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"zany" poems
Ageing so  beautifully. Classically as diamonds do, never ageing gracefully Her eyes fire her up, fire you up too, This Goddess,brings forth the huntress, out on the **** for a thrill. Never cheap. This individual will never ever weep. Just a kindly miss, not lonely, So don't take the Michael. Nourishment needed. Overtly she's principled. Quintessential English, Rapturous as summer days and Sundays. This trusting Utopian dreamer. Vehement pen. Wicked humour full of woman. X rated at times,youthful and zany. (C)Livvi
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 3:21 PM UTC
PORTRAIT
Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Pay attention to the chill, the chill is the most shivering fear of all. Down, down, down into the darkness of the chill, Gently it goes - the chill, the trembling, the unsteady. A thawing, however hard it tries, Will always be Melting. Does the thawing make you shiver? does it? The big winter sings like a Sun is directly above the Tropic of Capricorn Now cosmic is just the thing, To get me wondering if the winter is mature. wooly glaciers sings like Iceburgs "Rushing water", said the glaciers, And "rushing water" then "rushing water" again. How happy is the frozen popsicle! Does the popsicle make you shiver? does it? The freezing that's really crystals, Above all others is the frost. Does the frost make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Ice, Ice, every where, Yet not a drop to draft. How happy is the cold surface! Down, down, down into the darkness of the surface, Gently it goes - the perfect, the gelid, the stone-cold. Pay attention to the floe, the floe is the most Dence ice mass of all. Floe, floe, every where, Yet not a drop to drift. The thawing is like a gentle voice, it tends to cause significantly. Does the thawing make you shiver? does it? The athletic game that's really zany, Above all others is the hockey. Pause to assist, like the hockey does. It does assist, it does draft, Should it also induct? Why would you think the snowfall is gradual? the snowfall is the most sudden downfall of all. Pause to last, like the snowfall does. It does last, it does accumulate, Should it also range? I saw the the antarctic installation of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the water. I don't like the fact that it, learned to reside before it knew how to flow. You can reside, you can flow, but can you supply? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Pause to draft, like the Ice does. Don't belive that the snowfall is small? the snowfall is big beyond belief. Never forget the braggy and large-scale snowfall. Pay attention to the cold, the cold is the most wintry respiratory disease of all. Are you upset by how springlike it is? Does it tear you apart to see the cold so frozen? I saw the the little demoralize of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the chill. Now small-scale is just the thing, To get me wondering if the chill is trivial. An iceman, however hard it tries, Will always be cunning. Are you upset by how adroit it is? Does it tear you apart to see the iceman so attractive? I saw the the Frozen excretion of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the water. Never forget the sleety and unchangeable water. Pay attention to the freeze, the freeze is the most Frozen fractals act of all. Does the freeze make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, they did kindly draft for me. Do Ice make you shiver? do they?
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Apr 8, 2018
Apr 8, 2018 at 2:53 PM UTC
Ice
Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Pay attention to the chill, the chill is the most shivering fear of all. Down, down, down into the darkness of the chill, Gently it goes - the chill, the trembling, the unsteady. A thawing, however hard it tries, Will always be Melting. Does the thawing make you shiver? does it? The big winter sings like a Sun is directly above the Tropic of Capricorn Now cosmic is just the thing, To get me wondering if the winter is mature. wooly glaciers sings like Iceburgs "Rushing water", said the glaciers, And "rushing water" then "rushing water" again. How happy is the frozen popsicle! Does the popsicle make you shiver? does it? The freezing that's really crystals, Above all others is the frost. Does the frost make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Ice, Ice, every where, Yet not a drop to draft. How happy is the cold surface! Down, down, down into the darkness of the surface, Gently it goes - the perfect, the gelid, the stone-cold. Pay attention to the floe, the floe is the most Dence ice mass of all. Floe, floe, every where, Yet not a drop to drift. The thawing is like a gentle voice, it tends to cause significantly. Does the thawing make you shiver? does it? The athletic game that's really zany, Above all others is the hockey. Pause to assist, like the hockey does. It does assist, it does draft, Should it also induct? Why would you think the snowfall is gradual? the snowfall is the most sudden downfall of all. Pause to last, like the snowfall does. It does last, it does accumulate, Should it also range? I saw the the antarctic installation of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the water. I don't like the fact that it, learned to reside before it knew how to flow. You can reside, you can flow, but can you supply? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Does the Ice make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, it did kindly draft for me. Pause to draft, like the Ice does. Don't belive that the snowfall is small? the snowfall is big beyond belief. Never forget the braggy and large-scale snowfall. Pay attention to the cold, the cold is the most wintry respiratory disease of all. Are you upset by how springlike it is? Does it tear you apart to see the cold so frozen? I saw the the little demoralize of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the chill. Now small-scale is just the thing, To get me wondering if the chill is trivial. An iceman, however hard it tries, Will always be cunning. Are you upset by how adroit it is? Does it tear you apart to see the iceman so attractive? I saw the the Frozen excretion of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the water. Never forget the sleety and unchangeable water. Pay attention to the freeze, the freeze is the most Frozen fractals act of all. Does the freeze make you shiver? does it? Because I could not draft for Ice, they did kindly draft for me. Do Ice make you shiver? do they?
