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"yelp" poems
We all know about Rudolph and how his nose lights up the night And olive, the other reindeer Who help Santa with his flight But, there's one who is forgotten From the Christmas songs and rhymes And I think you should hear about him Yes, I think it is about time Randy was a reindeer He liked to play the reindeer games But he too, was like Rudolph And the others called him names Randy, wasn't much at flying Didn't like going out most nights Randy, well, he was just different You see, he was afraid of heights He couldn't see where he was going Either in the day or night You see Randy needed glasses He had a problem with his sight His balance was in question Always falling to the ground If a reindeer falls in the forest Does that reindeer make a sound? He had a skin condition He needed special cream to help The harness didn't help him In fact, it made him yelp He was shorter than the others And his stride was a bit off And when Santa came to see him Randy had a nervous cough He didn't like the female reindeer He liked the males, more than he should Randy was "light up in the antlers" And to Santa, that's no good Santa couldn't fly with Randy Randy's name, it was all wrong It screamed out Broadway not of Christmas It didn't work in all the songs Santa said "you're a strange reindeer" "You can't fly, you're blind and gay" "And if you led my team out" "We'd not be done in just one day" "I'm sorry, reindeer Randy" "I have to cut you from the team" "They play one side,you're another" "If you know what Santa means" So, Randy, he just wanders Round the north pole all the while Bumping into things and falling With his light antlers and strange smile He's not a famous reindeer And I think that it's ok That Santa has a reindeer Who, we now all know is gay.
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Dec 1, 2012
Dec 1, 2012 at 9:26 PM UTC
Randolph the gay reindeer
We all know about Rudolph and how his nose lights up the night And olive, the other reindeer Who help Santa with his flight But, there's one who is forgotten From the Christmas songs and rhymes And I think you should hear about him Yes, I think it is about time Randy was a reindeer He liked to play the reindeer games But he too, was like Rudolph And the others called him names Randy, wasn't much at flying Didn't like going out most nights Randy, well, he was just different You see, he was afraid of heights He couldn't see where he was going Either in the day or night You see Randy needed glasses He had a problem with his sight His balance was in question Always falling to the ground If a reindeer falls in the forest Does that reindeer make a sound? He had a skin condition He needed special cream to help The harness didn't help him In fact, it made him yelp He was shorter than the others And his stride was a bit off And when Santa came to see him Randy had a nervous cough He didn't like the female reindeer He liked the males, more than he should Randy was "light up in the antlers" And to Santa, that's no good Santa couldn't fly with Randy Randy's name, it was all wrong It screamed out Broadway not of Christmas It didn't work in all the songs Santa said "you're a strange reindeer" "You can't fly, you're blind and gay" "And if you led my team out" "We'd not be done in just one day" "I'm sorry, reindeer Randy" "I have to cut you from the team" "They play one side,you're another" "If you know what Santa means" So, Randy, he just wanders Round the north pole all the while Bumping into things and falling With his light antlers and strange smile He's not a famous reindeer And I think that it's ok That Santa has a reindeer Who, we now all know is gay.
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Mary had a little lamb, two lobsters and a Christmas ham, a three-pound tub of chicken wings, seven bratwurst tied with strings, thirteen loaves of garlic bread, a schnitzel bigger than her head, four rare steaks, a dozen eggs, caviar and turkey's legs, strips of bacon, mushroom stew, chunks of bread and cheese fondue, and two whole jars of sauerkraut, (to clean all of her insides out). Finishing the pasta salad, Mary soon looked drawn and pallid. "I don't feel well," poor Mary said. "I think I need to rest my head." Then from her stomach came a moan, a straining, churning, twisted groan. Mary gasped; her eyes grew wide. She'd only seconds to decide. What could she do? Where could she go? Her stomach was about to blow! So, reaching for the nearest bucket, she retched, and then began to chuck it. All the courses that she'd swallowed, and the apertifs they'd followed, all the steaks and all the fish, each and every single dish came flying back from in her belly, filling up the bucket smelly with a foul and toxic brew, and no one knew quite what to do, so this went on for ten whole minutes till Mary had expelled her innards. When she was done, her eyes were red, and sweat was pouring from her head. "Are you alright, sweet Mary dear?" her mother asked. She didn't hear. For Mary was already off - the waiters saw her try to scoff the whole entire pudding bar. Now, this had pushed her mum too far. "Alright!" her mother cried, "I'm through! I've done the best that I can do. I'm sick and tired of all you eat. I will not pay for all this meat. I'm going home. Go get some help —" Then Mary's mum let out a yelp! She glanced down at her legs and saw sweet Mary there begin to gnaw! She struck the lass, but with great haste, alas, the girl had reached her waist. As Mary's ma was there devoured by her offspring, overpowered, she cried one thing ere final slaughter: "It smells like lamb in here, my daughter." Mary licked her lips and grinned. She belched out loud and then broke wind. She felt her tummy start to rumble - and calmly ordered apple crumble.
