Trying to keep up with the leading man Doing everything he does Seems he's covered the World in his 30 year life span Comes in everyday even with a stinking cold He laughs, He jokes I haven't met his wife but no doubt stunning with looks so bold But don't think that that's the man you have to be We all live our different lives as, We don't all fall from the same enchanted tree So what if your not so tall and have the odd spot on your face It's what makes up the world, As we all come from a different place Difference is the exact medium that makes this life a blast If we all had the same dumb thoughts then, all our hot dogs would be filled with Bratwurst!
School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice? - Billie Joe Armstrong
Stop hating on yourself for not being perfect. If God wanted perfection, He would have made you an angel.
Nobody is perfect, so get over the fear of being or doing everything perfectly. Besides perfect is boring. - Jillian Michaels
We are all different But some are more different others. The Asian lady who cant't stop drinking her tea The perverted Iranian who has not one wife, not two but three The strange fella who makes noise as he walks Probably harmless but must have a woman that he stalks The bodybuilder who talks to no-one unless in trouble Trying to grow a goatee but looks like daft stubble Always the computer buff who knows how to hide his secret sites If we knew how to access his stuff he'd soon enough take flight The chubby man who's wife we believe is Thai Most British girls just turned him away, well at least he tried Then there's the cheeky sod who says he's wheelchair bound Comes out with some screamers but no one utters a sound And how could I forget the older lady who's divorced three times You didn't know that? Oh you'll find out down the line And then there is me who I think to be plain and normal But God only knows what they say about me, nice and informal? Not from this lot
An Office Full of Weirdos
I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. ~ Dr. Seuss
The planets align to tell of a different wonder Astronomers talk of us in sync as if God planned it But if I am being truthfully honest I'm just happy being me Living my life Happy In love On this wonderful planet
I think the title is a little less than needed For you live a life begging from daddy, For more I've always pleaded Grow up ****** girl as your balance is always red listed As you flick through those sites so fast on things you can't afford Your fingers now have blisters Dreaming of a life fulfilled, good food and well bred horses Now stuck in a house in the middle of nowhere, teaching her kids the same of a times that she endorses For her car is a Range Rover with a spate battery in the footwell Advertised on Exchange and Mart as a car that
Fat Thin Living with sin Depends on how well you know me My past misdemeanors You could well take me to the cleaners On discrepancies I've done in the past I seem so nice and pleasant With a smile that seems so repellent Not even a fly would fear my charm But it could all just be an act so decisive That it has other means and devices That keep me at reach from a length of your arm But I can turn it on when its needed Talking the bull with the waffle I'm feeding And have them eating out of my palm But that only comes when times can be hard Concocting the odd story like a once well known Bard But not as well known as the great Billy Shakespeare For I am an honest man with the odd story that's a lie We all have that in our depth even under a shirt and a tie As times can be hard sometimes we all live in fear See, you cant describe everyone with same artists brush We can be rude, we can be transparent and some are just lush If your looking from just the outside then what a great toosh!
Yeah, go on, I'd love you too,
A bad system will beat a good person every time - W. Edwards Deming
I'm a good person, but with many defects. - Enrique Iglesias
I just want people to realize that it doesn't take much to be a good person. Simple things is all it takes. - Brian Ortega
Wake up and don't look back Let's get this ship back on track You took the wind out of my sails but for me I will prevail As this blip is never going to hurt me
I said some ****** things and from now I will carry on trying For it was all in the past and the future looks good, steered away from your vows and your lying The oddity and your empathy will linger in my brain But my eyes have seen some sorry things and from here I will refrain
Telling me of your past and a load of it pure trouble Most of it just made up like a sketch with Fred and Barney Rubble So don't whisper sweet nothings in my ear finished off with a loving kiss As the meaning was there but never been bolstered, as those lies were nothing but,