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One day at a food shop, I met a man selling cats, For the money, he wanted to swap, But I really wanted some bats. "Got any bats?" asked I. "For that's how I'll spend my money." "No bats here!" said the guy. He seemed to find it quite funny. "We've got some lovely cakes, I'll give you a very fine price." "I'd rather have some snakes." The man blinked rapidly thrice. The man seemed exceptionally brainy, And his manner was strangely amused. He wasn't what I would call zany, The great disdain he noticeably oozed. Like others, he thought I was odd, Some say I'm a bit beautiful. Still, he gave me a courteous nod, As if he thought I was plenty dutiful. So in search of my goal I departed, But before the food shop could I leave, The man came running full-hearted, "I can help you, I believe." "Cats, bats, you shall find. Cakes, snakes, you can get. You must now open your mind, And get down to New York Market. So to New York Market, I decided to go, In search of the bats, I craved. The winds it did eerily blow. But I felt that the day could be saved. There were stalls selling apples, Strawberry in many shades. There were even stalls selling apples People were scattered from many trades I was greeted by a peculiar lady, She seemed to be rather beautiful I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady. I wondered if she was at all dutiful. Before I could open my mouth, She shouted, "For you, I have some bats!" I headed towards her, to the south, Past some cakes and cats. "But how did you know?" I asked, "Do you want them or not?" she did say. Silently, the bats she passed. Then vanished before I could pay. As I walked away I heard a crackle Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?
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Aug 25, 2019
Aug 25, 2019 at 9:56 PM UTC
The Beautiful Stranger at New York
One day at a food shop, I met a man selling cats, For the money, he wanted to swap, But I really wanted some bats. "Got any bats?" asked I. "For that's how I'll spend my money." "No bats here!" said the guy. He seemed to find it quite funny. "We've got some lovely cakes, I'll give you a very fine price." "I'd rather have some snakes." The man blinked rapidly thrice. The man seemed exceptionally brainy, And his manner was strangely amused. He wasn't what I would call zany, The great disdain he noticeably oozed. Like others, he thought I was odd, Some say I'm a bit beautiful. Still, he gave me a courteous nod, As if he thought I was plenty dutiful. So in search of my goal I departed, But before the food shop could I leave, The man came running full-hearted, "I can help you, I believe." "Cats, bats, you shall find. Cakes, snakes, you can get. You must now open your mind, And get down to New York Market. So to New York Market, I decided to go, In search of the bats, I craved. The winds it did eerily blow. But I felt that the day could be saved. There were stalls selling apples, Strawberry in many shades. There were even stalls selling apples People were scattered from many trades I was greeted by a peculiar lady, She seemed to be rather beautiful I couldn't help thinking she might be quite shady. I wondered if she was at all dutiful. Before I could open my mouth, She shouted, "For you, I have some bats!" I headed towards her, to the south, Past some cakes and cats. "But how did you know?" I asked, "Do you want them or not?" she did say. Silently, the bats she passed. Then vanished before I could pay. As I walked away I heard a crackle Or was it, perhaps, a hushed cackle?
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Laboriously beleaguering hypercritically meticulous hypotaxis apomixis strive Rainbow mare aura roan exude emote derive Syntactical propinquity habitation harbinger harangue stoic hive Colloquialism vernaculars prurient adage jargon idiom clichés jive Mirador bartizan panorama stalwart bastion bulwark tableau live Canny cleaver crafty cunning furtive sneaky stealthy connive Poignant cogent piquant ephemeral effulgence  temporal refraction arrive Paradoxical dichotomy greaves gauntlets gamut catalyst abstracts survive Hectic mayhem , proximity parameter perimeter peripherals , annihilate rive Zingy zesty zany zenithal azimuth entity zeal alive
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Jan 13, 2013
Jan 13, 2013 at 9:11 PM UTC
Contiguity Continuities
Zinging the zen-zone I was in A zany request zig-zagged my way. Princess Zinnia from the Zuider-Zee Required a zippy line or two To paint the zeitgeist of our times. With the strength of a Zamboni- With the power of a Zeus- And an uncommon zeal I set out To zap the doubt that slowed me. With the flair of a Florenz Ziegfeld And his zoftig choir of beauties, I morphed into a zealot Gamboling in the zephyrs That wafted in from Zurich and Zaire, Not to mention Zanzibar. I felt like a Zacharias When my zealous work went bust. The writing turned into a zonk- The accolades were zilch. I felt like I’d been zippered up Like a zebra in a zoo. I lost my zest for going on And slopped around in old Zoris, Listening to zydeco’s beat And feeling like a zit. But then the Zodiac- My zinging-singing sign Came to my rescue And I was marching off to Zion. I was one wowie-zowie-zucchini As I zipped across the pages And zoomed from one idea To an even zippier one. So here, Sunprincess, is your verse I’ve used up every letter zee And gone from very bad to worse But of this challenge, I am free.                          ljm
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Mar 5, 2017
Mar 5, 2017 at 12:58 AM UTC
A 'Z' POEM FOR SUN PRINCESS
“Nobody owns life, but anyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death.” – William S. Burroughs Through a door that is not mine that’s left ajar from time to time we see a man with zany eyes scarred-up face, mouth full of lies. Through a window at an ungodly hour the night our neighborhood lost power we see the man pull on a mask and knit the weavings of his task. I should have gotten quite the scare when he pulled that woman by her hair, then tossed her in the hole he’d fill and quickly cover with daffodils, but I’m no stranger to playing detective; his plots have proven rather defective. A call to the cops brings a rap on his door that eventually leads to the lush garden floor. Now, I don’t think I’m deserving of fame my ego is simply much too tame but I have kept dark things from view and you listen well, so I’ll share with you. There is something you should recognize in that man with zany eyes; don’t always believe what you’re told to see, for he who plants the daffodils is me.
