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Adult ABC A is for ******* B is for ***** C is for **** hole D is for **** E is for everything that you are and F is for **** off G is for Gory holes H is for hemerroid I is for invulents J is for ******* K fly a kite L is a loser M is for moist N is for nuts O is obscured in your P ***** Q is for ***** R is for the Reassurance that you need S is for **** T is for **** U is for Underwear and V is for ****** W is for wort and X is for *** Y now You know your life is full of Z zest
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Aug 29, 2021
Aug 29, 2021 at 10:35 PM UTC
Now you know your ABC'S
Her hair was long Down to that place where *** just barely meets back The place his fingers linger Every time she says goodbye The place where two tiny dimples make up for the fact she never smiles Long like the days he spends Wondering if she's happy at home wondering if she's just as good at pretending to be in love As she is at pretending not to be Like the time he spends waiting for a sign from her... or of her Long like her absence in his bed He hears her laughter in his head He'd settle for hearing her name Her hair was thick Like the way his tongue feels after a midnight pack of camels She says she doesn't smoke anymore But she does Because she says a naked man can't smoke alone It looks funny Thick like her thighs And silky smooth when they graze his stomach Like his great grandmother's accent He doesn't understand her but finds comfort in the texture of the syllables Her hair was strong Like her conviction Her determination to stay at home where she belongs Though she longs to be with him Strong like the coffee she brews Because she's too rebellious to measure anything Coffee grounds or consequences Like his addiction His compulsion to reign her in To keep her in his bed In his heart In his head Her hair is dark Like her eyes Black pools that reflect her black heart, rotten soul Dark like the way she makes love with the lights off Because then she can make him into anybody Whoever it is that she wants that day Dark like that space between waking and dreams Where everything is mixed up and nothing like it seems Where he reaches out to touch her and finds only hair A few strands on his pillowcase to remind him she was there He finds them everywhere Last night he found one wrapped around his big toe He freed himself but found it hard to let it go She says she hates to wear a ponytail Like she doesn't want her hair to look like a horse's rear end And he's just a ******* for letting her go again
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Sep 23, 2014
Sep 23, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC
Hair
Her hair was long Down to that place where *** just barely meets back The place his fingers linger Every time she says goodbye The place where two tiny dimples make up for the fact she never smiles Long like the days he spends Wondering if she's happy at home wondering if she's just as good at pretending to be in love As she is at pretending not to be Like the time he spends waiting for a sign from her... or of her Long like her absence in his bed He hears her laughter in his head He'd settle for hearing her name Her hair was thick Like the way his tongue feels after a midnight pack of camels She says she doesn't smoke anymore But she does Because she says a naked man can't smoke alone It looks funny Thick like her thighs And silky smooth when they graze his stomach Like his great grandmother's accent He doesn't understand her but finds comfort in the texture of the syllables Her hair was strong Like her conviction Her determination to stay at home where she belongs Though she longs to be with him Strong like the coffee she brews Because she's too rebellious to measure anything Coffee grounds or consequences Like his addiction His compulsion to reign her in To keep her in his bed In his heart In his head Her hair is dark Like her eyes Black pools that reflect her black heart, rotten soul Dark like the way she makes love with the lights off Because then she can make him into anybody Whoever it is that she wants that day Dark like that space between waking and dreams Where everything is mixed up and nothing like it seems Where he reaches out to touch her and finds only hair A few strands on his pillowcase to remind him she was there He finds them everywhere Last night he found one wrapped around his big toe He freed himself but found it hard to let it go She says she hates to wear a ponytail Like she doesn't want her hair to look like a horse's rear end And he's just a ******* for letting her go again
