Sep 26, 2018
Sep 26, 2018 at 8:46 AM UTC
John Bolton Rattles his Moustache of War
Charley Bob is a "walker". He walks the roads and avenues where I live. He doesn't appear to have a job, he just walks.....every day. He use to walk with his zipper down and with flacid ***** in hand proudly display himself to all who drove by, but that embarrassed many and they made him put his security blanket away. Now he just grabs his crotch like the gangstas downtown. Sorry Charley. Every town has a "walker", some have several. You've seen them. They walk the streets, lost in their own little worlds. They look the same as they did 20 years ago. There's the lady with nary a tooth in her head, her ankle length skirt and her Pentecostal hairdo (PHD). They say for 50 bucks she'll let you know why she has no teeth. She's a "working girl walker", but she is still a "walker". Once I was walking downtown, and as I passed her she angrily mumbled something to me, all lips and gums, "Muver Phucker", she said. I don't even know her, but she was as angry with me as if we were the best of friends. Some "walkers" talk to themselves, some answer themselves, some stop and turn and scream out profundities to no-one, or someone, it's a matter of perspective. It's like some shrink somewhere gave them a prescription for their mental disorder, walk 20 miles and see me in the morning. Charley Bob is the best though. I swear you can see him at 10am, and by 5 he is still slowly making his way back from where he went to. I wonder what makes him turn and go home. Charley Bob is a "walker".
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Mar 3, 2013
Mar 3, 2013 at 10:58 PM UTC
Charley Bob
Charley Bob is a "walker". He walks the roads and avenues where I live. He doesn't appear to have a job, he just walks.....every day. He use to walk with his zipper down and with flacid ***** in hand proudly display himself to all who drove by, but that embarrassed many and they made him put his security blanket away. Now he just grabs his crotch like the gangstas downtown. Sorry Charley. Every town has a "walker", some have several. You've seen them. They walk the streets, lost in their own little worlds. They look the same as they did 20 years ago. There's the lady with nary a tooth in her head, her ankle length skirt and her Pentecostal hairdo (PHD). They say for 50 bucks she'll let you know why she has no teeth. She's a "working girl walker", but she is still a "walker". Once I was walking downtown, and as I passed her she angrily mumbled something to me, all lips and gums, "Muver Phucker", she said. I don't even know her, but she was as angry with me as if we were the best of friends. Some "walkers" talk to themselves, some answer themselves, some stop and turn and scream out profundities to no-one, or someone, it's a matter of perspective. It's like some shrink somewhere gave them a prescription for their mental disorder, walk 20 miles and see me in the morning. Charley Bob is the best though. I swear you can see him at 10am, and by 5 he is still slowly making his way back from where he went to. I wonder what makes him turn and go home. Charley Bob is a "walker".
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Wiggy doesn’t mean it is a wig Just that it looks very like one; And the hairdo is so ludicrous That we can’t help making fun. You act like an adolescent Your orange hair is almost funny. You utter the most inane things Your disposition totally not sunny. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale. Snort and wiggle, grimace and scowl It’s quite the side-show carnival show You open your mouth and let fall out Words that prove what you do not know. Grunt and wallow in your own mud Holler, howl, bellow and squeal As if the lies you are telling us all Amount to something valid and real. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale. So far, you are making yourself Totally beloved in the Sainted South But to most of us you would look Better with an apple in your mouth. You **** and moan and pontificate And spout such bigoted wit That the best place for you is Guest of honor on a barbecue spit. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale.
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Apr 4, 2016
Apr 4, 2016 at 8:28 PM UTC
WIGGY LITTLE PIGGY
Wiggy doesn’t mean it is a wig Just that it looks very like one; And the hairdo is so ludicrous That we can’t help making fun. You act like an adolescent Your orange hair is almost funny. You utter the most inane things Your disposition totally not sunny. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale. Snort and wiggle, grimace and scowl It’s quite the side-show carnival show You open your mouth and let fall out Words that prove what you do not know. Grunt and wallow in your own mud Holler, howl, bellow and squeal As if the lies you are telling us all Amount to something valid and real. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale. So far, you are making yourself Totally beloved in the Sainted South But to most of us you would look Better with an apple in your mouth. You **** and moan and pontificate And spout such bigoted wit That the best place for you is Guest of honor on a barbecue spit. Wiggy little piggy, is what you are As you ludicrously strut about. You make yourself a laughingstock From your hooves up to your snout. You spout a bunch of garbage High on the ignorance scale Like you bought it all half price At a dollar-store basement sale.