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Dec 18, 2017
Dec 18, 2017 at 4:52 AM UTC
Mary had a little lamb
Mary had a little lamb, two lobsters and a Christmas ham, a three-pound tub of chicken wings, seven bratwurst tied with strings, thirteen loaves of garlic bread, a schnitzel bigger than her head, four rare steaks, a dozen eggs, caviar and turkey's legs, strips of bacon, mushroom stew, chunks of bread and cheese fondue, and two whole jars of sauerkraut, (to clean all of her insides out). Finishing the pasta salad, Mary soon looked drawn and pallid. "I don't feel well," poor Mary said. "I think I need to rest my head." Then from her stomach came a moan, a straining, churning, twisted groan. Mary gasped; her eyes grew wide. She'd only seconds to decide. What could she do? Where could she go? Her stomach was about to blow! So, reaching for the nearest bucket, she retched, and then began to chuck it. All the courses that she'd swallowed, and the apertifs they'd followed, all the steaks and all the fish, each and every single dish came flying back from in her belly, filling up the bucket smelly with a foul and toxic brew, and no one knew quite what to do, so this went on for ten whole minutes till Mary had expelled her innards. When she was done, her eyes were red, and sweat was pouring from her head. "Are you alright, sweet Mary dear?" her mother asked. She didn't hear. For Mary was already off - the waiters saw her try to scoff the whole entire pudding bar. Now, this had pushed her mum too far. "Alright!" her mother cried, "I'm through! I've done the best that I can do. I'm sick and tired of all you eat. I will not pay for all this meat. I'm going home. Go get some help —" Then Mary's mum let out a yelp! She glanced down at her legs and saw sweet Mary there begin to gnaw! She struck the lass, but with great haste, alas, the girl had reached her waist. As Mary's ma was there devoured by her offspring, overpowered, she cried one thing ere final slaughter: "It smells like lamb in here, my daughter." Mary licked her lips and grinned. She belched out loud and then broke wind. She felt her tummy start to rumble - and calmly ordered apple crumble.
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I go to school I sit in class I love to write But I hate math Behind my desk I try to add I draw the shapes I make the graph Learn formulas I get confused It's much too hard Too many rules Daddy can teach He goes to schools He shows them math He knows the rules I leave the bus Dad gets the door "How was your day?" "I learned some more!" Dad says, "Good Job," And turns to leave I yell out, "Wait! Can you help me?" Dad hesitates He sits me down I bring out math He starts to frown "How is this hard? Here's what you do!" I smile as he Explains the rules. "I get it now! Let's do this one!" "I have to go But you have fun." My daddy leaves I wear his frown I try the math It's harder now "Daddy come back!" I start to yelp "I'm sure at school That they can help." I go to school I sit in class I love to write But I hate math Behind my desk I just can't see Can Mrs. teach? She's not Daddy I raise my hand I wait a while "Can you help me?" Mrs. just smiles "It's not all wrong. Here's what you did. Let's try it slow And get it fixed." That's not so hard That's kind of cool I laugh as she Explains the rules "Mrs. please stay For just one more." "I'm glad to help! It's not a chore." Before class ends We take a test I'm scared but I Wish for the best I turn it in I start to leave "I'm proud of you!" Mrs. tells me I check my grade Right by the door An "A" in math? What in the world? I leave the bus Dad gets the door "How was your day?" "I learned some more!" Dad says, "Good Job," But doesn't stay I yell out, "Wait! I got an A!" Dad smiles. "In math? I'm proud of you! Maybe one day You'll teach math too!" I'm really glad I learned the rules But math should still Be banned from schools Thank you Mrs. For teaching me Since my Daddy Had to go.