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Ben Kowalewicz (spoken): Hi, my name is Ben Kowalewicz and this is Billy Talent. Well I tripped, I fell down naked I drank from a cup of lead I hugged a skunk, it peed on me Yesterday I joined Scientology Steal a Camaro, then **** Jack Sparrow Try stupid **** try stupid **** Jump in a dump truck, smell **** and get stuck I cannot read, I cannot read **** on computers, then drink some pewter Die sanity, die sanity Marry a cheapskate, gain ninety pounds weight I'm really dumb, I'm really dumb I'm stupid, it's my fault, so daft I like to play in the garbage shaft The best sport is Parkour, **** straight I arrive at work five hours late Drink a deep fryer, eat some barbed wire Try stupid **** try stupid **** Sleep in a fireplace, burn your entire face I cannot read, I cannot read Cinnamon challenge, go on a chalk binge Die sanity, Die sanity Bike into traffic, pose pornographic I'm a ******* I'm a ******* I ate some poo! I'm stupid, it's my fault Try I'm stupid, it's my fault Lie This bad song don't make sense Pie Get a Prince Albert, snake blood for dessert now? Drink some Everclear, cut off your own ear now? Go back in time to, forties as a Jew Try stupid **** try stupid **** Do *** and rip off your right knee I cannot read, I cannot read Find the KKK, put on some blackface Die sanity, die sanity Locate a pervert, then take off your shirt I am a twit, I am a twit I am a twit, I am a twit Try stupid **** try stupid **** I am a twit, I am a twit
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May 27, 2012
May 27, 2012 at 6:15 PM UTC
Try Stupid **** a Billy Talent parody
an aging APE developed arthritis in his ankles several BATS tasted the nectar from the plum trees Jessica's CAT played with the ball of wool DINGOS were seen skulking around the camp site there are two types of ELEPHANTS the Asian and African FERRETS are sent down rabbit warrens to flush them out Helen saw a GIRAFFE at the wildlife reserve I wrote a poem titled Hilary The HIPPOPOTAMUS Who has a pet IGUANA? Some people say my uncle is a ******* KANGAROOS  have muscular tails Obama rhymes with LLAMA in parts of Canada MOOSE roam on the loose a NEWT likes being in a warm environment some OCTOPI have black dye baby PANDAS are cute and cuddly in Australia we have a native bush QUAIL RACCOONS live in rocky dens a TAPIR has a very long nose UAKARI monkeys hang out in the Amazon jungle if you're looking for a VOLE you'll find him in a hole WOMBATS move in a very slow manner an XERUS is a mighty big species of squirrel the Nepalese have domesticated YAKS Doctor Dolittle has spoken to a ZEBRA
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Aug 21, 2013
Aug 21, 2013 at 10:54 PM UTC
ABC Poem (Animals)
IT'S a jazz affair, drum crashes and cornet razzes The trombone pony neighs and the tuba ******* snorts. The banjo tickles and titters too awful. The chippies talk about the funnies in the papers. The cartoonists weep in their beer. Ship riveters talk with their feet To the feet of floozies under the tables. A quartet of white hopes mourn with interspersed snickers: "I got the blues. I got the blues. I got the blues." And ... as we said earlier: The cartoonists weep in their beer.
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***** Tonk in Cleveland, Ohio
me and gaming I sit down the hard day of work and lead is behind me now. Sit in my throne and grab my controller. I get on the war zone with my gun in my hand 20 vs 1 I put my mic on. the rules to the game 1 life 20 vs 20 error players lost. Just what i was hoping for. "There are 20 of you, and only one of me yo... "" "you gonna give up noob?" "You didn't let me finish, you should've brought more players." Then the blood bath starts as bullets and bolts fly past my head in a symphony of violence and in the slit second when the strings break and they must replace them I emerge from my cover “one shot one **** thats all you got” not time to waste I run and gun taken 'em out with a head shot. Only got five its time to reload. next I hear a tic but no tok look to my left and what do I see glowing blue light slowly creeping towards me no i can’t be. I make a run for it straight for a cave with my heart racing next to me, cant find the others stating to get scared. wait up there guess who I see a ******* ****** waiting for me. he has yet to see me so lets take advantage of this. I take out my pistol aim for the guy and let his brains reach for the sky. but do to my carelessness I step on the only mine and it was game over. I bow my head in shame look at my screen and think. well off to Minecraft. were the everything is a block and I’m a king and control my destiny and by a swing of my hand I can destroy and break anything i wish but also with that swing I can create build and make master peaces. And as I’m claiming the Hill Of Sorrow where my hell lives I take a leap of faith and dive straight into the belly of the beast with my sword in hand and armor that shines with the wrath of one thousand white hot blinding suns of hateful furry. all i wish is one thing to get my **** back from last time i was here. I charge and get my left foot wet or should i see get it set on fire because of the lava river i missed.......FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU. well off to soul caliber.