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Happiness is getting the last slice of pizza While sitting atop the leaning tower of Pisa It is stepping in fresh new snow Or watching your favorite show It's ice cream on a hot summer day Or being first at the buffet The smell of new shoes, Being told good news Its getting a new hairdo But above all, happiness is within you!
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Aug 20, 2018
Aug 20, 2018 at 11:22 AM UTC
ex·u·ber·ant
Do you live your life through movies? Through good music or through books? Do you fashion how you live your life By how another looks? Are you trendy or a classic? Never straying from the line Do you change your hairdo weekly Well, if you do....that's fine Self image is a fickle beast It's one we can't control As one listens to classical Someone else likes rock and roll Do you wish the life you see up on the giant movie screen Is the one that you are living Or are you living in between? do you want to be a rock star? Live your life out on the road Or are you happy being where you are Quite content to haul your load Do you want to pack and travel To places that you've read Do you want to go and meet folks From the past and now long dead ? Do you dress like someone famous From a brand new magazine Do you steal phrases from the movies From your favourite actors scenes ? Are you a follower or a leader? Or are you still one who's not sure? Is your form of self expression Locked behind a steel tight door? Are you silent or are you noisy? Must you be the one who's on Or are you the wallflower in the corner The one not missed when they are gone? When you read does your mind wander To a place you won't return Or does it take you to the precipice Where you turn once you have learned? Do you have imaginiation? Or do you think you've no ideas? Do your thoughts all die of loneliness? Are they blocked out by your fears? If a movie helps you come alive And the music makes you dance Imagine what your mind could do If you just gave it a chance Plant a seed and watch it grow up Take a chance and make that leap Step out front and be the leader Not in back where you just creep Be the one who sings the music Makes the movie, writes the book Break out your imagination Be where other people look Are you one who lives through movies? Thorough a book or in a song? Break the mould and be the artist Be good or bad...it won't be wrong.
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Jun 30, 2012
Jun 30, 2012 at 6:29 PM UTC
Be The Artist (re-edited)
Do you live your life through movies? Through good music or through books? Do you fashion how you live your life By how another looks? Are you trendy or a classic? Never straying from the line Do you change your hairdo weekly Well, if you do....that's fine Self image is a fickle beast It's one we can't control As one listens to classical Someone else likes rock and roll Do you wish the life you see up on the giant movie screen Is the one that you are living Or are you living in between? do you want to be a rock star? Live your life out on the road Or are you happy being where you are Quite content to haul your load Do you want to pack and travel To places that you've read Do you want to go and meet folks From the past and now long dead ? Do you dress like someone famous From a brand new magazine Do you steal phrases from the movies From your favourite actors scenes ? Are you a follower or a leader? Or are you still one who's not sure? Is your form of self expression Locked behind a steel tight door? Are you silent or are you noisy? Must you be the one who's on Or are you the wallflower in the corner The one not missed when they are gone? When you read does your mind wander To a place you won't return Or does it take you to the precipice Where you turn once you have learned? Do you have imaginiation? Or do you think you've no ideas? Do your thoughts all die of loneliness? Are they blocked out by your fears? If a movie helps you come alive And the music makes you dance Imagine what your mind could do If you just gave it a chance Plant a seed and watch it grow up Take a chance and make that leap Step out front and be the leader Not in back where you just creep Be the one who sings the music Makes the movie, writes the book Break out your imagination Be where other people look Are you one who lives through movies? Thorough a book or in a song? Break the mould and be the artist Be good or bad...it won't be wrong.
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i woke up this morning to take a walk on the sun while the moon was out dancing in a village of one had the strangest of feelings it had all come undone and me...i was just along for the ride the fields were all waving a bright shade of blue as the women who worked them wore starlight hairdo's i blinked once, then twice well...wouldn't you as i reached in and scratched the itch of my mind cows carrying moonflower purses looking utterly strange dogs barking out four on the driving range shouldn't the cows be a milking and the dogs scratching mange as i pulled on the cord that was just out of sight the dam broke, flooding the valley with pink lemonade only the statute of achoo! (bless you) was all that was saved they tried to do more but the train was delayed there's never been a day like a day tonight
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Nov 3, 2013
Nov 3, 2013 at 6:14 PM UTC
marmalade
Lock and hook Mama's neck. Bounce on Mama's tummy. Wrestle, Shove and Spike Mama. Mess up Mama's cool hairdo. Jump and Climb on Mama's back. Trample on Mama's crouch. Talk to his robot. Hang his goal post around Mama's neck. What a night!
