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"bubba" poems
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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Oct 23, 2013
Oct 23, 2013 at 11:45 PM UTC
Gonna be a redneck wedding
Our family got the news today Our bubba's gettin' hitched Young Daisy Mae, she's near fourteen Got our boy bewitched He's sayin' that he loves her He's making her his bride She's the first to get him this close Though not too many tried We've got to get things ready Send invitations and make candles We've got to get the good jars out The one's that still have handles The minister is on alert We've got to make some shine Grandpa says he'll make some up But, it will not all be mine Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow This time there'll be no shotgun Like the last time for old Ben This time the guns are empty Not the way they were back then The banjos will be tuned up There'll be music in the air The cops won't try to stop it I think most will all be there The ladies will be planning Just how to serve up all the grub While Bubba has to find a suit And therein lies the rub He's never worn a suit at all Not even for a day He's only dressed in coveralls And that's how he's gonna stay Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow It'll be a **** dang doodle A hell of a good time It'll only be completed When they run out of the shine there'll be singing and some dancing Underneath the harvest moon We can't wait for it to happen It cannot come too soon There'll be readings from the bible Which the minister will read And as good holy Christians Everyone will heed There's sure to be some fighting Before the couple say "I do" I mean, they are both cousins I'm gonna go...aren't you? Gonna have a wedding, a real old fashioned bash With all sorts of kissin cousins drinkin from their secret stash The food will be impressive, there'll be turkey, pig and cow The family won't get bigger, since we're related anyhow
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I have a bad case of the munchies Should have took a right Maybe the next exit on this stoner highway Will lead to munchville This 1991 Chevy S10 is Casa de marijuana Stoners only ride 6 oz of berry white 2 oz of bubba kush 3 1/2 gs of Pineapple Express I'm ****** Yet I've only had 4 bowls 2 extendo blunts And 1 braided joint Lost my touch Hold on Let me get right Alright I'm not even high Lets smoke another bowl I'm ready to **** it up all night Smoke out the western hemisphere I'm a stoner Staying ****** in ******* Mexico So roll you a blunt Pack a bowl **** up the night Get ******* ******
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Nov 6, 2014
Nov 6, 2014 at 11:20 PM UTC
******
To know just where your're going You must know where you've been You must respect the history The things others have seen It's true in all things relative Be it music, sports or life If you don't know where you came from You're just dancing on a knife Gherig, Ruth and Robinson May, and Mantle, Seaver too Respect their contributions And don't just say Ruth who? Respect where things have come from And the players of the past Because you learn and make things better It's what makes the **** game last Jimmy Foxx, Bob Gibson, Kaline Nestor Chylak and The Goose They made baseball special They gave the game a little juice Orr, Richard and Gretzky Gordie Howe and Howie Morenz You have to know about them You need the beginning to your ends Bob Baun and Bill Barilko Connie Smythe and yeah...the Chief You have to know their history They're what it is to be a Leaf The game has changed immensely Things can not go back in time But to me...the old alumni Made the game I know as mine Respect the ones before you The ones who laid the groundwork down The ones who made it special The non-pretenders to the crown Elvis, Buddy, Harrison Played the songs inside their heart Lennon, Wilson and the rest They all played a real big part Every single generation should learn from the one before For if they don't know where they've come from Then what has it all been for? Nicklaus, Palmer, Bobby Jones Sarazen and Hogan too They pushed the gameright to it's limits Now the pressure's upon you The new breed are the teachers now They're the ones to lead the way When twenty or so years from now You'll hear somebody say "Respect who came before you The ones who made us so **** proud LIke  Nash and , Perry and  Taylor Hall They played the game so loud Pudge, Jeter, and Verlander they brought it up a notch They were there to stretch the limits Not to just sit by and watch Rory, Justin Rose and Mahan Bubba, Dustin and the rest They are the players of the future They all respected the games best So, to know where you are going You must know where you have been Respect, past through the future And all that's happened in between.
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May 4, 2012
May 4, 2012 at 4:49 PM UTC
Respect The Game
To know just where your're going You must know where you've been You must respect the history The things others have seen It's true in all things relative Be it music, sports or life If you don't know where you came from You're just dancing on a knife Gherig, Ruth and Robinson May, and Mantle, Seaver too Respect their contributions And don't just say Ruth who? Respect where things have come from And the players of the past Because you learn and make things better It's what makes the **** game last Jimmy Foxx, Bob Gibson, Kaline Nestor Chylak and The Goose They made baseball special They gave the game a little juice Orr, Richard and Gretzky Gordie Howe and Howie Morenz You have to know about them You need the beginning to your ends Bob Baun and Bill Barilko Connie Smythe and yeah...the Chief You have to know their history They're what it is to be a Leaf The game has changed immensely Things can not go back in time But to me...the old alumni Made the game I know as mine Respect the ones before you The ones who laid the groundwork down The ones who made it special The non-pretenders to the crown Elvis, Buddy, Harrison Played the songs inside their heart Lennon, Wilson and the rest They all played a real big part Every single generation should learn from the one before For if they don't know where they've come from Then what has it all been for? Nicklaus, Palmer, Bobby Jones Sarazen and Hogan too They pushed the gameright to it's limits Now the pressure's upon you The new breed are the teachers now They're the ones to lead the way When twenty or so years from now You'll hear somebody say "Respect who came before you The ones who made us so **** proud LIke  Nash and , Perry and  Taylor Hall They played the game so loud Pudge, Jeter, and Verlander they brought it up a notch They were there to stretch the limits Not to just sit by and watch Rory, Justin Rose and Mahan Bubba, Dustin and the rest They are the players of the future They all respected the games best So, to know where you are going You must know where you have been Respect, past through the future And all that's happened in between.