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Jun 15, 2015
Jun 15, 2015 at 11:30 PM UTC
Teachers
I go to school I sit in class I love to write But I hate math Behind my desk I try to add I draw the shapes I make the graph Learn formulas I get confused It's much too hard Too many rules Daddy can teach He goes to schools He shows them math He knows the rules I leave the bus Dad gets the door "How was your day?" "I learned some more!" Dad says, "Good Job," And turns to leave I yell out, "Wait! Can you help me?" Dad hesitates He sits me down I bring out math He starts to frown "How is this hard? Here's what you do!" I smile as he Explains the rules. "I get it now! Let's do this one!" "I have to go But you have fun." My daddy leaves I wear his frown I try the math It's harder now "Daddy come back!" I start to yelp "I'm sure at school That they can help." I go to school I sit in class I love to write But I hate math Behind my desk I just can't see Can Mrs. teach? She's not Daddy I raise my hand I wait a while "Can you help me?" Mrs. just smiles "It's not all wrong. Here's what you did. Let's try it slow And get it fixed." That's not so hard That's kind of cool I laugh as she Explains the rules "Mrs. please stay For just one more." "I'm glad to help! It's not a chore." Before class ends We take a test I'm scared but I Wish for the best I turn it in I start to leave "I'm proud of you!" Mrs. tells me I check my grade Right by the door An "A" in math? What in the world? I leave the bus Dad gets the door "How was your day?" "I learned some more!" Dad says, "Good Job," But doesn't stay I yell out, "Wait! I got an A!" Dad smiles. "In math? I'm proud of you! Maybe one day You'll teach math too!" I'm really glad I learned the rules But math should still Be banned from schools Thank you Mrs. For teaching me Since my Daddy Had to go.
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His bicycle let out a little yelp as he slowed to a stop, The lady was dressed the same as the night before. He could have cycled on but he had intentions he would not drop, For he had heard stories of such beings from old wives' lore. It was important for him to address this spectre. Motivated by the advice he had received from his dad. To never succumb to fear if a spirit he should ever encounter, For the fear would consume and eventually drive him mad. He was brimming with confidence as he spoke, "Hello there again, I see that you are still in a fix". He was determined not to be made again the joke He had sworn to not be taken in by the imp's mischief and tricks. A sweet fragrance lingered in the air, Teasingly inviting him to greedily inhale it all in. A gentle gust blew, caught and played with the strands of her hair... Enamoured by her visage, he secretly gasped as if the air grew thin. Her face was still partially obscured by her black flowing hair. She turned to him before she gave her reply, *"Would you please give me a lift, dear sir...kind and rare... I do not wish to be stranded alone, unsheltered under the moonlit sky"*.
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Feb 6, 2015
Feb 6, 2015 at 7:25 AM UTC
"We Meet Again..." (V)
Please take a quick a moment to write a review. If you were not satisfied, what could I do? Customer care is always my goal, to all future guests who visit my soul. Closure’s essential to us moving on, It matters to me why now you are gone. Fearful my future will repeat mistakes, I need to know first I might have what it takes. Did I love too strongly at first when we met, then settle for stable as needs being met? Was it the fact that we need to work harder? disappointments too much for you, so why bother? With your help, my program can surely improve, for now I am ready to make my next move. Patrons of my heart may have different needs, beyond conversation and sowing of seeds. They may not discover the flaws that you see, because they love past them, unlike you, with me.