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May 17, 2017
May 17, 2017 at 8:56 PM UTC
Ballad of the Daffodils
Once, when morning was knocking on the dusky doors of night I heard dawn whispering sweet nothings in your diamond-studded ear as you slept on the satin sheets of silky slumber, my heart broke into myriad fragments of dilapidated dreams… On a sun-kissed seashore, while you swayed in a swinging hammock I saw the zany zephyr caressing your lustrous locks, my heart broke like a collapsed sand-castle and scattered into several spiral shells on the salty shore… As we walked hand in hand, the sky turned grey and we heard thunder! While rushing for a roof, I saw the flirtatious drops of rain kissing your coral lips, my heart broke into streaming tears and merged with the muddy waters on the boulevard… Yesterday – in the middle of the night I woke up and found moon fast asleep beside you on your feathery pillow, and my heart broke into scores of shooting stars and vanished in the extensive expanse of the cosmos… Copyright©2010 ~ Bharat B. Trivedi
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Jan 23, 2012
Jan 23, 2012 at 3:21 AM UTC
Heartbroken
"MIXED FEELING." The saints are always crook: why.? They have none tolerance for ********* Yes believe me they don't, even Christ Jesus didn't. Nonetheless though He quoted "When your right cheek is slapped turn the left side." that's no ******** it's what make a Saint. But He hesitated not to chase the Merchandise out the Lord's temple. ********* are: like, sometimes where positivity is anticipated finding negativity there right is the biggest ******** in the whole wide crazy world. Full of crazy thangz, crazy people living crazy lifestyle. Wide life, out the jungle, homicides, massacre Wonder why we breathing, when we living to die. Or I'm high? (Sigh) when will the world halt being ridiculously crazy. Said they he's zany. Plagued the sages mad. However sages are the last hopes to heal the world. Corona-virus army, enemy agent of segregation. What right have you to black me, who am I to white a brother. ? When we looked just the same, being  humanbeing. How to become human, Auth-positive thinking faculty, creativity, optimism build only, nothang but possibility. Innovation, inspiration, motivation. Here rode time on the road to glory is there any future anywhere.? if there ever is a time for everythang le' me use mine now. I was told the future is now, I wanna live it unfolding my pages stepping the stair cases, roller coaster, fortune searching I ride slow, nonetheless I gets heading I should rush not, yet on steadily. #C9_fm
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May 16, 2021
May 16, 2021 at 5:08 PM UTC
"MIXED FEELING."
I am tired of being an empty shell that you find beautiful & eccentric. I am tired of being a trope made by authors and directors. I am like war and peace and not like a tissue paper you made me out to be. I am tired of being your favourite shade of red. I am tired of being a brush stroke, when I am the entire painting. I am tired of being pinned to a pedestal. I am tired of my existence and my name being relative. I am tired of being a zany sidekick to the male protagonist in the movie that is my life. I am tired of you thinking that I need help stilling the edges of my narrative, who longs for a tether or a buoy to keep her from flying off or sinking down. I am tired of being told – unconventional, different and other such synonyms by boys, that I am not like other girls as if they are a disease and I am magic. I am tired to be known as someone with wacky quirks and idiosyncrasies. I am tired of being Alaska Young. I am tired of being Sam from The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I am tired of being Tiffany from The Silver Linings Playbook. I am tired of being tagged as Sam from Garden State. Or even Marla Singer from Fight Club. Or even an Amelie or Penny from Almost Famous. And every Zooey Deschanel character. I am a Clementine. I’m a Sylvia Plath. I’m a Dorothy Parker. A Maya and a Margaret. You see, I am well versed in death and in silence. I have my interests and I am like all of the above. But I am “like” them. I am not them. I am me. I am scared now. Scared of boys claiming to be wrapped in barbed wire but is really a caged petting animal in the zoo. I am tired of boys who thinks romance is a Hemingway novel. But, most importantly I am tired. Tired of men not falling in love with me but instead falling in love with the idea of me. Nomoreokaythankyouplease.
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Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 3:22 AM UTC
manic pixie dream girl
I am tired of being an empty shell that you find beautiful & eccentric. I am tired of being a trope made by authors and directors. I am like war and peace and not like a tissue paper you made me out to be. I am tired of being your favourite shade of red. I am tired of being a brush stroke, when I am the entire painting. I am tired of being pinned to a pedestal. I am tired of my existence and my name being relative. I am tired of being a zany sidekick to the male protagonist in the movie that is my life. I am tired of you thinking that I need help stilling the edges of my narrative, who longs for a tether or a buoy to keep her from flying off or sinking down. I am tired of being told – unconventional, different and other such synonyms by boys, that I am not like other girls as if they are a disease and I am magic. I am tired to be known as someone with wacky quirks and idiosyncrasies. I am tired of being Alaska Young. I am tired of being Sam from The Perks of Being a Wallflower. I am tired of being Tiffany from The Silver Linings Playbook. I am tired of being tagged as Sam from Garden State. Or even Marla Singer from Fight Club. Or even an Amelie or Penny from Almost Famous. And every Zooey Deschanel character. I am a Clementine. I’m a Sylvia Plath. I’m a Dorothy Parker. A Maya and a Margaret. You see, I am well versed in death and in silence. I have my interests and I am like all of the above. But I am “like” them. I am not them. I am me. I am scared now. Scared of boys claiming to be wrapped in barbed wire but is really a caged petting animal in the zoo. I am tired of boys who thinks romance is a Hemingway novel. But, most importantly I am tired. Tired of men not falling in love with me but instead falling in love with the idea of me. Nomoreokaythankyouplease.
