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fischers rap on a hot tin roof bristol creek pools over rock and seed english wolfhound (and the barkbuster) stroll pine lane vibrant colors of a cool spring in cob yellow and forest green field mice squander in cotton wind goats and ferret hold seven hour trim raven and **** meddle and forage (on a splendid fiaker goulash!) crickets and frogs hidden in swollen grey logs creepers fill the cut stone walls coy wolf high on a frayed white rope eagles perched at trudy’s bend catamounts laze on a snow base cedar (pared arbutus bent   through a failed ground rock) brush spider spins a timely web brown bears fumble at the spirit jamboree quizzical squirrels crack their nuts as pillow clouds float over telegraph trail 12 point dances on talus and scree hen hawks float in a big hard sun clydesdale and coach trot copper smith road (glancing down on finch and the warbler whistling through colander row) lavender fills the peat soil box mountain cats guard the heavenly gates black eyed ridge is wide and open the country squire hails this fruitful land
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Mar 7, 2017
Mar 7, 2017 at 12:18 AM UTC
Welcome to the Shire
Their boat turned in towards us ready to board our vessel to take us to their island, a fastness, craggy, bleak, treeless. To winter peat fires, gales, darkness, weird northern tales of gods and trolls, black nights seared by bright light curtains, a violent Viking heritage. A place where cold sea and ocean overturn the crippled sea stacks, our lives in the boarding party's hands and our skilful Shetland pilot.
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Jan 30, 2016
Jan 30, 2016 at 9:53 AM UTC
The Boarding Party
Between my finger and my thumb The squat pin rest; snug as a gun. Under my window, a clean rasping sound When the ***** sinks into gravelly ground: My father, digging. I look down Till his straining **** among the flowerbeds Bends low, comes up twenty years away Stooping in rhythm through potato drills Where he was digging. The coarse boot nestled on the lug, the shaft Against the inside knee was levered firmly. He rooted out tall tops, buried the bright edge deep To scatter new potatoes that we picked, Loving their cool hardness in our hands. By God, the old man could handle a ***** Just like his old man. My grandfather cut more turf in a day Than any other man on Toner's bog. Once I carried him milk in a bottle Corked sloppily with paper. He straightened up To drink it, then fell to right away Nicking and slicing neatly, heaving sods Over his shoulder, going down and down For the good turf. Digging. The cold smell of potato mould, the squelch and slap Of soggy peat, the curt cuts of an edge Through living roots awaken in my head. But I've no ***** to follow men like them. Between my finger and my thumb The squat pen rests. I'll dig with it.
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Digging
I am Autumns baby my bones align every Autumn season I come alive, rising from the earthy soil I'm Summers poison, my blood all hazey sunsets and leaf mulch It's just something about the way the dawn and dusk shaded leaves flutter delicately onto my bronze barked skin and the way the forest breathes, shedding it's summer shroud of green, canopy now thin anticipating the snarling undertow of winters frosty bite how the branches twist their arms and fingers, reaching up to the light, sky as blue as my doe eyes the sunsets are all for me, low and piercing, using her fiery fingers to stroke my face I dance naked with the birds, the trees and the sun, a blur of grace I'm all variations of brown, with the occasional pop of green my lungs house my earth and its flower children, in my rib cage built of twigs with a magic sheen my hair cascades like a molten copper mess I'm a reflection in a lake, beautiful crystal but a construct you cannot caress luke warm, barren branches and burning peat crows, shimmering sunsets and crunchy leaves under your feet I am Autumns darling KG
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 8:02 AM UTC
Come Autumn
Well-tempered As Bach's staccato joy takes hold Of Book 1: Prelude No. 3 A clavier so mild, calm Lagavulin-scented air Peat moss, weather fair The happy harpsichord And the placid piano Join in my glass Mingling, giving the whisky A nuance Of elegance Balancing the burn Excellently
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Aug 13, 2015
Aug 13, 2015 at 4:38 PM UTC
bach whisky
The day I fell off a mountain, these shoes were on my feet When I lay broken upon the jagged rocks, these shoes were on my feet When we walked the valley and through the creek, I felt Mother's natural peat, The day he slipped, I rescued him with these shoes upon my feet We made a fire and sat in peace with nothing but the sleet The day we grasped and found nothing there, these shoes were on my feet We drank the icy cool that she gave to us with open mouths to greet When rubble and we flew with momentous speed, these shoes were on my feet The day you brought me to the sunny hill I felt the heavenly heat Nothing below us once off the edge, even in freefall these shoes are on my feet Together we hike and row and climb like two brothers always in beat I look down to see nothing but rock and know I die with these shoes on my feet Rocks we skip on the glass-like river so smooth, eloquent, and neat We approach our doom with mighty force my shoes laced on my feet Singing of folk with not a care in the world, I and my brother do speak We do collide with the rock with unspeakable speed these shoes take the shock for my feet You lend me your tool out of kindness and I know it only takes two for a fleet Our bodies cease to move but the water still falls, these shoes twitch not on my feet I lay beside you, it feels safer than home here with these people tonight that I meet My shoulder is bashed and I lay on my front, I look back to see the shoes on my feet.