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Oct 7, 2018
Oct 7, 2018 at 7:15 AM UTC
Yelp (for lovers)
Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Soak, wash, repeat. Sweep, sweep, repeat. Wipe, wipe, repeat. Scrub, scrub, repeat. Dice, dice, repeat. Wipe, dry, repeat. The tears that are good. Pour, stir, repeat. Open the door. Serve the food. Greet, greet the guests. Smile, talk, repeat. Say bye-bye, repeat. Massage, press, repeat. Yelp in pain. Grab your abdomen. Rub, press, repeat. Let the sari unwrap. Shake your head no. Oh oh. Run, hide, cry, plead. Rub your stinging cheek. Sob, sob, repeat. Dab, dab, repeat. The tears that are deserved. Press your straining scalp. Grab tight the bed sheet. Groan, hiss , repeat. Fake, fake, repeat. Pain, pain. Again! Sore, sore, all over. Go make a drink and then, Massage, press, repeat. Pick up the nephew. Ignore the daughter’s lies. Pat, pat repeat. Put him down to sleep. Sing the lullabies. See your daughter writhe. Writhe, writhe, repeat. Kiss your daughter’s hand. Feel her skin burning. Watch your daughter weep, Cry herself to sleep. One drop down then two. The tears that are meaningless. Lie down as if asleep. Twist, turn, repeat. Wake up before dawn. Now, you put on. Red, green, black and gold. Vermillion, bangles, beads. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Sep 30, 2018
Sep 30, 2018 at 9:20 AM UTC
Housewife
Breathing on the surface but smothering inside, Pale face blue lips and wide open eyes. Running desperately with no company and guide, Too little time and too many disguise. Like a lost site pervade with dreariness and spite. Who would help you when they heard your yelp? Hoped to be broach but no one to approach. Who would love you when without the pure white dove? Trapped in coach and let the soul slowly encroach. How would you feel when no one to reach? Stares at the window just to look for a shadow. How would you feel when your heart starts to screech? At last it became hollow slowly loaded with deep sorrow. Like a letter unsent filled with unread content. Holding on like a puppet being sway, With those unsure senses and constraint. Living faithlessly and ends up stray, Nerves are brutally torn and mind gone insane.
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Jan 13, 2017
Jan 13, 2017 at 5:26 AM UTC
Outcast
Low lies Mr. Leopard Locking eyes on his prey Licking slowly his upper lip It's antelope for dinner today A yelp of pain carries across the land One more antelope is dead in the sand This hungry leopard feeds to his fill Tearing apart the flesh of his tactful ****
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Oct 26, 2015
Oct 26, 2015 at 6:55 PM UTC
The Hungry Leopard
It makes me feel so alive As i watch it bleed It makes me feel so alive Its such a sudden need The pain is like a rush If you saw me You would definitely blush Because this is not who im supposed to be But im afraid Its who i am The price must be paid So that i can stand Stand myself Without this knife I would crumble And i would end my life So i continue to cut my skin I dont care if its a sin Its what must be done If im to continue to see the sun Everyone needs something To cope with pain This is what i need For there to be any gain I love the blood I love feeling it flood Down my leg Im not going to beg For help So inwardly i yelp In pain And i watch the rain Of red That will scare me skin And i want it to end But i cant stop Its out of my control I have no soul Im just a robot Who must bleed I have to feed On this bright red sin So i cut again and again But there has to be more Christ has settled my score I wont give up I wont stay stuck I will keep moving I will let go of this knife I wont let it rule my life
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Feb 21, 2017
Feb 21, 2017 at 4:56 PM UTC
Theres more to life than this
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled till she shook the house, And Blink said Week! , which is giggling for a mouse, Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age, When Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound, And Mustard growled, and they all looked around. Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda. Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right, And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright, His beard was black, one leg was wood; It was clear that the pirate meant no good. Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help! But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp, Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household, And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed. But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine, Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon, With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm. The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon, And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon, He fired two bullets but they didn't hit, And Custard gobbled him, every bit. Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him, No one mourned for his pirate victim Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate Around the dragon that ate the pyrate. But presently up spoke little dog Mustard, I'd been twice as brave if I hadn't been flustered. And up spoke Ink and up spoke Blink, We'd have been three times as brave, we think, And Custard said, I quite agree That everybody is braver than me. Belinda still lives in her little white house, With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse, And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon, And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs, Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.
