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Lightsabers and blasters Jedi and Sith Snow Speeders and AT-AT's CURSE YOU REBEL **** Let's blow up the Death Star! Dagoba awaits! Use the force Luke There... is... another... Leah... LEAH???? Ewwwwww she kissed him! No. I. Am your father! Whaaaaaaaat!? Never tell me the odds!
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Mar 1, 2014
Mar 1, 2014 at 5:44 PM UTC
I friggin love Star Wars...
She always burned her Barbie dolls after she cut All the hair of that plastic, Magic perfect blonde **** She was 11 and had just Always hated how all Her family and friends kept On giving her a doll That was perfect and had all And she just couldn't see The relevance and the elephant In the room is insecurity So at 11 she Cant see what she is but what she is not her imperfections made her check If Barbies got what she got But Barbie did not barbies perky with both ***** and **** Her legs don't grow hair And she don't need cover up And her short legs look Nothing like barbies do Even her *** and Thighs are all proportioned too Fit her spectacular body's frame that frames her reflexion with the blame to detain what remained as complexion Of her oily pimpled skin that Is too fair and needs a tan And living up to all that not to Mention a corvette and a man That's why Barbie hangs across Her closet where her mom Saw the Barbie dolls She hung by the neck yelling what's wrong butShe just masks how she felt so a head doctor was a psychiatrist who sighed A bit but had sided with her cause She was an ugly duckling herself That Never grew to be pretty But the city has no pitty for no Pretty so best you be witty And told her to keep with the hate she now held for Barbie and before She left the doctor said **** a corvette get a Ferrari So She left happy but hardly Cured of her obsession Over beauty and style, With a classy shoe collection But she is now only 11 And reassures herself that she Is no barbie and would repeat barbies not prettier than me, and Til she believes it she still burns them To hang them soar Shows a mirror to the bald barbie so She knows she's not pretty no more See what its like to feel too short as She cuts at the knee She says" i can be more like Barbie if she's more like me" Wheres obese Barbie, or Immigrant Barbie from far Black haired or short haired Barbie Who's bus pass is her car How about welfare Barbie or realistic Barbie anything but A smooth long haired long legged Perfect shaped ***** and **** With Friggin hips child birth was Not made for and why She asks Can't barbie have flaws so I can pause the feeling that I Will fail before I try if I Am expected to be So beautiful and Barbie never talks No wonder kens easy to please the message seems look pretty and Dont talks all u need So she hangs them violently but quietly wishing they would bleed But as she gets older shell Like herself more and won't dwell That god didn't make her a Barbie maybe hes not as good as matel.
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 11:20 PM UTC
F*** Barbie!
She always burned her Barbie dolls after she cut All the hair of that plastic, Magic perfect blonde **** She was 11 and had just Always hated how all Her family and friends kept On giving her a doll That was perfect and had all And she just couldn't see The relevance and the elephant In the room is insecurity So at 11 she Cant see what she is but what she is not her imperfections made her check If Barbies got what she got But Barbie did not barbies perky with both ***** and **** Her legs don't grow hair And she don't need cover up And her short legs look Nothing like barbies do Even her *** and Thighs are all proportioned too Fit her spectacular body's frame that frames her reflexion with the blame to detain what remained as complexion Of her oily pimpled skin that Is too fair and needs a tan And living up to all that not to Mention a corvette and a man That's why Barbie hangs across Her closet where her mom Saw the Barbie dolls She hung by the neck yelling what's wrong butShe just masks how she felt so a head doctor was a psychiatrist who sighed A bit but had sided with her cause She was an ugly duckling herself That Never grew to be pretty But the city has no pitty for no Pretty so best you be witty And told her to keep with the hate she now held for Barbie and before She left the doctor said **** a corvette get a Ferrari So She left happy but hardly Cured of her obsession Over beauty and style, With a classy shoe collection But she is now only 11 And reassures herself that she Is no barbie and would repeat barbies not prettier than me, and Til she believes it she still burns them To hang them soar Shows a mirror to the bald barbie so She knows she's not pretty no more See what its like to feel too short as She cuts at the knee She says" i can be more like Barbie if she's more like me" Wheres obese Barbie, or Immigrant Barbie from far Black haired or short haired Barbie Who's bus pass is her car How about welfare Barbie or realistic Barbie anything but A smooth long haired long legged Perfect shaped ***** and **** With Friggin hips child birth was Not made for and why She asks Can't barbie have flaws so I can pause the feeling that I Will fail before I try if I Am expected to be So beautiful and Barbie never talks No wonder kens easy to please the message seems look pretty and Dont talks all u need So she hangs them violently but quietly wishing they would bleed But as she gets older shell Like herself more and won't dwell That god didn't make her a Barbie maybe hes not as good as matel.