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Jul 3, 2012
Jul 3, 2012 at 7:45 PM UTC
These Shoes On My Feet
Many a miner has gone into the deep pit to receive the dust of a kiss, an ore-cell. He has gone with his lamp full of mole eyes deep deep and has brought forth Jesus at Gethsemane. Body of moss, body of glass, body of peat, how sharp you lie, emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea, coal, dark mother, brood mother, let the sea birds bring you into our lives as from a distant island, heavy as death.
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The Fury Of Jewels And Coal
The Great Newfoundland novel (summation) A young man brimming with Townie **** and vinegar or Bay boy brimming with obnoxious  bravado Eventually he leaves and discovers How people  treat fellow man Seemingly beaten down Genetic history Of Newfoundland Truck System Alongside founders population variance, Upward spike in heart disease, stroke, diabetes, cancers Lurks engrained learned hopelessness Smouldering in "Newfie" jokes You'd better hope I let it slide Unless you wanna find out What a peat moss bog smells like Or how it feels to freeze to death Tied to a crucifix
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Jun 9, 2015
Jun 9, 2015 at 9:10 PM UTC
Truck
I Some day I will go to Aarhus To see his peat-brown head, The mild pods of his eye-lids, His pointed skin cap. In the flat country near by Where they dug him out, His last gruel of winter seeds Caked in his stomach, Naked except for The cap, noose and girdle, I will stand a long time. Bridegroom to the goddess, She tightened her torc on him And opened her fen, Those dark juices working Him to a saint's kept body, Trove of the turfcutters' Honeycombed workings. Now his stained face Reposes at Aarhus. II I could risk blasphemy, Consecrate the cauldron bog Our holy ground and pray Him to make germinate The scattered, ambushed Flesh of labourers, Stockinged corpses Laid out in the farmyards, Tell-tale skin and teeth Flecking the sleepers Of four young brothers, trailed For miles along the lines. III Something of his sad freedom As he rode the tumbril Should come to me, driving, Saying the names Tollund, Grauballe, Nebelgard, Watching the pointing hands Of country people, Not knowing their tongue. Out here in Jutland In the old man-killing parishes I will feel lost, Unhappy and at home.
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The Tollund Man
We have no prairies To slice a big sun at evening-- Everywhere the eye concedes to Encrouching horizon, Is wooed into the cyclops' eye Of a tarn. Our unfenced country Is bog that keeps crusting Between the sights of the sun. They've taken the skeleton Of the Great Irish Elk Out of the peat, set it up An astounding crate full of air. Butter sunk under More than a hundred years Was recovered salty and white. The ground itself is kind, black butter Melting and opening underfoot, Missing its last definition By millions of years. They'll never dig coal here, Only the waterlogged trunks Of great firs, soft as pulp. Our pioneers keep striking Inwards and downwards, Every layer they strip Seems camped on before. The bogholes might be Atlantic seepage. The wet centre is bottomless.