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I feel mean and nasty. I cuss out everyone I talk to behind their backs, saying                                   'That asshole!' Or,       'What a pussy!' For no reason but that the caffeine wears me thin. My only child-friend is Bubba the dog, who gives me those eyes,       'I've never tried watermelon  before, please Jilly can I try it!?' And, of course I say yes. Dogs love you even when their food comes late. He's a pit bull. I feel someone of importance when I walk down the street with him, you know,        'Move it, coming through with my friend the tan pitbull with the sad eyes! We don't have all day! We have to eat watermelon!' He lays in the sun and I think of things. 'Why is he afraid of water? Why does he step so daintily over obstructions in his path? What does he really think of those cats he chases...does he want them to sit down and eat watermelon with us?' I want someone to eat watermelon with us. Danny is at work, and the sun is high in the powder blue backdrop it calls home. We want a watermelon friend.
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Jun 9, 2016
Jun 9, 2016 at 6:06 PM UTC
watermelon friends
(song lyrics) Verse 1: Now I can’t go fishin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my rod and reel Can’t go snow-racin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my snowmobile And I got flaws - that’s for sure - and sometimes run amuck But the final straw that I can’t take: Ya’ sold my pickup truck Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 2: I didn’t care when ya’ bought that stuff on TV’s QVC Or ‘cause ya’ always thought of me as your private Money Tree Or catalog-orderin’ ever’thing from within ol’ Sears Roebuck But I’ll be danged if I’ll sit still since ya’ sold my pickup truck! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 3: So I went and saw a gypsy gal, and a curse on you imposed To put sand in your chewin' gum and runners in your ***** hose And all your clothes and accessories to never, ever match And chiggers in your bed sheets - so you’ll always have to scratch! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 4: I seen ya’ last Saturday night at Bubba’s Bar and Grill The image of you in stripes and checks remains within me still And them red chigger welts upon your nose and face Tells me that the gypsy curse is workin’ ever’ place! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far
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Oct 17, 2015
Oct 17, 2015 at 9:31 AM UTC
My Pickup Truck (lyrics)
(song lyrics) Verse 1: Now I can’t go fishin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my rod and reel Can’t go snow-racin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my snowmobile And I got flaws - that’s for sure - and sometimes run amuck But the final straw that I can’t take: Ya’ sold my pickup truck Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 2: I didn’t care when ya’ bought that stuff on TV’s QVC Or ‘cause ya’ always thought of me as your private Money Tree Or catalog-orderin’ ever’thing from within ol’ Sears Roebuck But I’ll be danged if I’ll sit still since ya’ sold my pickup truck! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 3: So I went and saw a gypsy gal, and a curse on you imposed To put sand in your chewin' gum and runners in your ***** hose And all your clothes and accessories to never, ever match And chiggers in your bed sheets - so you’ll always have to scratch! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far Verse 4: I seen ya’ last Saturday night at Bubba’s Bar and Grill The image of you in stripes and checks remains within me still And them red chigger welts upon your nose and face Tells me that the gypsy curse is workin’ ever’ place! Chorus: You can burn the house, shoot my dog and stomp my ol’ guitar But when you sold my pickup truck, well, Honey, ya’ went too far
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I have met Masters and OGs within joint commissions. While my dear, Granddaddy Purple’s spending my tuition. But, it was merely a Blue Dream at blunt ceremonies. While Hindus and Afghans breed in holy matrimonies. Look at all of Mary Jane's strains, I want to be like them; stuck pondering my bud's embrace and all’the broken stems. Reuniting the Skywalker's was quite like the Death Star far out, in space and burns fast like Sour Diesel’s quick car. I rode the Pineapple Express, then I hit the Train Wreck. Lights out! The conductor demands that we have our pipes checked. Look at all of Mary Jane's strains, I have plenty of them, still pondering my bud's embrace and all’the broken stems. My bud's came less often and I became less credible. I told my bud Bubba that we should switch to edibles. “But, you can't eat these sweets unless the treat's gradual high stops your bud’s from disappearing. You need me to get by!” Where are all of Mary Jane's strains? I need some more like them; losing the embrace of my bud’s and all’the broken stems. All my buds have vacated me. All that's left is Reggie and Mid, who aren't like my kind buds; they’re leaving me edgy. I’m hanging with Mid and Reggie hoping they'll come around But now, even they’re gone, and I have lost what was once found. The strains of Mary Jane are gone. I can't live without them! I dream to see my bud's once more and all’the broken stems.