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Oct 17, 2013
Oct 17, 2013 at 8:25 AM UTC
Me and Gaming
me and gaming I sit down the hard day of work and lead is behind me now. Sit in my throne and grab my controller. I get on the war zone with my gun in my hand 20 vs 1 I put my mic on. the rules to the game 1 life 20 vs 20 error players lost. Just what i was hoping for. "There are 20 of you, and only one of me yo... "" "you gonna give up noob?" "You didn't let me finish, you should've brought more players." Then the blood bath starts as bullets and bolts fly past my head in a symphony of violence and in the slit second when the strings break and they must replace them I emerge from my cover “one shot one **** thats all you got” not time to waste I run and gun taken 'em out with a head shot. Only got five its time to reload. next I hear a tic but no tok look to my left and what do I see glowing blue light slowly creeping towards me no i can’t be. I make a run for it straight for a cave with my heart racing next to me, cant find the others stating to get scared. wait up there guess who I see a ******* ****** waiting for me. he has yet to see me so lets take advantage of this. I take out my pistol aim for the guy and let his brains reach for the sky. but do to my carelessness I step on the only mine and it was game over. I bow my head in shame look at my screen and think. well off to Minecraft. were the everything is a block and I’m a king and control my destiny and by a swing of my hand I can destroy and break anything i wish but also with that swing I can create build and make master peaces. And as I’m claiming the Hill Of Sorrow where my hell lives I take a leap of faith and dive straight into the belly of the beast with my sword in hand and armor that shines with the wrath of one thousand white hot blinding suns of hateful furry. all i wish is one thing to get my **** back from last time i was here. I charge and get my left foot wet or should i see get it set on fire because of the lava river i missed.......FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU. well off to soul caliber.
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When I was subjected to ragging by seniors, "It is illegal," I warned them beforehand, "The kid seems to have gone throughout, The itenary before boarding the college bus." A senior student was jeering at me. I must be appearing like a ******* "Don't worry, we will only ask for your introduction, consider it an interview. Please," said another senior. "Alright if you request," I replied and I waited for their questions. "Introduce yourself to us in few words." I was told by the other senior who had jeered. "My name is Atul Kaushal, thank you." I jeered back at the senior.
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Nov 6, 2013
Nov 6, 2013 at 9:58 AM UTC
The Fresher Interview
I am the one who wears a scarf around her face , while walking in the dark, The one who gets affected by your ‘harmless’ words and remarks snark, But, you won’t recognize me, won’t even stop judging me for saying this, that’s for sure, So, let me introduce you to myself, hello there, I am your victim, the one who is insecure. I am just a servant, a worthless one, in your powerful, popular , betraying regime, Just someone negligible, created by Him to make you laugh, not even worth your ‘precious’ time, An anonymous personality, you call me a ******* fat *** **** ******* an emotional fool, I am the one who gets punished without committing a single crime, without breaking any rule. But, you won’t recognize me, won’t even stop judging me for saying this, that’s for sure, So, let me introduce you to myself, hello there, I am your victim, the one who is insecure. You will never treat me as I am , never think of me as a human being, No matter how hard I try, to ignore you, to befriend you, to you, I will always remain a funny thing. But, when it will be your turn to offer flowers on my grave, free of scars which will be, as well as pure, That will be the moment when you will look at others and exclaim, “Oh, what a pity, I knew her, wasn't she the one who was insecure?”
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Nov 29, 2013
Nov 29, 2013 at 6:55 AM UTC
The One Who Is Insecure
he's the kind of ******* that tells you you're not special without actually telling you because he gives everybody his 'fuck me' eyes but you wouldn't want to ever be special for him, anyway
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Jul 9, 2015
Jul 9, 2015 at 4:58 AM UTC
not special
A man he wrote the book A book for all and none About a life spent leaning Leaning towards the sun In search of all a greatness  His life a distant run A battle for a giant He reaches for the sun On a field of giants Merely flesh and blood He disregards the mismatch And stretches for the sun Life the fiercest battle A war that’s never won Commits his life to reaching Reaching for the sun He asks the aged pastor     Disillusioned as the nun Confides in self and marches on Onward towards the sun Saw life and fortune a lady Took a chance with love Traded breast and beauty Traded it for the sun His only life a sacrifice A gamble for a goal With faith and strength he pushes on He strains his empty soul Tried to be a good man Emulates Christ the son Grounded broken wings he ***** Tragically towards the sun To advance the course of history Alexander, Caesar, the *** A martyr for the western world He reaches for the sun To hold the mighty leviathan With gear to catch a cod Born with a head of a ******* He aspires to be a god And oh his quest does beckon Failure certain done What else can he do He reaches for the sun To god he clings his anchor Sworn service to God and Son Hopelessly he leans Leaning towards the son
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 7:06 PM UTC
Leaning Towards the Sun
by Arcassin Burnham make it out as a ********** then get reincarnated as lizard later on, then feel a baby's laughter, like a pack of silver tongues, im not trying to be a ******* or cover up your losses, I'm just trying to make you happy, so you wouldn't have to envy, but your constructive criticism, makes it all worth while, don't it? putting all your shame on one person, for a smile, won't it? backstabbing to the core, makes you feel alive, so you wanna have betrayal, to come **** your pride, your pathetic, in a very technological way, and if i look your way, you better not say anything, in return man i won't feel ashamed, i would rather see you smile in my face.