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Jan 2, 2014
Jan 2, 2014 at 5:15 AM UTC
The Tale of Custard The Dragon by Ogden Nash
Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled till she shook the house, And Blink said Week! , which is giggling for a mouse, Ink and Mustard rudely asked his age, When Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Suddenly, suddenly they heard a nasty sound, And Mustard growled, and they all looked around. Meowch! cried Ink, and Ooh! cried Belinda, For there was a pirate, climbing in the winda. Pistol in his left hand, pistol in his right, And he held in his teeth a cutlass bright, His beard was black, one leg was wood; It was clear that the pirate meant no good. Belinda paled, and she cried, Help! Help! But Mustard fled with a terrified yelp, Ink trickled down to the bottom of the household, And little mouse Blink strategically mouseholed. But up jumped Custard, snorting like an engine, Clashed his tail like irons in a dungeon, With a clatter and a clank and a jangling squirm He went at the pirate like a robin at a worm. The pirate gaped at Belinda's dragon, And gulped some grog from his pocket flagon, He fired two bullets but they didn't hit, And Custard gobbled him, every bit. Belinda embraced him, Mustard licked him, No one mourned for his pirate victim Ink and Blink in glee did gyrate Around the dragon that ate the pyrate. But presently up spoke little dog Mustard, I'd been twice as brave if I hadn't been flustered. And up spoke Ink and up spoke Blink, We'd have been three times as brave, we think, And Custard said, I quite agree That everybody is braver than me. Belinda still lives in her little white house, With her little black kitten and her little gray mouse, And her little yellow dog and her little red wagon, And her realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Belinda is as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chase lions down the stairs, Mustard is as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard keeps crying for a nice safe cage.
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When I call out into the nothingness of my bleak existence, I desperately scream one thing: "Marco..." ...and I let my absolute mundane, boring, maddening vacuum absorb the echos, and as the yell fades away to a yelp, I waited for my answer. And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... 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Apr 9, 2018
Apr 9, 2018 at 11:14 PM UTC
Marco...
When I call out into the nothingness of my bleak existence, I desperately scream one thing: "Marco..." ...and I let my absolute mundane, boring, maddening vacuum absorb the echos, and as the yell fades away to a yelp, I waited for my answer. And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... And waited... 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cicadas quiet internet down phones dead can’t tweet nor yelp 4 Square won’t process my payments bluetooth cavities iTunes tuned out blogger blogged down web surf ain’t up G+ Circles broken defriended on FB Outlook e-mails stuck in outbox G-Mail postman not making appointed rounds apps won't load YouTube on hold my e-commerce bankrupt Myspace empty tumblr stumbled LinkedIn disconnect digital blips ain't blinking not sure if I’m alive I'm in a virtual existential crisis uncertain if I’ll survive Donna Summer I Will Survive Oakland 6/27/13 jbm
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Jun 27, 2013
Jun 27, 2013 at 11:26 AM UTC
virtual crisis
Here's something to impress you it's my heart wide open, curious, fearless approach me, remove the flowers from my hair take them home and wait for them to die then tell me about the thoughts that possessed you in the moments you tried to cry, but couldn't. There's always something eating away at you, isn't there? Keep scribbling, croak louder! Wake the town, bring me down. Take me take me take me down! Build the wall of silence just a little thicker I want to be sure I'm not nervous, I want to release all solidity and flow through you as liquid, as sunlight, as starlight as wishes as glances you cast me that I wasn't supposed to notice, (but did). I love you is a funny way of starting a sentence, a sentence is just something we use to get through the day. ****** up communication building blocks burying me deeper than I can climb and they're crumbling like your emotions when you've got hallucinations spreading in your spine, breaking you down, back broke, stomach chalk throat choke nose coke short **** inhale me like you do your smoke. I taste the same I taste the same. Yes yes yes yes yes I forgive you, I forgive myself self-love self-help self-yelp telepathy wavves like fog in a graveyard retracing your steps because everything's changing and you're burning wood cast your fires on me, I'll be your shallow shadow and I'll guide myself as far as you'll let me, don't drag me down just take me there. Quickly, before before before. I start to miss you and I think I'm just recycling my gatsby complex into something more tangible than tangerines in the middle of winter or a wind storm, trying to eat when there's a lack of corn, and you can't digest it anyways. you don't belong in this wagon this wagon doesn't even exist. I'm memorizing you in ways like cutting with knives and thinking about listening but then getting distracted. Re-birthing in the direction of “i thought you might” dying downwards and backwards and all the ways you've seen me because that's what I do when you see me. I die. It feels better than being alive so **** me killmekillmekillme. There! Right THERE! That's the separation.