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hi sweetheart - i just have a few things to tell you (this won't take long). first, my shirt smells of you because you held me like more-than-friends. second, i smile for you because i heard you say "i love you" when i left today (even though i didn't hear you til i was halfway home). third, i am happier than i've ever been because you are something good, finally and right, finally, and you make me feel a whole list of ridiculous things: 5 years old, for one thing. pretty, for another. off-the-wall and utterly zany, which i always am, but in a different way with you. light-headed light-hearted light-everything - funny and sweet and teasing and teased. there are more things, things i do not know the names for, and which anyway i'm not sure i could say in a poem, or anywhere else. you, my best friend, who sat patiently through all the ******** and the ********** the not-worth-my-times and the he's-not-as-interested-in-you-as-you-think, who listened to me rant like it's my job, cry like it's my hobby, and laugh like i'm on narcotics, you, are the best thing ever. so one last thing: i want you to know (i'm telling you right now) if you ask me (and i know you'll ask me) don't you dare be scared out of your mind, like i would be, and don't you dare pretend not to be, like you would, because i'm going to say yes.
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Apr 21, 2012
Apr 21, 2012 at 1:15 PM UTC
if you ask me (a resounding -)
Jamming jellyfish Top-Me  ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?
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Jun 8, 2018
Jun 8, 2018 at 9:12 AM UTC
Z- Top Me! Cheese
Jamming jellyfish Top-Me  ((Giddy App Seahorse)) The horseradish on my lap______ The jolly Jelly Gefilte Fish Little help from my friends How we click the laptop One dent to Deceive me The Rock and Rolling Stomach his smoke went Like *** Cheese) he leaves me The spicy tongue map Z-Top Zany Chilli Pepper____ your # tap dance tap Italian top of the cheese designer skirt The outskirts of Naples Her sweet dimples, please The Islands of Sicily So many Cheese forms Terms of Endearment Mama Mia Murano-Positano Her lips of Romano Cheese (To Top Me) Challenge me Cheese doesn't mix with cappuccino, she's the Capri Ala Denti Cheese Wiz chair Mediterranean Wines Bear men doing low sips of time the grisly(Z) pour The car smelled like Flight (Top Me) Swiss air Meet Dominique How it went La Cirque Anti Christ Devil Red-bed cheese mystique SOS to their notes PS the junk car in Midas the makeover Make-up artist counter Clinique I could paint over your hood Creamy mind put at ease He's so displeased New castle disease Mingling social disease She's so infectious ZZ- Top me rock me Eyes bloodshot you got me And nevertheless With twelve and V V- Vamps tramps and 14 karats The French Lieutenant Mistress Brie with heavy bite teeth like garnets Cher turning back time The burlesque striptease Come back little Sheba Z Top Queen of Sheba I know it's coming soon____? All Tight claustrophobic The tight squeeze Him speaking Mandarin Oranges The British Colony Unique Chinese languages Her hills, San Francisco Jack Nicholson Comedy of China town The American Women Smile cheese at the Disco The food Cantonese style Z muscles Hercules Joan Rivers Fashion Police The Cheese of Portuguese Its the meat market With his nifty thrifty Neice All Socrates (Gromet and Cheese) Those Brooklyn workers The Falcon Matese____* More cheese Z-Top Who could ever top The string cheese Silken strings became to rest, I rest my cheese What cheese fascinates you Tell me?
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Plunk your Magic Twanger years ago when I was a tike back when I could barely even ride my bike there was this silly show I loved and had to see on Saturday mornings just for kids they showed short films and had funny skits so weird it seemed they were just talking to me films about this kid they called the Jungle Boy he rode on an elephant and brought me great joy always tracking down men doing evil things then there was always this special guest a doctor, a scientist, someone who impressed who would try to demo and explain their special skills but is was to no avail along came the gremlin with water spritzer and pail and on the poor speaker he would make it rain he was called Froggy the Gremlin a puppet at best he'd dance like a clown and stick out his chest and he was always introduced with this silly chant plunk your magic twanger froggy, oh my dear and boing in a puff of smoke he would appear and bedlam would ensue he'd go off in a rant Hiya kids, Hiya, he'd always say as he danced on the edge of my seat, I was so entranced what kind of stunt would he now try to pull squirt the guest with his seltzer bottle he was so bad the guest would run away, run away so wet and mad the gremlin always kept his bottle full zany comedy, mindless laughter every week couldn't wait to see who would be the next weeks geek so innocent then so full of vigor and vim there is another part to this story someday I will tell later on in high school before the first morning's bell Froggy is still alive, no cant forget him Gomer LePoet...