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Bogland
I got handles that can handle any problem If they the problem I can solve em I bench boys like I do at the gym Sorry boys All I do is win Call it 1988 Cause I'm bringing the heat Like #33 You wont forget me But unlike triple threat Call me self reliant I'm a one man team Call me Kobe Bryant Like 2 Three-peat Just like the Lakers I'm taking over your town 33 winning streak 16 championships The press always giving me Full court press I wouldn't call this chemistry Its magic like Johnson I feel like Jrue Holiday, Underrated But I feel like this our year, Toronto Raptors I got handles that can handle any problem If they the problem I'm they the problem
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Dec 20, 2013
Dec 20, 2013 at 6:12 PM UTC
Underrated
As if he had been poured in tar, he lies on a pillow of turf and seems to weep the black river of himself. The grain of his wrists is like bog oak, the ball of his heel like a basalt egg. His instep has shrunk cold as a swan’s foot or a wet swamp root. His hips are the ridge and purse of a mussel, his spine an eel arrested under a glisten of mud. The head lifts, the chin is a visor raised above the vent of his slashed throat that has tanned and toughened. The cured wound opens inwards to a dark elderberry place. Who will say ‘corpse’ to his vivid cast? Who will say ‘body’ to his opaque repose? And his rusted hair, a mat unlikely as a foetus’s. I first saw his twisted face in a photograph, a head and shoulder out of the peat, bruised like a forceps baby, but now he lies perfected in my memory, down to the red horn of his nails, hung in the scales with beauty and atrocity: with the Dying Gaul too strictly compassed on his shield, with the actual weight of each hooded victim, slashed and dumped.
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The Grauballe Man
a tumblr full of rocks a pour of ichiro malt and a stir gan bei and ichi to the yamazaki and nikkas i am in the land of the sun i go down to the land of the dead mei hi ko anejo casa amigo, to my brothers in arms jose, i must have my agave cheers to the alamo to the land of the prohibition kentucky yippee kay yay bourbon, spicy rye kick spur to the horse giddy up, giddy up riding off into the sun set to kentucky derby bourbon ballentines tom ford west make your mark with maker’s mark bottoms up and now i am staggering vichi patia better than grey goose aunt jiin and all the cult gin navy strength and **** juice getting rowdy like irish bloke jameson and that **** scot macallan and his gang oiban, glenfiddich, and glenlivet I am livid at that son of a ***** son of peat another round i am monkeying around monkey 47 sun set sun rise *** on the beach i see kings and queens louis thirteen i am going to sleep pappy van winkle 100 years like rip van winkle don’t wake me stir and not shaken good night, mama sweet havana neat a shot of don papa i go to sleep
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Aug 18, 2018
Aug 18, 2018 at 8:47 PM UTC
kindred spirits
Whisky, “The Water of Life”, ******** burning all down my chest. Opening up my mind to endless imaginations So I can put the world to rights Like Superman in his pomp. Feel that glow, Spreading like a forest fire. Feelgood Factor Fathomless in its depth. Who cares what peat, in what glens Or valleys it came from. Or what precipitation Bathed those golden barley ears On Celtic hillsides. I’ll drink any Whisky, Single or blend White oak cask or not. So long as it gives me that buzz And blows my mind. Inspiring the best Or worst In me. Paul Butters
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Jun 30, 2017
Jun 30, 2017 at 10:32 AM UTC
Whisky
the garbage truck didn't turn up to-day and the neighborhood trash stunk all day a gross smell drifted across the street it was akin to a rotting pile of peat the council have heard the odd gripe they've been told that the ******* is ripe the residential area is no perfumery our quarter acre blocks are so stinky we'll be forced to vacate the neighborhood as uncollected garbage is far from good the air is heady with stale fish and curry vegetable matter and an assortment of slurry it is hoped that a truck can soon be found as we'll be decamping the area's bounds our noses have had a harrowing time inhaling a stench which isn't sublime
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Nov 24, 2013
Nov 24, 2013 at 7:42 PM UTC
Garbage Truck Blues
cedar and gold the kiss of flakes little glaciers melt in canoed-orbs these footsteps tracking along the era of winter some birds still sing and I shake in trepidation I little leaf molding peat and whiskey keeps me warm your cedar and gold along a fire crackles and I move in the sweater tight the jean jacket 50’s boy and laughter at the weather closer and closer still
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Dec 17, 2016
Dec 17, 2016 at 9:38 PM UTC
Untitled
The earth is her playground beneath her feet. Everyone around her sees that she’s sweet And full of an innocence in her play. She won’t stop until she’s seized the day! Life is a fun game for her to beat. She plays with the tadpoles that she finds neat. For them, playing with her is such a treat. They dream of being frogs so that someday She’ll kiss them and make one her prince. She traps them in a jar once filled with peat And takes them to her home so they can meet Her family where maybe they’ll stay. But their dream isn’t her dream in any way. Now it’s fools and liars who softly bleat, “She’ll kiss them and make one her prince.”