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Son of a Snitch My daddy was an informer to the FBI, got caught selling drugs to this undercover guy, his only recourse was to tell what he knew, but people found out and gave him the ***** they even took it out on me, I'm Mitch, and rubbed it in my face, call me son-of-a-snitch came home from work the other day, looked for my ******* and my can of starch spray, magazine was gone could not find it at all, I said hey, who took my friggin book off the wall, wife looked at me and with nary a hitch, she said why you ask me you son-of-a-snitch went to the super to get me some cheese, beans and beer and bread if you please, wanted a streak but the cost was to high, asked man behind counter I say hey old guy, why this price so high is this some glitch, he say don't ask me you son-of-a-snitch everywhere I go I get the same old crap, a punch in the gut, a facefull of slap, just because daddy bought his way out of debt, this is the kind of treatment I always get, I plead my case give it my best pitch, quit that whining you son-of-a-snitch Gomer LePoet...
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Apr 15, 2010
Apr 15, 2010 at 7:51 PM UTC
Son of a Snitch
If you had the opportunity to live a high-risk lifestyle, would you? I'm not asking this to be derogatory, nor to be accusatory I simply want you to think on what it is to live a high-risk lifestyle. As a mass, we seem to think of it as an undesirable thing. Now, isn't that just ******* quaint? Probability favors a percentile: That which is unique enough to leave it's mark on our realm. That includes us. Risk, unless done in ignorance, is the acceptance of probability More specifically, the pursuit of the more improbable chance. Perhaps when you think of high-risk, you think of constant parties perhaps of ***** needles, and/or STIs unprotected *** or doing psychedelics but I ask you to ponder just how high risk Life is to begin with: Some wish to claim that Life is a granted gift by some benevolent Father figure who has our back, (but not theirs) but I say that's just selfish, arrogant and, frankly, quite foolish to claim. This Universe was not made for us and us alone as if we were some sort of Sims for a bipolar teenage boy on ******* We were not molded after anything intelligent with the exception of the Universe and her Nature itself. The probability of the Universe existing is not %100. The probability of the particular combinations of atoms within the strands of DNA in your body are not "guaranteed" to occur. Ever. But they did. They. Did. They. ******* Did. As if the Universe were the soil to the roots of our existence and Her Energy is as the water to the roots and her Chemistry allows it all to happen. And her physical laws, for lack of a better term, allow that to happen. On top of that, you ******* exist! You! In particular! With your experiences, thoughts and feelings, insights and interests, passions and even DNA! You! Wonderful, temporary you! Mortal you. Ethereal you. Spiritual you. Intrinsic you. Extrinsic you. You exist, if nothing else,  in a relative way. There is no way to be certain. What are the friggin' odds on anything existing at all, let alone you? There is no way to be certain. If you could bet on your existence, would you? There is no way to be certain. Nothing is granted; everything is permitted by the brain. There is no way to be certain. Perhaps it is deeper than that. I hope and think so, yet, there is no way to be certain. ~Addendum!~ Statistically, about 93% of people accounted for by census information who have lived- have died. Statistically, that gives you a 7%ish chance of surviving this life!   That seems like a high-risk Life, to me.
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Dec 8, 2012
Dec 8, 2012 at 12:38 PM UTC
"High-risk Life"
If you had the opportunity to live a high-risk lifestyle, would you? I'm not asking this to be derogatory, nor to be accusatory I simply want you to think on what it is to live a high-risk lifestyle. As a mass, we seem to think of it as an undesirable thing. Now, isn't that just ******* quaint? Probability favors a percentile: That which is unique enough to leave it's mark on our realm. That includes us. Risk, unless done in ignorance, is the acceptance of probability More specifically, the pursuit of the more improbable chance. Perhaps when you think of high-risk, you think of constant parties perhaps of ***** needles, and/or STIs unprotected *** or doing psychedelics but I ask you to ponder just how high risk Life is to begin with: Some wish to claim that Life is a granted gift by some benevolent Father figure who has our back, (but not theirs) but I say that's just selfish, arrogant and, frankly, quite foolish to claim. This Universe was not made for us and us alone as if we were some sort of Sims for a bipolar teenage boy on ******* We were not molded after anything intelligent with the exception of the Universe and her Nature itself. The probability of the Universe existing is not %100. The probability of the particular combinations of atoms within the strands of DNA in your body are not "guaranteed" to occur. Ever. But they did. They. Did. They. ******* Did. As if the Universe were the soil to the roots of our existence and Her Energy is as the water to the roots and her Chemistry allows it all to happen. And her physical laws, for lack of a better term, allow that to happen. On top of that, you ******* exist! You! In particular! With your experiences, thoughts and feelings, insights and interests, passions and even DNA! You! Wonderful, temporary you! Mortal you. Ethereal you. Spiritual you. Intrinsic you. Extrinsic you. You exist, if nothing else,  in a relative way. There is no way to be certain. What are the friggin' odds on anything existing at all, let alone you? There is no way to be certain. If you could bet on your existence, would you? There is no way to be certain. Nothing is granted; everything is permitted by the brain. There is no way to be certain. Perhaps it is deeper than that. I hope and think so, yet, there is no way to be certain. ~Addendum!~ Statistically, about 93% of people accounted for by census information who have lived- have died. Statistically, that gives you a 7%ish chance of surviving this life!   That seems like a high-risk Life, to me.