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Aug 18, 2014
Aug 18, 2014 at 11:49 PM UTC
"Low (Even For You)" (Exclusively For HelloPoetry :))
Okay, so maybe I'm just a little bit Sentimental What's wrong with that? So I want to keep pictures So I want to hold things dear Nothing wrong with that Nothing wrong at all So what if the last thing you are Is sentimental So what if you're a total ******* So what if I'm just kicking the pavement three steps behind you It's not like I'm like Awfully sentimental You don't like junk You don't think I think things through I just wanna jive and be a human bean You think I'm just too Sentimental But what the **** is wrong with being Sentimental You know what? I really don't care that much anymore You've lost your luster So what if I'm no longer sentimental Maybe it was all a show Maybe neither of us are all that likeable Maybe we should all just stop being Sentimental Maybe we should all be a little more Sentimental **** it, but I don't care that I'm Sentimental No, not anymore.
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Jan 5, 2018
Jan 5, 2018 at 12:07 AM UTC
Sentimental
Oh Mr Sentinel ***** you *** with the bullwhip and echo tongue For four hundred years they had your fathers and mothers toiling the sugar and cotton fields no better than oxen and horses They were all beasts together without rights or gain All you knew was what Babylonians put in your heads Your perceptions are nothing but that of a slave As bright as those of the oxen and ***** That were your mates Now you sit here thinking you're Bob Marley without stringed guitar you may have a pen in hand but nothing much has changed what you call a brain is just a dusty mirror from ***** in the Plantation mansion you are just the *** overseer who gives your *** to ***** at night payment for echoing his words and ******* a **** on Saturday Who are you really but a mindless carcass with no class Your momentum comes from ***** and is ***** it's 21st century and you are still a Sentinel on the cotton fields You come cracking your bullwhip talking trash your ****** *** still has a ten dollar price tag hanging off it the mixed blood of your ancestors fight for dominance in vain four hundred years of slavery and you're still in chains mind asleep there's freedom in the sun whether in tropics or in snow town freedom is a mind unchained to massa's bulls and stunted **** Show me the freedom of a ******* Sentinel the mottafucker chicken Go find your ******** radicals and do your worst, how did your  pimping go in Liverpool. or where you too busy spinning your **** in Birmingham Alabama.
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Oct 3, 2018
Oct 3, 2018 at 9:25 PM UTC
Your Echo ***** Sentinel.....
Oh Mr Sentinel ***** you *** with the bullwhip and echo tongue For four hundred years they had your fathers and mothers toiling the sugar and cotton fields no better than oxen and horses They were all beasts together without rights or gain All you knew was what Babylonians put in your heads Your perceptions are nothing but that of a slave As bright as those of the oxen and ***** That were your mates Now you sit here thinking you're Bob Marley without stringed guitar you may have a pen in hand but nothing much has changed what you call a brain is just a dusty mirror from ***** in the Plantation mansion you are just the *** overseer who gives your *** to ***** at night payment for echoing his words and ******* a **** on Saturday Who are you really but a mindless carcass with no class Your momentum comes from ***** and is ***** it's 21st century and you are still a Sentinel on the cotton fields You come cracking your bullwhip talking trash your ****** *** still has a ten dollar price tag hanging off it the mixed blood of your ancestors fight for dominance in vain four hundred years of slavery and you're still in chains mind asleep there's freedom in the sun whether in tropics or in snow town freedom is a mind unchained to massa's bulls and stunted **** Show me the freedom of a ******* Sentinel the mottafucker chicken Go find your ******** radicals and do your worst, how did your  pimping go in Liverpool. or where you too busy spinning your **** in Birmingham Alabama.
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The psychics were breathing smoke, rummaging through my roommates collection of abstract art, they told me what my favorite Modest Mouse album was, they told me about my personality, I told them I was a psychic, they told me to **** off. Everyone assumes an original identity in the self-inflicted apocalypse provided by that old friend, alcohol. Kevin was the smooth-talking, drink-mixing extraordinaire. Kara was the cynic. Shawna was the kindhearted. Evan was sober. Tyler was in and out. I was the ******* that took a party pill, bounced off everyone with a handshake and an apology. We **** ourselves to resurrect, piece together the discordance, the chaos, the girls. While the psychics were breathing smoke, while Kevin was collapsing, while everyone was worried about me, all I could say was, "This is the happiest night of my life, and that depresses the hell outta' me." I longed for the sirens in the distance, I took another drink, I longed for renewed innocence, I took another drink, I longed for someone to lay beside me, I took another drink, it was finally enough. I took off my shirt, made war with the remnants of stability, of sanity, told my friends I loved them, and hoped that my time ended in sync with the sunrise.