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Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 2:05 PM UTC
Tadpoles In A Jar
Crunching sound beneath my feet, The feeling of oneness with the dust, From which I was made, Every step brings me deeper into my past. I see it now, the gift of life, Sprouting from the depths of the earth, From what we deem lifeless, Life emerges, in all its fullness. My toes run through the soft soil, Each grain screams out a testimony of a million years, Each stone would cry if they could, Watching our world nearing its doom. The fault in our world is not out there, It is in here, In the hearts of reckless, egoistic men, The men who could not care less. Soil, sand and peat, Rocks, stones and clay, All interspersed together, Designed without fault. The Creator is all-loving, Designed us the way we are, With complete freedom, And maybe that’s where our flaw lies…
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Jun 3, 2014
Jun 3, 2014 at 12:14 AM UTC
Earth
Behind every Great Man There is a greater woman to his side, Classy Gal that oblige, Knows when to let him stand in the front Witty enough to challenge his mind, Smart enough to know he'll be stupid at times, Food for thought yea she'll make you swallow your pride, Above the small talk, Strong enough to over look his weakness, She's on a ledge, when he's on edge, or compromised to inconvenience, She's confiding her confidence boost will make you feel like a genius, Strictly lenient, the arbitrary venus, The better half per say, Staring at her face you'll question your own faith, How could nothing make something so great? For peat sake yes she's a bit pretentious, For keep sake she'll never leave you defenseless, she pays much attention inline she's no cheap skate, New birth love born from the soul mate!
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Sep 29, 2016
Sep 29, 2016 at 10:03 AM UTC
Behind every great man
Bulkeley, Hunt, Willard, Hosmer, Meriam, Flint, Possessed the land which rendered to their toil Hay, corn, roots, hemp, flax, apples, wool and wood. Each of these landlords walked amidst his farm, Saying, "'Tis mine, my children's and my name's. How sweet the west wind sounds in my own trees! How graceful climb those shadows on my hill! I fancy these pure waters and the flags Know me, as does my dog: we sympathize; And, I affirm, my actions smack of the soil.' Where are these men? Asleep beneath their grounds: And strangers, fond as they, their furrows plough. Earth laughs in flowers, to see her boastful boys Earth-proud, proud of the earth which is not theirs; Who steer the plough, but cannot steer their feet Clear of the grave. They added ridge to valley, brook to pond, And sighed for all that bounded their domain; 'This suits me for a pasture; that's my park; We must have clay, lime, gravel, granite-ledge, And misty lowland, where to go for peat. The land is well,--lies fairly to the south. 'Tis good, when you have crossed the sea and back, To find the sitfast acres where you left them.' Ah! the hot owner sees not Death, who adds Him to his land, a lump of mould the more. Hear what the Earth says:-- Earth-Song 'Mine and yours; Mine, not yours, Earth endures; Stars abide-- Shine down in the old sea; Old are the shores; But where are old men? I who have seen much, Such have I never seen. 'The lawyer's deed Ran sure, In tail, To them, and to their heirs Who shall succeed, Without fail, Forevermore. 'Here is the land, Shaggy with wood, With its old valley, Mound and flood. "But the heritors?-- Fled like the flood's foam. The lawyer, and the laws, And the kingdom, Clean swept herefrom. 'They called me theirs, Who so controlled me; Yet every one Wished to stay, and is gone, How am I theirs, If they cannot hold me, But I hold them?' When I heard the Earth-song, I was no longer brave; My avarice cooled Like lust in the chill of the grave.