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 12:55 AM UTC
Redefining Mother-son bonding.
I would humbly put forth the idea, quite prostrate, that it would do us some good if we were to put aside, for a time, our epistemological certainties and archetypal savior fixations and, instead, opt for a more robust, ocher-hued ontological preeminence: putting the what before the why. Only then can one, say, sip hot herbal tea from an old pink bone china teacup and, without thinking about all the things all the time, for once -just- feel the sun's warmth on your aged face as it begins its set over a half-eaten cotton candy sky that is epic af and reminds you of Peter Pan and then Robin Williams and then whywhywhy and then something random and weirrrd, and, in doing so, you can watch the lack of shittogetherness, of which duly occupies the very seat of your character like a bully usurper that hits you bc "he loves you," melt into a very (very) temporary oblivion and revel in what is before you without feeling paralyzing angst that is, usually, soo angst-y that you gotta pronounce that **** in German as if you were Schopenhauerly sitting at some non-descript desk in some non-descript room with your hand stroking your truly descript crazygeniusguy hair that is some kind of proto-Wolverine hairdo (and you wonder if Stan Lee was cryptically tipping his cap to S's philosophical pessimism with this peculiar gesture; consider googling it but don't because you've already googled too much sheeyt today), thinking (or brooding) about how much of a ******** Descartes is with his whole, yuhknow, theory about some ******* secret nanoputian angelic chemist that sits at the pearly gates of the Pineal Gland and performs the sacred transduction of the divine ghost, or whatever. Otherwise you are, like, consumed with analysis, which is a complete ******* bore and - let's face it - a thoroughly transparent attempt to sound smarter than you actually are. This herbal tea I'm currently drinking has "rose hips" in it. Dear botany, that image is fun.
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Feb 4, 2016
Feb 4, 2016 at 4:07 PM UTC
a prosaic and utterly prolix rant that will change your life
I would humbly put forth the idea, quite prostrate, that it would do us some good if we were to put aside, for a time, our epistemological certainties and archetypal savior fixations and, instead, opt for a more robust, ocher-hued ontological preeminence: putting the what before the why. Only then can one, say, sip hot herbal tea from an old pink bone china teacup and, without thinking about all the things all the time, for once -just- feel the sun's warmth on your aged face as it begins its set over a half-eaten cotton candy sky that is epic af and reminds you of Peter Pan and then Robin Williams and then whywhywhy and then something random and weirrrd, and, in doing so, you can watch the lack of shittogetherness, of which duly occupies the very seat of your character like a bully usurper that hits you bc "he loves you," melt into a very (very) temporary oblivion and revel in what is before you without feeling paralyzing angst that is, usually, soo angst-y that you gotta pronounce that **** in German as if you were Schopenhauerly sitting at some non-descript desk in some non-descript room with your hand stroking your truly descript crazygeniusguy hair that is some kind of proto-Wolverine hairdo (and you wonder if Stan Lee was cryptically tipping his cap to S's philosophical pessimism with this peculiar gesture; consider googling it but don't because you've already googled too much sheeyt today), thinking (or brooding) about how much of a ******** Descartes is with his whole, yuhknow, theory about some ******* secret nanoputian angelic chemist that sits at the pearly gates of the Pineal Gland and performs the sacred transduction of the divine ghost, or whatever. Otherwise you are, like, consumed with analysis, which is a complete ******* bore and - let's face it - a thoroughly transparent attempt to sound smarter than you actually are. This herbal tea I'm currently drinking has "rose hips" in it. Dear botany, that image is fun.