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Jun 22, 2014
Jun 22, 2014 at 11:31 PM UTC
The Ballad of My Best Buds
** Flashback ** **One day when I was younger, I was asked what I wanted to be, When I grew up; By my mother. ** *I said: 'When I grow up mummy, I want to be a beautician!' She said: 'Well munchkin, Why do you want to be a beautician?' I replied: 'Mummy? Isn't it obvious??' Mummy asked quizzically: 'No, honey, What's obvious' 'Mummy, I want to be a beautician, So I can help people, Make them look beautiful. Even if I'm not and no one will love me, I still want other people to be beautiful and happy.' I said in a 'duh' tone of voice. 'Baby daddy loves you and-' she started but I cut her off. 'No mummy! He thinks that I'm ugly and useless! I heard  him on the phone! Mummy I know he left because of me!' I started sobbing. 'No baby, you aren't useless and ugly. I will always be here for you and I will always love you. Daddy was just so stupid he doesn't know what he's talking about.' She coed. I started to calm down but made her promise 'Mummy will you promise me something please?' 'Sure bubba, whatever you want.' She said calmly. 'Mummy, will you pinky promise me that you will always love me and never leave me?' I asked, suddenly nervous. 'Of course I will baby. I will never ever leave you!'  She then took my pinky and promised. * ** 2 years later ** I sat in my room sobbing. How was I supposed to look after my brother and me by myself? ** She broke her promise ** was the only thought running through my mind. She left me and my brother to fend for ourselves. No mother. No father. She left us for another man. One I now hated. She left us for God. She was ... ** dead **
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Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 4:04 PM UTC
Flashback
** Flashback ** **One day when I was younger, I was asked what I wanted to be, When I grew up; By my mother. ** *I said: 'When I grow up mummy, I want to be a beautician!' She said: 'Well munchkin, Why do you want to be a beautician?' I replied: 'Mummy? Isn't it obvious??' Mummy asked quizzically: 'No, honey, What's obvious' 'Mummy, I want to be a beautician, So I can help people, Make them look beautiful. Even if I'm not and no one will love me, I still want other people to be beautiful and happy.' I said in a 'duh' tone of voice. 'Baby daddy loves you and-' she started but I cut her off. 'No mummy! He thinks that I'm ugly and useless! I heard  him on the phone! Mummy I know he left because of me!' I started sobbing. 'No baby, you aren't useless and ugly. I will always be here for you and I will always love you. Daddy was just so stupid he doesn't know what he's talking about.' She coed. I started to calm down but made her promise 'Mummy will you promise me something please?' 'Sure bubba, whatever you want.' She said calmly. 'Mummy, will you pinky promise me that you will always love me and never leave me?' I asked, suddenly nervous. 'Of course I will baby. I will never ever leave you!'  She then took my pinky and promised. * ** 2 years later ** I sat in my room sobbing. How was I supposed to look after my brother and me by myself? ** She broke her promise ** was the only thought running through my mind. She left me and my brother to fend for ourselves. No mother. No father. She left us for another man. One I now hated. She left us for God. She was ... ** dead **
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1.   Chew 3 pieces of Grape Hubba Bubba at the same time. 2.   Wash your car in the rain in your bathing suit. 3.   Walk in and out of a store over and over again just to be greeted          repetitively. (this works best at Racetrak and Cici's Pizza) 4.   Wear comfortable clothes. 5.   Stop caring what you look like. 6.   Sing loudly in your car without any music (even at redlights), with your       windows rolled down. 7.   Swing, for heaven's sake, swing at the playground. 8.   Be nice to everyone, even the snotty retail girl. 9.   Go to a church where every Sunday the hairs stand up on your arms       because you feel the presence of GOD. 10.  Visit an old cemetery and just sit for a while. 11.  Say "I love you" at the end of every phone call, especially to the bill        collectors. 12.  Play a video game with your kids, just so they can laugh at how bad you        are. 13.  Go without underwear one day. 14.  Read Pope and the Bible. 15.  Once a month eat whatever you want and however much of it you want. 16.  Work out. 17.  Snuggle with the warm body of someone who loves you. 18.  Let a dog lick your face. (it's really not that bad) 19.  Call a random number just to say "hi" to the person who answers. 20.  Be yourself so others can know who you truly are.
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Mar 3, 2011
Mar 3, 2011 at 3:44 PM UTC
20 Things You Can Do That Just Feel Good
I wrote your sweet name in the glistening snow I drank too much beer and just had to go it's your weddin' reception and I thought Fred should know that I nailed you last week in my 86 Volvo Good thing I drank that 12 pack of Schlitz cause the beer ya'll servin' gives me the sh-ts I know it's a tad sloppy but if I get on my knees I may **** icicles cause my doodads'l freeze! Now the world knows that the ****** did lie will ya cross the 'T' Billy Bob? I done ****** myself dry Happy Honeymoon Fred and your two timin' ***** Don't forget to tell him 'bout Bubba and Frank? Burp! ....somebody catch me!!!