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Dec 1, 2011
Dec 1, 2011 at 10:48 PM UTC
feels better
Here's something to impress you it's my heart wide open, curious, fearless approach me, remove the flowers from my hair take them home and wait for them to die then tell me about the thoughts that possessed you in the moments you tried to cry, but couldn't. There's always something eating away at you, isn't there? Keep scribbling, croak louder! Wake the town, bring me down. Take me take me take me down! Build the wall of silence just a little thicker I want to be sure I'm not nervous, I want to release all solidity and flow through you as liquid, as sunlight, as starlight as wishes as glances you cast me that I wasn't supposed to notice, (but did). I love you is a funny way of starting a sentence, a sentence is just something we use to get through the day. ****** up communication building blocks burying me deeper than I can climb and they're crumbling like your emotions when you've got hallucinations spreading in your spine, breaking you down, back broke, stomach chalk throat choke nose coke short **** inhale me like you do your smoke. I taste the same I taste the same. Yes yes yes yes yes I forgive you, I forgive myself self-love self-help self-yelp telepathy wavves like fog in a graveyard retracing your steps because everything's changing and you're burning wood cast your fires on me, I'll be your shallow shadow and I'll guide myself as far as you'll let me, don't drag me down just take me there. Quickly, before before before. I start to miss you and I think I'm just recycling my gatsby complex into something more tangible than tangerines in the middle of winter or a wind storm, trying to eat when there's a lack of corn, and you can't digest it anyways. you don't belong in this wagon this wagon doesn't even exist. I'm memorizing you in ways like cutting with knives and thinking about listening but then getting distracted. Re-birthing in the direction of “i thought you might” dying downwards and backwards and all the ways you've seen me because that's what I do when you see me. I die. It feels better than being alive so **** me killmekillmekillme. There! Right THERE! That's the separation.
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Simple, sweet, and so delectable. The taste of your kiss lingers on my lips. Enticing and you have me yearning for more. **** visions play in my head like roll on a film. Seduction surges my body and makes me stiff. I climb on top of you and your body intertwines with mine; DNA stranded perfectly together. My arm wraps around your back. As I pull your body close to mine, your gasp whispers in my ear. You want more. So soft are your legs, which my fingers explore. My hands are curious creatures, and you are too inviting for my own good. Another kiss. This one is fire. Passion blazing while flames and heat transfer from your mouth to mine. Then we are one. Two halves finally Equalling a whole. A light yelp escapes your mouth and transforms into a soft moan. We are soaring above cloud nine; higher than we could even imagine. You are me. I am you. This is we. We are passion.
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Jul 2, 2014
Jul 2, 2014 at 12:03 AM UTC
Passion
I wonder what puppies dream of. Their eyes roll back and twitter away, As their bodies twitch and sometimes frighten you. They snarl, they yelp, They bark, and they huff. Is she chasing the birds out the window? Scurrying after those squirrels? Does she use her big curly ears to fly Around like Dumbo, Pulling apart every cumulonimbus cloud? Dream on Eva-pup. Dream on.