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Hamatreya
Bulkeley, Hunt, Willard, Hosmer, Meriam, Flint, Possessed the land which rendered to their toil Hay, corn, roots, hemp, flax, apples, wool and wood. Each of these landlords walked amidst his farm, Saying, "'Tis mine, my children's and my name's. How sweet the west wind sounds in my own trees! How graceful climb those shadows on my hill! I fancy these pure waters and the flags Know me, as does my dog: we sympathize; And, I affirm, my actions smack of the soil.' Where are these men? Asleep beneath their grounds: And strangers, fond as they, their furrows plough. Earth laughs in flowers, to see her boastful boys Earth-proud, proud of the earth which is not theirs; Who steer the plough, but cannot steer their feet Clear of the grave. They added ridge to valley, brook to pond, And sighed for all that bounded their domain; 'This suits me for a pasture; that's my park; We must have clay, lime, gravel, granite-ledge, And misty lowland, where to go for peat. The land is well,--lies fairly to the south. 'Tis good, when you have crossed the sea and back, To find the sitfast acres where you left them.' Ah! the hot owner sees not Death, who adds Him to his land, a lump of mould the more. Hear what the Earth says:-- Earth-Song 'Mine and yours; Mine, not yours, Earth endures; Stars abide-- Shine down in the old sea; Old are the shores; But where are old men? I who have seen much, Such have I never seen. 'The lawyer's deed Ran sure, In tail, To them, and to their heirs Who shall succeed, Without fail, Forevermore. 'Here is the land, Shaggy with wood, With its old valley, Mound and flood. "But the heritors?-- Fled like the flood's foam. The lawyer, and the laws, And the kingdom, Clean swept herefrom. 'They called me theirs, Who so controlled me; Yet every one Wished to stay, and is gone, How am I theirs, If they cannot hold me, But I hold them?' When I heard the Earth-song, I was no longer brave; My avarice cooled Like lust in the chill of the grave.
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Waters waltz land dancing, Dragon flies flutter a buzz, Cat-o'-nines torching tales, Where beavers are logging Time with fresh water fish Who breach as they mouth, Fly catching in a casted sea, Mossy and bogged with peat, And the colours, mottled, fey, Brindled, brim, know they say, There are lessons, hear stillness, Punctuations in the spry singings Of the never tardy larks, windrous Riddles ripe rushing through reeds.
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Jan 22, 2015
Jan 22, 2015 at 8:22 PM UTC
Meadow
He knows what lies below. This is where it all began: here Beneath the bubbling sludge and ******* mud. This is the home brew, the cocooning grounds. His sturdy boots trudge through, Hefting questions and glasses askew. Somewhere to the side a fat swamp prince Composes bog rhymes in ribbit meter. Each squelching step sets a buzzing bunch Of crystal dragons zipping away to Slick peridot pontoons. A loon swoons The expeditioner with a sobbing cry. He Has said goodbye to reservations, to the Long-dead preservation rights. He slogs through The buzzing night. Yellow daggers clench Between scaly steeltrap snappers and stones With eyes blink in languid surprise, unnoticed. He is lost, dying, unsure of his quest. He needs a Cure. He knows it lies here, in the beginning place. Their faces haunt his deathly guts and crush His straining heart with need - need for the solution. Need to survive, to prolong his life - alone! So alone: the last. If only he could rest. His nostrils quiver with the homesick stench Of tails becoming legs and nipping lips sprouting Sticky tongues. The answer, he is here for the Only answer. Something below, below, down In the dredges of history - in the slime of Centuries, rotless and preserved. He will find it: Some link, some closer thing he can revive And test and rest as bedrock for his life. A foot sticks in the overfriendly tar. No, He will not pause. He has come too far. In the birthing grime, some hungry memory wakes. It knows what lies above, it thirsts to cease it. It reaches, roils, pulls, rips with smelly squish-fingers - Thirsting and thirsting to slake. It longs to reveal To show, to make known to the traveler. (All he has searched for is found here, it knows, Organized and close. Held and safe below) It reaches, grabs - thirsty - presses him into A false step. A slip. A skritching clipboard Of statistics curses in rustling indignance As it flutters to the mud above a splattered head. Science-frozen lungs fill with dread - With life-giving peat. (It will show him) He ***** in And burbles out a scream. (what he wants, show him) This is where it begins, (this is his dream!) where it ends. Now he knows what lies below. He lies - curled - Quenched from growth. The eyes of unnoticed Stones blink in surprise. Soaring swamp lyrics Rise, a loon swoons with a sobbing cry. He curls in peace and drifts alone Now he knows what lies below.