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Nov 1, 2013
Nov 1, 2013 at 7:41 AM UTC
Plunk your Magic Twanger
Plunk your Magic Twanger years ago when I was a tike back when I could barely even ride my bike there was this silly show I loved and had to see on Saturday mornings just for kids they showed short films and had funny skits so weird it seemed they were just talking to me films about this kid they called the Jungle Boy he rode on an elephant and brought me great joy always tracking down men doing evil things then there was always this special guest a doctor, a scientist, someone who impressed who would try to demo and explain their special skills but is was to no avail along came the gremlin with water spritzer and pail and on the poor speaker he would make it rain he was called Froggy the Gremlin a puppet at best he'd dance like a clown and stick out his chest and he was always introduced with this silly chant plunk your magic twanger froggy, oh my dear and boing in a puff of smoke he would appear and bedlam would ensue he'd go off in a rant Hiya kids, Hiya, he'd always say as he danced on the edge of my seat, I was so entranced what kind of stunt would he now try to pull squirt the guest with his seltzer bottle he was so bad the guest would run away, run away so wet and mad the gremlin always kept his bottle full zany comedy, mindless laughter every week couldn't wait to see who would be the next weeks geek so innocent then so full of vigor and vim there is another part to this story someday I will tell later on in high school before the first morning's bell Froggy is still alive, no cant forget him Gomer LePoet...
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The Batman Movie (a review). The clues part was cool, but the end of it got boring. I liked that Batman kept a journal - I like the idea of men keeping journals, because, do men have many thoughts they share? Men’s thinking seems so ephemeral. In this Batman resurrection, Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne & Batman are Kurt-Cobain-like emo and that seemed to work. Didn’t you just want to take your hand and get his hair out of his eyes? I think guys should have hair - I like hair on guys, not buzz cuts. I liked the muscle-car Batmobile. I liked Zoey Kravitz, she was girl power, but not in a hot girl way, she had her own motivations, she wasn’t just in danger and served up to fuel Batman. The movie is too long though. They need to bring back movie intermissions - I’d vote for that. As usual, I drank my giant slurpee and ate ½ my popcorn before the twenty minutes of previews were finished. It’s a three hour movie. I had to *** so bad by the time the movie was ¾ over that I was grinding on my popcorn bucket to keep it in. I finally had to make a dash for the bathroom - I was afraid I’d miss the KISS scene. Argh! Let’s talk about Robert Pattinson, the actor, and his arch from Twilight to Batman. Of course, doesn’t every vampire turn into a bat? (joke) but it’s always Pattinson being moody, being hot, figuring himself out and the introspective man - the broody man. Are broody men **** I don’t like broody men in real life - I feel that only one of us gets to be moody in a relationship - and it’s going to be me. Pattinson seems almost zany and cheeky in RL so the brood is his method act. I Like that Pattinson didn’t buff-up for the role - I think the buffed-up muscle-man as superhero perfection somehow relates to capitalism. Pattinson’s American accent was good. What was missing from the movie was horniness. Batman didn’t seem HOT for Cat-girl - he just stood there for her to kiss. What’s boy-girl attraction if it’s not horniness? Where has the horniness gone in movies? Sexiness is missing from ALL the superhero movies - I guess the age demo is too young. I give it three out of five stars
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Apr 28, 2022
Apr 28, 2022 at 7:02 AM UTC
the Batman movie
The Batman Movie (a review). The clues part was cool, but the end of it got boring. I liked that Batman kept a journal - I like the idea of men keeping journals, because, do men have many thoughts they share? Men’s thinking seems so ephemeral. In this Batman resurrection, Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne & Batman are Kurt-Cobain-like emo and that seemed to work. Didn’t you just want to take your hand and get his hair out of his eyes? I think guys should have hair - I like hair on guys, not buzz cuts. I liked the muscle-car Batmobile. I liked Zoey Kravitz, she was girl power, but not in a hot girl way, she had her own motivations, she wasn’t just in danger and served up to fuel Batman. The movie is too long though. They need to bring back movie intermissions - I’d vote for that. As usual, I drank my giant slurpee and ate ½ my popcorn before the twenty minutes of previews were finished. It’s a three hour movie. I had to *** so bad by the time the movie was ¾ over that I was grinding on my popcorn bucket to keep it in. I finally had to make a dash for the bathroom - I was afraid I’d miss the KISS scene. Argh! Let’s talk about Robert Pattinson, the actor, and his arch from Twilight to Batman. Of course, doesn’t every vampire turn into a bat? (joke) but it’s always Pattinson being moody, being hot, figuring himself out and the introspective man - the broody man. Are broody men **** I don’t like broody men in real life - I feel that only one of us gets to be moody in a relationship - and it’s going to be me. Pattinson seems almost zany and cheeky in RL so the brood is his method act. I Like that Pattinson didn’t buff-up for the role - I think the buffed-up muscle-man as superhero perfection somehow relates to capitalism. Pattinson’s American accent was good. What was missing from the movie was horniness. Batman didn’t seem HOT for Cat-girl - he just stood there for her to kiss. What’s boy-girl attraction if it’s not horniness? Where has the horniness gone in movies? Sexiness is missing from ALL the superhero movies - I guess the age demo is too young. I give it three out of five stars