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"Cash, Grass or Ass-No One Rides Free!" reads the bumper-sticker slapped on the ratty Harley. Its black leather seat is cracked, tattered and torn, the headlight is busted and there's no friggin' horn; with mismatched saddlebags strapped to each side, the panhead leaks like a sieve, but it's still quite a ride. The gas-tank is dented, scratched and coated with muck, the chrome no longer shines, but who gives a flyin' **** Its tires are bald, the spokes are all rusted to **** and the frame is off-kilter from a cage-driver's hit. The biker just puffed the last hit from his pipe, slammed down the rest of the J.D. from the bash last night; then he hops on his hog, kicks the monster to start, the muffler-pipes blast flames and roar like a **** Together they roll down the road like old pals,' with nowhere to go, just obnoxious and loud: the tombstone tail-light flashes bright red on this mess, 'though Cashless, Grassless and Assless, they couldn't care less!
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Sep 2, 2010
Sep 2, 2010 at 1:34 AM UTC
Cashless, Grassless and Assless
Friggin' the best of All maritime words Like Lash the friggin' tops'l Friggin' foresail Fifteen friggin' frigates Five friggin' fathoms deep Flotsam friggin' jetsam Friggin' me timbers Friggin' boson's mate Scrub the friggin' deck Aye aye, friggin' Captain It just feels so right As spicy as Jamaican *** It rolls right off the tongue Like a wench's pearl Just like a friggin'wench's pearl, Mate r~ 28Feb14
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Feb 28, 2014
Feb 28, 2014 at 8:00 PM UTC
Friggin'
If you have to eat McDonalds all alone when you have a boyfriend then what's the friggin' point....?!
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Aug 30, 2014
Aug 30, 2014 at 1:22 PM UTC
Eating At McDonalds By Yourself Is Stupid (18 W)
Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** If it don't fit, don't force it You can lubricate it, so you can appreciate it Oops, did I say that out loud? Wearing Dr Dre is a ***** when you make a glitch **** this gun like a real cool chick It's barrels aren’t that hot or that ******* thick And when it comes, blow your brains, while you’re still in cuffs Elvis offended nerds, while doing those pelvic thrusts But, he was merely having fun and just being ******* futuristic While your parents were secretly playing with ***** vibrating plastic I used to call myself at that time, ‘The Magnificent One’ Hell, I don't call myself that now, but I still believe it to be true At the time, the frigid white kids would only spectate from the lower balcony While some ***** white kinds, were leaping over with jealousy, to get downstairs Because, that's where the black dudes would occasionally perform, their ****** affairs Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** Protect yourself with a little soap bubble If you want help, I can go pop, without getting into too much trouble Oops, did I say that out loud? Wearing Dr Dre can mean defeat when others hear your beat How can I put the creeps down, when I've been creeping from afar? I'm another mother fuckin' world wide pop star They called me, ‘A Hip-Hop Bipolar Southpaw’ Always left swinging up and down like a friggin outlaw They warned you that, I would drive all the the kiddies insane So don't blame me for the way your kids now truly reign Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** Thank you for being so sweet and ever so cute Next time remind me, to always switch the ****** to mute Oops, did I say that out loud?
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Sep 5, 2019
Sep 5, 2019 at 6:37 PM UTC
Oops! Did I say that out loud?
Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** If it don't fit, don't force it You can lubricate it, so you can appreciate it Oops, did I say that out loud? Wearing Dr Dre is a ***** when you make a glitch **** this gun like a real cool chick It's barrels aren’t that hot or that ******* thick And when it comes, blow your brains, while you’re still in cuffs Elvis offended nerds, while doing those pelvic thrusts But, he was merely having fun and just being ******* futuristic While your parents were secretly playing with ***** vibrating plastic I used to call myself at that time, ‘The Magnificent One’ Hell, I don't call myself that now, but I still believe it to be true At the time, the frigid white kids would only spectate from the lower balcony While some ***** white kinds, were leaping over with jealousy, to get downstairs Because, that's where the black dudes would occasionally perform, their ****** affairs Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** Protect yourself with a little soap bubble If you want help, I can go pop, without getting into too much trouble Oops, did I say that out loud? Wearing Dr Dre can mean defeat when others hear your beat How can I put the creeps down, when I've been creeping from afar? I'm another mother fuckin' world wide pop star They called me, ‘A Hip-Hop Bipolar Southpaw’ Always left swinging up and down like a friggin outlaw They warned you that, I would drive all the the kiddies insane So don't blame me for the way your kids now truly reign Bling Bang Boom Tight little itty-bitty ***** Thank you for being so sweet and ever so cute Next time remind me, to always switch the ****** to mute Oops, did I say that out loud?
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Hello My name is Bill I am a Snowflake I speak against racism I am a Snowflake I care about injustice I am a Snowflake I KNOW guns don't **** people People **** people I also KNOW if someone has an assault rifle with HIGH CAPACITY CLIPS, they can **** a lot more people in very little time **** right, I'm a Snowflake I know donald trump is a travesty That's right... I am a Snowflake I fear Lady Liberty has fallen down A Snowflake I am I believe in equal rights for ALL Snowflake I care for the child who arrived here with his parents at a young age, went to school here, only speaks English, only knows the United States as home Call me Snowflake It tears at my heart to know that a family can travel 100's of miles for a better life, only to have the children taken away from the parents, TAKEN AWAY AND PLACED IN CAMPS YA, I'm a friggin Snowflake I use to be a Hippie Now I'm a Snowflake Hoping for a BLIZZARD
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Aug 6, 2019
Aug 6, 2019 at 8:55 AM UTC
SNOWFLAKE
Just friends 2 words, 11 letters, 2 syllables and a dagger to my heart Just friends Was what you would say when people would ask "hey who's that girl you're always with" or "you look cute together" Just friends We talk everyday I've opened up to you more than I ever have to anyone I've seen the parts of you that you refuse to show others I know you and you know me like we finished a PHd course on each other Just friends When I am with you I seem to forget everything else You consume me in the best way possible Every breath you make clouds my mind until you are everything I feel I catch you stealing glances at me from the corner of my eye Just friends I tell you about this guy I found attractive at Starbucks this morning You gave me the cold shoulder for the rest of the day You told me about this gorgeous girl And well let's just say I thought I was prettier Yknow well just friends can't be jealous when the other one talks about someone else right? Just friggin friends Tell me we're just friends When we look into each other's eyes like a window to our soul Tell me we're just friends When I call you at 3 am, crying and you come to my door and take me into your arms Tell me we're just friends When you have the ability to make me feel like everything is right int he world Tell me we're just friends With every smile, tear and laughter shared Tell me we're just friends When i crave your scent and every minute we're not together I just need to be with you Tell me we're just friends **** it At this point I don't even know If you're just lying to yourself about being just friends with me Maybe you're in denial about what you're actually feeling And you don't want to admit it to yourself nor say it out loud because if you do then the feelings become real Or maybe that's really all you ever think we could be Just ******* friends
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May 6, 2015
May 6, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC
Just friends
Just friends 2 words, 11 letters, 2 syllables and a dagger to my heart Just friends Was what you would say when people would ask "hey who's that girl you're always with" or "you look cute together" Just friends We talk everyday I've opened up to you more than I ever have to anyone I've seen the parts of you that you refuse to show others I know you and you know me like we finished a PHd course on each other Just friends When I am with you I seem to forget everything else You consume me in the best way possible Every breath you make clouds my mind until you are everything I feel I catch you stealing glances at me from the corner of my eye Just friends I tell you about this guy I found attractive at Starbucks this morning You gave me the cold shoulder for the rest of the day You told me about this gorgeous girl And well let's just say I thought I was prettier Yknow well just friends can't be jealous when the other one talks about