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Sep 30, 2010
Sep 30, 2010 at 7:10 PM UTC
In Peridot Above
He knows what lies below. This is where it all began: here Beneath the bubbling sludge and ******* mud. This is the home brew, the cocooning grounds. His sturdy boots trudge through, Hefting questions and glasses askew. Somewhere to the side a fat swamp prince Composes bog rhymes in ribbit meter. Each squelching step sets a buzzing bunch Of crystal dragons zipping away to Slick peridot pontoons. A loon swoons The expeditioner with a sobbing cry. He Has said goodbye to reservations, to the Long-dead preservation rights. He slogs through The buzzing night. Yellow daggers clench Between scaly steeltrap snappers and stones With eyes blink in languid surprise, unnoticed. He is lost, dying, unsure of his quest. He needs a Cure. He knows it lies here, in the beginning place. Their faces haunt his deathly guts and crush His straining heart with need - need for the solution. Need to survive, to prolong his life - alone! So alone: the last. If only he could rest. His nostrils quiver with the homesick stench Of tails becoming legs and nipping lips sprouting Sticky tongues. The answer, he is here for the Only answer. Something below, below, down In the dredges of history - in the slime of Centuries, rotless and preserved. He will find it: Some link, some closer thing he can revive And test and rest as bedrock for his life. A foot sticks in the overfriendly tar. No, He will not pause. He has come too far. In the birthing grime, some hungry memory wakes. It knows what lies above, it thirsts to cease it. It reaches, roils, pulls, rips with smelly squish-fingers - Thirsting and thirsting to slake. It longs to reveal To show, to make known to the traveler. (All he has searched for is found here, it knows, Organized and close. Held and safe below) It reaches, grabs - thirsty - presses him into A false step. A slip. A skritching clipboard Of statistics curses in rustling indignance As it flutters to the mud above a splattered head. Science-frozen lungs fill with dread - With life-giving peat. (It will show him) He ***** in And burbles out a scream. (what he wants, show him) This is where it begins, (this is his dream!) where it ends. Now he knows what lies below. He lies - curled - Quenched from growth. The eyes of unnoticed Stones blink in surprise. Soaring swamp lyrics Rise, a loon swoons with a sobbing cry. He curls in peace and drifts alone Now he knows what lies below.
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I am Phil I am Phil Phil I am. That Phil I am That Phil I am I do not like that Phil I am. Would you like to drink some Scotch? No Phil I am.  No I would not. I would not like to drink some Scotch. Would you drink Scotch on the Rocks? I would not drink Scotch on the Rocks I think it tastes like ***** socks So get down off that Dewars box I will not drink a Scotch with you No that is something I won’t do I might drink ***** might drink gin But drinking Scotch would be a sin. Would you drink some Chivas Regal? I think Scotch should be illegal! What is it that you do not get? I just don't like the taste of it! Scotch just doesn’t suit me well I do not even like the smell. Give me wine or give me beer But don’t talk to me when Scotch is near. Would you like a single malt? I don’t like Scotch.  It’s not your fault. Would you try some Lagavulin? I won’t drink Scotch; I’m not foolin’ I won’t drink Scotch all by myself With you or anybody else I hate the smell I hate the taste To serve ME Scotch Would be a WASTE! Well!!  You don’t have to cause a scene Just try a sip, see what I mean It’s really not that bad, at all Don’t drink the bar stuff, drink the call All the ‘Glens’ are really nice Drink them neat, add 1 cube ice One ice cube brings out the taste Two or more would be a waste. Try just a sip, and you will see Then you might drink a Scotch with me. Oh Phil I am Oh Phil I am You wore me down. Was that the plan? I guess I’ll let my scruples slip And try a Scotch – a tiny sip. Sip.    Sip.      SSSSippppss. Oh (licks his lipsss) This is good.  This is really good, I think that I can taste the peat. It’s not too smoky, not too sweet It’s not at all what I expected Now I’ve got my thoughts collected My admiration resurrected I think I like Scotch, Yes it’s true. I think I'll drink a Scotch with you. In fact, Phil, I just might have two! Do you have some Johnnie Walker Blue? PwL   April 8, 2015
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Apr 8, 2015
Apr 8, 2015 at 10:46 AM UTC
Dr. ***** Scotch on the Rocks (definitely a Parody!)