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Mar 25, 2018
Mar 25, 2018 at 4:04 PM UTC
Redneck Wedding Toast
Exchanging or replacing an old automobile can be an intensely emotional experience for anyone I still have the license plate screws from the first car my mom sold although I didn’t care at all when my dad sold his car first I remember crying at the dealership when they took my mom’s Toyota I don’t even remember my dad telling us he got a new Ford backseat on the left, behind the driver, was my designated spot, still is I kept them in an empty Hubba Bubba OUCH! Gum tin, the screws sometimes I’d open it up just to hold them and wonder why I’d cared so much about that car
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Jul 31, 2018
Jul 31, 2018 at 10:52 AM UTC
Those New Car Tears
Don't you call me Bubba Don't ever cross that line I may be somewhat redneck But, don't you ever cross that line Don't call my sister Buehla Don't ever cross the line My sister, is my sister And she's on my side of the line Bubba, Buehla, Bobby Sue To us they sound the same You've crossed the line this time, Bud Those aren't our ****** names I may be a redneck from Below the Mason Dixon Line But, Bubba is my cousin's name It sure as hell ain't mine You may say that you're sorry To some that may be fine But to me, you're only sorry Cause you got caught across the line Don't cross the line with me,, no sir Don't make me hunt you down Don't cross the line with me, no sir I'll run you out of town Bubba, Buehla, Bobby Sue To us they sound the same You've crossed the line this time, Bud Those aren't our ****** names
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Sep 3, 2013
Sep 3, 2013 at 11:33 PM UTC
Don't Cross The Line
My buddies shared stories When they wanted protection But the ******** fanatics’ Decisions were static Used all possible ploys To manipulate guys Into blowing their loads In their pink little holes These girls might be crazy They may well be ***** For all we know They might want a baby Regardless of risk My guys fell for their tricks When one ruse failed The girls went down their list They said not to worry *** and ***** are clean When they ****** the next day It burned like lit gasoline They turned up the heat Seduction was key Till all they could think Was with the head between their legs It won’t feel as good Sensitivity reduced You won’t stay hard And I won’t stay wet and squirt jets You should accept my request I thought we were cool If you just trusted me… Be carefree like a hippie baby! Emotional blackmail I’ll get mad if you insist To protect your ***** Resistance is futile ***** They said if we must Let ME wrap it up I’ll secretly poke holes Or slip off before you explode She’ll have no *** at all Or she’ll force you down And stay on top Making you drop the ****** to the ground She says she’s on the pill When she’s definitely not Even if you pull out There’s still ***** in your pre-cum, no doubt Either she’ll give you disease Or steal your seed for a baby None of that is love So wear a glove bubba At the end of the story They said don’t stick your **** in crazy She might get too attached You’ll wake up with your **** and ***** detached
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Nov 6, 2024
Nov 6, 2024 at 10:50 AM UTC
A Man’s Worst Nightmare
My buddies shared stories When they wanted protection But the ******** fanatics’ Decisions were static Used all possible ploys To manipulate guys Into blowing their loads In their pink little holes These girls might be crazy They may well be ***** For all we know They might want a baby Regardless of risk My guys fell for their tricks When one ruse failed The girls went down their list They said not to worry *** and ***** are clean When they ****** the next day It burned like lit gasoline They turned up the heat Seduction was key Till all they could think Was with the head between their legs It won’t feel as good Sensitivity reduced You won’t stay hard And I won’t stay wet and squirt jets You should accept my request I thought we were cool If you just trusted me… Be carefree like a hippie baby! Emotional blackmail I’ll get mad if you insist To protect your ***** Resistance is futile ***** They said if we must Let ME wrap it up I’ll secretly poke holes Or slip off before you explode She’ll have no *** at all Or she’ll force you down And stay on top Making you drop the ****** to the ground She says she’s on the pill When she’s definitely not Even if you pull out There’s still ***** in your pre-cum, no doubt Either she’ll give you disease Or steal your seed for a baby None of that is love So wear a glove bubba At the end of the story They said don’t stick your **** in crazy She might get too attached You’ll wake up with your **** and ***** detached
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Gum is another tongue in your mouth, taste-bud studded with sugar and pink Hubba Bubba Double Bubble Your jaw feels like expanding bread when you rest from chewing flatten it into a saucer and let it balloon from your mouth, it distends like an internal ***** or the full stomach of a frog spilling from your lips (When he stretches, you see veins ********* across his amphibian chest) It hooks itself on your nose and wilts into a pink tangle.
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Mar 1, 2012
Mar 1, 2012 at 1:38 PM UTC
No artificial sweetening
The stars in the night shine so bright I can see your smile I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined we was making love more than we was making up i was yours and baby you was mine we promised always and forever together we held onto the night laying in each mother's arms I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive The stars in the night shine so bright reminding me of the sparkle in your eye and those hot summer nights I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight we was making love more than we was making up and sweetheart you gave birth to beautiful lil girl blonde hair blue eyes so sweet and adorable we named her Shy and baby doll ,those was truly the best days of my life The stars in the night shine so bright I can see your face I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined we was making love more than we was making up i was yours and baby you was mine we promised always and forever together we held onto the night I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive that one beautiful summer day in June is like a song we used to play and just like yesterday I still remember holding Autumn in my arms and that song still plays on and on because when I look in her eyes they remind me so much of you and The stars in the night shine so bright I can feel your touch I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive As I sit and write I think about you little guy our birthdays are one day apart ain't funny how time fly's but you never left my side Bubba please just always remember this you was such a special gift, you was my birthday wish and I love you. The stars in the night shine so bright I can taste your kiss I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive Tonight when I go to sleep I will dream of you my little angel and together you and me will keep the dream alive because I know your heart Shanay you miss what used to be a happy family.
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Apr 25, 2015
Apr 25, 2015 at 9:42 PM UTC
The Stars In The Night
The stars in the night shine so bright I can see your smile I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined we was making love more than we was making up i was yours and baby you was mine we promised always and forever together we held onto the night laying in each mother's arms I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive The stars in the night shine so bright reminding me of the sparkle in your eye and those hot summer nights I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight we was making love more than we was making up and sweetheart you gave birth to beautiful lil girl blonde hair blue eyes so sweet and adorable we named her Shy and baby doll ,those was truly the best days of my life The stars in the night shine so bright I can see your face I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined we was making love more than we was making up i was yours and baby you was mine we promised always and forever together we held onto the night I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive that one beautiful summer day in June is like a song we used to play and just like yesterday I still remember holding Autumn in my arms and that song still plays on and on because when I look in her eyes they remind me so much of you and The stars in the night shine so bright I can feel your touch I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive As I sit and write I think about you little guy our birthdays are one day apart ain't funny how time fly's but you never left my side Bubba please just always remember this you was such a special gift, you was my birthday wish and I love you. The stars in the night shine so bright I can taste your kiss I reminisce I can feel your lips as they kissed mine so young and wild Together we was inseparable two hearts intertwined making love holding onto each other tight I remember back then when it felt so good to be alive Tonight when I go to sleep I will dream of you my little angel and together you and me will keep the dream alive because I know your heart Shanay you miss what used to be a happy family.
