ya see i oarty all over neptune yeah, with methane yeah methane yeah methane yeip
i party all over methane yeah with all the fans of the new england patriots
ya see, everyone in the USA, SAID TO ME, party with me, you do tapestry
and then slim dusty sent
i have tipped methane all over brian i tipped methane all over brian
you see i tipped methane all over brian
and got him blind he could hardly stand
my dad picked brian allan up, and said, i will tip this methane all over ya
but you should be fine with that brian, cause it improves the quality of ya life
and bon scott and micheal jackson said to brian said to brian
you know your bad, your bad, your really really bad
your **** is mine, and if ya can’t get me right
i am way cooler than my body’s celliuite
you see brian is fat, but he is cool, as well
and then i say, party on, i drink my coke, and i say to dad
listen mate i gave you jimmy barnes as your new grandfather, what is wrong with that
dad said, i wanted to be a boy, and then robin wiklliams said **** up nanu nanu
then my nanna said, don’t call my earth body nan boy, he hates it
and i want to sing a song for you
amazing grace, how sweet the sound, leave your family alone brian
you were once my darling, but now your not,
your are blind if you can’t see that
and then started singing fly burgers saying your still not a kid brian
which made brian HAPPY, no matter how nanna sang it
at the footy the flies are cooking on the stove
brian the bbq man is falling in the can
you see we get a well cooked blowie, and put it on a plate
get the fly and say to brian, hows it going mare
in a restaurant a fly comes in and bites hole out of brian
brian was taken in too much by the alien flies
he drank a whole lot of neptune turpentine
and then you get two buttered buns and lettuce and tomato
with my kid, john robert rimel, yeah i took him out for gelato
then nanna sang
in the summer friends drop round to enjoy the atmosphere
some drank wine, got too ******, some drank coke, for athena;s help
and others just drank beer
the bbq man noticed a fly on his back
this is what he is waiting for tah here is our mate JACK
In a hospital, it’s very busy since fly burgers were on the menu
people trying to inject the flies right out of your system
nanna said, your stupid brian, you can’t die from eating flies
i put the teasing in the young dudes, brian, to make you fucken grow up
this is what i do on earth, since i was john robbery rimel nan said
then nanna threw methane all over brian
and said, i am taking thev darling crap right out of you
brian said fine, you are not my nanny nan
you are john robert rimel now, a cover singer
and then paul berenyi said, you wanna be an artist
and said mmmmmmm, and shoved 234 kegs of methane all over brian, to rid this silly yeah matev yeah kid
and then paul berenyi chuckled 345 methane smoothies all over dad
and brian shoved 234 methane more kegs on dad, to make dad understand
that his new life, betty campbell isn’t immortal
ya see the hardest years the darkest years the desperate and decided years
these were not forgotten years
the roaring years the falling years, these should not be forgotten years
then my brother came to sing with my nan on jupiter and me and dad went to watch it
Rock, folk rock sponsored links
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So
[Chorus]
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Well, I know that you're in love with him
Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'
[Chorus]
Now, for ten years we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rolling stone
But, that's not how it used to be
When the jester sang for the king and queen
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while Lenin read a book on Marx
The quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin'
[Chorus]
Helter skelter in a summer swelter
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast
Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While sergeants played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
Cause the players tried to take the field
The marching band refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
We started singin'
[Chorus]
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack Flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil's only friend
And as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in Hell
Could break that Satan's spell
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw Satan laughing with delight
The day the music died
He was singin'
[Chorus]
I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store
Where I'd heard the music years before
But the man there said the music wouldn't play
And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most-
the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost-
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing
[Chorus: x2]
and my brother took me over to the new place in neptune
where he introduced me to all his drunken mates, and
i drank too many methane smoothies, and i sang
i would love to chuck methane on brian
yeah we are having fun teasing him
methane improves the quality of each others lives
as we chuck methane all over, tome **** or jim
you see this is the way to PARTY
leave brian with egg all over his face
actually the egg is flaming methane
and my brother said, yeah, you look so high on life up here
and brian said, fine with me, brother boy
brian said, the only gentle i am, is, i don’t believe in violence
and violence doesn’t like me
every time i see a fight, i say LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE
then carla watt am said to me
my next earth body is hannah montana, ya see
i got rid of my nice voice, ms chase said i had
i said,. all kids do that, carla
that is why i believe in reincarnation
and i wanna meet miley cyrus, but i have to be famous first
and then paul berenyi said, at poetry slams you are doing well
you don’t have to worry about not talking
but don’t do what you used to do, buddy
always look like ya ready to talk
tonight we are trying to get this jittering for the families out of ya
then i went to my brother and said
i am high on methane
my brother said ok, let’s muck around hey, brian
and party right through the solar system
and then dad said, i don’t think your mates care
that is why, i stopped treating you like a young dude
but they fight, and your no bully brian
slim dusty ivy gimbert and peter sargent said
i am a baked potato baked potato, baked potato
a baked potato, yeah
you see i am a baked potato a baked potato
a baked potato, ivy, went up to brian and said
that she is a kid now, so is peter and slim
all part of bratayley
so EVERYBODY STARTED TO REALLY PARTY, DUDES