someone else right? Just friggin friends Tell me we're just friends When we look into each other's eyes like a window to our soul Tell me we're just friends When I call you at 3 am, crying and you come to my door and take me into your arms Tell me we're just friends When you have the ability to make me feel like everything is right int he world Tell me we're just friends With every smile, tear and laughter shared Tell me we're just friends When i crave your scent and every minute we're not together I just need to be with you Tell me we're just friends **** it At this point I don't even know If you're just lying to yourself about being just friends with me Maybe you're in denial about what you're actually feeling And you don't want to admit it to yourself nor say it out loud because if you do then the feelings become real Or maybe that's really all you ever think we could be Just ******* friends
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I can be the villain that you need me to be If that's what it takes for you to once again truly be happy Then that's what's important to me, that's what I want to see If I can't be that for you then I've failed miserably... Oh the stupidity I can play the bad guy, that comes pretty easy To think love would find me, that in itself was awfully silly I don't even have the love from my own friggin' family ...apparently no thanks to me... But to bring you to the reality that it's time to leave me... ...that came all too naturally Oh the humanity ©2023
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Dec 27, 2023
Dec 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM UTC
~•§•~ The Villain, The Bad Guy ~•§•~
Notes on a IPad.  A rejected lover’s lament. What she says and in parentheses (What she thinks) Oh please tell me, What will I do now that     You have gone away, Three days now it’s been, Lost to me forever, (And took my wristwatch? Will I ever know, the correct  time again?) I gave you everything, And you crushed me! (No I mean it, the other night When you rolled over in bed You actually friggin’ crushed me.) Our lips are empty now, Of each other’s kiss, Like our odorous love, our bed sheets grow stale, (‘cause you didn’t put them in the machine, like I told you, Before you walked out the door!) Life can never be the same, Oh, to end my terminal misery. (I’m thinking that notion over. Maybe this is a positive thing, My parents warned that he was, not good enough for me). I walked alone, along the lake today, You know, the place we met, (All those **** Ducks around there, really make a mess. Got that goo all over my shoe,) But I digress. You are gone now, My loving arms are empty, Of your sweet scent, (Of the Brute Cologne, I bought you for Christmas You ungrateful  Retch!) My blurry eyes they do, so sorrowfully weep, (From all the pollen in the street, God, I hate spring time for that!) We were going to buy a cute, Little yellow house together, You vowed to love me forever, **** Now I’ll have to renew my Apartment lease, and get a roommate) (You PIG, did you ever in your life, Put up a toilet seat?) You left when you said, That you never would, (And just what the hell, did you do, with my car keys, I ‘ve looked all over the place) Truly my broken heart, My stomach aches and pines for you, All Love has flown, Oh,what will, what can I do? (Hm’ I wonder if McDonalds has McRibs back on their menu?) Ring! Ring!  The cell phone beckons. “Yes, hello. . . Oh it’s you. (You Son Of a ***** What’s that you say? You’re coming home to me? Darling, that’s so great to hear! Want to meet down at McDonalds I think they got McRibs!”
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Sep 6, 2013
Sep 6, 2013 at 7:07 PM UTC
A rejected lover's lament
Notes on a IPad.  A rejected lover’s lament. What she says and in parentheses (What she thinks) Oh please tell me, What will I do now that     You have gone away, Three days now it’s been, Lost to me forever, (And took my wristwatch? Will I ever know, the correct  time again?) I gave you everything, And you crushed me! (No I mean it, the other night When you rolled over in bed You actually friggin’ crushed me.) Our lips are empty now, Of each other’s kiss, Like our odorous love, our bed sheets grow stale, (‘cause you didn’t put them in the machine, like I told you, Before you walked out the door!) Life can never be the same, Oh, to end my terminal misery. (I’m thinking that notion over. Maybe this is a positive thing, My parents warned that he was, not good enough for me). I walked alone, along the lake today, You know, the place we met, (All those **** Ducks around there, really make a mess. Got that goo all over my shoe,) But I digress. You are gone now, My loving arms are empty, Of your sweet scent, (Of the Brute Cologne, I bought you for Christmas You ungrateful  Retch!) My blurry eyes they do, so sorrowfully weep, (From all the pollen in the street, God, I hate spring time for that!) We were going to buy a cute, Little yellow house together, You vowed to love me forever, **** Now I’ll have to renew my Apartment lease, and get a roommate) (You PIG, did you ever in your life, Put up a toilet seat?) You left when you said, That you never would, (And just what the hell, did you do, with my car keys, I ‘ve looked all over the place) Truly my broken heart, My stomach aches and pines for you, All Love has flown, Oh,what will, what can I do? (Hm’ I wonder if McDonalds has McRibs back on their menu?) Ring! Ring!  The cell phone beckons. “Yes, hello. . . Oh it’s you. (You Son Of a ***** What’s that you say? You’re coming home to me? Darling, that’s so great to hear! Want to meet down at McDonalds I think they got McRibs!”