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There's a guy dressed up as Freddie Kruger for Halloween Freddie Kruger can't sing the high part during Eye Of The Tiger I murmur something to my friend Me: Freddie Crooner My friend laughs more than he needs to We aren't sure whose whiskey sour is whose anymore My roommate doesn't want to sing in front of people She'd rather hide in her glass and mingle with the ice But I make her duet a Nirvana song with me Which we scream and she starts having fun The crowd claps with relief when we're done Freddie Kruger offers me a fist bump A group of sweet plump ladies takes turns singing love ballads They all have pretty voices and work at Bubba Gump on the pier The one that sang the Adele song is studying business She tells me while we smoke outside during Wonder Wall I sing nine minutes of Meatloaf My voice cracks and growls like feedback This guy buys me a shot afterwards My throat is so dry that I have to drink it in tiny sips This guy thinks me and my friends are fun I duet Desperado with him and we knock over stools and laugh He has clearly never heard the song Desperado before Me and my friends invite the whole bar to sing an Aerosmith song together I think that this may be the only way to really appreciate Aerosmith I drive my roommate and my self back to our apartment I'm drunk but I pretend I'm sober so she won't get scared Then sometimes I laugh bizarrely to scare her a little bit But always end up lying and reassuring her that I'm sober We start talking about Lou Reed because he had died that day I guess Lou Reed didn't like when people said RIP Which I had written in my facebook status about him dying I don't really care much because Lou Reed wasn't really a friend of mine I just liked his music And he never mentions in any of his songs anything About people saying RIP When we got to the bar the first thing I did Was to look for a Lou Reed song to sing But there weren't any So I sang other songs instead
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Oct 28, 2013
Oct 28, 2013 at 6:04 PM UTC
Karaoke Night
There's a guy dressed up as Freddie Kruger for Halloween Freddie Kruger can't sing the high part during Eye Of The Tiger I murmur something to my friend Me: Freddie Crooner My friend laughs more than he needs to We aren't sure whose whiskey sour is whose anymore My roommate doesn't want to sing in front of people She'd rather hide in her glass and mingle with the ice But I make her duet a Nirvana song with me Which we scream and she starts having fun The crowd claps with relief when we're done Freddie Kruger offers me a fist bump A group of sweet plump ladies takes turns singing love ballads They all have pretty voices and work at Bubba Gump on the pier The one that sang the Adele song is studying business She tells me while we smoke outside during Wonder Wall I sing nine minutes of Meatloaf My voice cracks and growls like feedback This guy buys me a shot afterwards My throat is so dry that I have to drink it in tiny sips This guy thinks me and my friends are fun I duet Desperado with him and we knock over stools and laugh He has clearly never heard the song Desperado before Me and my friends invite the whole bar to sing an Aerosmith song together I think that this may be the only way to really appreciate Aerosmith I drive my roommate and my self back to our apartment I'm drunk but I pretend I'm sober so she won't get scared Then sometimes I laugh bizarrely to scare her a little bit But always end up lying and reassuring her that I'm sober We start talking about Lou Reed because he had died that day I guess Lou Reed didn't like when people said RIP Which I had written in my facebook status about him dying I don't really care much because Lou Reed wasn't really a friend of mine I just liked his music And he never mentions in any of his songs anything About people saying RIP When we got to the bar the first thing I did Was to look for a Lou Reed song to sing But there weren't any So I sang other songs instead
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Piles of papers glaring at me. Signed, stamped, copied, for time and a fee. Words and no promises, on the bark of a tree. While you're somewhere else rapidly growing. Days pass, we punch clocks, adding the time. As the papers, they sit in the back of my mind. She thinks wanting to see you is none but a crime. While you're somewhere else distantly dreaming. All the jabber and frenzy of what's wrong and right, While no one observes our rigorous plight, The lack of your presence haunts him at night. While you're somewhere else sharing your laughter. Your room is filled with your toys and your smiles, Waiting for you to play in it awhile. Waging war with the enemy goes on for miles. While you're somewhere else slowly forgetting. To say sadness is present does not quite explain. All the stress, anger, longing inside of his brain. Constantly trying to distract from the pain. While you're with those who want to restrain you. I believe there is good in the hearts of the wise, Yet, some will use pawns to harvest the lies. While the ones they need dearly are hung out to dry. While you're somewhere else coloring pictures. In the end, we will see you again and again. No matter how many papers or strokes of a pen. We love you, bubba, and we WON'T give in. Cause you're somewhere else, incomplete.