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Sep 18, 2010
Sep 18, 2010 at 2:45 PM UTC
Sync with the Sunrise
I killed myself today. It was too much. The debt, The expectations, The hippies, The stonefaced Unsympathetic Vietnam vets asking me if I was a ***** To tell you the truth, Gus, You've got to be pretty **** ******** to slit that throat, To pull that trigger, To hang that corpse from a rafter high. But I did it classy. Yeah. I died like a Roman who had plotted against great Caesar. I went home, Slipped into the tub wearing a suit I pieced together from Uptown Thrift. As the scorching water flowed, I sipped wine and read the bible. King James Version only, mind you. As the water approached my neck I shut it off. I laughed at the hypocrisy: A suicide scene with a bible strewn about. I muttered, Then took the knife and opened up my veins. I bled out. My thoughts drifted to depressing things: My 2 year old brother working a night shift at Walmart holding back his tears while being yelled at by a balding middle aged man who never did anything with his life, A dog corpse ***** and mutilated by some ******* A banker smoking a cigarette and laughing in an infant's face, And the world turning on. As it always does. As it always will.
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Jan 15, 2014
Jan 15, 2014 at 6:11 PM UTC
Die Like A Roman
The cop asked me for my license to which I replied what the hell is that. Officer Tillman I belive i met your wife in a restroom down at the laundrymat. She didnt do ya justice. Cause you arent all that ugly but you are kinda fat. No my last name isnt Knoxville but I sure had some fun in Tennessee. Met darlin that left a burnin feelin behind just for me. My life is like a tweenty four hour cartoon. A wreckless wonder. If ya wanna ride along theres always room. Gotta babydoll I often reffer to as Tinker. She's my favorite semi insane funsize drinker. Got a amigo or two. Some fake ID's cause some people just happen to be looking for me. I thought you already knew. Some people like to hate. Clive. Forrest. Ian. Dont be jelouse your still living togather in the same basement no hope ever having none inflatable date. Iv'e taken some pretty hard licks. Put my mind in a blender . Now all im left with is becon bits. Im the Jackass of poetry alone I hold the crown. Some might call me a village idoit. But I would say im most fun fella in town. And if ya read this work and still cant see. You can go to hell. And thats one thing apon me my imaginary friends and my little badass tinker agree.
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Oct 18, 2009
Oct 18, 2009 at 11:55 AM UTC
The ******* Of Poetry
I'm tired of not having a date to take me out on a Saturday night When nobody calls me and its getting late Its such a pitiful sight So I've decided to put on my wizard hat on then go down to the basement below and when my family have all gone I'll build my very own boyfriend and nobody would know He'd have eyes so dark and dreamy he'd have arms that'd hug me tight and when he'd turn his face to see me his face would shine real bright In a huge *** I stirred the magic brew and I started dreaming of my lover boy dreaming of all the lovey-dovey things he'd do I started to bubble up with joy I threw in hairspray for wonderful hair and a Jon Bon Jovi CD for a heavenly voice For huggability I also threw in my teddy bear along with all my other stuffed toys I added cologne and expensive perfume so he'd always smell like a cool breeze in spring My boyfriend would be nearly perfect I assume and he'd be made up of all sorts of wonderful things I threw in a black tuxedo and dancing shoes so he'd be classy and gentlemanly He'd be the perfect boy I would choose to start my perfect family As I was done with my recipe I chanted my magic spell smoke and fumes rose up endlessly My hardwork was complete I could tell Out popped out this boy wonder who looked dreamy as could be My knees went weak and my heart spat thunder as I giggled nervously We went on our first date but It was a disaster straight from hell This monster I decided to  create made me want to take back that awful spell Me and wonderboy did not work and we broke up instantly with no love he turned out to be a **** completely devoid of chivalry The good things in a man are not always the things that show you see you must understand True Love isn't what you think you already know The things that send you head over heels may not be the things that truly last because the boy wearing expensive perfume may turn out to be just another *******
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Aug 8, 2015
Aug 8, 2015 at 3:17 PM UTC
I built my own boyfriend