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Waking up one morning It's a normal kind of day Only there are bulldozers on their way It goes this way: At the end of your driveway down to the right in front of the picket fence The land is graded a horizontal drill brought in made to feel at home You see, We you me may own the land But the mineral rights are theirs A concrete utility structure goes up, in what do you think? About three weeks? Chemicals are shot horizontally under the land under the house to release the gas from the sand While the ground water is fearfully shivering it knows its days are numbered. The concrete utility chimney pouring out chemical smoke 24 hours a day. The  County says, "What do you expect us to do?" The State says ***** You " Cancer clusters Sick kids Chemical water tasting very weird Guess what? Whether it be our 89,000 189,000 or 889,000 dollar American dream home The dog is going to be taking a **** in the backyard claiming ownership. Welcome to LA too No matter where you are Every other day the earth is shaking buildings tumbling Dance Dance Dance Dots on a map thousands of them all around us coming our way. Better take a drive next time on talk radio "Drill baby Drill" All hail Exxon Cars love Shell Gasoline The old USA ******* gas And it sure ain't nitrous cars idoling on a stop and go freeway finding our true purpose a grounded oil derreck for the Koch Brothers He who pays the piper calls the tune Oh yeah Drill baby Drill I'm heading up Highway 101 The Earth hot and ***** for a new life form Welcome to the new world order Welcome to the new USA Purloined, poisoned, polluted The United Petro States of America. Hey Hey Hey
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Dec 15, 2016
Dec 15, 2016 at 12:27 PM UTC
Friggin' Fracking
Waking up one morning It's a normal kind of day Only there are bulldozers on their way It goes this way: At the end of your driveway down to the right in front of the picket fence The land is graded a horizontal drill brought in made to feel at home You see, We you me may own the land But the mineral rights are theirs A concrete utility structure goes up, in what do you think? About three weeks? Chemicals are shot horizontally under the land under the house to release the gas from the sand While the ground water is fearfully shivering it knows its days are numbered. The concrete utility chimney pouring out chemical smoke 24 hours a day. The  County says, "What do you expect us to do?" The State says ***** You " Cancer clusters Sick kids Chemical water tasting very weird Guess what? Whether it be our 89,000 189,000 or 889,000 dollar American dream home The dog is going to be taking a **** in the backyard claiming ownership. Welcome to LA too No matter where you are Every other day the earth is shaking buildings tumbling Dance Dance Dance Dots on a map thousands of them all around us coming our way. Better take a drive next time on talk radio "Drill baby Drill" All hail Exxon Cars love Shell Gasoline The old USA ******* gas And it sure ain't nitrous cars idoling on a stop and go freeway finding our true purpose a grounded oil derreck for the Koch Brothers He who pays the piper calls the tune Oh yeah Drill baby Drill I'm heading up Highway 101 The Earth hot and ***** for a new life form Welcome to the new world order Welcome to the new USA Purloined, poisoned, polluted The United Petro States of America. Hey Hey Hey
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and it scares me because the glow in her eyes and melodious rhythm in her words give me the impression that she enjoys talking about these things. And it's not one of those mindful zen practicing acceptance attitude of gratitude  type of scenes where she loves it out of herself and heals all the heavy scars she wears. It's like she revels in her misery-- I just don't get it man! Maybe I'm doing some wacko projection thing or that I'm reading too much into it all. I mean, I am a bookworm. But, There's just something about the way, the feeling or the tone that vibrates through my soul like a friggin' red light Spider Sense that gives me the creepers. She'd say that she's simply stating facts and, while that may be true, I just can't help but hear *some callous time ******* black-hole train crash rejoicing;* like a perverted hymn to misfortune and gloom. I don't know man, maybe those are just the tunes my mom enjoys playing. Could be that's just not my style, or how I approach something like that. I try not to judge, but some **** is just doesn't sit well with me, you know? I can't help that.
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Apr 30, 2016
Apr 30, 2016 at 9:21 AM UTC
My Mom Smiles Whenever She Talks About Personal Tragedy
Sure as heck wouldn't fall for that "Oh its my favourite book & I keep it by my bedside trick" & gather chubby Christian flunkeys to pray over & anoint a fascist idiot child, Would see right through using a grieving widow as a prop for a photo-shoot extravaganza, & then talk of record applause lines like this was America's Most Talented & he was a cheap *** promoter milking the crowd, Wouldn't for a second fall for the Syrian children carry an infection to the nation & must be denied entry because you never know but of course we can because deranged white folks are more of a threat, Sure as **** could tell the difference between a good apostle & that scheming White Supremacist Bannon & the bald dude who endlessly talks of his overlord being obeyed or **** sure you'll all be for it, Would most definitely not need a golden crapper to rest his fat white *** on & a golden stroller for his special one & lacquered mirrored sitting room that looks like a hillbilly wet-dream version of of 'how rich folks dun live rightly,' Would most definitely not be seen wearing that stupid red hat which more than hints at a long gone world with shades of whiteness & exclusion & don't come knocking on my door you pitiful wretch you, Would never in a million friggin' years have voted Republican & sided with a lying, duplicitous con-man with all the shades of darkness that usually are reserved for the actual Fallen Angels.
