I drank the alcohol, expecting something.
boy was I let down, when I got nothing.
No silly laughter, or grand horror story.
No youtube video, or easy talk for me.
Just a headache or two and a feeling of suffocation.
Just a scolding from people, and a dizzy sensation.
The bottle looked nice, and tv shows made it seem fun,
but after 3 gulps, I just felt like a street bum.
So I said goodbye to armpit beer,
and I assure no rose wine here.
Rum is for pirates,
much too complicated for me.
I'm done with heartache alcohol,
as you can plainly see.