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Darkness has pressed up against our lattice windows. Classes start again in the morning. I’m being reabsorbed by college life. I’m a planner. I’ve been going over my syllabuses, repacking my bookbag, charging my power banks, checking and rechecking the assignments due tomorrow. After watching me prep for hours, Peter said, “You’re not going to the MOON.” Peter asked me last Friday, “Are you excited for Monday? (I’ll find out if I get my fellowship.) “I’m more excited about tonight,” I said, “I like going out on the town.” “Wow,” he said, “you’re so different - not like the other girls at all.” “No!” I said, laughing, “We’re stuck in a rut, we only go to one or two places, ever - if we go out at all. When people come to New Haven, I need places to take them - places besides pizza. At home, in Athens (Ga), I know twenty places - this is RESEARCH.” I assured him. Peter settled back into his doctorate-fraternity-house yesterday. Tonight (Sunday), there’s music in the suite, the crazy noises of people and the comfort of returned friends. All the roommates are back, greeted with hugs and kisses, as they dragged in their luggage. Lisa arrived with dinner, for 10, from Dominick's, in Manhattan. Spaghetti, salads, rolls, extra sauce - in six, small, suitcase-sized insulated bags. It was a logistical marvel. It’s only 90 minutes from Manhattan to the residence - we didn’t need to rewarm anything. “I KNOW we could have just eaten in the dining hall,” she said, shrugging, “call it zany - one last hurrah.” Everyone seemed happy to be back. There were travel stories, questions, and laughter. Oh, and Zeppole, little powdered sugar custard desserts that seemed the worst for travel. Everyone seemed to have an eye on the clock though. By 11pm the suite was quiet. Très unusual.
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Mar 27, 2023
Mar 27, 2023 at 1:42 AM UTC
The last supper
Darkness has pressed up against our lattice windows. Classes start again in the morning. I’m being reabsorbed by college life. I’m a planner. I’ve been going over my syllabuses, repacking my bookbag, charging my power banks, checking and rechecking the assignments due tomorrow. After watching me prep for hours, Peter said, “You’re not going to the MOON.” Peter asked me last Friday, “Are you excited for Monday? (I’ll find out if I get my fellowship.) “I’m more excited about tonight,” I said, “I like going out on the town.” “Wow,” he said, “you’re so different - not like the other girls at all.” “No!” I said, laughing, “We’re stuck in a rut, we only go to one or two places, ever - if we go out at all. When people come to New Haven, I need places to take them - places besides pizza. At home, in Athens (Ga), I know twenty places - this is RESEARCH.” I assured him. Peter settled back into his doctorate-fraternity-house yesterday. Tonight (Sunday), there’s music in the suite, the crazy noises of people and the comfort of returned friends. All the roommates are back, greeted with hugs and kisses, as they dragged in their luggage. Lisa arrived with dinner, for 10, from Dominick's, in Manhattan. Spaghetti, salads, rolls, extra sauce - in six, small, suitcase-sized insulated bags. It was a logistical marvel. It’s only 90 minutes from Manhattan to the residence - we didn’t need to rewarm anything. “I KNOW we could have just eaten in the dining hall,” she said, shrugging, “call it zany - one last hurrah.” Everyone seemed happy to be back. There were travel stories, questions, and laughter. Oh, and Zeppole, little powdered sugar custard desserts that seemed the worst for travel. Everyone seemed to have an eye on the clock though. By 11pm the suite was quiet. Très unusual.
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Epilogues of skinheads amuse the ****** Eclipsed by innuendos of hatred Vigilant they tread in sovereign flocks By way of death they will strip us naked In our absence zany remarks surface Hidden by indefinite philosophies Foolish they swarm the emerald candles Worshiping the fathers of hypocrisy Conquer or perish we must To survive humanity's wrath Lend a hand Glasgow would not Distraught we sought immune paths Honor us by opulent memories Waste not our exuberant energy © 2011 (All rights reserved)
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Jan 26, 2012
Jan 26, 2012 at 2:55 AM UTC
Emerald Epilogue
I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems and I'm far from romantic my two moods fall between depressed and manic I'm not charismatic I'm far too sarcastic and just from one **** I can snap like elastic. But no one has ever been strong enough to pull apart the barriers that cover my heart quite like you do, and I know you hate your smile but my god I have never seen a face light up so much with just the movement of a muscle. Tousled hair of black and blonde I am so fond of the way you say my name like it isn't something to be ashamed of. Like somehow, I'm more than the sum of my parts. Like somehow, I'm not just a canvas but art. I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems but there's something about your eyes of blue and the way you flew into my life like a falling star, slowly then crashing all at once finding its way into the dark crevice of my heart that was nearly torn apart but you picked up the pieces and bandaged me together again. And this might sound zany but even just one night alone makes me miss you like crazy because when I'm with you my mind goes all hazy and I'm convinced in that moment that everything will be okay because you are not just a boy to me you lessen my depression you calm my anxiety I'd throw away my variety of pills just to be in your arms forever Elavil, Cipralex, Zoloft are just names and they hold nothing to you because you are my perfect dose of serotonin. You said, "I like you more than poetry" but my words are broken vocal chords that never should be spoken yet when I'm with you, the poet is awoken. Ballads and rhymes will fill my mind but no matter how hard I try, nothing I write is worthy of you. The most beautiful man I know, the most beautiful man I ever knew. And I say, cut off the strings, you marionette. Free yourself from the binding chains that control your every move, fly. Sing me a song, you gorgeous violin. Tear away the thoughts from your mind that are constantly telling you that you are not good enough because my darling, you will always be good enough for me. You said, "I like you more than poetry" and I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems but I will say that poetry is nothing without the poet. And my god, I ******* love the poet.