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Jun 26, 2010
Jun 26, 2010 at 5:58 PM UTC
Puppy Dreams
I can't stop to chat Sorry, I'm really busy There's so much to do I'm getting quite dizzy Wallpapering, painting And a whole lot of chores Along with scrubbing and replacing Handles on doors Carpentry's enjoyable A skill that I relish But it tires me out So for a break, I'll wish Got a five minute break Rush a quick cigarette And a well-earned coffee Then back off to work I set Packing my boxes And many a bag Put them all in the attic So tired, it's a drag Hoovering all day Kitchen needs cleaning For the fourth time today Then the garden needs preening Make something to eat To recharge energy Sit down for a moment With another coffee Then it's time to go shopping For food, drinks and more Come back to yelling As I walk through the door "Mel, help me out!" "Mel, pass me that!" "Mel, clean the carpet... The pup crapped on that!" "Mel, make a coffee!" "A sandwich might help!" "Then get back to work!" I can't help but yelp Back to more painting And scrubbing the halls Cleaning the windows And papering more walls Then rest for a while With a lovely big meal To end the working day And help muscles to heal I'm aching all over And I can't seem to sleep So restless and sore The job-pile's too steep Toss and turn all night I'm going insane But I have to get up in the morning And do it all again
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Apr 6, 2013
Apr 6, 2013 at 8:28 AM UTC
Busy, Busy, Busy!
stand(ing) here alone in the dark like a head of tack pirouetting away to no music - only acrid scruple of this being with and not being with, one is always alone. space occupies the potteries in the garden as a steady arm of light stills in its mouth, a flowering dark. it is only 3 o'clock in the morning and the heat clambers the wall of the vacuously atrabilious moment of just plainly existing. the slender harlequin of moon, like an old lover having its own way with me, a child's yelp coming home — the hermetic air crushing the light, slivering it revealing all the ensconced phantasms too commonplace like a fork in the road that i know, or the wayward metropolitan that teems with a concatenation of roads and gutters bilious with the squall of day. a figure moves entering a warm miasma, receiving the star of aloneness, vacillating between place and placelessness telling this originary of repossessing the moon with a hand in my hand, pressing a question of where have you been all the raging while.
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Oct 8, 2015
Oct 8, 2015 at 3:52 PM UTC
Night's Metonymy
Two dogs wrestling on my couch Yelping and squealing Barking and yelping Please stop I can’t hear the T.V. I can’t hear my thoughts Now they hear something outside They run to the window and start barking I get up to let them out They keep barking Now they want back in The danger is gone I let them back in They jump on the couch again Yelping and squealing Wrestling and barking I can’t think I can’t hear “Go Outside” I put them outside again The jump on the glass They want back in I tell them no They see me They bark for me to let them in I get up again And let them in I tell them not to bark They run around the room Where was I? What show was I watching? Why Why Why? They jump on the couch next to me They yelp and bark and squeal They are playing I am stewing I am exhausted Should I put two dogs to sleep? Should I just **** them to get some rest? They calm down just in time to save their lives. Now they both sit on me I pet one and feel guilty for my thoughts The other one gets jealous He scratches my arm I'm bleeding I’m going to get rid of both of them I get up and give them a dog snack so the leave me alone They take the dog snack I sit back down Where was I? They eat the dog snack They come back to me. They jump up on the couch. I yell, “GET DOWN!” They look at me. I change the channel They go away. Now I have to get up and use the bathroom AAAAGGGH! I go I come back They are on my couch. I sit down with them They hear something outside They run to the door One jumps across my lap and steps on my ***** I’m going to **** them I let them out. They start running and barking. I get my wallet I am going to the bar After a few drinks I will **** them I come home Hours later They are happy and excited to see me. I love them.
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Jan 10, 2014
Jan 10, 2014 at 2:19 PM UTC
Two dogs wrestling on my couch
Two dogs wrestling on my couch Yelping and squealing Barking and yelping Please stop I can’t hear the T.V. I can’t hear my thoughts Now they hear something outside They run to the window and start barking I get up to let them out They keep barking Now they want back in The danger is gone I let them back in They jump on the couch again Yelping and squealing Wrestling and barking I can’t think I can’t hear “Go Outside” I put them outside again The jump on the glass They want back in I tell them no They see me They bark for me to let them in I get up again And let them in I tell them not to bark They run around the room Where was I? What show was I watching? Why Why Why? They jump on the couch next to me They yelp and bark and squeal They are playing I am stewing I am exhausted Should I put two dogs to sleep? Should I just **** them to get some rest? They calm down just in time to save their lives. Now they both sit on me I pet one and feel guilty for my thoughts The other one gets jealous He scratches my arm I'm bleeding I’m going to get rid of both of them I get up and give them a dog snack so the leave me alone They take the dog snack I sit back down Where was I? They eat the dog snack They come back to me. They jump up on the couch. I yell, “GET DOWN!” They look at me. I change the channel They go away. Now I have to get up and use the bathroom AAAAGGGH! I go I come back They are on my couch. I sit down with them They hear something outside They run to the door One jumps across my lap and steps on my ***** I’m going to **** them I let them out. They start running and barking. I get my wallet I am going to the bar After a few drinks I will **** them I come home Hours later They are happy and excited to see me. I love them.