I'm tired of not having a date to take me out on a Saturday night When nobody calls me and its getting late Its such a pitiful sight So I've decided to put on my wizard hat on then go down to the basement below and when my family have all gone I'll build my very own boyfriend and nobody would know He'd have eyes so dark and dreamy he'd have arms that'd hug me tight and when he'd turn his face to see me his face would shine real bright In a huge *** I stirred the magic brew and I started dreaming of my lover boy dreaming of all the lovey-dovey things he'd do I started to bubble up with joy I threw in hairspray for wonderful hair and a Jon Bon Jovi CD for a heavenly voice For huggability I also threw in my teddy bear along with all my other stuffed toys I added cologne and expensive perfume so he'd always smell like a cool breeze in spring My boyfriend would be nearly perfect I assume and he'd be made up of all sorts of wonderful things I threw in a black tuxedo and dancing shoes so he'd be classy and gentlemanly He'd be the perfect boy I would choose to start my perfect family As I was done with my recipe I chanted my magic spell smoke and fumes rose up endlessly My hardwork was complete I could tell Out popped out this boy wonder who looked dreamy as could be My knees went weak and my heart spat thunder as I giggled nervously We went on our first date but It was a disaster straight from hell This monster I decided to  create made me want to take back that awful spell Me and wonderboy did not work and we broke up instantly with no love he turned out to be a **** completely devoid of chivalry The good things in a man are not always the things that show you see you must understand True Love isn't what you think you already know The things that send you head over heels may not be the things that truly last because the boy wearing expensive perfume may turn out to be just another *******
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A toast! let's celebrate! It's time to commemorate As I demonstrate And iterate ********* friends that I'd love to hate Those ******* ****** With their bags full of tricks They throw stones and sticks Like ******* lunatics They're bullies on steroids What to expect? Break my bones, calls me names With no signs or ounce of respect **** them and their memes **** them by all means **** them those merciless machines And **** them in between So let's toast! let's celebrate! For this poem that I create A tribute has been made To my ********* friends I love to hate
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Jul 23, 2015
Jul 23, 2015 at 12:06 PM UTC
********* Friends
Loser, loner. A coward who pretends to be tough. A mean delinquent, In the mirror, I'm JUST A LOSER A loner, a ******* covered in scars. ***** trash.*
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Feb 23, 2016
Feb 23, 2016 at 12:42 AM UTC
Loser
you can wear your cap twisted sideways sag your pants down to your knees ride a pachyderm or a mule that brays be whatever kind of fool you please sing love songs in the rose garden or complain how the dollar done fell knowing qadafi, hussein, and bin laden have all been dispatched to hell you can rant and rave about raw deals you can raise your snout and sashay about or he-haw and buck, kick up your heels or vote for more hope or to kick da *** out you can lean to the left or to the right weighing the pros and cons and hype but you can't stay out of this fight and claim you're just not the type to freely elect their governments and laws evers, walesa, mandela, and susan b lived and died for just such a cause to see the people's voices set free but if you just call it mumbo jumbo and aloofly let this moment pass we all may be led by Dumbo or maybe that other ******* what percentage do you claim? forty-seven, one, or ninety-nine? tea party? occupier? some other name? are you just spouting a party line? all our blood runs red 'bove us all the sky is blue and no matter what is said there's one thing we all should do hadn't you better cast a vote? against the ones who vote aginst you? i think you'd really better vote ... it's the least but the best thing you can do. doug curry 10/24/2012
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Nov 1, 2012
Nov 1, 2012 at 12:43 PM UTC
you'd better vote
*( Loki ) 1 All ills you have wrought Mischief maker in the dirt No shower will cleanse 2 Poor Woolfy Spirit ******* in actuality You ARE Beryl Dov 3 Thor is your new name Psychopath reinventing Same old *** trickster 4 Who is following The fortune cookie writers Such lame phony names 5 Fragile ego here Pages of Wolf and Beryl Drama queens reeking 6 Even as he leaves Tireless self promoter Lowers the banal* Note:   Wolf Spirit IS Dire Wolf IS Toreanus Pinwinkle III IS Thor IS Beryl Dov IS ******** ( aka ******* ) Rabbi IS soooooo many others - a many-faced pest and pariah, previously banned on other sites for being stalkers and sociopaths !! See: http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1530102/wolves/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1516652/breach/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/832663/beryl-dov/ & http://hellopoetry.com/poem/1527822/not-a-poem-an-open-response-to-wolf-spirit-and-wolf-spirit-dire/ Basically anyone who follows these massive-ego predators is probably them !!