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Oct 5, 2016
Oct 5, 2016 at 11:47 PM UTC
While You're Somewhere Else
Blithering blather of bothering biting bothers that botherly blather their blantant blatherings of bumbling bemusings brought by bringing blue berries back by blue babaoons bumping beehives behind bubba bears big buggy before biggoted bums braving boorish battles
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Aug 23, 2016
Aug 23, 2016 at 1:15 AM UTC
No Birds, Just B's [Alliteration game]
how my cell-mate loved me i miss him now and then i am finally on the outside but he's doing five to ten. i met him in the lunch room he followed to the yard and when he brushed against me i felt something really hard. don't be shy he told me i'll treat you right, you'll see and then he whispered nothings while making love to me. how my cell-mate loved me let me count the ways i love his big house nickname they call him Bubba J Bubba is a big boy and really hairy too if **** rugs are what you love then he's the one for you. He is a big bad tough guy until he is alone and then he is a teddy bear I love to make him moan. He is so soft and snuggly he is my ******* coo he hates for me to call him that as a tough guy he'd be thru. he is like putty in my hands for sure when i am done but at the start he is so hard at least until he **** if he gives me sass i smack his *** and send him to his bunk i am the boss of this sweet pair and I treat him like a punk. he stands real tall when free time comes and fear is felt by all but he looks up when facing me and i'm just five feet tall. i am the tough guy it turns out and he is just a queen i love him and he loves me he's the best i've ever seen. too bad i'm here and he is there i think i'll rob a store then i'll be back in with him again and have sweet love once more.
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Dec 10, 2010
Dec 10, 2010 at 9:45 AM UTC
How My Cell-mate Loved Me
I saw last night What you did to Ted Cruz, "A lying baby leaning on a Bible." That quote is masterful. Is that why you spent all that time with Bubba? It just occurred to me you might have learned a thing or two hanging out with the most naturally gifted living politician in the world? And maybe that's part of why you cultivated that relationship with the Clintons? You ****** up some of his skills like a sponge didn't you Donald? And you were also keeping your enemies close before they knew they were enemies, You saw them blinded by the bubble, Bumbling over egos, And you saw the seas parting, Left and right drowning beside you as You walked across to the promise land, Legs of the future spread out in front of you Weeping with yearning, Glistening in the light at the end of the tunnel. You have no idea what it will be like to be President. And I know you know you might bankrupt the world. You have failed at easier things, Sir. We both know this, And we both know you don't care. You are going to **** this country one way or another. Will it be romantic? I'm guessing it will be more like gray **** gonzo **** On a gold plated VHS, But maybe not. If you have taught History anything, And it's clear you are teaching that ***** a lesson, A crash course in what Nietsche called "The Will To Power." If you have taught History anything it's that You won't let her tell you what to do. I hate to do it, but I just got to love you brother, Or at least let go of my sentimentality, And admit you will likely win. your style is so much more tacky and just plain pathetic than you will ever understand, But your knife is true blue, Like the spirit of Sinatra. You trump it up, **** it, Bump it and dump it. Then you take that money And bake it and shake it. Baby you were born to run.
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Feb 24, 2016
Feb 24, 2016 at 2:35 PM UTC
******* (a poem for The Donald)
I saw last night What you did to Ted Cruz, "A lying baby leaning on a Bible." That quote is masterful. Is that why you spent all that time with Bubba? It just occurred to me you might have learned a thing or two hanging out with the most naturally gifted living politician in the world? And maybe that's part of why you cultivated that relationship with the Clintons? You ****** up some of his skills like a sponge didn't you Donald? And you were also keeping your enemies close before they knew they were enemies, You saw them blinded by the bubble, Bumbling over egos, And you saw the seas parting, Left and right drowning beside you as You walked across to the promise land, Legs of the future spread out in front of you Weeping with yearning, Glistening in the light at the end of the tunnel. You have no idea what it will be like to be President. And I know you know you might bankrupt the world. You have failed at easier things, Sir. We both know this, And we both know you don't care. You are going to **** this country one way or another. Will it be romantic? I'm guessing it will be more like gray **** gonzo **** On a gold plated VHS, But maybe not. If you have taught History anything, And it's clear you are teaching that ***** a lesson, A crash course in what Nietsche called "The Will To Power." If you have taught History anything it's that You won't let her tell you what to do. I hate to do it, but I just got to love you brother, Or at least let go of my sentimentality, And admit you will likely win. your style is so much more tacky and just plain pathetic than you will ever understand, But your knife is true blue, Like the spirit of Sinatra. You trump it up, **** it, Bump it and dump it. Then you take that money And bake it and shake it. Baby you were born to run.
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I wake up but, bubba, I don't wanna. Put on my cleanest ***** shirt. Smoke some marijuana. Brush my teeth. Got nothin to eat. Head on to school, So I won't be a fool. I'm at the top of the list. I have the best GPA. But I still feel worthless, At the end of the day. Hello Poetry, Let's you read my thoughts. I'm even one of your favorites. But still, I feel lost. I'm good at everything, But I get nothin' done. In the face of danger, I get up and run. Where am I going? Where have I been? Get me out of this slum. That I'm livin' in. So I can put on my pants. One leg at a time. Put on a clean shirt, And get on my grind. Its time to buckle up. The ride ahead is rough. It's time to buckle down. Stop actin' a clown. So next time you see me I'll be on my high horse On my pedestal, I shine Can you come? But, of course. Just as long as you were there. At rock bottom with me, While I trekked through the mud, And the dirt and debris. If when I was down, You got up and left. Get off my high horse. And go **** yourself.