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Ipp deeb oob voove Shrek in the me Hirk ma do dee Irk groove verande Trek goova grande Move the book Yelp in the hook Panda in the look And a bag shook Never get the dook Teens are on the clock Slivers got the shock
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Aug 16, 2011
Aug 16, 2011 at 11:27 PM UTC
Ipp deeb voove
Sometimes enemies are better than fake friends, only because you don't have anything to lose in the end. They can tell you they're trying to help, but all they do is listen to your crying out yelp. They're supposed to be there to have your back, but sympathy and compassion is what they truly lack. Enemies will hurt you, they do it intentionally too. They want you to know they were the ones who caused you pain, and with everything they do, you'll question if they're sane. But when fake friends hurt you, they do it while they're hiding, because they want to see you break, almost like you're dying. Life is filled with fakers, and I just happen to be the giver, and them the takers. The fantasy world is black and white, and everything is just right. But in our world there's color, and our feelings are grain while they are Muller. Choose your friends wisely, because someone may be stabbing your back - ever so quietly
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Oct 11, 2014
Oct 11, 2014 at 11:33 AM UTC
Fake Friends
1. Grumble Of pugs. Or old men. Correlates to the grouping of wrinkles: smile lines (down) whiskers (up). Synonymous to a gaggle of geese. Or women. A grumbleman steps on the Pug's tail and a passing girl hears a crack, yelp, **** She turns to help but the grumbleman is gone and the pug with him. She wonders why her neighbor's car is still at her Mom's house? Why her Mom wants to be called Veronica not Mary. One night she dreamed Veronica dancing on their roof in the rain holding tight to an old red picture whispering to a woman on the lawn dancing dry in white. She tried to call out to Veronica she saw her slipping, but when she touched her lips She felt them sewn shut with coarse, wet thread. Veronica turned and flew to her, to the window, grabbing her hands forcing fingers to feel the brail graven into her Mother's giggling teeth that read, Don't look, your father will be bleeding soon. She awoke and her window was bound in greased black leather. The floor ashen. Her lips still sewn shut. Anne stood, picked out her fathers bones Veronica had sewn into her pillowcase and she danced.
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Jun 19, 2013
Jun 19, 2013 at 6:48 PM UTC
[anne-NAH-mull-s] Adultery
Mon coeur...my heart Is where I start A journey as long as present and past Over metaphorical oceans, oh so vast Tranquil seas of turquoise blue and emerald green Oasis to seas which for a time were violent and mean Mon coeur...my heart Would not be torn apart A berth in a favorite Mediterranean port Provided safe harbor of a sort Reminding mon coeur...my heart It had yet to reach the start An unexpected voyage to an uncharted sea Would lead me to believe there was something more for me A voyage that made up for the many years of frustration That always led to perpetual exasperation Mon Coeur...my heart Had at last reached the start An open sea to travel Honest words that never felt the gavel A closeness An openness Both of which had not been felt Both of which made my heart melt Impeccable conversation Invigorating recreation She had to be made for me We fit together so perfectly My best friend...ma chere My Elmo to her Carebear Sunny days Stormy days Through those we made our way And together forever we would stay The journey over an endless placid sea Was not meant to forever be Shoal in the night 7th of June if I remember right Mon coeur...my heart Was finally torn apart I know that all happens for a reason And some are only with us for a season But little does that help All I can muster is the weakest yelp For what I lost in the end Was my best friend
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Sep 5, 2012
Sep 5, 2012 at 12:26 AM UTC
The Shoal (Mon Coeur)