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Jan 20, 2016
Jan 20, 2016 at 9:48 PM UTC
Trickster
Good morning, class!  I am your substitute teacher, and I will be teaching you your ABC’s today.  Let’s not waste time and just dive right in! A is for Anxiety. That’s that feeling you get when you go to recess and see the bullies waiting for you on the playground. B is for *******  If you don’t know what that means, that’s when your daddy abandons you before he even gave you a chance.   C is for Cranky.  That’s what I feel right now because I had to get up early today to come in here to teach you brats your alphabet, and I’m getting paid **** for it.   D is for Dog.  Mine died, and if you have one, yours will eventually die too.   That’s another D word for ya.   E is for Empty.  Empty hearts.  Empty souls.  Empty stares.  Empty lives.   F is for Friends.  Friends will **** all over you. G is for Girlfriends.  They’ll rip out your heart and stomp all over it. H is for Hell.  It’s the world we live in. I is for Idiot.  Which is what you are if you ask a question. J is for *******  Which is another term for donkey – another D word. K is for Knife.   L is for Love.  Your parents will tell you they love you, but they don’t mean it. M is for Money.  If you want to make a lot of it when you grow up, deal drugs. N is for Neglect.  That means when your parents ignore you cause they’re too busy with their pretentious jobs and their extramarital affairs.  If you don’t know what that means, don’t worry.  Time will teach you.   O is for Optimistic.  Stay positive – just not HIV-positive. P is for **********  Judging by the intelligence level of this class, that is a bright career opportunity for several of you. Q is for Queasy.  Which is what you feel when you are hungover. R is for Respect.  You don’t earn it.  You take it. S is for Secrets that no one will ever keep. T is for Tranquilizer.  I have one waiting for me for when I get home tonight. U is for Ugly.  That’s adolescence. V is for…   Only girls have them. W is for Wood Chuck.  How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? X is for Xenophobic.   That’s what you will all grow up to be because your mom taught you to never talk to strangers. Y is for Yes.  That's what you have to say to everyone to get anywhere in life. Z is for Zoloft.  I should probably up my dose.
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Apr 7, 2013
Apr 7, 2013 at 7:09 PM UTC
All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten.
Good morning, class!  I am your substitute teacher, and I will be teaching you your ABC’s today.  Let’s not waste time and just dive right in! A is for Anxiety. That’s that feeling you get when you go to recess and see the bullies waiting for you on the playground. B is for *******  If you don’t know what that means, that’s when your daddy abandons you before he even gave you a chance.   C is for Cranky.  That’s what I feel right now because I had to get up early today to come in here to teach you brats your alphabet, and I’m getting paid **** for it.   D is for Dog.  Mine died, and if you have one, yours will eventually die too.   That’s another D word for ya.   E is for Empty.  Empty hearts.  Empty souls.  Empty stares.  Empty lives.   F is for Friends.  Friends will **** all over you. G is for Girlfriends.  They’ll rip out your heart and stomp all over it. H is for Hell.  It’s the world we live in. I is for Idiot.  Which is what you are if you ask a question. J is for *******  Which is another term for donkey – another D word. K is for Knife.   L is for Love.  Your parents will tell you they love you, but they don’t mean it. M is for Money.  If you want to make a lot of it when you grow up, deal drugs. N is for Neglect.  That means when your parents ignore you cause they’re too busy with their pretentious jobs and their extramarital affairs.  If you don’t know what that means, don’t worry.  Time will teach you.   O is for Optimistic.  Stay positive – just not HIV-positive. P is for **********  Judging by the intelligence level of this class, that is a bright career opportunity for several of you. Q is for Queasy.  Which is what you feel when you are hungover. R is for Respect.  You don’t earn it.  You take it. S is for Secrets that no one will ever keep. T is for Tranquilizer.  I have one waiting for me for when I get home tonight. U is for Ugly.  That’s adolescence. V is for…   Only girls have them. W is for Wood Chuck.  How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? X is for Xenophobic.   That’s what you will all grow up to be because your mom taught you to never talk to strangers. Y is for Yes.  That's what you have to say to everyone to get anywhere in life. Z is for Zoloft.  I should probably up my dose.