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Aug 11, 2014
Aug 11, 2014 at 1:16 AM UTC
More than Poetry
I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems and I'm far from romantic my two moods fall between depressed and manic I'm not charismatic I'm far too sarcastic and just from one **** I can snap like elastic. But no one has ever been strong enough to pull apart the barriers that cover my heart quite like you do, and I know you hate your smile but my god I have never seen a face light up so much with just the movement of a muscle. Tousled hair of black and blonde I am so fond of the way you say my name like it isn't something to be ashamed of. Like somehow, I'm more than the sum of my parts. Like somehow, I'm not just a canvas but art. I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems but there's something about your eyes of blue and the way you flew into my life like a falling star, slowly then crashing all at once finding its way into the dark crevice of my heart that was nearly torn apart but you picked up the pieces and bandaged me together again. And this might sound zany but even just one night alone makes me miss you like crazy because when I'm with you my mind goes all hazy and I'm convinced in that moment that everything will be okay because you are not just a boy to me you lessen my depression you calm my anxiety I'd throw away my variety of pills just to be in your arms forever Elavil, Cipralex, Zoloft are just names and they hold nothing to you because you are my perfect dose of serotonin. You said, "I like you more than poetry" but my words are broken vocal chords that never should be spoken yet when I'm with you, the poet is awoken. Ballads and rhymes will fill my mind but no matter how hard I try, nothing I write is worthy of you. The most beautiful man I know, the most beautiful man I ever knew. And I say, cut off the strings, you marionette. Free yourself from the binding chains that control your every move, fly. Sing me a song, you gorgeous violin. Tear away the thoughts from your mind that are constantly telling you that you are not good enough because my darling, you will always be good enough for me. You said, "I like you more than poetry" and I'm not the kind of girl who writes love poems but I will say that poetry is nothing without the poet. And my god, I ******* love the poet.
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Awareness, Bashful and Carefree Depressed and Eager, Freely Gaining and Hatefully Ignored Justified and Knotted Love Mimicking Notorious Outsiders Patiently Quiet and Reassuring Silence Tentatively Unstable Waiting, Xenophobic Yearn and Zany                         **** you, for leaving me to experience                         the range of alphabetical emotions.
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Mar 30, 2013
Mar 30, 2013 at 5:52 PM UTC
The Range of Alphabetical Emotions
the years pile up gently as snow upon snow pile up on snow laden ground. you wake up one morning still with sleepy eyes to see the view from your window still the same yet somewhat changed from the landscape you saw before you went to bed last night. you jog your head, to drive away the lingering laziness in your bones, smiling at a half remembered dream where you were flying through the sky dodging the telephone and electrical wires that crisscrossed the path of your flight, and whispered a silent prayer, you get up your bed. reaching out with heavy limbs to the pair of sandals lying on the floor and trudge out of your cozy room. you look at the mirror (at a landscape still unfamiliar?) and frown (or smile?) at some added lines creasing the sides of your eyes: a view more subtly changed! a year is gone, another is on the run. count your life if you may in ages old traditional way but, mark it off proudly with words: painful, prayerful, purposeful, incisive, iniquitous, imperial, eclectic, electric, effervescent, dolorous, delirious, devious, singular, simple, (sinful?), frenzied, frivolous, feral, tepid, tremulous, turbulent, ludicrous, libidinous, lugubrious, zany, zennish, zinged, barbaric, beatific, bucolic, and so on and so forth. words that are sensual, soulful, spiritual, that moved your heart , that moved our hearts. words to remember you by. be happy. feel blessed. it is your birthday!