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I'd pen a paragraph or two scribble out a scroll for you the ink pours out this pen to produce a pretty prose that's true hoping to show my view my hopes my dreams the best for you don't waste life heed this be true to you make mistakes keep youth's virtue get a tattoo in fact get two try that awful hairdo keep your family close remember their value be spontaneous an impromptu trip to a beach or igloo hug your mother when she's blue learn Kung fu or write haikus just continue down your own avenue I hope to be there to see how you grew and take some credit for the you that is you
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Jul 18, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 at 8:00 PM UTC
My son - A.B
MAN= "I thought you thtew those boots out" In other words="I love your legs in those boots"... MAN="You get to drive the new car tonight baby", In other words="I'm getting smashed tonight", MAN="That **** at the office had a ladder in her tights, how tacky", In other words="My new secretary has great legs", WOMAN="My god, look at the state of my hair", In other words="You haven't noticed my new hairdo", WOMAN="You look so tired tonight sweety", In other words="You're not getting any tonight mister", WOMAN=" *** that blue shirt you love is too tight, i'll buy a new one", In other words="I mixed the wash, your blue shirt is pink"... Woman, Man, man Of Woe? I dont know. Let's just get along HMMMM???? (c) eileen mcgreevy 2009
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Nov 22, 2009
Nov 22, 2009 at 6:51 AM UTC
In Other Words
-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She puts her hair up in a mop, loose and tight sweats combined, that leave everything, everything, to imagination mine except her feet, always bare, as if she breaths thru her purple painted toenails, exhaling her arousal smell this hydra-headed hairdo mess, spills up and over, down and under, **** if it is not the most sexiest hairdo I ever seen she catches me staring, she standing, on the kitchen ladder, frowns a clowny pretend perturbed, angry woman little girl pouty look "what! what are you looking at? false exasperation, sighing angry like, who she kidding.... "me? nothing!" "just watching and observing" and this kids, is how you write a ******* love poem, never using the word love *******
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May 8, 2014
May 8, 2014 at 12:54 AM UTC
She puts her hair up in a mop
Have you ever asked the question How do pictures work? They're just images of fleeting times But worth a thousand words I've got a box of thousands In this box they're  safe at last They're memories all stored away Of my childhood and my past What happened to those people ? Who were captured for a second I guess some died and some grew up At least, that's what I reckon Sad images and happy ones Just echos never heard But memories come flooding back Each one....a thousand words That holiday, the fishing trip A birthday that was fun Each just a sliver of your life A time that is now done Look back and you are younger All those people still alive That picture of you at the lake Where you first learned how to dive They all sit here inside the box Not one can be discarded For each one is a piece of me Of how my whole life started There's some I can't remember Really, more than you should know And some, well..there's that hairdo That's just one I'll never show You look at them and wonder What possessed me on that day To take a picture of that place And now, I could'nt say Most names are lost to memory But the faces I recall I might know who some are in them But I do not know them all I wish that as I see them I could spend more time with them It would be just something special To share a moment once again For now, the box is hidden In a cupboard, in the back A box of little snippents That have made up my lifes track You look at some and wish You could always stay that way But life is not a fairy tale It isn't Dorian Gray Best put the pictures back now Bring them out in years to come For their story of a thousand words Must start with only one Don't throw away one photo For each one fills in a hole They're  a picture of your being And they all make up your soul It's amazing how a picture Wakes your mind, gives it a **** Have you ever really wondered Juist how do pictures work?
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May 3, 2012
May 3, 2012 at 8:28 PM UTC
Pictures
Have you ever asked the question How do pictures work? They're just images of fleeting times But worth a thousand words I've got a box of thousands In this box they're  safe at last They're memories all stored away Of my childhood and my past What happened to those people ? Who were captured for a second I guess some died and some grew up At least, that's what I reckon Sad images and happy ones Just echos never heard But memories come flooding back Each one....a thousand words That holiday, the fishing trip A birthday that was fun Each just a sliver of your life A time that is now done Look back and you are younger All those people still alive That picture of you at the lake Where you first learned how to dive They all sit here inside the box Not one can be discarded For each one is a piece of me Of how my whole life started There's some I can't remember Really, more than you should know And some, well..there's that hairdo That's just one I'll never show You look at them and wonder What possessed me on that day To take a picture of that place And now, I could'nt say Most names are lost to memory But the faces I recall I might know who some are in them But I do not know them all I wish that as I see them I could spend more time with them It would be just something special To share a moment once again For now, the box is hidden In a cupboard, in the back A box of little snippents That have made up my lifes track You look at some and wish You could always stay that way But life is not a fairy tale It isn't Dorian Gray Best put the pictures back now Bring them out in years to come For their story of a thousand words Must start with only one Don't throw away one photo For each one fills in a hole They're  a picture of your being And they all make up your soul It's amazing how a picture Wakes your mind, gives it a **** Have you ever really wondered Juist how do pictures work?