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Mar 6, 2017
Mar 6, 2017 at 12:14 PM UTC
Jesus Would Smack Trump Upside the Head or What Would Jesus Do?
So I went to get new glasses Cos my eyes have felt real bad I went there feeling cr*p I left there feeling sad I squinted and I squirmed In that black opticians chair "I'm afraid your vouchers expired sir" **** off that isn't fair!" Well that's what I wanted to say But I bit me lip and sighed When she told me what I owed I almost frickin died "How much?! I blurted back Wide eyed and unamused I was fed up and so I nodded **** me should have refused! I hope these glasses see covid It should for that friggin' sum Stick your lenses and your voucher Right up your b**
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Apr 6, 2021
Apr 6, 2021 at 5:42 PM UTC
How much?!
once upon a time there was a girl named Sue I fell in love with her glitter tattoo it wasn't real I knew it from the start I didn't care I just wanted her heart so I went to the store to find me a tat all I could find was a friggin' bat so I spit in my hand slapped it onto my chest it looked pretty awesome I never would've guessed I got to her house and knocked on the door she jumped off the bed her feet hit the floor She got a look at my new tattoo then she whispered "I love you"
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Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 3:20 PM UTC
Temporary Tattoo
I would like to say That well, I'm bored Really I should be quite gay Heck I'm playing as a Nord! Thing with this game is its quite large You can swing a sword or fry an Orc You can hop a barge to places unknown (Solstheim) Only to fight a bunch of cultists. (Didn't rhyme but I got some serious beef with those guys) So by now you should know what I'm playing What else could it be but the best game around If you don't you should be praying Because its Skyrim you friggin hound!
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Nov 22, 2018
Nov 22, 2018 at 11:52 PM UTC
Quite Bored
You can have it all, if you don't need nothing Keep the good vibes rolling, if it helps with one's loving It's like a whole EDM festival, coming from your mouth Not like those turntable dudes, down in the deep south I thought DJs had had their freestyle spinning last days Like Catholic church priests and their unholy ******* ways Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never,  friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal They say, ‘I'm the new messiah’.Thanks, but, I don't even try Thanks to so few, excluding the ones, who waved me on by I'm sort of creating, a brand new hype and buzz Full of pure clarity, with a dash of man-made fuzz When the beat stops, from its fast-talking pace We all like to flop and drop that ******* bass Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal A shout out, to all my southern conquistadors and homeward bound homie’s Ignore all the Los Angeles doomsayers and Hollywood snapchat phoney's Elevator doors always be jammin' and then coming to a closure We all like a moment, of shy mouth miming, with very little exposure From a worldwide hit or an Aussie Whispering Jack golden classic From the sound of a crackling frisbee, made from nothing, but pure black plastic Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal.
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Oct 5, 2019
Oct 5, 2019 at 8:36 PM UTC
American Idle
You can have it all, if you don't need nothing Keep the good vibes rolling, if it helps with one's loving It's like a whole EDM festival, coming from your mouth Not like those turntable dudes, down in the deep south I thought DJs had had their freestyle spinning last days Like Catholic church priests and their unholy ******* ways Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never,  friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal They say, ‘I'm the new messiah’.Thanks, but, I don't even try Thanks to so few, excluding the ones, who waved me on by I'm sort of creating, a brand new hype and buzz Full of pure clarity, with a dash of man-made fuzz When the beat stops, from its fast-talking pace We all like to flop and drop that ******* bass Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal A shout out, to all my southern conquistadors and homeward bound homie’s Ignore all the Los Angeles doomsayers and Hollywood snapchat phoney's Elevator doors always be jammin' and then coming to a closure We all like a moment, of shy mouth miming, with very little exposure From a worldwide hit or an Aussie Whispering Jack golden classic From the sound of a crackling frisbee, made from nothing, but pure black plastic Licking soda-pops over a long hot summer holiday Kissing a girl named, Katy Perry, the very next day Licking it all up, before she shows her b-SiDE Then screams to three, to come on back inside Like snatching the America's Cup, with Ben Lexcen’s winning keel While somewhere amongst the hills of Hollywood’s La La Land Whole plates of food, just going to waste, inside, never never, friggin Disneyland While a starving homie, maybe, just ate his very last meal.