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Nov 1, 2010
Nov 1, 2010 at 9:15 AM UTC
Get on the Grind
he studies people and he sees people, not for the outside but he looks right through them like the outside doesn't even matter. he can see your heart right through your chest. big and bright and warm, or cold and stale and unreachable. when he hugs you, his warmth seeps through your shirt and clings to your skin like your favorite perfume that you wish would never wear off. who needs a light in a room when you have his smile? he started out as a little seed in the ground, and now you turn around and he's grown another 6 inches. he doesn't care about himself. he doesn't mind if he has a cut on his ankle and its bleeding everywhere, if you have a paper cut, he will give you the last bandaid. if your sick, he will bring you a trash can and some water (spilling half of it on your floor) and he will sit with you on your bed all day talking to you and watching movies, even though you and him both know he can't sit still for even 5 minutes straight, and when you get sick and pick up the trash can, he will throw the covers over his head and he will pat your back (from under the covers) so he, as he quotes "doesn't get your sickies, or see your sickies." when your feeling down, he will run into your room and he will look you straight in the eyes and say, ***** your too pretty to be crying, whats wrong? and you can literally see the compassion flowing out of his eyes into yours. nate is a perfect example of how every human should be. live like nate does everyday, searching for no reward, finding satisfaction in simply the smile he puts on your face. live like my superman, and you'll finally understand what it means to live.
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Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 12:33 AM UTC
to my bubba
he studies people and he sees people, not for the outside but he looks right through them like the outside doesn't even matter. he can see your heart right through your chest. big and bright and warm, or cold and stale and unreachable. when he hugs you, his warmth seeps through your shirt and clings to your skin like your favorite perfume that you wish would never wear off. who needs a light in a room when you have his smile? he started out as a little seed in the ground, and now you turn around and he's grown another 6 inches. he doesn't care about himself. he doesn't mind if he has a cut on his ankle and its bleeding everywhere, if you have a paper cut, he will give you the last bandaid. if your sick, he will bring you a trash can and some water (spilling half of it on your floor) and he will sit with you on your bed all day talking to you and watching movies, even though you and him both know he can't sit still for even 5 minutes straight, and when you get sick and pick up the trash can, he will throw the covers over his head and he will pat your back (from under the covers) so he, as he quotes "doesn't get your sickies, or see your sickies." when your feeling down, he will run into your room and he will look you straight in the eyes and say, ***** your too pretty to be crying, whats wrong? and you can literally see the compassion flowing out of his eyes into yours. nate is a perfect example of how every human should be. live like nate does everyday, searching for no reward, finding satisfaction in simply the smile he puts on your face. live like my superman, and you'll finally understand what it means to live.
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there you are: brown mop of hair, glasses you refuse to keep on, teal green eyes, broad smirk, thin body stretched over 206 bones a man not my little brother – no, when you were little you sat in that carriage and I read to you: hours upon hours of stories you probably don’t remember, but that I cherish and when you were little I would ask if you were a boy or a girl and because I wanted a sister you would always say the opposite of what you are and most of all when you were little, I shielded you I carried you I picked you up but now you are a man trapped inside his head I see this shell of you, my brother, but sometimes I can’t find you sometimes all I see are your teal eyes and not behind them and there are moments where I wish I could peel back your skin layer by layer and go into your mind and see the chaos like a busy city, your mind, cars honking smog emanating from the tallest buildings people milling and shouting and cursing there is no pause there is only go one man in your brain carries in a black briefcase your fears those worries that stop me from seeing you behind your eyes and this man with a grey cloud overhead, cloaked in a hood, wanders your mind and passes this fear from one person to the next until slowly, and gradually, your whole brain is filled with grey clouds and cloaked figures and black briefcases and shouting and whispering and laughing and you disappear from right here back into your mind “come closer”, they say, “why live in this world when you can live in ours?” and I hate these men; these people distributing your fears when it started, it was simply a fear of food, but then it was a fear of the world, a fear of an illness, a fear of yourself, my little brother, who smiled so brightly and vividly it was distractingly beautiful, who draws so intensely and maturely and incredibly, paints pictures of wisdom at sixteen, who has rules and standards to the depths and validity of music my little brother is trapped and my stomach sinks when I ask: “are you okay?” and he only replies “…yeah…” and I feel so helpless when he looks so tired with his sunken eyes because those men control him they take all of him away and leave only a shell of my little brother my bravest brother my inspiring brother my strong brother whom I wish I could wipe clean of all the briefcases and cloaked figures and men and fill his mind with a string of white lights, Christmas lights, and layer it with the smell of brownies baking in the oven, and screens on which are projected his favourite shows and movies and videos of him, my little brother, who fights these men every day and he deserves a medal of honour because there is a war in his mind and he battles incessantly and I know, very soon, even if only for a little while, he’ll get a break from this city of his mind and he’ll win.
