Santa stole my wife slaved my kids as elves And oh dear, for the reindeer he took my dog as well But Christmas is still Christmas ain’t no season to be sad I’m taking some comfort, knowing Mr Clause is also bad So let’s not judge the other for I’ve been naughty too and if you too haven't been so nice Well…a Merry Merry Christmas to you
"Tis the eve before Christmas and nights silence abounds. Darkness has fallen and only slight breeze to make sounds. All down the quiet street each house light is now turned out. Many hours since merry occupants were moving about. Tucked tight in their beds are each young girl and small boy, awaiting the morn of Santa inspired mirth and pure joy. I sit crouched in the hedge my senses alert and aloof, This year I'll get him before his reindeer ***** on my roof.
Christmas is coming very soon Oh, you will never know when it is here You must behave or Santa will be mad, You will not know what going to happen in the end So, you better watch out for what you did, better not cry for what you have done. Santa's here, and you will know why, While you're asleep, Santa will be there, Christmas is awesome for everyone Love Christmas all year long Santa will always be happy.
> 2:50am So, I asked about fairy wings when I was 11; you never delivered. In case you want to make up for me, I will be just fine with a true lover instead. That should be easier. Isn't it? < -Delivered 2:52am
-New message 2:53am From: Santa > I'm bringing you your wings <
Well looks like true love can't be find even from santa
Thank Goodness Santa was exempted From Covid Travel Rules, So he could go and deliver All those presents and shimmering jewels. My great nephew and niece all smiles: Look at their happy faces. Santa did all those miles And got to so, so many places.
He even brought me mine Disguised as mail delivery. Giving his reindeers time To rest, for a while, In their Lapland livery.
Top of the Pops at noon. It was on so very soon. Some nice tunes and jingles Like a box full of Pringles.
Not quite Rock and Roll, But still a hint of Soul. Meaningful lyrics And some atmospherics.
The Queen gave us Hope With her speech at three. No time to mope Here in the land of the Free.
Trust you all enjoyed this festive day some way. And let us all pray That things get better From New Year’s Day.
It’s time to conquer Covid: About time I hear you shout. It’s DNA decoded, Vaccinations all about.
So twenty-twenty-one Is coming very soon. When this year is all done, Let’s fly up to the moon.
Let’s fill the world with Love, Holding hands again. Goodbye to twenty-twenty, Goodbye to all the pain.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse. That fatso stole everything that I had. I was shocked because Santa went bad. All that he gave me for Christmas was the finger and some coal. I decided to get even this morning when I went to the North Pole. I gave his reindeers liquor and got them drunk. When Santa started flying, his ship was sunk. His reindeers crashed and Santa has a lot of broken bones. And to add insult to injury, I pelted the punk with stones. Now Santa is in the hospital in a body cast. I got even for what he did one year in the past.
The new year is arriving, It's the time of Christmas, The day we all were waiting for, With jingle bells and tree of X-Mas. To share pleasure in different forms, The streets will be filled with lights, All will relish its bouquet, In these cold winter nights. Houses are decorated with garlands, And are hold up by the alluring poinsettias. Those luscious pies of pumpkin and apples, And the Christmas pudding,ornamented with leaves of maples. It's the time of Festivus ,time of feasting, With kindness in our hearts,it's time for gift-giving. Let's sing loud so the world could hear the deepness, With the season's greetings and a lot of togetherness.