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Shallow: a desert puddle, arid June Voracious need for lavish fortune Pseudo socialite, sprayed on tan Would die in a minivan Black Benz, hairdo, I, beep Drowning in the deep Judged by your frown Risible You will Drown
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Feb 9, 2013
Feb 9, 2013 at 8:36 PM UTC
Shallow (Rhymed Tenet)
Omigod, Donald T. **** You unconscionable creep, You are disgusting enough To cost us all sleep. If lies were US dollars You sonofabitch You would truly be Obscenely rich. It’s not enough for you To have gold water faucets, Crystal mirrors everywhere And marble floors in closets Now you want to play at Being a savvy politician Stands for Christian principles From the missionary position. Omigod, Donald T. **** You unconscionable creep, You are disgusting enough To cost us all sleep. With a changing cast of women You call your lawful wives. And you’re the one who wants To control our very lives? You utter your vituperation At poor and the non-Christian. Is having the world hate you Part of your final mission? If lies were US dollars You sonofabitch You would truly be Obscenely rich. You also want control of Our country’s financial hopes. If we fall for that stupid tale Then we are a nation of dopes Because you have bankrupted More than the Monopoly game Would allow a toddler to have And that is quite a shame. Omigod, Donald T. **** You unconscionable creep, You are disgusting enough To cost us all sleep. If lies were US dollars You sonofabitch You would truly be Obscenely rich. No, Mr. T **** please do What is proper and fitting; Call up the press and say That you are finally quitting. Tell them you were just testing To see what the others would do. So, kiss our collective ***** goodbye And take with you that dumb hairdo.
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Dec 14, 2015
Dec 14, 2015 at 9:56 PM UTC
DONALD T. ****
Going to at last quit smoking Just talked to the long winded Quitline I'm tired of hacking and choking Birthday, December third deadline Going to use the well known patch I was successful once before No frustration searching for match Or missing lighter anymore Hairdo won't be smelly, clothes stink My mouth tasting like an ashtray It should be easier I think Cause I truly want it this way Shocked, first time was simple for me It lasted for over a year Relapsed as you can plainly see I'll do it again, will adhere Apparent wrinkles will thank me Blackened, struggling lungs will too Patches are delivered for free Like ads, I don't want to be blue Added cost of smoking is steep Now almost six dollars a pack My jeans empty pockets run deep I'll save money, quite a stack There are certain times I'll miss it After *** with morning coffee Plus, I will be healthier, **** Try it, it's completely free (1-800-784-8669)
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Nov 17, 2013
Nov 17, 2013 at 11:36 AM UTC
Free From Nicotine
I will not subject myself to a painting that suits your colonized eyes So that when you suddenly bump into me in the general kitchen like you did today, You would not hop and scream in high pitches like you have just seen the devil with his many horns I was just admiring my long, artistic hairdo, until your reaction challenged my conviction And when i asked you why you were so scared as if your ghost will vanish from you You mumbled some gibberish So with mixed feelings, I first laughed hysterically from your exaggerated reaction But not without the vivid thought of the motive behind your fear It  was crystal clear in my mind
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Dec 9, 2014
Dec 9, 2014 at 12:14 AM UTC
COLOURs of fear
When I imagine you. You are not the you I see in reality. In my dreams I see silky smooth skin. I open my eyes and I see your burnt out fuse box grin. Eyes shut and you have gorgeous eyes. Eyes open and your wrinkles are enough to surprise. My fantasy is nice flowing brown curly hair. In real life your Hairdo has the capacity to scare! Do I care? No. You are a dream out of sleep. As.... Beauty is only skin deep!
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Jun 12, 2015
Jun 12, 2015 at 1:57 PM UTC
The beholding eye of beauty
i Mount Malindang calleth me, it showeth me mine queen is there She resteth up upon the greenery, picturesque perfect, I stare; Inside the emulsion picture, her smile paint's the walls with red Red for the love she engulf's me in, as roses align her sloped bed. ii Sketched on is her hairdo, beehive swathed, fairy tale written Her wing's hath Baguette's, as tis the Baguette's art from heaven; Comely she supplyeth, a king's every need's, as tis amour' we feed Companied she warm's me, swarms me, ourn amare to all leak's. iii Concourse of the multitude, gathering beneathe ourn sloped hut Ourn roof may be a little leaky, though ourn affection wilt fill up; As tis we our a abode to ourselves, no straw mansion needed A Convocation of cheribum watcher's, protect us in rainy season. ©Brandon nagley ©Lonesome poet's poetry ©,あある じぇえん
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Aug 8, 2015
Aug 8, 2015 at 1:02 PM UTC
Mount Malindang's reyna