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Jul 23, 2014
Jul 23, 2014 at 12:45 AM UTC
Bubba
there you are: brown mop of hair, glasses you refuse to keep on, teal green eyes, broad smirk, thin body stretched over 206 bones a man not my little brother – no, when you were little you sat in that carriage and I read to you: hours upon hours of stories you probably don’t remember, but that I cherish and when you were little I would ask if you were a boy or a girl and because I wanted a sister you would always say the opposite of what you are and most of all when you were little, I shielded you I carried you I picked you up but now you are a man trapped inside his head I see this shell of you, my brother, but sometimes I can’t find you sometimes all I see are your teal eyes and not behind them and there are moments where I wish I could peel back your skin layer by layer and go into your mind and see the chaos like a busy city, your mind, cars honking smog emanating from the tallest buildings people milling and shouting and cursing there is no pause there is only go one man in your brain carries in a black briefcase your fears those worries that stop me from seeing you behind your eyes and this man with a grey cloud overhead, cloaked in a hood, wanders your mind and passes this fear from one person to the next until slowly, and gradually, your whole brain is filled with grey clouds and cloaked figures and black briefcases and shouting and whispering and laughing and you disappear from right here back into your mind “come closer”, they say, “why live in this world when you can live in ours?” and I hate these men; these people distributing your fears when it started, it was simply a fear of food, but then it was a fear of the world, a fear of an illness, a fear of yourself, my little brother, who smiled so brightly and vividly it was distractingly beautiful, who draws so intensely and maturely and incredibly, paints pictures of wisdom at sixteen, who has rules and standards to the depths and validity of music my little brother is trapped and my stomach sinks when I ask: “are you okay?” and he only replies “…yeah…” and I feel so helpless when he looks so tired with his sunken eyes because those men control him they take all of him away and leave only a shell of my little brother my bravest brother my inspiring brother my strong brother whom I wish I could wipe clean of all the briefcases and cloaked figures and men and fill his mind with a string of white lights, Christmas lights, and layer it with the smell of brownies baking in the oven, and screens on which are projected his favourite shows and movies and videos of him, my little brother, who fights these men every day and he deserves a medal of honour because there is a war in his mind and he battles incessantly and I know, very soon, even if only for a little while, he’ll get a break from this city of his mind and he’ll win.
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I scoop up the last armful of clothes from my drawer, Look at my uncle sitting at my computer my eyes screaming,"I'm done, that's it" he nods his head, listening to my aunt on the other end of the phone and playing with the settings of the security camera dad bought to spy on us. I carry them into the hallway, kick grandmas already half open door drop them on the bed and sort them out; a pair of pants, I lift the shirts from the Mexican midnight takeout box insert the pants, put the shirts back down add another pile of shirts and fit the socks and underwear along the side. this is the third box and it's done. three boxes, a clothes basket, a backpack and a computer and I feel like a hoarder, like I have far more than I need. as I turn around I feel him wrap his arms around my neck and ease his tear filled eyes onto my shoulder. "I love you, Bubba" he says, in a voice deeper than it should be "I can deal with him, but living without either of my brothers scares me" I start crying, I can't hold back the tears all the pain and suffering of eighteen long years finally **** near over and I almost start grabbing clothes and stuffing them back into the drawers. I almost say "I can wait six years for a life" but I look into his eyes and see that he's telling me not to stay that his heart will be torn up but he can make it through he always has. twelve years old and the strongest person I know. we stand there embraced for a quarter hour crying until we have no more tears until we have let out all the anger and fear of the last nine years. we stumble into the dark hallway eyes red, swollen, and damp. Nobody asks any questions and we continue on with our day, my entire life piled up on the far side of grandma's bed
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Apr 25, 2013
Apr 25, 2013 at 3:12 AM UTC
Untitled
I scoop up the last armful of clothes from my drawer, Look at my uncle sitting at my computer my eyes screaming,"I'm done, that's it" he nods his head, listening to my aunt on the other end of the phone and playing with the settings of the security camera dad bought to spy on us. I carry them into the hallway, kick grandmas already half open door drop them on the bed and sort them out; a pair of pants, I lift the shirts from the Mexican midnight takeout box insert the pants, put the shirts back down add another pile of shirts and fit the socks and underwear along the side. this is the third box and it's done. three boxes, a clothes basket, a backpack and a computer and I feel like a hoarder, like I have far more than I need. as I turn around I feel him wrap his arms around my neck and ease his tear filled eyes onto my shoulder. "I love you, Bubba" he says, in a voice deeper than it should be "I can deal with him, but living without either of my brothers scares me" I start crying, I can't hold back the tears all the pain and suffering of eighteen long years finally **** near over and I almost start grabbing clothes and stuffing them back into the drawers. I almost say "I can wait six years for a life" but I look into his eyes and see that he's telling me not to stay that his heart will be torn up but he can make it through he always has. twelve years old and the strongest person I know. we stand there embraced for a quarter hour crying until we have no more tears until we have let out all the anger and fear of the last nine years. we stumble into the dark hallway eyes red, swollen, and damp. Nobody asks any questions and we continue on with our day, my entire life piled up on the far side of grandma's bed
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She's dancing in her skin tight jeans Little boots with little tassles When in the bar another comes And you just know they're gonna wrassle Hair all up, and dressed the same I mean, these two could be twins You know that fur is gonna fly There'll be someone slappin' skin There's rules in bars At times like this The most important one I'll mention Is get the bartenders eye just when You can feel the building tension The bartender's job is now Not serving drinks to you So when you know a fight is on You'd better order two That my friend is my advice I give it to you free But, when I am out and it is on I make sure I get three Bubba's had just one too many And you know he's gonna blow It doesn't matter what you say He's right and you don't know Just grab a seat and hold on tight And bud, take my advice Before the bartender leaves the bar You'd better order twice Dancing close is always good It doesn't do no harm Except when the one you're dancing with Came on another's arm You'd better get your order in Because, the fists are gonna fly And you'll be waiting for a while Before another you can buy There's rules in bars At times like this The most important one I'll mention Is get the bartenders eye just when You can feel the building tension The bartender's job is now Not serving drinks to you So when you know a fight is on You'd better order two That my friend is my advice I give it to you free But, when I am out and it is on I make sure I get three
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Mar 19, 2014
Mar 19, 2014 at 11:34 PM UTC
Always order two
Mister, take off your fancy business suit and strip off that tie put on these overalls Step right out of those polished expensive shoes and toss your socks I wanna make you a barefoot redneck
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Oct 22, 2014
Oct 22, 2014 at 4:25 PM UTC
make you a bubba