I am Phil I am Phil Phil I am. That Phil I am That Phil I am I do not like that Phil I am. Would you like to drink some Scotch? No Phil I am.  No I would not. I would not like to drink some Scotch. Would you drink Scotch on the Rocks? I would not drink Scotch on the Rocks I think it tastes like ***** socks So get down off that Dewars box I will not drink a Scotch with you No that is something I won’t do I might drink ***** might drink gin But drinking Scotch would be a sin. Would you drink some Chivas Regal? I think Scotch should be illegal! What is it that you do not get? I just don't like the taste of it! Scotch just doesn’t suit me well I do not even like the smell. Give me wine or give me beer But don’t talk to me when Scotch is near. Would you like a single malt? I don’t like Scotch.  It’s not your fault. Would you try some Lagavulin? I won’t drink Scotch; I’m not foolin’ I won’t drink Scotch all by myself With you or anybody else I hate the smell I hate the taste To serve ME Scotch Would be a WASTE! Well!!  You don’t have to cause a scene Just try a sip, see what I mean It’s really not that bad, at all Don’t drink the bar stuff, drink the call All the ‘Glens’ are really nice Drink them neat, add 1 cube ice One ice cube brings out the taste Two or more would be a waste. Try just a sip, and you will see Then you might drink a Scotch with me. Oh Phil I am Oh Phil I am You wore me down. Was that the plan? I guess I’ll let my scruples slip And try a Scotch – a tiny sip. Sip.    Sip.      SSSSippppss. Oh (licks his lipsss) This is good.  This is really good, I think that I can taste the peat. It’s not too smoky, not too sweet It’s not at all what I expected Now I’ve got my thoughts collected My admiration resurrected I think I like Scotch, Yes it’s true. I think I'll drink a Scotch with you. In fact, Phil, I just might have two! Do you have some Johnnie Walker Blue? PwL   April 8, 2015
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Bear with a sore head Takes coyote on post haste Bore v. Trickster tried Hung court just verdict Bought ideologically Branded! Brig banished Like Guantanamo Force fed on stale chalk Red glib ref to beasts Totalists with clubs Tabulate ***** ad hoc Bring shame to beating When stops suicide? Noble savage survives best Practice leads young straight Where head caravans? Lossless nomads swim through sand To moor oases Connect with bazaars Extra-exponential rock Scissors paper cuts Exacto-knifed sharp Cards tabled until sure things Made deals pay upfront Cold hard confidence Wannabe men drive sweet game Put all together Touch trumps tears takes no prison Uncaged roam space free Our place ancients planned Body mind spirit heart team Here earth *** soils worms Compost ground debris Bred sustenance seeds rich peat Brings about the end
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Jul 15, 2013
Jul 15, 2013 at 2:26 AM UTC
Where Head Caravans?
422 More Life—went out—when He went Than Ordinary Breath— Lit with a finer Phosphor— Requiring in the Quench— A Power of Renowned Cold, The Climate of the Grave A Temperature just adequate So Anthracite, to live— For some—an Ampler Zero— A Frost more needle keen Is necessary, to reduce The Ethiop within. Others—extinguish easier— A Gnat’s minutest Fan Sufficient to obliterate A Tract of Citizen— Whose Peat lift—amply vivid— Ignores the solemn News That Popocatapel exists— Or Etna’s Scarlets, Choose—
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More Life—went out—when He went