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Jul 7, 2013
Jul 7, 2013 at 8:21 AM UTC
On Your Birthday
Actually Awesome Beautifully Broken Courageously creative Differently Dazzling Eagerly Edgy Fascinatingly Fastidious Gracefully Great Handsomely Harmonious Independently Intelligent Jokingly Joyful Keenly Kind Lovingly Lyrical Marvelously Magnificent Naturally Narcissistic Originally Open-minded Passionately Pleasant Quintessentially Quirky Respectfully Rebellious Sarcastically Smart Typically Twisted Unbelievably Unique Vigorously Viscous Wonderfully Wild X-tremely  Xenodochial Young-fully ****** Zealously Zany
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Apr 12, 2015
Apr 12, 2015 at 2:45 PM UTC
An Above Average Alphabet
I am worth christian childhoods I am worth hesitant hugs I am worth doubtful declarations I am worth useless ultimatums I am worth apathetic altercations I am worth queer questionings I am worth emotional endings I am worth better beginnings I am worth fearful friendliness I am worth gallant generosity I am worth ingenious individuality I am worth jaded jealousy I am worth kind kleptomania I am worth lost love I am worth masochistic musings I am worth sadistic sadness I am worth notorious negativity I am worth obvious obsession I am worth pathetic pain I am worth ******** reactions I am worth tenacious truths I am worth vicious violence I am worth wry withering I am worth youthful yesterdays I am worth zany zoetry I am worth more than I deserve
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Feb 26, 2014
Feb 26, 2014 at 8:37 AM UTC
A is For
warning: freedom really exists and it's among us. highway to nowhere, the pleasing hot breeze in my head again. my life starts now. light up a cigar with mourning fire. blood boiling in anxiety. morning fire. up in the sky, angels dance in foreing torsions. (lust is the engine of the world) scattered distorsions. ethic-moral-rationality. eyes leaking out of the sliced throat. an ancient greek comedy. bones cracking in panic gestures. no disaster. (end of second act) knife rises to set-free the newborn. no pain. heart opened up in two, and in the middle, love. brains bursting in bold erections. heaven (there) hell (heathen, among us) big purple clouds, night-resurrection. confessions bring confusion. the desert...oh! the desert. my lungs are filled with dust. san pedro's highway. are you going someway? highway to nowhere. devotion to pleasure, brings obscure light. faith has no measure. are you going near? boiling liquid flowing free down there. down the coaly shore, where moon's waiting for me. (darkness always brings light). calm, loneliness whispering, in sharp noises. water is near. calm,the hatred king burdens his death. zany fools driking, celebrating. (end of third act)
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Nov 19, 2013
Nov 19, 2013 at 1:11 AM UTC
devil's disguise
my friends call me funny my true friends call me ******** and stupid intelligent charismatic unbiased energetic I will be everything but perfect and still working on accepting that this poem is about me with words it is shown please take a moment and put away your phones this poems about i and i alone compassionate zany persevering idiosyncratic narwhal loving kind of person I will always be me and nothing more i'm a lot of things like i've said just before
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 10:28 PM UTC
all about me
Zany you an call me. And I'll be find with that. But a buffon I refuse to be. Because that word seems to be worse. A clown you can refer to me. But only if you saying it in a good way. For, who really wants to be a fool? Who really? Who really do? You can call me zippy. That just the qualities within me. A fast individual with speed. Who doesn't have the power to stop a sneeze? Maybe I'm in a different zone. It might be torrid or frigid. But is a lot warmer when you come home. Call me zany or zippy I don't care. Because I don't care. I totally lost in our love zone. Whenever you are near.
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Feb 23, 2011
Feb 23, 2011 at 8:28 AM UTC
Zany, Zippy, Love Zone
Love is a four letter word ache bond cage dove evil felt gasp hope irks join kiss LOVE mess numb oath pain quit rose sour tear used viva warm xyst yeah zany Gomer LePoet....
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Apr 24, 2013
Apr 24, 2013 at 1:36 PM UTC
Love is a four letter word
The ghost from my lungs on the first cold step, the vapor that spirals out of my blood to dance as crystals on the cape of the dawn. Her arms around my shoulders, pressing the blades, lamenting climbing in together when I would be the only one getting out. Stepping in and dropping my bags in all directions, having none of them come running to investigate the invader of days. Chill rolling on the inside of my skin and across the palms of my hands, only combated by the brush of your kiss. A mistress of mistrust who sets lasers to **** just let you waltz in, even curling up behind your knees like you’ve been here forever. Sweeping of lips on the line of my shoulder, a sweet settling of nerves so I won’t miss you too much on the far side of the bed. When she lays on my bed with a gap in between, leaving just enough room from elbow to elbow for our souls to slide in and conspire. The probing of the snowy wet nose of the gummy-eyed dog, bald but for patches of scratches and running zany with zest. Swelling that builds up in my spine as you leave, filling and growing like insulating foam, an expanding despair. Bristled fur and the slink in her walk when she’s asking for favors, a coyote stalking voles in the stems of dry grass. Standing again as a phantom on the path, reading again the first tentative steps, still yet to find a single thing to regret. The way the words just come pouring out like well water when she asks, running out the mud until it flows clear. When the sun shivers and floats and then settles like dust on your eyelashes as you sleep.
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Oct 20, 2012
Oct 20, 2012 at 11:17 PM UTC
The things that don't really matter or the things that matter the most
The ghost from my lungs on the first cold step, the vapor that spirals out of my blood to dance as crystals on the cape of the dawn. Her arms around my shoulders, pressing the blades, lamenting climbing in together when I would be the only one getting out. Stepping in and dropping my bags in all directions, having none of them come running to investigate the invader of days. Chill rolling on the inside of my skin and across the palms of my hands, only combated by the brush of your kiss. A mistress of mistrust who sets lasers to **** just let you waltz in, even curling up behind your knees like you’ve been here forever. Sweeping of lips on the line of my shoulder, a sweet settling of nerves so I won’t miss you too much on the far side of the bed. When she lays on my bed with a gap in between, leaving just enough room from elbow to elbow for our souls to slide in and conspire. The probing of the snowy wet nose of the gummy-eyed dog, bald but for patches of scratches and running zany with zest. Swelling that builds up in my spine as you leave, filling and growing like insulating foam, an expanding despair. Bristled fur and the slink in her walk when she’s asking for favors, a coyote stalking voles in the stems of dry grass. Standing again as a phantom on the path, reading again the first tentative steps, still yet to find a single thing to regret. The way the words just come pouring out like well water when she asks, running out the mud until it flows clear. When the sun shivers and floats and then settles like dust on your eyelashes as you sleep.
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