Hi! My name is --
Armpit fat hanging out from the strangulation of my push up bra,
Unlovely love handles poorly clothed by leggings waistband,
A zebra-striped, stretch-marked ass,
Shoulder-length, untamed mane resting on weightlifter traps,
Snub nose on a face as circular and flat as a waiter’s tray,
Except for the hilly scar on the tip of my snout,
Eye bags of a zombie risen from the bed,
Juicy, voluminous, red Skittle zits,
Accompanied by a mole like Marilyn’s
(But this one ain’t so sexy),
Four foot eleven and a half plus high heel calluses,
-- Katie for short.
But despite what I’m called,
Maybe we can get to know each other
A little better?
Now that you know my name, what's yours?