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Log in and lose all sense of what and who you truly are. I see the ******** numbers and even more egotistical statements from people I would consider more typist than writers. A child with the understanding how to play the game and cheat the system . I see your trending yet again because your fake ID reposted your newest crap fest while others seem to avoid your work like ***** on the floor of a frat house party. Ego you have my friend. Talent for bullshitting well in check. But as for the page your a child who stares at the ocean scared shitless from the shore . It must be fantastic being the greatest swimmer never to set foot in the pool. This write is dedicated to a certain poet who if I mentioned . Well his ego would just tell him hey at least someone's paying attention. Your trending yet again and at the end of the day . When you step away from the comp your just a ******* with a overinflated ego and some fake *** numbers . And if are paths ever cross you may ask. Hey aren't you? And my only reply will be . Yes I will take fries with that. Fin
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Jul 1, 2014
Jul 1, 2014 at 10:37 AM UTC
Ego And The Internet Poet
Dear Human (at first I wrote narrow minded ******* This is not a hate poem, although it started out as one it's something finished before my time a game already won My tendons would love to stretch 15 minutes before beginning the race but I wake up every morning to a piercing toast, a celebratory guffaw of an after party having been exploited and raw there is no point for me to stretch metaphorically that is for if i don't stretch before I start my day I tweak like a bike in need of WD40 I can't speak because everything I saw deserves an explanation scratch that I can't speak because I'm afraid of judgement like heavy wet cement, I'll drown in my unspoken words though so I write these down back to the point Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a ***** if I don't stretch my aching quaking body can't **** right and if I can't **** right every other stressor strangles my already mangled mind and body Depression is wet cement dripping from my air vent molding my notches and bolts stone solid yet, I have to get up and stretch to walk amid, among, noodles Falling asleep is difficult because I want to get the night over with and Waking up is difficult because I want to get the day over with Not a study session waiting for snacks more my socks are stuffed with thumbtacks and I forgot everyone finished their after party so I'm pounding my feet sprinting for a finish line I'll never cross Like when I woke up in the hospital, banging my head against the wall believing I could smash my way outside on this day, three years ago My mania surged lightning bolt electric jolt a thousand watt volt I would never be released until normalcy increased so I spent every waking moment stretching desperately trying to release the desperate stress molded in my body Depression is wet cement, I have learned to slip through it's cracks by releasing the firey strength I hold inside my bones I hold inside my soul Oh human, please hear me with your open ears yet if you can't, I have no fear your judgement cannot touch me I am on fire, all victims of depression you, we, are not weak merely misunderstood by false desire we are misunderstood Blazing wet cement on fire
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Mar 13, 2014
Mar 13, 2014 at 2:30 AM UTC
A Letter To Those Who Undermine Depression
Dear Human (at first I wrote narrow minded ******* This is not a hate poem, although it started out as one it's something finished before my time a game already won My tendons would love to stretch 15 minutes before beginning the race but I wake up every morning to a piercing toast, a celebratory guffaw of an after party having been exploited and raw there is no point for me to stretch metaphorically that is for if i don't stretch before I start my day I tweak like a bike in need of WD40 I can't speak because everything I saw deserves an explanation scratch that I can't speak because I'm afraid of judgement like heavy wet cement, I'll drown in my unspoken words though so I write these down back to the point Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a ***** if I don't stretch my aching quaking body can't **** right and if I can't **** right every other stressor strangles my already mangled mind and body Depression is wet cement dripping from my air vent molding my notches and bolts stone solid yet, I have to get up and stretch to walk amid, among, noodles Falling asleep is difficult because I want to get the night over with and Waking up is difficult because I want to get the day over with Not a study session waiting for snacks more my socks are stuffed with thumbtacks and I forgot everyone finished their after party so I'm pounding my feet sprinting for a finish line I'll never cross Like when I woke up in the hospital, banging my head against the wall believing I could smash my way outside on this day, three years ago My mania surged lightning bolt electric jolt a thousand watt volt I would never be released until normalcy increased so I spent every waking moment stretching desperately trying to release the desperate stress molded in my body Depression is wet cement, I have learned to slip through it's cracks by releasing the firey strength I hold inside my bones I hold inside my soul Oh human, please hear me with your open ears yet if you can't, I have no fear your judgement cannot touch me I am on fire, all victims of depression you, we, are not weak merely misunderstood by false desire we are misunderstood Blazing wet cement on fire
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Aw girl, did you dance with the devil Get ripped apart Where’s your heart Ah, I see it beating in the gutter Well girl, what can I say Life's a ***** and then you die But you don’t want to hear that No,no, not in your beautiful world Not in pin up poster world Aw girl You want to go down to the love hospital They’ll put you back together But guess what That beating heart In the gutter Maybe wants to last past puberty So hey, I’ve been round the block I’ll give you ten seconds of my time Best ten seconds of advice you’ll ever hear That rose growing in the garden there Is that not the most beautiful thing in the world Now, not only is that rose beautiful It’s also very smart It knows some ******* is going to try and take liberties So it surrounds itself with thorns. Do the same Be that rose.
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Feb 5, 2016
Feb 5, 2016 at 11:24 AM UTC
The Rose.