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do you remember sitting in the ER at 3 AM and seeing an x-ray of a head and a big white blank space in it and the warm white blankets on your 11 year old legs felt cold all of a sudden.  you were given a stuffed Beanie Baby frog and you ran around the hospital courtyard nervously taking the frog to Animal World with your 8 year old sister and her rainbow colored bear. and then you sat up and helped the nurse take your mom's blood pressure and he smiled at how clear her lungs were even with the asthma and told you that you could be a doctor if you wanted to because doctors save people they fix people.   people can't be fixed. there are so many different levels of mastery.  I have counted all of my fingers in rhythm backwards and forwards and I think I have mastered that there are 10 and only 10.  there are only 7 notes with little half steps increments in between them in the musical alphabet but the mastery of those? next to impossible.  who knew playing a violin could make you sweat down the nape of your neck while lining the rim of your forehead with frustration.  fingers become red and warm stop trying to play so quickly so much.  however, self-loathing is not healthy so maybe we should keep playing until I am red in the face and the loathing is cured.   will it ever be? you should stop doing the friggin peace sign at everyone you see but you won't and that's okay I suppose. I hope it's not true that people say what they really feel when they're angry...if it is I'm lost in contempt some of the time. I am the most oblivious of the aware I hope salt skin is accepted here.
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Sep 13, 2015
Sep 13, 2015 at 2:29 PM UTC
do u
do you remember sitting in the ER at 3 AM and seeing an x-ray of a head and a big white blank space in it and the warm white blankets on your 11 year old legs felt cold all of a sudden.  you were given a stuffed Beanie Baby frog and you ran around the hospital courtyard nervously taking the frog to Animal World with your 8 year old sister and her rainbow colored bear. and then you sat up and helped the nurse take your mom's blood pressure and he smiled at how clear her lungs were even with the asthma and told you that you could be a doctor if you wanted to because doctors save people they fix people.   people can't be fixed. there are so many different levels of mastery.  I have counted all of my fingers in rhythm backwards and forwards and I think I have mastered that there are 10 and only 10.  there are only 7 notes with little half steps increments in between them in the musical alphabet but the mastery of those? next to impossible.  who knew playing a violin could make you sweat down the nape of your neck while lining the rim of your forehead with frustration.  fingers become red and warm stop trying to play so quickly so much.  however, self-loathing is not healthy so maybe we should keep playing until I am red in the face and the loathing is cured.   will it ever be? you should stop doing the friggin peace sign at everyone you see but you won't and that's okay I suppose. I hope it's not true that people say what they really feel when they're angry...if it is I'm lost in contempt some of the time. I am the most oblivious of the aware I hope salt skin is accepted here.
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Let's be honest, let's be clear, In fact let's drink another beer. I really cannot stand my job, So please get me right out of here. Let's be honest, let's be clear, There's someone that I hate when near, I know it's bad; he is my boss, But I don't give a friggin' toss. Let's be honest, let's be clear, Were I allowed to punch his ear, I would do it with so much power, He'd hear ringing for an hour. Let's be honest, let's be clear, The little *** must live in fear, I'm not lonely with my feelings, He's had others biting ceilings.
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May 5, 2011
May 5, 2011 at 2:46 AM UTC
Unhappy at Work
This is a message to Scientology shills Only you know if you fit that bill I will NOT banter. I won't make a fuss. I will NOT debate whether you're one of US You may want me hurting You may want me crying If you're selling that, brother, I am NOT BUYING. You WANT people in pain. You WANT them to pine. Those are YOUR tactics THEY ARE NOT MINE. I'm not a cruel person. I'm in a bind, Cuz YOU think me weak *WHILE I'M ACTUALLY KIND*. HERE'S WHERE I STOP. HERE'S WHERE IT ENDS! You want disputes Between friggin FRIENDS! Here's what YOU do. Here's how YOU act. You come in like wolves and try to attack. Pull a young animal out from the herd. Say they aren't legit... on only YOUR WORD! I'm new to Twitter. So I'm out there, I see. So you want to sow discord *AND DISCREDIT ME.* BUT GET THIS STRAIGHT. DOWN TO THE BONE. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WINNING YOU ARE DEAD WRONG IF IT COMES DOWN TO TACKS I'LL STAND ALONE. Catherine Jarvis SoulSurvivor (C) 3/1/2017
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Mar 1, 2017
Mar 1, 2017 at 11:14 PM UTC
IF I STAND ALONE
It's ok. Have a massive public melt down. Drink it away, you'll forget Are your teeth perfect and white? Clothes ironed? Hair done up? If you've drank too much or you're beat to **** have a friggin Jolly Rancher. It'll be ok.... Just as long as you smell like a jolly rancher Throw glasses at the elderly cook Bring home men way too young who know nothing except Nothing But make **** sure You eat that Jolly Rancher
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Apr 28, 2017
Apr 28, 2017 at 1:39 AM UTC
Jolly Rancher